Re-watching these old Jay Leno Headlines, etc., is so much more fun than watching the news. Sometimes I have to pause the video while I recover from laughing too hard.
I'm 53 years old. Old enough to remember Johnny and Ed, Jay and Kevin. I'm also old enough to know no one cares whether I have watched The Tonight Show since Jay left.
@@alwignot3584 Thats where Im from, which makes this all the more hilarious. All my family listened to was Tim McGraw and Marty Stuart. Leno sometimes is just quick with jokes like that. Made total sense. Lol.
I used to live in Lander Wyoming where the local paper posted do many humerous grammatical errors and goofy syntax I wish I'd compiled them for just this dort of humor.
It's a video from a time capsule, from long ago in a distant land. Without seeing this I wouldn't have been able to imagine how far the culture has fallen.
Fallon...maybe....but Colbert and Kimmel?...two butt-wipe political hack morons for the demorats...esp.. Colbert (F'n useless tub of pig chit). Oh..And I ended up liking Leno better. Carson wore his ego on his sleeve and was obnoxious and arrogant at times.
Colbert Report on Comedy Central was good, but as soon as he went mainstream late night he turned into the most unlikable of all and Kimmel is mr woke. Very sad
I was in the editorial side of the newspaper with the cow ads. Both ads came in at different days and were taken by different people. Both ads were free by the way. Each was entered into a computer and when the page is being constructed the computer flows all of the ads. So no one ever really read the page. It's actually pure luck that they wound up next to each other. The only thing people did in production was to fill in empty spaces with house ads like the one you can see in this clip. Personally I made far worse mistakes in my 10 years in the business.
1:55 “Hey, George! Nice haircut! Where’d Ya go?” “Wagner’s Barber Shop & Gus, Phil! Boy! They sure know how to part your hair!” 10:40 I can only imagine how that conversation went between those two brothers driving those pick-ups.... “Hiya Bob! Where are ya? Wanna meet for lunch somewhere?” “Sounds good, Steve! I’m on Highway 59 at the moment!” “Hey, me too! l’ll see you in a couple of sec- !” CRASH!!!!!!........(silence, and then): BOB: “Hey, Steve! What took you so long?” 😁👍
Had one similar to the one with the dog taking a crap...managed a large facility and the company that provided our doggy bags was a family operation...they sent an xmas card one year with the family on the beach and a pile of fake dog doo in front of them...wish I'd hung on to that one...
In fairness to the “fireworks on radio” headline, the radio may have been broadcasting a music score for the fireworks show. I lived in a city where the fireworks were choreographed to music, with the music being broadcast on the radio.
Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were both totally awesome. Arsenio Hall and Conan O Brien fell FAR short of Carson and Leno but could still sometimes be worth watching. Everyone else since has completely sucked.
A bridge collapsed and people died. Rescuers searched through the rubble looking for bodies and survivors. After a week of search and rescue the headline reads: "We don't expect to find anymore survivors alive."
(At 15:35..) His "best of" compilations of funny headlines are all funny .. I noticed the pair in bed reading catalogue (with them actually ON the catalogue's cover ..AND in exact same bed·photo), are also in a 3rd 'same photo' (on ITS catalogue cover within!) · · - • ·🤯· • - · ·
1. Male infertility is passed from mother to son. 2. Mexican flavored water is known as "Aguas Frescas; in fruit flavors from Mexico. 3. Pants down on dummy in disaster exercise is to dramatize checking for femoral artery bleeding.
who doesn't love dumb criminals? had a cop who told me if it wasn't for them he wouldn't like being a cop............. and he was in a relatively small city vs say ny or la or chicago
20:06 - Man Reports Wife Missing After a Year - Possible explanation: The man and his wife were separated but not divorced and had lost contact with each other. The man eventually wanted to re-marry but had to file for divorce first from his wife. So, the legal ad in the paper to find her, and if she is not located within a certain amount of time, the marriage is declared dissolved.
Only Jay can pull this off. And listening to Kevin laugh just adds more humor. 😂 Miss this so much!
This segment wouldn’t be half as funny without Jay’s comments. The man is hysterical 😂
These never, ever will get old. Ever.
Headlines and Jaywalking were always my favorite 😂😂😂
Loved Jay Leno. He was so hilarious
I haven't watched the tonight show since Jay Leno quit, love the headlines section
Really miss his show, him and Carson were the best. Tried watching others ,they stunk.
He didn't quit - they fired him even though he was #1 in ratings.
Jay Leno was on top of his game, nobody like him funny as hell could always laugh with Leno!!!!!!!!!
Re-watching these old Jay Leno Headlines, etc., is so much more fun than watching the news. Sometimes I have to pause the video while I recover from laughing too hard.
I'm 53 years old. Old enough to remember Johnny and Ed, Jay and Kevin. I'm also old enough to know no one cares whether I have watched The Tonight Show since Jay left.
The accordion convention was awesome! 😂
Absolutely hilarious! The neighbors probably wondered why I was laughing so hard.
Ah, the good old days when The Tonight Show was actually funny and enjoyable...
And nonpolitical
when Carson was there.....thank God.
Thank you I really needed some good laughs! Loved watching Jay back then.
"Marty Graw....hey, isn't that the country singer?" LOL
Yeah..I think he’s from Nawlins
@@alwignot3584 Thats where Im from, which makes this all the more hilarious. All my family listened to was Tim McGraw and Marty Stuart. Leno sometimes is just quick with jokes like that. Made total sense. Lol.
😂😂😂😂
God, I love these clips...tv was fun
This was back when we had comedians on late night. Not this mess they show now. I miss Jay.
These still make me laugh uproariously. Funny stuff.
I didn’t see these till my teen/college years, but I stayed up for it every time. Wasn’t the same after he stepped down.
If jay just laugh.....definitely its a show itself 😂
We missed him.....
I miss The Tonight Show with Jay Leno!!!
I miss these days when late night was the best thing on tv :/
Me too. Headlines was fantastic !
It's NOT entertainment anymore.
It's all political.
I miss Jay so much
when he laughed
he made me laugh 😅
I used to live in Lander Wyoming where the local paper posted do many humerous grammatical errors and goofy syntax I wish I'd compiled them for just this dort of humor.
We need more of this.
I always loved Jay Leno
Headlines were so funny when Jay did them
Jay and Kevin, best duo on late night. Staple of my childhood. Wagners barber shop and guns is still open btw!
Oh I miss Jay, bring him back to late night.
I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.
I watched for a while till they got obnoxiously political 🤮
Leno and Carson was the best !
@@alwignot3584 ahahaa yeah I remember when you lost your sense of humor because you decided to take it personally
Jay still has it even after he left the show.
Neither have I.
Thanks Jay, You made my day.
Late night TV was great when we had Johnny Carson then Jay took over. They were both amazing
And Ted Koppel
Good mix, concise clips. 👍👍
His headlines in the news was the best part of the show
Funny and with guess what? with no politics.....................
He had many headlines that busted on Clinton.
I had to pause this video to catch my breath from laughing
Thanks for uploading this.
I haven't watched Jimmy Fallon yet. Iron Jay, the brain, and headlines always made me laugh.
Remember Beyondo the floating head
Thank you Ritchie
particularly great set of Headlines 😃🤣
NO Late Night for me after Jay left.
Some of those had me crying
I love Kevin's laugh
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
So funny. Love this.
I watched Johnie Carson, then Jay Leno, none since.
Your mommy must be proud.
Same here.
@@Randy58-zn4ez Still sleeping on that bed of nails?
I love them all. Grew up and still watch and love. Love Jimmy Fallon too!! They are all so talented!!
It's a video from a time capsule, from long ago in a distant land. Without seeing this I wouldn't have been able to imagine how far the culture has fallen.
and Props to the camera-man. he was working hard.
The go fart thing had me laughing hard, wasn’t expecting that.
Jay was the best Night Light.
I always loved headlines with Johnny Carson and Jay Leno no matter how tired I was I would always try it and watch headlines the best part of all.😅😅😅
Thanks for your editing. I liked the all.
The “Dollar days special” is the funniest ad there is in this video. It only get funnier when Jay starts to explain more about the ad it self @ 1:38
“Where is it!?” 😂
@@melasvarco4791 “What restaurant? How do I get there?”
Man, I wish Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien we're still on Late Night.
Must have backed into the sun 😂😅😊😅😂 that one got me!
The fireworks on radio thing is actually music played to go with the fireworks you are watching.
Jay Leno and Johnny Carson were genuinely funny and likeable. There's not way Colbert, Fallon, or Kimmel meet either criteria.
Fallon...maybe....but Colbert and Kimmel?...two butt-wipe political hack morons for the demorats...esp.. Colbert (F'n useless tub of pig chit). Oh..And I ended up liking Leno better. Carson wore his ego on his sleeve and was obnoxious and arrogant at times.
@@CRuf-qw4yv Jesus who hurt you? I hope you got over your crisis of hate against Stephen Colbert 😂
They all blow
Absolutely true
Colbert Report on Comedy Central was good, but as soon as he went mainstream late night he turned into the most unlikable of all and Kimmel is mr woke. Very sad
Why hasn’t anybody else started a Headlines skit? There must be plenty of material.
I was in the editorial side of the newspaper with the cow ads. Both ads came in at different days and were taken by different people. Both ads were free by the way. Each was entered into a computer and when the page is being constructed the computer flows all of the ads. So no one ever really read the page. It's actually pure luck that they wound up next to each other. The only thing people did in production was to fill in empty spaces with house ads like the one you can see in this clip. Personally I made far worse mistakes in my 10 years in the business.
There's a suburb near me called Waterproof. Years ago the Courier's headline was "Waterproof man drowns"
Crumpet the cat was the meat inspector. All meat must be sampled for tasties. 10:12
I live in Michigan - that guy with the Body Shop would be passing out a lot of turkeys !
Jay: How do you spell shutters?
Kevin: S-H!
At 17:52 time stamp, we meet Tom Benevides, candidate for state auditor of NM. He keeps a eye out for corruption; just not always the same eye.
Mexican flavored water, Tequila. YEA !
Bathroom Dancing! lol
1:55 “Hey, George! Nice haircut! Where’d
Ya go?”
“Wagner’s Barber Shop & Gus, Phil!
Boy! They sure know how to part
your hair!”
10:40 I can only imagine how that conversation went between those two brothers driving those pick-ups....
“Hiya Bob! Where are ya? Wanna meet for lunch somewhere?”
“Sounds good, Steve! I’m on Highway 59 at the moment!”
“Hey, me too! l’ll see you in a couple of sec- !” CRASH!!!!!!........(silence, and then):
BOB: “Hey, Steve! What took you so long?” 😁👍
@johnrowley
🚛💥🚚 Haa! Guess it
looks like that "lunch" would maybe be
...hospital food.??!!
❓ ❗
🤕 🤢
🍛 🍛
Just saw the home improvement episode with Jay and his cars
Had one similar to the one with the dog taking a crap...managed a large facility and the company that provided our doggy bags was a family operation...they sent an xmas card one year with the family on the beach and a pile of fake dog doo in front of them...wish I'd hung on to that one...
3:08 Mexican Flavored water gives you Montezuma's Revenge (diarrhea).
We know what the revenge is.
Hahaha
@@missjody5803 UA-cam offered to translate your comment into English which, accoring to UA-cam is "haha." LOL
I'm pretty sure the "Bowwowtox" was a joke. At least I hope it was!
Years from now, will they be putting any funny clips on UA-cam from today's late night shows?
nope.
I'm laughing my ass off
All you can eat buffet, drive through window available. 😂😂😂
"Suki! Come in here."
Priceless for everything else is Mastercard, which is good for everywhere except shell some BPS in Kroger
“I don’t know much about fertility but….” Jay is so hilarious! Hey here’s an idea. Why doesn’t some network bring him back!!!
They would probably be reruns but still funnier then what's on now
This is funny!
In fairness to the “fireworks on radio” headline, the radio may have been broadcasting a music score for the fireworks show. I lived in a city where the fireworks were choreographed to music, with the music being broadcast on the radio.
I haven’t laughed this much since I read the Nancy comic strip.
best thing was kev's laugh
especially when Leno read a weird 'meat' post and says 'here's one for you, Kevin'.
@Bob Loza In the Real World or when he says "Kev, I can see why you're a vegetarian." 😁
Hilarious!
Back when the show was funny.
Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were both totally awesome. Arsenio Hall and Conan O Brien fell FAR short of Carson and Leno but could still sometimes be worth watching. Everyone else since has completely sucked.
Kevin had no idea.. that's why he stopped at "sh". 😂
I'm not sure he knew exactly what Jay meant? I know that I wasn't sure...🤔🤔🤔
Kevin : alright
Leno. Enough said.
A bridge collapsed and people died.
Rescuers searched through the rubble looking for bodies and survivors.
After a week of search and rescue the headline reads:
"We don't expect to find anymore survivors alive."
(At 15:35..)
His "best of" compilations
of funny headlines are all
funny .. I noticed the pair
in bed reading catalogue
(with them actually ON the catalogue's cover ..AND in exact same bed·photo), are also in a 3rd 'same photo' (on ITS catalogue cover within!)
· · - • ·🤯· • - · ·
1. Male infertility is passed from mother to son.
2. Mexican flavored water is known as "Aguas Frescas; in fruit
flavors from Mexico.
3. Pants down on dummy in disaster exercise is to dramatize
checking for femoral artery bleeding.
Japanese Alcoholic Available. Rofl!!!!!😅😂
Miss him! & Kevin
This shit we have today. Not funny , piss poor . Just put something else on, news , anything is better. It’s all over , let it end.
who doesn't love dumb criminals? had a cop who told me if it wasn't for them he wouldn't like being a cop............. and he was in a relatively small city vs say ny or la or chicago
A good editor should have a dirty mind.
I would have used the 100%-off sale item , and held them to the promise.
they have a field day when Oregon State takes on Southern California
I want to buy every item listed in these papers.
"Mexican-flavored water" = at least five days abed.
If she's Texan, the one about independence day is correct.
I dont think i have either. Watched conan for when he was on but when whats his nuts took over i cant get through 5m
20:06 - Man Reports Wife Missing After a Year - Possible explanation: The man and his wife were separated but not divorced and had lost contact with each other. The man eventually wanted to re-marry but had to file for divorce first from his wife. So, the legal ad in the paper to find her, and if she is not located within a certain amount of time, the marriage is declared dissolved.
0:24 WTF LMAOOOO
Who was that laughing heh-heh 3 times in a row just after 7:10? Identify yourself
Hashtags used to be good on tonight show with Fallon
If you think we should see the wounds, why did you blur them out?