The amazing thing about Carr, is his ability to have half his show improvised on such a huge level and it remain consistent. It's already hard enough to come up with material and present it to an audience. Improving on this big a level and never being stumped is fucking insane.
@@DnZpcGaming I was commenting that I don't get it but I just did. Usually crazy women will slash your car tires. To be honest though, if you're fucking with that kind of woman then you both probably use drugs
He's implying she'll never get to make money as a "presenter" and will be stuck working as a waitress or cafe barista or similar. It's the same cliche as that of the aspiring actors flooding L.A.
If he was a true comedian he would have ripped into David Cameron after Cameron criticised Carr’s tax affairs. Cameron’s dad pioneered offshore banking.
For the full show - ua-cam.com/video/4pCGLT65uMU/v-deo.html
There was a time I wasn’t sure about Jimmy, but he is very consistent, and he is still going. Comedy is very hard work.
Whatever lane he's in, maybe the vulgar one liner lane, he owns that lane and nobody can come close.
@@SkateSka I agree with you George. I 100% agree.
@@simonsphinx3920 I like Frankie more, but he's mostly in a different lane.
That "puncture repair kit"-guy definately deserves more!
Oh god, I thought he said "poncho repair kit"! I was so confused. :D
@@vidaroni what in case it hails 🤣
T M S I don’t get it
@@vidaroni I had my confusion with "puncture a pear kit" - for some reason I just accepted it and thought "Got to google that later"
Just reminds me of Rimmer from Red Dwarf. Lol
Jimmy Carr - the world’s funniest creep 🤣
Not funny 😬
Rocarlos Davis it really is.
@@rocarlosdavis622 then I think you came to the wrong channel ;)
@@IcarusLP Testing
@@rocarlosdavis622 asd
The amazing thing about Carr, is his ability to have half his show improvised on such a huge level and it remain consistent. It's already hard enough to come up with material and present it to an audience. Improving on this big a level and never being stumped is fucking insane.
He already has a rolodex of jokes he's written that he falls back on in a given context. Still jokes are brilliant and he has so many.
Once you notice his distinct laughter, you can't unhear or un-notice it. EVER!
I fucking love it 🤣🤣🤣omg
3:22 Someone said "Alcohol"
Wish he had heard that
Colt 45 man myself🙂
Jimmy Carr looks like slappy the doll from goosebumps
Nooooooooooooo can't un see that!
The laugh is creepier
Yeah they did a ventroloquist joke on the big fat quiz show were he sat on someone's lap and pretended to do the ventroliquist doll thing.
That's it!
My mate looks exactly like jimmy car it's crazy
Just stumbled on this guy, he's actually brilliant
Hes a great tennis player too
@@yesboss8657 he does kinda look like Federer
Jimmy Carr doesn't just look like Quagmire from Family Guy, he's got the same sense of humour...
Nah. Quagmire is far worse.
I’ll amend that statement if we ever catch Jimmy dangling from a ceiling in the woman’s bathroom stall.
giggidy
HOLY #^%^ HE DOES LOOK LIKE QUAGMIRE😲😲😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Word has it they’re each other’s idol
This just shows he's a great comedian. He improvises and it's actually funny.
I´m a German who just discovered Jimmy Carr 3 days ago and I cant stop fuckin laugh. That guy is awesome.
this guys energy is undeniable loooooool even at his sickest jokes it’s still 😂😂😂😂😂
International audiences - "lots of things" is British for "I'm on welfare and no way I'm doing any actual work until they cut my benefits off"
Lmao
now makes sense
I swear, that laugh of Jimmy Carr is a recorded sound effect!
0:35 when you realise how old this show is.
True, I thought he was going to ask her to play the radio.
Kevsepticaye OG how so?
Z nation..👽😬😭
Was she a set up ? ..... Seriously, I don't know. . . .
Imagine what would happen if you would Jimmy and Gordon in the same room
Good God
Gordon would be the girly man for sure amongst other o.c. homosexual deeds 😬
"Love"
"Grow up"
🤣
This never gets old!
Who wants to hear that kind of language, especially from a child,
I spit me water out laughing 😂😂😂😂
I just love his signature laugh, it's like ha ha HA......
2:59 he was definitely that guy that said “consent” 😂😂
Before the video starts. The answer is " This would probably even better if someone else was here, not just me. "
3:26 when one heckler manages to be funnier than Jimmy
why is that funny?
@@DnZpcGaming I was commenting that I don't get it but I just did.
Usually crazy women will slash your car tires.
To be honest though, if you're fucking with that kind of woman then you both probably use drugs
It's for a blow up doll
@@DnZpcGaming In a relationship with a BlowUp Doll lol Thats why lol
@@alanohanlon772 wow is that what he meant? I didn't get it, very clever joke and quite funny.
Saw Jimmy few years back in Tasmania live. Funny af guy.
So everyone's going to ignore Steven Gerrard at 0:43?
thanks jimmy, I just spat my coffee out over my keyboard on that one.
“Alcohol” 😂
I hope this kind of comedy becomes more widespread because people are so easily offended these days. Especially those that dont like red hats.
1:57 THE MOST IMPORTANT IS LOVE
A partner ?
who wants to hear THAT kind of language????? getting to be too old for the ''choo-choo''
@Ri Boi what on earth is that profile pic?!
Its giving me nightmares
It's a joke.
He is hilarious. I hear many different opinions. But still these people can’t keep a straight face. Brilliant 😅
I love his laughter
This guy is really good
1:19 I LOVE MY JOB
but I hate paying tax.
I love how he completely destroyed the self entitled "aspiring presenter"
when you can solve a sudoku during, thats nothing to be proud bout.
The "especially from a child" part got me bleeding from my eyes
I love his humor.
If a woman is can see the funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges 😀
Smashed it ..yet again
I think the best thing in a relationship is a pulse
A pulse is a luxury, I’m lucky if it’s still warm
Wouldn't it be so funny if some random person in the audience imitates Jimmy's laugh throughout the whole show.
4:40 The sheer shock XD
This guy's laugh can fucking destroy Thanos .
His laugh sounds like stampy
Joe Birt OMG i read this as he laughed I CANNOT HEAR IT DIFFERENT
Oh Jimmy it sure is a great feeling when you get a woman you've been chasing for miles but I know how to truly deal with a woman!
that might be true but the most great feeling you get is when you find the right cemetery of the girl youve been chasing for ages.
savage. i love it
Man's a legend and a savage haha
Yeeeah! Push them boundaries! Skirt them lines! ;p
I was expecting:
What do you think about during sex?
"I fucking love my job!"
0:50 steven gerrard is embarrassed
Jimmy Carr looks like the dummies from the antique shop in Toy Story 4
His laugh tho 😂😂
Those jokes would get you fired in North America today
What's that Apple IPHONE inc..👽
I’ve been witness to it happening.
jimmy's laugh 3:52
4:05
Can someone explain the “ill have an americano”? Thanks
He's implying she'll never get to make money as a "presenter" and will be stuck working as a waitress or cafe barista or similar. It's the same cliche as that of the aspiring actors flooding L.A.
Oh and an Americano is a coffee preparation style, obviously.
A more popular way to convey the same is "I'll have fries with that" (implying the person will be stuck working menial jobs in fast food joints).
DateYana ohhh thank you.
I thought this was pretty tame for Jimmy until that last minute!
Cursing joke killed me.
when it comes to relationships respect trust faithfulness comes first before you want to try to do anything in your relationship for it to function
Armadillo Glasgow this Saturday can’t wait see yah there jimmy 👍🏻
I mostly think about baseball. At least near the end.
His laugh is jarring.
Stop cheating on your spouse
This is old.
Also- they’re just jokes
He is so quick.
Lubricant 😂
fucking love Jimmy ❤🏴
Cooking movie night ideas
-Love!
+Love..? Grow uP
loll
Him and Ricky Gervais on stage would be great.
No offence but I can’t beat this guy sometimes
id love to see him argue his opinion with Tiffany Haddish XD
Very funny.
Class
No Alexa jokes ? How old is this?
How come no one's commenting on how cute Alexa is? Not my crowd
0:37 he should've said "alexa turn on"
I red "if King love my job"
I was like what king ?
Bad translate it's
I Fucking love my job
That Alexa's a cutey
A little bit.
u have really bad taste mate
Ok yeah you're right, you've earned your big boi points for the day
I don't think sex is very important to our relationship because when you think sex is reported to relationship isn't bad things happen
The real life quagmire
Alexa sit down and shut up!! Alexa turn Jimmy on!
When she said her name I literally got scared because fucking Alexa turned on
Any body else's Alexa going fucking mental?
What do I think about during sex? “I hope Jimmy Carr doesn’t come home soon!”
I wish I could see him on Kimmel
Great, Could have been longer.
If he was a true comedian he would have ripped into David Cameron after Cameron criticised Carr’s tax affairs. Cameron’s dad pioneered offshore banking.
sssshhh you idiot.
@@tigger4011 and Samantha's father is huge in offshore banking.
1:24
Laughing is fine during sex. Just don't point while you are doing it.
YUK.
No
I found Alexa super cute
🤣🤣🤣 GS Jimmy Carr
@ 4:43 #pizzagate is real.
2:17 whats the thing he's talking about?
Pregnancy/Kids?
Sky plus is a streaming service
Imagine if him and Anthony jeselnick worked together on something
Stick positive talk outgoing charming loving
She regretting it now 😂
LOL you are lying hahaha