Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr

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  • @falconpowerful2362
    @falconpowerful2362 4 роки тому +823

    “Tracey... of course it fuckin’ is.”
    That had me in hysterics!

    • @stefanosantini196
      @stefanosantini196 3 роки тому +2

      I didn't get that joke. Why??

    • @reasonsvoice8554
      @reasonsvoice8554 3 роки тому

      @@stefanosantini196 go and read viz

    • @dizzl8763
      @dizzl8763 3 роки тому +13

      @@stefanosantini196 its a typical slags name from england

    • @nihalr385
      @nihalr385 2 роки тому

      Please explain

    • @JLudd
      @JLudd 2 роки тому +2

      @@nihalr385 I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol

  • @martynilsson4731
    @martynilsson4731 4 роки тому +2256

    People underestimate, how intelligent and sharp someone must be, to be that quick with the responds to the hecklers. He's a fuckin genius.

    • @COFFEEHEADJOHN
      @COFFEEHEADJOHN 4 роки тому +31

      Thats what im saying this man is a genius!

    • @laice34
      @laice34 3 роки тому +22

      Did you know that he sets up lots of those jokes by organising to have the heckler yell out

    • @Tomba82tj
      @Tomba82tj 3 роки тому +6

      i like these videos before even watched them

    • @123ShadowMario
      @123ShadowMario 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah their probably set up

    • @Aaaaaa78794
      @Aaaaaa78794 3 роки тому +2

      Only from the uk

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 4 роки тому +3021

    "Daddy, how did you meet mummy?"
    "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig"

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 4 роки тому +58

      "Should have known she'd cheat on me.."

    • @arbitrarystuff1229
      @arbitrarystuff1229 4 роки тому +42

      Yes, our marriage is a joke, honey?

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 4 роки тому +41

      "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig, and yes, I knew she was slutty from the second I met her."

    • @Showmetheevidence-
      @Showmetheevidence- 4 роки тому +6

      *mommy.

    • @chunglebung8988
      @chunglebung8988 4 роки тому +33

      D.B.
      Oh poor thick American
      You are the anomaly here

  • @phil23_8
    @phil23_8 3 роки тому +767

    British audiences are amazing. It's like they sense the jokes before they're told. Like when that lady said her name was Tracy, they already started laughing before Jimmy said "of course it is" 😂

    • @maxroesch7138
      @maxroesch7138 3 роки тому +59

      Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed

    • @filmfelineadmin
      @filmfelineadmin 3 роки тому +10

      Yes, they have brains

    • @y0u5uf
      @y0u5uf 2 роки тому +8

      That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!

    • @kevinlajoie2966
      @kevinlajoie2966 Рік тому +6

      it's all crowds that aren't american...

    • @ryanleopard4869
      @ryanleopard4869 Рік тому +4

      ​@@maxroesch7138 you ever seen the American footy chants? They need somebody at the front shouting the words for em and they repeat em back lmao, pitiful

  • @civvn
    @civvn 4 роки тому +918

    "You will never chip a tooth, on soup"
    -steve 2020

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 4 роки тому +24

      this was in 2014

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому

      @@willdenoble1898 timestamp?

    • @maxtoms8375
      @maxtoms8375 4 роки тому +4

      Steve Thea 4:23

    • @Lil_Valor
      @Lil_Valor 4 роки тому +1

      Your profile pic is fucking creepy😂

    • @kusti1337
      @kusti1337 4 роки тому

      You actually really can chip a tooth on like a bone or some bad stuff

  • @emf4652
    @emf4652 4 роки тому +1483

    Jimmey joking about tax dodging, there's a lol

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 4 роки тому +52

      @Blind Bob No one knew it then in that clip

    • @jmsanderson
      @jmsanderson 4 роки тому +30

      Haha I was looking for this comment

    • @Rob-cy8xc
      @Rob-cy8xc 4 роки тому +36

      He was guilty of tax avoidance which isn’t a crime, so in real terms nothing to see her just your subjective opinion

    • @YaNansCrustyToe
      @YaNansCrustyToe 4 роки тому +9

      combathotdog ur a right pleasant guy aren’t u fella

    • @Matso-jp8kz
      @Matso-jp8kz 4 роки тому +23

      @@Rob-cy8xc It’s not about being legal or illegal it’s about being ethical or unethical and about having the right to joke about it since he either way doesn’t pay his taxes

  • @muneer24
    @muneer24 4 роки тому +451

    The level of confidence on Tracey is just amazing

    • @robs715
      @robs715 4 роки тому +147

      They call that alcohol.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 2 роки тому +8

      @@robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.

  • @rozasupreme
    @rozasupreme 2 роки тому +60

    That Sam kid was an absolute champion. Took the jokes better than most.

  • @ryanse4
    @ryanse4 4 роки тому +362

    That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

    • @ellisdavison5688
      @ellisdavison5688 4 роки тому +9

      Is that the knockoff version on nickelodeon

    • @alecmicah
      @alecmicah 4 роки тому +5

      Zack*

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +2

      @@ellisdavison5688 I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS AUDIENCE ROASTS JIMMY

    • @x-fire1875
      @x-fire1875 4 роки тому +4

      Enjoy school 😂

    • @ryanse4
      @ryanse4 4 роки тому +4

      @@alecmicah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 4 роки тому +107

    'I'm not in charge of the register.'
    Damn, that was quick.

    • @rydscheer9014
      @rydscheer9014 4 роки тому +2

      That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

    • @MarcPetrie-v9e
      @MarcPetrie-v9e 4 місяці тому

      Yeah thanks for copying someone else's comment​@@rydscheer9014

  • @y0u5uf
    @y0u5uf 2 роки тому +37

    I love this man like a brother.. Jimmie's gotten me through some Dark days and now I'm laughing so damn hard..

    • @binguscultist
      @binguscultist 2 роки тому +7

      and yet you can even spell his name right???

    • @swaguar7t602
      @swaguar7t602 2 роки тому +4

      @@binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @AlexTerek
    @AlexTerek 4 роки тому +2971

    I hope Tracey and Steve hooked up

    • @Daniel-ld3hm
      @Daniel-ld3hm 4 роки тому +417

      No but Kyle and his sister did

    • @Sii6X
      @Sii6X 4 роки тому +167

      They're married, there on insta to

    • @Niguido8
      @Niguido8 4 роки тому +49

      @@Sii6X are they

    • @Sii6X
      @Sii6X 4 роки тому +390

      @@Niguido8 no

    • @velvetthunder6788
      @velvetthunder6788 4 роки тому +75

      @@Sii6X sarcasm or not like I actually can't tell

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 4 роки тому +82

    He’s sharp and quick-witted. I love it.

  • @zachariahsmith1324
    @zachariahsmith1324 4 роки тому +544

    She wanted to go on a date with the guy when she found out he was a dentist $$$$

    • @rucu8311
      @rucu8311 4 роки тому +48

      @Qta do they both like soup?

    • @torsteinhaland2598
      @torsteinhaland2598 4 роки тому +24

      @@rucu8311 they both look like soup

    • @nitromenoob
      @nitromenoob 3 роки тому +10

      @@torsteinhaland2598 they both make soup on each other

    • @msn12383
      @msn12383 3 роки тому +2

      @@nitromenoob r

    • @laszlobandi6456
      @laszlobandi6456 2 роки тому

      @@nitromenoob wat soup?

  • @darrenmcewan5806
    @darrenmcewan5806 3 роки тому +21

    His crowd work is some of the best ever in my opinion

    • @ProHobbyjogger
      @ProHobbyjogger 3 роки тому +4

      Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx 2 роки тому +2

      @@ProHobbyjogger go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣

  • @bosskie3262
    @bosskie3262 4 роки тому +44

    5:23 best moment xD
    "Tracey....of course it fucking is"

    • @adrianprieto7470
      @adrianprieto7470 3 роки тому +2

      I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??

    • @stevehendon4076
      @stevehendon4076 3 роки тому +2

      @@adrianprieto7470 Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 4 роки тому +636

    You are either brave or really full of self hatred to try to heckle Jimmy Carr.

    • @80sMeavyHetal
      @80sMeavyHetal 4 роки тому +22

      Or naive.

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 4 роки тому +30

      Or have a degradation kink

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 роки тому +20

      He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!

  • @stephenbennett7578
    @stephenbennett7578 4 роки тому +54

    Daddy how did you meet mum?
    "I'll send you the link son"

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 2 роки тому +13

    He's too quick and doesn't hold back. Legend.

  • @IrishRepoMan
    @IrishRepoMan 4 роки тому +58

    "What's your name?"
    "Tracy"
    "... Of course it fuckin is"
    Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Jifflan
      @Jifflan 3 роки тому +2

      I don't understand 🙈

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jifflan Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.

    • @Jifflan
      @Jifflan 2 роки тому

      @@AutomaticDuck300 oh haha!!

  • @80sMeavyHetal
    @80sMeavyHetal 4 роки тому +193

    Steve was like "Oh damn, I might really get a date"
    After she stood up he was like "Oh well, nevermind, it was a joke anyways."

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 4 роки тому +160

    Jimmy Crackin' Tax Jokes...
    If The Audience Had Only Known at TheTime.

    • @davesmith9325
      @davesmith9325 2 роки тому

      I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄

  • @muditunderscore
    @muditunderscore 4 роки тому +281

    12:33 did.. did he just.. laugh while exhaling?

    • @fartalone3142
      @fartalone3142 4 роки тому +12

      nice catch

    • @MusicMasterTasmania
      @MusicMasterTasmania 4 роки тому +18

      Yep. That there is his real laugh. Gotcha!

    • @kajenbop
      @kajenbop 4 роки тому +26

      MusicMasterTasmania
      Nah... you can hear him laugh/try not to laugh in the background at other comedians gigs, his laugh isn’t fake

    • @saxtonturner2240
      @saxtonturner2240 4 роки тому +8

      +IDoge you must be new to Jimmy Carr, his laugh is always like that!

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 4 роки тому +20

      @@MusicMasterTasmania that was a giggle, which I've never heard him do lol. His real laugh is definitely that seal fucking thing

  • @anthonywstanton
    @anthonywstanton 4 роки тому +24

    Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me sir! Well done!

  • @S.0.K.
    @S.0.K. 4 роки тому +350

    At 12:33 you can hear Jimmy laughing like a real human for once.

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 4 роки тому +10

      Twlight Zone :)

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 роки тому +2

      @@Pumpkin0_0 yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.

    • @scdl-m2z
      @scdl-m2z 2 роки тому

      I DONT LIKE ITTTT

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon Рік тому

      Yeah the programming they use on him nowadays is getting better!

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck 3 роки тому +10

    I'm so glad Laugh Planet put Jimmy in their compilation. I'm from the states and this guy is amazing! 😂

  • @nextari
    @nextari 4 роки тому +16

    14:19 "there'as tax on spirits, isn't there?" lmao!

  • @ianhilditch9593
    @ianhilditch9593 4 роки тому +76

    The Dentist said the 13 yo boy had the best set of teeth he'd ever come across.

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 роки тому +4

      Ffs...😱

  • @spelheim1476
    @spelheim1476 4 роки тому +16

    Jim is soo good in making content with audience LOVE IT

  • @Rakunx
    @Rakunx 4 роки тому +48

    12:30
    DID JIMMY JUST LAUGH NORMALLY? 😵🤣🤣❤️

  • @superstormday993
    @superstormday993 3 роки тому +13

    I could listen hours everyday and never get my fill... How have i only recently learned of Jimmy Carr?!?... Oh yeah, that's right, i'm a recluse in the US, without television...
    Thank goodness for UA-cam!!!

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx 2 роки тому +1

      I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼
      Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤

  • @rydscheer9014
    @rydscheer9014 4 роки тому +35

    “There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic”
    I’m dead 💀😂

  • @thematthatter673
    @thematthatter673 3 роки тому +29

    Look if you bring your 14 year old kid to see Jimmy Carr... You're parent of the year.

  • @GeorgeAlone2277
    @GeorgeAlone2277 4 роки тому +127

    When she says that her name is Tracey, I said “course it fucking is” and then jimmy said it

  • @jcpadmore
    @jcpadmore 4 роки тому +12

    "Would you like to have a go on that?" - Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I hope he did!

  • @808State21
    @808State21 4 роки тому +8

    "of course it fucking is" I see a Cortina with those names on the windscreen 😂😂

  • @reconquistalapatria2178
    @reconquistalapatria2178 4 роки тому +33

    This guy is brutal 😂😂🔥🔥

  • @joegeorgia8989
    @joegeorgia8989 4 роки тому +62

    I wish I could be as quick witted as he is.

  • @RuShEd_AltF4
    @RuShEd_AltF4 4 роки тому +16

    I love his interaction with the audience

  • @outsidestuff5283
    @outsidestuff5283 4 роки тому +224

    I love the irony of jimmy accusing glasgow of not paying taxes

    • @akhilarora6022
      @akhilarora6022 4 роки тому +2

      dude mocking about not paying tax. man this never gets old xD

    • @bedford4383
      @bedford4383 4 роки тому +10

      He did pay his taxes, he just finessed the system by storing money elsewhere.

    • @joewilson3575
      @joewilson3575 4 роки тому +10

      I'm going to use that one day, "No officer I wasn't dodging my taxes. No I insist, I was just finessing the system."

    • @bedford4383
      @bedford4383 4 роки тому +24

      ​@@joewilson3575 "I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement.
      "As this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a financial advisor and he said to me 'Do you want to pay less tax? It's totally legal'. I said 'Yes'."
      "I now realise I've made a terrible error of judgement.
      "
      "Although I've been advised the K2 Tax scheme is entirely legal, and has been fully disclosed to HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs).
      "
      "I'm no longer involved in it and will in future conduct my financial affairs much more responsibly. Apologies to everyone. Jimmy Carr."
      He did nothing illegal.

    • @willroberts3865
      @willroberts3865 4 роки тому +4

      McSpitfire there’s a difference between what is legal and what is moral. His actions may have been legal, but they were not morally correct.

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 2 роки тому +6

    2:00 This whole bit killed me 🤣

  • @shaun1552
    @shaun1552 2 роки тому +8

    Didn't realise how witty and fast Jimmy Carr is! Brilliant

  • @randomdude4207
    @randomdude4207 Рік тому +2

    He's a legend. Never cancel this man for his jokes.

  • @alphaelite111games6
    @alphaelite111games6 3 роки тому +12

    This bit about Jersey not paying taxes is too funny 19:40

  • @kathyanderson9814
    @kathyanderson9814 4 роки тому +15

    He is SO BRILLIANT! Never disappoints!

  • @Neogrip
    @Neogrip 2 роки тому +6

    I am genuinely invested in Steve and Tracey's relationship now! 😅

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx 2 роки тому +1

      … or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣

  • @FlabbyAbi
    @FlabbyAbi 4 роки тому +91

    Love that Jimmy Carr regularly uploads on his channel 💕👏

    • @nitromenoob
      @nitromenoob 4 роки тому +12

      Regular uploads are a vital requirement for regular income. Especially when that income is tax deductible

    • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
      @Amused_Comfort_Inc 4 роки тому +5

      @@nitromenoob lmao do you see any ads in jims videos bruv? He aint getting paid much to upload these, definitely not enough for steady income lol his shows are where his income is, youtube is just advertising for him i think

    • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
      @Amused_Comfort_Inc 4 роки тому +3

      He responds to us sometimes as well, pin comments, lovely guy really

    • @Arcterion
      @Arcterion 4 роки тому +6

      More likely it's a manager or assistant that's uploading the clips.

    • @FlabbyAbi
      @FlabbyAbi 4 роки тому +2

      @@Arcterion f off killjoy

  • @ImmortalInflames
    @ImmortalInflames 4 роки тому +4

    Thank you for this, it was Glorious!!

  • @murphtahoe1
    @murphtahoe1 3 роки тому +6

    Awesome how the audience loves this part of the show!

  • @georgebrandy3896
    @georgebrandy3896 3 роки тому +10

    "So definitely not a virgin in Glasgow."
    *Dies inside*

  • @ZAH33D
    @ZAH33D 4 роки тому +24

    7:04 That kid took those hits like a champ!

    • @flappetyflippers
      @flappetyflippers 3 роки тому +1

      I wonder if he's actually gay

    • @Spectrum-Video
      @Spectrum-Video 3 роки тому +2

      @@flappetyflippers either way, he still isn’t legal...

  • @dannyashton6234
    @dannyashton6234 4 роки тому +53

    How he moves sometimes reminds me of C3PO

    • @nextari
      @nextari 4 роки тому +4

      wtf. spot on lmao.

    • @alexanderheath6662
      @alexanderheath6662 3 роки тому +2

      That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂

  • @shybairnsgetnowt
    @shybairnsgetnowt 3 роки тому +8

    That tax dodging joke...oh, the irony 😂😂

  • @bentownsend4017
    @bentownsend4017 4 роки тому +12

    Wow I'm early
    Been waiting for this for ages
    Yay!

  • @80sOutrunFan
    @80sOutrunFan 4 роки тому +14

    "No offense to you" hahahaha! Jimmy !!!!!

    • @darraghcorr2520
      @darraghcorr2520 3 роки тому +2

      If you want to dress in that manner and live in a lay-by, it's very much up to you.

    • @80sOutrunFan
      @80sOutrunFan 3 роки тому

      @@darraghcorr2520 Yeah what a burn!, haha I love that guy, he actually makes me laugh so hard.

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 3 роки тому +2

    1:54 I love how it took her a second to figure that out, would explain it lmao

  • @slevinlaine
    @slevinlaine 4 роки тому +18

    17:10 Clearly yeees! HAHAHAHA best. 18:06 That expression! hahaha.

    • @zippymk13
      @zippymk13 4 роки тому +3

      She wasn't amused lol

  • @lagundafire
    @lagundafire 4 роки тому +63

    14:08.... hasn’t aged that well. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imicca
      @imicca 4 роки тому +3

      Joseph Tolman-Lopez why?

    • @Mediocresinger
      @Mediocresinger 4 роки тому +6

      He got caught evading tax

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 4 роки тому +15

      @@Mediocresinger No, avoiding, which is legal. Evading is not.

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 4 роки тому +5

      CuddlesForDays - tax avoidance, not tax evasion.

    • @imicca
      @imicca 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mediocresinger that makes no sense because evading is illegal and he would have been in prison. he probably was avoiding. which is legal

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 4 роки тому +54

    Those two rock and roll types were expecting a performance involving lots of wierd loud sounds, sexually aggressive imagery, and swearing. And since it's a Jimmy carr gig, they were in luck!

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 роки тому +1

      I'm taking nothing away but I think they were plants...stand out TOO Much to be fair lol.

    • @RubixCube747
      @RubixCube747 3 роки тому +2

      @@UKKC80s going from Jimmy's reaction they most definitely weren't. He was far to shocked to even come up with a response for a wee while

  • @carchariasspartania3958
    @carchariasspartania3958 4 роки тому +1

    I haven't subscribed yet so that bit at the very end was just for me. Thanks buddy, way to make a bloke(?) feel special. The restraining order will of course be forthcoming. Cheers.

  • @black76561
    @black76561 4 роки тому +27

    U say Canterbury I hear clearing... 😂😂

    • @broccolihighkicks3857
      @broccolihighkicks3857 4 роки тому +4

      I don’t get it...:(

    • @harrieth9024
      @harrieth9024 9 місяців тому

      ​@@broccolihighkicks3857basically not the uni you wanted, but it's better than nothing sort of thing

  • @bravosix8171
    @bravosix8171 4 роки тому +46

    Jimmy carr :- roasts.
    Also Jimmy Carr:- no offense to you.

  • @smegul1464
    @smegul1464 4 роки тому +12

    Why jimmy doesn't have more than a million subscribers is beyond me lol

  • @laxeystu8096
    @laxeystu8096 4 роки тому +511

    Bit rich mocking other people for not paying taxes.

    • @iawarenow658
      @iawarenow658 4 роки тому +23

      pay the UKGOV money for what anyway.. to fund and support Genocide on the other side of the world so hopefully nobody would notice..? why you pay money to terrorists in UK Parliament.. think about it..then stop paying any more money to criminals

    • @Midnight_The_Therian1
      @Midnight_The_Therian1 4 роки тому +34

      He payed it all back. By having a 50% wage cut for just over a year and now he don't have a limited company now. He's just self employed and pays 40%.off his wage on taxes.unlike most off celebrity's.

    • @a.s945
      @a.s945 4 роки тому +1

      But then again he's rich

    • @steamer1
      @steamer1 4 роки тому

      Rich indeed.

    • @steamer1
      @steamer1 4 роки тому +1

      @@Midnight_The_Therian1 Did you let your 8 year old finish off your comment?

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom2684 4 роки тому +6

    Hilarious stuff again. Keep em coming.

  • @livingdeadghoulz7582
    @livingdeadghoulz7582 4 роки тому +38

    😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ I love when he’s roasting audiences

    • @abemudokon9497
      @abemudokon9497 4 роки тому +3

      Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!

  • @twinm8
    @twinm8 4 роки тому +54

    12:33 wait was that a normal laugh

  • @jamesfranklin2339
    @jamesfranklin2339 4 роки тому +22

    That is the most Kyle looking bloke I have ever seen

  • @ASpecialKindOfMan
    @ASpecialKindOfMan 4 роки тому +16

    12:33 jimmy breaks character

  • @shaun3473
    @shaun3473 4 роки тому +117

    “Do you like 13 year old boys?”

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 4 роки тому +5

      I wouldn't believe an (unmarried) woman to say no.
      In some prank videos, they often show the "normal" reaction at first, followed by a few seconds of looking closer and thinking about it.
      It's just not allowed, but otherwise no problem.

    • @tomcrook5269
      @tomcrook5269 4 роки тому +12

      @@bfkc111 ?

    • @Hot4Thot
      @Hot4Thot 4 роки тому +17

      @@tomcrook5269 Sometimes UA-cam puts the reply on the wrong comment or video.... I hope

    • @bluesclues132
      @bluesclues132 4 роки тому

      @@bfkc111 wtaf...

  • @gaminglikethoushould8978
    @gaminglikethoushould8978 4 роки тому +149

    He looks like a grown up young sheldon

    • @indiarose2963
      @indiarose2963 4 роки тому +20

      Bruv Bruv So Sheldon?

    • @paulinesanders7864
      @paulinesanders7864 4 роки тому

      Well he would love to lay claim to the big bang theory, (the sexual big bang that is) lol.

  • @FILNAT2011
    @FILNAT2011 4 роки тому +68

    Now I need to know if Steve and Tracy ever when on a date

    • @x-fire1875
      @x-fire1875 4 роки тому +5

      Daddy how did you meet mommy
      Well...

    • @ojibwayne2896
      @ojibwayne2896 4 роки тому +1

      After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ??
      At 5:23

    • @RagingGoblin
      @RagingGoblin 4 роки тому +3

      @@ojibwayne2896 Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.

  • @tombpunk
    @tombpunk 4 роки тому +20

    The Star Trek joke gets especially fun because he is cosplaying Spock.

  • @GodofHellFire1982
    @GodofHellFire1982 4 роки тому +6

    I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, the best comedian there is!

  • @FromTheHeavensX
    @FromTheHeavensX Рік тому +1

    The soup dentist part killed me hahaha

  • @sidewinder814u
    @sidewinder814u Рік тому +2

    Thanks Jimmy, very enjoyable, and thought provoking bit. Laughed my ass off...again,,,?

  • @RubixCube747
    @RubixCube747 3 роки тому +6

    The woman next to the couple that worked in cyberdog and the kink shop was pure shock and horror 🤣

  • @SomeOne-pg2js
    @SomeOne-pg2js 4 роки тому +15

    3:45 Steve: (pointing to the audience) "Get me a date?"
    Jimmy: "Get you a date? No problem - do you like 13 year old boys?"
    hahaha I'm dead xD

  • @x-fire1875
    @x-fire1875 4 роки тому +29

    Thats right nod its not like we have a camera pointed at you
    Enjoy school 😂😂😂

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 роки тому +3

      @HANA VEJVODOVA basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.

  • @kenduda5621
    @kenduda5621 5 місяців тому

    love all your work Jimmy!!!

  • @AVB91
    @AVB91 4 роки тому +8

    That moment his talked about paying taxes 😂🤣

  • @crimsonspade4305
    @crimsonspade4305 2 роки тому +2

    Never seen a comedian do match making before. This is great 😂

  • @BrokenPerry1700
    @BrokenPerry1700 Рік тому

    Forget Tracey and Steve. Is that Paddy Pimblet?! 😂 0:48

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +91

    The upside of a girl who orders flaming sambucas is that you know at least something's gonna get blown tonight.

    • @kristina7065
      @kristina7065 4 роки тому +4

      smart identity, I was conflicted for a minute

  • @staganomal9447
    @staganomal9447 4 роки тому +6

    If Jimmy wasn’t a comedian he’d be Slappy from Goosebumps

  • @jcpadmore
    @jcpadmore 4 роки тому +4

    "JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!! This fucking video is class.

  • @skoll_2024
    @skoll_2024 4 роки тому +11

    Love the lady realising the dude beside her sells bum hole washing products. Priceless.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      To be fair they made it sound like you just crap into a bag

  • @cheezymoon1500
    @cheezymoon1500 4 роки тому +8

    His performance in the roast of Rob Lowe brought me here

  • @bujolg4196
    @bujolg4196 4 роки тому +25

    0:47 Nigel Thornberry young female version

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 4 роки тому +1

      “I think Nigel’s been cloning himself. There are two of him there, and one has boobs!”

  • @ΣτελλαΦραντζεσκακη-ο6β

    thanks jim for the show now i understand.I love your show.

  • @daverennix4332
    @daverennix4332 3 роки тому +2

    Jimmy Carr is the master at roasting people

  • @abhinav121rocks
    @abhinav121rocks 4 роки тому +17

    The best sites in New Castle 😂

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 4 роки тому +17

    11:00 I wonder if the person who requested the special fitting watched this album later and thought "oh well, the cat's out of the bag now!"

  • @sikahuntingnewzealand1268
    @sikahuntingnewzealand1268 Рік тому

    Love your style of comedy man

  • @richardvledderman8952
    @richardvledderman8952 4 роки тому +3

    This is so great!

  • @cogidubnus1953
    @cogidubnus1953 4 роки тому +11

    11:50 Jimmy said "defecate at will"...His name's Will...

  • @ojibwayne2896
    @ojibwayne2896 4 роки тому +7

    At 5:22 After asking her name, she said Tracey,
    Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ??

    • @badmonkeygamer0787
      @badmonkeygamer0787 3 роки тому

      Because she looked like a tracey i guess i dont know if you wanted a better answer to go with your really dumb dumb question

    • @dangriff12
      @dangriff12 3 роки тому

      She fitted the stereotype of the name

    • @ojibwayne2896
      @ojibwayne2896 3 роки тому +1

      @@badmonkeygamer0787 my really dumb dumb question is smart smart, right right?

    • @badmonkeygamer0787
      @badmonkeygamer0787 3 роки тому

      Sure?

  • @Ezzahh
    @Ezzahh 4 роки тому +10

    0:49 she could smell a mile away 😂

  • @discorddiscord7054
    @discorddiscord7054 4 роки тому +25

    4:36 I wanna know did their relationship work out.

  • @jacobdueholm9855
    @jacobdueholm9855 4 роки тому +5

    Jimmy Carr is a f*cking BEAST! I love it :-D