Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes
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- Опубліковано 4 чер 2020
- You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.
Please dont use such disgusting words as heck
@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^
@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)
@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.
Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.
That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere
I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.
Typical Parkinson
that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha
The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.
I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣
@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂
"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?"
"STOP"
He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!
What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.
I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.
@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?
I want to meet Tracy!
Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya
@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D
the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol
I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...
Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.
rivans 😂
Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol
True that's what I like
He's Prof in all meanings of comedy
Best comedian ever🤣
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all
He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!
@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!
Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.
Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense
Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.
😂
Where you from then?
Nice
I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂
With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.
Underrated comment😂😂
.....again
bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...
"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.
I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂
"Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh
The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣
Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose
Bet tht hurt 😂
I did that with my bang energy.
I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...
So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣
I used to be married... but Im better now
good for you
Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh
“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣
2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit
Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious!
I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!
I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.
That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭
This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)
Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary
i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂
Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol
That’s generally how comedy works
50
We need to laugh now more than ever.
I needed a great laugh today
Thank you
Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!
Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!
Jimmy always makes me laugh
Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!
9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪
Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny
The ending is perfect
Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!
This is great!
Made my day!
That last line though was deadly.
absolutely brilliant!!!!
8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...
They both did it to her
She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.
Best short jokes ever
That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂
Love this guy.
thank you Jimmy, very cool
This dude is QUICK with answering heckles
What an ending😂😂😂😂
possibly the best yet
Ur the funniest man ever 😂
Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .
3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv
GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣
Legend
Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored
Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show
james orme it’s a bot account
great start to an evening
Morning for me
Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??
This guy laugh is the new thing=))
Hilarious!!!!!!
Smashing video
Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!
There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.
You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁
badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO
😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest
Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?
How amazing was that?!?!
Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it
When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..
2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/
yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!
But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?
Al Notterbot hahahaha
When this was still ok to do...
Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!
That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂
This video should have more views
A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground
Tracy is lovely.
Love you're video
Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke
Went to see him before laughter all night.
lol, the coil.
I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.
🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times
0:32 hahaha
Tracy! You are famous
Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far
I have a bag of chip!
Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks
I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.
hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD
@Phantom yes i do love adblocker
AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON
He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor
At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.
I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."
Come to Australia ( Adelaide)
Which show is this sketch from?
Lol
I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍
😂😂😂😂
just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona
🤣🤣
Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo
and always remember - the best way to make a hormone - don't pay her .
Name of full show please?
Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.
Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If UA-cam think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.
@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.
A badger that's been hit by a shotgun
7:15
Cover the face attack the base
At 8.17 he flutters his eyelids like Ann Widecombe, uncanny.