WILLY'S WONDERLAND - FNAF but Nicolas Cage is the Janitor

[@alicelinheart4906]

This movie has the same energy of "If I was in FNAF I would fight back, I wouldn't get killed by a dumb animatronic" comment and it's fucking great honestly

[@Artistgirl254]

It has "I'm built different" energy lol

[@DexDexter0]

the fnaf animatronics werent made of papier mache tho

[@nicktaco117]

Get a gun?

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

@Vean Studio the perfect specimen

[@I.disagree]

@@nicktaco117 Genius

[@Aussie_Tom]

My biggest disappointment with the film was the fact the line “He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re trapped in here with him.” wasn't '“He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re CAGED in here with him.”.
Would have been perfect....

[@deweybiggs3074]

How many times did it take you to write that comment without messing it up? Would've taken me like a whole week to get it right.

[@MoBallin]

This is same as Soldiers line.
*I am not trapped in a Room full of Robot*
*You are all Trapped in here WITH ME*

[@yeeterskeeter8994]

LITERALLY THO THAT WOULDVE BEEN PERFECT

[@yeeterskeeter8994]

@@deweybiggs3074 they did edit the comment tho-

[@deweybiggs3074]

@@yeeterskeeter8994 yeah, I noticed.

[@ShyLeviathan]

This movie suddenly makes a lot more sense when you choose to believe that it's all actually just a video game. I kept joking to myself that Nic's character is acting a lot like a speedrunner playing an old horror game from the 00's or something, and that's when I was like "oh shit wait a minute." The fake night sky. That's just a poorly textured skybox. The weird tropey behavior of the other actors. Duh, they're NPCs. Nic's obsession with those soda drinks. They're obviously how he heals, or they're power-ups or something. The foam appendages actually doing damage.... it's all video game logic. We don't see what Nic sees - he's got a hud and ui and everything. There's dialogue boxes over the NPCs that he's desperately trying to skip through. He's mute because he's the silent protagonist. Boom.

[@concept5631]

Bruuuhhhhhhh
Damnnn

[@yesimdisguting5994]

you just blow my mind., 🤣🤣🤣

[@crossarchives5876]

Dude, I love this interpretation

[@jojobod]

Also explains the pinball machines as a way of getting the “true ending” like FNaF 3

[@StomeAura]

“Be sure to take breaks. Always good to pace yourself.”
is such a loading screen line

[@sethcouchman4001]

The nail file scene makes perfect sense if you've been a janitor. His fingers look dry and irritated bc he's been scrubbing cleaner into things with them for hours. I actually really like this movie as someone who was a nighttime janitor for years. This is exactly how you would act if anything was trying to keep you from getting home to sleep.

[@nguyenquyetthang1326]

So you are saying you were willing to fight killer animatronics while high on soda just to be able to go home and sleep?

[@yohannas9657]

@@nguyenquyetthang1326 that's just being a janitor

[@chomosuke0720]

​@@nguyenquyetthang1326Did he friggin stutter?!

[@frenzy2061]

Even if the whole concept for the movie is suspiciously familiar, the mere fact that Nick Cage's character takes his job so seriously, despite everything going on, even to the point where he takes breaks as if he's just some regular employee is pretty unique and hilarious. And him not talking makes it even funnier because you have no idea why he's this insistent on keeping the place clean lmao. He gives off the vibe of a person who's played a videogame so many times that it doesn't scare them anymore, so they're just intensely focused on completing all the quests as efficiently as they can.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yeah.
He is getting a car repair pretty much free of any of his money, too.
He could also been a kid that use to go to Willy's before seeing a massacre.

[@epic_mario]

He also stops fighting while the kids because his break was over lol

[@heromedley]

from what ive seen it seems nic cage character has OCD because of the trauma he suffered with his past encounters with willy

[@chef-ln5fw]

@@tonypeppermint5329 theyre was dog tags in his car hes more likely to be a war vet

[@spych0367]

@@heromedley nice job you watched a review online

[@microwave4928]

“Nick cage as a mute janitor who beats up animatronics and plays video games”
Is my favourite concept for a movie

[@exuvittorio4855]

dont forget the pinball victory dance

[@TF2Scout..]

He wasn't mute. He can talk but he just chooses not to - Dr Sartain

[@Thatguy60929]

@@TF2Scout.. He knows this

[@jimthebottle6647]

They must had some goooood weed

[@kylebear8101]

Need a video game-

[@Lyrog]

Willy's Wonderland is unironically one of my favorite movies. It has absolutely fabulous visuals imo, is very fun, and I just love the simplicity of it; the entire point being "Nick Cage doesn't give a fuck". Kinda like the "show, don't tell" version of Shia LaBeouf's "JUST DO IT" speech, which is refreshing after watching thousands of people in movies and also real life constantly complain and fail at things (including ourselves).

[@11skylars]

🐰🐰

[@bdkplaysx]

​@@11skylarsI don't get it tell me

[@thechosenjuan8776]

yknow, we need a lot more protagonists like this
there's something very badass about a hyperfocused weirdo who gives 0 fucks

[@elmirasmiscellaneous1129]

Amen.

[@travelkingable]

To be fair, I like the idea that the reason why Nic Cage is so weird in this movie it's because, as you mentioned, dude's a videogame player character. Silent Protagonist, is given a side quest (Clean the place) and he's doing it be the last thing he does, he does mini games (the pinball), he only works in "levels" and "boss fights," he's never really filthy despite the carnage...
He's just the Dragonborn honestly.

[@user-ku8yi5to4f]

dragonborn nic cage the ultimate life form

[@dantectopus8997]

The reason he's taking his job so seriously is to complete all the side quests to max out his stats.

[@mysticnoobgaming]

someone finally said it

[@memphis_gamer4370]

Lol

[@ArtIsAnExpIosion]

Yessir

[@snipercow861]

The devs didn’t give him a voice he talks through a dialogue box that we can’t see

[@armouredjester1622]

That makes the headcanon for this movie so much more fun
Like, he hasn't touched the main quest line yet, but he's obviously got STR and REF maxxed out already.

[@kitty0chan444]

Imagine the movie was actually just a scheme to get Nic Cage to clean their bathrooms

[@mqfii8992]

Or Cage to fulfill his lifelong dream of either be a janitor or kick the shit out of animatronics.

[@gwenofair628]

I think you may be on to something. Maybe he was hired to be a janitor and some people found out and decided to film a movie around him. He just wanted to finish his job but the director kept throwing weird shit at him so Nick freaked out and just destroyed their stuff. That’s why there’s no dialogue.

[@kitty0chan444]

@@gwenofair628 HAHAHA omg that’s fucking hilarious

[@guyman9655]

@@gwenofair628 It's just a candid camera of nick cage going bat-shit insane with animatronics attacking him.

[@gwenofair628]

@@guyman9655 yeah exactly!

[@tartoflan]

I have the deepest respect for Nicolas Cage. Dude just does what he wants, he's having fun. That's the greatest thing you can hope for in an actor

[@defenderofminorities3056]

I imagine that the reason The Janitor was so set on completing tasks and taking breaks and stuff is a play on gaming, the kitchen was a safe room to resupply and heal, also his obsessive cleaning and playing the arcade game is a reference to maxxing out your stats on side quests. He’s also got the silent badass protagonist trope, and the kids explaining to him everything is classic exposition dumping.

[@ashertlloyd8234]

I liked the contrast between the average virgin horror movie teens that are just there to die vs the chad Nicholas cage that is just there to clean

[@Revanchist2]

Rip and clean until it is done

[@DarkShadic9632]

*I will clean, for I am Nic Cage, and this is FNaF at Freddy’s.*

[@tvgaming2132]

I mean if YOU had that power wouldn't it be fun to punch a robot gorilla then body slam his ass?

[@cheesebird4057]

@@tvgaming2132 HE FECKIN CURB STOMPED A ROBOTIC GORILLA MADE TO COMMIT MURDER

[@tvgaming2132]

@@cheesebird4057 I'm still going to do a pile driver on a robot gorilla what are you not willing to die

[@undeadsecret]

you missed a huge overarching story, Cage's character was mute due to a childhood incident that traumatized him... theorized online that he was one of the original kids to be attacked but actually survived, he intentionally drove over the spike strip, and knew exactly where he was and what he was doing. he went all that way, to be locked in, and deal with the animatronics himself. which is why he shows familiarity with the establishment, and shows so much attention to the old pinball machine. he used to go there as a child.

[@matthogan8494]

Ohhh great analysis

[@MyIneffablePonyyy]

thank you I love you :)

[@TheRaichuTrainer]

Holy shit

[@Maxdud]

Oh and he smacked the animatronoc and kept wincing at the animatronics

[@undeadsecret]

@@Maxdud I have OCD and can also attribute the super literal "breaks" to his ocd, as in his mind he's taking the janitorial duties extremely seriously, which is also why he scrubs the ever living hell out of the place, it's compulsion. not choice.

[@KindaMad958]

Honestly the fact that he goes back to clean everything perfectly after each kill is amazing to me

[@farizerion4746]

I love the fact that this movie doesn't take itself seriously at all

[@RedhoodJT]

The fact that Nicholas Cage is using his influence on this fun smaller project has really increased my respect for him.

[@procrastinator547]

Isn’t he like legally obligated to accept any and all work because of his massive massive debt?

[@peachylady]

@@procrastinator547 really? lol

[@thefish4636]

@@procrastinator547 I think that might be a rumor to explain why he does all these out there movies. He told Variety in an interview earlier this year he left Hollywood because of the constraints studios put on his eccentric acting, he likes the lower budget independent work because of the freedom to experiment and be fluid

[@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere]

He desperately needs the money tbh

[@Smspodcast_]

@@thefish4636 that’s bs he’s broke after buying weird mansions and castles

[@capnfungi7875]

Nicolas Cage himself said he basically only does movies that interest him, and also that his interests hop around a lot, which can be both good him being in smaller movies, and bad, when he loses interest in a film mid-way.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

He also has a surprising amount of patience. He stayed on for Superman Lives whilst in it lingered in development hell for *YEARS.*

[@johnjackson9819]

But I thought he was under contract to do every movie that he gets? Wasn't there something like that?

[@axbix]

@@johnjackson9819 I thought it was something about him getting caught for tax evasion.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

@@axbix Cage alleges that his business manager failed to file for taxes and encouraged risky investments, whereas the manager says that Cage was living well beyond his means. Either way, he now says yes to anything to pay off his debts. I think the writer of this film was being a bit too generous when he said how excited Cage was to do this.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

@Tyler Kincade oh, definitely. Willy’s Wonderland, The Color From Out of Space and Mom & Dad are exactly the kind of projects that feed into his best qualities as an actor, so no doubt he’s mostly paid his dues by now. I still think he’s a cautionary tale for big name actors - maybe focus on the quality of your work instead of buying castles, because if you keep saying yes to anything you’ll run out of castle money 😂

[@baileyrogers9632]

In the gorilla's defense, if Nick Cage attacked me with a plunger I wouldn't know what to do either...

[@Elgrin1701]

Hahahaha

[@EvelynDayless]

Cage is from an action game world. He's silent, he has rules he has to follow, and he's capable of effectively fighting back. Everyone else is from a horror movie doing horror movie things and being baffled by Cage defying their logic. Towards the end that one girl enters Cages world and is able to fight back and when she gets in his car she doesn't say anything; they just understand each other because they're in the same world now.

[@ceering99]

The part where he leaves the girl to fight for herself because it's time for his break killed me

[@vizthex]

same lmao

[@jamesmayle3787]

Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously, read, and do what the Bible says. It is all True.

[@royliber3824]

Man got his priorities. Can't interrupt the animatronic killer on its break time can we?

[@stephendavidson7256]

It's like when they wrote his character maybe when the alarm goes off and he leaves is more part of his traumatic experience and him sticking to some sort of OCD no matter what's going on at the time

[@Grim_Sister]

@@royliber3824 spoken like a true worker of the customer service industry.
God, I hated when people interrupted my break

[@gungisgrand225]

This movie has taught me that the deadliest creature on this earth is a man with a severe case of OCD

[@saturn3053]

Indeed

[@MonkeysMonkeysMonkeysMonkeys]

Nics refusal to speak in this movie makes it feel like an art film. Like no one else on the cast was able to act as well as him and he didn’t even act other than physically. He ironically said more than anyone without saying anything.

[@Sponicman]

This movie is a literal masterpiece. I don't see why you would think that the fact that Nicholas Cage literally pulling an assassin's creed on every single one of these serial-killer-possessed animatronics like he's taking a dog for a walk, all while chugging about 20 cans of punch and playing pinball like he's a kid in the 1980's makes the movie so bad.
For real though, Nicholas Cage matches the power of Shaggy in this movie.

[@joweeeeeeeeeeeee]

I wish Nick Cage, after each fight, said “I just cleaned this” as his only lines in the film

[@Roadent1241]

I had Mr Incredible in my head going 'I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for-for ten minutes?! Please??" Everytime XD

[@MelonHere20]

Y e s

[@curlybrace4984]

God that would've been perfect.

[@abelphommachak7021]

Lol

[@DesolateLavender]

Iread that in Duke Nukems voice.

[@ashmanchester2611]

I think its better he doesn't say a single word. It makes it more funny, cause i see him as less of a silent badass and more more of a dude who just doesn't give a shit about whats going on

[@JaniacTheHedgehog]

If Doom Slayer worked at Freddy's Pizzaria as a janitor.

[@Aidenfe]

Pretty much gordon freeman here

[@icetide9411]

I absolutely love Nick's character in this. He feels like he knows he's the main character. You can't stop him, because HE is the protagonist. HE has the plot armor. YOU don't.

[@ProtoMarcus]

There is absolutely *_0% chance_* the writer wasn't inspired in the slightest by Five Nights at Freddy's...

[@sorrenblitz805]

Unless the idea was actually inspired by the Banana Splits or y'know like 3 different Goosebumps books.

[@ProtoMarcus]

@@sorrenblitz805 You are right, but that is still a non-zero chance for Five Nights at Freddy's!

[@muhibbhussain2262]

He was definitely not inspired by fnaf, until I saw the ball pit...

[@11skylars]

@@sorrenblitz805 Banana splits was originally a FNAF movie script... 💀💀

[@w花b]

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[@DallasATrain7]

What you missed is that Willy was actually the smartest. He was trying to stay out of Nick's way. That's why he killed the cop who kept brining Nick to him.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

"Here's your sacrifice!"
"STOP GIVING HIM TO ME I DON'T WANT HIM!"

[@goofdoof2903]

Cammy was really smart because she was trying to form a bond with one of her victims until snapping his neck a few minutes later

[@CommanderViviax]

That is hilarious.
Take the sacrifice!
Runs off.
No! I don't want him! You can keep him!
Runs off.
He's here!
Well I don't want him! Stop bringing this terrifying man to me!

[@julianhaelig119]

Woah. Are you a gemiest?

[@HattingtonVi]

This movie tells me that I should be more scared of being in a room with Nick Cage than 8 murderers

[@Revanchist2]

Lmfao

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

Ya kno, serial killers would be quick work if we just did the hunting instead.

[@voidago7341]

To be honest, im fine with that

[@GStorlieClan]

yeah lol

[@hilariomendoza1784]

Fun fact that ozzie the ostrich fight was actually achieved with people in green morph suits jerking the body all over the place then the green screen effect was added

[@themonocleguy371]

I personally like the fact that Nick Cage doesn't speak/does weird random stuff because he's supposed to play a person who's suffering from PTSD

[@landongardner1164]

@ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe BRO OMG WHY YOUR SO DUMB OMFG (this was a joke)

[@TheNamesAllison]

PTSD or OCD?

[@biggethboyith2010]

@@TheNamesAllison probley both

[@ziad3077]

@Subject 2 you know I've been thinking of a way to clarify that what you're writing is sarcasm for a long time,and writing /s is basically the same as saying at the end (btw that was sarcasm) it just ruins the whole comment I think the best way to say that this is sarcasm without actually saying it is is by TyPiNg LiKe tHis
Ex:THat WaS vEry RuDe Of you!!!!!!

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

I can’t remember if it was a theory or canon, but I read something about Nicks character actually visited the place as a kid, and was terrorized by the animatronics. This left him with PTSD and left him mute, and he actually drove over the spike strip on purpose because he knew it would get him into Willys so he could take his revenge.
This would explain his familiarity and possible nostalgia over the pinball machine, as well as his unending desire to fix/clean up the place.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Nic Cage auditioned to be Doomslayer, but got recasted to janitor instead

[@tomasramirez2914]

I believe Doom guy would have the same role in being a Janitor..

[@gurg2671]

What if Nic Cage plays Doom Guy in the third DOOM movie (if that is even going to have Doom Guy)

[@powangel1418]

The janitor beats doomslayer

[@CourtFool]

Nic being the Doomslayer is too slayer looks too easy

[@poeticserenade]

lol the shirt changing was to hide the fact that they didnt know what order the movie shots went in so Cage had a clean shirt on at the beginning of each filming session.

[@kenjimamiku4542]

Imagine thinking this Movie is Bad, to me this looks like a great Horror Comedy

[@akxito1601]

Nic Cage in this movie is like the Doom Slayer he’s silent, doesn’t care about anything else, he solves his problems by punching, and cares about only one thing.

[@OriginalEvophase]

Yes...cleaning

[@Healp145]

@@OriginalEvophasecleaning out the demons

[@zackeryablang1214]

Every fight has the doom music

[@ecklespeck7150]

that one thing being his pet bunny lol

[@TerminalM193]

Rip and tare

[@KillShot_Studios]

The way the character was written makes it seem like he's showing signs of ptsd and ocd making you think that he was one of the kids who was attacked and he was wanting to come to the town.

[@sodaworks4885]

That's what I originally asummed

[@sodaworks4885]

But then I realised that in the start it has his dog tags. So he may be a war veteran who went through shit

[@fdb1539]

Sodaworks yep. That also explains why he’s tough as nails and has a strong attention to details and orders (his main focus is cleaning the building, even though he knows he’s being hunted down, just because those were the orders given to him by the owner)

[@vulcankidd8360]

Also, if he was also traumatized from willy’s as a kid, it explains his addiction to soda, a form of coping mechanism that develops young and lingers through life

[@carolinamena331]

thx 4 the review alan the alien!

[@houseemberwood4560]

its some how funnier having nick cage be mute, imagine how hard it mustve been for him not not speak, you keep expecting him to say something but he just never does

[@myac.7150]

I wonder if the reason Cage's Character had such a clean beard, changed his shirt after every murder, filed his nails with sandpaper, and etc., was to make him seem like a psychotic germaphobe or perhaps a very heavy case of OCD where his compulsion to clean comes before the thought of killing the rest of the machines or even leaving the establishment. Just an idea though of what the writers could have been trying to convey.

[@shadydayspecialofficial7767]

“It’s like poetry, it rhymes”-George Lucas

[@nukeeverything1802]

Could even be non-verbal autism

[@andre_168]

That... makes a lot of sense

[@clickbaitcancer120]

Bro, if he goes around cleaning while covered in muck he'll just make a mess, he's doing what any good janitor would do.

[@DbladeMedic]

I read something that said the director imagined his breaks and pin ball playing as leveling up in a video game. I thought that was pretty interesting

[@akbdawgo6396]

it actually doesn't look that bad for a bottom budget movie. future cult classic

[@InTheMindOfDavid]

It’s a great movie

[@tbuckyfilms]

It's bad

[@tiandi5585]

@@tbuckyfilms At being bad.

[@mothbum5580]

@@tiandi5585 Honestly its just fun and ridiculous.

[@yoboikamil525]

it's like doom but mixed with fnaf

[@bittersweethavendesigns]

I came across this movie totally by accident. I had never heard of it before and had no idea what to expect. And I absolutely loved it. XD The fact that Cage's character never spoke a single word the entire time was hilarious to me. lol I imagine that if you had a lot of hype built up prior to the release of the film, it might be a bit disappointing. But for someone who just hears about it and can immediately watch it, it's pretty fantastic. lol

[@panzer747]

after killing willy, he should have said "And that's my shift"

[@BunkerAnon]

He's Player Character. Hence the health drinks and everyones just baffling response to his mutness.

[@handlesR4losers]

Dahm I didn’t think about that

[@CalebA585]

I don't know how people don't see this. He pulled off the player character off perfectly.

[@LordTactusMe]

Looooooool, that’s genius

[@doctor_burnsides915]

So in other words, he's Gordon Freeman

[@Mike14264]

Huh, makes sense.

[@tunguyentruonganh7428]

Nic Cage is such a chad that even the shittiest of movies can still be " somewhat- good " just by having him

[@oobieboobiekanoobiscoobied5972]

Well it’s because he’s the lord of shitty movies. It goes from a bad movie that’s not funny to a bad movie that’s funny because it becomes self aware and capitalizes on it. Think about it shitty movies are his specialty, it wouldn’t have the same effect for a good movie because it would be good and wouldn’t need to become self aware in its terribleness

[@sarahg2653]

I love Nic Cage. Ever watched Leaving Las Vegas? It's really well-acted imo. Shit makes me sob when I watch it.

[@EtherealMalaria]

@@sarahg2653 ghost rider, forst one was good but 2 was nic cage type movie

[@imbussing]

27:32 on God I wish I was that animatronic

[@shaneseem-sin3856]

I personally love this movie, specifically for its stupidity. Nicolaus Cage being silent the whole film is hilarious, especially in the montage where he is just cleaning a bathroom. I feel like the movie was mainly trying to be stupid while still being kinda cool, and I think they succeeded greatly.

[@OneTopic]

Thanks for the review, Alan the Alien!

[@ryanlouisbaeza401]

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[@adogwithagun2393]

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[@DoubleRainbows667]

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[@ryanlouisbaeza401]

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[@yeetmeister6969]

I really wish after the fight with Willy he had one line and said “looks like you couldn’t *weasel* your way out of this one” I woulda lost my mind

[@catherinemcgowan7245]

Well, I'd prefer the post credit scene, but I don't judge.

[@royalblanket]

I was really hoping he would have one cringey one liner right at the end

[@catcat365]

Your profile picture is cursed but you got a point-

[@datcomicnerd2212]

@Clipzyy or its your deathday

[@TheMagnumDon]

this is the fourth fucking time I watched this and I just realized the reason why the Cardboard Cutout of Nick is silent because Nick's role in the movie is silent god fucking damn it

[@Jakepearl13]

It’s even structured like a game. The punch pop,the cleaning,the pinball…and even how he encounters the animatronics…
…how has nobody made a game based on this? Someone call devolver!

[@FroggyNight]

I like the theory that he was one of the kids attacked at willy’s back in the day but he escaped. Traumatized his whole life, he returns to seek vengeance on willy’s by destroying the animatronics and cleaning/restoring it to its former glory.
It would explain his familiarity with the pinball machine, and the reaction he has to the birthday song. Plus some of the looks he gives early on tell me he knows what’s up.

[@zeppizippo7524]

There is also a theory that he is a personification of death. He was on his way to collect the souls that were in the animatronic but he got stopped by the road spike. Him needing repairs obviously led to him striking a deal to clean the place he was already going (something about death either liking to make deals or being forced to honor a deal. This also explains why he has to take a break every hour, even of he's in the middle of a fight. The owner told him to, thus making it part of the deal that has to be followed.) And the reason he likes the pinball machine is because death likes to play games. I watched a review that did a better job of explaining this theory but I can't remember who it was. Personally, I like this theory

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@zeppizippo7524 I like that theory too.

[@thebeastfeast8766]

Going mute is also a symptom of extreme past trauma, so that would explain the no talking

[@dragonskull473slayer9]

@@zeppizippo7524 not only this but the gorilla literally said "but we're friends" before nic curb stomps the gorilla

[@elpidiaacosta7322]

We all got this from Cinema Summary huh? Don’t worry I’m a fan aswell

[@tommycampbell97]

Having him change his shirt constantly is a really funny way to not have to put work into continuity. I kinda like it

[@rocketmanthemovie4554]

I do two

[@paxtonsievert5925]

@@rocketmanthemovie4554 Wrong two my dude, but same

[@rocketmanthemovie4554]

@@paxtonsievert5925 I'm sorry my spelling is horrible I hope its not cringe

[@IamJayism]

Yeah which explains the military tags we see in the beginning of the movie 🧐 🤔🤷🏾‍♀️

[@coltforceplayer]

This movie is a horror movie from the animatronics perspective

[@loki7834]

Here Nick Cage plays perfectly a FNAF protagonist that know what's happening there but comes back to work everyday. If it seems stupid is because it is, but that's how it works.

[@gabby3036]

Okay, so this movie IS a video game. Silent protagonist given weird objective - doesn't question it, just does it. Kills the first boss (Ozzie), gets cleaned up (like in video games when you're randomly no longer covered in blood, etc.), drinks health item (purple Punch drink), continues completing objective(s) until silent protag triggers the next boss fight.

[@generikusername]

The new metal gear game looking wild

[@Caperz.]

Mortuary assistant

[@darkerfox6246]

Yup
The director was very inspired after playing fnaf

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Also, he does not give a fuck about whether the NPC kids live or die.

[@WulfricUlfang001]

Boss rush will be next.

[@thespiritofvengeance2671]

Fnaf: survive the animatronics attacks
Willys wonderland: survive nick cages attacks

[@Destroyer2150]

"I'm not here locked with you. Y'all locked up here with me... but I'm gonna take breaks between cleaning the place and beating the shit out of y'all, just to give you a fighting chance."

[@name-is4dz]

How to actually survive Nicolas cage: mind your business wait for him to Go after he finishes his job then go for the easy prey don't go after Nicolas cage you'll just be Beaten up and torn apart easily

[@happysavage6660]

Finishing:
On the haunted evil animatronics. Lol

[@Nero_starz]

facts

[@GloomGaiGar]

ngl that needs its own game

[@pumpquin8626]

FNAF but gordon freeman

[@sandyluis7547]

One thing I like about Nicholas Cage, he's his own man. Him & Samuel Jackson don't mind going out of the norm of Hollywood to do movies that some of us would deem wack or low budget. They don't mind giving new directors a chance. They love entertaining & they love putting their own personal touch to it. I commend them for doing what they enjoy & even more for doing it unpopular directors.

[@aranavenger]

The man doesn't talk, hates filth, has to stick to a strict schedule, likes a very specific food to an obsessive level, is ridiculously good at a specific game and has to change when icky stuff gets on him.
As an autistic individual, I am seeing some similarities, albeit overplayed

[@vovin8132]

Elvis mentioned he may have OCD, which reminds me of Nick Cage's best role in Matchstick Men

[@pocktgobln]

Im leaning more twords him having OCD

[@Hiro04]

As an autistic person I totally agree

[@tomthestone1470]

Not overplayed at all, quite realistic. As an OCD infected indfividual I say this earnestly.

[@greenleaf37]

@@tomthestone1470 But autism and OCD are different things.

[@SynthTechnic]

Fnaf night guard: doesn’t care about the robots and just does their job
Willys wonderland Janitor: does his job and destroys animatronics if they get in the way

[@MsDpinter]

Doesn’t care? Okay my dude, have you ever played fnaf? Cause I certainly care when I notice a certain music box stops playing

[@SynthTechnic]

@@MsDpinter been a fan since 2014. And the point is that they keep coming back even though the animatronics could kill them

[@MsDpinter]

Oh yeah, I just kinda looked at that as something funny, y’kno like some of the jokes we get at least on the first two nights in sister location?

[@rocketmanthemovie4554]

Seems legit

[@therandom2607]

animatronics: get the floor dirty.
Janitor: "so you have chosen DEATH."

[@squish3885]

I loved this movie so much, truly felt like a a good modern b-rated horror comedy. The porn acting from the supporting cast, the badass stoic main character, the concept being wacky and hilarious, fighting evil animatronics. It was the best, 10/10 no more notes

[@kojizilla]

Love how when The “Head Shoulders Knees and Toes” is playing, whilst tied up, Nick uses his head shoulders knees and toes to beat shit outta the animatronics

[@paulitastic2460]

Tbh i think the story of this movie is like a videogame and Nick is the playable protagonist. When he cleans he is doing a secondary task (like those missions in games that just gives you a prize or in-game money, but don't affect the story)

[@mordecool6828]

At the point where they had Nic clean the rooms I don’t even think he was acting, I just think they literally made him clean and then film him

[@exerzet2661]

The reason she wouldn't just help him is because him killing so many of those animatronics highlights how all the people she's sacrificed to them were pointless. Most people won't want to look at a truth like that, and instead lash out.

[@Kleebo]

That is a very interesting way to look at it

[@noahjacobs7169]

I was thinking more "oh it'll make even more of a mess and if they aren't bothering me what's the point"

[@mannequia8294]

@@noahjacobs7169 that too

[@drago939393]

I think that type fo depth was missed by the authors.

[@GrimReaper.123]

I love how anything to do with animatronics just HAS to link to Fnaf. It’s kind of annoying because it limits a lot of writers. I remember reading a book that got so many reviews mocking the writer for writing a book that had Animatronics as a antagonist. And he ended up stopping the sales of the book

[@hypnotichistorian8152]

I actually just watched it, and while it'll never win an award, it was genuinely a fun movie to watch.

[@HoodedWerehog]

Watching Nic Cage killing animatronics while listening to Doom Eternal music hits different.

[@phlegethon8641]

True doh

[@yoboikamil525]

hell yeah

[@martynassavickas1353]

me too bro

[@The_Boys_Archive]

The Only Thing They Fear Is Nic.

[@genattels2596]

True

[@zachbealetv]

thx 4 the review alan the alien!!!!!

[@GameSportGuy]

E

[@Mumphler]

Alan the alien id my favrite yotuber

[@oldaccountoflukey2nd873]

Wot

[@Dragoon-zm6fc]

@@oldaccountoflukey2nd873 he said to leave this in the comments

[@literally_nobody_at_al]

I love how the comment that was sent in the video is actually in the actual comment section :)

[@ethanwaring2435]

This is one of the most hilarious commentaries over a film I’ve ever seen. Constantly had me in tears

[@tab3042]

I just watched nicolas cage silently bash freddy fazbear from wish's head with a bag full of energy drinks...10/10 must watch movie

[@songbird6414]

I do think it’s pretty incredible that they managed to do so much with a character with zero dialogue. You see it a lot in video games for convenience, but you don’t see it almost at all in movies, and I think the director and the writer need some praise for it. Y’all can shut me down and say it’s easy or whatever, but it’s way harder to tell a story through action than it is to tell a story through dialogue.

[@kylebear8101]

I just want a video game where you play as Nic cage. Clean rooms and now and again beat up robots.

[@danisaksson3214]

True. And I wouldn't say this is a good way to do it without dialogue. But... this looks like a fun movie to watch with friends. Definitely adding it to my backlog.

[@joedirt370]

@@danisaksson3214 watched it at 2 am in discord with friends. We downed a can whenever Nic did on screen. It was an awesome night

[@maximusgladi8or]

if there are characters in a game that don't talk especially if it is the main character, it is because you are meant to be the character. put yourself in that characters position. it is not "out of convenience"

[@phlegethon8641]

@@maximusgladi8or just be like the channel press start to laugh just voicing your character if they don’t talk, like the DoomSlayer

[@marvelcomicsnerd4196]

I can just imagine... if when they performed that satanic ritual, they accidentally possessed a couple of chairs instead of the animatronics. that would have been hilarious!

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Willy’s Wonderland: The Chair Demons

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

I need someone to draw this XD

[@Maldoror2112]

Au contraire, My Chair! 😂👍 (it's supposed to be "Mon frere," but I feel I have to explain it. Sorry. I've been drinking Captain Morgan)

[@user-el2yw1kb5h]

@@Maldoror2112 Mon frère? what

[@TacSon]

Imagine those chairs just shove their legs up someone's ass and throat to kill them.

[@kurtberliner7049]

Honestly with how quiet he is, part of me thinks I'd love to see a movie based on Black Mesa or Half Life 2 with NICK as Gordon. He has a lot of facial range and it would be hilarious.

[@camobranson09]

So the whole "filing your finger/nails with sandpaper bit." I've seen it before. Especially with really old mechanics that actually like their wives xD. Basically their hands are so calloused that they're extremely coarse so they use sandpaper to grind down and smooth out the callouses so their fingers are at least fairly smooth and flexible again instead of being like a piece of salt-rock. I've got some decent callouses from the work but my buddy who works on drag cars all the time is the one I see doing this the most. He also has a skin condition that causes the callouses though. When he'd go a while without sanding them down we'd joke that he could sharpen an I-beam with his hands.

[@ramentribe4714]

This is like doing a sidequest that you are way too overleved for.

[@Skanimates]

Great one!!!

[@themysterioustoucan630]

This movie is flawless. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[@masterxitra]

idk why everyones shitting on the movie because Elvis is. the movie is like a solid 6.5 i love it.
but i guess because i kinda went into it not expecting much while he and others prob did. i mean i dont know what the hell yall we're expecting but hey.

[@clairetaylor8929]

Idk. I enjoyed it for what it was . It’s not the best movie , but I love it

[@akiratoro840]

Agreed

[@bonkgaming1622]

Agreed

[@bananabird1844]

He’s also wrong about Ozzie.
Ozzie is a puppet not an animation.

[@steve80582]

Loved this, shows what a good actor Cage can be, he doesn't say a word yet he is riveting to watch in this

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

It is basically 5 Nights at Freddy's meets Nick Cage and that is just a match made in insanity heaven.

[@StabMyFairies]

the funniest thing is that I remember back in 2016, there was a fake image about a fnaf movie and Nicholas Cage was going to be the purple guy, look where we are now

[@user-sf9hu2xd8j]

Sounds interesting could you give me a link?

[@tavinprice2310]

"not as good as I hoped it would be"
Yeah I'll have to agree with that, because it was even better

[@umbertorossin5977]

Honestly this movie was so dumb I was laughing the whole way through. I absolutely loved it: Nick Cage just being an absolute chad, the dudes making a deal with satan to inhabit those robots, it was so dumb that you can't not love it

[@lunawolfandcrew5166]

@@umbertorossin5977 thats apart of it's charm and sooner than later there will be a remake that will make you go like "damn it's SO GOOD but i still like the original"

[@andrewk2678]

I loved this movie, it knew how to make fun of itself and took only the most ridiculous aspects seriously. They took a simple concept and made every joke they could with it while keeping a straight face, awesome.

[@Parallel_26]

Not The FNAF Movie We Wanted, But The One We Needed

[@trog6782]

Nobody is talking about how he didn't die of a heart attack from the thousands of grams of caffeine he drunk in the time period of a day.

[@portalworld9880]

Those are rookie numbers compared to mine. It’s a miracle I haven’t died of a heart attack, or at the very least, got type 2 diabetes!

[@janikarkkainen3904]

Yeah it's hilarious really! 6g can be a lethal dose of caffeine, and LD50 for an average adult male is around 10g. I'm betting he got way, way more.

[@lincalmighty]

Those were health potions.

[@samael4550]

idk ab thousands of grams ... i didn’t even watch the movie but the average can of pop has like 25 mg caffeine, and a lot of pops, especially non-colas, have 0 caffeine. ik you’re not being serious but js lmao

[@trog6782]

@@samael4550 Dude, It's in the thousands, the prop itself says 350mg, So do the math.
About 12 were drank in the span of the film.
12 x 350 = 4,200.
That's in the fatal times.

[@Kwiteee]

have you seen the new elvis video

[@detroitbecomedefective2762]

Yeah... have you tho?

[@GordonN661]

Yes honey I woke up will watch now

[@silverdio1079]

It’s Kwite

[@toadsarecute]

Hi

[@xiaamm]

i dont know kwite.
have i?

[@TheCardMaster0489]

I like to imagine that all the animatronics have foam items but are so strong they basically are as strong as metal, and Nicholas cage is basically as strong as goku compared to the animatronics

[@cardonbluh2313]

I love how in this video nick doesn’t talk back so you just look schizophrenic

[@officel-fpi1726]

The finale scene when nick was getting held at gunpoint it would have been so funny just turning around and bending her shotgun

[@meanyapickles]

omg I would've died of laughter. That would've been perfect.
He just deadpan turns around, bends her shotgun, goes back in and starts scrubbing the bathroom.

[@spacecadetkaito]

you are a literal genius

[@armouredjester1622]

And when she pulls the trigger out of shock and fear, she just peppers the ceiling with buckshot. Could've been a good shot(cinematically).

[@icehoof]

@@armouredjester1622 then nick starts sweeping around her from the mess she made

[@simtexa]

I was just waiting for him to just grab it out of her hand Terminator-style and snapping it in half or something. Honestly, my only complaint about this film is that they didn't take the absurd Nick Cage murder machine thing even further and make him literally immortal or something. The film clearly isn't taking itself very seriously, and the sheer over-the-top-ness of Nick Cage's character and how they almost play on his legendary cult/meme-status is the source of nearly all the entertainment value in this film.

[@deviousmiscreant4662]

I think willies is more a parody with the animatronics, nick cage not talking and the whole silent but strong protagonist who takes brakes, cleans, dances around playing pinball and leaves the other characters practically to die. idk I loved the movie and was laughing through the entire film

[@exuvittorio4855]

Lol and people reviewing this movie and not knowing what it really is lol

[@otistebeats3958]

Dude just watching this review, I feel upset that I didn't watch it myself, this looks like a blast LOL

[@SodaPop500]

Right before the video started play i got a FNAF movie ad. Thought it was part of the video.

[@Astropheminist]

Speaking of Nic Cage line delivery, and I know it’s not your genre, but Moonstruck would be hilarious for you to review. It’s basically an Italian-American rom-com where he and Cher fall in love and he goes on a huge monologue about his wooden hand and it’s *chef’s kiss*

[@patriots-0178]

Nick: *about to kill animatronic*
Watch: beep
Nick: Professionals have standards.

[@moonlightlk2857]

Sniper gaming

[@ansrfururactions]

The girl: *bruh.*

[@SebSha0]

There's no "k" in his name

[@Sharpe1502]

Nick Cage seems like a cool dude. I’m not always a fan of his movies, but the guy just seems to do what he wants and respects the indie filmmakers with modest budgets and I like that.

[@stephendavidson7256]

Yeah I agree, well the nick cage now seems more humble, and just a better outlook on life and just has fun with his roles. And even outside of movies he seems really cool in interviews. But the nick cage from a few years back was kind of stupid, and full of himself and was just like most movie stars who get rich and bought stuff he couldn't afford and ended up going broke and losing everything... And he was one of the most paid actors at one time so he wasted a lot of money lol but he's been paying his debt and has money now and seems like a changed guy, I'm proud he's doing better than other famous people who just don't learn

[@karrimgyver]

Agreed. Even tho he pretty mutch *has* to take any job he can because his massive dept, my respect for him is through the roof because of that story

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

You can tell he had fun making this movie. Is it a good movie? No lol not at all, but it’s Nick Cage being himself (albeit mute) beating up Chuck E Cheese robots. It’s hilariously stupid

[@Gl-my8fw]

he did an awesome A.M.A online. seems like a really cool guy that genuinely love films, he answered everyone openly and honestly and spent way more time responding than almost any I have seen. also seems to watch everything since his favourites are spirited away and apocalypse now

[@Gl-my8fw]

@@karrimgyver i wouldn't take everything you hear about a celebrities debt or worth online as fact but i have heard the same. many celebs have said the info on the internet about their wealth isn't true or even close though

[@mickeymouse7726]

I think every Nicholas Cage movie should have him going crazy

[@zoe-leevandenbergh-rk4sn]

I really love the depiction on Nic Cages character in this film. I’m almost certain his character is supposed to have OCD or Autism as shown by the absolute need for routine, strange communication habits, and not being able to do something else until one task if completed! seeing how cool he was represented even if it wasn’t so made my little autistic heart happy, bc hell yeah, I’m as cool as Nic Cage killing ridiculous look animatronics

[@shadow6743]

This movie has such a strange amount of camp that I actually think I would like it. The fact, that Cage's character focuses on cleaning and being clean himself is very interesting.

[@kingjammm3500]

I agree actually, it's a nice aspect of a character who follows a specific routine

[@Roadent1241]

I said while watching it that it was oddly satisfying, honestly. I like a bit of bloodlust but I like watching it being cleaned up, I guess that's why Viscera Cleanup Detail is one of my fave games XD

[@pugdamoon8147]

Yeah because he has PTSD, mute and ocd are common factors of PTSD

[@saltypeanutbutter]

I understand your disappointment with the film, but I personally don’t feel the same. This movie is EXACTLY what I wanted

[@ConstantEve]

Same I love this movie

[@heszedjim9699]

Probably because he doesn't realize the movie is a parody like every wanna be critic

[@icedwolf3496]

Isn’t what we wanted but I’m glad we got it

[@ace448]

This movie is 100% of what it promised to be. Is it a good movie, no is it a fun and enjoyable movie, ummm yes

[@sillymesilly]

Same here. I enjoyed the Brandon out of it.

[@kaiokentimes00]

This dude is high, the movie was the best thing I've seen in a while. It's not ment to be some fnaf rip off with some insane intricate lore. It accomplished everything it needed to and is one of my favorite movies currently, I have watched it three times and I still find it funny. It's more of a gag movie than a movie that's ment to instill fear, the movie is aware of this and that's what makes it great. This dude here must have had completely different expectations cause this movie nailed it.

[@flickerleaf2465]

I like the idea that he knew a bunch of black goop would spray everywhere, and he really doesn't want to make a mess lol. I think that's why he waits for the animatronics to attack. He sees them as a mess, not a threat. It makes the movie so much better lmao