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  • Valentines Slay. - Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official UA-cam channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
    Check out my latest tour info here: www.jimmycarr.com/
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  • @lexxwhite747
    @lexxwhite747 3 місяці тому +72

    Ahhh valentines. The international day of recognition for cupid stunts.

    • @daviddonald9738
      @daviddonald9738 3 місяці тому +1

      Or recto verso! 😅

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras 3 місяці тому

      ​@@daviddonald9738
      Look up
      "Spoonerisms"
      Do u know these peep'ole?
      Wick Dodd
      Killy Sunt
      Rrr
      Ewe
      hitme wooston ?

    • @karensykes7778
      @karensykes7778 3 місяці тому

      ​@@daviddonald9738😂😂❤😂❤😮ui967⁷7😅😅😅

    • @adammm3259
      @adammm3259 3 місяці тому

      This guy actually encouraged people to take the Poke!! The people remember!!!!!

    • @CJ-ft9yo
      @CJ-ft9yo 3 місяці тому

      That took me 3 seconds!

  • @tarekzaghloul8722
    @tarekzaghloul8722 3 місяці тому +52

    Since I've started watching Jimmy, nothing else even compares to the laughs he gives me 😂

    • @PhreekPestilence
      @PhreekPestilence 3 місяці тому

      Bill Burr is solid too mate

    • @jerryjungle5717
      @jerryjungle5717 3 місяці тому +1

      But once you've heard the jokes, you've heard them.
      Once is enough.
      This Wayne Carr 😂
      has milked them dry.

    • @UnholiestJedi
      @UnholiestJedi 3 місяці тому

      What else has he been giving you?

    • @gregkral4467
      @gregkral4467 3 місяці тому

      not even the mirror? hehe, I agree, Jimmy has such a subtle humor.... love all the ..... inuendo, or is it spelled inyourendo.

  • @SubtleSpell
    @SubtleSpell 3 місяці тому +11

    As someone who has recently been broken up with after a long-term relationship, I really appreciate this, Jimmy.

  • @prii_das
    @prii_das 3 місяці тому +13

    I've just spent my valentine's day watching Jimmy. best valentine's day ever !!!

  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat 3 місяці тому +38

    Valentine's Day is fine for couples, but I think there should be a day to celebrate being single too.
    I was thinking maybe Palm Sunday........?

    • @suru2774
      @suru2774 3 місяці тому +4

      😂

    • @dhcgvvchnchb1161
      @dhcgvvchnchb1161 3 місяці тому +4

      Trying to be Jimmy 😂 Good joke

    • @-_James_-
      @-_James_- 3 місяці тому +4

      That's every day, isn't it?

  • @s.o.s.exploration2412
    @s.o.s.exploration2412 3 місяці тому +28

    Jimmy Carr's comedic personality is explained in the very first segment. Seemingly sweet in the beginning, then straight into the sour. Lmao! 😂

    • @jasonnewby4908
      @jasonnewby4908 3 місяці тому +1

      He's like a walking Sour Patch Kids commercial

  • @DabeJim
    @DabeJim 3 місяці тому +6

    Muy oportuno, gracias, Jimmy!

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 3 місяці тому +6

    Canadians like doggy sytle...... so they can both watch the hockey game during.

  • @gongoozleriam9783
    @gongoozleriam9783 3 місяці тому +2

    I want to see you live in America someday. I looked at the tour dates and looks like definitely not this tour, but I’d still love for it to happen in the future.

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 3 місяці тому

    Great collection!

  • @konrad7492
    @konrad7492 3 місяці тому +2

    Thank You Jimmy

  • @mr-gummi
    @mr-gummi 3 місяці тому +2

    Just bought tickets to see you in Portland, can't wait!

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 3 місяці тому +1

    I need a valentines

  • @karinbarger9192
    @karinbarger9192 3 місяці тому +1

    I guess these were all bits and pieces from the past, but as I hadn’t ever seen him other than hosting “8 Out Of 10….”, I absolutely loved this!

  •  3 місяці тому

    Love you Jimmy

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 3 місяці тому

    A bulldog eating mayonnaise 😂

  • @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
    @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 3 місяці тому

    This is going to be so fun to watch on Redbar =D

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 3 місяці тому +2

    Lov jimmy carr jokes 😊

  • @justmathew
    @justmathew 3 місяці тому +1

    "All round the world"... Whilst not a tax haven, Mauritius is still a lovely place to visit...

  • @KrugerFS
    @KrugerFS 3 місяці тому +1

    Why is your show so expensive in South Africa. Keep up the good work Jimmy,

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 3 місяці тому

    Amen

  • @DJF1947
    @DJF1947 3 місяці тому +3

    I long thought that GSOH stood for, 'good salary, own home'. Guess I'm just a cynic.

  • @carrigancooper9562
    @carrigancooper9562 3 місяці тому +6

    Jimmy Carr is amazing at reading cards to the audience

    • @shaunrobertson1064
      @shaunrobertson1064 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah. But most of it is sharp responses and a few are set ups. Does it matter. He is smart as fork.

    • @teresatv9209
      @teresatv9209 3 місяці тому

      Just go away then sad sack!

  • @AudriaOdom-fr2zs
    @AudriaOdom-fr2zs 3 місяці тому +1

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣😂☠🔥 yep, you got the jokes🤗💛🤣😂☠🔥👏👏👏👏👏

  • @SadDrake13
    @SadDrake13 3 місяці тому

    Distraction is such a better show than Sex and the City! Good onya, Channel 4!👍👍👍

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 3 місяці тому +1

    That's
    What
    They're
    For
    🤯😵‍💫😵

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 3 місяці тому

    I've been single since I left California

  • @barryjacobs8524
    @barryjacobs8524 2 місяці тому

    He’s great isn’t he. 😊

  • @xAlLeNt21
    @xAlLeNt21 3 місяці тому +1

    seeing Jimmy's progression over the years makes me wonder if coke is as bad as my school teachers say

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 3 місяці тому

    Gargle

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 3 місяці тому

    Now im las vegas waiting to be abducted by my cult

  • @terryallan235
    @terryallan235 3 місяці тому

    Agreed. I'll watch Jimmy over a thick steak with the fat on.

  • @harper7509
    @harper7509 3 місяці тому

    You're gonna give back what you stole too

  • @cas5936
    @cas5936 3 місяці тому +2

    He speaks so fast and with the accent...sometimes it's hard to understand him...my bad.😂

    • @keepitreal1547
      @keepitreal1547 3 місяці тому +2

      It's because he's British & speaks real English.

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 3 місяці тому

    9:15~9:21
    That's an accomplishment
    And a horrible image

  • @user-yc9pj4dy6k
    @user-yc9pj4dy6k 3 місяці тому

    I miss my real baby daddy's

  • @user-mk1es1ok7x
    @user-mk1es1ok7x 3 місяці тому +1

    Sometimes I feel a bit like a bell end

  • @simonrodgers8902
    @simonrodgers8902 2 місяці тому

    Did anyone call the number for the incurable romantic?

  • @AQUASURF
    @AQUASURF 3 місяці тому

    Jimmy if you read this... You look ill mate and many people including myself are concerned you are actually ok. Wishing you all the best mate with whatever you may be going through.

    • @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273
      @planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273 3 місяці тому

      All the jimmy carr valentine clips are from years ago. Hes been open about having surgery recently. Ive seen recent podcast interviews and he looks great.

    • @kirstenweir633
      @kirstenweir633 3 місяці тому

      a lot of these are old and whether it's old or new he doesn't look ill. He's had a little surgery which he's openly talked about and he's lost weight which again he has talked about (like when he said about adding more grey to porridge)

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 3 місяці тому

    wonder if anyone still uses the clapper to switch on their lights. Bet sex in that room makes it look kinda haunted.

  • @russ8544
    @russ8544 3 місяці тому +7

    Jimmy "anti woke" Carr is a breath of fresh air, met him in St Tropez a few years ago with his partner, sat around the marina, they appeared at peace with the world, and he was totally approachable, and a true gent.
    Let's make sure that Jimmy is protected by the British public, we need more like him.

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 3 місяці тому

    Spiderman

  • @josephrankin9406
    @josephrankin9406 3 місяці тому +1

    ...Shake it about a bit and I'll tell you...

  • @moron821
    @moron821 3 місяці тому

    yeah well done reusing all thisold stuff

  • @user-dj7lm9dn1k
    @user-dj7lm9dn1k 3 місяці тому

    Write some new material already !

  • @fromalandfarfaraway4192
    @fromalandfarfaraway4192 3 місяці тому

    I enjoy Jimmy’s humor, but new content would be nice.

  • @suru2774
    @suru2774 3 місяці тому

    3rd comment

  • @ScienceSupersedesFaith
    @ScienceSupersedesFaith 3 місяці тому +97

    In this annoyingly woke-vegan world we need people like Jimmy!

    • @meht43-BringitBadger
      @meht43-BringitBadger 3 місяці тому

      Clown alert activated

    • @30daymissionman
      @30daymissionman 3 місяці тому +36

      So you are pro animal abuse ?

    • @heypachalive
      @heypachalive 3 місяці тому +48

      don’t forget about conservative and religious snowflakes who try to cancel every other person that takes the piss.
      comedy, as jimmy has said, takes the big scary thing and puts it on the ground for all to laugh at.
      this is often the status quo and long-standing institutions - and those who align with more traditional lines of thought often find themselves the subject of ridicule and lash out at anything they perceive as novel or progressive.

    • @478AB92
      @478AB92 3 місяці тому +13

      I'm vegan but not woke

    • @markdudnyk5779
      @markdudnyk5779 3 місяці тому +30

      I mean, Jimmy is pretty much a liberal

  • @dave-huston-dublin
    @dave-huston-dublin 3 місяці тому

    Will he now apologise to the vaccine injured.

  • @MadHatter91
    @MadHatter91 3 місяці тому

    Is it just me but the girl who said is it in yet have a big nose.....

  • @orriblecol6587
    @orriblecol6587 3 місяці тому

    me and my partner went and saw jimmy live and was disappointed did not even do his signature laugh will never pay to see him again