Cyanide & Happiness Compilations - Kids
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Shorts:
Bathroom Bullies
Don't Go To Space
Science Class
The Wardrobe
Cello Camp
The Joke Book
Fart in a Jar Martin
Rainy Day - Комедії
"Saturn!" _Not safe..._
"Ur****!!" _Not safe..._
Man, that gets me every time 🤣🤣
Dark Tyyp haha same
Where is the adventure game can any of u tell me what happend to that ?
Same
Uranu- *Doofish The name has been banned*
EaRtH
Not safe
"Earth!"
Not safe
"Studies have shown that 100% if all deaths happen on earth"
XD
Revenger 211
It's true
@@NoFalse_id0Ls no shit, that's why it's funny xD
Not true ,7 people have died in space f000l
@@saintsyndicate5435 all 7 deaths occured in Earth's atmosphere, non actually occured outside the 100km boundary
@@user-tz8vv5bo7m nope laika died during the first couple of minutes when the rocket was launched into orbit, some say due the impact of launch but who knows :/
I love how the son just accepted that his dad would murder him because the book said to do so XD
I love tow
religion in a nutshell.
His dad got locked inside the bathroom how???
@@myalt1892 he is talking about a different short
@@nic3638 i mean his dad got locked I N S I D E the bathroom
Legend says the bullies are still leaving the bathroom to this day.
doggie addict oof
They aren't bullies though
Bummer.
More than a year?!
Let's find those bullies 😂😂there probably everyone so it would be easy
“But whatever it is, it probably eats children.”
OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY! I CAN’T WAIT TO GO TO SPACE!
I made this 666
Max10hoop Thank you, but your sacrifice seems to have been in vain.
669 truly my successor
I laughed so hard I made my house blow up in extreme pain and suffering
@@superqwerty Go back to instagram
Finally a compilation that's kid Friendly
Oh..
Cyanide & Happiness does not get very kid friendly at all
lmao
@@spartanwar1185 ff$fferdfytteett44fr44444e2rrttt4rrrytty5 IS 44
4R3HZrrttt4rrrytty5
@@sundaysalau8653 r/ihadastroke?
To be fair i don't think anything that has the word cyanide in it is kid friendly.
Ooooohhhhhhhh FUCK
“Rainy Days”
Will be a good concept for a movie
Or a Steam game. I would play it... 😃
@@UnusualPete oh yea, like "Among The Sleep"
Yeah totally
ikr
4:25 “ And that kids is how public schools and private schools were made”
Lma
“Studies show that 100% of deaths happens right here on earth!”
*guess I’ll die then*
ksagames false , people have died in space
khant kyaw oh shit that’s true
It’s a joke ;-;
You mean, "dirt"
It should have said 99.999999% of people died on earth
Okay the first one was wholesome though great video love it
They end up smoking in the bathroom then killing the principal...
W H O L E S O M E 1 0 0
69 likes lol
Where is the adventure game can any of u tell me what happend to that ?
Whatever Dork
Devilishly
Original
Republic
Korn
Haylea Addison lmao
How Many people wanted so badly to watch "Don't be a fireman!" When the dad put it in.
me
I agree with this
Yeah
Same.
Me
3:20 Oh GOD there is someone in the couch trying to grab the remote with its fingers through the pillows !!!!
OH SHIT! I never realized till now when you mentioned it. Such detail
Oh wow I didn’t see that!
HOLY SH*T I SEEN THAT ONE LIKE A MILLION TIMES AND NEVER SAW IT TILL NOW
Hoot look i don’t see it
@@robloxperson6385 something is there for a milisecond
No Children were harmed in the making of this compilation..
But how many were conceived?
69 likes
Yes they were
100% of deaths happen here on Earth
Yes
There got mentally harmed
Well, no comedy skit is perfect.
Obviously joking. Kids are great. On toast.
MY FBI AGENT: Wtf are you doing
watching kids have their dreams shattered because it funny
No u
Yes
@@9bqll uno reverse card
Watching hentai
10:57 His son was only reading the "YES YOU CAN" text lol.
Now I wonder if the book is cursed
Yeah!!
"Can what, da-" *gets shot in the face*
"The Joke Book" and "Rainy Day" had way more darker endings
Books ARE evil
@@Astro_The_Man
You don't say.....
It'd make a pretty cool horror movie
what do you get when you cross bleach and amonia
YOU GET WHAT YOU F@CKING DESERVE *BANG*
When they beat the kid and the sister cheers, sounds alot like my familly
Oh no r u ok?
And then you murder your father?
@@thatLukeKneller that's not very funny
@@lukbomr.3112 It's what happens in the video. Did you even watch it?
Well, im an only child and i don't have a bad attitude...
Ngl the dad should've said
What do you get when you cross your dad and your mom?
A mistake.
My sisters were a mistake. I was the only expected one.
Kamrynn Anderson
That's just what they tell you.
He's a liar
@@Wavgun3k bro 💀
Ugh, here comes "FaRT iN a JaR" Martin
Back in the fourth grade!
See!!
UGH! THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING THE JAR!?!
Because I have to prove to you that it only happened one time
The only reason we call you fart in a jar Martin is because you always carry a fart in a jar Martin
How to fix all kids problems:
"I'll just get my ladder"
The fourth installment: I'LL GO GET YOUR FATHER
Kids: EARTH
man: .........NOT SAFE
Praise that Flying Spaghetti Monster. May his noodly appendages wrap ya all in his spangly love. Ramen.
Sleeping with James Charles
*NOT SAFE*
100% of death's of people have happened on or near Earth.
Earth should be banned.
We're doomed
The last one proved why more kids need more video games, so their dads wont want to play and end up nearly killing them.
exactly
@@shawnsuckstm3353 This is true. And right now the movie industry needs good ideas.
@@shawnsuckstm3353 I'm going to assume you did that while slowly putting on sunglasses.
@@shawnsuckstm3353 Form my first comment, to the hollywood thing, to getting my sunglasses ready for comment, I guess in forethought I'm....
Ahead of the game.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nearly?
Rainy day
Dad: TIME TO DIE
SCREAM OF A LADY
7:24 Look in the clothes pile; that's Rocko's shirt in Rocko's Modern Life.
(“Children were harmed in the making of this video”)
"And we don't regret we did it"
@@bloodee4508 'I didn't'
Sh they don't need to know that
10:56 ain't he supposed to be looking at "YES YOU CAN"??
The moment he grabs the book you hear a page flick.
and also this was been writed with blood
@@alexftr2448 *written
Chris grammar police 🚔
@@daniel_pinilla At least someone corrected them. Better to correct them than have them going their whole life typing/writing the wrong words only to be ridiculed.
6:00 he is playing one of the LG alarms
As a LG owner i can say. *Yes*
Hey, I’d just like to mention that the song they used in “Rainy Day” also played on my Alexa at the exact same time.
Who else noticed that gods fart looked like a galaxy
Im kinda offended by that clip bc its not like how God would be at all..
Meee
@@gracegilbaugh8654 no shit
@@kuriakosejim8696 a as paskal said. An inteligent man would belive in god, because you have everything to gain if your right and nothing to lose if you're wrong.
@@EE-sg4cu pascals wager is a foolish argument. There are so many religion that the odds of getting the right one are tiny. Plus it will change the way you live your life for the worse for a scientifically idiotic argument.
I too would want to be part of the Kool Kids Klub.
Oh no it's him
Justin Y. Why are you everywhere
Wow you must really love being part of the KKK
Justin y comment with only 4 likes...wow
Why arent you verified yet?
“I lied” is one of the scariest quotes ever now
2:42
*ah yes 100% of people walking are on a floor*
I dont know how you guys keep making these cartoons entertaining but I love it
Ramiro Fire these are reused though so its sad no new content
My favorite one was the one with the bullies.
The teacher got flat quick
I wonder how many there were after all that
Railfanner Jones mine was the lion child predator
4:42 when the lion says “my boi!” I literally died of laughter!😂 I don’t know why
Me: Kratos your back from your Remastered game now you evolved into some sort of lion with two arms and that all
All Might!?
Link!
Oh boi smooching time:)))))))
Peace is what all heroes strive for!
"what do you get when you cross bleach with ammonia?"
A edgy human
Ugandan Lord An*
well thats not very funny... ITS NOT *COUGH* VERY *COUGH* FUNNNNY
Idk
mustard gas?
“Hey dad, what do you get when you cross bleach with ammonia. I don’t know mustard gas?”
You actually get _CHLORINE_ gas
Either way i guess it K|¡¡§ ¥θμ
Its chloramine
6:38
And As The Legend Has It He Is Still Stuck In That Calculator To This Very Day
Useless Information
There were surgeons to get him out, but I guess that’s why it’s a legend
Oh fuck really lol
@@zoupian What would they do?
@@SteveOnlin get him out
@@seanperkins7728 how?
4:29 that guy in the yellow shirt is me i laugh at literally everything
Same with me bud
Me too.
In High School or middle school, I laugh at everything 🤣😂
9:32 shark rad poster is in the wall
Lol
Would anyone think of the children!!
Cyanide and Happiness did.
Get do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude?
*THE BELT!!*
A bad daditude
Oof
"What do you get when you cross bleach and ammonia? You get what you deserve Murry!"
I know this released before the Joker, but I so wanted that to be the line.
When you cross me you will dieeee in fortnite
Mau Cristo shut up tard
Earth....
N O T S A F E
Geez... I wonder why, THE F*CKING NATURAL DISASTERS, KIDNAPPING, WILD GOD DAMN ANIMALS, nerds...
@@DeeTwo01 true
Earth is more dangerous than the sun for it's slow and horrible deaths
I love how the dad is still saying "It's not very funny" while choking
4:37 BRUH LMAO I JUST WATCHED THE MOVIE AM DYING LOLL
The most unrealistic part of this whole compilation is that the boys are smoking cigarettes instead of using juuls
Justin Y. Facts
Factual information
ikr
It was originally made in a time when vaping wasn't popular.
ha ha lol
11:30 is that the Old Testament story Abraham and Isaac?
3:22 Did anyone notice the fingers on the remote before he sits Down?
I did
“C’mon guys, it was one time!”
*shows collection of fart jars*
“I lied🤓”
THEN WHY YOU KEEP BRINGING THE JAR
Imagine he grabbed the wrong jar 😬
4:29 guy in the background was losing it XD
Where? Cant see or hear him
@@Killbayne yellow shirt guy XD
0:51 how it is in my school 😂😂😂😂🤣
“But I heard girls went to Jupiter to get more stupider!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😱😱
Not funny it's old and worn out
@@anthony_gaming3205 yea lol
7:23 anyone see the September calendar 😂😂😂 lol
Edit:now i see it's a easter egg for the video about the man who could sit anywhere
And rocko's shirt
Haha good eyes
For me right now, it’s September. Like if you are watching this in September too.
@@haleyfrappuccino6635 lol same i liked btw
@@haleyfrappuccino6635 oof i watched it first day of October
When Cyanide & Happiness uploads: :D
When it's a compilation: :/
SAME
I know man I have seen most of these. At least I can look Forward to the next episode of Purgatony coming out next week.
Ok
(Son) is it pants?!?!?
(Dad) gets close to him
(Son) ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! dad ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
(Daughter)get him dad! beat his little ass! GO DAD! :D
he said beat his little ass i think XDD
leigha earl he did
leigha earl yah he said beat his lil ass
Wrong, re-watch this video to get your shit right
"Beat his little ass!"
2:51 is that a flying spaghetti monster?
Haha yes....
-JOIN OUR CULT-
It’s the symbol for Scientology
This show has the best plot twists i've ever seen
Still gets me everytime
What a compilation! I love watching random kids for 12 minutes at a time!
EnricosUt FBI OPEN UP
"Studies show that 100 percent of deaths happen right here on earth." 😂
2:51 heheh
Nice reference
So UA-cam is hiding the ad markers on mobile now. And they're playing two ads before the videos now too I guess and at the end.
It's awful right
Ad markers were at spots without ads too wtf
Wow... You and hindsight guy should pair up and fight crime... Captain stating the obvious and super hindsight guy dooodoo daaa doooo!
Actively noticing changes is not an example of hindsight, please consult a dictionary before embarrassing yourself with a joke that doesn't work.
@@303elliott the fuck you say? what's a dictionary? hindsight was the name of a person who has since deleted their comment not in the literal reference to the words meaning in response to that comment.
However, perhaps you could get use of that dictionary by looking up grammar nazi for me!
" I heard girls went to jupiter to get more stupider" 😂 😂 😂 😂 2:13
Never heard of that?
He must have skipped childhood
“Studies show that 100% of deaths happen right here on Earth.”
THAT’S BECAUSE WE LIVE HERE!!!
No shit Sherlock
Exactly
3:34
*Kid comes back home Explaining everything he saw*
"Welp, Timmy, We are Now Satanist! Get your Baby Sister..."
I would not like to be an astronaut anymore😪
Where is the adventure game can any of u tell me what happend to that ?
Don’t lose your dam dreams keep on going no matter what people say
Remember that the video doesn’t show all the amazing things about space. If you want to be an astronaut, go for it. If you don’t want to be an astronaut anymore, then I hope you find something else you want to do😊
I didn't actually want to be an astronaut
But I would like to become an astronomer
And here's me thinking this was a cyanide and happiness compilation for kids! XD
The last one reminded me of a story in the Bible
Yh and I think he is a bully from the bathroon
See his hair
Abraham I think. I forgot his son's name
But
My name is martin
And people call me a
Nerd😄
But not craze
Finally a moment I have been waiting a vid that was released a few seconds ago
Voted the #1 Cyanide and Happiness compilation amongst Catholic Priests.
I W I S H G O D D I D N' T G O T O O U R S C H O O L S.
Love the Flying Spaghetti Monster cameo lol
9:49 this is soooo good but sad at the same time
I have seen every video in this compilation
Im starting to question my existence
Potatony Spaghettony why
Tfw Jupiter only has 8x the gravity of Earth. QuIt FAtShaMiNg JupIteR!
tcadmn its WTF
But I’ll forgive you for your mistake 😂
0:32 My HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL *NOT CLICKBAIT*
its clickbait jokee he
2:35 I love the little pause for earth
I really like the joke boy he really cross the line hahahaha
I love how there’s 50 comments saying “first”
Jeremiah Ellis same
First
First
10:10 - I like how the kid's hair remninds me of Roxas and Ventus' hair from "Kingdom Hearts"
I thought the title meant it was kid friendly
*dear god*
Time to sleep! Oh wait - I'll sleep 12 minutes later
Wow, that last one went from 0 to Vantablack in an instant
Imagine the son just looks at his dad and says,”I can’t read dad.”
3:26 i freaking died at this part and i dunno why THEY KID'S FACE THO
10:37 WHAT's that FOR🤔
When I got the notification for this, I thought it said “Cyanide and Happiness Compilation For Kids!”
I was going to say “Something Really, REALLY Isn’t Right...”
Ace Kermitcat i honestly thought the same thing
Sofia Dominguez
OH YEAH?! WELL...
uhh
Yeah, I know. 🙁
5:56 Me be like
HOLY THATS MY RINGTONE TO GET UP AND GO TO SCHOOL
"But whatever it is, it probably eats children" 😂
100% of death happened on Earth.
Except for that one dog.
@Robbie Sarvis I am beating a dead horse
6:55 Rocko's Shirt
"I heard girls go to jupiter to get more stupider!" LOL best and funny line ever!😂😂😂😂(to be true i laughed when i heard this line!😂)
8:24 for people who came for the fart in a jar bit. You're welcome
The whole compilations demor- ahem...
*inspire* children
They don't demoralize children. They inspire them
@@NdrizzyTheGoat same same but obviouse
rainy day actually scares me somehow.
Why did I laugh so damn hard at the one with the mustard gas
4:29
The boy in the background 🤣
2:38 13 cosmanuants died in space so it's 99.99999999999999999% of people die on earth
Which is round up to 100% just for a lolz.
@@mukamuka0 fair enough
4:32 while laughing he said "look at him get it"
"EARTH!?"
.......... "NOT SAFE" gets me everytime
I love how this is over a year old and I still enjoy it