also in his defense he used a juice monster which is made with actual fruit juice and concentrate, so it prolly turned out a little bit better than the ramen jarvis made with the og monster, which is disgusting on its own anyways.
@@bakerdarcy6001 yeah. Also one thing about Mango Loco is that it doesn’t have an aftertaste while OG monster does so it’s possible that the aftertaste got like 10x worse after being boiled.
the amount of distress i felt seeing that person spread the nacho cheese on their bare counter and continue to do gross things with their demonic nacho creation was astronomical
I think what distresses me the most is that the ingredients for good nachos were there, but this is what they chose to do with them. They ruined perfectly good nacho ingredients to create that nightmare cone
@@sarahgs_ yeah, the end of that really confused me. why were there so many unnecessary steps? if she was just gonna mix it all together, why put it all over the counter and bother spreading all the toppings out evenly on it in the first place? I DONT UNDERSTAND
my ex was obsessed with making monster ramen and would eat it for multiple meals a day multiple days a week... this was in like 2016 so i guess she was ahead of her time
@@tsundor1 Hahaha! Even blind, stinking, blackout drunk I would not do this. And by that I mean do the 'recipe' or film it. Unless I got paid me in more whiskey so I would be forever oblivious to what horrors I did/filmed for UA-cam. Give me some Xanax or Valium or something, too.
Screaming WHYYYYY at the nacho sauce beginning, screaming NOOOOO as she smears it around, by the time she starts throwing shit onto the cheesy counter I'm crying. And as she took her home depot plaster repair spatulas I could feel my soul as it got ready to physically yeet itself from its human form.
I love that she legit could have put all this into a giant bowl and wasted substantially less food with much easier clean up and made it more sanitary. Maybe still inedible, sure; but wow, what an upsetting tutorial.
Honestly, what makes me the most mad about the nacho cheese counter one is that you have to sacrifice a nicely clean counter just to mix it all up into an even piece of straight-up mush lol
These feel like when youre a kid and you're in the yard making a mudpie and you're talking through the process even though you're alone just messing around with mud
i'm completely convinced the nacho one was somehow a fetish. there's no other explanation for her just smearing that cheese while speaking in that tone of voice
100 percent yes, I was looking for this comment. Like the white shirt, the disregard for how nasty everything was, etc. No way that it wasn't for a fetish.
On tumblr there was a video of making toilet slushies/or some kind of drink thing with ice idk I watched 10 seconds and I scrolled passed it pretty quickly since I was like no not again but I THINK it was the same person so yeah I'm almost sure it is a fetish
Oh god I know that video. Like they filled a toilet with so much ice cream and gummy bears/worms, then fill the tank with god who knows what drink (energy drinks???? Juice?) and they flush it to “mix the drink”. Like i know they didnt eat all that even though they ate like a cup of it. I dont mind weird videos like that, but holy shit thats a lot of wasted good food.
I think the worst part of the counter nachos that nobody talks about is just that all of the ingredients are, like... Either cold or room temperature. Nachos are suppose to be a warm food, with melty cheese...? Like imagine ruining your kitchen counter to eat cold, tepid, canned nacho cheese sauce and ground beef... Best nachos ever my ass.
She’s done several in the same vein. The spaghetti sauce on the bare counter with meatballs and spaghetti just thrown on top was too much for me to take.
when she started crushing the chips into the cheese i went "oh my god" out loud. i don't think any cooking video has given me that kind of natural disgust
The amount of times I said “nooo” and “WHYYYY” out loud in my empty room bc I was so repulsed was just. Too many. Also, I literally had to pause as my head rolled back and I was like, “OH MY GOD SHE HASNT EVEN WASHED HER HANDS THERES STILL CHEESE ON THEM”
The thing that bugs me most about nacho lady is like you know that is all a bit. I am pretty sure she doesn't actually believe cold table nacho ice cream cones are a great idea, and she probably threw all that food out immediately after.
The nacho hack... You just know after the 100th time she does this her counter will be yellow. She scrapes the counter with these spatulas? At one point there will be tiny microscopic scratches that the cheese will sink into and discolor so... She deserves it
@@Shoulderpads-mcgee totally forgot that lol imagine the smell in their kitchen when they do that a a party and sleep in the next day til 4 pm or something, and there's just this pile of shit on the counter
@@lauriechan1426 also, the fact that she put it on the counter top never had a purpose? Nothing about the hack would have changed had they put it in a baking sheet or something
A small part of me died when that lady took a perfectly good nacho topping and used it to make a cone full of soggy nacho scraps. She could have done something good with the things she threw on that table, but she actively chose violence and chaos
Only the "crazy, stressed, almost having a mental breakdown, but you still have so much to do" mindset of a college student on finals explains that last abomination....
Reminds me that one time my ex-roommate boiled Monster mixed it with caffeine pills and barricaded himself in his room for 3 days. Med students are a category of its own...
Jarvis: I survived tik tok food challenges. Celebrations are in order. Me: *clapping* Jarvis: it’s also my birthday day so celebrations are definitely in order. Me: *clapping intensifies greatly* Happy birthday Jarvis!
Okay. Closest I have ever come to something of this sort..... the first time I ever smoked pot, my friend and I were hiding out from our parents in the motorhome, we also had the munchies.....the motorhome hadn't been restocked in awhile..... all that was in the cabinets were cans of soda and boxes of cereal. We legit poured mountain dew on some rice crispies and ate a few bites..... we swore it tasted like they were frosted......but you can't trust our judgment, we were high. We would have never considered it otherwise, and NEVER repeated it either.
I have no idea what any of these words you've strung together mean Edit: the fact that English is not my first language probably doesn't help to be fair
@@jocornu3291 you know i totally see that what a jumble of words. Coldstone ice cream uses those metal or plastic spreader things to mix flavors and toppings . its thick like gelato ..they can be found at hardware stores for home repairs filling holes or cracks on walls.
@@fjduucudjdeididi287 thank you for your help! It's very sweet of you to take the time to help me out! Your username definitely checks out haha! I don't believe we have Coldstone in France so I was just kinda confused ^^ Have a nice day!
I hate every part of the nachos nonsense but for some reason I cannot get over the fact that she didn’t put all of the mince into the nachos.... why was there some left in bowl 😂
Yea no the monster ramen screams Uni/College student who is on their last straw and is having a mental breakdown induced by their finals. And you cannot change my mind. That dude's mind is shattered.
The way she spread that cheese, I remained strong until I saw her use both hands and smash the chips in, I’m broken now like SHE DIDNT EVEN WASH HER HANDS AFTER
No...part of the fun is licking your arms and fingers, like when you are eating ribs or wings, but way worse, bc it's cold congealed cheese with soggy toppings 😆😆
@@thelexicon7294 When I was at university we weren't allowed mini fridges in our rooms. Had to just use the kitchen fridge & hope the other people didn't use your stuff. Dorm rooms sound nightmarish. Its fine for a few nights in a youth hostel, but for university when you actually have to get work done? Yikes.
The “make the first 2 seconds as appalling and revolting as possible to get views” method of TikTok that led to counter nachos has started bleeding into Facebook ads too and I’m mad
The nacho video made me think of one of my favorite personal stories: Once I was on a plane, and this woman across the isle is picking black beans out of her burrito. And her child, very loudly, asks, “Mommy, why don’t you like the blacks?”
no matter how many times I've watched this, I can't stop my imagination when the phrase "demonic hibachi grill" comes up I'm just picturing an anime about a demon whose only dream is to one day open a restaurant and prove to the other demons that he is a masterchef - and like there's an episode where he has to deal with like a food critic demon and it just becomes more and more utterly ridiculous from there ...coming soon to Crunchyroll
The reason why the nacho video is so weird is because it’s not made to be a viral food hack video like you would usually see, but instead trying to cater to a bunch of different fetishes (most of them food related).
Crack Chicken is TRULY good Jarvis, My family switches out the Ranch dressing packets for taco seasoning & adds salsa--it makes for a perfect spread to put on bagels
while i understand that you can really clean a counter so that it doesn’t have stuff on it, my brain also does not like the idea of pouring and eating cheese off said counter. but i absolutely lost it when the hand went in. EDIT: IT GOT SO MUCH WORSE IM SCREAMING
"You ever been to like, a Coldstone Creamery?" She asks as she wields two enormous steel putty knives from Home Depot.
bestie i love that pfp
@@gloglee7463 oh my Goooooooooooooooood
Thank you.
What next? Cooking out of a cemet mixer? 🙈🙉
@@mike60y please dont give them ideas
I would do a lot of the steps, but use a jelly roll pan as the mixing surface.
I just saw what she did with the chips. Nope. Not that.
the way she could have simply used a bowl and a spoon to make an identical nacho mixture but she chose unforgivable violence instead
the literal definition of she "woke up and chose violence."
Ikr?
And wasted SO MUCH FOOD
I hate to be the one to share this info, but I've heard that hot girls making messy food on counters is a softcore genre
@@luluewhite ya I heard that's a fetish of all things
The way I howled when Jarvis casually said “coke was my drug of choice”
That was the best case of accidental comedy I've ever seen
I DIED
At LEAST the ramen guy knew he was being chaotic and wasn't trying to present it as anything but
Nope he was PREGGO 🤣🤣...., That a radioactive dish only suited for such cravings.
I love him sm lmfao Gabe's so cute, i've been following his tiktok for like a year lol
Gabe is fantastic lmao, he was one of the first tiktokers ive ever followed
also in his defense he used a juice monster which is made with actual fruit juice and concentrate, so it prolly turned out a little bit better than the ramen jarvis made with the og monster, which is disgusting on its own anyways.
@@bakerdarcy6001 yeah. Also one thing about Mango Loco is that it doesn’t have an aftertaste while OG monster does so it’s possible that the aftertaste got like 10x worse after being boiled.
the amount of distress i felt seeing that person spread the nacho cheese on their bare counter and continue to do gross things with their demonic nacho creation was astronomical
i could just feel the texture of that through the screen and im u n c o m f y
* c r u n c h *
The cook in me is in pain
I think what distresses me the most is that the ingredients for good nachos were there, but this is what they chose to do with them. They ruined perfectly good nacho ingredients to create that nightmare cone
I particularly disliked the mixing food with paint scrapers
“what kind of demonic hibachi grill is this” is probably my new favorite quote
Frame one and I'm already appalled. Truely living up to the "Thanks... I hate it." ideal
Random verified dude I don’t know hello
hello fellow gamer
Crunchy munchy
Oh cool, DPad watches Jarvis!
Same
the nacho lady struck a level of fear, disgust, and sadness into my heart that i was not prepared for today.
It's gonna haunt my dreams forever
My question is why couldn’t she do all that in a big bowl? 😭😭😭 or even a pan????
@@sarahgs_ yeah, the end of that really confused me. why were there so many unnecessary steps? if she was just gonna mix it all together, why put it all over the counter and bother spreading all the toppings out evenly on it in the first place? I DONT UNDERSTAND
It made me gag and I was not prepared to do that today. Send her to food jail for her crimes.
like DO IT IN A BOWL THEN. whats the difference.
my ex was obsessed with making monster ramen and would eat it for multiple meals a day multiple days a week... this was in like 2016 so i guess she was ahead of her time
And I guess that's also why she's an ex? lol
I'm physically incapable of believing this ❤ I don't care if its true ❤ no its not ❤ please
i would be scared of her
@@casadastraphobia LMFAO
Sapphics are built different
Homegirl literally used her counter for the sole express purpose of mixing nacho cheese with paint scrapers
Imagine she's like searching for houses and she's like "If it doesn't have a huge counter to spread nacho cheese on it's a deal-breaker"
U mean putty knives? lol
You mean Rolled icecream rollers?
@@inkystars19 lmao
@@methdrinkerr Aren't they also similar to okonomiyaki spatulas, as well?
The chip lady went through about 18 cameramen before she found someone on craigslist that was apathetic enough not to stop her.
i bet she gave up on craigslist and found this guy on reddit for *free*
i read cameramen as champagne for some reason and i didn't even question it. like "yeah makes sense. no sober person would do this"
@@tsundor1 Hahaha! Even blind, stinking, blackout drunk I would not do this. And by that I mean do the 'recipe' or film it. Unless I got paid me in more whiskey so I would be forever oblivious to what horrors I did/filmed for UA-cam. Give me some Xanax or Valium or something, too.
@@cassuttustshirt4949 I'm not gonna lie this is something I'd do drunk, I've done worse to my kitchen.
@@tsundor1 sounds something i would do
"coke was my drug of choice" he said, in a wholesome voice
Screaming WHYYYYY at the nacho sauce beginning, screaming NOOOOO as she smears it around, by the time she starts throwing shit onto the cheesy counter I'm crying. And as she took her home depot plaster repair spatulas I could feel my soul as it got ready to physically yeet itself from its human form.
I love that she legit could have put all this into a giant bowl and wasted substantially less food with much easier clean up and made it more sanitary. Maybe still inedible, sure; but wow, what an upsetting tutorial.
I'm glad that we, Jarvis' clowns, got to experience this together. We have ascended.
Glad I'm not alone!
the inventors of tiktok recipes have definitely never actually eaten food before
When you never learned to cook
Honestly, what makes me the most mad about the nacho cheese counter one is that you have to sacrifice a nicely clean counter just to mix it all up into an even piece of straight-up mush lol
Right, like I feel bad for whoever had to clean this up 😭
These feel like when youre a kid and you're in the yard making a mudpie and you're talking through the process even though you're alone just messing around with mud
THIS WAS ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WITH MY FRIENDS IM SCREAMING
i'm completely convinced the nacho one was somehow a fetish. there's no other explanation for her just smearing that cheese while speaking in that tone of voice
100 percent yes, I was looking for this comment. Like the white shirt, the disregard for how nasty everything was, etc. No way that it wasn't for a fetish.
On tumblr there was a video of making toilet slushies/or some kind of drink thing with ice idk I watched 10 seconds and I scrolled passed it pretty quickly since I was like no not again but I THINK it was the same person so yeah I'm almost sure it is a fetish
@@nocturnalnewsie You reminded me of this abomination: ua-cam.com/video/vI7gNJxbfiM/v-deo.html
It is 100% a fetish
Oh god I know that video. Like they filled a toilet with so much ice cream and gummy bears/worms, then fill the tank with god who knows what drink (energy drinks???? Juice?) and they flush it to “mix the drink”. Like i know they didnt eat all that even though they ate like a cup of it. I dont mind weird videos like that, but holy shit thats a lot of wasted good food.
"I put the jalapeños for spice" what a creative way to use pepper.
I think the worst part of the counter nachos that nobody talks about is just that all of the ingredients are, like... Either cold or room temperature. Nachos are suppose to be a warm food, with melty cheese...? Like imagine ruining your kitchen counter to eat cold, tepid, canned nacho cheese sauce and ground beef... Best nachos ever my ass.
YESSS that’s what was bothering me so much!!
Bro and they were eating just raw jalapenos and she used jalapeno juice as flavoring and shredded cheese. And the beans are cold. Like what????
@@after_its_gone the heat from her demonic nacho ritual helps warm it up
YES precisely what I was thinking who wants unmelted cheddar cheese like??!
They're doing it to make people mad, right? RIGHT?! Please, for the love of nachos, someone tell me they're just doing it to wind us up.. :/
"how much crack we cooking" "coke was my drug of choice in college" - Jarvis Johnson 2021
"What are you going to do with the ice cream scoop?"
That was like the only question you could ask that would get an obvious answer
Watching that woman smear around nacho cheese with her bare hands broke me.
That one is the best. It's a satire of all the Tik tok cooking videos.
She’s also made fruit punch in a toilet bowl
Oh thank goodness its satire , I heard that is was...uh....Spicy...Content
I'm assuming there was some herb that was involved in the original recipe creation.
She’s done several in the same vein. The spaghetti sauce on the bare counter with meatballs and spaghetti just thrown on top was too much for me to take.
I live for that “GOOOOOLLLLD” vocal effect in the background every time he mentions this is the premium channel lmao
It’s from the movie “Austin Powers in Goldmember” if you wanna watch it independently lol
It’s my favorite!
I have to sing along 😂
@@aidanabbott3686 that is a classic movie! Thank you
@@aidanabbott3686 WAIT REALLY I thought it was Jarvis lmao
Last year my English teacher told my class while we could make ramen with Gatorade, he would highly caution against it.
Imagine a teen seeing the nacho hack and saying “mom/ dad im making dinner tonight! I want to try a recipe”
Honestly that teens mum would kill them
My mom loved the Crack chicken I made
Kicked out. Make this recipe down at the soup kitchen.
you are laughing, but my little sister makes nasty Tick Tock recipes and ruins my taste buds
@@almogazoulay4454 rip, you will be missed soldier
when she started crushing the chips into the cheese i went "oh my god" out loud. i don't think any cooking video has given me that kind of natural disgust
It's the antithesis of Mukbang
She should be arrested for crimes against humanity.
The amount of times I said “nooo” and “WHYYYY” out loud in my empty room bc I was so repulsed was just. Too many. Also, I literally had to pause as my head rolled back and I was like, “OH MY GOD SHE HASNT EVEN WASHED HER HANDS THERES STILL CHEESE ON THEM”
@@xorvictia NO LITERALLY-- with every horrible addition to this nacho "recipe" from hell, I just kept screeching "NO WHAT WHY"
11:36 him saying he cooked ramen aldente is the equivalent of walking into an Italian resturaunt then eating and calling the food bueno
i admire the courage of that nacho woman. wearing a white shirt while doing that really was bold.
That was the only bold thing you could think of in that clip??
@@kshitijkumar4081 the fact that i have five younger siblings has desensetized me to weird food shit
oh please, she smooshed and crushed that with her bare hands...THAT LADY NEEDS THERAPY
@@fia3404 idk, therapy's a little far. maybe a stress toy or something tho lol.
@@paeden2915 yeah Iknow what you mean. I too have a lot of siblings, but they don't create this much of a mess.
“I’m adding taco seasoning because this isn’t enough spice” THE SPICE IS NOT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS RECIPE MADAM!!!!!
i'm hearing gordon ramsay's voice reading this for some reason...
"coke was my drug of choice--NO, SORRY" is a severly underrated part of this video hahaha
I saw the empty counter without a tray and a container of cheese and knew I was about to watch a war crime
I swear if I saw her making a rice based recipe and called it as an asian recipe I would gone died inside and roast her badly when she messed it up
*Guest:* where's the nachos?
*Her:* right there on the table
*Guest:* can I have a plate?
*Her:* no it's literally on the table
Dig in.
Not the kitchen table activities anyone had in mind lol
@@tiajoseph7309 _Literally_
@@tiajoseph7309
😭💀
The thing that bugs me most about nacho lady is like you know that is all a bit. I am pretty sure she doesn't actually believe cold table nacho ice cream cones are a great idea, and she probably threw all that food out immediately after.
The nacho hack... You just know after the 100th time she does this her counter will be yellow. She scrapes the counter with these spatulas? At one point there will be tiny microscopic scratches that the cheese will sink into and discolor so... She deserves it
Worse, slight scratches will become a breeding ground for bacteria even after wiping down the counter
@@Shoulderpads-mcgee totally forgot that lol
imagine the smell in their kitchen when they do that a a party and sleep in the next day til 4 pm or something, and there's just this pile of shit on the counter
This is the only comfort I have. Knowing that at least, in some way, she is paying for her crimes against humanity and food decency
Yeees!!! At least put down some foil or plastic cling on it, lady!! Or better yet, use a freaking bowl!!
@@lauriechan1426 also, the fact that she put it on the counter top never had a purpose? Nothing about the hack would have changed had they put it in a baking sheet or something
When she started crunching the tortilla chips, I instantly and violently physically recoiled.
Same
Every chip she cracked, a Hispanic person felt nauseous
A small part of me died when that lady took a perfectly good nacho topping and used it to make a cone full of soggy nacho scraps. She could have done something good with the things she threw on that table, but she actively chose violence and chaos
Seeing her hold that spice packet up with her hand still covered in cheese absolutely ruined my day.
“coke was my drug of choice” that absolutely broke me lmao
Sounds so bad out of context. lmao
I lost it when he said that, and the panic in his face after he realized what he said killed me even further
I watched this while fasting
I don’t want to break my fast anymore
Love your pfp
Only the "crazy, stressed, almost having a mental breakdown, but you still have so much to do" mindset of a college student on finals explains that last abomination....
Look, I'm there rn and I was like, yea this looks like shit but also seems efficient I'd eat it while crying over a paper
Are y’all ok
@@therook3008 no
Reminds me that one time my ex-roommate boiled Monster mixed it with caffeine pills and barricaded himself in his room for 3 days. Med students are a category of its own...
@@NotAGraveRobber Same😣
that nacho lady made me go through all the stages of grief at once
The food hacks where they're walking you through it like it's a cooking show on tv feel and look as if they're doing a satanic ritual of some kind
"Coke was my drug of choice"- Javis
*Realization hits*
"Coke-Cola, vanilla coke specifically" - Javis one second later
j a v i s
we know.
jarvis johnson out of context
Timestamp 10:26
Also while wearing a T-shirt that says "Yikes" on it. LOL.
I can’t believe a year ago I wasn’t a Jarvis Johnson _Gold_ member. Coronavirus changes people.
Welcome fellow gold bar
Glad to see you’ve converted from non Jarvis Johnson gold to Jarvis Johnson gold
I swear
IKR!
Omg ur pfp
When she just smashed the chips into it I just broke down laughing.
Jarvis: I survived tik tok food challenges. Celebrations are in order.
Me: *clapping*
Jarvis: it’s also my birthday day so celebrations are definitely in order.
Me: *clapping intensifies greatly*
Happy birthday Jarvis!
ten more likes
*Clapping*
Clap
I love how the ice cream scooper was when the guy recording questioned anything.
And it was the dumbest question imaginable, although by that point I was just glad she was using a kitchen utensil for once
Okay. Closest I have ever come to something of this sort..... the first time I ever smoked pot, my friend and I were hiding out from our parents in the motorhome, we also had the munchies.....the motorhome hadn't been restocked in awhile..... all that was in the cabinets were cans of soda and boxes of cereal. We legit poured mountain dew on some rice crispies and ate a few bites..... we swore it tasted like they were frosted......but you can't trust our judgment, we were high. We would have never considered it otherwise, and NEVER repeated it either.
I thought I didn’t have to pay for Gold Channel Jarvis, and yet this video has taken my will to live.
you can take mine, I died while watching this, so I don't need it anymore.
It is the true price you pay for GOLD
Nacho girl definitely got those "mixers like at cold stone" at a hardware store in the spackle section.
I have no idea what any of these words you've strung together mean
Edit: the fact that English is not my first language probably doesn't help to be fair
@@jocornu3291 you know i totally see that what a jumble of words.
Coldstone ice cream uses those metal or plastic spreader things to mix flavors and toppings . its thick like gelato ..they can be found at hardware stores for home repairs filling holes or cracks on walls.
@@fjduucudjdeididi287 thank you for your help! It's very sweet of you to take the time to help me out! Your username definitely checks out haha! I don't believe we have Coldstone in France so I was just kinda confused ^^
Have a nice day!
ive seen the nacho lady video before. and yet im as disgusted, appalled, confused, scared and outraged as i was the first time.
I hate every part of the nachos nonsense but for some reason I cannot get over the fact that she didn’t put all of the mince into the nachos.... why was there some left in bowl 😂
No offense I know it's a regional thing. But it makes me so uncomfy that you called it mince
@@annakepes8050 😂 I’m Australian, what do you call it?
@@AllThatJas_ ground beef or just beef
@@annakepes8050 oh yeah fair enough.
We would call it minced meat and then just mince for short
Or the fact that she didn’t cook the beef WITH the seasoning and just put it on top
8:18 “and then you’re gonna get your hands in here like the Neanderthal toddler that you are”
Sounds like something out of a Bob ross painting
3:20 "oh NO! Stop it! No!" A great sum up for the world of life hacks
I feel like I should apologize that this video was posted on your birthday-
I'm sorry you had to go though this.
"Coke was my drug of choice--NO" just the look of startled realization lol happy birthday Jarvis!
Jarvis’s laugh is so contagious- it’s impossible to not laugh watching his videos
I have tics, and one of the triggers for them is hygiene discrepancies, and OH BOY that second video with the TABLE NACHOS just about ended me
Yea no the monster ramen screams
Uni/College student who is on their last straw and is having a mental breakdown induced by their finals.
And you cannot change my mind. That dude's mind is shattered.
6:26 “tHISsS iIisSs RrrReEaLLyYyy ImMpOorRRtaAnTtt!”
Girl...why are you shaking that packet of taco seasoning so aggressively???
God, that nacho one feels like the beginning of a clorox commercial
(Edited for spelling)
Yesssss
God no,i was just thinking of how she’d have to wipe down her counters before filming cuz they’re so shiny and with the sauce spread all over it🤢
The way she spread that cheese, I remained strong until I saw her use both hands and smash the chips in, I’m broken now like SHE DIDNT EVEN WASH HER HANDS AFTER
and she probably didn't before either...
No...part of the fun is licking your arms and fingers, like when you are eating ribs or wings, but way worse, bc it's cold congealed cheese with soggy toppings 😆😆
More respect to you, I just kept screaming "NO WTF" with every step in that awful "recipe"
The way Jarvis keeps showing us his bandaid… i love it idk if it was intentional but it seems he’s proud of his bandaid
Jarvis is so brave sharing about his past addiction to coke👏
We were all in college once and had a dorm mini fridge full of coke
@@thelexicon7294 I was more of a monster ramen person, and just inhaled the vapors, but coke was pretty good.
@@doodledevore7745 Aaah, Monster ramen. That student diet staple. Good times.
I haven't had any soda since I was 16 lol The boba addiction on the other hand ummm
@@thelexicon7294 When I was at university we weren't allowed mini fridges in our rooms. Had to just use the kitchen fridge & hope the other people didn't use your stuff. Dorm rooms sound nightmarish. Its fine for a few nights in a youth hostel, but for university when you actually have to get work done? Yikes.
The “make the first 2 seconds as appalling and revolting as possible to get views” method of TikTok that led to counter nachos has started bleeding into Facebook ads too and I’m mad
Can’t believe I’m doing this to myself again after watching whatever tf Getti was doing 😭💔
10:25 i seriously thought you were casually opening up about your past struggles with addiction in college
i mean, in a way.
All I could think about was how soggy those chips are gonna get by the time you even wash your hands of this monstrosity
The nacho video made me think of one of my favorite personal stories:
Once I was on a plane, and this woman across the isle is picking black beans out of her burrito. And her child, very loudly, asks, “Mommy, why don’t you like the blacks?”
"coke was my drug of choice"
thanks jarvis i sucked water down my throat and died
Glad to learn you still have internet access as a ghost!
“Coke was my drug of choice”
The absolute best choice of words
The face Jarvis made at 11:50 had me rollin' 😂🤣🤣
The consistent awkward "the premium channel...that's free" is why I come back.
IM THE RAMEN KID AYYYYYY your commentary was hilarious I’m sure the normal monster flavor would be awful mine was just good Bc of the mango ig
(In italian accent) GABESSCO
I will only refer to you as "Ramen kid" from this point forward
Omg hi gabe 👁️ didn't know you had a youtube channel
Dude I like u, u got a good chaotic vibe
Dude stay crazy at least you knew what you were doing was nuts that nacho lady seemed like she's done this before lmao
7:06 mixers? Bruv, those are paint scrapers from the hardware store XD
I’ve tried the nachos hack myself, and antibacterial spray gives them that nice umami flavor. I really like how the chemical burns feel
That nacho ritual is so disturbing but I can't look away.
no matter how many times I've watched this, I can't stop my imagination when the phrase "demonic hibachi grill" comes up
I'm just picturing an anime about a demon whose only dream is to one day open a restaurant and prove to the other demons that he is a masterchef - and like there's an episode where he has to deal with like a food critic demon and it just becomes more and more utterly ridiculous from there
...coming soon to Crunchyroll
The nacho hack she really went all in not even washing her hands grabbing those bottles and spoons…
You made me think of more details than I wanted to....WHHHHHHHY?!
that ramen made me physically uncomfortable, i cant imagine what any type of k-ramyun would taste like cooked in energy drink
The reason why the nacho video is so weird is because it’s not made to be a viral food hack video like you would usually see, but instead trying to cater to a bunch of different fetishes (most of them food related).
Your birthday is Cinco de Mayo? We will never forget it now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Crack Chicken is TRULY good Jarvis,
My family switches out the Ranch dressing packets for taco seasoning & adds salsa--it makes for a perfect spread to put on bagels
It’s also great as a dip!
6:02 you can just tell that she's spent her whole life on the mexican countryside. True chef!
while i understand that you can really clean a counter so that it doesn’t have stuff on it, my brain also does not like the idea of pouring and eating cheese off said counter. but i absolutely lost it when the hand went in.
EDIT: IT GOT SO MUCH WORSE IM SCREAMING
It has the same energy as that picture of mac and cheese in a kitchen sink. I'm horrified.
I'm more worried about the state of that counter. Scrapped up and orange after her
JARVIS REACTING TO JARVIS IS TRULY THE PREMIUM CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR
True
Love the Reki pfp!
I swear i see you in every comment section and even on twitter
I mean you have good taste
"Coke was my drug of choice in college" is literally the best misdirection I've ever heard, everyone please take this out of context.
11:45 PLEASE you can see the pain in his eyes and voice
"the best part of living alone is no one's here to stop me" SEE FOR ME THATS ALWAYS THE WORST PART OF LIVING ALONE BUT OK
when you said, "What type of demon hibachi grill is this?" I fuggin died, so funny!
The crack chicken recipe is definitely something my Mormon family has fed me at some point
“i went to college! coke was my drug of choice” made me snort so loud oh my gifsjbd
snort what
the nacho counter thing looks like what happens when you leave a toddler alone for a few minutes
I'm glad they're showing their faces so I know not to ever eat at their houses.
I genuinely got concerned that I wasn't paying Jarvis for this content when he said premium at the beginning
10:31 “coke was my drug of choice…coca-cola vanilla specifically” i need this on a shirt
"Coke was my drug of choice"
*eyes widen in horror*
"NO SORRY COCA COLA"
The laugh at 10:33 makes me feel such pure joy. What a guy
when Jarvis tells me I’m premium,,, I feel very loved. He’s right I am premium
i’m so sorry you had to go through this on your birthday it must be terrible