Jimmy's Best Accents! | Jimmy Carr

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  • @allycattiny
    @allycattiny 5 років тому +9861

    "How is it pronounced?"
    *inhuman hissing*
    I'm in tears 😂

    • @sabrinahutton6535
      @sabrinahutton6535 5 років тому +17

      Its unhuman not inhuman you dummy

    • @allycattiny
      @allycattiny 5 років тому +109

      @@sabrinahutton6535 yeah, you're right . Oh well I'm not changing it

    • @BookieKillah
      @BookieKillah 5 років тому +21

      Like a Dutch footballer blowing his nose...

    • @DirByKukiboy
      @DirByKukiboy 5 років тому +8

      @@allycattiny why won't you change it when you know he's right?

    • @VelcroKittie
      @VelcroKittie 5 років тому +28

      Oh my God that part had me roaring laughing! hahaha - I had to repeat it about 10 times

  • @tahliaevans5444
    @tahliaevans5444 5 років тому +5674

    0:12 North England
    0:37 Welsh
    1:40 Geordie
    2:04 French
    2:20 Spanish
    2:35 Scottish
    2:57 Welsh
    4:09 Scottish
    4:18 Belfast
    5:28 Spanish (Mexican)
    5:42 Glasgow
    6:27 Manchester
    6:40 Australian
    7:01 West Country
    7:52 Sexy Voice
    8:15 Birmingham
    10:14 Irish
    10:40 Yorkshire
    11:22 Australian
    12:11 Newcastle
    12:47 Geordie
    13:13 Cardiff
    14:07 Scouse

    • @greenyblueish6138
      @greenyblueish6138 5 років тому +102

      The first accent was Manchester.

    • @Alexandra-ke4il
      @Alexandra-ke4il 5 років тому +64

      Emilie Holmes He literally said it was for Newcastle in the joke, how was that Manchester?

    • @greenyblueish6138
      @greenyblueish6138 5 років тому +16

      @@Alexandra-ke4il Are you from Manchester??

    • @greenyblueish6138
      @greenyblueish6138 5 років тому +85

      @@Alexandra-ke4il it was a joke!!!!! It's clearly Manchester, he was making fun of the guy who was talking, he was insulting him 🤦

    • @Alexandra-ke4il
      @Alexandra-ke4il 5 років тому +9

      Emilie Holmes I did think it sounded like a Manchester accent to be honest, but I guessed it just wasn’t his strongest accent. I’m not from Manchester but I’m around that area, I’m just a bit thick sometimes lmao.

  • @samnub7912
    @samnub7912 5 років тому +2292

    "I'm sorry, that's a terrible accent"
    ..."but that's how they talk"
    I'm surprised that didn't get a bigger reaction ahah

  • @k8ishere
    @k8ishere 5 років тому +96

    "You see those two houses? Mine's the one in the middle." 😂

  • @scarlet-oe6nf
    @scarlet-oe6nf 4 роки тому +544

    “yorkshire ? £25 a ticket thought we’d priced you out” 😂 cheers

    • @chrisallie2224
      @chrisallie2224 4 роки тому

      25 what

    • @w4k036
      @w4k036 4 роки тому +3

      @@chrisallie2224 he's saying that the tickets are too expensive for Yorkshire folk lol

    • @20biomed08
      @20biomed08 4 роки тому

      @@chrisallie2224 quid

    • @zoltancsikos5604
      @zoltancsikos5604 3 роки тому

      Stunner 💫

    • @ckpemac5268
      @ckpemac5268 3 роки тому +1

      My dad's from West Yorkshire get in my son

  • @nursultan_tulyakbay
    @nursultan_tulyakbay 5 років тому +5719

    Some say Jimmy's father is Irish, and his mother is Roger Federer.

    • @gowen_places_5471
      @gowen_places_5471 5 років тому +92

      Totally can see Roger Federer lol

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 5 років тому +92

      He's a down's syndrome roger federer

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 років тому +4

      @@wilmer89 hahaaha

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 років тому +2

      Joke of the year

    • @cryptds07
      @cryptds07 5 років тому +19

      Looks like Ben shapiro

  • @tollyt7465
    @tollyt7465 5 років тому +3915

    🤣😂🤣Welsh.. Invented by a dad losing at Sllrblllh..

    • @AI-tc8fv
      @AI-tc8fv 5 років тому +96

      200 iq comment

    • @luke_music0079
      @luke_music0079 5 років тому +18

      mugs-n-shoes 1 same

    • @mountainbikingvampirewitch5972
      @mountainbikingvampirewitch5972 5 років тому +36

      @mugs-n-shoes 1 same. Best country in the world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @boi.347
      @boi.347 5 років тому +2

      L W good one dude

    • @MrGibspoon
      @MrGibspoon 5 років тому +5

      @@mountainbikingvampirewitch5972 Lol right....best third world country maybe? ;-P

  • @mesolithicman164
    @mesolithicman164 5 років тому +3818

    Am I imagining it or does Jimmy Carr facially resemble one of those weird ventriloquist dummy heads. He's slightly better painted, without the rosy cheeks, but strangely artificial looking.

    • @pestobea
      @pestobea 5 років тому +67

      he's had botox done so that's probably why, he really does look like a dummy head haha

    • @sophonborrowedtime415
      @sophonborrowedtime415 5 років тому +43

      You literally stole that from the pete davidson roast.

    • @mesolithicman164
      @mesolithicman164 5 років тому +13

      Who is Pete Davidson? Didn't he play Dr Who back in the day?

    • @aphose3176
      @aphose3176 5 років тому +6

      You stole that thought ride from my head lol

    • @DarkestDeeds
      @DarkestDeeds 5 років тому +23

      It's an incredibly common joke about him.

  • @avetrotter1356
    @avetrotter1356 5 років тому +325

    the wales one killed me XD
    "How's it pronounced?"
    inhumane hissing

  • @xpirate16
    @xpirate16 4 роки тому +300

    2:40 Damn it Jimmy, I can never say "predator" in a normal way ever again lol
    "Whats your favorite Schwarzenegger movie?"
    "PREDATTA!"

  • @chrisprobst6963
    @chrisprobst6963 5 років тому +2771

    Its creepy how his face gets fatter and slimmer from one clip to the next ... I still love you though Jimmy

    • @chrisneedham5803
      @chrisneedham5803 5 років тому +50

      Michael McIntyre has let himself go 😂

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +41

      Chris Probst: Noticed that, too; was thinking it's when he's just full of a joke waiting to get it out.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 років тому +7

      Or derp theyre from different times.

    • @sweetpotat5
      @sweetpotat5 5 років тому +1

      u sort

    • @chrisprobst6963
      @chrisprobst6963 5 років тому

      @@sweetpotat5 ..... wat

  • @alptigin5438
    @alptigin5438 5 років тому +2392

    In Star Wars, there's a planet called Nar Shad'da.
    Or, to a Scot, "no, it is your father."

    • @pontusn4
      @pontusn4 5 років тому +67

      @Arya well you cared to a comment

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 5 років тому +26

      I like that, I like that a lot.

    • @drummondd7
      @drummondd7 5 років тому +12

      Oh aye a just realised that ahah

    • @nadroj-88
      @nadroj-88 5 років тому +16

      Alp Tigin that’s more Irish I think, Scottish would be “Naw, shyer da”

    • @joshbalch2723
      @joshbalch2723 5 років тому +5

      And D'quar

  • @Oscar-Green
    @Oscar-Green 5 років тому +8920

    "Sorry, that was a terrible accent..........but it is how they talk"

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 5 років тому +30

      @Mike Hunt That is the truest comment I've seen

    • @arwahsapi
      @arwahsapi 5 років тому +16

      And they think their accent is the best

    • @shawnee919
      @shawnee919 5 років тому +11

      @@arwahsapi it is

    • @bendobbing9239
      @bendobbing9239 5 років тому +21

      Being from Sunderland I can confirm there is a small amount of people in Sunderland who speak like that aha

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 5 років тому +5

      Mike Hunt the only accent i can’t take..

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 3 роки тому +75

    I'm American and most of this is extremely funny. And a lot of it, well, not being British I don't always get the full joke, but the delivery makes up for it.
    Would love to see this guy perform but can't imagine he would have much of an audience in the U.S

  • @officialmaxrebo
    @officialmaxrebo 5 років тому +345

    My aunt is Welsh and it’s so fucking true. She always sounds confused about everything.

    • @johannesschafer-thomson4387
      @johannesschafer-thomson4387 4 роки тому +6

      Salvation Salvatoré if your aunt is then so is your mum or dad lol 😂unless they,re not acctually related

    • @resmur8095
      @resmur8095 3 роки тому +1

      @@johannesschafer-thomson4387 people can lose their heavy accent when they transmigrate

    • @officialmaxrebo
      @officialmaxrebo 3 роки тому

      lol i forgot about this comment but no, she was married to my uncle who’s my mom’s brother and we’re american

    • @Ccccc-mi3tr
      @Ccccc-mi3tr 3 роки тому

      @@resmur8095 yes but they’d still be Welsh

    • @MarshallRedmon01
      @MarshallRedmon01 2 роки тому +1

      Whose coat is that jacket?

  • @1969Kismet
    @1969Kismet 5 років тому +219

    Mastering the art of throwing the ball back at hecklers. These accents and phrases are just perfect.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 4 роки тому +4

      You know they are all plants.

    • @hichimichanga8405
      @hichimichanga8405 4 роки тому +3

      Sorry but the geordie and Newcastle accents were the worst I have ever heard, sounded Canadian

  • @KoreanBilly
    @KoreanBilly 5 років тому +2180

    I love your sense of humour as well as your playing with a language 😆

    • @thepineappleuniverse6285
      @thepineappleuniverse6285 4 роки тому +9

      Woah I love ur videos!

    • @ashbell1046
      @ashbell1046 4 роки тому +2

      KoreanBilly funny. I hate both. But mean-spirited right-wing tantrums aren’t exactly my ‘thing’. Potayto/ potahto

    • @sugondese5497
      @sugondese5497 4 роки тому +31

      Ai your creps are safe fam

    • @LtGhost-tb3kq
      @LtGhost-tb3kq 3 роки тому +1

      *you’re

    • @AK-74K
      @AK-74K 3 роки тому +5

      @@ashbell1046 Get a sense of humour transplant mate

  • @Nossairito
    @Nossairito 5 років тому +1244

    Lowkey Jimmy looks like if Roger Federer decided he wanted to be an accountant.

    • @django4449
      @django4449 5 років тому +1

      Nossair Errahmani hahahaha

    • @chellymurphy
      @chellymurphy 5 років тому +1

      Nossair Errahmani LOOOOL

    • @andrewcook5151
      @andrewcook5151 5 років тому +9

      Given his history, that might've been a better career path 😂

    • @checkm8964
      @checkm8964 5 років тому +9

      Don’t think Jimmy should go anywhere near accounting 😂

    • @rishabhpurohit2663
      @rishabhpurohit2663 5 років тому +2

      copied

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 5 років тому +272

    “Sexual prrredataa”

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 4 роки тому +53

    "I came out of the shop and there was my bike. Gone." He sounded the least confused there but I always found that line the funniest

  • @evolutionaryadvantage
    @evolutionaryadvantage 5 років тому +424

    Now I have to work that line in...”have you slimed yet........mate?

    • @zippyspinifex
      @zippyspinifex 5 років тому +9

      He said "yet" like a kiwi.

    • @tallaganda83
      @tallaganda83 5 років тому +5

      M T It was a pretty rubbish attempt tbh

    • @christinakav5029
      @christinakav5029 5 років тому

      Evolutionary Advantage I’m Australian and I don’t know what it means?

    • @surfyplayer8231
      @surfyplayer8231 5 років тому +8

      @@christinakav5029 you'll find out eventually

    • @djizzah
      @djizzah 4 роки тому

      never heard that, think he made it up

  • @coryxj6er873
    @coryxj6er873 5 років тому +231

    "Have ya slimed yet?" Jesus christ 😂😂😂😂

    • @fun_ghoul
      @fun_ghoul 5 років тому +13

      I sometimes jokingly call it "ectoplasm", but not mid-stroke! Damn.

    • @joshuahuf9747
      @joshuahuf9747 5 років тому +13

      I'm Aussie IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE

    • @fun_ghoul
      @fun_ghoul 5 років тому +6

      @@joshuahuf9747 Jimmy probably made it all up, like his tax returns for a while.

    • @fun_ghoul
      @fun_ghoul 5 років тому +1

      @Jay-john Derbyshire Nah. You'll just wish you did, as she walks by with someone else.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 4 роки тому +2

      @@joshuahuf9747 I live here and Ive never heard it either.

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 5 років тому +1752

    Everything sounds better in a Scottish Accent

    • @jayrussell5181
      @jayrussell5181 5 років тому +25

      Jamie Aubrey ae am a scott you can call a guy a smelly jobby and its funny

    • @jljljljljljljljk3405
      @jljljljljljljljk3405 5 років тому +2

      @@jayrussell5181 a Ken

    • @AimarPrabhaswaraDZ
      @AimarPrabhaswaraDZ 5 років тому +15

      Evry'in soonds be'ah in a sco'ish accsen'

    • @3103-q6z
      @3103-q6z 5 років тому +7

      i hate scottish accent

    • @THCBRONKO
      @THCBRONKO 5 років тому +4

      R u a seXuAl predata

  • @lanking2n
    @lanking2n 4 роки тому +71

    “Have ya slimed yet?”

  • @София-д3р7д
    @София-д3р7д 5 років тому +328

    Do Yorkshire!!
    Jimmy: Yorkshire? It's a 25 pound ticket. I thought we priced you out 😂😂

    • @12061988
      @12061988 5 років тому +3

      Hejsa smukke tjej. Hur mår du?

    • @София-д3р7д
      @София-д3р7д 5 років тому +4

      @@12061988 Jeg har det bra! Takk for at du spurte! 😊

    • @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox
      @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox 4 роки тому +13

      @@12061988 did you fall on your keyboard?

    • @MrDanisve
      @MrDanisve 4 роки тому +13

      @@GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox Its something called another language. I know, its confusing to monolinguals

    • @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox
      @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox 4 роки тому +5

      @@MrDanisve Ahh I was really worried for his well-being - thanks for clearing that up!👌

  • @gabingston3430
    @gabingston3430 2 роки тому +21

    Jimmy: Glasgow is quite an aggressive town.
    Glaswegian: NO IT FOCKIN' ISN'T IT!

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 4 роки тому +72

    7:16 "I mope my mammy doesn't find out I'm cheating on her"
    *Dude looks at his mum*

  • @josephrichards1396
    @josephrichards1396 5 років тому +2711

    His welsh accent sounds Indian

    • @dougclark9921
      @dougclark9921 5 років тому +171

      My Das Scottish accent sounds Indian and he is Scottish.

    • @ViaticalTree
      @ViaticalTree 5 років тому +34

      He's what now?

    • @IamFirtyDucker
      @IamFirtyDucker 5 років тому +158

      Although Jimmy’s welsh accent isn’t very good. Both welsh and Indian accents they curl their tongue when pronouncing certain sounds, so there are similarities.

    • @stxcxv
      @stxcxv 5 років тому +24

      why did i read that as italian like 3 times wtff

    • @pheasantpluckersson2138
      @pheasantpluckersson2138 5 років тому +1

      IamFirtyDucker indeed Jonathan Edwards the rugby commentator sounds like Fenella the witch fro Chorlton and the wheelies 😂

  • @Tlhakxza
    @Tlhakxza 4 роки тому +42

    British comedy is classic...I love it...I laugh at the audience’s laughter,that’s how good it is😂😂😂😂 🇿🇦✌🏿

  • @mickeymouse3933
    @mickeymouse3933 2 роки тому +21

    Every accent and stereotype he does is spot on and hilarious 😂😂

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 5 років тому +317

    ‘It’s me Gran’s birday - she’s thirty’. Ouch lol.

    • @fun_ghoul
      @fun_ghoul 5 років тому +4

      Coulda done that one in a Glaswegian accent too, tbh.

    • @Miblive
      @Miblive 5 років тому +2

      Excuse my ignorance, but why is that? Do people in Liverpool have children at a young age?

    • @dominges
      @dominges 4 роки тому

      @@Miblive 'is fOckin LIVapool luv :)

    • @Miblive
      @Miblive 4 роки тому

      @@dominges And how does that answer my question?

    • @Miblive
      @Miblive 4 роки тому

      @@BluntofHwicce Thank you. I thought I wouldn´t ever get an answer.

  • @borisbrian2565
    @borisbrian2565 5 років тому +567

    Don't be a lunt about it xD😂

  • @hadvarr8578
    @hadvarr8578 5 років тому +993

    I love that 'why do you laugh like a sexual predator' these things you carnt script

    • @skann9048
      @skann9048 5 років тому +14

      @StealthyMonk Called a heckler mate

    • @matthewiles5714
      @matthewiles5714 5 років тому +15

      The word is "can't" not "carnt" there's no such word as "carnt"

    • @hadvarr8578
      @hadvarr8578 5 років тому +10

      @@matthewiles5714 thanks grammar police

    • @flowgetsnoticed9292
      @flowgetsnoticed9292 5 років тому +2

      MATTHEW ILES carnt was in the script

    • @hadvarr8578
      @hadvarr8578 5 років тому

      @@flowgetsnoticed9292 yeh¿¿¿¿¿

  • @beasix9384
    @beasix9384 4 роки тому +3

    Ive watches these clips for yonks and not once do they fail to have me in stitches..I love Jimmy, he's such a clever bloke..

  • @renzesparza6281
    @renzesparza6281 5 років тому +36

    The laughs he gets always feel intimidating to me. Huge bursts of laughter for like 2 seconds then dead quiet😂

    • @that_cat21
      @that_cat21 5 років тому +5

      Renz Esparza it’s most likely just the audio mixing - there’s his mic and a mic or two on the audience. whoever does the audio mixing (for the recordings) brings in the audience for a couple seconds then takes it out almost instantly so you can hear him. the reason the audience is mic’d is so that the show doesn’t seem dry in recordings

  • @alastoraidos
    @alastoraidos 5 років тому +44

    “Don’t be a lunt about it” 😂

  • @Makadidu
    @Makadidu 5 років тому +124

    "Tin tin tin Tintin", a conformational affirmation of the vacancy of a metallic receptical. . . . . . . directed towards Tintin.

  • @huntrumxd4680
    @huntrumxd4680 5 років тому +594

    Wtf jimmy Carr gave him a heart beacause it’s his birthday dam I thought he was heartless smh

    • @autumnatic
      @autumnatic 5 років тому +3

      He would never! It's proof that his account is run by a hired media handler.

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 5 років тому +14

      Huntrum XD probably not the real person. Just someone running and editing this account

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds 5 років тому +5

      He now is. He gave it away for some random persons birthday.

    • @L1b3rta
      @L1b3rta 5 років тому

      If he didn't had a heart he would be dead...

  • @robertjensen9775
    @robertjensen9775 5 років тому +162

    Incredible how a country smaller than the state of Arizona has so many accents.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 5 років тому +17

      You should go to austria. Drive half an hour and theres a different one. In some parts theres a different one from town to town.

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 5 років тому +16

      Luca Hadwiger Come to Germany, my granny can tell from which village in a 10km radius you're from just by listening to you speak a couple of words. (Given you're a local of course.)

    • @thebeanz6593
      @thebeanz6593 4 роки тому +5

      In europe every 3rd town has a diffrent accent on average its like you're in the first town its normal then the second it sounds a bit off then the third is completely diffrent

    • @georgegeorgiou8716
      @georgegeorgiou8716 4 роки тому +6

      Has Arizona got 70 million people ?

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 4 роки тому +5

      Population is 20% of the USA though. Russia is bigger than the states but has less people. Greenland is huge. Land mass is irrelevant

  • @tranceyparker7076
    @tranceyparker7076 5 років тому +19

    I love all the accents from Jimmy. It makes me really laugh

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 5 років тому +32

    Jimmy makes me laugh more than any other comic! I love him!

  • @anonymousbroccolli6197
    @anonymousbroccolli6197 5 років тому +4647

    Trysd the voice 😂

    • @anonymousbroccolli6197
      @anonymousbroccolli6197 5 років тому +185

      Thanks mate 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @KirbzYyY
      @KirbzYyY 5 років тому +36

      Happy birthday!

    • @chrisneedham5803
      @chrisneedham5803 5 років тому +25

      Oh no it isn't. ...... oh yes it is 🍰🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹

    • @atomicaftershow
      @atomicaftershow 5 років тому +35

      @@mareksajner8567 sexual predatah

    • @0zblox
      @0zblox 5 років тому +12

      Wow he did it hahaha, happy birthday!

  • @momosako8800
    @momosako8800 5 років тому +78

    The way he shouted Jimmy, im crying 😂😂😭

  • @jacobhaarala6744
    @jacobhaarala6744 5 років тому +44

    Watching this as an American is hilarious😂

  • @atlanticsquib7232
    @atlanticsquib7232 5 років тому +67

    If Jimmy was an animal he’d be a ferret or a weasel. Idk why he just looks like one to me lmao

  • @jaydenboots9383
    @jaydenboots9383 5 років тому +26

    Liverpool - 0:18
    Welsh - 1:23
    Newcastle - 1:50
    French - 2:11
    Scottish (Glaswegian) - 2:36
    Scottish (Edinburgh) - 4:09

    • @regolithia
      @regolithia 5 років тому +3

      First one is Manc lmao

    • @Chris-zy7vn
      @Chris-zy7vn 5 років тому +5

      First one is Manchester not scouse

    • @garondupree8165
      @garondupree8165 5 років тому

      Number 3 is Sunderland, he literally says "I'm no a geordie"

  • @HarriRobins
    @HarriRobins 5 років тому +72

    I said to the Scottish baker, "How come all these cakes are 70p and that ones £2?"
    "That's Maderia cake".

    • @rr_m_w5134
      @rr_m_w5134 5 років тому +2

      Harry Robins I’m stupid I do t get it !

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 роки тому +9

      @@rr_m_w5134
      "My dearer cake"

    • @nickshields1011
      @nickshields1011 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a donut or a meringue?

  • @MrSilverbackjim
    @MrSilverbackjim 5 років тому +123

    It starts with three l's, how do you pronounce it. *inaudible*

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem 3 роки тому +22

    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

  • @georginawilliams1371
    @georginawilliams1371 4 роки тому +16

    Im aussie, my great grandfather is from Llandudno! Love wales!

  • @imo11713
    @imo11713 5 років тому +59

    1:24 literally everyone who tries to do a welsh accent goes indian 😂😂

  • @nuthintoprove
    @nuthintoprove 3 роки тому +7

    This guy is a genius. All his off the cuff material proves it!

  • @deanthornby2026
    @deanthornby2026 5 років тому +19

    After growing up in channel tunnel ....I mean Folkestone ..we had what seemed like the world turn up with every different accent ...it was a good lesson about the UK

  • @TibRimius
    @TibRimius 2 роки тому +86

    The audience members being roasted are champions. Can have a laugh and move on, like life should be

  • @stephenkunst7550
    @stephenkunst7550 5 років тому +12

    He is good, not just with the accents, but explaining the details. I would like him to learn the Baltimore accent.

  • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
    @jameswatsonatheistgamer 5 років тому +198

    What's the difference between Jimmy Carr and a Scouser.
    A scouser pays his taxes.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +4

      do you do Wayne Rooney and the Grandma jokes too? I love Olde Jokes.

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 років тому +8

      It did show Cameron to be a bit hypocritical when he criticised Carr for this, and then saying nothing when the Panama papers were released a few years later, where he was exposed within them.

    • @MatthewJBD
      @MatthewJBD 5 років тому +6

      Need to have an income to pay taxes.

    • @justindavitt6560
      @justindavitt6560 5 років тому

      You don't pay taxes on stolen money.

    • @warren839
      @warren839 4 роки тому +2

      I always make an effort to do the accent of wherever i am. That's great jimmy could you make an effort to pay your taxes.

  • @TheActualNuttmegger
    @TheActualNuttmegger 5 років тому +41

    Can't believe he's left us hanging without a dragon joke now.

    • @Threadoflength
      @Threadoflength 5 років тому +2

      Two dragons walk into a bar. One says "it's a bit hot in here" the other one says "shut your mouth".

  • @simonikonnikov
    @simonikonnikov 5 років тому +165

    Can someone please make good subtitles, I'm just a russian spy and I can't really do my job here, thank you

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @beb5816
      @beb5816 5 років тому +8

      Simon, I have some sub titles for you.
      U Boat, Nautilus, T Class and Collins Class.
      Hope this helps you with your work mate.

    • @simonikonnikov
      @simonikonnikov 5 років тому

      @@beb5816 wait a minute, there is only created automatically subtitles

    • @simonikonnikov
      @simonikonnikov 5 років тому +3

      I changed my mind, when we are sending nukes, your town will be first in the queue

    • @beb5816
      @beb5816 5 років тому

      I was Joking Simon. They are submarine titles.
      If you really are a spy, then I'm not joking. (laugh here mate)

  • @chilael6892
    @chilael6892 5 років тому +40

    "Where did you get your degree, the internet?"
    Aged like milk outside of the refrigerator, man.

    • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
      @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 4 роки тому

      【 Chilael 】 well, he was chatting to a doctor in Limerick. he may have gotten it off the internet.

  • @ciaranwatson
    @ciaranwatson 5 років тому +84

    Anyone else think his laugh sounds like stampy?

  • @emmawilson1661
    @emmawilson1661 5 років тому +36

    There’s been a MURDUR 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Love taggart!

  • @hillaryvaughn4464
    @hillaryvaughn4464 4 роки тому +31

    As an American I would love to see Jimmy’s take on our accents!

  • @bageled_meme9867
    @bageled_meme9867 5 років тому +52

    I’ve started saying, “Who’s cot’ is that jacket? Who’s shoes are those trainaz?

  • @Sp1der44
    @Sp1der44 5 років тому +2

    Omg as a sound man who loves different Accents this had me cracking up. Brilliant stuff!

  • @samphardtake
    @samphardtake 4 роки тому +5

    5:28
    "She looked twelfth to me..."
    😂

  • @sya6475
    @sya6475 4 роки тому +6

    Oh my i just lové he does thé geordie, welsh and scottish accents. 😂😂😂

  • @romanxxxxyoutube
    @romanxxxxyoutube 4 роки тому +4

    1:10 after he asks if anybody has been to Llandudno, the same guycalls out 'NO!' again lmfao!

  • @littoww
    @littoww 3 роки тому +4

    "have you slimed yet" fucking SLAYED me

  • @mattcernjavic9999
    @mattcernjavic9999 2 роки тому +14

    As a Aussie I have never ever heard anyone using the term "slimed".

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 2 роки тому +3

      It helps if you've had sex.

    • @chris-work4470
      @chris-work4470 2 роки тому

      But like the rest of us, we would not be surprised if shazza has

    • @0ne-6right40
      @0ne-6right40 2 роки тому

      Well the accent was fine tho

  • @andypandy8584
    @andypandy8584 4 роки тому +15

    5:10 my sleep paralysis demon at 3.20 am

  • @moo-kun
    @moo-kun 5 років тому +8

    Its amazing how we all have our go-to words to say for each accent 😹😹😹

  • @mellon6073
    @mellon6073 5 років тому +8

    I love your laugh, Jimmy! It makes me so happy 🥰🥰

  • @stayingloyaltonaymencke606
    @stayingloyaltonaymencke606 4 роки тому +5

    I always asked myself when my English is good enough to have a conversation I'm beyond that I understand jimmys accents

  • @ivancollado6131
    @ivancollado6131 5 років тому +5

    Find it amazing that so many accents could exist in such a small area.

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 2 роки тому +1

      If you've never looked into the Antarctic accents I recommend it. All groups of scientists end up with their own accent eventually. Any isolated community will develop an accent.

  • @onceupxn
    @onceupxn 4 роки тому +4

    6:31
    Pretty accurate. Lmao
    That’s all I ever hear people say. 😂

  • @KeifusMathews3
    @KeifusMathews3 5 років тому +6

    Never seen this guy before, good stuff, enjoyed your stand up!

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 років тому +9

    "uh huh huh!" 😂 "Rolluh Costa" lol

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX 5 років тому +85

    that was funny so i watched all the ads..👑
    now Jimmy can pay his taxes this year 🤭

    • @alteh7
      @alteh7 5 років тому +6

      that just means he has to pay even more tax LOL

  • @infocool4609
    @infocool4609 5 років тому +5

    "Ginger and Community" is some kind of genius. 5:05

  • @AmethystRaven
    @AmethystRaven 4 роки тому +7

    That “Newcastle” accent was perfect Mancunian

  • @mirza6399
    @mirza6399 5 років тому +14

    I want jimmy to play a devil roasting people as they enter hell.😂

  • @Blue_3rd
    @Blue_3rd 5 років тому +4

    Very good! A girl from Yorkshire said “tin tin tin” to me and it took half an hour to work out what she meant.
    She was looking for her tobacco :)

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 5 років тому +49

    Jimmy is a proper funny Llunt 😂🤣🤣

  • @JackBarrett7
    @JackBarrett7 5 років тому +1

    Until the last one, I was thinking "Whens he going to do Liverpool"? Brilliant. Incidentally, Mike Myers parents are from Liverpool and, growing up in Canada, he said his friends would knock and ask for him, just to "hear them talk like the Beatles".

  • @callumpettitt8192
    @callumpettitt8192 5 років тому +1

    'tin tin tin' had me dying 😂 Perfect yorkshire impression

  • @mynameisray
    @mynameisray 5 років тому +13

    09:28 and pause.. You're welcome.

  • @skippydinglechalk8436
    @skippydinglechalk8436 5 років тому +7

    I’m from Wales and I’m not even joking that is the best Welsh accent I’ve herd

  • @ghostlybf3785
    @ghostlybf3785 5 років тому +8

    His welsh accent is everything😂

  • @gregcoulas9302
    @gregcoulas9302 4 роки тому

    Brilliant! Next year will stop over to the city you're playing so I can see you. Keep it up, young Man.

  • @SeanVanHalen
    @SeanVanHalen 4 роки тому +9

    10:36 I thought he said "DOGSHIT!"

  • @inasiman26yearsago56
    @inasiman26yearsago56 5 років тому +6

    11:12 The laugh of the man is the funniest part of the hole video

  • @ea.fitz216
    @ea.fitz216 5 років тому +19

    0:53 When the charity people try to trap you in town.

  • @tatankat5839
    @tatankat5839 5 років тому +28

    These are mostly inside jokes for me as an American .....still funny

  • @mickninja1000sx
    @mickninja1000sx 4 роки тому +1

    A brummie saying "how much is a pint of cider" is one of the funniest accents I've heard😂

  • @Chris_Tinacan
    @Chris_Tinacan 4 роки тому +10

    They cut out the bit right after he demonstrates the Belfast accent. "You're now fully qualified to say _There's a bomb in the car!_ "

  • @chewbacca9593
    @chewbacca9593 5 років тому +6

    How is it Jimmy can do a better accent of us Aussies in one sentence than some actors do in a movie or tv series

  • @sammorrissey104
    @sammorrissey104 5 років тому +5

    I’m from Newcastle and that accent is 100% accurate

  • @twentytwo138
    @twentytwo138 3 роки тому +1

    My therapist: ''Scary Jimmy doesn't exist''
    Scary Jimmy: 0:53

  • @JustFiscus
    @JustFiscus 4 роки тому +15

    As an American I legit don’t have any clue whether these were accurate but it’s still entertaining

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 4 роки тому +1

      Its a pity you people don't get out more often

    • @lucifersatanson3005
      @lucifersatanson3005 4 роки тому +5

      Grunthos The Flatulent it’s a pity you got your cheeks clapped in 1776 and 1812

    • @sheev9852
      @sheev9852 4 роки тому

      @Pablo and you lot also eat like you have free health care

    • @schizodillo1952
      @schizodillo1952 4 роки тому

      Keep talking buddy, your country lost a war against itself.

  • @tplady1
    @tplady1 5 років тому +10

    His Aussie accent was pretty on the money :)