Cyanide & Happiness Compilations - Back to School
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It's time to get back to school, and back to shorts!
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Shorts:
Rudy
Book Report
Ladder Part 2
The Note
CPR
Shark Dad
Gym Class - Комедії
*he was rude in his entire life*
"Damn right"
"He called me a bitch!"
*he was rude*
Women have no right😀
Rude rudy
Thats Gordon Ramsay right there
So far, Rudy has managed to keep the same haircut all his life since school.
You hair styling, good-grammar havin’ ass, cyanide and happiness lovin, small detail noticing son of a bitch
My Rudy style comment is sarcasm. This last line is my preemptive apology
the orange should have the same hair
cookies is trash thats a mistake on the animators. Should’ve done their job better.
Expect he went bald
@@t.veritas884 lmao 😂
That teacher lived for 4 generations.
5
6
7
8
10
I like how the bad guy in shark rad is literally just a gun.
Welp he was a gunman.
Plot twist: He stabs people
@@shovelmp4971 you’re a person of culture, I see
I'm watching that one rn
I feel bad for shark dad he is so misunderstood
Shark rad doesn't deserve that kind of treatment
I kinda feel sorry for him
Me too 😔
Yeahh 💔
He could be more assertive with his son🤷♂️😂
Ikr, it broke my heart. He should go dump his ungrateful son in the ocean (though he'd probably survive since his dad is a shark)
“Don’t hurt me
I was once a man”
A MAN
*A MAN*
I expected the spider!
WHAT A MAN SO HES TRANS GENDER?????
hhhhh maaahhhhhhnnnnn
I don’t get it?
Shark dad's "aww, you... you broke him." Was just the saddest thing.
Both the toy.....and the real shark rad
Also yes ik I'm late
@@ZooHare me too
@@giovanni9986 me too
@@theraven3883 me too
“His legs don’t work no more!”
- PE teacher 2019
He after running 10 feet
@@jimmywilliams4508 is this the official Jimmy???
@@emeliaellis5681 “I’m a bad widdle boy” -Jimmy Williams
I’m Jimmy Williams and I approve this message
@@jimmywilliams4508 well if that doesn't deserve a sub idk what does...
Poor shark dad ): he's just doing his best
He literally gave his kid a gun and a toy of him
Hankyspanky honestly I feel bad for Shark dad
@@theevilbillyboy1676 The gun is an action figure of the gun villain, lol.
Something tells me that shark dad married a Karen and then got a divorce
Matt B I thought that but there’s no face...
Rudy’s last words were “Ssshhiiittttttt”.
Pls don't demonetize cyanide and happiness
Wait you can't curse your demonitzeaion
When demonetization demonizes it self
Actually,he said
Shiiiiiiiiii-*dead*
Mother...
"Don't hurt me. I was once a man."
Top ten anime plot twists
A Maaaaaaaaaaan
It makes sense
@@Nick_1835 *visible fright*
@@fracturedframe1462 *crawls into your mouth cutely*
@@sheepdog1901 XD
I fell bad for shark rad٫ he just wants to make his son proud
same
Same
The Society he lives in is just as Creul and as Ungrafetul as his Son
“Rudy” has to be one of my favorite C&H shorts of all time.
Dat Orange dou :T
same
Same
Same
Me too 😍😂
The reason Rudy died is cause he talked though his whole life and didn't take a breath so he lost his breath..... *literally*
Wow i didnt know that lol
Oh ok. Cuz I was confused
Y the teacher outlived em
That's why the teacher outlived him
good imagination
When the grandson started roasting him i lost it.
So no one is gonna talk about how the kid pulled a finger out of his lunch when none of the people even have hands?
...wait-
Maybe one of the monkey paws? lol
@@salsasock6340 Looks more human than decomposed monkey hand
They actually do have hands, they just don't show them (usually) more because of artstyle reasons (and simpler)
No
Shark Rad's son needs a lesson from Sr. Cleanfist.
man person thanks mine craft guy
Pablo Dávila TRU DAT
Rudy can go to God and say that
Pablo Dávila get fisted
@@econmejia8863 I bet you he will
Not gonna lie I want a grave stone like Rudy’s
Doesn't everyone
Damn right
Same
I want mine to have a big F
Me too to flip the whole world and use it to kill everyone whoever's makes eye contact with it
So, everyone’s gonna ignore that Billy said “ This is a boys party! “ meanwhile, there’s two girls there.
There are boys in bikini then
@@yadayada736 no it a boy party all boy party got 2 girl
Cross dressers
Maybe dem just ain't following gender norms?
Coulda been femboys or trans to be fair
Billy: can talk full sentences
*ALSO BILLY* :only has 1 tooth
Everyone else has no teeth for the most part
Aaw poor shark dad he just loves his son no matter what 😕
Agreed
The kid’s a little shit
@@galaxyqueen3064 agree.😡😠😡
Galaxy Queen Right!! The asshole
He’s just a cartoon kid and i want the shit beaten out of him
I was legit almost going to cry while watching the shark dad one.
Same.
Agree
Me too
Imagine crying over an animation lmao
Why
Rudy: “shhhiiiiiiiiiiiittttt”
Rudy's wife: EvErYboDy dO tHE fLoP
The fact that Shark Rad made dad jokes the entire time-
And a few landed.
Are we gonna ignore that he was going to bite an orange without peeling it?
What the hell
Yeah he was going to bite it it to make a hole in the skin to peel it.
I guess?
𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕟 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥
It wasnt an orange, I believe it was a mango
It took him that long to give Rudy his prune juice
It's orange ,':)
Its orange juice
heavywpn lol dont play it off like you knew
heavywpn i dont even play fortnite lmao
heavywpn then what is the point?
1:08 i legit have chills
At the shark rad one, billy was holding a real gun to play with his action figures
Back to school you say
"I'll get my ladder"
Yay
where does it say anything about back to school?
@@cwmd7651 you know im asking the same question
John Mayo Bonganay smack the meanest teacher in school
But he already dead!
What’s more surprising the fact that Rudy was rude his whole life or that the teacher wore the same shirt for 50+ years
No
Just got a bigger size
Idk which ones crazier
Mate 1 shirt can last a whole week
2things one I guess he did change shirts because he has no mustard stain on his shirt in the end and Rudy is just Samuel l jackson
And they shared a grave
2:07 “Psychosoft Word” 😂
"Don't hurt me. I was once a man."
So I guess I'm murdering
"He was rude his whole life"
"Damn right"
Hahaha
Wtf I read this as it happened on the video
I didn’t even catch that. Glad I checked out the comment section. That’s hilarious.
"thank you Shark Rad! :D"
"you're WHALE-come"
*walks away*
P R I C E L E S S
seriously dad joke kills
@@viky1354 ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👀👄👀
Dearest SaRMS d
Pretty it was Whale-Cum...sadly
2:47
That guy must've forgotten to take his normal pills
1:51 kids don't pick fruit or this will happen
I wonder if it could give me the ability to roast everyone 😂
*I want a son like Rudy😂😂😂life would never be boring*
Damn right
Damn right
Damn right😂😂
That would get old so quick.
DAMN RIGHT YOU TRAVELING THOMAS THE TRAIN ASS
We gonna ignore how it took Rudy's whole life for his teacher to bring him that damn orange juice
OH RIGHTTTTT
Ofc, remember"one mile per hour_ass"?
“One mile an hour walking, no running ass, feet dragging, turtle son of a bitch”
if swearing was a language, Rudy was fluent until he died. lololol
Naw he was fluent after
00:12 hold my beer
Wait, how did Rudy die first yet the teacher still alive??????
Rudy likely caught a disease
Corona intensifies
Rudy was 79 when he died and the teacher was most likely in his 30’s in the 1st scene so you have a point.
Uhh he insulted the wrong people
"No finger prints having... " Dude 😂
"HAHA his legs don't work no more!" gets me every time
It's so simple btu so layered.
Its so unexpected if you're watching for the first time.😂
Lmfao as I saw this comment he said that
Ha, Classic!
*slaps knee*
Okay are we gonna ignore that on Rudy’s grave it says 1950 through “2029” EXCUSE ME 2029 GODDAMN THIS MAN IN S ALTERNATE DIMENSION
Tf are you on of course he would make it into the future when time travels as fast as you want in a cartoon
My uncle: "Are u going back to school?"
Me: "*_Yes, but No_*"
I fell bad for the shark. All he wanted was his son to be happy. ಠ_ಠ
One like= better life for shark dad
Same
Maybe he should stop being a loser dood
ageliki agrinio me too
Stop
So no one's gonna mention that the son had a actual gun lol
Oh ya
Which one and where?
It's a toy
Probably an air soft gun
Well yeah we just assumed he was American.
Just put him up for adoption 9:21
5:38 “oh ho ho I’m gonna stab ya!”
Oh no a gunman!
Is it just me or am I the only one that heard “ass” in every part of Rudy’s sentences with all is his grandson
Yes he did
You’re not alone
i cant understand XD
Literally
One mile walkin' ass musterd on your shirt havin' ass....
Man, im feeling so sad about shark dad, man😢
Rudy is definitely my favourite Cyanide & Happiness character.
for the cpr one, if he can revive a cpr dummy he should immediately be a paramedic or smth
4:25 wait the people in this universe have fingers that big? And aren't just a single black line?
I was so high, I didn't even think that until I saw your comment.
10x10
probably the tip of the black line
Roger Rabbit rules: whatever is needed to be funny.
They do, the animators just usually don't show them unless it's up close.....
Shark dad: Anyone wants cupcakes?
Billy: This is a boys party
*2 girls are at the party*
They probably identified as men
Carefull or a feminist will show up and say "DID YOU JUST ASSUMED THEIR GENDER!?"....that happend to me twice on this series 😂
K wut 😂
That's not what he ment >~> It was themed for a boy, wasnt saying it was a boys only party lol xD where you never invited to birthday parties as a kid?
Being a former boy myself, I say bring on the cupcakes. Gender stereotypes lose to delicious, addictive sugar.
"“This is a BOYS party nobody wants cupcakes" meanwhile one of the boys say i love cupcakes and two girls there
Lol literally when he Is a kid he already has a deep ass voice
If u managed to bring a CPR doll back to life u would get that medical decree
"Just take the fucking PHD man"
Nugget.
r/boneappletea
Nugget Is Inevitable
In Kindergarten 2 Secret Ending
He lived his life rude
“Damn Right”
He called me a b*tch
@@jaydentroeger980 Damn Right!
It's a bitch ass life
@@nicoc4617 Damn Right!
“Ahah his legs dont work “
D”:
10:18 hot wheels.
Why is Señor Cleanfist always in the background of jail scenes? Lol
His sentence is always extended due to fisting other dudes in the shower 🤛
Cauae hia fists are clean from all thw soap that's droped in prison
Lizard Man I don’t want to pull a r/wooosh but English please
He punched a kid before right because he insulted his mother
@@jamesyjames1385 it's woooosh with 4 o's there is a subreddit to it r/wooooshwith4o's
"No one wants cupcakes dad this is a boys party"
The girl with pigtails in the pool:
Am I a joke to you?
One of them said i like cupcakes
Scp-049 your my hero
SCP-049 is the cure
StarAura it's a trap
"DAMN RIGHT"
My motto from now on
To yall heading back to school , good luck this year and hope its a fun time for yall
Poor,shark he just wants his son to like him
Poor shark.
Can relate to shark’s current situation
The first short was just Samuel Jackson in a nutshell
ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
it was referencing how black teens talked like back in high school, ''looking ass''
The plot twists in these😭😭even when I expect one never the ones that happen❗😭
0:03 where my favorite part of this video starts
So no one is gonna talk about how he wasn't gonna peel the orange?
logan monforton oh yeah lmao
People are talking about it but alright-
That just the newest way to eat orange.
Which part?
Look, he’s disrespectful and a psychopathic
Are we going to ignore the fact that Rudy's teacher orange juice caused an orange tree to grow?
yep
yep
yep
yep
yep
'HAHA, HIS LEGS DONT WORK NO MORE' Yoo, im dead,
i love how his stone is the mittle finger
0:52 the only time he smiled
69 *nice*
Nice
The Shark Rad story is just...
Sad.
lulu lala I know right
Jameson Berry clever
SharkSAD The emo superhero
Shark DAD
I know rad
Get it? Rad is supposed to be right?
1:40
Like they say, grandchildren learn from their grandparents
4:51 bro is getting more than an A+ for making the cpr dummy breath
This is filmed in future, on Rudy's grave it says "1950-2029"
Humanity sure hasn't evolved much in the future. Lmao
He did it, he was rude his whole life. "DAMN RIGHT."
XD
It should of been *DAMN STRAIGHT*
This is how I want to go out. Surrounded by my loved ones and still being a pain in the ass
That gym girl was the COOLEST sh!T I have seen in anything human or cartoon. The extensive planning of how she used every part of her wheel chair ingenuity and even the regular chair is SO FVCKIN COOL AND SPOT ON AND NO WONDER YOU GUYS ARE #1!!! RIGHT ON YEAH!!!🤗🤗🤗🤗
CPR Dummy: screaming.
Subtitles: appluase.
Ah yes
Lol i saw that too
I checked, the answer is yes.
Yep
That's what happens when you buy your CPR dummies from Herbert West...
I don't know how, but viewing shark dad again somehow manages to make me hate Billy several times more than before
That billy is fricking brat
He's just like any spoiled NA kid to be honest
Old Man dude... it’s cyanide and happiness lol
You read god of highschool?
dont forget the news lady
Rudy will always be in our hearts
I think we all need a friend like Rudy
Still confused on how his teacher outlived him.
TT rose gold same lol
TT rose gold I know like wtf
Because he didn't have all that bottled up rage :3
Maya be because he was healthy =_=
Prob died early because he was stressed out his whole life not breaking the promise from his teacher. Lol
Students: Can we learn how to do taxes?
The Education System: Screams in quadratic formula
There was this video game on itch.io where you have to do taxes in a fantasy setting. As you can expect I failed horribly.
@@baconknightproductions8297 Link it to me. My baby boomer parents taught me well *puts shades on*
Only if you economic studies
Taxes aren't fuckin hard. There are plenty of apps for em
การ์ตนี้
I'm dead my man was roasting everyone
The one with the disabled girl was frikkin awesome 😂😂😂
8:07 Billy: "this is a boys party!"
8:13 there's a girl on the pool
*in
Shoutout to Susie for being the most amazing kid who overcame her disability in a cool way. This is possibly my favorite sketch too since the kid who can walk tries and becomes disabled which adds to his karma
Nah he will be doing the sick tricks that’s what he meant by I can do that too that was a part of his plan
If Susie was real, she would 100% be the best classmate ever.
Same
HAHA, his legs don't work no more
THAT LADDER ONE HAD ME DYIN😂
I already had enough after the 1st one😂
1:29 Rudy has 9 more years left to live
You're right
Damn right.
8.
His teacher is probably over a 120
7:41 don't hit your kid... except for this one.
Bring the ladder
Where’s my 12 gauge
Rudy got me dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
that was an unexpected ending 1:45
Dang, I'm glad we bigfoots don't have to go to school
Please teach me your ways of no school and shitting in woods
Us neither
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access can I come live with you? I’ll feed you!
@@normalperson1060 nah he can order food online. He's bigfoot with internet access
@@honeybadger4367 Honey badger dont care
“This is a boy’s party dad!”
The two girls in the swimming pool: don’t mind me, just having fun at this party
Wow
At the end he took the words of his grandfather and said to the teacher lol :-)
79 when he died, that teacher must be like 119.
Man this dude Rudy so funny man got me lagging by laughing