The Worst Prank Couple On TikTok
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2020
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“Brother sister tiktok couple” is the most cursed sentence ever
every word of it is bad or makes a previous word worse
i feel like i've been cursed just reading that
Add cannibal
Just what I needed. A daily dose of incest. Not.
Alabama
The fact that there's a rabbit hole of tik tok sibling couples that exists is a reminder that the world did indeed end in 2012 and we've all been living in a perpetual hell since.
That makes sense
2020 feels like an alien's fanfiction
woah
@@coitag I'm sure it is.... it is basically the worst thing imaginable multiplied by cancer...
@@era157 how
If Jarvis has a nickel for every time he reacted to sibling couples he’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
It’s not a lot, but it’s way more than it should be!
I understood that reference.....
have a cookie.
Pfft, I get it.
Doof
🍩👈
Do you want donut?
every time he said “premium” the auto captions said “freemium” and that’s what imma call it now, thank you
I mean- it's not wrong. It is premium, and it it's free! Yo that should be his slogan for this channel haha
@@charliedixon1379 honestly lmao
Freemium traditionally refers to something like the business model of shitty mobile games, where it's technically free, but practically speaking you must spend money on microtransactions to actually use it
@@aformofmatter8913 yes thank you
@@aformofmatter8913 oh so bonzi buddy
I get such a self esteem boost by hearing Jarvis say "If you're watching this you're premium"
I mean, Jarvis doesn't lie.
@@noeakcrow4217 •////////•
You're right we're both premium
@@EarlyOwOwl Being complimented by others is pretty great, so thank you, fellow premium peep.
Same
It's how you know you're premium
I hate that I’m at a point in my internet life where the sentence “the on going trend of brother sister tiktok couples “ doesn’t even phase me anymore
Same
What is a brother sister couple? Is it what I think it is??
AJSNSNKSSM ME TOO
@@biohaxxerd6154 yes, it is
I think we'll all lose it when Jarvis doesn't have a sentence like that and it feels like a hard to reach standard
"She farted so hard she broke her neck" Jarvis johnson
I died
@@Kelly-pr8lz from a fart?
@@leiwoomynati1372 nice one
😭🤣
Relatable
This camera quality: *chef's kiss*
The camera subject: *chefs Kiss kiss*
Chef's KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
Elite Commenters.
chef siblings kiss
_chef's kith kith_
😙🤌
i wish he would call us golden babies more often :(
We are golden babies 😭
We are the real golden babes
I am calling it the golden babies means something horrific
Thank you he noticed, maybe he'll say it more
Sounds fancy.
The camera quality on this video is so pristine that you can see the sorrow and anguish in Jarvis' eyes increase ever so slightly after he watches one of these videos.
Are you a premium viewer or something? Because you’re absolutely right
That’s cause of the premium quality camera
What camera is it?
@@BlakeOfTheJones the premium kind
You don’t need a premium camera to see that
If I wasn’t so lazy I would write a short story about him saying “thank you for inviting me to your home” Like just imagine clicking on a video and the first thing you hear is “thank you for inviting me to your home” and out of nowhere you hear your front door opening.
And then he shows your house on camera
vampire loophole
that sounds so creepy…yo thats good
youtube creepypasta ooh. we need a good successor to _username: 666_ and that might be it
"Once the sibling tiktok couple is done pooping on themselves" - an actual sentence a human being had to say
Jarvis the fact you wouldn’t care at all if your gf was sick and pooped on the floor and would just care about her pain is what in fact makes you...gold.
We stan.
Or would it make him....premium
Disclaimer: this contains TMI
I turned to my partner at that point of the video and thanked him for being the same way as Jarvis, and not like "oh EW ur digestive crisis is even GROSSER bc ur a GIRL" like most dudes. I've helped him through the nasty parts of a lot of tough illnesses of his over the years. And he "repayed" that without complaint a few years back...when I literally repainted the bathroom with projectile shit and vomit- the one tiny bathroom of our SHARED HOUSE of SIX roommates. Basically he immediately got to work cleaning both...well, MY BODY and the whole bathroom, before anyone saw what I'd done. While I laid in bed writhing in the pain of the worst food-borne illness of my life, he made sure I didn't die of embarassment (nor the food poisoning itself).
@@talloncusackThat is disgustingly beautiful. Congratulations. You’ve got a good one.
Edit: Also, congratulations to him. He’s got a good one, too.
@@talloncusack well hes a keeper now isnt he lol
“if they’re yelling it’s probably for kids” this makes me happy to know that my parents must like making kid friendly content in the next room, so sweet
Are you alright?
You good?
My mom and my brother! And my mom and my dad! Thats so nice to know :)
😳😳😳
I mean they are making kids ...
I'm glad you asked Jarvis at 7:31. That note was G7 which is Mariah Carey's highest whistle note.
I'm like you referred to Jarvis at that specific time frame as a separate Jarvis 😂. Specifically the Jarvis at 7:31 but no other Jarvis
why am i literally starting to cry over him calling my home beautiful and saying im premium girl help
Love your icon omg
You need some compliments bro got that affection starvation
Love ur nose btw very strong, fits your face
*virtual hug* cause you seem like you need it. take care ✌🏼💕
“also theyre siblings” ok lead with that next time
it's the title of the video
@@LieseFury ... it isnt
It's in the thumbnail tho
He did though... @ 0:53
@le
The dislike is a person who can’t afford Javis Johnson!GOLD
But don’t worry fellow homeless because Jarvis Johnson!GOLD is FREE
Not financially, but mentally. You have to be mentally wealthy.
@2d fighter fan r/get tf out redittor
@2d fighter fan yes I also made a joke so no u
It is free....
It is free
When he said the card was from Ezekiel I imagined the biblical Ezekiel sanding him a Halloween card
I've been watching TDI so I imagined the creepy zombie dude
@@RatchelRach so did I! Was actually just thinking about it today. Great minds think alike.
i thought of the chicago thing lol
_i met ezekial young blah blah_
Wow I only now realized that I wrote sanding instead of sending🤦
He sanded a piece of wood into a Halloween card.
-jarvis: *reveals silver playbutton* Now thats gold.
So... do you wanna tell him or should i...
I'll do it
@@olivehatesolives no don’t. He’s too happy
shhhh
Don't you dare
@@olivehatesolivesbro me and you are the same
I hate olives too
the camera quality looks legitimately amazing, no joke it’s better than a lot of the quality i’ve seen from other creators
I agree
ikr
Agreed
[everyone liked that]
Trueeeeee
i didn’t let you in my house what are you doing here
just judging your choice of chips
I’m singing Don’t Rain on My Parade in your bathroom.
I let him in
Nothing just sitting in your fridge
it comes with the premium subscription
theres this thing in my culture where we call our cousins "cousin brother" or "cousin sister". so when my friend was talking about queen elizabeth and prince philip being related he referred to them being "cousin girlfriend" and "cousin boyfriend" to each other and its the funniest thing to me for some reason
Cousin dead and cousin dead
Where are you from?
_"Surprise your mom with a hug"_ is the most wholesome thing ever said. Jarvis, keep fighting the doom with your sunny sunshine smile. We depend on you for our collective happiness. Just remember that! ❤️
“Now that’s gold,” he says while holding up a silver plaque 😂
That moment was golden.
*sigh* Are UA-cam comments really just pasting jokes from the video
@@satchelsan6940 sorry I wanted to make a funny observation in a comment section I THOUGHT would have some nice people in it to laugh along with me. Happy Thanksgiving jerk.
No Jarvis that is silver
Not yall being pressed about a joke
The thing is...that fake poop was actually on the toilet. So gross.
And probably the same one that went to her mouth. Gross.
actually, toilet seats are cleaner than most things because they get cleaned more frequently than other things
so I guess it depends on whether or not the toilet seat has been cleaned recently
@@omnical6135 not really? Some people don’t clean their toilet seats bc they know it’s just gonna get sat on anyways
@@omnical6135 I just read the end of your comment 💀 my bad
@@multijxde1855 it's all cool
"don't prank your mom...hug her!" aw thats wholeso- "and thats why i'm running for president"👁️👄👁️
My theatre teacher always told me that the "Screaming in kids shows/content" thing was popularized by Fairly Odd Parents. I have no science to back this up, I just never forgot that 🤷♂️
wait what?
Home Alone is all i'll say.
Honestly that’s pretty convincing
"we got our plaque"
**dentists have entered the chat**
Ok
Don’t run away you’re making things worse I should know cuz I’m the surgeon he-here! Don’t be afraid or I’ll throw the treatment in reverse, everything you need is prescribed by me! I tried to help you, you chose to refuse. If you want to that way I’m gonna operate forever and a day you never had a say
So who’s summoning Muzan?
420th like!!
I know it's been a year since you commented this. But I feel the need to remind you that this was very funny and you should feel proud.
Jarvis I’m BEGGING you please talk about Drake Bell changing his name to Drake Campana, moving to Mexico, and tweeting exclusively in Spanish to rebrand. I don’t know what to believe anymore 😭😭😔
_Excuse me_
HUH?
I'm losing my fucking mind Jarvis PLEASE
He... he did what now 👁️👄👁️
i'm sorry, *what*
"You are premium don't lift a finger" I died😂😂😂
"If it's yelling, it's probably for kids." That explains my parents.
You’ve asked for complements. Here are 20 complements.
1. You have nice eyes
2. Your voice is nice
3. Your camera quality is beautiful
4. I love your hair
5. You have a nice beard
6. Your eyebrows are a nice shape
7. You have nice teeth. They are very clean
8. Your room is very nice (even if it’s blurry)
9. Your videos are gold
10. Your microphone quality is nice
11. I like this video
12. You are gold
13. You make good points in your videos
14. You seem like a nice guy
15. I can agree with almost anything you say
16. You have a nice forehead
17. You have a cool hair color
18. I like your jawline
19. You have a good face shape
20. You’re a good role model
There are your complements.
Lizzy Daniels I must add, editing Jarvis looking like a snack.
Jarvis’ skin is perfect also
Lizzy Daniels compliments*
Aw. More people need to be this sweet.
I thought you were giving them to me :p
“What’s their Nutella budget” LMAO exactly what I’m thinking.
It do be like that
They might be sponsored by Nutella
That’s one of the premium features, he can read your mind. And more: on Jarvis Johnson! GOLD
i wonder when we'll have Jarvis Johnson! GIRLY
Oh and of course, Jarvis Johnson! MEN-
How to make a tiktok like these people
1- scream in pain
2-the other person in the relationship comes in
3-put Nutella on their face
4-squeal
I want someone to talk about me the way Jarvis talks about his new camera.
Dw, your person is just waiting to be shipped💗
If your high quality ship yourself to your crush and they will be so happy and definitely not freaked out it worked for me😌✌️
Hey everyone!!!!! Have you heard about Action Jackson!!!!! He/her/them is such high quality!!!! Honestly, it's just great. C:
@@vokatone8320 😍😍😍
"Thank you for inviting me to your beautiful home."
No problem Jarvis, always happy to see you.
HOWD HE KNOW UR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL
That's too wholesome man stop
“Whenever sibling couple 2 gets bored of pooping on each other, they prank their mom.”
💀
From what I know, children often get loud when they are having fun so children's youtubers and influencers could be consistently yelling/being loud in order to simulate having fun and making the content appear more enjoyable to a younger audience. (reference point - 6:40)
I feel like Elsa, Spider-Man kids stuff mutated and moved to tiktok. Actually pretty depressing, as this is the kind of stuff I wouldn't want any children watching.
Ya this is just sad, kids used to get all exited about the Pixar or Disney movie at the time but now they just scroll through tik tok with dead eyes. And whatever is the most ridiculous bullshit gets their attention
@@lucadavis7042 I think that’s the funniest part about boomers mentality on technology. There’s actual stuff to complain about like how children’s entertainment has slowly become a mindless slop that treats kid like moths to a flame but instead of a flame it’s loud noises and bright colors. Of course most boomers like to complain about how video games are corrupting the youth as they by their child another M rated game
@@chebic5095 Right.
I'm a mom and I've definitely noticed this look when my kid is on youtube kids.I've banned Tiktok from him & don't even like youtube kids anymore tbh.
This sh*t is so toxic to anyone much less children and teens and mind numbingly stupid!
@@NorthernGreenEyes children like watching childish stupid stuff... if you’re really expecting your kids to have a sophisticated pallet for entertainment then that is probably your first mistake. I understand not letting them watch certain creators as they promote violence and sex but blocking them from entire platforms that are often pretty tame such as TikTok is a bit extreme to me. Anyways, don’t mind me. I’m just a random woman on the Internet. Take my advice with a grain of salt🤷🏾♀️
@@khaliaward1771 I don't know, I think there's a good reason to divert children from entertainment that is just flashing colors, poop jokes, weird sexual undertones, and screams to keep their attention. For most shitty modern trends for children, I can think of an equally toxic previous iteration from the past. But for this kind of content I genuinely can't. Even the Fred videos my friends liked back in the day had more depth than this. Kids aren't sophisticated, but there's no reason to treat them like mindless drones.
Not to mention TikTok is notoriously bad at filtering inappropriate content and enacting proper safeguards for children.
Here's your validation, Jarvis. The camera quality, is indeed, immaculate, much like your premium channel
Change your profile picture
Don’t change your profile picture
Please do
@@doinyomom228 please don’t
Ight lads we need to get him to a mil so he can get a golden Jarvis Johnson gold golden plack
[to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles] Brother Sister Tik-Tok Couples
nooooooo
@@galaxychill9578 🎶 kinda looks like incest
POV: you're bored on thanksgiving and very thankful that Jarvis posted.
I don't own a bored, sorry.
/s
Dealing with family and this is a nice break from that stress
I don't celebrate thanksgiving ...but yeah...I was bored
I haven't eaten yet. My mom is making us wait until her boyfriend gets back from wherever he is and only then can we consume.
Agreed
"Vaguely European" is how im gonna start describing myself from now on
0:19 “if you haven’t noticed my camera quality is immaculate”
Me chilling on 420p: wow so *crispy*
Jarvis is such an amazing guy. It stuns me the amount of empathy he has for even hypothetical or fictional situations . Like the fact he sees a childish and distasteful poop prank and immediately , very seriously , says that if it were his partner and the poop were real his concern would still be on their pain . Just . This is something consistent I have noticed in his videos I admire .
As someone named Alexis hearing Jarvis scold me about why we both have so much trouble in the bathroom was definitely one of the weirdest experiences I’ve had in a while
I'm a fellow alexis and I feel ashamed to share a name with this girl
love the pfp! tlou2 for life
@@wowlsdraws4137 Joel in the Jurassic Park hat always makes me smile
@abeechu I love ur pfp
slowly lowers myself into a box addressed to jarvis’ p.o box
I love your pfp 👁👄👁
Flat Stanley? Is that you?
your pfp is *chefs kiss*
Yes, your camera is so good that I can see every fiber of your shirt
yo when you paused it and were like 'she's in front of a mirror' I died laughing dude.
being told I’m premium by Jarvis is all I need today 😌😌
The best thing to have on a holiday
yes! and also I love your channel!!
@@kampyo wait omg my channel?😭
@@tonitalks yes!!! you're awesome :D
@@kampyo ahhh thank you so much!😭🥺
Jarvis: kids stuff yells
My brain: MY NAME IS MORGZ AND IM IN A COFFIN
Why did I read that automatically in Morgz voice 😫
@@TheSimplyCooking
Same, I hate it 😒
He has infiltrated our brains
*MORGAN, WHY ARE YOU IN A COFFIN, MORGAN!?*
@@smallballs4295 yes!
2:04 holy crap that was a smooth AF auto focus/defocus
"Have you ever smelt poop before?"
My mom wouldn't let me watch american children shows as a kid because there was so much screaming
What did she think Dora the Explorer was? Pretty sure that’s an American show, and she doesn’t scream. Same with Sesame Street.
Literally every other show, yeah, they scream a lot for some dumb reason XD
@@Wired_User Well, we didn't have those channels. We had dubbed nichelodion
@@sonjaolofsson2682 Dora is on Nickalodeon, though...
@@Wired_User Oh, I guess I just watched when other random things were on then? Never saw it anyway haha
@@sonjaolofsson2682 it was on nick jr which not every place might have had. it was like an early morning part of the nick channel.
"As you might notice, my camera quality is pristine"
Jarvis the internet I can afford is 144p why would you
Same
Are you guys ok?
Haha poor
@@JoeMama-hq7xw shut up I screwed joe
@@Kevin_Theadore1 who?
ngl I like being a part of the premium gang in anything for once
Whenever that voice comes on in the background and says "Goooold~" it just kills me 😂
2020 feels like an alien's fanfiction
That's the most accurate depiction of this year I've ever read
Well, you are not lying.
@@marrow1243 Oh no
It's free AND its premium ! It's ✨*Freemium*✨
oh no microtransaction is coming soon?
I feel so better about my room and my apartment when you said “beautiful home”
I figured it out the reason they can make such high pitched squeals is because theyre inbred and the reason the mom is okay with them having a romantic relationship is because their dad is her brother. IT ALL MAKES SINCE NOW
Jarvis: *Holds up a silver plaque*
“Now that’s gold.”
Thank you for posting, I'm trying to avoid my transphobic and homophobic relatives.
Edit: We're good, they're gone, I'm now sitting in the wonderful darkness simping for more of Troye Sivan's thirst traps.
Stay strong. I'm bi too 😃
Oof hopefully they will leave soon, and you can be alone. Stay strong 🏳️🌈 ❤️
I feel your pain,, Hopefully everything went well ❤
.
Or at least not the worst thing that's happened thus far-
Stay strong!! It gets better, trust me ❤️
Source: am also bi and trans :)
Edit: also bc I never know who needs it, feel free to reach out and message me if you need some sense of supportive company during the holidays with your fam, I know this time of the year can be rough for us
as a bi trans person, im sending my love 🥺🥺
When the toilet paper roll landed perfectly in her mouth, I exhaled the loudest sigh. I'm sure tik tok is a lovely place but it makes me skin crawl that there are creators catering to incest, and now scat, porn viewers.
12:47 "Whenever sibling couple 2 gets bored of pooping on each other... they prank their mom" --- words I never imagined would be strung together in a sentence and still be true. That's it. The human race should end now.
Jarvis: "thanks for inviting me into your beautiful home"
*Me who just sat down after painting walls and putting up wallpaper*: "yess. Beautiful. Yess."
Good job
Something about editing Jarvis, just makes me smile. It's like seeing... raw Jarvis.. saying that, makes it sound like I'm a cannibal.
What if we make raw Jarvis cooked Jarvis to make him hotter and more delicious?
mmmmm... raw jarvis...
Don’t you love it when mom buys you raw Jarvis for dinner?
I wouldn't mind rawdoggin jarvis
WHAT IS THIS COMMENT SECTION
where's my man Ezekiel so I can congratulate him for getting featured?
I regret clicking on this video. I'll never be able to look at Nutella the same again.
Zeffo doesn't appreciate his picture being on the floor.
Don't you just hate it when poop casually lands in your mouth after a lil toss? Why is it that can happen but when I toss popcorn in my own mouth it ends up in a different part of the room?
Epic.
I can’t believe that 70% of the fanbase has not found this premium content
Video quality as clear as D’Angelo’s skin
you would think sibling TikTok would be all wholesome and stuff but no, it’s poop and kissing 😳
I deadass thought you said “you would think sibling couples would be all wholesome and stuff” I-
@@homoerotica9820 😭😭😭
Yourlocalfemboyhooters me too 😂
Is it bad I’m not surprised
Imagine deciding, as an adult, that this is how you wanna make money for the rest of your life
THIS TOOK ME TF OUT 😭😭😭
The camera looks very premium just like the viewers of Jarvis Johnson gold
Not going to lie. I'd be the mom in a robbery. Silent and still, they can't see me that way
I didn’t think the stepsister joke was going to blow up in this way.
This is what I thought. The fetish porn watchers have led them to believe that we're all into this
And we’re not all in to this? Nah jk ur right... unless
@@beepbeepcasucha I mean ... I didn't want to watch it ... but ... you know ... that's not my fault ... I swear ... there's practically only that and I'm trying to not read the title ... Am I a fetishit tiktoker ?
@@GoncaloDCa "..." is one of the only things in your vocabulary
@@whale_inc9646 yes
I imagine his P.O. Box and mailbox are gold. Actually, I imagine everything besides what the camera sees is gold.
AMAZING CAMERA, HOLY JESUS ITS SO GOOD I HAD TO CHANGE MY SHEETS
While I applaud Jarvis’ new camera game, I’m a sucker for background Easter eggs 😂
Jarvis: "it looks like the car got sawed in half"
Phil swift: (flex tape intensifies)
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!
AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!
17:34 thats the comedy gold im looking out for
I love how he bleeped the first time he said the f word and then just gave up on it.
"Crawls into frame, in writhing pain." Some GOLD poetry there Jarvis.
I was confused as to why the content was so good, but then I realized I was watching ✨gold✨
When he said “thank you for inviting me into your lovely home” I was in my car 😂
@17:45 Jarvis just being a genuinely good guy telling you to be nice to your mom. This is the premium content I'm subscribed for.
Jarvis: "Thanks for letting me into your beautiful home"
Me in my run-down, budget student apartment with no windows: :)
I felt that but instead of student apartment it's my own run down budget *adulting* apt in the hood.
What happened to my life...
12/10 camera quality today. I’m so glad to be a premium viewer and get this *premium content*
i felt physically ill watching that first one
I was at such lost for words i had to use sign language to convey how bewildered I am
Our mighty overlord Zeffo in the background repeating ‘think happy, stay happy’ to himself.
Those screeches were so high pitched my dog was eyeing me. And I'm wearing headphones.
Jarvis ruined my eyes with that last clip, thankfully i'm not alone...
"That sound is foreign to me when it comes to digestion (the balloon pop)"
What, you don't eat balloons? I thought everyone did that.
I am TOP scientist from the JIIAS (Also known as, the Jarvis Institute of Incredibly Accurate Science). I am just here to scientifically confirm that you ARE premium as f.
That's so sweettttttt