How To Be Sexy | Sarah Millican

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  • @kayleighbaker2511
    @kayleighbaker2511 5 років тому +655

    1:20 "Brace yourself pet." ~scoots glasses down~ I love it.

  • @gulamelaka77
    @gulamelaka77 4 роки тому +459

    "I think I'm aware of my flaws and accepted them.. and anybody who doesn't can FOCK OFF 😐"
    - Sarah Millican
    I love her!! 😂😂😂

    • @terrycorrall9179
      @terrycorrall9179 3 роки тому +2

      BRILLIANT

    • @sfoster4874
      @sfoster4874 3 роки тому +2

      This is ROCK SOLID SOOOOOO FUNNY! (Thank you!!!! :))))))

    • @purplephoenix4969
      @purplephoenix4969 2 роки тому +2

      I hit the like button the second she said that. She should put that on a t-shirt and sell them.

    • @gulamelaka77
      @gulamelaka77 2 роки тому +1

      @@purplephoenix4969 oh wow.. i wonder if i can just do it myself really love this.

    • @sandragriffiths9692
      @sandragriffiths9692 2 роки тому

      With knobs on😆😅😃😂

  • @kiarona.
    @kiarona. 4 роки тому +457

    The way she mimed taking off her bra and the relief afterwards! 😂😂😂
    You could just tell every woman in the audience was relating so hard in that moment

    • @hamstersdailylife4938
      @hamstersdailylife4938 3 роки тому +6

      I wish we’d never had to deal with this. Comfortable bras are expensive.

    • @mellie4174
      @mellie4174 3 роки тому +1

      I know i was!

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 роки тому +4

      Best thing about retirement and quarantine. I blithely swing freely around the house and only put one on the rare times l have to go out. If l were in charge though a woman must wear EITHER. a bra or a mask, not both!🤓😷🇨🇦

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 роки тому

      @@hamstersdailylife4938 $128 Canadian for my last one...and it’s not remotely sexy!🥺😷🇨🇦

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 3 роки тому

      @@missg.5940 Especially if you aren’t some typical 34C or something, it’s bloody impossible to find one in your size and the ones that do are ugly af, look like they belong to your granny and yet somehow will break ya bank, truly puzzling 🤡

  • @lunatik9696
    @lunatik9696 4 роки тому +285

    One of a very few that actually make me laugh out loud.
    I love her comedy. I just cannae unnestand eveything she says.

  • @jazztom
    @jazztom 4 роки тому +44

    This woman is insanely funny in the most natural way, iam crying with laughter 😂😂

  • @PPfilmemacher
    @PPfilmemacher 4 роки тому +110

    I made the mistake of watching this whole show in public on a several hour train ride and it was painful to hold back and not burst out laughing

    • @attesmatte
      @attesmatte 3 роки тому +5

      That must have been seriously difficult to manage!! 😂😂😂

    • @ronaran8420
      @ronaran8420 3 роки тому

      🤣Good for you!👍

    • @purplephoenix4969
      @purplephoenix4969 2 роки тому +1

      I've massively failed to do this in the passed, both on public transport and in a cafe 😂 I was nearly in tears laughing once in a Costa 😂 You did well to hold it in.

    • @Adrienne-z1q
      @Adrienne-z1q 2 місяці тому

      Try watching her on a packed plane with headphones on!😂

  • @evelynd2474
    @evelynd2474 5 років тому +106

    Thank you so much for starting an official youtube channel and for downloading videos around the holidays. It's the best part of my day :)

  • @smurfguy77
    @smurfguy77 5 років тому +235

    This week has been terrible! It’s literally Tuesday and I’m ready for the weekend! I needed a good giggle! I’m going to be giggling all day! I love this woman. She is hysterical! Amazing comedy! You’ve made my day Sarah! Thank you!

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 5 років тому +3

      Jason Lake - 'literally Tuesday'? How could it be figuratively Tuesday?

    • @smurfguy77
      @smurfguy77 5 років тому +4

      Lol. I was so tired when I wrote that post. I honestly cannot believe I actually wrote “it’s literally Tuesday.” I cringe when people use the word literally and I used literally in a sentence. Ugh.

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 років тому +5

      @@smurfguy77 I literally can't believe you did that

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 4 роки тому +24

    "...been sick in the hall."
    I have never laughed and 'ewww'ed so hard!
    Thank you, dear Flower, you lighten my day!

  • @byronsmith3152
    @byronsmith3152 5 років тому +431

    This was great. 'if you don't wear your glasses in the bedroom, you cannot see what your tuggin", LMFAO.

    • @tonyc.4528
      @tonyc.4528 3 роки тому +6

      Ahhhh! Thanks, I couldn't make that out. Bit of an accent barrier for me on this one.

    • @sandragriffiths9692
      @sandragriffiths9692 2 роки тому +1

      You might not see it any way😅😆😃😂

    • @byronsmith3152
      @byronsmith3152 2 роки тому

      @@sandragriffiths9692 That is cold, LMFAO

  • @TheArtisticBiker
    @TheArtisticBiker 4 роки тому +83

    I tell the wife that we need to discuss her fines for her overdue library books, then take off my glasses and whip my hair back. (I'm bald)

  • @johncawkwell7995
    @johncawkwell7995 5 років тому +43

    The perfect giggle after a very long day - Sarah, don't ever stop being amazing pet.

  • @ReZpawner
    @ReZpawner 5 років тому +203

    Some classics still work, Sarah. "Is this a dagger I see before me?"

    • @Bubbsmaster
      @Bubbsmaster 5 років тому +15

      The white whale captain!

    • @dcinrb8538
      @dcinrb8538 5 років тому +8

      Ohh, good one!
      Out, out damn spot!

    • @josephdelaney8442
      @josephdelaney8442 4 роки тому

      @@Bubbsmaster lo

    • @Ravenleaf182
      @Ravenleaf182 4 роки тому +18

      Of if you're into this sort of thing, another guy walks in "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife."

    • @misterwibble6411
      @misterwibble6411 4 роки тому +8

      "Come let me clutch thee"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +736

    I don't have 'imperfections'.. I have 'variations on the theme'.

  • @elainehoward8822
    @elainehoward8822 5 років тому +43

    Hi Sarah, I have all your videos and have watched each one over and over, but these short segments still have me rolling laughing. I genuinely love you Sarah, your the best person in comedy, and I love to laugh. Hugz and love xxxxx

    • @mjames2117
      @mjames2117 5 років тому +1

      No stalking going on here lol

  • @johannavestergren6640
    @johannavestergren6640 5 років тому +57

    You are by far the BEST comedian out there! I love your sense of humor, and the way you deliver it is GOLDEN! xD
    Lots of love!

  • @miachristensen7031
    @miachristensen7031 5 років тому +20

    :-D
    You ALWAYS put a smile on my face....and huffing and puffing with laughter, THANK´s!!

  • @staffiesaregreat
    @staffiesaregreat 4 роки тому +8

    There are 291 people who have no sense of humour, how can anyone not like Sarah Milligan. She's great!

  • @SilviuHoratau
    @SilviuHoratau 5 років тому +31

    Thank you for making me burst out laughing at work. Also, please post an update on any future shows that you might have. I'd love to see you live

  • @heatherspill5817
    @heatherspill5817 5 років тому +58

    Praise be Sarah Millican. Thank you for this content. 🧡

  • @laughinlori6893
    @laughinlori6893 5 років тому +43

    I just discovered Sarah this weekend. Laughing out loud like a mad woman. I am in Canada so I love the accent. A new fan.

    • @MystiqueHorizon
      @MystiqueHorizon 5 років тому +3

      I'm Canadian too! I found her about a month or two ago and she slays me! 😂

    • @paulinechapman9319
      @paulinechapman9319 4 роки тому +2

      Am canadian three...luv her...❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @christinemarston2324
    @christinemarston2324 2 роки тому

    You are funny, kind and wonderful. Thank you

  • @erikrobin6547
    @erikrobin6547 4 роки тому +118

    As a german I say:
    THE BEST FECKIN WAY TO BRUSH UP MY ENGLISH!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @COM70
    @COM70 5 років тому +16

    You are the best part of my day so far, and it has been a good day.

  • @jessicabuchanan4693
    @jessicabuchanan4693 5 років тому +30

    Sarah I love your jokes 😂 so much! Never stop, you always bring a smile to my face.

  • @franceslevitt3132
    @franceslevitt3132 5 років тому +20

    Having a sad day thank you for making me laugh and feeling a bit better x

    • @famprima
      @famprima 5 років тому +3

      I hope today is a better one, love.

  • @lydiaannecarlson6554
    @lydiaannecarlson6554 4 роки тому +6

    Love her comedy she is brilliant

  • @krista9015
    @krista9015 5 років тому +18

    this woman makes me laugh right out loud!

  • @operationgoldfish8331
    @operationgoldfish8331 5 років тому +45

    1:30 'Toffee Penny' - I've a feeling this might be a Mortimer Road School reference, though I've no idea how it could have been passed down through the generations. I'm about 15 years older than Sarah, born in South Shields but moved away when I was eight. There was a head mistress at Mortimer Road School in the mid 1960s, who kept all the toffee pennies from her Quality Street and gave them to the kids as treats (I think that they must have clagged up her dentures). What I can't work out is if the same lady was still there in Sarah's day (assuming Sarah went to Mortimer Road) or it was passed down as a kind of tradition. I've never come across this as a common teacher-like activity elsewhere.

    • @lardyboy999
      @lardyboy999 5 років тому +5

      I've just watched her "One Night Stand" show and she did say she went to Mortimer Road.

    • @josephcrowshaw950
      @josephcrowshaw950 5 років тому +3

      Grey Wolf , spot on! Happy Holidays

    • @watermelonsandal4206
      @watermelonsandal4206 5 років тому

      Thanks I wasn't quite sure what that one meant.

  • @peteford4388
    @peteford4388 3 роки тому +2

    Watching you at work, you're cracking me up, lass, laughing out loud in the staffroom.

  • @juliec5309
    @juliec5309 4 роки тому +7

    Being a bilingual French Canadian, I love her sense of humor A LOT but I missed a bit of the double entendre. I will have to listen a few times but yep my type of comic.... love also how she looks so proper saying such things lmao

  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 4 роки тому +80

    “You cannae see what ye’re tuggin’” 😩

  • @judgej.8816
    @judgej.8816 5 років тому +132

    I wear glasses....now I just need to practice "Brace yourself, Pet!"

  • @Emma_Rosa
    @Emma_Rosa 4 роки тому +3

    So funny pet, just what I needed to watch during lockdown! ❤️😭

  • @jennifergangway9182
    @jennifergangway9182 5 років тому +4

    She makes me smile and laugh uncontrollably!!

  • @indiana146
    @indiana146 4 роки тому

    Sarah you make me cry with laughter its beautiful gift thank you

  • @muly1725
    @muly1725 4 роки тому +100

    She’s just lovely-I typed that with an english accent...

  • @RockyMtnRebecca
    @RockyMtnRebecca 5 років тому +23

    I've never heard her before and holy crap, she made me laugh-cry!

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +29

    that Daily Dose of Joy. so very needed, So Very Appreciated. Thank You Ms. M.

  • @nadinemakinson1934
    @nadinemakinson1934 4 роки тому +2

    Sarah, you bring much joy to my day!
    Thank You, L♡ve. 💖
    I typed that with my best English accent. I think I did pretty good for a Canadian. 🍁

  • @chezdavies3074
    @chezdavies3074 4 роки тому +3

    Love your comedy Sarah. I have a stitch from laughing so hard.....

  • @mamamize7327
    @mamamize7327 5 років тому +5

    I love this woman so much. She is hilarious. I would love to see her in person!!

  • @johnspetkitty81
    @johnspetkitty81 3 роки тому +1

    I REALLY wish you'd come to America. Or at least Oklahoma. I would LOVE to see one of your shows live

    • @sarahmillican
      @sarahmillican  3 роки тому

      We’re currently finalising the international schedule of Sarah’s tour. You can join her mailing list via her website (sarahmillican.co.uk) to get the latest info. It’s the best way to hear about dates and tickets. #TSM

  • @jackiewilliams810
    @jackiewilliams810 2 роки тому

    Great stuff Sarah 💫💚👋👋👋
    Please don't stop

  • @carolegoodwin7287
    @carolegoodwin7287 3 роки тому

    I absolutely LOVE your stuff, you so need to come to Australia, your shows would sell out very quickly!!!

    • @sarahmillican
      @sarahmillican  3 роки тому

      Make sure you join Sarah’s mailing list via her website, www.sarahmillican.co.uk, and you will be among the first to know about any upcoming tours! #TSM

  • @marcellewood4264
    @marcellewood4264 4 роки тому +1

    So glad I found you. Your comedy is first rate and so FN funny
    Please keep posting
    Thanks for the laughs

  • @chriskilhoffer4702
    @chriskilhoffer4702 3 роки тому

    Thank you pet for a good laugh, it was needed!

  • @turtlepenguinXkizuna
    @turtlepenguinXkizuna 5 років тому +5

    I’d only really seen Sarah on shows like QI and stuff where - while she is funny! - it’s sometimes hard to fight for enough time to shine due to other comedians also being on the show. Didn’t at all expect to laugh this hard (or find things so relatable!) 😂

  • @Winnipegaussies
    @Winnipegaussies 5 років тому +12

    OMG! My sides are sore from laughing so hard! You’re brilliant!

  • @noyasuarez7070
    @noyasuarez7070 5 років тому +8

    You have a fan in Colombia. I absolutely adore you, you're hilarious!!! Thank you!

  • @Marni306
    @Marni306 4 роки тому +11

    Love you! You’re wonderful!! Thank you from Australia xx

  • @jezebel324
    @jezebel324 5 років тому +10

    This hair is marvelous on you, Sarah!

  • @rmiraflor
    @rmiraflor 4 роки тому +20

    “It was the best of times...” 😂

  • @coydoy121
    @coydoy121 2 роки тому

    Pure wit. Always good for a belly laugh.

  • @angelinasmith6307
    @angelinasmith6307 4 роки тому +18

    I want her as my bff and have her be the narrator of my life lmao

  • @Weezle13
    @Weezle13 5 років тому +6

    Yay another short. Thanks

  • @soundslike1life
    @soundslike1life 5 років тому +25

    The funniest comedian I know. Always so hilarious. LOL

  • @karencurtis2697
    @karencurtis2697 3 роки тому

    Am I the only one that's watching this .. laughing 😂🤣all the while..go to like and realising I already had and left a comment 😳.
    Yep that's me , Sarah your blooming brilliant and obviously 🙄 the best stand up ever.
    Stay safe stay well xx

  • @saleemheggins4989
    @saleemheggins4989 5 років тому +3

    Her voice and delivery are great! I think she could tell me my house was on fire and it would be hilarious!!

  • @zoeball3284
    @zoeball3284 4 роки тому +6

    She’s literally my inspiration 😍✨

  • @heldersilva6672
    @heldersilva6672 5 років тому +18

    I love her comedy! 😄 (subscribed on first video i ever saw)
    Only difficulty i have sometimes in her videos, is to catch some words i can't really identify (slang / complex words / accent specificity). But luckly, i get almost all of it (95%+). Someone please correct me, but i sense Sarah has some kind of specific "region accent" , isn't it? :)
    I'm not from UK, neither i am from an english speaking country. If someone is ever polite enough to add accurate english subtitles, it would be great (for a 100% experience)! I would be most gratefull, and i honstly believe more people from other countries would also love it. She is much too talented to not be noticed outside UK. 😉

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 5 років тому +3

      She refers to herself as a "Geordie", and northern. But I'm Dutch so I'm not exactly an expert on British accents. I do hope this helps a bit though!

    • @rdouthwaite
      @rdouthwaite 5 років тому

      She was born in South Shields, Tyne and Wear which is close to Newcastle. She would be considered to have a Geordie accent.

    • @lindamay1
      @lindamay1 5 років тому +1

      Sarah is from South Shields which is in the North East of England. Her accent is Geordie which is delightful however may be a bit tricky to understand if English is not your first language. 😘

    • @Ali-fq3nz
      @Ali-fq3nz 5 років тому

      Linda Gregory It’s tricky to understand if you’re south of Watford! Ha, ha!

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 5 років тому +1

      Even native speakers often comment and ask for help understanding a word or phrase; don't be shy! :)

  • @ashyosings5089
    @ashyosings5089 5 років тому +1

    I'm so glad you've started a UA-cam Channel! I was 11 when I first watched you back in 2011, and now I can sub to you !

  • @parkeobrien7526
    @parkeobrien7526 5 років тому +2

    So very unique and very funny 😂. Great job Sarah!!

  • @dillwizard7516
    @dillwizard7516 5 років тому +2

    I love it. Down to earth and honest.

  • @jamesgormley445
    @jamesgormley445 4 роки тому +1

    Sarah Milligan you are just outstanding and I like your show ,

  • @kevinjones5560
    @kevinjones5560 4 роки тому +16

    I see my “thumbs up” when I clicked so I know I’ve watched this before but I keep coming back and watching it again, and again, and again...

  • @peggyswartz7462
    @peggyswartz7462 4 роки тому +4

    Love you, you're hilarious, Thanks for making me laugh.

  • @davebanting876
    @davebanting876 10 місяців тому +1

    No matter how bad a day or how awful I feel Sarah Millican can make me cry with laughter. She should be available as an anti-depressant on the NHS.

  • @norrismckinzie4712
    @norrismckinzie4712 5 років тому +66

    I don't know how, I got here but, I'm glad I came. Finally some adult female humor that's funny, and womanly, 🤩

  • @eggnchip
    @eggnchip 5 років тому +43

    3:30 That look he gives her, like this has happened before!

    • @alteh7
      @alteh7 4 роки тому

      Looks like Sean Locks dad xD

  • @richardcaley5603
    @richardcaley5603 Рік тому

    Absolutely brilliant! My wife and I have never laughed so much!

  • @arthurtheslime9359
    @arthurtheslime9359 5 років тому +8

    Darn, I love your sense of humour!

  • @sallytritton5242
    @sallytritton5242 4 роки тому +77

    "Get it in get it I've shaved it" 🙊🙈🙉 I laughed so hard I nearly wet my self 😂 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC 4 роки тому +16

    Sarah, that was screamingly funny - literally choked on my coffee!

  • @scotthenning2890
    @scotthenning2890 5 років тому +7

    OMG I’ve never heard of you until now. I’m so glad Found you. You are funny as H🤬LL. I just subscribed to your channel. Keep it coming 🤩🤣😂

  • @rogerrife305
    @rogerrife305 5 років тому +2

    So glad you are on U-Tube! I TrueType enjoy your comedy u are brill!

    • @jackflash743
      @jackflash743 5 років тому

      Yes her filthy mouth is so funny

  • @linaleia
    @linaleia 3 роки тому

    I’m 36... just finished writing a blog post about the exact sentiment expressed in her opening line.. and this pops up. Wow. Go Sarah 🔥

  • @nancimcfarland8317
    @nancimcfarland8317 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the genuine laugh out louds!

  • @brianharbut4054
    @brianharbut4054 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant stuff! Love her to bits! 👍

  • @AP-gk6se
    @AP-gk6se 5 років тому +2

    Excellent content. thanks

  • @justjames1111
    @justjames1111 4 роки тому +2

    A true comic, just brilliant.

  • @mai567
    @mai567 5 років тому +6

    You, lady, are brilliant!!! You make me laugh so hard I get out of breath!! I need to see you live!

  • @emilyeah
    @emilyeah 2 роки тому +1

    This woman is just brilliant 🙌🏽❣😂

  • @nilimaghosh3028
    @nilimaghosh3028 5 років тому +2

    2:36 that actually sounds like a wonderful advice.

  • @MsLin1974
    @MsLin1974 4 роки тому +1

    😂 watching her in lockdown 💯☘️💚

  • @cappyjones
    @cappyjones 5 років тому +3

    Hilarious and beautiful with a lovely accent! New subscriber from the US 👍

  • @stardresser1
    @stardresser1 3 роки тому +1

    thanks for the belly laughs tonite. EXCELLENT!😂

  • @evillyn7895
    @evillyn7895 5 років тому +65

    Now I'm going to giggle all day thinking about the brassiere bit!

    • @norrismckinzie4712
      @norrismckinzie4712 5 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @famprima
      @famprima 5 років тому +5

      I can so relate, can't you? Ooooaaaaaahhhh.. scratch scratch

    • @evillyn7895
      @evillyn7895 5 років тому +2

      @@famprima
      All too well! I've been reduced to wearing sport bras...

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 років тому +2

      oh my god especially if it's a pushup or something, and it leaves those red lines under your boobs that's so tender. and god forbid you fall asleep in that thing lol

  • @alistairhastie9382
    @alistairhastie9382 4 роки тому +6

    Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @caribman10
    @caribman10 3 роки тому

    This is great, since I had not heard of her before. Love the 'cent, dearie.

  • @simpilsimon688
    @simpilsimon688 4 роки тому +1

    She is good.. makes me laugh everytime..😙

  • @ljd3766
    @ljd3766 5 років тому +6

    Loving you from here in Madrid ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️

  • @joshuahedley7379
    @joshuahedley7379 4 роки тому +5

    She is so confident and so funny and so gorgeous. One of the perfect examples of perfection

  • @toonvdwielen596
    @toonvdwielen596 3 роки тому

    Luv u woman
    U brighten me life up so muxh

  • @kathbrown6849
    @kathbrown6849 4 роки тому +7

    She makes me guffaw, outrageous but true what she says, 😂😂 love her 👍

  • @masuganut2082
    @masuganut2082 4 роки тому +1

    I’m crying! I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @koru9780
    @koru9780 5 років тому

    Brilliant as always Sarah :) and you look lovely. Happy New Year!

  • @StephenBaines1
    @StephenBaines1 4 роки тому +3

    I had to get reading glasses recently; so i went into the shop with my mask on; was asked to take a seat and given the glasses to try on; gave me a peace of card and she said "can you read that?"; so i looked at it and said "I can't read anything the glasses have steamed up." which was very true. So i try not to wear glasses and a mask at the same time.

  • @davidpillinger2699
    @davidpillinger2699 2 роки тому

    This lady is fantastic, just love her!

  • @anthonylafleur8232
    @anthonylafleur8232 3 роки тому

    Coming from across the pond, I Love your comedy. You're an Amazing Woman. The BEST of luck Ma'am.