Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #28
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2020
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12 HOT shorts in this compilation. #8 will surprise you
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on explosm.net since 2005!
Shorts:
Sad Larry Begins
Mr. Magnet
Globe-O-Rangers
Clobe-O-Rangers 2
Gender Reveal Party
Dating App
Jonh Battman 3
The Asteroid
Noisy Neighbors
Cloud Dad
Cloud Dad 2
Deserted Island - Комедії
Doctor: "I've never seen a baby cry before, they're usually happy to be alive"
I don't like where this is going...
I guess they should have abort that joke.
.
.
Wait NO!
Wait-
*OH HEK NO*
*I F I T D O N T L I K E Y A S H O V E I T B A C K T O T H E V A G I N A-*
*S A Y H E L L O T O Y O U R N E W H O M E*
_usually_
“FIRE ATTACK!”
“EARTH ATTACK!”
“WIND ATTACK!”
“HEART ATTACK- *wait wait no no no WAIT-“*
HEART ATTAC-
HEART ATTA... Atta... *AAAAAAAAAA-*
You died, Game Over
Lel
Water attack : 🥲
"Why did Kyle get fire while I got a diabetic monkey?" The best quote from these shorts ever
I like how the leader of the globe o rangers is red and fire just like every single leader of any transforming color super group
...how? It wasn't even a punchline... but good for you, whatever floats your boat
I came to the comment section looking for this and was not disappointed.
No, it's not
@@joshyoung1440it doesn’t have to be the punchline to be funny
"Why did Kyle get fireballs and I got a diabetic monkey"
Why is that so funny!?
Because the contrast between controlling fire itself and *having a diabetic monke*
@@lastlyhi NO it's because B A L L S 🤣
“Why did Kyle get fire balls and I got a diabetic monkey?” Lol
my dog just died of diabetes , lol .
@@miyahpherigo3044 Lol...wait what?
@@miyahpherigo3044 lol
@@miyahpherigo3044 I'm so sorry for your loss. :(
@@miyahpherigo3044 lol the dog died
I like that that guy was legitimately concerned with the wellbeing of the diabetic monkey.
Yeah but he was ultimately going to kill him
If he had life that would be good
@@rainbow-the-elemental i mean in captain planet the heart ring gives telepathy and the ability to control animals. it had powers.
that that t h a t t h a t
Reject superpowers
Return to monke
I like how the robber from Mr. Magnet didn't really wanna hurt anyone, he just wanted the money from the women and didn't wanna bring harm upon the hero or old lady.
The heart attack made me laugh for over 10 minutes. No joke. It was hard to breath but i'm ok now. Awesome job
It wasn’t because of laughing, his power effected you but he died before anything major happened and it ended
Now the only thing we need is
Sad Larry: The trilogy
@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB stop spamming no one here wants to see your trashy video
Trilogy? There was much more episodes
B
There should be sad larry the snap where he brakes and goes on a rampage
Did somebody say trilogy?
“Fire attack ”
“Earth attack ”
“Wind attack ”
“Heart attack” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yooo that’s hilarious
Yea that was good
it was funny
the heart ring is one of the most powerful if used to its full extent he could topple civilizations
You ruined it man.....my fault for reading comments before watching it full
I loved that part 😂
I feel like that Batman is such a nice person
"Parent Murder" is such a wild phrase LMAOOO
when the villain cares more about you than your teammates
username
@@Clavinohou ?????
@@goh5301 you seem to be some kind of god
@@FabelWings yes god of japanese porn its not much but its honest work
God sake’s he was slowly dying every second with those two people screaming nonstop that’s living hell
Arash had one job and didn't even put his whole heart in it.
Ooh nice!
Fire attack! 🔥
Wind attack! 💨
Earth attack! 🌎
Heart attack! ♥️🔫
Oh no
you know I was wondering. what would have happend if he still had the power of monkey when they summoned him? Would he just get the heart of a monkey with diabetes?
😕💀
“I never seen a baby cry before” Oh my....
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WHEN BABIES ARE BORN THEY LAUGH AND NOT CRY😂😂
I'd be sad too if my name was Larry Larrison.
@Adnan Yusuf well your rude
@@BlueBirdOfFrendliness well I agree
I agree it a pretty sad name
@@leowcheewai8053 Well i think It's a reference
@@filipemartinho1753 well ok
"Fire attack!
"Earth attack!"
"Wind attack!"
"Heart attack"
wait a second
Lol
69 likes
I've never seen a baby cry before, they are usually happy to be alive!!
"My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners"
THAT ONE GOT ME OMG
When the "bad guy" is the only to notice that he was dying 7:07
You're bad guy but that doesn't mean you're a bad guy.
lmao those three heroes says generic villain shit when they got their powers lmao
@@acidmana6141 _I AM A G O D_
Heart attack
ok ok here's something better, maybe. "Disappointing sun, TRHOW HIM INTO THE SUN"
here time stamp 11:19 (also you get what i mean in the DISAPPOINTING SUN part)
Shut up, redditor
Imagine going to stop a robbery and then just being stabbed by every metal object within a 20 meter radius
@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB Bro shut up
@Mitch Wheeler looks like the work of an enamy stand
Imagine having earring on or even worse a a bellybutton ring
2KM* radius
@@CringeAnimations69420 STAR PLATI oh wait platinum is metal
Oh crap oh no
1:39
"I HATE GODDAMN MARGARITA"
All's fun and games, but one more word and you'll be annialated for good.
She said "I need a goddamn margarita"
She said "I need a goddamn margarita"
'' Hit him harder''😂
2:17 I love how the criminal was also legitimately concerned
Lmao fr. when he said I can’t go to jail I thought he was gonna dip but he stayed and called the ambulance
The hero technically killed himself
Uno reverse
Why is no one talking about the fact that the hero was literally gonna shoot the criminal
plot twist: hero planned this to make criminal feel bad
Mr. Magnet was just too Attractive for his own good.
U gave me one hell of laugh
ha hell because his dead
Eyy
Yes god this comment right here
i dont get it 😭
"HEART ATTACK" was the bomb XDD
4:02 What a lucky dude
Yo that “ Fire Attack! Earth Attack! Wind Attack! Heart Attack “ joke was amazing
That was fucking hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂
ohhh i get it 💀💀💀
It was
I think the best magic power for the fourth hero is water. This is how this idea of mine makes sense: Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water.
That was so fucking hilarious
03:57
Arash: What is my gift Mother Earth?
Mother Earth: Mmm, Monkey
Yes
Mother earth: now you get heart attack
Yeah that’s what the video says
*möñķý*
Master Oogway, you saved me! Why?
7:35
i cupped my hand over my mouth when i saw this
"why did Kyle get fire, and I got a diabetic monkey?"
BEST LINE EVER! 🤣🤣🤣
"I've never seen a baby cry before"
Tomska
@Adnan Yusuf that's what they said in the video
Womb to tomb
Dat means they all ded
STOP KILLING HIM
Me: hes still alive
@h lord so what? i cant have a tf2 pfp? i have to have a toad pfp?
His not hes
@@palanisamy820 is that a joke?
Ur fked up
@@unknownuser8454 always have been
"I coulda done cumulolingus" -- that finished me 😂
“My car has a face like me and its too long to turn corners”🤣
“Fire Attack”
“Earth Attack”
“Wind Attack”
...
“Heart Attack”
HOLD UP-
Wait his power was only to give that super dude his heart not use it in powers
That guy from Death Note:
*HEAVY* *BREATHING*
Baby at the start of the video: *literally crying*
Captions: [Applause]
"Never said we were exclusive,... That's walter premium " omg his face XD
" I never said it was exclusive... thats waltr premium" xD had me DEAD
It’s a boy: yay
It’s a girl: yay
It’s sad Larry: LARRY COME ON STOP CRYING IM IN MORE PAIN THEN YOU
XD
Baby Larry literally grew ass hair and a beard as soon as he was born, now that's my son
What is more sad than sad Larry's begin ? The fact a lot of people who watched this had memories on their mind as they lived similar things
1:18 The sims in a nutshell.
I thought the heart was for love that's why she said it sucks and was expecting the pig to fall in love with him but the heart attack was much better
Yes ._.
So now we know why Larry is always depressed like damn
Dis boy got assaulted
I’d also like to point out the mother gave up drinking for 3 months. Not 9 months. So Larry’s brain could still be deformed as shit.
because he was born with 5 o'clock shadow and butt hair.
i ALSO just noticed that the other "normal" baby was larry's original work partner seen in the first sad larry short
with the same dance and kicking too
@@rbreachgamer54 yes he is the same person
"My car has a face like me and is too long to turn corners."
Oh John Battman. You are the hero we deserve.
god imagine if magneto went through the same thing as Mr. Magnet
sometimes i wonder what the writers at Explosm are on. whatever it is, keep doing it.
(edit: yeah, i get it. it’s cyanide.)
Haha lmao
Whatever it is I want some
I want it too
Definitely acid 😂😂😂😂
They high
Fire attack🔥
Earth attack🌲
Wind attack🌬️
Heart attack💔
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Me too 😂🤣
Let's acknowledge what a phenomenal guitarist Ben Governale is. C & H wouldn't be the same without his blistering solos.
Oh please more of John batman and his friends.... this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your power is...
M O N K E
Return to monke
Monke flip
reject humanity. return to m o n k e
𝙢𝙢𝙢 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚
We're banana
Damn sad Larry’s parents hated him as soon he was born that’s cold
well
I neVer Saw a bAby cry beFore.
@@cascas9656 usally they are happy to be born
@@cascas9656 ?
Well he was crying for no reason at all
Me magnet was probably one of my favorite shorts of all time!
The mr. magnet one was so wild but absolutely amazin’
"Heart Attack" - this made my boring working day. Thx!)
Lol
😂
Same XDDDD
Hahaha same🤣
Lol
"I've got a car with my face on it, and it's too long to turn corners"
That line always makes me laugh
Lol
I don't get it :(
@@softwet6393 John Batman says it to Dan sooperman
@@scpfoundation2040 Please go into detail.
just realized that "that other baby" from 'sad larry begins' was the tie guy from 'sad larry's day off'
e: and the same dancin' guy from 'sad larry'
The heart attack one I couldn't breathe and it felt like I was dying it was so funny
Neither could he
Waltr: Dating Simplified *Disclaimer: Includes cheating*
That’s Walter premium
What the hell, walter!? Walter!!! Yeah we're a angry mob!!! Get back here, walter! He's within 50 feet of our location. Keep searching! We're gonna break his heart!!!!
I recognized one of the women in one of the previous shorts called confession. Doug told philomena that he's an alcoholic and she spotted out her drink and he drank it up!😂😂😂😂
"Do you know how long I gave up drinking to grow you? 3 months!" *Pregnancy is 9 months* _hold up_
10 months but we go with that
Ridding
𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙪𝙥
@@JonSon-hq7gi true! Between 37 weeks (like 9 months and a quarter) and 42 weeks (like 10,5 months)
*lets back that up*
I have now watched every single cyanide and happiness compilation
That Mr. Magnet made me cry laughing
“Do I have to get sugar-free bananas?” Oh lord do not
@@Joojins I literally don’t even know
"Fire, Earth, Air, m o n k e"
*monke
You actually edited it to monke you fucking legend
@@busterji2229 lmao
Diabetic monke*
My god! I needed this so bad 😂
"Heart attack!" LMFAO
"My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners"
Favorite line no doubt
"my car has my face on it and it's too long to turn corners"
John Battman
I love the way he says "goodbye"
Dude the first one killed me lmao💀
"Keep hitting him!"
That's proper parenting!
Sounds like my parents
That's the formula of old gen South Asian Parents
Mine are one of them
Can you please not joke about this sort of stuff...?😔😔 some people actually have to go through this and that includes me..
@@hotdawg1176 Oh God, is that true? If they are actually hurting you physically, you have to go for help. Even if you're still a child, you have the right to live a life without pain!! That's a basic human right!! Speak with your best friend or go to the police. That's not how parents should treat their children! I know it's easy for me to say that as someone who doesn't have such circumstances at home. But trust me, if you're doing nothing about this, it will not get better. I wish you luck and succes for now and for your future.
@@hotdawg1176 if you can’t handle jokes you shouldn’t be on this channel. And I go through it too so I’m not trying to be rude
I wanna see happy Larry.
(Sad Larry's long lost brother)
Given that we just got a new "sad Larry" with a cloud dad, I wouldn't hope for anything "happy" anytime soon.
Definitely would be his sister lol
@@dontmindme5879 I mind you
Anybody else just want to like... hug him?
@@creeperqueen1805 I dont
Seen it coming from a mile away and it made me laugh
“I know its gonna be beautiful and have your eyes”
Her eyes:⚫️👄⚫️
Mr. Magnet was almost a good superhero. He had a neat power and puns. If only he hadn't ATTRACTED death, he could've teamed up with Shark Rad
But Shark Rad is such a loser!
Cool pfp
@@suspect3633 LMAO
what if arash could give other people heart attacks
From what I heard the heart ring is actually broken and more powerful than the others I just don’t know what it does
new kira alert
Just like the CIA... or.. McDonald’s.
The captain planet ones are hilarious. They always tried to make heart seem like the one that kept them all together but we all knew it sucked lol.
Bro the magnet hero is so hilarious
Nobody:
Arash: my power is *M O N K E*
Imagine him mastering his power and able to stop in the beast Titan
summon*
Every time he summon his monke, he should say " HMMMM MONKE"
R E T U R N T O M O N K E
DIABATIC M O N K E
Bruh.....The heart attack part was the greatest
The irony....lmao
My dumbass u got me😭😭
Lol
@@deesmoove3198 tf u mean
@@meettheinmans7175 I think he means the read more
Not sure that's irony bro
Captain Planet parody made my day 💕
Mr.magnet had the springlocks go off 💀
This show makes me smile
..but it also makes me scared of the people at Explosm Entertainment
@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB
Stfu
same
me 2
I don’t know whether I should be more scared that they come up with these or that I get what they’re thinking.
Good to see another among us pfp
"they're usually happy to be alive" lmao
mr magnet was so bloody i love it
“No more just us, now it just me”
-John Batman
“I have a car with my face on it that’s too long to turn corners”
I lost it when he said “heart attack”
I laughed when Kyle,jabari,and ayumi summoned general globe without his heart and he died instantly because arash didn't give the hero his heart due to having a heart attack
Globe-O Rangers at 3:16, reminded me of The Jewel Kingdom book series when I was a little kid.
Henlo
The real question is, why does Larry have a tooth as soon as he’s born???
It's a Moé tooth clearly
@@willdingwall8503 and a hairy butt
It must've been so painful for a newborn baby to grow a tooth, and that fast! No wonder he was upset (aside from normal baby crying)
ASS HAIR
AND A FUCKING BEARD
A SAD ONE AT THAT
And why was that other new born able to stand up and dance
'Put a light in a cloud' makes me die of laughter every time
I do too
i coulding stop laughing the mr.magnet lol
Heart attack 😂😂😂
*”This is a city where we don’t have John Battman, time for parent murder!”*
2:55
“STOP KILLING HI-HI-HI-HIM!!!!”
Possibly my most favorite line.
that cork sound when the baby came out🤣
All great things in one:
Mystery
Adult humor
And it's animated 🥳