Reacting to Tiktok's Awful Cooking Hacks

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  • @kd8663
    @kd8663 3 роки тому +1826

    "You ever been to like, a Coldstone Creamery?" She asks as she wields two enormous steel putty knives from Home Depot.

    • @gloglee7463
      @gloglee7463 3 роки тому +25

      bestie i love that pfp

    • @kd8663
      @kd8663 3 роки тому +26

      @@gloglee7463 oh my Goooooooooooooooood
      Thank you.

    • @mike60y
      @mike60y 3 роки тому +48

      What next? Cooking out of a cemet mixer? 🙈🙉

    • @MeganEatsSocksRight
      @MeganEatsSocksRight 3 роки тому +44

      @@mike60y please dont give them ideas

    • @AllHailSp00nRiver
      @AllHailSp00nRiver 3 роки тому +5

      I would do a lot of the steps, but use a jelly roll pan as the mixing surface.
      I just saw what she did with the chips. Nope. Not that.

  • @GJPeep
    @GJPeep 3 роки тому +3685

    the way she could have simply used a bowl and a spoon to make an identical nacho mixture but she chose unforgivable violence instead

    • @AnimalLover101195
      @AnimalLover101195 3 роки тому +159

      the literal definition of she "woke up and chose violence."

    • @gaming1zanagi-1999
      @gaming1zanagi-1999 3 роки тому +14

      Ikr?

    • @EldritchCow
      @EldritchCow 3 роки тому +46

      And wasted SO MUCH FOOD

    • @luluewhite
      @luluewhite 2 роки тому +67

      I hate to be the one to share this info, but I've heard that hot girls making messy food on counters is a softcore genre

    • @dragonqueen9452
      @dragonqueen9452 2 роки тому +35

      @@luluewhite ya I heard that's a fetish of all things

  • @littlegreencap28
    @littlegreencap28 3 роки тому +2203

    The way I howled when Jarvis casually said “coke was my drug of choice”

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +177

      That was the best case of accidental comedy I've ever seen

    • @okay-oliver
      @okay-oliver Рік тому +8

      I DIED

  • @RyuuNoGin
    @RyuuNoGin 3 роки тому +4122

    At LEAST the ramen guy knew he was being chaotic and wasn't trying to present it as anything but

    • @prachisaini1
      @prachisaini1 3 роки тому +98

      Nope he was PREGGO 🤣🤣...., That a radioactive dish only suited for such cravings.

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft 3 роки тому +63

      I love him sm lmfao Gabe's so cute, i've been following his tiktok for like a year lol

    • @shaynanewman9028
      @shaynanewman9028 3 роки тому +54

      Gabe is fantastic lmao, he was one of the first tiktokers ive ever followed

    • @bakerdarcy6001
      @bakerdarcy6001 3 роки тому +148

      also in his defense he used a juice monster which is made with actual fruit juice and concentrate, so it prolly turned out a little bit better than the ramen jarvis made with the og monster, which is disgusting on its own anyways.

    • @thealtpandapng
      @thealtpandapng 2 роки тому +44

      @@bakerdarcy6001 yeah. Also one thing about Mango Loco is that it doesn’t have an aftertaste while OG monster does so it’s possible that the aftertaste got like 10x worse after being boiled.

  • @elipeeli
    @elipeeli 3 роки тому +3381

    the amount of distress i felt seeing that person spread the nacho cheese on their bare counter and continue to do gross things with their demonic nacho creation was astronomical

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 3 роки тому +119

      i could just feel the texture of that through the screen and im u n c o m f y

    • @fakebob9591
      @fakebob9591 3 роки тому +57

      * c r u n c h *

    • @OdessaPNG
      @OdessaPNG 3 роки тому +22

      The cook in me is in pain

    • @thanktwig4894
      @thanktwig4894 3 роки тому +82

      I think what distresses me the most is that the ingredients for good nachos were there, but this is what they chose to do with them. They ruined perfectly good nacho ingredients to create that nightmare cone

    • @charcoal8
      @charcoal8 3 роки тому +30

      I particularly disliked the mixing food with paint scrapers

  • @raha8398
    @raha8398 3 роки тому +432

    “what kind of demonic hibachi grill is this” is probably my new favorite quote

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 3 роки тому +3231

    Frame one and I'm already appalled. Truely living up to the "Thanks... I hate it." ideal

    • @egh__
      @egh__ 3 роки тому +15

      Random verified dude I don’t know hello

    • @SJMan2022
      @SJMan2022 3 роки тому +5

      hello fellow gamer

    • @blevination
      @blevination 3 роки тому +3

      Crunchy munchy

    • @TheMasonfrom3R
      @TheMasonfrom3R 3 роки тому +7

      Oh cool, DPad watches Jarvis!

    • @marmar6_688
      @marmar6_688 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @hannahkozlovic1715
    @hannahkozlovic1715 3 роки тому +3473

    the nacho lady struck a level of fear, disgust, and sadness into my heart that i was not prepared for today.

    • @charcoal8
      @charcoal8 3 роки тому +47

      It's gonna haunt my dreams forever

    • @sarahgs_
      @sarahgs_ 3 роки тому +66

      My question is why couldn’t she do all that in a big bowl? 😭😭😭 or even a pan????

    • @hannahkozlovic1715
      @hannahkozlovic1715 3 роки тому +40

      @@sarahgs_ yeah, the end of that really confused me. why were there so many unnecessary steps? if she was just gonna mix it all together, why put it all over the counter and bother spreading all the toppings out evenly on it in the first place? I DONT UNDERSTAND

    • @Alexis_Nemesis189
      @Alexis_Nemesis189 3 роки тому +21

      It made me gag and I was not prepared to do that today. Send her to food jail for her crimes.

    • @lili.-.9243
      @lili.-.9243 3 роки тому +8

      like DO IT IN A BOWL THEN. whats the difference.

  • @mimiikkyu
    @mimiikkyu 3 роки тому +1164

    my ex was obsessed with making monster ramen and would eat it for multiple meals a day multiple days a week... this was in like 2016 so i guess she was ahead of her time

    • @kat4923
      @kat4923 3 роки тому +216

      And I guess that's also why she's an ex? lol

    • @casadastraphobia
      @casadastraphobia 2 роки тому +165

      I'm physically incapable of believing this ❤ I don't care if its true ❤ no its not ❤ please

    • @mudbucket1354
      @mudbucket1354 2 роки тому +52

      i would be scared of her

    • @livb1657
      @livb1657 2 роки тому +5

      @@casadastraphobia LMFAO

    • @Viranical
      @Viranical 2 роки тому +56

      Sapphics are built different

  • @markdotinc8371
    @markdotinc8371 3 роки тому +2190

    Homegirl literally used her counter for the sole express purpose of mixing nacho cheese with paint scrapers

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 3 роки тому +141

      Imagine she's like searching for houses and she's like "If it doesn't have a huge counter to spread nacho cheese on it's a deal-breaker"

    • @methdrinkerr
      @methdrinkerr 3 роки тому +1

      U mean putty knives? lol

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 2 роки тому +5

      You mean Rolled icecream rollers?

    • @methdrinkerr
      @methdrinkerr 2 роки тому +1

      @@inkystars19 lmao

    • @RaeneTheFaerie
      @RaeneTheFaerie 2 роки тому

      @@methdrinkerr Aren't they also similar to okonomiyaki spatulas, as well?

  • @krisg669
    @krisg669 3 роки тому +1838

    The chip lady went through about 18 cameramen before she found someone on craigslist that was apathetic enough not to stop her.

    • @LuckyWhat
      @LuckyWhat 3 роки тому +94

      i bet she gave up on craigslist and found this guy on reddit for *free*

    • @tsundor1
      @tsundor1 3 роки тому +67

      i read cameramen as champagne for some reason and i didn't even question it. like "yeah makes sense. no sober person would do this"

    • @cassuttustshirt4949
      @cassuttustshirt4949 3 роки тому +22

      @@tsundor1 Hahaha! Even blind, stinking, blackout drunk I would not do this. And by that I mean do the 'recipe' or film it. Unless I got paid me in more whiskey so I would be forever oblivious to what horrors I did/filmed for UA-cam. Give me some Xanax or Valium or something, too.

    • @Birdsarefake114
      @Birdsarefake114 3 роки тому +8

      @@cassuttustshirt4949 I'm not gonna lie this is something I'd do drunk, I've done worse to my kitchen.

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 3 роки тому

      @@tsundor1 sounds something i would do

  • @Miipmiip
    @Miipmiip 3 роки тому +369

    "coke was my drug of choice" he said, in a wholesome voice

  • @kaylamarie6878
    @kaylamarie6878 3 роки тому +1376

    Screaming WHYYYYY at the nacho sauce beginning, screaming NOOOOO as she smears it around, by the time she starts throwing shit onto the cheesy counter I'm crying. And as she took her home depot plaster repair spatulas I could feel my soul as it got ready to physically yeet itself from its human form.

    • @treceh
      @treceh 3 роки тому +105

      I love that she legit could have put all this into a giant bowl and wasted substantially less food with much easier clean up and made it more sanitary. Maybe still inedible, sure; but wow, what an upsetting tutorial.

    • @randomuserwitharandomname6183
      @randomuserwitharandomname6183 3 роки тому +23

      I'm glad that we, Jarvis' clowns, got to experience this together. We have ascended.

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 3 роки тому +4

      Glad I'm not alone!

  • @brinncognito
    @brinncognito 3 роки тому +620

    the inventors of tiktok recipes have definitely never actually eaten food before

  • @salem4758
    @salem4758 3 роки тому +234

    Honestly, what makes me the most mad about the nacho cheese counter one is that you have to sacrifice a nicely clean counter just to mix it all up into an even piece of straight-up mush lol

    • @sherifflasso
      @sherifflasso 3 роки тому +11

      Right, like I feel bad for whoever had to clean this up 😭

  • @sasharoper1282
    @sasharoper1282 3 роки тому +261

    These feel like when youre a kid and you're in the yard making a mudpie and you're talking through the process even though you're alone just messing around with mud

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 3 роки тому +10

      THIS WAS ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WITH MY FRIENDS IM SCREAMING

  • @BarghestHWL
    @BarghestHWL 3 роки тому +892

    i'm completely convinced the nacho one was somehow a fetish. there's no other explanation for her just smearing that cheese while speaking in that tone of voice

    • @laurengrace5017
      @laurengrace5017 3 роки тому +183

      100 percent yes, I was looking for this comment. Like the white shirt, the disregard for how nasty everything was, etc. No way that it wasn't for a fetish.

    • @nocturnalnewsie
      @nocturnalnewsie 3 роки тому +121

      On tumblr there was a video of making toilet slushies/or some kind of drink thing with ice idk I watched 10 seconds and I scrolled passed it pretty quickly since I was like no not again but I THINK it was the same person so yeah I'm almost sure it is a fetish

    • @siukong
      @siukong 3 роки тому +2

      @@nocturnalnewsie You reminded me of this abomination: ua-cam.com/video/vI7gNJxbfiM/v-deo.html

    • @dragonqueen9452
      @dragonqueen9452 2 роки тому +52

      It is 100% a fetish

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 2 роки тому +51

      Oh god I know that video. Like they filled a toilet with so much ice cream and gummy bears/worms, then fill the tank with god who knows what drink (energy drinks???? Juice?) and they flush it to “mix the drink”. Like i know they didnt eat all that even though they ate like a cup of it. I dont mind weird videos like that, but holy shit thats a lot of wasted good food.

  • @lucasduque8289
    @lucasduque8289 3 роки тому +227

    "I put the jalapeños for spice" what a creative way to use pepper.

  • @ashnaludwig5496
    @ashnaludwig5496 3 роки тому +4163

    I think the worst part of the counter nachos that nobody talks about is just that all of the ingredients are, like... Either cold or room temperature. Nachos are suppose to be a warm food, with melty cheese...? Like imagine ruining your kitchen counter to eat cold, tepid, canned nacho cheese sauce and ground beef... Best nachos ever my ass.

    • @LaurLoVideo
      @LaurLoVideo 3 роки тому +178

      YESSS that’s what was bothering me so much!!

    • @after_its_gone
      @after_its_gone 3 роки тому +317

      Bro and they were eating just raw jalapenos and she used jalapeno juice as flavoring and shredded cheese. And the beans are cold. Like what????

    • @elbowsbuns1896
      @elbowsbuns1896 3 роки тому +360

      @@after_its_gone the heat from her demonic nacho ritual helps warm it up

    • @mrs.ack3rman
      @mrs.ack3rman 3 роки тому +82

      YES precisely what I was thinking who wants unmelted cheddar cheese like??!

    • @TheOctavian316
      @TheOctavian316 3 роки тому +87

      They're doing it to make people mad, right? RIGHT?! Please, for the love of nachos, someone tell me they're just doing it to wind us up.. :/

  • @Rowlerdoe
    @Rowlerdoe 3 роки тому +493

    "how much crack we cooking" "coke was my drug of choice in college" - Jarvis Johnson 2021

  • @ericmabry1752
    @ericmabry1752 3 роки тому +83

    "What are you going to do with the ice cream scoop?"
    That was like the only question you could ask that would get an obvious answer

  • @nikkio00
    @nikkio00 3 роки тому +2500

    Watching that woman smear around nacho cheese with her bare hands broke me.

    • @Bronnenheim
      @Bronnenheim 3 роки тому +55

      That one is the best. It's a satire of all the Tik tok cooking videos.

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 3 роки тому +53

      She’s also made fruit punch in a toilet bowl

    • @diannaseboe9621
      @diannaseboe9621 3 роки тому +75

      Oh thank goodness its satire , I heard that is was...uh....Spicy...Content

    • @Happytravellerkimmy
      @Happytravellerkimmy 3 роки тому +10

      I'm assuming there was some herb that was involved in the original recipe creation.

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 3 роки тому +16

      She’s done several in the same vein. The spaghetti sauce on the bare counter with meatballs and spaghetti just thrown on top was too much for me to take.

  • @NateAlyn
    @NateAlyn 3 роки тому +2828

    I live for that “GOOOOOLLLLD” vocal effect in the background every time he mentions this is the premium channel lmao

    • @aidanabbott3686
      @aidanabbott3686 3 роки тому +88

      It’s from the movie “Austin Powers in Goldmember” if you wanna watch it independently lol

    • @ellagrace1996
      @ellagrace1996 3 роки тому +4

      It’s my favorite!

    • @Greatchipmasta12
      @Greatchipmasta12 3 роки тому +5

      I have to sing along 😂

    • @NateAlyn
      @NateAlyn 3 роки тому +18

      @@aidanabbott3686 that is a classic movie! Thank you

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 3 роки тому +33

      @@aidanabbott3686 WAIT REALLY I thought it was Jarvis lmao

  • @gayhorse4779
    @gayhorse4779 3 роки тому +110

    Last year my English teacher told my class while we could make ramen with Gatorade, he would highly caution against it.

  • @oops383
    @oops383 3 роки тому +3024

    Imagine a teen seeing the nacho hack and saying “mom/ dad im making dinner tonight! I want to try a recipe”

    • @emmaball2905
      @emmaball2905 3 роки тому +46

      Honestly that teens mum would kill them

    • @0placeholder0
      @0placeholder0 3 роки тому +61

      My mom loved the Crack chicken I made

    • @jessetreadway5249
      @jessetreadway5249 3 роки тому +38

      Kicked out. Make this recipe down at the soup kitchen.

    • @almogazoulay4454
      @almogazoulay4454 3 роки тому +77

      you are laughing, but my little sister makes nasty Tick Tock recipes and ruins my taste buds

    • @DhahKhari
      @DhahKhari 3 роки тому +44

      @@almogazoulay4454 rip, you will be missed soldier

  • @nothankyou7729
    @nothankyou7729 3 роки тому +507

    when she started crushing the chips into the cheese i went "oh my god" out loud. i don't think any cooking video has given me that kind of natural disgust

    • @charcoal8
      @charcoal8 3 роки тому +14

      It's the antithesis of Mukbang

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 3 роки тому +4

      She should be arrested for crimes against humanity.

    • @xorvictia
      @xorvictia 3 роки тому +8

      The amount of times I said “nooo” and “WHYYYY” out loud in my empty room bc I was so repulsed was just. Too many. Also, I literally had to pause as my head rolled back and I was like, “OH MY GOD SHE HASNT EVEN WASHED HER HANDS THERES STILL CHEESE ON THEM”

    • @LaurenT3G
      @LaurenT3G 2 роки тому +1

      @@xorvictia NO LITERALLY-- with every horrible addition to this nacho "recipe" from hell, I just kept screeching "NO WHAT WHY"

  • @premier_leaf1163
    @premier_leaf1163 3 роки тому +49

    11:36 him saying he cooked ramen aldente is the equivalent of walking into an Italian resturaunt then eating and calling the food bueno

  • @paeden2915
    @paeden2915 3 роки тому +912

    i admire the courage of that nacho woman. wearing a white shirt while doing that really was bold.

    • @kshitijkumar4081
      @kshitijkumar4081 3 роки тому +7

      That was the only bold thing you could think of in that clip??

    • @paeden2915
      @paeden2915 3 роки тому +32

      @@kshitijkumar4081 the fact that i have five younger siblings has desensetized me to weird food shit

    • @fia3404
      @fia3404 3 роки тому +4

      oh please, she smooshed and crushed that with her bare hands...THAT LADY NEEDS THERAPY

    • @paeden2915
      @paeden2915 3 роки тому +4

      @@fia3404 idk, therapy's a little far. maybe a stress toy or something tho lol.

    • @kshitijkumar4081
      @kshitijkumar4081 3 роки тому +1

      @@paeden2915 yeah Iknow what you mean. I too have a lot of siblings, but they don't create this much of a mess.

  • @Kika3939
    @Kika3939 3 роки тому +722

    “I’m adding taco seasoning because this isn’t enough spice” THE SPICE IS NOT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS RECIPE MADAM!!!!!

    • @theblueskyandrainbow
      @theblueskyandrainbow 3 роки тому +19

      i'm hearing gordon ramsay's voice reading this for some reason...

  • @jupiterzombies
    @jupiterzombies 3 роки тому +47

    "coke was my drug of choice--NO, SORRY" is a severly underrated part of this video hahaha

  • @ladygrinningstardust
    @ladygrinningstardust 3 роки тому +741

    I saw the empty counter without a tray and a container of cheese and knew I was about to watch a war crime

    • @gaming1zanagi-1999
      @gaming1zanagi-1999 3 роки тому +17

      I swear if I saw her making a rice based recipe and called it as an asian recipe I would gone died inside and roast her badly when she messed it up

  • @pulak725
    @pulak725 3 роки тому +724

    *Guest:* where's the nachos?
    *Her:* right there on the table
    *Guest:* can I have a plate?
    *Her:* no it's literally on the table

  • @firstpersonwinner7404
    @firstpersonwinner7404 3 роки тому +30

    The thing that bugs me most about nacho lady is like you know that is all a bit. I am pretty sure she doesn't actually believe cold table nacho ice cream cones are a great idea, and she probably threw all that food out immediately after.

  • @rains0return
    @rains0return 3 роки тому +783

    The nacho hack... You just know after the 100th time she does this her counter will be yellow. She scrapes the counter with these spatulas? At one point there will be tiny microscopic scratches that the cheese will sink into and discolor so... She deserves it

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee 3 роки тому +167

      Worse, slight scratches will become a breeding ground for bacteria even after wiping down the counter

    • @rains0return
      @rains0return 3 роки тому +91

      @@Shoulderpads-mcgee totally forgot that lol
      imagine the smell in their kitchen when they do that a a party and sleep in the next day til 4 pm or something, and there's just this pile of shit on the counter

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +89

      This is the only comfort I have. Knowing that at least, in some way, she is paying for her crimes against humanity and food decency

    • @lauriechan1426
      @lauriechan1426 3 роки тому +40

      Yeees!!! At least put down some foil or plastic cling on it, lady!! Or better yet, use a freaking bowl!!

    • @rains0return
      @rains0return 3 роки тому +40

      @@lauriechan1426 also, the fact that she put it on the counter top never had a purpose? Nothing about the hack would have changed had they put it in a baking sheet or something

  • @angstydoodles1101
    @angstydoodles1101 3 роки тому +304

    When she started crunching the tortilla chips, I instantly and violently physically recoiled.

    • @xylielizardfolk
      @xylielizardfolk 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @LowYummy
      @LowYummy 2 роки тому +3

      Every chip she cracked, a Hispanic person felt nauseous

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 3 роки тому +100

    A small part of me died when that lady took a perfectly good nacho topping and used it to make a cone full of soggy nacho scraps. She could have done something good with the things she threw on that table, but she actively chose violence and chaos

  • @mass2321
    @mass2321 3 роки тому +166

    Seeing her hold that spice packet up with her hand still covered in cheese absolutely ruined my day.

  • @doingyamom
    @doingyamom 3 роки тому +282

    “coke was my drug of choice” that absolutely broke me lmao

    • @HonkLoser
      @HonkLoser 3 роки тому +7

      Sounds so bad out of context. lmao

    • @hunny.bee03
      @hunny.bee03 3 роки тому +15

      I lost it when he said that, and the panic in his face after he realized what he said killed me even further

  • @LackRemorseA
    @LackRemorseA 3 роки тому +67

    I watched this while fasting
    I don’t want to break my fast anymore

  • @lud3445
    @lud3445 3 роки тому +528

    Only the "crazy, stressed, almost having a mental breakdown, but you still have so much to do" mindset of a college student on finals explains that last abomination....

    • @NotAGraveRobber
      @NotAGraveRobber 3 роки тому +50

      Look, I'm there rn and I was like, yea this looks like shit but also seems efficient I'd eat it while crying over a paper

    • @therook3008
      @therook3008 3 роки тому +11

      Are y’all ok

    • @foresst
      @foresst 3 роки тому +12

      @@therook3008 no

    • @wardrobewings8000
      @wardrobewings8000 3 роки тому +28

      Reminds me that one time my ex-roommate boiled Monster mixed it with caffeine pills and barricaded himself in his room for 3 days. Med students are a category of its own...

    • @rainylight6268
      @rainylight6268 3 роки тому

      @@NotAGraveRobber Same😣

  • @michaelawesome99
    @michaelawesome99 3 роки тому +152

    that nacho lady made me go through all the stages of grief at once

  • @jesse3391
    @jesse3391 3 роки тому +17

    The food hacks where they're walking you through it like it's a cooking show on tv feel and look as if they're doing a satanic ritual of some kind

  • @awesomedisney3162
    @awesomedisney3162 3 роки тому +2187

    "Coke was my drug of choice"- Javis
    *Realization hits*
    "Coke-Cola, vanilla coke specifically" - Javis one second later

  • @elizabethnaas1785
    @elizabethnaas1785 3 роки тому +1058

    I can’t believe a year ago I wasn’t a Jarvis Johnson _Gold_ member. Coronavirus changes people.

    • @monique7885
      @monique7885 3 роки тому +28

      Welcome fellow gold bar

    • @GrubbyGub
      @GrubbyGub 3 роки тому +29

      Glad to see you’ve converted from non Jarvis Johnson gold to Jarvis Johnson gold

    • @atlvr.444
      @atlvr.444 3 роки тому +1

      I swear

    • @Krill_Phil
      @Krill_Phil 3 роки тому +1

      IKR!

    • @anxie9239
      @anxie9239 3 роки тому

      Omg ur pfp

  • @trduke8347
    @trduke8347 3 роки тому +30

    When she just smashed the chips into it I just broke down laughing.

  • @theawesomeayla
    @theawesomeayla 3 роки тому +807

    Jarvis: I survived tik tok food challenges. Celebrations are in order.
    Me: *clapping*
    Jarvis: it’s also my birthday day so celebrations are definitely in order.
    Me: *clapping intensifies greatly*
    Happy birthday Jarvis!

  • @IamAJoe
    @IamAJoe 3 роки тому +83

    I love how the ice cream scooper was when the guy recording questioned anything.

    • @charcoal8
      @charcoal8 3 роки тому +7

      And it was the dumbest question imaginable, although by that point I was just glad she was using a kitchen utensil for once

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings 3 роки тому +16

    Okay. Closest I have ever come to something of this sort..... the first time I ever smoked pot, my friend and I were hiding out from our parents in the motorhome, we also had the munchies.....the motorhome hadn't been restocked in awhile..... all that was in the cabinets were cans of soda and boxes of cereal. We legit poured mountain dew on some rice crispies and ate a few bites..... we swore it tasted like they were frosted......but you can't trust our judgment, we were high. We would have never considered it otherwise, and NEVER repeated it either.

  • @natalie-3737
    @natalie-3737 3 роки тому +356

    I thought I didn’t have to pay for Gold Channel Jarvis, and yet this video has taken my will to live.

    • @logicbuilder1204
      @logicbuilder1204 3 роки тому +17

      you can take mine, I died while watching this, so I don't need it anymore.

    • @HayLeesHomeMade
      @HayLeesHomeMade 3 роки тому +6

      It is the true price you pay for GOLD

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 3 роки тому +78

    Nacho girl definitely got those "mixers like at cold stone" at a hardware store in the spackle section.

    • @jocornu3291
      @jocornu3291 3 роки тому +4

      I have no idea what any of these words you've strung together mean
      Edit: the fact that English is not my first language probably doesn't help to be fair

    • @fjduucudjdeididi287
      @fjduucudjdeididi287 3 роки тому +2

      @@jocornu3291 you know i totally see that what a jumble of words.
      Coldstone ice cream uses those metal or plastic spreader things to mix flavors and toppings . its thick like gelato ..they can be found at hardware stores for home repairs filling holes or cracks on walls.

    • @jocornu3291
      @jocornu3291 3 роки тому +3

      @@fjduucudjdeididi287 thank you for your help! It's very sweet of you to take the time to help me out! Your username definitely checks out haha! I don't believe we have Coldstone in France so I was just kinda confused ^^
      Have a nice day!

  • @lavishgoblin
    @lavishgoblin 3 роки тому +15

    ive seen the nacho lady video before. and yet im as disgusted, appalled, confused, scared and outraged as i was the first time.

  • @AllThatJas_
    @AllThatJas_ 3 роки тому +211

    I hate every part of the nachos nonsense but for some reason I cannot get over the fact that she didn’t put all of the mince into the nachos.... why was there some left in bowl 😂

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 роки тому +9

      No offense I know it's a regional thing. But it makes me so uncomfy that you called it mince

    • @AllThatJas_
      @AllThatJas_ 3 роки тому +18

      @@annakepes8050 😂 I’m Australian, what do you call it?

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 роки тому +9

      @@AllThatJas_ ground beef or just beef

    • @AllThatJas_
      @AllThatJas_ 3 роки тому +13

      @@annakepes8050 oh yeah fair enough.
      We would call it minced meat and then just mince for short

    • @janet2105
      @janet2105 3 роки тому +30

      Or the fact that she didn’t cook the beef WITH the seasoning and just put it on top

  • @internetpersona3496
    @internetpersona3496 3 роки тому +144

    8:18 “and then you’re gonna get your hands in here like the Neanderthal toddler that you are”

  • @retrobro_
    @retrobro_ 3 роки тому +14

    3:20 "oh NO! Stop it! No!" A great sum up for the world of life hacks

  • @Kai-ty9eu
    @Kai-ty9eu 3 роки тому +219

    I feel like I should apologize that this video was posted on your birthday-
    I'm sorry you had to go though this.

  • @Vexic929
    @Vexic929 3 роки тому +88

    "Coke was my drug of choice--NO" just the look of startled realization lol happy birthday Jarvis!

  • @lilydawson2296
    @lilydawson2296 3 роки тому +32

    Jarvis’s laugh is so contagious- it’s impossible to not laugh watching his videos

  • @chantelledavie4655
    @chantelledavie4655 3 роки тому +84

    I have tics, and one of the triggers for them is hygiene discrepancies, and OH BOY that second video with the TABLE NACHOS just about ended me

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +57

    Yea no the monster ramen screams
    Uni/College student who is on their last straw and is having a mental breakdown induced by their finals.
    And you cannot change my mind. That dude's mind is shattered.

  • @cmm3699
    @cmm3699 3 роки тому +11

    6:26 “tHISsS iIisSs RrrReEaLLyYyy ImMpOorRRtaAnTtt!”
    Girl...why are you shaking that packet of taco seasoning so aggressively???

  • @dare7782
    @dare7782 3 роки тому +157

    God, that nacho one feels like the beginning of a clorox commercial
    (Edited for spelling)

    • @sachimourya1431
      @sachimourya1431 3 роки тому +2

      Yesssss

    • @jacobportman5261
      @jacobportman5261 3 роки тому +3

      God no,i was just thinking of how she’d have to wipe down her counters before filming cuz they’re so shiny and with the sauce spread all over it🤢

  • @mynamesimm
    @mynamesimm 3 роки тому +162

    The way she spread that cheese, I remained strong until I saw her use both hands and smash the chips in, I’m broken now like SHE DIDNT EVEN WASH HER HANDS AFTER

    • @spaghettimist
      @spaghettimist 3 роки тому +6

      and she probably didn't before either...

    • @lauriechan1426
      @lauriechan1426 3 роки тому +6

      No...part of the fun is licking your arms and fingers, like when you are eating ribs or wings, but way worse, bc it's cold congealed cheese with soggy toppings 😆😆

    • @LaurenT3G
      @LaurenT3G 2 роки тому

      More respect to you, I just kept screaming "NO WTF" with every step in that awful "recipe"

  • @umnah1955
    @umnah1955 3 роки тому +9

    The way Jarvis keeps showing us his bandaid… i love it idk if it was intentional but it seems he’s proud of his bandaid

  • @wndr1214
    @wndr1214 3 роки тому +727

    Jarvis is so brave sharing about his past addiction to coke👏

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 3 роки тому +61

      We were all in college once and had a dorm mini fridge full of coke

    • @doodledevore7745
      @doodledevore7745 3 роки тому +42

      @@thelexicon7294 I was more of a monster ramen person, and just inhaled the vapors, but coke was pretty good.

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 3 роки тому +11

      @@doodledevore7745 Aaah, Monster ramen. That student diet staple. Good times.

    • @kazekai8
      @kazekai8 3 роки тому +8

      I haven't had any soda since I was 16 lol The boba addiction on the other hand ummm

    • @AlexaFaie
      @AlexaFaie 3 роки тому +1

      @@thelexicon7294 When I was at university we weren't allowed mini fridges in our rooms. Had to just use the kitchen fridge & hope the other people didn't use your stuff. Dorm rooms sound nightmarish. Its fine for a few nights in a youth hostel, but for university when you actually have to get work done? Yikes.

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 3 роки тому +73

    The “make the first 2 seconds as appalling and revolting as possible to get views” method of TikTok that led to counter nachos has started bleeding into Facebook ads too and I’m mad

  • @margosfeet404
    @margosfeet404 3 роки тому +25

    Can’t believe I’m doing this to myself again after watching whatever tf Getti was doing 😭💔

  • @brooklynk761
    @brooklynk761 3 роки тому +46

    10:25 i seriously thought you were casually opening up about your past struggles with addiction in college

  • @InternetsPedestrian
    @InternetsPedestrian 3 роки тому +43

    All I could think about was how soggy those chips are gonna get by the time you even wash your hands of this monstrosity

  • @Itscody7096
    @Itscody7096 3 роки тому +5

    The nacho video made me think of one of my favorite personal stories:
    Once I was on a plane, and this woman across the isle is picking black beans out of her burrito. And her child, very loudly, asks, “Mommy, why don’t you like the blacks?”

  • @chromeclaws
    @chromeclaws 3 роки тому +100

    "coke was my drug of choice"
    thanks jarvis i sucked water down my throat and died

  • @miimaster6443
    @miimaster6443 3 роки тому +74

    “Coke was my drug of choice”
    The absolute best choice of words

  • @mileswebb7893
    @mileswebb7893 3 роки тому +13

    The face Jarvis made at 11:50 had me rollin' 😂🤣🤣

  • @miamosas
    @miamosas 3 роки тому +45

    The consistent awkward "the premium channel...that's free" is why I come back.

  • @gabesco
    @gabesco 3 роки тому +496

    IM THE RAMEN KID AYYYYYY your commentary was hilarious I’m sure the normal monster flavor would be awful mine was just good Bc of the mango ig

    • @Sofia-wh9jr
      @Sofia-wh9jr 3 роки тому +66

      (In italian accent) GABESSCO

    • @trash__queen
      @trash__queen 3 роки тому +62

      I will only refer to you as "Ramen kid" from this point forward

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft 3 роки тому +12

      Omg hi gabe 👁️ didn't know you had a youtube channel

    • @bergrritothebeggoon
      @bergrritothebeggoon 3 роки тому +10

      Dude I like u, u got a good chaotic vibe

    • @coldestfrost4973
      @coldestfrost4973 3 роки тому +38

      Dude stay crazy at least you knew what you were doing was nuts that nacho lady seemed like she's done this before lmao

  • @niterider_static
    @niterider_static 3 роки тому +12

    7:06 mixers? Bruv, those are paint scrapers from the hardware store XD

  • @alyssaturcotte9209
    @alyssaturcotte9209 3 роки тому +28

    I’ve tried the nachos hack myself, and antibacterial spray gives them that nice umami flavor. I really like how the chemical burns feel

  • @elbowsbuns1896
    @elbowsbuns1896 3 роки тому +47

    That nacho ritual is so disturbing but I can't look away.

  • @MissBuyNLarge
    @MissBuyNLarge 3 роки тому +3

    no matter how many times I've watched this, I can't stop my imagination when the phrase "demonic hibachi grill" comes up
    I'm just picturing an anime about a demon whose only dream is to one day open a restaurant and prove to the other demons that he is a masterchef - and like there's an episode where he has to deal with like a food critic demon and it just becomes more and more utterly ridiculous from there
    ...coming soon to Crunchyroll

  • @johnreddyzhang
    @johnreddyzhang 3 роки тому +137

    The nacho hack she really went all in not even washing her hands grabbing those bottles and spoons…

  • @matthewl5434
    @matthewl5434 3 роки тому +34

    that ramen made me physically uncomfortable, i cant imagine what any type of k-ramyun would taste like cooked in energy drink

  • @missboldsen
    @missboldsen 3 роки тому +1

    The reason why the nacho video is so weird is because it’s not made to be a viral food hack video like you would usually see, but instead trying to cater to a bunch of different fetishes (most of them food related).

  • @dalpz205
    @dalpz205 3 роки тому +75

    Your birthday is Cinco de Mayo? We will never forget it now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  • @ChasingDeathbeds
    @ChasingDeathbeds 3 роки тому +32

    Crack Chicken is TRULY good Jarvis,
    My family switches out the Ranch dressing packets for taco seasoning & adds salsa--it makes for a perfect spread to put on bagels

  • @guy-dev
    @guy-dev 3 роки тому +9

    6:02 you can just tell that she's spent her whole life on the mexican countryside. True chef!

  • @CharredCrow
    @CharredCrow 3 роки тому +155

    while i understand that you can really clean a counter so that it doesn’t have stuff on it, my brain also does not like the idea of pouring and eating cheese off said counter. but i absolutely lost it when the hand went in.
    EDIT: IT GOT SO MUCH WORSE IM SCREAMING

    • @HEATHENYT
      @HEATHENYT 3 роки тому

      It has the same energy as that picture of mac and cheese in a kitchen sink. I'm horrified.

    • @sweetasfluff
      @sweetasfluff 3 роки тому

      I'm more worried about the state of that counter. Scrapped up and orange after her

  • @Sitcomabed
    @Sitcomabed 3 роки тому +230

    JARVIS REACTING TO JARVIS IS TRULY THE PREMIUM CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

  • @imaginaryfoe2178
    @imaginaryfoe2178 3 роки тому +6

    "Coke was my drug of choice in college" is literally the best misdirection I've ever heard, everyone please take this out of context.

  • @pierregikh
    @pierregikh 3 роки тому +20

    11:45 PLEASE you can see the pain in his eyes and voice

  • @casgirlsam
    @casgirlsam 3 роки тому +62

    "the best part of living alone is no one's here to stop me" SEE FOR ME THATS ALWAYS THE WORST PART OF LIVING ALONE BUT OK

  • @shilhann
    @shilhann 3 роки тому +7

    when you said, "What type of demon hibachi grill is this?" I fuggin died, so funny!

  • @brinncognito
    @brinncognito 3 роки тому +22

    The crack chicken recipe is definitely something my Mormon family has fed me at some point

  • @julesdotmp4
    @julesdotmp4 3 роки тому +34

    “i went to college! coke was my drug of choice” made me snort so loud oh my gifsjbd

  • @giosgio
    @giosgio 3 роки тому +2

    the nacho counter thing looks like what happens when you leave a toddler alone for a few minutes

  • @ingloriousMachina
    @ingloriousMachina 3 роки тому +59

    I'm glad they're showing their faces so I know not to ever eat at their houses.

  • @abbyferrier183
    @abbyferrier183 3 роки тому +49

    I genuinely got concerned that I wasn't paying Jarvis for this content when he said premium at the beginning

  • @maddieev23
    @maddieev23 Рік тому +2

    10:31 “coke was my drug of choice…coca-cola vanilla specifically” i need this on a shirt

  • @goobypoo7815
    @goobypoo7815 3 роки тому +29

    "Coke was my drug of choice"
    *eyes widen in horror*
    "NO SORRY COCA COLA"

  • @Ellifire
    @Ellifire 3 роки тому +19

    The laugh at 10:33 makes me feel such pure joy. What a guy

  • @yeehawcowboy4206
    @yeehawcowboy4206 3 роки тому +8

    when Jarvis tells me I’m premium,,, I feel very loved. He’s right I am premium

  • @sophie-nd5ps
    @sophie-nd5ps 3 роки тому +18

    i’m so sorry you had to go through this on your birthday it must be terrible