"Bars Are Adult Playgrounds" - Jim Gaffigan (Obsessed)
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- Опубліковано 19 лют 2020
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - Комедії
"This'll cure my normal behavior." 🤣🤣🤣
Hey dear💛 hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe
I'm doing good can't complain either thanks for asking.. Hope everything is going well with you ?
@@marthadavisellerbe5333 thanks Martha. Same to you.
@@JakeSmith-ux1xk it..ok
@@JakeSmith-ux1xk can i have you number so if you have anything to ask
“I came here to read a novel!” That was hilarious 😂😂😂
Whenever he does that voice it doesnt matter what he says its funny
Keep up the great comedy Jim!
Graffiti in a bar toilet... I read once... "Don't beam me up now Scottie, I'm having a shil" but the last letter was just a continuous line right up the wall lol xxx
I know this was a while ago but that's the funniest comment I've read in a while.
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Lol 👌
Jim literally nails all life situations in an absolutely hilarious and accurate way.
Female bartender line was spot on sir! They really do call you honey! Lol. Another great bit Jim. Thanks for the laughs!
Former bartender here, this had me cracking up with it’s accuracy 😂
When has Jim ever been in a ladies restroom at a bar? He nailed it, lol! Especially in nightclubs...always some girl in the bathroom, drunk-crying over something/someone and strangers circling around drunk-comforting her, lol! 🤣 🤣
I can listen to his stuff over and over.... still laugh at it.
Yes!!!! He's right up there with Bill Burr 🥰
Hey dear🥰
hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe
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"I didn't WANT to be drunk in public! I wanted to be drunk in the bar, and they THREW me out into public!"
Are you the one they call ... "Tater Salad?"
I don’t know how many of them it would take to throw me out, but I knew how many they were gonna use
@@Tonyhouse1168 OVERKILL!!
This is the most TRUE description of drunks I've ever heard! These are the reasons why I avoid bars! "This will cure my normal behavior."
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It's only funny 'cause it's true.
I bartend and I’ve shared this with every person I know in the industry 😂😂😂 HES JUST NOT WRONG 😂😂😂 The attempt to make eye contact and playing it cool like people just love lines got me 🤣😂🤣😂
I want an actual adult playground. One with slides and trampolines and ball pits and mazes.
And paintball guns.
That would be a blast
Instead of a snow cone vendor there's a margarita truck.
And hookers, and blackjack...
Gold Spike in Vegas
This guy is always hilarious. So underrated as a comedian and not as popular as he should be
I’ve worked in several bars and this had me dying lol
My favorite comedian. The voices put you in a league all your own.
“a birthday card with $2 in it” 😂😂
How does he not have more subscribers? One of the most tasteful no profanity or extremely vulgar comedians out there. Tough to sell without those but Mr. Gaffigan does it flawlessly.
Because he is clean.
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@@vacool9421 & he is hilarious ! "
Watching a him just dig deeper and deeper into everyday normalcy of a bar and/or drinking is truly genius how he can manage to trim all the fat and just keep digging out hilarious things about everyday mundane things. Gaffigan is a genius
I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings reading a book about how we evolved from plants. Had ten pints. Tossed the book in the road.
LoOL
That's like 70 bucks American. Kudos my good man.
Lol 😂😂
Lmao!!
Good on ya mate. Well deserved for said piece o trash 👍
"no one gets hammered and then says im gonna go build low income housing."
me at 2am: hold my pabst
You get hammered on PBR?
I was in the women’s rest room in a store once reading the wall, you know while I was there. And it was so upbuilding. Lol. Seriously someone wrote that they were ugly and about 20 people replied with encouragement and love. I was like, “no way this happens in the mens room.”
Nope
Not one bit
Nope. Men's room graffiti is all about sex and racism.
Jim's observations of the bar scene is second to none. The idiotic behaviors and rituals, the posing and positioning by the staff.
I used to hang at this place that had pool tables, dance floor, a quiet half, the whole shebang. I was there like 2 or 3 times a month and got to know the owners pretty good. (2 sisters). They ran out of coke one night and I ran out and grabbed them a case or two. I fixed stuff around the bar for them.
So one time the place was packed, the bar had like 5 people deep. I walked up for a coke and she saw me and poured me a coke right away and people looked at me like wtf?
One guy said to me "what makes YOU so special"?
I said "she's hot for my bod" lololol
Che 🤣
Mo
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Curing "normal" behavior was the best line! "normal" is boring or undefinable depending on how you look at it
Stunning how much truth there is in this bit! 😂😂😂
Jim, you're the truth!
“Only thing I like about being alive. Only
funny cuz it’s true!” While freakin hilarious it is an observation of truth for some people. I remain impressed with your ability to share these insights without unneeded shaming and judgment. Well said, sir, well said.
Jim is the king of clean comedy. My sweetheart and I are frequent stand up comedy goers have spent time listening to some fringe performances on some slippery subjects....this will never happen with Jim’s performance.
I only wished he wasn’t so popular because his show here in Orlando was sold out soo fast I missed it 😡 😀
Who's Jeff?
I also really like Jeff.
Mary O Jeff Guffigan, the chameleon
Jeff Jimmigant is my favourite too
I fixed it!!!
I only wish all you guys met this Jeff I was talking with yesterday.
Lol
Love you Jim! Been watching you since your Comedy Central Presents special before Beyond the Pale. Introduced you to my family (my mom is hooked! 😄). Thank you for the years of laughter!
Wow! Thank you 🙏🏼
The only part I like about being alive 🤣🤣🤣
That is the best subscribe pitch ever made.
I know!!! I couldn't resist subscribing 🥰✌ I love Jim 😎
@@adorable3817 It's not him, it's me. I have subscribe issues.
I was literally taking a sip of beer as soon as I clicked on the video when he said drinking wasn't the answer.
Alcohol is a solution..
Let that be a lesson to you.
Actually it does lower your immune system, so maybe during this time, go easy/light...?
Maurice Baxter Jr He never ever said what the question was.
A lot of love from a former new yorker living in Belize.
A birthday card with two dollars in it. Classic
You are right. There is never a good time to drink a shot.
It's kind of just hitting the FF button on the remote so you can catch up to where your friends are at when you show up late. Or for those of us with stoopid high tolerances who literally can't even get a buzz drinking at a normal, civilized pace.
@@2WhiteAndNerdy Exactly, I will only resort to shots if i feel the alcohol has been "watered down" LOL
"I got wasted last night and went out and built some low income housing!" Lol...
That was a well crafted line.
I got wasted and lived in low income.....executive meetings of the Red Cross !
Really fun and insightful standup. It's very different and amazing to see funny standup without any profanity.
I’ve been listening to this guy since I was like 8 and he is still the funniest man on Earth
Translates everywhere every bar....😂🤣 At 2AM
One of my favourite Jim Gaffigan videos. Self isolation in Ireland is crap but this has cheered me up. Hopefully when this is over you're back over here on tour. Best wishes to the Gaffigan Clan
Greetings from New Iberia, Louisiana USA; you will survive; hopefully.. LoL 👈✌
Disaster relief from the Red Cross...triage unit; this bit cracks me up. Will always watch it in full.
"No one's ever drank a shot and then done something they're proud of." Definitely not me. LOL
@@ryanteel6049 adds aa!
i was proud of girls i got with, till i woke up
Nope 🤣🤣. I had the worst hangover the day after a wedding. It was an open bar that included old fashioned shots.
Once saw a condom machine in a bar restroom with the message scratched on it "this gum tastes rubbery" LOL
Lol! I was in a 7-11 bathroom and management had that sign over the sink - "Do not flush sanitary napkins down the toilet" and below that in small print someone wrote "they clog the chili machine!"
"I'd rather babysit ten 2 year olds, than the two of you."
It's the line I remember most about that night. I know we were doing shots & closed the VFW.
"HOT POCKETSSSSS"
Yes👍
Stop bullying Jeff.
Hot pocket for breakfast. Hot pocket for lunch. Dead by dinner!
Someone always offers to buy you a shot. No one ever offers to buy you a HOT POCKETTTTT
you're a really funny guy... only one of the few comedians I can tolerate watching... :D
Him and George Carlin are my go-to comedians. Both my favorite
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland I sure miss ole common sense George. Can you just imagine the material he'd have today 😂🤣😂😂😉
Jim, You are someone I like to laugh with, and your face is welcome in my home. .... My daughter does not understand why I have his picture in a frame on my refrigerator, mom why is Gaffigan on your refrigerator??? Because he just is!
The bars with all the games fit this description PERFECTLY. A go-to for my friends and I is a bar that has pool tables, arcade games, darts, a giant 4 foot tall Connect Four, those huge Jenga blocks and probably a half dozen other things I can't think of right now.
It truly does become an adult play room after about midnight and on
I was working at a bar one time, playing dominoes with this regular customer I was sleeping with when it wasn't crowded. The dominoes part was kinda fun, but the real adult playground bit took place at her house afterwards.
They should start serving Hot Pockets at bars. They could do a jalapeno cheese Hot Pocked, a shot of Fireball and a stout! Call it the "Gaffigan". Thanks for the business your about to have diarrhea! ....here take this sharpie to the restroom and write something inspiring.......
This..is *genius*
🎶 Flush Pocket🎵
I don't want to say bitchy because that would describe them perfectly
Love me some JG. At the end he kinda looks like he could be a close relative of "Dwight Schrute"😂
Love me some Jim Gaffigan! Even the reuploads 😊
I moved the relationship to subscribe years ago. Have never been disappointed.👍
So hilarious everytime!!
This one is my favorite. Jim you may not realize it, but your a genius.
You are the best Jim 😍😍😍
“We need more chocolate”
Bacon shots!
Always enjoy hearing Jim's stand up stuff, his comments on Sunday Morning CBS, and the things he adds with letting us watch what his kids are up to, like their critiques of eating a 'Hot Pocket' and such....Brilliant.....Keep it up Jim!!
This dude can literally do an entire skit on bacon and still be hilarious
Jim you are a gem.
I love this guy. So funny
You rock! Soooooooo funny. Always!
Jim! You're thee best! Made this covid crap better! God bless you abundantly and your beautiful family!!
Great Comedian
Finally you have tour dates in South Carolina...See you in Greenville favorite comedian of all time.
I'm glad I saw your post. I'll be there for sure.
If this isn't Mr. Gaffigan's most realistic routine, I don't know what is.
Hahaha so good...
I love the his alter ego aka voice of reason aka some old lady that hates him but makes the show
Feel weird watching Gaffigan at 2am in a bar? How about on twenty tvs in a cornershop display window? No? How about on someone elses laptop over their shoulder? Huh? Yeah you! Quit lookin!
This is hilarious! Thank you, Jim! You're awesome!
Jimgaffigan ....umm FOOOOD!!!!!!
always a relief from the hell, thanks jimmy
Such great material
Me and my brother have been watching you since Mr. Universe, love your work you make me laugh so much it hurts every time. Keep sending your stuff out it's great
Love your comedy Jim. You are awesome!
Needed a good laugh tonight, thank you!
I wanna get a drink with Jim
Who else is here for coronavirus relief?
me!
Me too.
James R Me!
Yup
James R yup and 4 weeks after your comment still locked down with 2 more official weeks to go, most likely 1 more month👏👏👏
Obsessed is his best comedy special ever imo lol
Love him. Never change. ❤
Jim I think you’re becoming my favorite comedian. I know that’s a lot of pressure. Doing great bud
One dislike from a bitter drunk 😂
We've got so much in common, we should chat!
2-22-2020 (Some twos for ya.) Irish joke: "An Irishman walks out of a bar."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Well, more like thrown out.
Great great great routine, because as you said.... it's all true. Thank you
I feel like we've met...in AA perhaps? Ha!
The whole "writing stuff on the bathroom stalls" in bars? It's also in bowling alleys and every single middle school out there. That's probably where those guys in the bars learned it.
"she was my bess frannnnnnd"
Came here to read a novel....
Love you. 🤣. You are soooo funny.
"This is the only thing I like about being alive." 🤣
I love your humor. Earlier today I watched a movie with you in it. Light from light. Wow, I was blown away to see that you're an excellent dramatic actor too. You're amazing, dude! Cheers from B.C. Canada. 👏👏
You're one of the best right now man.
I love Jim my dad got me started watching his shows!!
I don’t drink but I understand now why some people do.
You are right. I was ready
Simple observation comedy is brilliant
This is like eulogy for being able to go to the pub
Thank you for great content and one of the best to ever take the stage.
I love his comedy and style
Love me some Jim 😀😁😂😂😂