Disparate Pieces | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 4

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  • @Virtualmess32
    @Virtualmess32 5 років тому +4670

    "Shes had a bad night"
    "I'm at one hit point i understand"

  • @Nessmess001
    @Nessmess001 5 років тому +6198

    Loved the scene of Beau making the demon's corpse mouth things while jester and fjord cackled, Molly just walked off disturbed, and nott pointed her knife at it thinking it was alive. All the whole with Caleb throwing up in the background.
    Truly a group bonding moment

  • @colebecker7832
    @colebecker7832 5 років тому +3531

    and caleb pulls the classic "you caught us, she's a goblin." this time in court while the judge's race is a sworn enemy to goblins

    • @Ihileath
      @Ihileath 5 років тому +115

      Trash Panda better they find out by admission.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 роки тому +177

      Another instance of Caleb's oversharing. For a man with so many secrets they're really bad at keeping them

    • @urando3042
      @urando3042 4 роки тому +138

      @@Pundae makes him better at keeping the bigger secrets. They'll never know.

    • @micryt.
      @micryt. 4 роки тому +77

      She was literally arrested for being a goblin.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 роки тому +8

      @@micryt. that's not why she was arrested lol

  • @quakeroats2007
    @quakeroats2007 3 роки тому +5007

    Everyone: "How do we prove our innocence?"
    Caleb running directly to the authorities: "I have killed a man!"

    • @kida4313
      @kida4313 Рік тому +2

      Also look at my piss goblin!

    • @safi6749
      @safi6749 Рік тому +97

      Mamaaaa,just killed a man

    • @sobinir7933
      @sobinir7933 Рік тому +143

      @@safi6749 put a spell against his head, rolled advantage now he's deeeaaaaaad

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Рік тому +36

      ​@@sobinir7933MAMAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @foxisconfused
      @foxisconfused Рік тому +22

      @secretsaresafe9399 DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYY

  • @olimara1647
    @olimara1647 4 роки тому +15764

    Caleb explains that he is a hero: I murdered a man, I did it, he is dead, I killed him. He was a frog, and now he is dead. I killed the circus man.

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 4 роки тому +539

      2 days ago, on this old ass video, still managed to get 14 likes, that's incredible

    • @Amnesia1998
      @Amnesia1998 4 роки тому +138

      And now you have 100 likes.

    • @117chronicles
      @117chronicles 4 роки тому +78

      And then there was 200 likes

    • @Chrismarzek
      @Chrismarzek 4 роки тому +68

      @@schwany6703 same. im trying to catch up so i can make sense of whats happened on other episodes from when i first found this channel.

    • @baxterwilhelm8114
      @baxterwilhelm8114 4 роки тому +93

      This is straight up the funniest comment I've seen in my life.

  • @Tiffany_jade_m
    @Tiffany_jade_m 6 років тому +2012

    “I’m at one hit point, I understand.” I need that on a t-shirt.

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 5 років тому +27

      Tiffany Drudy i would totally buy that as merch. Hint hint, producers

    • @LP-iy5mv
      @LP-iy5mv 5 років тому +10

      I think that and zero would be good on a T-SHIRT

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 4 роки тому +3

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

  • @devinawe9102
    @devinawe9102 6 років тому +6846

    Sam Riegel playing a character with -3 charisma is everything I never knew I needed

    • @zachary5833
      @zachary5833 6 років тому +154

      Zero

    • @xOIwa
      @xOIwa 6 років тому +293

      I was laughing so hard when he said "0", but then i remembered my character has -4 charisma so.... :D

    • @jamesborn3603
      @jamesborn3603 5 років тому +48

      @@xOIwa please tell me you've rolled a -2 before

    • @xOIwa
      @xOIwa 5 років тому +66

      @@jamesborn3603 I did. But my character's name is Kay Oss so it's kinda suitable :D

    • @LP-iy5mv
      @LP-iy5mv 5 років тому +4

      That part was so funny

  • @Xcimeister
    @Xcimeister 3 роки тому +2306

    I love that Liam takes his german accent so far as to say "A Centimeter of my Life" rather than "An Inch"

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 2 роки тому +182

      And straight up calls someone an arschloch!

    • @Inno4138
      @Inno4138 2 роки тому +42

      It was definitely more impactful though

    • @GermanyIsNotReal
      @GermanyIsNotReal Рік тому +17

      1:55:58 he did say "every inch of my body" tho

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 Рік тому +25

      ​@@GermanyIsNotReal well the people around you rubb off 😂

    • @zqueen3871
      @zqueen3871 10 місяців тому +14

      Reminds me of the scene in Inglorious Basterds where the undercover American counts to 3 on his fingers incorrectly. Liam did the homework 😂💯

  • @mosssenter2977
    @mosssenter2977 6 років тому +3751

    "Is the goblin pissing in my court" had me in tears

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 5 років тому +12

      kicked it in the cotter Ra Ra Ra

    • @hexpsyche
      @hexpsyche 5 років тому +22

      1:15:46

    • @funsize69
      @funsize69 5 років тому +7

      Srsly thou what's he doing

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 5 років тому +4

      MVP

    • @Lathlaer
      @Lathlaer 5 років тому +13

      @@funsize69 Yeah Sam's and Laura's characters are clearly not right in the head :D

  • @ishouldfindagoodname2416
    @ishouldfindagoodname2416 5 років тому +3553

    3:04:38
    “Let’s go all of these places!”
    *Matthew makes the face of a DM that has not prepared all of these places*

    • @XcZeus3469
      @XcZeus3469 5 років тому +433

      Matt has begun plotting how he can murder Jester and pass it off as "part of the plot" to stop her antics.

    • @Rembanspellsong
      @Rembanspellsong 5 років тому +98

      @@XcZeus3469 A good DM will never murder a PC just to stop some antics. Especially not when there are times when he can't keep a straight face because of said antics.

    • @XcZeus3469
      @XcZeus3469 5 років тому +466

      @@Rembanspellsong Sarcasm. A good commenter knows how to identify it.

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 5 років тому +74

      @@XcZeus3469 gotta put a /s for the retards

    • @bjminyard563
      @bjminyard563 5 років тому +7

      My God that’s funny!!!

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 4 роки тому +2270

    47:42 "I was just a bystander!!" *rolls a 0 for Deception*
    Nothing will ever surpass the joy I feel when I see Liam *point and laugh* at Matt for choking on his drink.

    • @worldbuilder3262
      @worldbuilder3262 3 роки тому +28

      Best part

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +7

      I live for these moments

    • @at.myrthe
      @at.myrthe Рік тому +9

      It's one of the rare times Matt raises his glass and actually decides to drink, and he immediately regrets it

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 11 місяців тому

      Thanks for the timestamp!

  • @crl_rvr25
    @crl_rvr25 3 роки тому +2696

    caleb: most towns don’t like goblins, most people don’t
    also caleb: THIS IS MY FRIEND SHE’S A GOBLIN

    • @rowanharbour
      @rowanharbour Рік тому +9

      Omg, yeah, lolz!

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 Рік тому +26

      Maybe he thought it was best to be honest, but in retrospect it is funny 😂

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp Рік тому +29

      Well technically they already realised she was (the guards I mean) and I assume Caleb saw how she didn't have her mask on and was in more chains than everyone else, so being the smart cookie that he is he concluded that it would be best to just be honest.

  • @andyenglish4303
    @andyenglish4303 6 років тому +10808

    Gustav: Don't make the same mistakes as your forefathers.
    Jester: Wow they had four fathers?
    Nott: I know that's really progressive!

    • @tomasroque3338
      @tomasroque3338 5 років тому +67

      when was that?

    • @jennifermk4059
      @jennifermk4059 5 років тому +198

      1:41:25

    • @tomasroque3338
      @tomasroque3338 5 років тому +156

      @@jennifermk4059 Thank you! I can't believe I missed that, I honestly spent 15 minutes clicking through the video to find that and failed.

    • @brendaturner6831
      @brendaturner6831 5 років тому +9

      Lol

    • @robrojas8790
      @robrojas8790 5 років тому +57

      ty so much! in the Spanish subtitles this joke not make any sense.

  • @Jotunn96
    @Jotunn96 4 роки тому +3139

    I love how Caleb is literally a light breeze away from death for the first half of this episode yet no one suggests that he gets medical attention for two hours

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 3 роки тому +149

      Gotta love being the quiet friend. You get forgotten about sometimes. But more likely they just forgot he was at 1 hit point from the previous session.

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 3 роки тому +54

      @@AnxietyRat That's very likely they forgot. Even the time of the day changed - whole last battle was in a middle of the night and it was suddenly just 10pm when they rested here XD

    • @coolerthanoranges
      @coolerthanoranges 3 роки тому +38

      He rolled some hit dice when they realized the boat ride was a short rest, so he at least wasn't at 1 hp

    • @sleepy6613
      @sleepy6613 3 роки тому +33

      @@coolerthanoranges he declined the hit die, he wanted to stay at low health to show off his wounds

    • @bayarea_pyro4159
      @bayarea_pyro4159 3 роки тому +70

      Caleb: “I’d like to jump for joy after acquiring these new spells in the bath-house!”
      Dm: “roll for agility because the floor is wet now that naught spilled the pitcher”
      Dice: “1”
      Dm: “you sprain your ankle and fall into a coma”

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +3584

    In the bathhouse:
    Caleb: _actually taking a relaxing bath_
    Nott: _eating off the floor and stealing everything_

    • @bartholomewjenkins164
      @bartholomewjenkins164 4 роки тому +24

      DeathnoteBB He’s casting “Find Familiar” again

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +6

      Bartholomew Jenkins Who Caleb? I was wondering what the book was for.

    • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
      @FrostyTheSnowPickle 4 роки тому +80

      When Nott takes a bath, she *takes* a bath.

    • @crungler
      @crungler 4 роки тому +16

      @DarthLesbian420 stealing is easy! originality is hard.

    • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
      @FrostyTheSnowPickle 4 роки тому +11

      Cookie the Fabulous - Precisely. Just learning from Nott.

  • @cuttlefish6839
    @cuttlefish6839 2 роки тому +502

    I hope Beau keeps the gag of spamming help everytime she's being dragged to jail and sees her friends lol kills me everytime

  • @SooperDingo
    @SooperDingo 6 років тому +1839

    When your party members bully you so much that you incorporate taking a bath into your downtime

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +96

      I do not understand these types of comments. As a DM, the biggest challenge I find is having enough story prepared to keep the players entertained for a full session, without them chewing through all the plot in under an hour (my group is very goal oriented). As such, if a player wants to eat up fifteen minutes of play time on something simple, or on having a conversation among themselves, that's a huge help. You can sit back and coast for a bit and let THEM tell YOU the story, which is delightful. I cannot imagine what kind of DM would be upset by their players giving them a break and picking up the narrative slack.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 роки тому +103

      @@elbruces I think 1: It's because the thing he chose to do, out of all the things possibly available to a creative player like him, he chose to bathe because his party members made up the fact that he was smelly. So instead of preparing potions, writing scrolls, shopping for spell ingredients(which he needed at one point), he chose to RP taking a bath. It's funny. So people comment on it. 2. You're taking jokey observations about RPing a bath too seriously.

    • @wesleyw7908
      @wesleyw7908 4 роки тому +47

      @@elbruces That's because these type of comments are jokes, and you apparently failed spotting the joke.
      Must have been a natural 1

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +27

      Not always. I see a LOT of comments seriously suggesting that Matt should be annoyed when the characters want to take time to RP themselves without following his story. That's the context I'm coming from.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 роки тому +9

      @@elbruces No you don't.

  • @neuroinsect1944
    @neuroinsect1944 5 років тому +1081

    Caleb is by far the most sane of this party. And that is terrifying. I love it.

    • @TheAlienGinger
      @TheAlienGinger 4 роки тому +52

      Looking back, this is DEFINITELY not true

    • @MrWTFgameplay
      @MrWTFgameplay 4 роки тому +15

      The Alien Ginger huh... sane you say..?

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah you wana rethink that bud?

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 4 роки тому +70

      Yeah, Fjord is the most sane. And he barfs up saltwater every night.

  • @joom3004
    @joom3004 4 роки тому +3192

    "Is that like a magic tric-"
    "What's your armor class?"
    *nervous laughter*

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie 3 роки тому +543

    You can immediately tell how much this strange, new group means to Caleb by how incredibly blessed he comes off for having a moment of peace with his best friend where he’s now in a position to read in silence, and in peace for even a little while.
    Just two days ago in character he was starving. Wanted. Scared. Not just for his own safety but for Nott’s. And now he has friends waiting for him, his best friend is safe by his side, and they can exist in peace.
    It’s incredible storytelling.

  • @Klatubarada1979
    @Klatubarada1979 6 років тому +2095

    "I thought you were Nott, the brave?"
    "Nono, there is no coma, I'm just not the brave." LOLOL

  • @Good.shepherd420
    @Good.shepherd420 6 років тому +9480

    Matt just played four npc's in a courtroom by himself like a beast.

    • @davidmauro8947
      @davidmauro8947 5 років тому +149

      1 take! xD

    • @catherinereed8977
      @catherinereed8977 5 років тому +105

      @@keistle That was by and far an amazing scene.

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 років тому +165

      That's because Matthew Mercer is a DM god!

    • @lucindatheartist6435
      @lucindatheartist6435 5 років тому +121

      Bassicaly me when I'm alone.
      Self roleplay

    • @thegriffin88
      @thegriffin88 5 років тому +141

      Oh my god, I didn't even think of that I just heard characters. That's some goddamn talent!

  • @berrybunnyprince811
    @berrybunnyprince811 4 роки тому +2951

    Caleb never mentioned that he removed the braids so I love to think that form now on that they are just there forever now.

    • @toasted_equestrian
      @toasted_equestrian 4 роки тому +283

      Honestly if his hair is as greasy from lack of bathing, the braids probably stayed in really well.

    • @louie8483
      @louie8483 4 роки тому +61

      I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THIS

    • @pixelcat5725
      @pixelcat5725 4 роки тому +22

      Hahaha thats true XD

    • @Wexelent
      @Wexelent 3 роки тому +59

      My favorite thing about this is that those braids were actually over 2 years ago. Most of us are caught up on the campaign and in the know by now. Those of us rewatching the first episodes and catching up to the actual campaign through Christmas break are coming to know these small details. Even after all this time this show has managed to capture our hearts and our imaginations. Watching these episodes for the first time and in many cases for many other people re-watching these episodes, it is exhilarating to see. Oh how the continuity of this content doth spring forth, much joy for d&d fans.

    • @zebur4170
      @zebur4170 3 роки тому +39

      Due to his poor hygiene they slowly become dreadlocks

  • @WolfHeathen
    @WolfHeathen 11 місяців тому +394

    TIMESTAMPS 2023, BACK TO THE TOP:
    00:30 - Sam Presents the DnD Beyond Awards
    4:45 - Foreshadowing this episode’s rolls
    8:50 - Episode Start
    14:30 - No Respect for the Dead
    19:40 - At level 2, you don’t kill kids, you just traumatize them
    35:05 - A heartfelt apology
    37:30 - Travis with unlimited Disguise Self is OP
    44:00 - Jester, priestess of trickery
    47:40 - Nott a rogue
    1:11:10 - Caleb is the actual worst lawyer
    1:14:50 - Yasha ran to get to the set of Blindspot, Fridays on NBC
    1:24:50 - Yasha on the lam
    1:38:20 - Nott and Jester Buddy Cop movie please
    1:43:20 - This girl’s gonna be the final boss
    1:46:25 - No comma
    1:49:05 - This feels like an actual Monty Python sketch
    1:50:20 - That 18 Wisdom score
    1:57:55 - Beau is into ladies confirmed?
    2:00:02 - Break Starts
    2:11:24 - Break Ends
    2:19:30 - I gotta use that sometime
    2:42:20 - Old Man Matt
    2:50:05 - Nott a German
    2:54:15 - The Bathhouse Caper
    3:03:25 - Map Hype
    3:15:30 - …Spice?
    3:33:50 - But why though?
    3:40:40 - Yippee Kiyay

    • @danielsandefur7364
      @danielsandefur7364 11 місяців тому +1

      Bump

    • @mightyxt
      @mightyxt 10 місяців тому

      7:30 intro

    • @mightyxt
      @mightyxt 10 місяців тому +3

      3:01:55 “Why is this crowbar 7 gold?”

    • @Salemgray
      @Salemgray 10 місяців тому +2

      2024 now is crazy

    • @Aldinth
      @Aldinth 9 місяців тому +3

      Why the hell is the most important comment so low?

  • @juliustausch7377
    @juliustausch7377 5 років тому +571

    I like the contrast of Texas Ranger Ford and German Hobo-Wizard Caleb. It's amusing.

  • @glanni
    @glanni 5 років тому +894

    Legend has it that the old gnome is still waiting for the strange man to return to buy the music box.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 роки тому +91

      And the guy who held the farming books

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +50

      Elsa Frost This is why people at yard sales don’t hold things without payment XD
      Everyone knows you aren’t coming back

  • @sebastianbennette5727
    @sebastianbennette5727 6 років тому +3970

    Favorite Caleb quotes:
    "I'm either a clown or I'm a toad killer!"
    "I'm a dirty hobo and I reek like yesterday's garbage."

    • @scottlucas5003
      @scottlucas5003 6 років тому +157

      I'd totally buy a "I'm either a clown or I'm a toad killer T-shirt

    • @FlyingButterHorse
      @FlyingButterHorse 6 років тому +101

      And I'd Totally buy a "I'm a dirty hobo and i reek like yesterday's garbage" t-shirt. LOL.

    • @Jw3vans
      @Jw3vans 6 років тому +86

      You’re forgetting some prime Nott T-shirt quotes like “All Magic Kills Goblins”

    • @the_well-known_stranger2275
      @the_well-known_stranger2275 6 років тому +26

      A UA-cam Commenter I LOVE TRINKETS SOOO MUCH!!!

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade 6 років тому +29

      "Why's this crowbar seven gold?"

  • @seancain2216
    @seancain2216 2 роки тому +464

    It is unreal how every persuasion, intimidation, and deception check is a failure (when it matters) for an ENTIRE TEAM.

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp Рік тому +30

      The team has no rizz. They completely suck at actually throwing their personality around. 🤣

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 8 місяців тому +5

      At least partly because they're more interested in being amusing than sensible, and they have a lot of faith in their plot armor.

  • @ErikaWeiss633
    @ErikaWeiss633 6 років тому +774

    "Here."
    *Pulls off one of the many rings they looted off of the toad's corpse*
    "This is an old family heirloom."
    XD, Jester is just amazing.

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 5 років тому +50

      "Thanks, it looks a lot like one I lost a few days ago" either the toad stole it or it wasn't one of those rings and jester stole it. Either or.

  • @derblobinmeister3006
    @derblobinmeister3006 6 років тому +1280

    It occurs to me that Nott can deny pretty much anything and fool a detect lies/ zone of truth. 'I'm Nott, a theif! I'm Nott .I'm Nott!!!'

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 6 років тому +73

      if they don´t know her name.

    • @kierancharlebois8040
      @kierancharlebois8040 6 років тому +34

      Too bad that deception roll

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 6 років тому +164

      Who stole the priceless gem? Nott, me!
      Who murdered this man? Nott, me!
      Yeah, checks out.

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 років тому +9

      Oh hi Mark

  • @fvux5393
    @fvux5393 6 років тому +532

    I just love it how Travis once was a not so intelligent goaliath, running into hordes of mobs. And now hes the one making the smartest of moves

    • @DerusGrindz
      @DerusGrindz 5 років тому +20

      I wish my players would make these types of character changes. This one dude in my group always thinks he made a different pc but they all act the same. Run face first into everything and treat everyone like shit. It should be no suprise that he's died multiple times.

  • @haasgaming
    @haasgaming 3 роки тому +1665

    Caleb realizing something has finally gone right in his life, while on the other side a goblin devours cucumbers off the floor. Wonderful.

    • @bumbledy_bee
      @bumbledy_bee 2 роки тому +44

      A truly historic momment

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Рік тому +22

      Each having fun in their own way!

  • @claytonpeterson2845
    @claytonpeterson2845 5 років тому +653

    Honestly, just the thought of roleplaying a D&D game with a player like Liam is so enticing. The roleplaying part is the most fun of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign, and you can tell he's very invested in that and I think he, and Sam actually, roleplay their characters the best. He gets so deep in his role. And his voice acting is absolute mint. Just a big fan!

    • @gustavotriqui
      @gustavotriqui 4 роки тому +36

      these guys are actual, real actors.
      So it's not a surprise they can play roles better than us, average dudes

    • @irishpanic
      @irishpanic 4 роки тому +11

      I mean Laura playing jester does exist. I absolutely adore that character

    • @nickbankston296
      @nickbankston296 4 роки тому +13

      I am legitimately in love with Liam. The depth of emotion he's able to put into his characters, especially Caleb, is one of the reasons I love this show.

  • @trashlord6447
    @trashlord6447 4 роки тому +4506

    Caleb, standing in front of the police covered in blood: I killed a man lmao

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 роки тому +435

      Not just "I killed a man." It was "I murdered this carnie and that proves us all innocent."

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 3 роки тому +181

      Matt had to do some quick thinking to keep Liam from having to make a new char lol

    • @joshuarubenstein2298
      @joshuarubenstein2298 3 роки тому +50

      Cha cha real smooth

    • @alexfox6232
      @alexfox6232 3 роки тому +81

      I'm A mUrDeReR! I'lL dO iT aGaIn!

    • @anamitraroy1681
      @anamitraroy1681 3 роки тому +17

      Mamaaaaa uuwwwwuuuu

  • @TonkusLee
    @TonkusLee 4 роки тому +1707

    Time Stamps
    0:08:45 Game Starts
    1:59:00 Break Starts
    2:11:25 Game Begins Again

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 4 роки тому +40

      Thank you.

    • @bigpenny8223
      @bigpenny8223 4 роки тому +15

      Tonkus Lee Gaming this feels like a joke if not it made me laugh anyway

    • @sameenshaw9670
      @sameenshaw9670 4 роки тому +13

      @@bigpenny8223 huh?

    • @bigpenny8223
      @bigpenny8223 4 роки тому +5

      Sameen Shaw what?

    • @Lycaon1765
      @Lycaon1765 4 роки тому +23

      this is wayyyyyyyyyyy too far down

  • @julianaayu
    @julianaayu 3 роки тому +1320

    "Is that goblin pissing in my court??"
    Rules of improv: Yes, and...

    • @endel12
      @endel12 3 роки тому +32

      What *is* Sam doing???

    • @julianaayu
      @julianaayu 3 роки тому +43

      @@endel12 He's pissing

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Рік тому +61

      @@endel12 he was refilling his flask lol

    • @go44yeah
      @go44yeah 8 місяців тому

      ​@@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 With piss

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 6 років тому +415

    The way everyone lost their shit when Matt pulled out the real physical map was priceless. :D

  • @DurandalsFate
    @DurandalsFate 5 років тому +938

    First campaign healers: war cleric, druid, bard (or, briefly, an artificer with potions), ranger, eventually a multiclass paladin.
    Second campaign healers: trickster cleric. With a character who literally hurts himself to use his special abilities.
    This team is in for some pain.

    • @ayumikuro3768
      @ayumikuro3768 5 років тому +28

      Nothing healing potions can't handle. (Or the healer feat)
      My current party is:
      Gish Sorcerer, Gish Warlock, Rogue, Wizard and a Bard, who pretty much blows all his spell slots for offensive spells.
      So half the party is always in CQC getting blasted with Friendly Fire. And strangely they all survive.

    • @DurandalsFate
      @DurandalsFate 5 років тому +45

      @@ayumikuro3768 Matt limits how many healing potions the party can buy, and they burned through potions even in the first campaign, so this party probably needs to be more careful.

    • @ayumikuro3768
      @ayumikuro3768 5 років тому +15

      @@DurandalsFate Yeah I realized that in a later episode. Matt only sells a few potions at 50 ~ 70 gp. Which I personally find a bit to over the top.
      So they really should get the healer feat going. It's a one per long rest heal, but at least it's cheaper. Also they have song of rest for some reason which is an additional d6 per short rest, which is also rather good in the early game.
      I usually run much cheaper, mass produced potions (which are worse ones [I really like my d100 random potion effects], often created by a crazy old lady or they have a quest attached to reduce the price. Imho 25 gp is plenty for potions of healing. Common items should be common. That being said I tend to run much leaner economies [compared to the 2-3 DMs I played under], where one week of questing returns a potion for everyone and some basic supplies. Which they easily burn on their next quest.
      So I guess it's actually not that different. 🤔

    • @theendicott2838
      @theendicott2838 4 роки тому +6

      Ayumi Kuro yeah, I have only limited my players ability to buy healing potions once so far, because it made sense from a story perspective (the fighting pits were running the annual championship), but I don’t think it makes any kind of sense how much money Matt charges for the basic healing potions. Like you said: common items should be common.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +16

      How much you restrict magic item availability is directly proportional to how "special" it feels in the world. Otherwise you might as well jist replace the city's tap water with healing potion.

  • @battleborn7672
    @battleborn7672 6 років тому +4684

    "roll a deception check"
    ...
    * looks up at DM * "zero"

  • @shadowelii
    @shadowelii 3 роки тому +1278

    So you’ve got Nott using her body as a shield when Caleb’s down for the count last episode and now we got Caleb doing the same against a whole Lawmaster. I’m just very 🥺🥺🥺 about them both.

    • @TheKazeetie
      @TheKazeetie 3 роки тому +33

      Especially consider (possible spoilers for Caleb's backstory)
      How terrified he is of being locked up, this is like facing his worst fear if he failed

  • @user-cp5fr4dl4z
    @user-cp5fr4dl4z 4 роки тому +1090

    i love how last time travis was grog, with an intelligence of 6 and the charisma to match, and this time he's fjord, the *only* one capable of being even vaguely charismatic

    • @Drakoni23
      @Drakoni23 4 роки тому +75

      Also the one who got the price of the potions down to standard, even got a freeby. 1) Intelligent enough to even know 2) Being smart and charismatic enough to haggle him down
      Cut back to paying 1000 gold more while trying to haggle in C1 AND thinking he made a good deal xD

    • @Lyonatan
      @Lyonatan 3 роки тому +21

      Also, Sam does the same in reverse, Nott has the lowest charisma in the group and constantly fails persuasions. Honestly the whole M9 is a negative mirror image of VM.
      Monk - Druid
      Wizard - Rogue
      Cleric - Ranger/Rogue
      Barbarian - Cleric
      Melee Blood Hunter - Gunslinger
      Warlock/Paladin - Barbarian/Fighter

    • @apexkonchu2234
      @apexkonchu2234 3 роки тому +3

      @@Lyonatan Fjord isn't any kind of Paladin. "Wrathful Smite" is just a spell, it has nothing to do with the Paladin feature "Divine Smite".

    • @Lyonatan
      @Lyonatan 3 роки тому +1

      @@apexkonchu2234 I'm pretty sure he has the Oath of the Sea

    • @MatthewStMarie
      @MatthewStMarie 3 роки тому +4

      @@Lyonatan spoilers. At this point, he isnt a Paladin

  • @StealthMarmot_
    @StealthMarmot_ 6 років тому +693

    Keyleth: How can I fulfill my responsibilities?
    Beauregard: How can I AVOID any responsibilities?

  • @addaptinginthedark
    @addaptinginthedark 4 роки тому +2050

    Caleb: "You are young. Sometimes, you will meet someone you think is good, and then it turns out they are not." Me: *just quietly sobs*

    • @nutterbirdy1983
      @nutterbirdy1983 4 роки тому +97

      Katia K I’m rewatching due to lockdown and I’m noticing sooooo many things I missed before.

    • @addaptinginthedark
      @addaptinginthedark 4 роки тому +125

      @@nutterbirdy1983 It's crazy, isn't it? Matt is the most insane planner I have ever seen! And the rest of them are so amazing at dropping the smallest of hints about their backstories. It's truly a mastercraft.

    • @muttzoone
      @muttzoone 4 роки тому +13

      this makes me think of Essek oh wow

    • @henrybach7865
      @henrybach7865 4 роки тому +7

      @Katia K that’s happened to me before...

    • @pechum7361
      @pechum7361 4 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog 2 роки тому +517

    No One:
    No One At All:
    Caleb: "I HAVE KILLED A MAN!!! I HAVE KILLED A MAN FROM THE CARNIVAL AND MY FRIEND IS A GOBLIN!!!!!"

    • @agathiandevaraj9757
      @agathiandevaraj9757 6 місяців тому +7

      I donno if Caleb is doing it, or if Liam is pulling a Larkin moment, but its funny.

  • @EverythingNerdifying
    @EverythingNerdifying 6 років тому +635

    The character dynamics Liam and Sam put into Caleb and Nott never gets old.

    • @joshsmithhart8891
      @joshsmithhart8891 6 років тому +55

      EverythingNerdifying i feel the same. Nott and Jester as well. The good cop bad cop bit and Nott trying to run off blaming people is hilarious! Still early bit i see this campaign going in all sorts of new and exciting directions. The first campaign *teams* are erased! XD

    • @janexylin
      @janexylin 6 років тому +42

      I absolutely love Caleb and Nott's friendship.

  • @M00nSlippers
    @M00nSlippers 3 роки тому +2785

    The Gang: We should steal 2,000 gold from somewhere to get NPC Gustav out of trouble!
    Matt: Dear GOD, please don't.

    • @thelocaldork
      @thelocaldork 2 роки тому +139

      lmaoo fr he was like "ah shit how am i gonna fix this, please dont go stealing stuff"

    • @Amon2323
      @Amon2323 Рік тому +153

      In fairness putting an NPC at least 2 of them have a history with into indentured servitude for 2 years would make any non Evil group pause. Nice to see even the pro DMs sometimes make little errors of foresight, gives hope for the rest of us!

  • @m.ed.g2000
    @m.ed.g2000 5 років тому +6484

    Beau - "MY FIRST NEMESIS!!"
    Matt - "A 12 YEAR OLD GIRLLL"

    • @TheManowarcraft
      @TheManowarcraft 4 роки тому +231

      Beau-I just give her a little eh you know one of tho-
      Travis: SHE GOES UNCONSCIOUS 💀

    • @TheFlynCow
      @TheFlynCow 4 роки тому +227

      @@TheManowarcraft Beau:"I give her a little push"
      Matt:"Okay, How do you want to do this?"
      the Party: 👁👄👁

    • @jacktom3799
      @jacktom3799 4 роки тому +28

      @@TheFlynCowbeau:i punch her mortal combat style and destroy her skull

    • @MrSDPlayer
      @MrSDPlayer 3 роки тому +16

      @@TheFlynCow LMAO

    • @qerupasy
      @qerupasy 2 роки тому +15

      @Ambrose Contreras To be fair, expecting her to go easy on Vecna to protect Velora is complete nonsense. If you go easy at that point, you deserve the TPK.

  • @giuliagrosso1804
    @giuliagrosso1804 2 роки тому +1514

    Ashleigh c1: the moral compass of the group
    Ashleigh c2: goes missing for two episodes and rocks up arrested

  • @joshprice4855
    @joshprice4855 4 роки тому +1125

    "I kinda want to punch you back"
    "Then do it."
    Beau.exe has stopped working

    • @LookieLoki
      @LookieLoki 4 роки тому +85

      When the dom tells the switch to take control 😂

    • @Chameleon_Cat
      @Chameleon_Cat 3 роки тому +4

      @Josh Price mac curruption noise du du du du

    • @caca95cb
      @caca95cb 3 роки тому +9

      @@LookieLoki god yes that's exactly what I thought

  • @azanthal
    @azanthal 5 років тому +2134

    DM: "make a deception check"
    Nott: ".......zero......."
    everyone but nott : dies with laughter including me

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 5 років тому +118

      Highlights: Matt disappearing behind the screen. Liam brazenly pointing and laughing at Matt. Sam's nearly folded hands and gestures with "3 minus 3 = zero."

    • @chrisspiers1
      @chrisspiers1 5 років тому +29

      Nott could Star in her own film... ‘Deception Failure’.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 6 років тому +2654

    "I thought you were 'Nott, the Brave'"
    "No, there's no coma. I'm just 'Nott the brave'"

    • @danielvalentino3675
      @danielvalentino3675 6 років тому +78

      Ricardo Rodriguez phenominal line

    • @MaddBass7
      @MaddBass7 6 років тому +87

      I appreciate your correct use of quotation. I don't know why, but it's nice to see in a UA-cam comment for once.

    • @valkoharja
      @valkoharja 6 років тому +24

      comma, but yeah.

    • @ReptarTheUgly
      @ReptarTheUgly 6 років тому +9

      " H'ey "WhA'Ts up"'" mY+-";! guys

    • @NullCodeMusic
      @NullCodeMusic 6 років тому +5

      Ricardo Rodriguez comma*

  • @Lyonatan
    @Lyonatan 3 роки тому +164

    "Injured within a CENTIMETER of my life" unassuming sentence showing how deep in character he is

  • @alexfirefly1956
    @alexfirefly1956 4 роки тому +5497

    No one:
    Literally No One:
    Caleb: Alright, you got us. She's a Goblin.

    • @reedk2402
      @reedk2402 4 роки тому +157

      Alex Firefly ya but when she was arrested it was because the mask fell off. I mean town guards are stupid but not that stupid so its better to admit it than to try and talk your way out.

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 роки тому +212

      I hope this becomes a running theme in the series
      *imagine*
      Royal guard: The goblins in this area are extremely dangerous and cleaver, we will give you 2 silver pieces for every goblin you slay
      Caleb: Okay you caught us, Nott is a goblin

    • @ryanmc6756
      @ryanmc6756 4 роки тому +29

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      Not a single person:
      Not an animal:
      Not me:
      Not anyone in the comments:
      Literally no one at all:
      You: haha no one funny

  • @brandondennis5166
    @brandondennis5166 5 років тому +323

    Can we please talk about how clever Matt was by flat out pointing out to Sam that he DOESN'T have a map, flat out putting the idea in their heads to buy a map.

  • @josephbarker7933
    @josephbarker7933 6 років тому +1738

    I love how Sam OWNS his low rolls. "Zero."

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 6 років тому +96

      To be fair that's impressive. How many people can roll a 0 with a 3

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 років тому +15

      @@mme.veronica735 A fair few, -3 modifiers aren't that hard to come by.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 6 років тому +50

      Felicia Day rolled a negative 1 on initaitive last campaign.

    • @StrapMerf
      @StrapMerf 5 років тому +3

      @@mme.veronica735 I have a character I rolled that could roll 1 0 from a 3.... dice gods hated me this day with 5, 8, 4, 7, 8, 12... (4d6, highest 3) i tried to sacrifice a d6 to the gods under my car tyre.. they did not accept my sacrifice, the dice lives..

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 5 років тому +3

      were the hell is bo the breaker

  • @EyeAM138
    @EyeAM138 3 роки тому +527

    Finally started Critical Role and now I know why Matt is held in such high regard. Holy shit, he is amazing.

    • @DarkDecimus
      @DarkDecimus 2 роки тому +43

      He is like a Tolken or RR Martin, who not only creates these incredibly detailed and full, lore rich worlds, but also then acts them out and all the the npcs who populate those worlds! Amazing indeed!

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 2 роки тому +57

      Fellow newbie (both to CR and as a DnD player). He really is great. The only thing that sucks is there are so many people acting like if their DMs aren't on his level that makes them inherently bad. 😔

    • @jasonryba2126
      @jasonryba2126 Рік тому

      @@bloodybutterflygaming1242 Trying to be a DM to a bunch of kids that have binged all of Campaign 1 is difficult at best.

    • @roguebarbarian9133
      @roguebarbarian9133 4 місяці тому +4

      Outside of his character voices and emotions, which as a professional voice actor you have to assume will be exceptional, there’s very little that Matt does that your average DM can’t replicate GIVEN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES. The right circumstances being that outside of his aforementioned voice acting career, this is his full time gig, as well as being assisted by a team and having a big budget. But in terms of pure description, narrative, world building, etc. there’s very little you can’t replicate with a creative writing class and some practice. Which again, Matt is very, very talented, but he’s also not this unassailable god that no mortal can dare approach (I’d probably give Brennan Lee Mulligan that award - his brain just works leagues faster than any other person I’ve seen).

  • @DivaCosplay
    @DivaCosplay 4 роки тому +1796

    Jester: "Life does need things to live."
    Molly: "That's a terrible phrase, who said that?"
    Me: *Lost it beyond recovery*

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 4 роки тому +35

      (casts Mass Cure Wounds and directs all 700 points to Eva)

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 4 роки тому +10

      So did Bren, supposedly.

    • @Ultrabutters
      @Ultrabutters 4 роки тому +8

      @@maxharter5716 you're thinking of the level 9 spell Mass Heal

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 3 роки тому +29

      In that same moment Molly also said "you only get one life...mostly" 1:50:07

    • @MadnessHEROReverend
      @MadnessHEROReverend 3 роки тому +12

      Ah, the lesser known follow up to Shiro Emiya's famous "People die when they are killed" quote.
      fun fact(s): Sam Rigel was the voice of Shiro Emiya, with Liam O'Brian as the Voice of Archer Emiya from Fate Stay/Night.

  • @ProjectMalywix
    @ProjectMalywix 4 роки тому +804

    God damn. Sam. How can a man so consistenly roll high rolls like nat 20's in combat and then consistently roll 1's in any other form of action.
    His power baffles and amazes me. And I love every second of it.

    • @guyvingelli9046
      @guyvingelli9046 4 роки тому +80

      I love how he said that sleight of hand was “his only skill” at the start of the campaign and then consistently rolled horribly whenever he wanted to steal something.

    • @xengetzutensho1706
      @xengetzutensho1706 4 роки тому +24

      Honestly sounds like the druid I play. Does awesome in battle but the social interactions..... Let's just say he isn't allowed to start conversations. He gets us into some shit.

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 4 роки тому +12

      @@xengetzutensho1706 A character I used to play in a campaign that's on hold for now has a thing that makes any d20 roll you make go a success, while any d20 roll against you fails, at the cost of 1 exhaustion point.
      At 0 exhaustion, he sucks ass and can't deal any damage. At 3 exhaustion points, he becomes the destroyer of enemies, an unkillable menace of dicerolls managing to defeat a berzerker enemy after his friend went unconscious. He's real fun.

    • @eldritchgod4308
      @eldritchgod4308 4 роки тому +7

      or roll a 0, which is...an achievement none the less

  • @juliaj1069
    @juliaj1069 4 роки тому +976

    Caleb has such high Intelligence and Charisma and still managed to talk around all the important points😂 he literally said i killed it 3x before he even mentioned that it was the murderer

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 3 роки тому +86

      Proof that you can have a character with high stats but still play them realistically as someone who does not believe in themselves.

    • @alypatterson1078
      @alypatterson1078 3 роки тому +18

      Reminded me of the part in C1 where Vax was talking to the Raven Queen and kept focusing on "my family is in danger!" And not (spoilers) "an undead guy is becoming a god!"

    • @EggtasticTaco
      @EggtasticTaco 3 роки тому +6

      @@alypatterson1078 he said in the talks afterwards that Vax assumed she knew everything about that already and that she wanted him to argue why he personally should be allowed to come back

    • @Riverfall_
      @Riverfall_ 3 роки тому +2

      After Larkin, I was never surprised at Liam's occasional brain dead moments.

  • @KinToInferno
    @KinToInferno 2 роки тому +950

    43:05 Nott: gets stealth of 26
    Caleb: “That’s my girl!”
    My heart: 💥💗💥💗💥💗

    • @JacobHeaton-tx4gd
      @JacobHeaton-tx4gd Рік тому +13

      an exploding heart doesn't sound healthy are you okay.

    • @HiItsMars
      @HiItsMars Рік тому +9

      @@JacobHeaton-tx4gd I believe the doctors call that “dead”

    • @JacobHeaton-tx4gd
      @JacobHeaton-tx4gd Рік тому +3

      @@HiItsMars indeed

  • @BlackIronHero
    @BlackIronHero 3 роки тому +2873

    Fucking love that during the court scene, everyone failed so many persuasion checks that Matt eventually had to throw them a bone and say "alright I believe you" hahaha

    • @vohnjaajnhov9368
      @vohnjaajnhov9368 3 роки тому +345

      Hahahaha as a dm, i always have to be careful what i ask the players to roll- like, there's a balance between having fun with game mechanics and adding a sense of risk versus accidently having the party natural one themselves into hours of unintended jailtime fun or bureaucratic nonsense 🤣

    • @Lyonatan
      @Lyonatan 3 роки тому +46

      Would have been fun if he sends all of them to the quarry for a session. XD

    • @tgodd
      @tgodd 3 роки тому +86

      I don’t think the dc’s were very high. She probably has a high insight score and everybody but Nott rolled above a ten.

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 3 роки тому +127

      Just because they roll low doesn’t mean the characters won’t believe them. Poor presentation =/= non belief.
      They are trying to persuade someone who was trying already to believe them, if she weren’t, she would simply execute them like she threatened dozens of times.
      They just did a really poor job of saying the things they had said- like a person laughing during a serious moment out of nerves. It was actualy kinda cool and said a lot about the character that she could see past that and remain objective.

    • @Riverfall_
      @Riverfall_ 3 роки тому +76

      I think that's the reason why there was no reward for their service to the town.

  • @derfelpendragon5080
    @derfelpendragon5080 5 років тому +1820

    by Flando Maltrizian
    Sam Presents the DnD Beyond Awards 00:30
    Foreshadowing this episode’s rolls 4:45
    Episode Start 8:50
    No Respect for the Dead 14:30
    At level 2, you don’t kill kids, you just traumatize them 19:40
    A heartfelt apology 35:05
    Travis with unlimited Disguise Self is OP 37:30
    Jester, priestess of trickery 44:00
    Nott, trained rogue 47:40
    Caleb is the actual worst lawyer 1:11:10
    Yasha ran to get to the set of Blindspot, Fridays on NBC 1:14:50
    Yasha on the lam 1:24:50
    Nott and Jester Buddy Cop movie please 1:38:20
    This girl’s gonna be the final boss 1:43:20
    No comma 1:46:25
    This feels like an actual Monty Python sketch 1:49:05
    That 18 Wisdom score 1:50:20
    Beau is into ladies confirmed? 1:57:55
    Break Starts 2:00:02
    Break Ends 2:11:24
    I gotta use that sometime 2:19:30
    Old Man Matt 2:42:20
    Nott a German 2:50:05
    The Bathhouse Caper 2:54:15
    Map Hype 3:03:25
    …Spice? 3:15:30
    But why though? 3:33:50
    Yippee Kiyay 3:40:40

  • @Verbose_Mode
    @Verbose_Mode 5 років тому +1751

    Watching Matt talk to himself playing multiple characters is amazing.
    Also I wondered people call Beauregard the "Disaster Lesbian" I now understand.

    • @willowwisp4627
      @willowwisp4627 4 роки тому +10

      I don't get it .

    • @vcagande7998
      @vcagande7998 4 роки тому +99

      Because Beau doesn’t have her life together and she’s a lesbian

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +33

      Victoria Cagande No it refers to when people are dumb due to a crush, but they’re also a lesbian

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +54

      No wait I fucked up, I was thinking of “useless lesbian”

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 роки тому +86

      @@DeathnoteBB To be fair Beau is both a disaster & useless lesbian.

  • @natashawylie7555
    @natashawylie7555 2 роки тому +796

    Okay but Sam helping Laura hide her pregnancy because they hadn’t announced it yet was like the cutest thing. 2:11:49 and 2:33:49

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank Рік тому +74

      Thank you for pointing it out! That's so sweet.

    • @natashawylie7555
      @natashawylie7555 Рік тому +28

      @@thespankmyfrank Isn’t it!!!!!!

    • @Lord_Forehead
      @Lord_Forehead Рік тому +24

      Well spotted, that's awesome!

    • @mirandactl
      @mirandactl Рік тому +24

      I would have never noticed! So sweet!

    • @uli11
      @uli11 Рік тому +46

      Honestly the moments of sweetness, caring and thoughtfulness between our ragtag troup is so incredibly wonderful to behold...

  • @Crensler
    @Crensler 4 роки тому +1895

    "We literally cut off Barney's head and just shoved it in her face."
    I'm dying right now xD

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 4 роки тому +17

      Let the children rejoice.

    • @Zander_Schilling
      @Zander_Schilling 3 роки тому +11

      Joy to the world, Barney's dead
      We've barbecued his head.
      Don't worry about the body,
      We flushed it down the potty,
      And around and around it went.
      And around and around it went.
      Around and around the body went.

    • @Phoenixfox-og6el
      @Phoenixfox-og6el 3 роки тому +4

      @@Zander_Schilling singing this was an absolute joy thank you

    • @Zander_Schilling
      @Zander_Schilling 3 роки тому +3

      @@Phoenixfox-og6el I do my best to provide incredibly grotesque and messed up song to little children all over the world

    • @BobBob-pj3qo
      @BobBob-pj3qo 3 роки тому +1

      in the campaign i play i’m a half ork barbarian that every enemies race/species we haven’t fought yet i say a fine addition to my collection then steal their head i have traumatised numerous shopkeepers because of this and anything we have fought i get advantage on intimidation rolls so far i have a goblin head an ork head and an ogre head we have only played two sessions but im gonna get a human head soon because we are the good guys

  • @TheDevilsOwl505
    @TheDevilsOwl505 3 роки тому +1037

    47:55 has to be my favorite Sam moment so far (finally watching Campaign 2 from the start) The way he rolls, sits back with the look of a natural 20 then goes "Zero" with just as much confidence is fucking hysterical

    • @CasualApostate
      @CasualApostate 2 роки тому +24

      I just got to this part and I agree lmao.

    • @juiciethebox1564
      @juiciethebox1564 10 місяців тому +6

      And Liam pointing and laughing “look at him look at him look at him” is the icing on the cake

  • @markfrey6664
    @markfrey6664 6 років тому +1332

    Is "Life needs things to live" Critical Role's "people die when they are killed?"

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 6 років тому +66

      Yes

    • @Sistertotherain9
      @Sistertotherain9 5 років тому +63

      It was a failed one-liner from the last campaign, by one of the normally wittier characters. To be fair, he hadn't had his coffee, there was no bacon. . .

    • @Sistertotherain9
      @Sistertotherain9 5 років тому +9

      @FluffyXai During the Feywild trip, right before fighting Saundor. An episode ending with a 9, I think. 79?
      And I know, right! I'm not sure if it'll be better or worse when I finally catch up to the current episode. On the one hand, I can't be spoiled, on the other, no going right on to the next one!

    • @unbreakablelag
      @unbreakablelag 5 років тому +1

      But what if they are a Lich?

    • @trzynasty909
      @trzynasty909 5 років тому +2

      @@unbreakablelag then you use the sister phrase : "Unlife doesn't need things to live"

  • @glass_jaws
    @glass_jaws 2 роки тому +383

    Feels like the Circus master totally knew what was up with the devil frog, and was letting him feed on healthy people in the circus since they wouldn't likely die. Hence why the elderly were banned, but one got through and got eaten and started this whole mess.

    • @megans4211
      @megans4211 2 роки тому +12

      +

    • @2g33ksgamingttv3
      @2g33ksgamingttv3 2 роки тому +85

      I'm pretty sure in a talks machina or something Matt admits that the circus master made a deal with it, this was probably something similar to the arrangement

    • @gabrielleblack4328
      @gabrielleblack4328 Рік тому +1

      Yes exactly what I was thinking

    • @gabrielleblack4328
      @gabrielleblack4328 Рік тому +9

      It’s so obvious Matt basically handed to them on a platter but they did not get it per usual 😂

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp Рік тому +27

      Oh absolutely! Gustav absolutely fucking knew and accepted it! "No sick, no elderly" aka "no easily killable people".

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 6 років тому +1732

    Jester and Nott are an amazing duo! With sweet Beau and Caleb both being disfunctional in the background... love the new dynamics.

    • @katekursive1370
      @katekursive1370 6 років тому +83

      Travis still sometimes slips into Grog and it's. SO. SWEET.

    • @katekursive1370
      @katekursive1370 6 років тому +19

      Matt is wearing the kind of shirt you go a full circle of emotions through to wear, arriving at joyful acceptance.

    • @katekursive1370
      @katekursive1370 6 років тому +39

      "Just overthrow the government, Beauregard, it's easy."

    • @coleslaww4346
      @coleslaww4346 6 років тому +38

      Sherlock & Watson? No no no, I think you mean Jester and Nott! #BestDetectivesEver

    • @Alexmcool
      @Alexmcool 6 років тому +1

      B. Tt. Vs

  • @jamescrooks7425
    @jamescrooks7425 6 років тому +528

    Anyone else notice that by 41:00 the whole season could have been a loop with time shenanigans? Caleb would wake up after having a terrible night the day before in which Nott had saved him while Fjord, Beau and Jester return to a tavern after killing a reptilian creature that was terrorising the town

    • @alexmatias6865
      @alexmatias6865 6 років тому +32

      Oh my gosh thats so true

    • @tannermeche7968
      @tannermeche7968 6 років тому +6

      Wow

    • @mediadetective6104
      @mediadetective6104 5 років тому +28

      That’s some Re:Zero shit right there

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 років тому +33

      That awkward moment when your D&D campaign turns into Groundhog Day.

    • @alr1044
      @alr1044 5 років тому +3

      James Crooks this comment takes on a whole new meaning now....

  • @Dastankbeets9486
    @Dastankbeets9486 4 роки тому +2934

    It's incredible that Nott and Caleb literally bathing, which serves no narrative purpose and is the literal equivalent of a beach episode, is one of the most hilarious and engaging parts

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 4 роки тому +54

      It f*cking is.

    • @toastydeadfrogs453
      @toastydeadfrogs453 4 роки тому +74

      Welcome to critical role this shit happens often

    • @illivetia
      @illivetia 4 роки тому +62

      I mean, we got to see him having a disociating episode/mental breakdown there.

    • @liamfaherty7211
      @liamfaherty7211 3 роки тому +23

      It's like the beach episode from avatar

    • @reddragonX1000
      @reddragonX1000 3 роки тому +58

      Yet, Sam was smart enough to let out a little foreshadow that's almost imperceptible.
      So even the bathing scene got a little importance.

  • @jenbrown4097
    @jenbrown4097 Рік тому +302

    Caleb: “I am injured to within a centimeter of my life.” Liam is so in character that he uses the metric system!

    • @Sizzox
      @Sizzox Рік тому +7

      ”And it was the meteic system!” - Taryon Darrington

  • @cecilia____2184
    @cecilia____2184 6 років тому +201

    Matthew is such an amazing actor, his little girl voice is perfect and invokes such sympathy.

  • @AlibifortheAfterlife
    @AlibifortheAfterlife 4 роки тому +5036

    **After seeing Beau's character portrait for the first time**
    Me: Ah, yes, Beauregard of the southern water tribe.

    • @TheArtistLuna
      @TheArtistLuna 4 роки тому +152

      I thought the same thing

    • @sofiabasile3132
      @sofiabasile3132 4 роки тому +59

      SAME

    • @immortalsnail-xd7zv
      @immortalsnail-xd7zv 4 роки тому +12

      @@Nalwoir you alright there?

    • @chipperdrewski
      @chipperdrewski 4 роки тому +66

      YUP. Sokka lookalike!

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 роки тому +55

      Marisha feels about ATLA, the way I feel about Princess Tutu 😍😌😁 It creeps into my character building, I can't help it 😭🤣🤣

  • @CathodeRayKobold
    @CathodeRayKobold 6 років тому +2964

    Nott the Brave was waiting for 4 episodes to make that punchline.

  • @andyfernandez3288
    @andyfernandez3288 Рік тому +91

    I love how Laura brought up "life needs things to live"...lol Talesin is never going to live that down.

  • @MrNoahTall
    @MrNoahTall 4 роки тому +2143

    Caleb to a concerned Nott: "It was you and me. Now it's you and me and them. Take your blue friend's hand." Heartsqueeze.

    • @jonathansims967
      @jonathansims967 4 роки тому +105

      Their relationship is just really amazing, i just started so i dont know anything yet

    • @albertnormal6834
      @albertnormal6834 2 роки тому +10

      There's a story about a wolf pack in there somewhere. And yes I know I'm responding to a 1 year old comment.

    • @1989v9
      @1989v9 2 роки тому +3

      @@albertnormal6834 oh hey! thought i was the only one who's late here

    • @captainrex-cx9uv
      @captainrex-cx9uv 2 роки тому +4

      @@1989v9 nope

    • @bensavedbychrist
      @bensavedbychrist 2 роки тому +1

      @@captainrex-cx9uv I'm the latest!

  • @ArmorCrocodile
    @ArmorCrocodile 6 років тому +381

    I think my favorite interactions are when Fjord the Tex-blade, and Caleb the Uber-wizard have their little away talks as the respective "leaders" of their crews. The two smart guys having a moment measuring what future plans are. We never had moments like that before.

    • @ThatBlueWanderer
      @ThatBlueWanderer 6 років тому +130

      LinkRue The two dads. Trying to keep their kids from setting everything on fire.

    • @jesseharding346
      @jesseharding346 6 років тому +27

      It’s also completely weird how I imagine Vax and Grog doing that, even though Grog wasn’t smart enough and Vax was a more “in-the-moment” guy

    • @MisterSmith00
      @MisterSmith00 6 років тому +32

      Well, that settles it...Tex-Blade and Uber Wizard it is! And they both DO seem to be the default leaders...until ridiculousness happens and Molly brings everyone back to heel. Guess he's familiar with "crowd control".

    • @xelloskaczor5051
      @xelloskaczor5051 6 років тому +6

      Plottwist, Nott is probably smarter than them both but Sam is having just too much fun

  • @erincallander9944
    @erincallander9944 4 роки тому +928

    As a person who knows some German, it's nice to hear Liam/Caleb speaking little bits German that I understand, its a really nice touch. Also I lost it when Caleb called the guard an Asshole in German, its just such a great touch.

    • @_Woody_
      @_Woody_ 3 роки тому +66

      As someone who speaks german as his mothertongue it does put a smile on my face

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 роки тому +80

      Also it for once is a believable German accent. Usually, Americans‘ idea of a German accent has me cringing so hard

    • @alextraber8498
      @alextraber8498 3 роки тому +27

      as a fellow born german i have to totally agree, it is a nice touch.

    • @kennymonty8206
      @kennymonty8206 3 роки тому +43

      It's hard to find an opportunity to speak in other languages when you're a voice actor if you are not super fluent. If you're not very confident, you tend to leave it alone. I like that Liam was brave enough to utilize this experience in the performance. Very impressed.

    • @Lyonatan
      @Lyonatan 3 роки тому +20

      He also uses metric system

  • @neutwho
    @neutwho Рік тому +324

    Mollymauk saying “there’s nothing wrong with living your life. You only get one of em. Well, mostly….” is excellent foreshadowing.

    • @matthewherndon6488
      @matthewherndon6488 11 місяців тому +22

      It's my first time watching this series, but honestly this isn't that much of a spoiler at all. 😆
      Death and resurrection is just how Critical Role operates.

    • @aaronhopple5551
      @aaronhopple5551 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah...

    • @neutwho
      @neutwho 8 місяців тому +2

      @@matthewherndon6488 I did not say “excellent spoiler,” I said foreshadowing. Totally different! And totally unintentional on Taliesin’s part, as we later learn in the campaign 2 wrap-up, which only proves he is an ancient eldritch being of unfathomable knowing.

    • @Archangelous1337
      @Archangelous1337 6 місяців тому +4

      How about keeping stuff relating to later episodes in the comment section of said later episodes. I know that's really difficult for stupid people to understand that love to rush back and allude to stuff later on like they're something special and then just make those of us on our first time through not want to come to the comment section to see some of the funny comments people have left, or helpful ones pointing out stuff we might have missed in this episode, because we might stumble into comments from these stupid people.

    • @neutwho
      @neutwho 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Archangelous1337 Lol this was six years ago, get over yourself

  • @quietlodestar
    @quietlodestar 3 роки тому +927

    taliesin hinting Molly's background so subtly "There's nothing wrong with living your life. You only get one of them, or... mostly."

    • @xoxoRS97
      @xoxoRS97 2 роки тому +1

      How is that subtle though?

    • @nataliepeters8459
      @nataliepeters8459 2 роки тому +5

      I'm excited to see what it means

    • @robertlebron577
      @robertlebron577 Рік тому +2

      The universe: "we'll see about that, Taliesin..."

  • @theamazingfuzzy5913
    @theamazingfuzzy5913 5 років тому +1009

    When Nott is taking a bath, she's TAKING a bath!

  • @jonathalon6022
    @jonathalon6022 6 років тому +737

    Guards in this world definitely don't get paid enough to deal with the amount of shit they have to.

    • @bytheburnside7539
      @bytheburnside7539 6 років тому +7

      No wonder their always so jumpy

    • @pyrphoros8739
      @pyrphoros8739 5 років тому +13

      Guards are generaly underpaid. In history as well. I find guards in role playing games allways unrealisticly diligent.

    • @kristinka8895
      @kristinka8895 5 років тому +1

      i think they dont even get paid

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 5 років тому +2

      same as in every rpg, be at table or videogame, good old guard annoyance

    • @neuroinsect1944
      @neuroinsect1944 5 років тому +10

      One day someone stole a sweetroll the next day a giant frog goes on a killing spree.

  • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
    @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Рік тому +66

    Caleb talking to the fisherman is easily one of my top ten favorite moments of this campaign. "Did you know the circus was in town? Doesn't matter..."

  • @MustacheWins
    @MustacheWins 6 років тому +440

    "Arschloch!" - Caleb, Level 2 Wizard , 2018
    Love the level of depth Liam goes to in his character. He gets my german seal of approval!

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 5 років тому +11

      Darth Mustache what does Arschloch mean? Don’t know German.

    • @xyxxyyxx
      @xyxxyyxx 5 років тому +39

      @@tenacityxl lucky you I am here in the middle of the night, it literally means asshole

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 5 років тому +4

      Franz Prüller notes for the future.

    • @wonderlandartwork3579
      @wonderlandartwork3579 5 років тому +9

      haha i know right? His pronounciation is pretty good too, makes me wonder if Liam can actually speak german

    • @maaxorus
      @maaxorus 5 років тому +3

      @@wonderlandartwork3579 I know, right? German pronounciation can be really hard for people that didn't grow up with it. Liam is doing an impressive job here!

  • @strixx_-4483
    @strixx_-4483 5 років тому +685

    2:43:19
    Matt: *Returns to normal self*
    Also Matt: *Continues to eat invisible porridge*

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +74

      It's really good invisible porridge.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +18

      Method acting!

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 4 роки тому +4

      Oh gosh he did, ahaha!

  • @ElForrest-Okey
    @ElForrest-Okey 6 років тому +1106

    "The twins are being the twins. Orna is being Orna."
    And
    "Yasha- yasha-ed"
    Are this far my favorite Mollymauk quotes

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +113

      "When in doubt, if something goes wrong, just... nudity. It usually works"
      also a fitting candidate IMO

    • @darthfenrir7773
      @darthfenrir7773 5 років тому +47

      @@Konpekikaminari "I am your god, long may I reign. Eat of my fruits."

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +11

      @@darthfenrir7773 not there yet
      But it I'm looking forward to it

    • @thesandman1385
      @thesandman1385 5 років тому +16

      My friends and I now use "Yasha-ed" instead of "ran away"

    • @seven-cats-3
      @seven-cats-3 4 роки тому

      @TheDragonflie that's the best summary of that bit

  • @mentalrebllion1270
    @mentalrebllion1270 2 роки тому +83

    I love they just looked at Yasha and were like “I’m adopting this” and she barely got a say and Caleb is like that tired dad who just looks at the puppy his family adopted without his say and is just like “fine, I’m too tired to argue this” and let’s them have it.

  • @ichorvial
    @ichorvial 6 років тому +326

    the fact that Yasha presses flowers is SO cute

    • @Kiki-hv7dt
      @Kiki-hv7dt 5 років тому

      Have you seen the latest episode?

  • @TehBluPanda
    @TehBluPanda 5 років тому +312

    I really like these RP heavy episodes/sessions. They are, for me, what really makes Critical Role what it is.

    • @stevenbrown5246
      @stevenbrown5246 4 роки тому +11

      I know right?
      I really feel as though each character *is* a person. It's nearly impossible to get my players to not create a character that's literally just them. This show is mesmerizing on so many levels

    • @martinjrgensen8234
      @martinjrgensen8234 4 роки тому +2

      @@stevenbrown5246 Well these people are actors. Not everyone has the skill set or the desire to act. Which is what they are doing. CR is a radio play, more than it is a DnD campaign

  • @shino4242
    @shino4242 6 років тому +1743

    Caleb does or says anything
    Fjord: thats very impressive
    we get it travis, just marry liam already.

    • @shino4242
      @shino4242 6 років тому +88

      Also, near the end when ashley said she couldn't leave yet and sam was giving her a hard time, i half expected him to say "what are you doing, building a temple to seranrae?" :p

    • @zarramorgan3390
      @zarramorgan3390 6 років тому +5

      Hahonryuu is your pfp Dirk?

    • @LuckasSilver
      @LuckasSilver 5 років тому +66

      Wrong twin. He married the other one.

    • @binturongjustice
      @binturongjustice 5 років тому +32

      HUG ME THROUGH MY WIFE

    • @UnironicWizard
      @UnironicWizard 5 років тому +5

      I ship it

  • @felixrosales922
    @felixrosales922 2 роки тому +152

    I think Talisen, as Molly, acting like a big brother to Toya is everything I needed in life.

  • @SophFearne
    @SophFearne 4 роки тому +562

    1:02:45 "We're not criminals! We're not! Me and Caleb we're just traveling ever since we broke out of that..... nothing" 😂

  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 6 років тому +1511

    Sam Presents the DnD Beyond Awards 00:30
    Foreshadowing this episode’s rolls 4:45
    Episode Start 8:50
    No Respect for the Dead 14:30
    At level 2, you don’t kill kids, you just traumatize them 19:40
    A heartfelt apology 35:05
    Travis with unlimited Disguise Self is OP 37:30
    Jester, priestess of trickery 44:00
    Nott, trained rogue 47:40
    Caleb is the actual worst lawyer 1:11:10
    Yasha ran to get to the set of Blindspot, Fridays on NBC 1:14:50
    Yasha on the lam 1:24:50
    Nott and Jester Buddy Cop movie please 1:38:20
    This girl’s gonna be the final boss 1:43:20
    No comma 1:46:25
    This feels like an actual Monty Python sketch 1:49:05
    That 18 Wisdom score 1:50:20
    Beau is into ladies confirmed? 1:57:55
    Break Starts 2:00:02
    Break Ends 2:11:24
    I gotta use that sometime 2:19:30
    Old Man Matt 2:42:20
    Nott a German 2:50:05
    The Bathhouse Caper 2:54:15
    Map Hype 3:03:25
    …Spice? 3:15:30
    But why though? 3:33:50
    Yippee Kiyay 3:40:40
    Live viewership peaked around 71,000 people. During the break some people in the chat were talking shit about other G&S shows. Personally, I’m a fan of Wednesday Club, AYBGF, Dread, and Signal Boost. Even if CR is all you watch, remember that the cast and crew work on those other G&S shows and be nice.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to comment below. Is it Thursday yet?

    • @skullservant8486
      @skullservant8486 6 років тому +92

      Flando Maltrizian You. I like you.

    • @bananalore8398
      @bananalore8398 6 років тому +89

      You're the hero critters deserve and the one it needs right now

    • @gillwurney5310
      @gillwurney5310 6 років тому +4

      Never watched any of them, do they do other role-playing games?

    • @catmanthehero1910
      @catmanthehero1910 6 років тому

      No i dont think so

    • @skullservant8486
      @skullservant8486 6 років тому

      Gill Wurney other tabletop games, I didn't either but I heard some of the stuff they played

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 6 років тому +242

    “I’ve got a problem with authority.”
    Your Ashley Johnson is showing.

  • @DoubleK0802
    @DoubleK0802 2 роки тому +780

    Yet another episode of Caleb revealing his friend is a goblin without anyone asking

    • @NerdHerdForLife
      @NerdHerdForLife Рік тому +74

      *Caleb* : Goblins aren't very well like, we need to keep you hidden
      *Also Caleb, every 10 minutes, completely unprompted* : MY FRIEND IS A GOBLIN!!!!

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 Рік тому +31

      he is like that one very protective friend who accidentally makes everything about race
      "This girl is kinda weird"
      "How DARE you say something wrong about her just because she is a GOBLIN???"
      "I didn't even know she is"
      "Oh"

    • @ArkbladeIX
      @ArkbladeIX Рік тому +2

      Persona 5 Ryuuji if he liked to read

    • @averystevenson7155
      @averystevenson7155 11 місяців тому

      They already knew at that point

  • @fizzledimglow3523
    @fizzledimglow3523 5 років тому +1415

    When the devil toad is slain and the day is saved then you realize there's 76 more episodes left in the series.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +33

      They're only like second or third level at this point.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +32

      Fizzle Dimglow Cause it’s a campaign? That’s how DnD is, a bunch of different things

    • @magoswes3588
      @magoswes3588 4 роки тому +8

      DeathnoteBB Mate, this was five months ago

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +5

      Nurgle and Khorne Heretek Cody Okay??

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 4 роки тому +1

      @@magoswes3588 it's from over a year ago. Check the release date.

  • @Turd_Rocket
    @Turd_Rocket 4 роки тому +469

    I also love how genuinely hard Sam laughed when his best friend said "I'm a dirty hobo and I reek like yesterday's garbage."
    Sam makes us all laugh so much, it's always great to see him get a good ripper or two for himself. 😊

  • @danielgover7372
    @danielgover7372 4 роки тому +1389

    I NEED a Spinoff series where Jester and Nott actually have a PI office

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n 4 роки тому +31

      I liked and subscribed to *just the idea of it*

    • @madcapmagician3130
      @madcapmagician3130 3 роки тому +17

      In a tent.

    • @YukianesaDrive
      @YukianesaDrive 3 роки тому +11

      They cracked the case!

    • @OmANnIe
      @OmANnIe 3 роки тому +2

      This would be amazing, Fluffer Nutter was one of my all-time favorite scenes of both campaigns 💕

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 3 роки тому +5

      Mighty Nein: Nicodranas Nights

  • @lillyschneider2036
    @lillyschneider2036 3 роки тому +203

    Matt to Marisha: You approach the Baumbauch family brewery.
    Me, a German learner: Ah, yes. The tree stomach family.

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 Рік тому +29

      I assumed it was the Baumbach, which would be like a tree-lined brook.