Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - Here Comes the Bride
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2021
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Shorts:
Totally Forgot
The Groom
The Restraining Order
It's Not What It Looks Like
Therapy
Tell My Wife
Johnny and Marissa
Divorce - Комедії
Someone at C&H has a serious phobia of marriage.
If they ever make it legal in the united states, i actually wouldnt mind marrying myself.. though i'd be doing it drag.. that'll be awesome
Matthew Grime lmao
@@Grimerpr2016 Give it enough time
@@Grimerpr2016 same
In Cuba, I saw Men being monsters to women, and I determined myself to be a good husband and never mistreat my wife. Then I came to the US and saw women do insanely bad stuff in marriages, and how fcked up Men get in divorces(friends and family), so I got absolutely *Terrified* of getting married.
Then Online, I said I would need to get paid to marry, and a Mexican woman took up my challenge LOL! She was average-looking and decent personality, but I denied her in the end. Marriage is WAY too scary in the US. $6000 is not enough for me to marry a Woman. I probably need to see a Psychologist, but that won't change the fact that marriage is a terrible deal for Men in the US.
the divorce one is my all time fave lmao "you MONSTER"
"you MOMSTER"
@@YogaPratama-gt7bd YOU "NUMB-SIR"
I guess we know why they're getting a divorce - she did say she was surprised by how mature he was being in his offer to take the blame - so Ima assume he's always that immature and underhanded
@@Crow_Smith Kowalski, over-analysis
I still find it funny that the restraining order issue could have been fixed so easily but Bernard absolutely did this on purpose 😂
Facts, bernard just hella gay, and the husband
@TheRealOneAkusik bisexual perhaps ?
@TheRealOneAkusik the one scene where bernard had sex with the husband-
@@kylegaebriellelimbo378 Yeah man it ain’t gay.
@@thecluckster3908 it is if he had sex with him lol
It's been said before but I shall say it again. That's the smoothest divorce ever.
which one?
@@e-mansmith7989 the one with the smoothest divorce
@@roronoazoro8626 lol
True
@@e-mansmith7989 the last one I’m pretty sure
Therapy one is actually wholesome :)
Not if you assume the therapist has an erection in that last shot.
@@Jed.Blazer WHAT?!!!
@@Jed.Blazer HA!
@@Jed.Blazer I never would have imagined it and for that reason, I believe it is canon.
@@Jed.Blazer time stamp?
Bernard is just simply to powerful.
Plot twist: She filled out the right form, but Bernard got rid of the license and filled out a restraining order, giving him the ultimate Unicorn position 🦄
a good theory
A very great theory
a fiiiiiiiillllllllllm theory
That explains a lot.
@@the_shiny_wartortle_8913 yes
I forgot how great of a dad Brad is
Uhmmm
@Muscleman8562 ok and what does that have to do with the topic of this comment?
Yeah i mean 5 whole dollars, best dad ever
@Muscleman8562 How about two pounds of mustard? 🤔
And that Gentlemen is how you don’t get screwed over in the divorce courts. Manipulate the kids to preferring you to your ex-wife.
C&H: **posts dark humor**
Also C&H: **posts wholesome content like therapist**
Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
The comes an abrupt and tragic miscarriage
Then comes blame, then comes despair
Two hearts damaged beyond repair
Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
I think he takes the tree
Imma use this when I get a divorce
@@Cursedwolf22230 LMAO
Next time i see my freind who recently got a new boyfreind im singing this
Useless comment
When I first saw the restraining order episode I expected to see a couple of adult mixed race kids next to the wife with Bernard's pouty expression on their faces. 🤣
1:50 - The most unrealistic part of the C&H compiled...a stupid rich couple claims "We _can't_ break the law..."
They cant
Husband was gay
They can rich people do it a lot and walk away fine
@@zerochilling0442 THATS THE POINT ASDFGHHJKL
@@namanish450 i was responding to Nathan you idiot ajshehjzhe
You should’ve named it “there goes the bride” love these animations
Perfect compilation for a WEDnesday
🗿
@Jake Thomas No such thing as time zones, the Earth is flat
@@greetings702 your trolling right
@@greetings702 ikr round earthers IMR,?
Lol
Bernard, the legend.
The Restraining Order is one of my favourite shorts ever. The plot twist is actually really well done for Cyanide and Happiness, hilarious as it is
I’ll be honest, Bernard deserves a raise, the man’s gone through so much, they worked him until he died, I doubt he ever even had a break.
6:10 lovly a happy ending 💖
😍
I love how he moves the gun out of his direction at 8:13 lol
No need to have any more casualties... Oh
muzzle discipline
Therapy episode kind of got me choked up because in a sense that happens in a lot of marriages why are you keep on putting your problems underneath another one and another one until it’s far too late to fix it
If It's Too Late,,
Then *"Probably"* They're Not Meant To Each Other 😅
(Don't Get Me Wrong, I Hate Divorce...
BUT Not All People Are "Good People" ,, If The Husband Are Constantly Hurting Her Physically..... OR One Of Them Are Having An Affair..... OR It'll Be Dangerous For One Of Them If They're Keep Together..... Then, Be Wise 😅)
@@imashadow699 Stop Typing Like This
@@danieljoseph6404 Why Not?
(And Do We Meet Before?)
10:50 lil Billy changing his shirt so fast
Lol
The therapist one cracks me up every time: oh we’ve run out of time auuugh! lol
Dad: "I'll start the conversation, if they have any anger it'll be towards me."
Mom: "Wow, really? That's so mature of you Brad, thank you."
Dad: "oh yes because that's what maturity is, throwing yourself under the fucking bus for someone else. The word is selfless, y'know what fuck this imma throw you under the bus now"
Love it.
Yeah i'd find the word mature a little degrading
Mature? We're adults we're supposed to be mature, how about selfless so at least it sounds like I'm doing something rather than meeting the minimum requirements.
Plot twist: The groom didn't dig his way out of the marriage, he was just pulling an elaborate prank on them for YT
Lol
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Lmao
Yay, finally I found your comment
Got to pay for that wedding somehow
I feel like "The groom" is the continuation of "Totally forgot"🤔🤣
Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 👍👍👍🍋
6:00 thats dark
4:21 inception
1:02 he comes out of the ground gasping for air, maybe why he ran in the first place.
Somebody got an oscar for that last guy?🤣
10:36 the kids shirt on the right has an identity crisis
Considering they have no fingers that's some very impressive puppetry
6:10 that's one of rare good ending in C&H.
Wow, a compilation that is an actual compilation? Thats new
@Daniel Brzozowski what did he said?
0:53 pulled out a pro gamer move
More like 8:44
The one at 6:22 had jim carry vibes from the movie the mask lmao. That's all I kept thinking of when he would cough
i've missed alot. thanks for all these compilations. truly entertaining :)
damn the marriage counseling one so good
Look at little Blue shirted singing guy. Gonna cry
9:03 is good
Little did the couple know in the restraining order episode, restraining orders are easily liftable. All they had to do was talk to any judge and they could have spent their lives together. They have such a big house and probably a lot of money. Therefore they should have a good education background and should know about this.
Way to take the fun out of the joke
Shut up.
You came to the wrong place to sound smart
How to tell us you don’t have a sense of humor:
the genies of these shorts is that it’s to tell how it ends
5:33 Oh, what digital dexterity!
I love how the picnic couple stares at the dude when he sobs after finishing his rambling as if they’re suspecting if this was something he actually went through.
'Tell my Wife' is the cyanide masterpiece.
Groom saved his life !
8:26
my fav part
0:14 it's called hand washing them.
Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 👒👒👒
No
Why have i been watching them for years
That last one always kills me.
Just brilliant
Mais c’est tellement drôle cette chaîne 😂
"You monster!" 🤣🤣🤣
Johnny and Marissa song was genius when you spelled out Divorce.
0:28 OH SHIT! FUCK! PLOT TWIST!!
10:39, boys shirt flickers to plain blue, from blue with grey stripes as he jumps
True brother
4:05 How did a costume move on its own?
Idk either.
Magik
Will no one acknowledge the fact that the beds were so sqeauky , that just has double meanings.
She has OOOOOOOOrrrgasmed sir.
That line never fails to make me laugh!
Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes and abrupt tragic miscarriage, then comes blame, then comes despair. Two hearts damage beyond repair. Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree, D-I-V-O-R-C-E
damn
Awesome video 👍
I love the plot twist of the first one ending WHAHAHA
Therapy one is simply gold
Hah. It's a lot like what my dad actually did when my parents divorced. 😆
Porfect edit
Gravestone said he died in2029
He has 8 years left!!!
10:58 😂😂😂
Lmfao this is awesome
lol 8:32
I like that kissing in the tree song
AMAZING
Here comes the bride, 10 miles wide, she couldn't fit in the taxi so she had to bounce behind.
This actually made me smile XD
Awesome! :D
"It's Not What it Looks Like" is the continuation of "Don't Talk" short
These are dark and I love it
The last one though 😂😂😂
The double-twist on the last one is a comedy genius moment
I just like the face he has in the second one he’s not even completely there XD
Love how this video starts with marriage and ends in divorce
0:01 I-I can't take it anymore
I forgot 💀
You forgor how to spell forgor 💀💀
@@toymaster4041 Alzheimer
That’s cool I like it
Brad is my guiding spirit
That soldier (not the one dying in the beginning) in Tell My Wife reminds me of Mikey in MCR’s “The Ghost of You” video.
YOU MONSTER!🤣
How did the Halloween mask on the broom look up after falling though
4:46(i do not know timestamp)
yo wut is that music
EDIT- i just realized u have to type
I dunno😐
Nice vid
Why does no one talk about the fact that Bernard has a new master in this episode
Didn't he eat the last one?
Very good, sir.
At 5:05 the terapist needs an a terapist
That divorce one rocked I wanna see more of that irl
The dad in the last one is absolutely genius and hilarious
Johnny and Marissa was indeed sad
This is so bad it's amazing
Yes 😂
ok the last one killed me
Bernard lived a happy 83 years. R.I.P. Bernard
3:03 1946-2029
7years still left so he's living 😬
The good old days ☺️☺️☺️
I think the 1st one speaks for a lot of us, when we don't get our morning cup of joe
You really drink joe? Ew. I'm more of a candice enjoyer myself.
@@grav8455 Maddie’s are the best though
I like Jack Daniels