JIU JITSU (2020) - A Garbage Fire Starring Nicolas Cage

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  • @victfv
    @victfv 3 роки тому +2417

    They didn't hire Nic, they just found him in that hut.

    • @TheGodshatter
      @TheGodshatter 3 роки тому +53

      Perfection! I can picture that 100% no joke, lol!

    • @flawer1316
      @flawer1316 3 роки тому +16

      ah yes, its like my home too

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 3 роки тому +17

      They stumbled and fell down there 😁

    • @dss7239
      @dss7239 3 роки тому +31

      he was there alone recovering from mandy when suddenly shit happen to him again

    • @stijnvdv2
      @stijnvdv2 3 роки тому +9

      haha, actually this is the problem when good actors go broke. That fucking fool Robert De Niro is following in his footsteps. When you get broke as actor you gotta take every opportunity that you get for paying off debts and don't have the luxury of cherrypicking... which is why they begin to star in absolute garbage movies that hurt their acting career. I bet that if Nic Cage didn't went broke he could have held on to his 'National Treasure' fame extremely long.

  • @monkey-choppa2751
    @monkey-choppa2751 4 роки тому +2320

    Nic Cage is like Elvis’s kryptonite. But it’s also his greatest strength 🤔

  • @StrattonDraws
    @StrattonDraws 3 роки тому +342

    For every one-star film Nic Cage has been in. He was the reason it got that star.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Рік тому +13

      He's the only reason they got anything

  • @arvidhahnewallmark9878
    @arvidhahnewallmark9878 4 роки тому +3286

    U know something is wrong When a cage film is unmemeable

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +19

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear vid

    • @sbel6626
      @sbel6626 4 роки тому +115

      @@AxxLAfriku your left hand and sock don’t count as girlfriends

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 4 роки тому +59

      Guys this is that desperate youtuber who has been baiting with those comments for years now, ofcourse he is so obnoxious that he will never have any form of success. Just ignore him and leave him to his sad life.

    • @arvidhahnewallmark9878
      @arvidhahnewallmark9878 4 роки тому +6

      @@AxxLAfriku sry man I am a dissapointment

    • @marq97
      @marq97 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 4 роки тому +3503

    I can only imagine Nic cage during those 3 days being like : "yeah cool, ok imma do that, ok i dont know anything about the movie, nice a crazy face here, cool done bye"

  • @covidoff
    @covidoff 3 роки тому +295

    My friend worked on the set of this film in Cyprus, all he said when I asked him how it went was, "Nick Cage is exactly how you'd imagine him" 😂

  • @morgantodd8445
    @morgantodd8445 4 роки тому +2377

    Nick cage isn't crazy, he's just to smart for any of us to Comprehend, he's on a whole different level to us

    • @ninnseek
      @ninnseek 4 роки тому +31

      you proved your point in that sentance.

    • @morgantodd8445
      @morgantodd8445 4 роки тому +29

      @@ninnseek yeah I'm just built different

    • @CChrissssssy
      @CChrissssssy 4 роки тому +2

      I agree

    • @1life744
      @1life744 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, ok

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 4 роки тому +10

      His debt is definitely in a whole other universe

  • @microwavegommmm916
    @microwavegommmm916 4 роки тому +2090

    The thing is Nic Cage is actually a really good actor, the man just can't turn anything down.
    Same with Samuel L Jackson

    • @artgurusauce
      @artgurusauce 4 роки тому +222

      If only he didn't owe hella money to the IRS lol

    • @sigma804
      @sigma804 4 роки тому +315

      hes actually been in massive debt since early 2000's and hes only now almost paid off. so yeah he takes them cuz they pay. Feel bad for him he fell into that hollywood sinkhole.

    • @91jubaku
      @91jubaku 4 роки тому +60

      @@steevhairington Unicorn Store had good roles? I mean, Brie Larson got one
      edit, turns out, Brie Larson directed the thing, so of course she got one

    • @zippytdemon4384
      @zippytdemon4384 4 роки тому +32

      He was pretty good in kickass

    • @breadproductions6139
      @breadproductions6139 4 роки тому +27

      I mean the difference is Samuel is always the best part of those movies.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +259

    I really liked that scene in Doom.
    I was also a child.

    • @Jacket01
      @Jacket01 3 роки тому +20

      idk I watched that movie again like a year ago and I still thought it was pretty cool.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 3 роки тому +9

      It was kind of like best scene in the movie. I mean you can just watch Doom songs or play Doom for that, but still...

    • @LZJunior
      @LZJunior 3 роки тому +5

      indeed it is good because reference the game

    • @swirvinbirds1971
      @swirvinbirds1971 3 роки тому +6

      I mean it was a call out to the actual game the movie was based on. Best part of the entire silly movie imo.

    • @xeibei4804
      @xeibei4804 3 роки тому +5

      Don't worry, everyone except elvis loved that scene.

  • @GnomeBotexe
    @GnomeBotexe 4 роки тому +2234

    Nic cage's agent must be the most stressed out person in the world.

    • @Aldobrandini-r8
      @Aldobrandini-r8 4 роки тому +18

      Hahahahahahaha XD

    • @neoluthuli3254
      @neoluthuli3254 3 роки тому +125

      He is shitting his pants everytime Nic gives him a new script to checkout 😂😂😂

    • @DeathbyDawn141
      @DeathbyDawn141 3 роки тому +66

      I'm pretty sure College Humor's skit on him was 100% accurate

    • @bobbob998
      @bobbob998 3 роки тому +46

      I read that he does all these movies because he lives such a lifestyle that cost so much, at this point he just says yes to most movies.

    • @daphne4983
      @daphne4983 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @sonicbelmont300
    @sonicbelmont300 4 роки тому +588

    At least when Nick Cage does a shitty cash grab he makes his 20 minutes of screen time the BEST part of the movie unlike the person who almost got the role in this dumpster fire

    • @AnnaDraconida
      @AnnaDraconida 4 роки тому +11

      No shit... I wasted 90 minutes of my life on Breach yesterday, that was... Painful.

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 3 роки тому

      @@AnnaDraconida Nic cage is more tolerable than Dick willis

    • @AnnaDraconida
      @AnnaDraconida 3 роки тому

      @@fr0ck360 At least he still gives a shit

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 3 роки тому +2

      NOT THE BEES

    • @jeffreylawrence6928
      @jeffreylawrence6928 2 роки тому

      Or Bruce Willis…

  • @juggalo5215
    @juggalo5215 4 роки тому +118

    Our family actually rented this movie and we all fell asleep half way through

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 роки тому +577

    Doing movies like this for big named actors is literally just free money. They don't actually give a shit if it's gonna be good, because they know it's not good the moment they read the script. The worse a movie is, the more money they can demand to do the movie.

    • @mahmoudgamal8044
      @mahmoudgamal8044 4 роки тому +24

      AL Pacino said he loves to make bad movies as a challenge for him as an actor

    • @bmcminn8838
      @bmcminn8838 4 роки тому +15

      Nic Cage still at least has a few gems mixed in with all this garbage unlike Bruce Willis who has just completly given up

    • @chrissmith6097
      @chrissmith6097 4 роки тому +4

      Nic Cage doesn’t do these movies because it’s “free money”, whatever that means. It’s not even a secret. He does them because he owes the IRS a lot of money and he has a spending addiction and he can’t get cast in normal big budget studio movies anymore. He buys a lot of expensive shit that he has no use for, like a T-Rex skeleton. He’s been doing that since the early 90s, it finally caught up to him about 10 years ago.
      And no, you don’t have to be in a movie once a year to keep your SAG membership. Where do you people get your misinformation? Or do you just make it up on the spot and hope nobody who actually knows stuff reads your comment?

    • @jakefoley9539
      @jakefoley9539 4 роки тому +10

      @@chrissmith6097 Oh, look at this, turns out you were peddling misinformation too according to Darth Kai's response. So tell me Chris, where do you get your misinformation? Or do you just make it up on the spot and hope nobody who actually knows stuff reads your comment?

    • @thisistheend_777
      @thisistheend_777 4 роки тому +3

      @@jakefoley9539 Lmao GOTTEM

  • @tootootwaingaming8126
    @tootootwaingaming8126 4 роки тому +1288

    "I mean this movie lost money"
    Budget: $25,000,000
    Box office: $38,030
    Yeah I'd say they lost some money too

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 4 роки тому +137

      Lmao I didn’t see which was which and I thought the budget was $38,000,000 and the box office was $25,000,000. I legit feel bad for some of them

    • @gabrieltavares774
      @gabrieltavares774 4 роки тому +104

      Holy shit, that's not enough to buy a minivan lmao

    • @Nathan-ks6ov
      @Nathan-ks6ov 4 роки тому +54

      Where did all of that budget went?

    • @b31a71
      @b31a71 4 роки тому +155

      @@Nathan-ks6ov special effects and 40 pounds of crack cocaine

    • @JoeMama-dt4jg
      @JoeMama-dt4jg 4 роки тому +96

      Yea the production of this movie was definitely a money laundering scheme

  • @joshingaboutwithjosh
    @joshingaboutwithjosh 2 роки тому +16

    You're not gonna read the script?
    Cage: I already read the script.... (looks around slowly) .... it came to me in a dream...

  • @superGakaGman
    @superGakaGman 4 роки тому +713

    Anyone else bothered that there wasn't anything to do with ju-jitsu in any of the fights

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 роки тому +112

      There wasn’t Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, there isn’t Japanese Jiu Jitsu, not a single bit of Jiu Jitsu. They use Karate in this

    • @juanojeda4135
      @juanojeda4135 4 роки тому +83

      I don’t think the director knows what jiujitsu is lol

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 роки тому +89

      @@juanojeda4135
      That seems to be a running theme. They make a movie about Judo, they use Kung Fu. They make a movie about Taekeondo, they use Muay Thai. Movie directors are stupid

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 роки тому +13

      @@AnarchoPunkChad
      Punch, kick, elbow, knee. That’s it. Headbutts too if you count Lethwei

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 4 роки тому +3

      @@AnarchoPunkChad
      Lol

  • @carodame9419
    @carodame9419 4 роки тому +801

    Honestly, I love the thought of a chad alien coming every 6 years to bully us beta human

    • @mostly_ok4648
      @mostly_ok4648 3 роки тому +22

      Kinky.

    • @tabiibat
      @tabiibat 3 роки тому +6

      I thought this said child alien and just accepted it until I saw the alien in the video and was disappointed

    • @humanblockhead5726
      @humanblockhead5726 3 роки тому +1

      When you put it like 🤔 the movie makes a lot more sense

    • @aaronramos4178
      @aaronramos4178 3 роки тому +4

      Ever heard of Predator?

  • @oronmendel2451
    @oronmendel2451 3 роки тому +11

    Early in Nic Cage's career, he could do no wrong. He gave fascinating performances in very good films.
    One of his best was called "Birdy", co-starring with Matthew Modine. They play best high school friends who then serve in the army in Viet Nam. The movie won a special Jury Award at Cannes, for the innovative way (at the time) in which Peter Gabriel's score helps propel the story. It is hilarious, weird, highly original and also tense and sad.

  • @nicktorch3949
    @nicktorch3949 4 роки тому +260

    PLEASE watch the 2006 version of “Black Christmas”
    The plot points and acting are absolutely BONKERS

    • @doggo377
      @doggo377 4 роки тому +6

      YESSSSS

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 4 роки тому +6

      A good or bad bonkers?

    • @nicktorch3949
      @nicktorch3949 4 роки тому +15

      ​@@sonofaquack6987 it's so random and extreme for no reason, and you can't help but continue watching just to see how much more ridiculous it can get

    • @secondcoming9789
      @secondcoming9789 4 роки тому +5

      @Isaac EDWARDS we don’t talk about that movie

    • @captainhook4258
      @captainhook4258 4 роки тому +15

      @Isaac EDWARDS yo ok as a feminist, that movie was so fucking stupid. (i'm including my feminism as a point to show even we thought it was horrible). it was literally just misandry and "men r bad >:( women r better :)" bullshit under the guise of a horror movie

  • @mulch624
    @mulch624 4 роки тому +260

    Just wanna say, the engineers in prometheus aren't supposed to look like really weird scary aliens, they're supposed to look like humans, since their DNA was used for creating us

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 4 роки тому +5

      I know. That's obvious and the point.

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 4 роки тому +21

      His whole point about how the alien doesn't look like an alien is kinda ridiculous. Are aliens not allowed to be bipedal or something?

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 роки тому +14

      @@A.Mortem no, they’re cats

    • @ElvistheAlien
      @ElvistheAlien  4 роки тому +89

      true, which is kind of more of an insult towards this movie I guess

    • @jayceericohermoso9712
      @jayceericohermoso9712 4 роки тому +6

      @@ElvistheAlien The horror movie Inside (2007) as a Christmas present please?! It's a Christmas movie anyway. 😁

  • @friendlyinternetghost
    @friendlyinternetghost 3 роки тому +40

    in a movie called jiu jitsu, they actually do little to no jiu jitsu the entire movie. this had to have been a draft title or something that they never changed once the story was established.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 8 місяців тому +1

      Same with that shitty Karate Kid remake with them practicing kung fu.

  • @fartvader84yearsago8
    @fartvader84yearsago8 4 роки тому +232

    So, this is not really a Nic Cage film, but a film with a little bit of Nic Cage in it.

  • @throwawayaccount2130
    @throwawayaccount2130 4 роки тому +514

    I’m watching before this video gets copy striked by paramount

  • @robinvsdk
    @robinvsdk 3 роки тому +37

    "You are weird, you're a weird dude'' says the person talking to a cardboard Nicolas cage..

  • @eviennedoux6656
    @eviennedoux6656 4 роки тому +135

    After watching this movie, I couldn't believe we've been training Jiu-Jitsu incorrectly at our gym.

    • @dawsonedwards3220
      @dawsonedwards3220 4 роки тому +9

      After watching the movie I can’t believe I have been doing jiujitsu wrong, I have to let my coach know he’s teaching it wrong

  • @meephen
    @meephen 4 роки тому +261

    I like how none of the fighting in this movie is Jiu-Jitsu

    • @PixelatedTriumph
      @PixelatedTriumph 4 роки тому +13

      I was gonna say that same thing! Jiu-Jitsu is all about grappling, the MA is more along the lines of karate with sprinklings of taekwondo

    • @Romancerofnone
      @Romancerofnone 4 роки тому +1

      Nice.

    • @gbarn01
      @gbarn01 4 роки тому +2

      The swirling scene transitions are the most "jiu-jitsu" thing in this movie ( like throws and position transitions).

    • @denislitvinov8208
      @denislitvinov8208 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah anyone who actually did jujutsu knows this isn’t how it looks lol

  • @hoopmooy3543
    @hoopmooy3543 3 роки тому +46

    Eventually Bruce Willis is gonna be like "that's my shit movie money!"

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 3 роки тому +1

      Bruce willis would’ve just dancing around with the alien while drinking his flask

  • @murilofaria8819
    @murilofaria8819 4 роки тому +806

    I hope someone do the Nicholas Cage Endgame where he has to bring together all his characters to save the earth from his worst enemy

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 3 роки тому +98

      His inability to turn down a role

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +81

      @@timyuusis3372 His crippling property debt

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 3 роки тому +9

      Oh yes.
      YES.

    • @gavensedgwick6516
      @gavensedgwick6516 3 роки тому +64

      All of Nicholas Cages characters vs the real Nicholas Cage.

    • @CthulusFavoriteTreat
      @CthulusFavoriteTreat 3 роки тому +10

      is this an apples to apples prompt? because if so, his worst enemy: himself

  • @racism4lifee
    @racism4lifee 4 роки тому +445

    Everything is a masterpiece when daddy Cage is in it

  • @joeschmo2448
    @joeschmo2448 3 роки тому +31

    Not gonna lie tony jaa fighting for 10 mins in any movie is a plus for me

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 роки тому +506

    “None of the characters are likable aside from Nic Cage”
    I’m not sure whether I appreciate the fact that you referred to the character as Nicholas cage or that Nicholas Cage can save any bad character more.

    • @heindrick_bazaar4446
      @heindrick_bazaar4446 4 роки тому +4

      You need to containt this movie, Bright....

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 3 роки тому +9

      Knowing Dr Bright, he would find a way to make everything more... exciting

    • @mlembrant
      @mlembrant 3 роки тому +3

      @@L16htW4rr10r just look at the Bright side ^^

  • @cream3281
    @cream3281 4 роки тому +255

    Nicolas Cage: Is in another bad movie
    Elvis: *Profit.*

  • @suchartboontid2560
    @suchartboontid2560 3 роки тому +23

    Nick Cage has such a weird career trajectory. You don't know what you're gonna get. He just accepts every role basically.

    • @roberth2833
      @roberth2833 Рік тому +1

      Paying back taxes is no joke

  • @sbel6626
    @sbel6626 4 роки тому +495

    Insane bad Nic Cage movies are like crack to me at this point

  • @arcanehornet
    @arcanehornet 4 роки тому +407

    For all the shit in 2020, we at least got a Nic Cage movie

    • @TDP8837
      @TDP8837 4 роки тому +2

      indeed

    • @fightarrow9421
      @fightarrow9421 4 роки тому +8

      I love your icon

    • @arcanehornet
      @arcanehornet 4 роки тому +7

      @@fightarrow9421 thanks^^ hollow knight is one of my favorite games ever. Such a great game.

    • @fightarrow9421
      @fightarrow9421 4 роки тому +5

      Hollow knight is also one of favorite games. Can't wait for silksong to be released

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 4 роки тому

      Yeah the shitest one, quite fitting for this year

  • @brudereinherjer1593
    @brudereinherjer1593 3 роки тому +15

    Jiu Jitsu: a japanese martial art, and yet the closest thing to a japanese is Tony Jaa, a Thai who practices Muay Thai. I'm kind of getting the feeling the movie is mocking us

  • @sayamatz
    @sayamatz 4 роки тому +161

    I love that nic cage, at some point, just decided to stop doing semi-normal movies

    • @championboy4782
      @championboy4782 4 роки тому +20

      Meh, I hear he's in debt and that's why he never turns down a role.
      And now he's almost out paid it so we got a year or two of insane nic cage.

    • @sayamatz
      @sayamatz 4 роки тому +16

      @@championboy4782 then I'll enjoy every last minute of them...being explained to me by movie summary channels

    • @championboy4782
      @championboy4782 4 роки тому +1

      @@sayamatz likewise

    • @nattyice23
      @nattyice23 3 роки тому +2

      @@sayamatz honestly man you should try watching some of them. They’re a ton of fun. I enjoy watching bad movies ironically though so maybe its just me

  • @biguwubill
    @biguwubill 4 роки тому +232

    i feel like elvis is just becoming a masochist with the way he’s suffering through all of these movies

    • @ruesylvester
      @ruesylvester 4 роки тому +4

      @@brundlefly45 why not both?

  • @_ifstcuvifugig
    @_ifstcuvifugig 4 роки тому +45

    I wonder if Elvis has a Nic Cage body pillow...

  • @DaKevke
    @DaKevke 4 роки тому +81

    "Not even Nicholas Cage could save 2020" :(

  • @selenay7842
    @selenay7842 4 роки тому +270

    Why he's rocking the same Jesus christ look in every recent movie of him? It's like he's going through a long hair phase and every director just accepts it instead of changing his look for the movie

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 4 роки тому +63

      Nic doesn't change for you, YOU change everything for Nic

    • @jakespruce1459
      @jakespruce1459 4 роки тому +35

      Nobody disrespects "The Cage".

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica 4 роки тому +13

      He want to look like critikal

    • @aryaveersingh7339
      @aryaveersingh7339 3 роки тому +13

      He's like Jesus if Jesus's blood turned to Mountain Dew and not wine, and his flesh turns to Doritos.
      Gamer Jesus

    • @PETSEMATARYTWO
      @PETSEMATARYTWO 3 роки тому

      mandy seems to be the only movie where they were like *gun* CUT UR FUCKIN HAIR

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 роки тому +9

    Can I say the best part of your reviews is when you become overaken by the insanity of whatever your watching that even YOU can't stop laughing?
    It's just so wholesome.

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 4 роки тому +155

    "Kick-Ass" also has a first-person sequence, which is pretty good actually. Coincidentally also starring Nicolas Cage.

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 3 роки тому +2

      Yeahhh

    • @sorosspy
      @sorosspy 2 роки тому +8

      I totally forgot he was in Kick-Ass,I finally understood why I thought as a kid that the big batman man is kinda weird lmfao

    • @Garrettsamuel98
      @Garrettsamuel98 Рік тому +1

      Big Daddy!

  • @spider-pig_05
    @spider-pig_05 4 роки тому +398

    You gotta watch another Nick cage movie:
    Sorcerer's Apprentice

    • @hasuramapa4639
      @hasuramapa4639 4 роки тому +38

      Probably the last decently budgeted movie he was in. By the looks of it, it will be the very last of his career

    • @dalek3257
      @dalek3257 4 роки тому +21

      @@hasuramapa4639 Decent Budgets Are Usually Around 25-60 Millions , That Movie Was 150 Millions And Only Made Back 215 Millions.
      Edit: It Was A Tent-Pole

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 4 роки тому +45

      I actually.kinda liked that one

    • @spider-pig_05
      @spider-pig_05 4 роки тому +17

      @@heartysquid so did I, looking back it seems a bit cringy tho

    • @mahmoudgamal8044
      @mahmoudgamal8044 4 роки тому +19

      That's a good movie

  • @coryhebert2070
    @coryhebert2070 3 роки тому +55

    Dude Frank Grillo is hands down the best actor in that movie and he's done a lot more than just MCU and Purge. He was great in the movie Warrior (Tom Hardy and Nick Nolte ) Definitely one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood

    • @damiensmyth3404
      @damiensmyth3404 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah thats why were watching the movie because hes in it lmfao get real..

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 3 роки тому +1

      He was fantastic in warrior , I forgot he was in that Though cause Tom Hardy was so damn good. Tom hardy to me is the best actor around right now

    • @jaykay6222
      @jaykay6222 3 роки тому +5

      @@cleobinx I honestly love Tom Hardy. He's the kind of actor like Nic Cage that even if the movie they are in isn't great, watching them perform in it is still a treat.

    • @edelmantoamendola
      @edelmantoamendola 3 роки тому +2

      His MMA show "Kingdom" was excellent.

    • @umeriftikhar4103
      @umeriftikhar4103 3 роки тому +4

      Frank Grillo is pretty well known and its kind of surprising Elvis doesn't know abt him. Plus these guys are in the movie cuz the can perform their own stunts, like Duh Elvis, you just wanted to cover this movie for Nic. gay fanboy much ??!?!?!

  • @10N6D4rKD4Y
    @10N6D4rKD4Y 4 роки тому +106

    As someone who actually does jiu jitsu, that ain't it chief. It's a shame some people will think this dumpster fire is as serious as real jiu jitsu. God help us...

  • @jakefoley9539
    @jakefoley9539 4 роки тому +459

    The sad thing is they cast Frank Grillo as some generic tough guy when he's easily the most talented actor in this movie.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 роки тому +35

      I hope he comes back in MCU. His character deserved more screentime

    • @umachan9286
      @umachan9286 4 роки тому +95

      Second most talented. First place goes to Nic Cage.

    • @jakefoley9539
      @jakefoley9539 4 роки тому +8

      @@umachan9286 I'm gonna assume that's sarcasm.

    • @umachan9286
      @umachan9286 4 роки тому +77

      @@jakefoley9539 Assume all you want but Nic Cage wins because he's Nic Cage.

    • @wojtuswojtus317
      @wojtuswojtus317 4 роки тому +20

      @@jakefoley9539 No, the fact is that Nick is an amazing actor. But, like Bruce Willis, he is not even pretend to care anymore.

  • @ursulap.6722
    @ursulap.6722 Рік тому +2

    27:07 I literally LOLed at the squeak there

  • @MaryJane-tp3qd
    @MaryJane-tp3qd 4 роки тому +365

    Just randomly seeing my name is earl with a “hey crab man” scene got me 😂

    • @watchgrassgrow32
      @watchgrassgrow32 4 роки тому +27

      Thank God Crab Man survived, literally the only thing I cared about.

    • @muhammadwaqas6102
      @muhammadwaqas6102 4 роки тому +10

      God damn the amount of weed jokes you must've heard your life. Hopefully you dont have a cousin named Billie jean

    • @dustincutshall1021
      @dustincutshall1021 3 роки тому +1

      Right!

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd 3 роки тому +3

      @@muhammadwaqas6102 I don’t ! And I make them so often and many people use it for pick up lines .
      I like to say when I introduce myself it’s like my forehead says “make a pun make a pun” 😂
      I do have a great cousin named Barbie who married a ken ! 😳😂

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 3 роки тому +7

      hey crabman
      hey earl
      lol what a great show

  • @ianisawesome778
    @ianisawesome778 4 роки тому +141

    Sooo... He's basically a discount, less skilled, Predator?

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 3 роки тому +8

      He even has an infrared vision

    • @titilyhoho
      @titilyhoho 3 роки тому +2

      i was indeed surprised the top comment wasn't this.

    • @justyuri797
      @justyuri797 3 роки тому +3

      yes, first thing in my mind too.

    • @HUNTR11
      @HUNTR11 3 роки тому

      So it's that super predator from the last movie?

  • @xxrapidfirexx08
    @xxrapidfirexx08 4 роки тому +58

    Anyone realize that the story with the alien coming to earth to hunt people is legit the same exact story as predator? 😂

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 3 роки тому

      Oooooooh shiet, I forget about that

    • @georgenelson4457
      @georgenelson4457 3 роки тому +3

      Yep exactly what I thought but with kicking!🤣

    • @cementbox4430
      @cementbox4430 3 роки тому +1

      I’d say it’s more like the Predators movie, because in that they are all different violent type of people, instead of just scientists and some soldiers.

    • @starzriser9700
      @starzriser9700 3 роки тому +1

      Yup, that's what I thought. There's a few differences but the very basic plot is basically the same. So... Now we know what happens when you mix Predator + JuJitsu.

  • @ickycat4380
    @ickycat4380 4 роки тому +37

    *is holding loaded gun* “nah i think I’ll just run at this unarmed person”

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 4 роки тому +336

    Here are some movies I'd like you to review:
    Fever Lake: A moronic horror film that has Mario Lopez and Bo Hopkins
    XX: An incredibly stupid "horror" anthology, with 4 stories that are insanely incompetent
    Dracula 3000: An alien vampire from the planet Transylvania. Need I say more?
    Airplane Mode: The comedy equivalent of cancer thinks he can remake the greatest comedy ever made. He thought wrong.
    Wicker Man: Seeing as you review Nic Cage movies, it only makes sense for you to review the most infamous Nic Cage movie.
    Stiff Odds: An obscure bad movie classic.
    Exorcist 2: The Heretic: The most insane sequel of all time.
    Book Of Screts Blair Witch 2: An awful movie that barely has anything to do with its predecessor

    • @patrikmiles9342
      @patrikmiles9342 4 роки тому +1

      isnt xx 3 stories not 4

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 роки тому +5

      @@patrikmiles9342 No, pretty sure it's 4. There's the box, the birthday party, the one that rips off Rosemary's baby, and Don't Fall. That's 4.

    • @daanhenkelman6167
      @daanhenkelman6167 4 роки тому +3

      didnt he already review XX? i couldve sworn i know about it through his channel

    • @patrikmiles9342
      @patrikmiles9342 4 роки тому +6

      @@daanhenkelman6167 it was ihe that already reviewed it and you probably know it from

    • @the0naysayer
      @the0naysayer 4 роки тому

      Omg fever lake

  • @djraxx068
    @djraxx068 4 роки тому +7

    "We're going to build a wall and the alien is going to pay for it"

  • @davidlevesquesr3341
    @davidlevesquesr3341 4 роки тому +71

    Hardcore Henry is the most underrated movie ever

    • @OpqHMg
      @OpqHMg 4 роки тому +1

      It was really painful to watch

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 4 роки тому

      @@OpqHMg how so

    • @timothyortiz403
      @timothyortiz403 4 роки тому

      Please shut up

    • @miks2819
      @miks2819 4 роки тому

      Youre right but its literally a one time watch

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 4 роки тому

      Fact

  • @mrmayo5905
    @mrmayo5905 4 роки тому +9

    Fun fact: the director of this movie is also the writer of the comic. And I’m willing to bet that’s because he wanted a studio to pick it up, and making it an adaptation of an existing property made that easier.

  • @TimPortantno
    @TimPortantno 3 роки тому +5

    The reason classic actors like DeNiro, Pacino, and even Bruce Willis make these movies is partially because they collect their royalties through SAG, which requires you make one movie a year. So every year they take at least one of the easy paychecks you can have.

    • @chileno189
      @chileno189 3 роки тому

      Bruce Willis has only been starring in shitty straight to video films for years. I doubt that's just a matter of keeping his SAG card.

  • @stygianmoon1716
    @stygianmoon1716 4 роки тому +73

    Hollwood could literally make a movie out of anything..
    who else is hyped for the new CHAIRS: The Movie ?????

    • @antisociallyoldschool2806
      @antisociallyoldschool2806 4 роки тому +6

      Now with exclusive in depth die hard English teachers as the writers!

    • @thomascella6162
      @thomascella6162 4 роки тому +4

      I’m not kidding, they’re making a movie about (get this) BOBBLEHEADS.

    • @AK-tw7uq
      @AK-tw7uq 4 роки тому +9

      ThE sEcReT lIfE oF cHaIrS

    • @5H4NKTH35HARK
      @5H4NKTH35HARK 4 роки тому +2

      @@thomascella6162 What
      I need context

    • @stygianmoon1716
      @stygianmoon1716 4 роки тому +1

      @@thomascella6162 what. You mean the toys that gives literally everyone insomnia ? man that's even worse than chairs..

  • @TibsPlays
    @TibsPlays 4 роки тому +152

    Someone needs to write a script, pick a cast, create the setting, design a general direction for the plot to go in, then just unleash Nicholas Cage to do whatever he wants and instruct the actors to respond accordingly.

  • @heavenly2k
    @heavenly2k 3 роки тому +22

    This alien actually looked dope. Just not very alien-like.

  • @waltercomunello121
    @waltercomunello121 4 роки тому +33

    I can totally imagine Willis calling Cage and telling stuff like "yo bro, there's this huge ass movie that's gotta be a hit and I've been offered a thing in it but I can't do it cuz I've got things to do ya know but like, I thought you would do it instead"
    Cage: "k"
    Willis: (ending the call) *phew*

    • @gamemediafan1714
      @gamemediafan1714 2 роки тому

      If Willis would've done this movie it would've been 100 times worse. Willis just doesn't give a shit anymore and plays the same unconvincing bland "tough guy" in every movie. Cage at least puts EFFORT.

  • @akatuski420davis6
    @akatuski420davis6 4 роки тому +30

    When Elvis isn't impressed about your alien, you messed up

  • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
    @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 3 роки тому +5

    This is the closest thing we got to "Cage vs. Predator". The enemy in this movie could've been a Predator who just really liked fighting, and we know they're honorable warriors, so it would've fit perfectly. Predators also have guns that do the aiming for them, so just one would've been far more challenging for the heroes to fight.

  • @samsonmcharaly8536
    @samsonmcharaly8536 4 роки тому +63

    I still love how the Hookey Pookey scene in “Mom And Dad” was before the parents went crazy

  • @mistymoonshine897
    @mistymoonshine897 4 роки тому +35

    Grillo's latest movie is "Boss Level" (that he produced and stars alongside his own son). Mel Gibson and Naomi Watts are also in it. it's a Groundhog-Day-action-movie and I really enjoyed it. solid performances, pretty cool action scenes and a lot of dark humor. Grillo is pretty convincing, Mel Gibson enjoys his revival. it's a fun watch overall. if you enjoyed Hardcore Henry or Guns Akimbo you won't be disappointed by this one.

  • @doomspirospero
    @doomspirospero 3 роки тому +9

    I remember when Nick Cage came to Cyprus. It was even on the news, poor guy got harassed so much im surprised he lasted 3 days

  • @TheSourHappy
    @TheSourHappy 4 роки тому +41

    When Elvis said "he falls into Nick's hut" I remembered this movie had nick in it.

  • @mt.sefuri3909
    @mt.sefuri3909 4 роки тому +102

    "you're allowed to be stupid"
    10 mins later
    "this is stupid"

  • @kulebra2990
    @kulebra2990 3 роки тому +1

    Your videos are so entertaining 😂😂😂

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 роки тому +38

    The guy makes martial art movies, but he can’t even see that Jiu Jitsu is a grappling art

  • @Surannhealz
    @Surannhealz 4 роки тому +38

    Based on this movie and Star Wars, it would appear that “sharp shooting” is a quality exclusive to human beings on planet Earth.

  • @nuller87
    @nuller87 2 роки тому +1

    19:35 why waste the money and material to build a wall around the temple, when it's gonna be turned to rubble from the nuke?
    Just have the nuke ready, and press the button when it shows itself. Or maybe just use explosives, since the nuke would make a huge problem with radiation.

  • @rebeccascott2197
    @rebeccascott2197 4 роки тому +38

    Without Nic it just seems like an Asylum version of Predator

  • @CthulhuHatesHugs
    @CthulhuHatesHugs 4 роки тому +9

    The squeaky toy sound added when the alien broke Nic's back was probably the best thing I've experienced in the entirety of 2020.

  • @Zach_Beebe
    @Zach_Beebe 3 роки тому +1

    Proof that even bad reviews help is that I hadn't heard of this movie until scrolling through old Elvis videos.

  • @babaganoush6392
    @babaganoush6392 4 роки тому +167

    i just watched vampires kiss, its an incredible masterpeice

    • @faro8784
      @faro8784 4 роки тому +22

      He’s a vampire! He’s a vampire!

    • @bigcock8900
      @bigcock8900 4 роки тому +2

      It's my favorite Nic Cage movie and it has been for over 10 years, I love that movie so much

    • @Jdsteele96
      @Jdsteele96 4 роки тому +4

      Watching that movie for the first time having never heard of it and knowing nothing about it, was quite the experience.

    • @Jess-wj2xb
      @Jess-wj2xb 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I agree it's one of my absolute favorites, never gets old

    • @BigTendy
      @BigTendy 4 роки тому +1

      TOO LATE! TOO LATE!

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 4 роки тому +27

    Hey, that FPS scene was the best part of the Doom movie.
    I know that's not saying much, but I liked it.

  • @connorcowan7606
    @connorcowan7606 3 роки тому +4

    The official Walmart Podcast (yes, it is actually a thing) has a bit where one of the hosts says: "If Nicholas Cage is still making movies, you can do anything!"

  • @nordaemonn84
    @nordaemonn84 4 роки тому +26

    Brax is pretty much an unholy fusion between the Predator and a Genji main.

  • @christianoperez8224
    @christianoperez8224 4 роки тому +28

    i don’t understand why people will strike videos like this for having their movie in it, i had never heard of this until now and it seems stupid enough i might watch it, without this video i would’ve never watched this

    • @starzriser9700
      @starzriser9700 3 роки тому

      Im actually thinking the same thing. Dude, I like fighting scenes and there's Nic Cage in it so.. It seems fun like smoking some pot while watching this haha

  • @imboofingit8684
    @imboofingit8684 3 роки тому +5

    Meme-able moment, when Nick cage says "he's crazy... Like me!!🥴"

  • @epicturtleurtle3626
    @epicturtleurtle3626 4 роки тому +67

    The alien in this movie is just an awful duplicate of the Predator

    • @johnkinsey6117
      @johnkinsey6117 4 роки тому +14

      this whole movie is just an awful duplicate of the Predator

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 4 роки тому +8

      Which makes you wonder what Elvis would think of Predator because it seems like all his problems with this alien could be equated to the Predator movies/lore

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 4 роки тому +5

      @@A.Mortem actual Predators are alright. This one is just... Wat

    • @streetgamer3452
      @streetgamer3452 4 роки тому +5

      @@A.Mortem I don’t think he’d have as big of issues with the predator since even though the concept is somewhat the same Predator puts way more reasoning into why it hunts.

  • @iSOBigD
    @iSOBigD 4 роки тому +84

    So the movie is called "Jiu Jitsu", but they fight with swords and do kung fu or muay thai. Why...is it called...Jiu Jitsu?

    • @neoluthuli3254
      @neoluthuli3254 3 роки тому +18

      Just like the reboot Karate Kid that takes place in China. It was suppose to be called Kungu Fu Kid

    • @DUDB302
      @DUDB302 3 роки тому

      Reasons apparently they did zero research about what jiu jitsu is hahahaha

    • @seanmma5771
      @seanmma5771 3 роки тому

      @@DUDB302 😂

    • @Nopers_
      @Nopers_ 3 роки тому

      I’m more shocked anyone would actually expect anything from a movie like this than the fact that they do not care.

  • @bobmus6241
    @bobmus6241 3 роки тому +3

    I think Nick cage is just helping smaller film crews. Probably to the point where he probably doesn't care about the script, and says he will be there. Seems like a nice guy to do such things.

  • @snailfarmer
    @snailfarmer 4 роки тому +14

    Really cool how you get Nic Cage to do all those cameos on your videos. What a nice guy!

    • @roberth2833
      @roberth2833 Рік тому

      Just have to pay him $20 and feed him lunch

  • @weasel2624
    @weasel2624 4 роки тому +73

    At least there’s high hopes for that ‘Willy’s Wonderland’ film coming out next year.

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 роки тому +1

      Why?

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 4 роки тому +3

      @@raam726 Nicholas cage

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 4 роки тому +4

      @Milk's The One Not good with names neither do I really care thanks anyway.

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 4 роки тому +3

      @Milk's The One There's like 20 variations of my name so I'm not actually hurt by it.

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 4 роки тому

      @Burnt Ink but nicHolas cage

  • @shanelucchesi2734
    @shanelucchesi2734 2 роки тому +7

    A movie about jujitsu with no jujitsu in it makes sense

  • @orbitmonkey748
    @orbitmonkey748 4 роки тому +23

    Frank Grillo is in a great show called Kingdom. Hes not just a tough guy in that one.

  • @YoAblaze
    @YoAblaze 4 роки тому +80

    Honestly, I wouldn’t turn down any roles unless they were REALLY bad because, ya know, money 😂

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 4 роки тому +9

      At least he's almost out of debt from what I heard.

    • @Ya_Mum1984
      @Ya_Mum1984 4 роки тому

      Sais the prosty.

    • @saber-like7857
      @saber-like7857 4 роки тому +11

      You gotta also consider the fallout from a really high profile flop. Sure, it might make you money, but then you might have trouble getting more roles in the future. Natalie Portman said it was so hard to find roles for a while after she did Star Wars. Nicolas Cage is in a spot in his career where he can be in garbage and it won't hurt him. For a new actor on the scene, it could kill your career.

    • @murilofaria8819
      @murilofaria8819 4 роки тому

      That's literally Cage to his agent

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 роки тому +2

      Well, the bad ones get you memed, and memes get you famous, and fame gets you money, and it’s a cycle of pain

  • @claroandrade4272
    @claroandrade4272 3 роки тому +18

    Someone really fights JIU JITSU in this movie?

  • @marcelysern215
    @marcelysern215 4 роки тому +80

    This movie isn’t good but do you know what is, the new Elvis the alien plushie

    • @yute
      @yute 2 роки тому

      Secret Elvis account?

  • @SilverZealot
    @SilverZealot 4 роки тому +41

    Nic Cage taking any movie role is the best and worst thing at the same time

    • @monomakesmecrystill1252
      @monomakesmecrystill1252 4 роки тому +1

      I mean man owes hella money and is still in debt he really has no choice

    • @monomakesmecrystill1252
      @monomakesmecrystill1252 4 роки тому +1

      At least we enjoy them

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 роки тому

      @@monomakesmecrystill1252 I keep reading comments like this, had no idea he was in so much debt. Do you know why? Crazy to me how many celebrities end up like that.

    • @HollowNest
      @HollowNest 4 роки тому

      @@mariannecontrino6297 well from the google search it's said that he spent alot of money on expensive stuffs and it messed up his tax or so

    • @visenyasmean
      @visenyasmean 4 роки тому

      @@mariannecontrino6297 He owes the IRS 6.3M in property taxes. I also saw something about him spending 150M on a dinosaur skull.

  • @Pepsi_Addicted
    @Pepsi_Addicted 10 місяців тому +1

    nic cages agent spends his day rejecting crazy scripts all day and when he meets nic in the evening, nic brings a bunch of these scripts that he got his hands on personally and is super hyped for each and every one of them. and his agent just does the picard facepalm. thats how I imagine it

  • @fanficologist6621
    @fanficologist6621 4 роки тому +25

    The alien''s face just looks like it''s permanently censored.

  • @YuzuruA
    @YuzuruA 4 роки тому +44

    I wish cage would become a youtuber to scream to the camera and we would pay him in his patreon to not make these movies

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 4 роки тому +1

      He must get some enjoyment out of it though. Lots of his roles look so fun.

  • @GrisouIII
    @GrisouIII 2 роки тому

    « Blank slates that punch »
    I laughed for 5 min straight at this dead-on description. I will borrow this at the first opportunity.

  • @TheAwesomeBean1
    @TheAwesomeBean1 4 роки тому +24

    A garbage fire starting Nick Cage. Man, I've never heard that one before.

  • @Zuck250
    @Zuck250 4 роки тому +52

    Remember when Nicholas was in National Treasure? Good times....

  • @joequinn7000
    @joequinn7000 3 роки тому +1

    10/10 video cause of the Simpsons hit n run music in the background love you alien 👽

  • @MiraSubieGirl
    @MiraSubieGirl 4 роки тому +14

    Just send him out into North USA or Canada and point at a Grizzly... "There you go buddy, thats our Jiu Jitsu Champ"