Mama vs The Funeral
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Getting an extra obituary to take to someone is like taking them a plate from a family function😂
Spot on😂😂😂😂 and why do we do this???😂😂😂
@@cheryljohnson6448 🤣I have no idea & it’s just understood if somebody can’t make it to the funeral,you’d better get them an obituary.
This is the comment😂😂😂
@@lindsainicole 🤣🤣
I went to my 2nd cousins funeral last month and the ushers didn't give me an obituary. My auntie sure did though.😂
A black funeral is not a black funeral without the ‘program.’
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Never! 💀💀💀
Where I live we call the program the obituary
@@carayjyes! My aunt says “did yall get a bituary”😂
@@geminilove8323 😂 my husband went to a funeral today, once as he walked in the door he hands me the obituary 😂
This right here was my Mom. She just recently passed away and I still cannot believe it. But this was her. She loved going to funerals and we’ve heard all of this from her🤣. Me and my siblings knew that her service had to be an “event”. The service was a beautiful tribute to our Mommy. We had plenty of programs, plenty of food and plenty of money to pay for everything. I know she’s proud of how we honored her. Thank you so much for these much needed laughs.
God bless you and your family in your loss ....
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Honor. That's what it's about
God Bless You
Sorry for your loss, bless you❤️
I didn’t even know May, but I’m invested in her whole, Home Going.
1. Why, did she wear that red dress. Umhh!
2. Not a horse and carriage ride past the job. Mercy!
3. Where’s the repas? Who made the potato salad? (Loraine can’t cook)
4.Not on the Crack! Ugh!
EJ, you crack me up. Thanks for all you hard work and the laughs. 🤣💕🤣
Look you!! Ma got that service the way she wanted. Now y'all wanna come and show y'all colors! Let them people ride ma past that job. Y'all ain't even kin no way. (Cuz Earl never even claimed y'all!!). And dont u worry bout dem programs! Annie Mae got a stack of em in her"bag". You just worry bout SENDING YALL MAMMY OFF RITE...... ☝️. annnnd, who is in THAT WHEEL- CHAIR !!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣😂😅😂😂😆
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That was trashy. I mean who wears red, but that one cousin. You know which one.
Well ya know (May), now...May was Mama's 1st cousin cause ya see. May's mother... and, Mama's mother, see they were sisters. So, ya know that makes May, Mama's, " very first cousin she ever had. 😆😆😆 I'm having too much fun with this. Don't pay me no mind, I'm just having fun.😆😆😆
@@CulturalProspect lol..wait a minute let me get my glasses….so I can see.
Wait, wait, wait. Now was that Geraldine’s babies child on the 2 cousins side. Mavis’ boy’s daughter?
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She hated horses and that job! 😂😂😂😂
And did! 😂🤣😂
I love how much mama loved and knew her first cousin May!
Tell the truth, shame the devil 😅😂😅
Right, I wish they wouldnt ride her around thru there!!!!
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I need Mama to have her own show! The fact she don't have one by now is a ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣
Baby lay me beside her because I died WEN SHE SAID THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NOW IS A WHAT???😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣EJ LORD HAVE MERCYYYYYYYY
Mama sho do!!!
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Yes..Tyler Perry..Will Packer..Rickey Smiley..somebody
Yes! A ridiculous!!!
My momma is a funeral director. I can say ALL of this is true 😂😂😂
“He was a coke doer.” I swear mama and Ms. Jackie need their own show.
“this is a ridiculous” “program…PRO-GRAM” LMFAOOO
the wig is a paid actor 😂😂
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From a Union😂
Lolololol 😂lolololololol ❤
The way this wig be moving will always take me out😂😂😂😂😂
Riiiiight so bouncy 😂😂😂😂😂
With every head bob, nod and movement it gets me.😂😂😂
Mama's wig is my All-Time FAVE! 😂
I was at a convention last weekend and I saw a woman with this exact same hair😮!!! All I could think of was EJ!!!😊
Omg I love it lol
😂😂😂 " Lawd the church said she didn't pay any tithes so, she can't have the funeral at her home church!!!" Love the fact Mae had a life policy!❤❤❤
OMG... When did this become a thing?... Just heard about this in the last 5 years... Does this really happen??... I'm stunned 😧😳
@@62new Don't know how widespread it is, but it happened to my family. Daddy was not a big churchgoer. Some "donations" definitely had to be made before they would hold his funeral service at the church.
My mother’s memorial is tomorrow and I want to play this so bad, but I can’t do it😂😂😂😂😂. Thank you for the laughs.
My condolences on your loss!
Play it after. Comic relief goes a long way
Condolences
I'm sorry for your loss, praying for you and your family ❤️🙏
May God give you and your family peace❤
“EVEN WHEN YOU DEATH!!” 😂😂😂😂
THAT PART!! !
YESSS! Even when you death!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
That part had me so weak!
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Even in ya DEATH!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HES A CRACK DOER!!!!!🤣💀💀💀
Whenever we asked my Mimi what she wanted for her funeral she’d say “I tell ya what I don’t want, I don’t want no body standin over me sayin “don’t she look gooood!” 😂
😂😂😂😂never disappoints
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@@katkatt047 southern mamas and grandmamas got a way with words 😂
@@BethanySchmidtEsthetics "she looked like herself" wth? Well who she supposed to look like?
At 14 my 1yr cousin shu shu passed and at the funeral my great aunt his grandma who was blind fell on the casket and almost knocked it over. Then at the grave yard she tried to jump in the hole with the casket. I told myself once I got grown I wasn't going to no more damn funerals. I'm in trauma therapy now.😔
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Lord have mercy! It sounds like you had every reason not to! That was enough to scar you.
#1 - The Wig gets a standing ovation!
#2 - We ain't doing no "weenie roast"! She had insurance!
#3 - The crack doer might have killed her!
#4 - What you bringing to the repast?
#5 - Mae didn't like horses and she couldn't stand that job! LOL
"That's MY MAMA!" At least one person shouts that at a black mama funeral!😂
Sho NUFF!!!
@@angelamoss5156 Siblings be like "She all our mama"
@@Amber19 yes 😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😂
Yep 😂😂
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I'm surprised she didn't ask "who did the body?" 😂 "Cuz you know, Cleophus and Sons Funeral Home have 'em lookin waxy!!" 🤣
There you go...!😅😅😅😅
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E J you have successfully captured the vernacular, and cadence of All the Wonderful Black Women that raised me. Bravo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💖💖💖
Yes she has!!!!
Mama and her wig need to win an Oscar. I’m going to start a petition for it. Who’s with me? 😂😂😂😂
_"Mae was my first cousin.....she was the very first cousin I had."_ That got me...good.
Said at least 1 elder at a black "fune"
How I chortled at that part!!
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I was crying 😂🤣😂🤣
IKR
I got some bad news yesterday and hearing "This is a ridiculous and the wig that has a life of its own cheered me right up.
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She has it secured REAL good!
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I’m in the same boat. I’m sending so much love and strength your way. What you’re experiencing will not last forever. You’re not alone ❤❤❤❤
My mom just passed, and I promise this is how ppl was when they seen my mom's programs. "These are beautiful, so colorful. And her nickname was Mae
“May hate horses, and May HATED THAT JOB!” 😭😭😭😭👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 One thing’s for certain and two thing’s fo sho, Mama finna spill that tea on the deceased! 😂
My mama just passed and she would have been rollin’ on the floor listening to this!! 😂😂😂 THANK YOU EJ RIP MAMA
My condolences
My condolences
I'm sorry for your loss.
Condolences 🙏🏽💕🕊️
My condolences. 🫂🙏🏾
This is a master class. I’m from rural South Carolina, and I feel like I know “Mama.” EJ is so gifted
Girl me too and this is accurate down to the program requests
You know it, South Cack all day.
Are mama and the lady from work related or first cousins or somethin 😂
This is my grandma, mother and all my aunts...
What parts of Souff Cack a lacky yall from? Im at Myrtle Beach presently but from the Spartanburg Greenville area
I saw myself in "I wanna go up there and say something...but I dunno what to say." Public speaking is a nightmare scenario for me so at my mom's funeral I read a short poem and kinda sorta greeted/thanked people for their love and support. I wasn't about to be up there rambling too long, then boohooing and needing help to sit back down in my chair lol
All I can say is when i watch you I don't know whether to laugh or cry thinking about my Grandmother what raised me. 😂
I was thinking the samething, but this brought back memories and so true, we go over n beyond at these funerals. 😅😅😅
Oh I used to work at a funeral home and this is spot on!! Try getting 9 siblings that haven't spoken to each other in 20 yrs to agree on everything in the funeral planning meeting!
I can only imagine the conversations you heard! The bigger the family, the worse it is!😔😔😔
My aunt passed in 2021 and when you do the mama sketch you sound and act just like her it bring back funny memories of her Thanks EJ
I got stressed out just reading this lol
That would be straight chaos, fussing and fighting😬
🤣🤣🤣 people are emotional after losing someone. It's not funny but I can't help but laugh.
"And they color pictures too..."😂😂😂
We all know those colored pictures ain't cheap lol
Now mama needs to go to a funeral that WASN'T right. Where the kids were arguing, no insurance, needing to raise money... Cause ive seen a few of them and the drama is EVERYTHING 😂
"May my first cousin......she's the very 1st cousin I had"😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done😂😂😂❤❤
There's always someone with a red dress on at the damn funeral...
Always…
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Lol!
Yep. They too gotta REPRESENT!
@@sydneykirk4957 its am attention getting color not "respectful" . By older people red is a "celebration" happy color
We don’t play about our “funes”(my granny’s voice),our obituaries & our repasts😂. My mom told us not to waste all of her life insurance money on her funeral trying to “show out for the folks”🤣
"funes" makes me think of that Rickey Smiley skit 😆😆
@@denisenunya2619 🤣🤣
Yes!!!
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The “Wig” speaks without mama saying a word. The wig said what it said nah 😂. I loves me some mama vs 😂😂😂
If you haven't taken extra programmes from a family funeral for those who couldn't make it, then you truly haven't been to a Caribbean funeral.
I never get tired of seeing Mama’s wig shaking
That wig body is fye!
This is the exact reason why I don't go to funerals with my mother. She talks to me through the whole service 🙄🙄🙄
I listen to morning talk radio and my mom asks me questions while the djs are answering🙄 but we're gonna miss everything when they're gone,not to be morbid
And soon, you’ll be doing the same thing because you’re just like your Mama.
Lawd will do this too 1 say😮
I tried to sliiiiiide on in wit my finger up ☝🏽view the body, my respects to the family and back to my hoo-ride respectfully .... burning off
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I'm hollering because every name she said is in my family..YES..EVEN MAE AND ERSALINE!🤣
That part about the church not assisting because the deceased didn’t pay tithes was a WORD.
I just planned my dad's funeral and this made me laugh, thank you 😢😂
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I did too. We just had the celebration of life for my dad. I can laugh at this video because it's so relatable. 😄 My condolences to you and your family.
Condolences to you and your family 🙏🏽
I'm sorry for your loss
@@SoniT thank you, so sorry for your lost 🙏
😂😂😂😂😂😂"May hated horses and she Hated that job!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂
Lawd have mercy. 😂This woman was at my grandfather’s funeral.😂
Mae had insurance! Mae had life policy! Mae alright!! You get you one! 😂😂😂
OMG! Those daggone programs! The source of more drama at my family member's funerals than you'd believe! (Not enough provided, missing names, missing pictures, unapproved obituaries) LORD!!!!
It’s an argument at every funeral on my dads side about the program and who was left out. The ushers at my mom’s family church hoard those programs like they paid for them, then send you home with 100 programs “for the family”. 🤦🏾♀️
Now this will destroy the family foreva if it aint rt!😂 Why do we wage wars about who's in it, ppl not acknowledged, gf not mentioned that been with him foevea bc nobdy liked her...we do THEE MOST!😂
It's the unmentioned names and then m names mentioned that should NOT have been if you know what I mean that will start a whole war. The second issue is the picture.Dont let that pic be a hot ass mess or it's a fight.
"We ain't doing no weenie roast...Mae got a life policy you get you one."😅😂😂
"Mae got a life policy. You get you one"
My 5 year old: "Facts!"
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I thank you for this mama vid, it came right in time. My mom passed Sunday evening, and I know she would’ve enjoyed it. She discovered you when I played your vids on a trip we had last month. She asked who you were and said you were funny.
Sending you Shalom💜🙏🏾
So sorry for your loss. My condolences to you & your family.❤🙏🏾
My sincere condolences to you.
I pray that every time you laugh you hear ur mama laughing w you. She remains with you, in ur heart ❤dear. Continue laughing because she loves to hear ur laughter. My deepest condolences.
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I see somebody finally got her a program cuz they know she was bout to set it off up in there😂
“A coke doer”⚰️😂😂😂😂 I literally just got of the phone with my sister, who was telling me what time she’s picking up for a family member funeral tomorrow. And when I tell you, we do all of this😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whew childdddd, my MIL wrote her own obituary, only a few things had to be tweaked. My husband followed her instructions to the letter and dared anyone say a damn thing including his brothers (they are janky). It went off without no drama including the repast. We took care of her until the end. But people (family) will try you.
"janky" says it all!!
😂🤣😂 I think you hit or checked every black family FUNERALISM!!! Too Funny & Well Done EJ!
Crack doer gets me every time! 😂😂😂
Sounds so much better than crack head!😅
me too 😅
Ms Jackie and da Mama are my two favorite characters!!!!❤❤❤
Exactly! But they’d be at each other because they’re both so opinionated! And that would be awesome to see! 😂
Just buried my father and this has me laughing AND crying lol ❤
my condolences. the loss of a parent is hard. remember their laughter and know that they are still with you. a parent’s love never goes away or ends.
"Now wait a minute! Who is that doing all that hollering!" 😂😂🤣💀
That voice crack when she got passionate bout her mama. Babyyyyyt that family car will cause a fight😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime!😂😂😂
You know we got to get *_EXTRA_* programs for people who couldn't make it. 😌
Yes! And mail them to people who couldn’t make it!😬
After paying for the printing, I was like...anyone who didn't get a physical copy, I'll send you the PDF and you can print it yourself...cuz this is ridiculous!🙄🤣 (We had enough though😂)
I personally did the mailing. 👀😩🤦🏾♀️
This I did...
Screaming!!! “That mighta killed her, I don’t know… that was A stressful” 😂
I really enjoyed this skit. I would love to see Mama vs. Ms. Jackie!! Thank you for always giving me a well needed laugh!!
I think Mama and Miss Jackie would be "off the chain" as best friends😅
This would be her best video
Now that would be hilarious!!!!😂😂😂
The “EFAY” and “GOFUND”😂😂😂 baby I was through 😂😂
Gofinme
Baby mama was ready to fight about her first cousin bc Mae had money!!😂😂😂😂
I just buried my Mom on Wednesday... i needed this video😂❤😂
“May got a life insurance policy! Go get you one!”😂😂😂😂
Verbatim!!!🤣Man if this ain’t my mother I don’t know who IS!!😩🤣😂
All our mama’s are related I’m convinced!! 🤣😂🤣🤣
Girl! Mamas, Grandmamas, sisters, aunties, we share the same genealogy, for sure!😂
Whew lord!! I know that’s right!!🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️❤
The accuracy of this skit!
I think Mama is some kin to me!! When she broke down that cause of death I was in the living room on the floor!!! EJ keep doing what you’re doing ❤
Who made the potatoe salad is a legit question in our community. We take THAT seriously!
EVERY factual fact covered to perfection 😂🤣
Mommy looking good with her makeup. Funerals are so hard for me but I am glad my insurance policy is in order so my family doesn’t have to pay for anything.
I was hoping that somebody mentioned the make up done. This is real good funeral respectable make up that Mama got on.
You know it’s something serious when Mother Dear gets to shaking them curls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how momma threw in that little life lesson at the end! #lifeinsuranceiswhereitsat 😁
“A crack do-er” 💀🤣
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Good thing Miss Jackie wasn’t there because it would’ve been upsetting for her 😩😂🤣☝🏽
She would have to call Robert
@@dolomitefan1767 ☝🏽👍🏼
“I want to say something, but I don’t know what to say “ ahaha spot on
Yaaasssss, mama with the big curls ❤. I found out my friend lost her 24 y/o son today. I needed this so much
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We really be doing too much at funerals. I’m from the Caribbean and this is exactly what happens 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Girl, you’re telling the truth. The Caribbean folks may be worse😂😂😂
Ursalean said Ms. Jackie brought pinto beans but is keeping her pot under the pew by her feet for fear of theft until time to eat.😂😂
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!☠☠☠
Helllll naw...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can y'all tell me why EJ can have me rolling out of my chair laughing, but my family get on my last nerve doing this same ish.....🙄
People swear they need a 'program'. They just end up in a drawer or for some older folks a frame. 😂😂😂😂😂
I use them for family tree research, so I actually need them. 🥰
That "snatch back" wig is exactly how my mother wore her hair in 70s/80s
Not a snatch back wig. I am dead 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tremaine861 that's what the hairstyle is called..."snatch back"
I LOVE her wig. Its says EVERYTHING 😂 it has body combined with the old school curls. I love it. Beautiful job as always. 🖤🩶🤍
I believe that wig stays washed and curled wit big can size rollers on a wig head .... waiting for it's next debut !!!!
I’m ALWAYS here for the wig!!!😂😂😂😂
I PROMISE EJ knows my family. I can’t understand how you nail this EVERYTIME!!!
No event is complete without Mama and that curly wig babbyyyyy!!!!😂😂😂
Yes! Please go get you a life policy! Because for the life of me I can't figure out how we paid for funerals before GoFundMe. Every time someone dies, there's a GoFundMe "for the funeral costs." (And EVERYBODY does it. Not just us!)
Traditional funerals with their staggering cost are becoming a thing of the past. The new way is cremation and a reception.
@@genxx2724That’s what my mom wanted. To be cremated. My sisters and I honored that and had a very nice celebration of life service for her.
I was once told by a funeral director that "Go Fund Me" is not an insurance policy"....
@@62new True that. My cousin and I said the same thing.
Before GoFundMe there was the fish/chicken fry. Plates were sold and the money went towards funeral costs.
Ms. EJ just can't miss! Who do we need to call to get this talented woman on the silver screen already?
I heard she has written for Taraji P Henson already...Mrs E.J is in her bag 🎒 🛄 🧳 😏
@professorkaos111
I wouldn't be surprised. We just love her. We just need to see her on screen cuz her presence and delivery is just so real.
OKAAAY!!! RIGHT!!!
Let her stay here with us. Keep her creative freedom. She's monetizing. Trust. And her and Fred can have a stress-less life. Kids are gone. Too much Hollywood can corrupt. It must be in the water or in the air.
You know her husband was the one on that crack, he was a crack doer". This one had me hollering! 😆😆😆❤❤❤
“May gotta life policy! You get you one!!” 😂😂😂 get them together momma!!
Yall my grandma just passed and IF THIS AINT BLACK FOLKS. 😂😂😂 I love us. Thank you EJ.❤
My condolences! I'll keep you and your family in my prayers.
@meemee4086 thank you so much!!
You need your own tele show!!!! You're simply the best!!!!
She hated horses & She hated that job...😂😂🤣 baby I yelled!
I think she experienced every emotion known to man at this one funeral. 😂😉
Ma'am....(2 fingers up)....Ma'am (clearing my throak)....You showing out!!!! This is so accurate...OMG!!!!!😂😂😂
LOL!!!!! Lord, I can't! I swear it's only our people who have funerals like this! We be doing the most!! LOL!
Finna be 73 cracked me up!! Without programs/obits at a black funeral it's going down. And don't let some get one and somebody didn't, it's about to be a misunderstanding and furniture moving😂
This is straight out of a cultural textbook about how some of our Black family members react when someone dies. LMBO 🤣🤣🤣
Mama is my girl…old skool fa’ sho!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 EJ you did THIS!!!
Mae was my first cousin- she was the very first cousin I had 😂😂😂
Covered EVERYTHING 🥳🥳🥳 and mama’s hair Lmaooooo looks better than ever. Dem hot oil treatments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳.
That wig shaking takes me out every time 😂