I HATE Airplane Wifi.

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  • @LushSSB
    @LushSSB 2 роки тому +6607

    I fly around 10 times a year and I’m so glad someone actually brought this up. Thank you Schlatt for representing those who have been suffering in silence

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 роки тому

      Yikes, a travelling normie

    • @thedak808
      @thedak808 2 роки тому +22

      Whenever I fly to and from Hawaii, they have wifi. But it only connects to the plane’s server (movies, tv shows, etc.)

    • @cityinsect
      @cityinsect 2 роки тому +6

      i hope you are joking

    • @TheRealestKushSmoker420
      @TheRealestKushSmoker420 2 роки тому +10

      Why do you fly 10 times a year?

    • @shkworen2042
      @shkworen2042 2 роки тому +11

      Stop this, just preload some entertainment on your phone

  • @user-sl1wt1dv4y
    @user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 роки тому +26737

    dude, just bring your own router on to the plane and ask the flight attendants to plug it in for you.
    you'd be surprised how polite and compliant they are when you're holding a gun to the pilots head

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 роки тому +16134

      This worked back in 99

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 роки тому +612

      @@jschlattLIVE I feel like jshlatt always gets mad at the randomness things 😂
      toilet wiping standing up
      Wii sports
      fan art
      Minxs
      Googling himself
      Other peoples opinions
      Logo redesigns
      1999
      Honestly man I’m on the edge of my seat to see what’s next

    • @Jaymson_
      @Jaymson_ 2 роки тому +52

      I wish I could give you second like

    • @CHR_real
      @CHR_real 2 роки тому +89

      @@jschlattLIVE damn you really hit the citizens with the wombo combo back in 99

    • @jenniferwhite6073
      @jenniferwhite6073 2 роки тому +33

      ngl you had me in the first half

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 2 роки тому +5735

    Multi-mic Schlatt is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

  • @Mr_Taternater
    @Mr_Taternater 2 роки тому +446

    I’m glad to see Schlatt calling out the price for people who don’t have infinite amounts of money like he does.

  • @zerow788
    @zerow788 2 роки тому +12615

    This is just like when the boys talk about airplanes for 24 minutes

    • @johnpizza950
      @johnpizza950 2 роки тому +67

      True, Peter MSNBC am i right?

    • @magical5181
      @magical5181 2 роки тому +14

      @visible guys are you apple rolling again? I hope not

    • @-Pank
      @-Pank 2 роки тому +16

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo I can’t

    • @bobbat2188
      @bobbat2188 2 роки тому +6

      Airplane? What for?

    • @Yemmyyy
      @Yemmyyy 2 роки тому +2

      For real

  • @katyekatart4722
    @katyekatart4722 2 роки тому +1985

    I'm now currently imagining "Schlatt" sitting is his seat at someone's wedding, vibrating with anger over plane wifi.

    • @haiyuc
      @haiyuc 2 роки тому +10

      LMAO

    • @drcone4302
      @drcone4302 Рік тому +16

      I can imagine steam coming out of his ears

    • @cherrycreamsoda4253
      @cherrycreamsoda4253 Рік тому +3

      @@drcone4302 turned into a 1930s work whistle

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 роки тому +13007

    Nothing will radicalise a person like shitty plane Wi-Fi, nationalise airlines so we can sort this out

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 роки тому +27

      How about not using the Wi-Fi?

    • @saucy2833
      @saucy2833 2 роки тому +130

      I also want the same people who run the DMV to run airlines

    • @water3602
      @water3602 2 роки тому +5

      FINALLY!!!!
      It's here.

    • @gordonhoth8597
      @gordonhoth8597 2 роки тому +92

      Yes, the gooberment will definitely make things better.

    • @NoChillAustin
      @NoChillAustin 2 роки тому +12

      Ah of course patterz is here, farming likes and subs off of others I see...again

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 Рік тому +80

    Out of all the UA-camrs who go on rants, Schlatt is one of the best at it. If a rant doesn't have good pacing, structure, and justification behind it, then it can fall apart. This was a really good rant. I should know, I'm something of a rant connoisseur myself.

    • @Shiswd
      @Shiswd 5 місяців тому +2

      bro is the rant connoisseur

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Shiswd Dude I don't even remember writing this. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be ironic, at least partially... but I don't even know anymore. I'm not even sure what the joke was supposed to be.

  • @snuffow.1218
    @snuffow.1218 2 роки тому +2151

    seeing schlatts face and the title "I'm pissed off." has never filled me with more fear than ever before.
    whoever runs gogo better lock up because something may happen to them june 15th of 2022 at 8:37 pm.

    • @snuffow.1218
      @snuffow.1218 2 роки тому

      @Ba Ba ! shut up

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 2 роки тому +70

      as we both know, Schlatt always starts his war crimes at exactly 8:37pm

    • @Schloopytoober
      @Schloopytoober 2 роки тому +27

      3/5 people in this reply are bots. Damn

    • @Exile559
      @Exile559 2 роки тому

      May, lmfao

    • @hadriandwyer2191
      @hadriandwyer2191 2 роки тому +1

      Finally, it's here

  • @captainjumpy202
    @captainjumpy202 2 роки тому +3698

    Schlatt: refuses to buy wifi for 15 dollars
    Also schlatt literally 2 days ago: I bought gamer supps because anime cups

    • @crimsonlancer1872
      @crimsonlancer1872 2 роки тому +128

      Atleast the cups and gamer supps are reliable

    • @Exo7oxE
      @Exo7oxE 2 роки тому +38

      Nah he bought it because *b l u e*

    • @violetweaver4034
      @violetweaver4034 2 роки тому +8

      this is actually the worst point of all time

    • @DustyOrange
      @DustyOrange 2 роки тому +25

      @@crimsonlancer1872
      Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 actually a pretty good flavor by Russian Badger
      Also like the fact those anime cups list the artist they commission on the page too

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 2 роки тому +14

      He has his priorities in order

  • @nyemuii
    @nyemuii 2 роки тому +1602

    Before I clicked the video: “When are you not angry, Schlatt?”
    After I watched the video: “Thank god I’m not the only one who was pissed off about this.”

    • @gegggggg
      @gegggggg 2 роки тому

      Slay

    • @nebulashitpostprodubtions5971
      @nebulashitpostprodubtions5971 2 роки тому +6

      @Darius Bostic if I don't sin Jesus died for nothing.

    • @dre6117
      @dre6117 2 роки тому +4

      @Darius Bostic if everyone sins, then Jesus also sins. Nice

    • @bigoudi07
      @bigoudi07 2 роки тому

      @Darius Bostic Do not be afraid for your faith, Schlatt is a catholic using his influence to spread God's words of wisdom to his followers. Let things work itself.

    • @konondayo5397
      @konondayo5397 2 роки тому +7

      how the fuck did this thread turn into a religion discussion

  • @scuffd8734
    @scuffd8734 2 роки тому +114

    Schlatt, I just wanted to say that I appreciate you. You always make my day better, and make me laugh. I have really bad anxiety, and your videos help me distract myself from my worries. Thank you for being hilarious.

  • @wndiua7566
    @wndiua7566 2 роки тому +766

    I am beginning to regain the memories regarding 1999 when Jscatt was last “pissed off”
    The memories are flooding back at extreme levels and I cannot suppress them

    • @ORIONVIIXI
      @ORIONVIIXI 2 роки тому +5

      Jscatt lol

    • @sh1tgotreal350
      @sh1tgotreal350 2 роки тому

      Jscatt💀

    • @ibaxterrwoof
      @ibaxterrwoof 2 роки тому +1

      i wish you well for your further recovery, things like this feel like they’ll never go away. 1999 was an intense year for many of us, so stay strong

  • @boredhuman6512
    @boredhuman6512 2 роки тому +2493

    I deeply apologize to victims of shlatts actions when he was "pissed off". I send nothing but best wishes and quick physical and mental recovery 🙏🙏🙏

  • @ReddCinema
    @ReddCinema 2 роки тому +6591

    Jschlatt rants never miss! ❤

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 роки тому +2

      And they never fail to question my sanity 😂

    • @xavvierr5544
      @xavvierr5544 2 роки тому +14

      all of "your content" is just speed clips

    • @epicswag8802
      @epicswag8802 2 роки тому +11

      comment botting

    • @someskeptic-kid9902
      @someskeptic-kid9902 2 роки тому +2

      @today was a good day no shut up

    • @smugo.
      @smugo. 2 роки тому

      You don't exist.

  • @Replui22
    @Replui22 2 роки тому +13

    This has to be one of my favorite rants ever lol and so true

  • @mynameisasecret5320
    @mynameisasecret5320 2 роки тому +1852

    I was on 2 flights a few weeks back and the wifi was perfect and free everytime. This just makes me appreciate how non shitty our domestic airlines are. Hearing about americans talk about airplanes makes me genuinly fear for my life

    • @hoisoynono
      @hoisoynono 2 роки тому +26

      what country are you from?

    • @hbomb3266
      @hbomb3266 2 роки тому +10

      What are your domestic airlines?

    • @mynameisasecret5320
      @mynameisasecret5320 2 роки тому +81

      @@hbomb3266 I'm Australian, and our main domestic airlines are jetstar, quantas, rex and virgin.
      Quantas and jetstar are owned by the same company, quantas has free wifi that works just fine all flight, and I've only ever seen jetstar wifi cost $5 AUD for a whole trip. (Which is less in USD)
      Virgin I'm pretty sure doesn't do wifi but the overall quality is still better then what I heard about spirit Airlines etc.

    • @Holl0wd
      @Holl0wd 2 роки тому +7

      Yall have wifi on planes? Damn

    • @ibaxterrwoof
      @ibaxterrwoof 2 роки тому +5

      @@mynameisasecret5320 i agree, our domestic airlines got good wifi

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming 2 роки тому +1872

    I like schlatts videos, its good to see someone complaining about these small things that get on your nerves

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 2 роки тому +2

      Just try and focus on the fact that
      you may still have a face

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming 2 роки тому +3

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl I do not want to click on that link

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming 2 роки тому +3

      @@americankid7782 Its starting to peal off but i still do have a face

    • @henkdachief
      @henkdachief 2 роки тому

      i didnt even knew you can have you phone turned on let alone get entertained by it.. what an entitled prick

    • @houyeet
      @houyeet 2 роки тому

      You’d love drew gooden then

  • @TheLuckster
    @TheLuckster 2 роки тому +1862

    ever since the "events" of 1999, "Jschlatt" being pissed off has never been a good thing

    • @kingoreo0012
      @kingoreo0012 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @cupnotavailable2353
      @cupnotavailable2353 2 роки тому

      Yup

    • @DefTheRat
      @DefTheRat 2 роки тому

      Never forget

    • @Nixxos
      @Nixxos 2 роки тому +4

      don't forget the events of 9/11/2001... don't make schlatt angry

    • @blurryphoto3379
      @blurryphoto3379 2 роки тому +1

      conflicting reports abound, but we know it was either steel-toed boots or a yellow crowbar.

  • @1colacola1
    @1colacola1 2 роки тому +2

    I clicked on this video expecting a serious topic, and then I remembered what channel I'm watching.

  • @anthonynorris9322
    @anthonynorris9322 2 роки тому +808

    Truly disgusting that some "airlines" would do this horrible thing.

    • @savannajade973
      @savannajade973 2 роки тому +36

      Almost as horrible as what he did to those women in 1999

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 2 роки тому

      @@savannajade973 nah this is worse

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 2 роки тому +7

      “airlines”

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 2 роки тому

      @@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 its AxxL again

    • @MetalMercutio
      @MetalMercutio 2 роки тому

      @@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 No women allowed after 1999

  • @declanuttley7158
    @declanuttley7158 2 роки тому +980

    Virgin airlines Australia was pretty good with their wifi. honestly, it was very good. It was free, no ads while connecting and a smooth connection process in general, I was able to watch an entire stream vod at 1080p with hardly any buffering. Really nice experience overall 9/10

    • @Thymed
      @Thymed 2 роки тому +19

      Dang never have had free wifi, always have to pay like seven dollars for an alright signal

    • @rubberduck01
      @rubberduck01 2 роки тому +4

      I've never paid for plane wifi before ever

    • @00kayhole
      @00kayhole 2 роки тому +5

      qantas has somewhat decent free wifi as well too

    • @saber10beats2
      @saber10beats2 2 роки тому +5

      Damn, if only the actual Australian NBN was that too.

    • @infernolukegaming3212
      @infernolukegaming3212 2 роки тому +3

      As an Aussie this is true and very useful

  • @WhiskeyTape
    @WhiskeyTape Рік тому +2

    2:49 That's how having "Games, unlimited games but no games" feels like.

  • @theratking720
    @theratking720 2 роки тому +381

    A Jschlatt rant about planes? He's just still upset after over 20 years.

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 2 роки тому +5

      Oh no…

    • @Luiz3r0
      @Luiz3r0 2 роки тому

      @Guys look 👇🅥 nobody asked

    • @santinoclarito6924
      @santinoclarito6924 2 роки тому +6

      The moment he says he wants the plane to crash it means oh fucking no

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 2 роки тому +208

    >not bringing a laptop loaded with 843 torrented movies

  • @chillmode1881
    @chillmode1881 2 роки тому +307

    Those who record the payments must have been laughing their ass off about how stupid jschlatt must have been to buy their wifi, but little do they know the genius of his investment from his mistake turning a 30 dollar mistake into thousands.

  • @phayzeyt
    @phayzeyt 2 роки тому +1

    This is why you bring a phone with pre downloaded movies

  • @Nothing21091
    @Nothing21091 2 роки тому +3438

    Shlatt: "American Airlines charging $15 for wifi is bordering on a war-crime!"
    Also Shlatt: *prices Rammie slippers at $120*

    • @gspandem1204
      @gspandem1204 2 роки тому +282

      Well, that'e because WiFi from a multi billion dollar airline should be free. The slippers required a lot of time to make, and that's because of the quality.

    • @Mat-gf7nj
      @Mat-gf7nj 2 роки тому +127

      @@gspandem1204 lmao

    • @marshman9548
      @marshman9548 2 роки тому +279

      how do you think he makes back all the money he spends on in flight wifi

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 роки тому +41

      @Noah Avshalom man out here acting like smash ultimate is some ungodly masterpiece... its not; it aint that good.

    • @Ran_hash
      @Ran_hash 2 роки тому +133

      ​@@dakota9821 he's not acting like it's a masterpiece, he's doing a price comparison with something the majority of people would deem to be of higher value then Rennie slippers

  • @CaLypSO4456
    @CaLypSO4456 2 роки тому +108

    Years of flying on planes has taught me to always download movies/ music before I get on the flight, or be unblievably tired before I get on so I sleep through it

  • @Youtooz
    @Youtooz 2 роки тому +832

    he's pissed off

    • @BrizukoOG
      @BrizukoOG 2 роки тому +24

      he's pissed off

    • @Tarsalknight795
      @Tarsalknight795 2 роки тому +22

      I think he's pissed off

    • @joshualee4692
      @joshualee4692 2 роки тому +20

      guys i think he might be just a little pissed off

    • @jaylee6083
      @jaylee6083 2 роки тому +16

      Hmm idk bit he might be pissed off

    • @theAWPspammer
      @theAWPspammer 2 роки тому +5

      Yo you down here

  • @pacificproductionsofficial
    @pacificproductionsofficial 5 місяців тому +1

    So moral of the story, just take The Train, and use your phones 5G Data

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 2 роки тому +251

    I feel the same way about traveling internationally and trying to use your phone. Everything is entirely arbitrary. We have come so far technologically yet the companies that control this shit still want you disconnected from the rest of the world. You gotta step on eggshells if you don’t want to end up charged outrageously.

  • @will.luvs.sharkz
    @will.luvs.sharkz 2 роки тому +430

    I just listened to a grown man rant about wifi for 7 minutes, and i some how enjoyed it. Good job “schlatt”

    • @obitree8128
      @obitree8128 2 роки тому

      Can you explain why people put "" when they say schlatt?

  • @Internet_Canuck
    @Internet_Canuck 2 роки тому +188

    That’s why I’ve always brought a handheld console with me I can’t tell you how much the DS line of consoles have helped me get through some of the most annoying plane rides of my life

    • @spoons7649
      @spoons7649 2 роки тому +6

      My DSi XL has saved me hours of boredom

    • @sebbychanforever
      @sebbychanforever 2 роки тому +5

      I still have and use my iPod nano for this reason, not requiring internet is amazing, and also not using the battery on my phone is nice

    • @bblulz7554
      @bblulz7554 2 роки тому +1

      heading to myrtle beach at some point this summer and i swear to god my switch is gonna save my life while we inevitably take spirit and have the absolute shittiest flight known to man

  • @The-Piano-Guy837
    @The-Piano-Guy837 2 місяці тому +4

    2:45 this is why I download videos

    • @MONKEMAN1223
      @MONKEMAN1223 Місяць тому

      youtube premium user lookin ass

  • @NickSmith-fe7lp
    @NickSmith-fe7lp 2 роки тому +383

    This whole Wi-Fi thing has always been an issue with planes. Just feels like a class-action lawsuit waiting to happen

  • @septembercitrus221
    @septembercitrus221 2 роки тому +245

    I really liked when “Schlatt” talked about his upcoming ‘communist arc’

  • @Vellis.
    @Vellis. 2 роки тому +554

    Schlatt could literally talk about anything for 10 minutes and I would watch to the end

    • @Vellis.
      @Vellis. 2 роки тому +4

      @Darius Bostic lmao I’m good bro

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 2 роки тому

      Chucklesandwich

    • @CheerryVR
      @CheerryVR 2 роки тому +1

      @Darius Bostic I'm a atheist 🥴

    • @aynice7023
      @aynice7023 2 роки тому

      @@CheerryVR ok and why would u just disrespect him like dude don’t u have anything better to to like clean your house?

    • @TriNitroT
      @TriNitroT 2 роки тому

      @@aynice7023 i don't think it's disrespectful to tell someone your religion

  • @k-dashtv
    @k-dashtv 3 місяці тому +2

    The way Schlatt says "Ad" is scary...

  • @pawn1941
    @pawn1941 2 роки тому +242

    This is why I just bring a portable charger with me, turn on airplane mode, and draw for hours straight (the movies they provide in the plane also make for great background noise)

    • @InfinitelyConcise
      @InfinitelyConcise 2 роки тому +9

      See I try and do the same thing, but problem is I get motion sick so I cant even do that

    • @peraraptor6943
      @peraraptor6943 2 роки тому +5

      american airlines actually had decent movies too bad schlatts was broken

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 2 роки тому +2

      i just whip out my computer and play halo i aint even gonna mess with the internet

  • @quoteonquoteclub9711
    @quoteonquoteclub9711 2 роки тому +79

    Schlatt ranting about airplane wifi as Beethoven's seventh symphony plays in the background. Peak quality content ladies and gentlemen.

  • @achillesachil33spa.93
    @achillesachil33spa.93 2 роки тому +127

    just sat here for 7 and a half minutes to listen to a grown man rant about plane wifi, and i'm here for it

    • @O49-b7d
      @O49-b7d 2 роки тому

      wifi rants are great. also good god the bots holy fuck the bots.

  • @doot4246
    @doot4246 2 роки тому +1

    "STOP SAYING YOU ARE GONNA DO THINGS TO THE SLIPPE-"
    "i am super excited about the slipper :D"

  • @mycoachknowsthesheriff
    @mycoachknowsthesheriff 2 роки тому +17

    3:51 Schlage glitching out briefly

  • @crispysquidoftheacidcats295
    @crispysquidoftheacidcats295 2 роки тому +428

    imagine this but vocoded. he's so funny when he's angry.

    • @stupidheadwisp
      @stupidheadwisp 2 роки тому

      Someone tell me when that's made lol

    • @CupofJ0E
      @CupofJ0E 2 роки тому +7

      @Willy on Wheels disliked so it recommends it to less people

  • @mitomanu
    @mitomanu 2 роки тому +405

    I did not expect “schlatt” actually talking about something like this, and yes, I agree, airplane Wi-Fi fucking sucks.

  • @cormacsmithy3975
    @cormacsmithy3975 Рік тому +1

    You can really tell that Schlal was once a compsci major.

  • @emppos432
    @emppos432 2 роки тому +228

    Watching this while my cat is in the hospital. He pulled a Jambo and ate something he shouldn't have. I hope he's gonna be okay.
    Edit: He's okay! He didn't need surgery. He got a lot of laxatives and painkillers but he's fine. :')

    • @spider6025
      @spider6025 2 роки тому +1

      Is he good so far? ❤️

    • @I-luv-sharks
      @I-luv-sharks 2 роки тому +3

      i hope he's ok. if he's not, i hope he gets better 🤍

    • @Funni-Archive
      @Funni-Archive 2 роки тому +7

      Ok, screw these bots advertising scams on a wholesome, cat related comment about pulling a jambo. As a fan of all cat I shall sacrifice myself for your cat to ensure safety.

  • @760creations
    @760creations 2 роки тому +119

    jetBlue seems to be the only airline with passable WiFi; I flew to the UK from NY this past week, and although it dropped a fair amount, I was still able to use streaming services like HBO Max without too much issue. I feel your pain here with every other airline though.

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 2 роки тому +11

      JetBlue is the best airline and it's not even close

    • @professorlayman523
      @professorlayman523 2 роки тому +3

      JetBlue all the way

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 роки тому +2

      Hey, my dad is a Captain of JetBlue, and even HE complains about the Wi-Fi. Probably cause he flys every week. So I slightly agree, it’s the best out of everything, but it’s still bad.

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 роки тому +2

      But luckily, for once, JetBlue had a great wi-fi once, letting me watch a Jschlatt stream. But American. OH AMERICAN. It is awful. 20 free minutes? No. Unlimited barely working Wi-Fi. It’s better just to not use it.

  • @neechiace8248
    @neechiace8248 2 роки тому +30

    "Is this my communist Arc" might have been my favorite jschlatt quote of the year so far

  • @rentisme
    @rentisme Рік тому +1

    The thing I don't understand with the added cost is that it doesn't cost them anymore to let you use it than not, so they're literally just trying to fleece even more money from you

  • @DoesNotInhale
    @DoesNotInhale 2 роки тому +58

    "Is this my communist arc" made me fucking double over

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 2 роки тому +2

      My brain cannot fathom the greatness that would be Schlatt going communist.

  • @rygtrav
    @rygtrav 2 роки тому +113

    If we could get a weekly Jschlatt rant my life would be complete

    • @randomviewer3735
      @randomviewer3735 2 роки тому +2

      Riley, don't encourage the man
      Imagine what he will do

    • @zaqkilive880
      @zaqkilive880 2 роки тому

      @@thefloribbean pls dont

    • @zaqkilive880
      @zaqkilive880 2 роки тому

      @@thefloribbean but this is just a jschlatt video!

  • @yowxrrior1786
    @yowxrrior1786 2 роки тому +67

    Surprisingly this video was useful. I’m about to fly for my very first time on American Airlines. Now I know to pack a book. Thanks Schlatt

    • @jean_etcetera
      @jean_etcetera 2 роки тому +1

      I work with the company that provides the internet, and Schlatt is right. Even I don't understand why it is so difficult for it to work properly lol my apologies u.u

  • @ShadesonSquad
    @ShadesonSquad 2 дні тому +1

    3:27 The SCHSLIPPERS

  • @dienelt5661
    @dienelt5661 2 роки тому +22

    You know he’s passionate when he pulls the second mic up

  • @alex0721
    @alex0721 2 роки тому +259

    I WASNT EXPECTING THIS

    • @koibito8825
      @koibito8825 2 роки тому +2

      SAME

    • @Mavve69
      @Mavve69 2 роки тому +2

      2 bot one comment lmao

    • @bigbyrome
      @bigbyrome 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah because you definitely watched the whole video in one minute

    • @Mavve69
      @Mavve69 2 роки тому

      Hah I reported the bots now there gone

    • @mrp1796
      @mrp1796 2 роки тому

      @@Mavve69 3

  • @D4TL1LK1D
    @D4TL1LK1D 2 роки тому +36

    This man can complain about life and get millions of views. Truly a Schlasterpiece

  • @CCRMSN
    @CCRMSN 3 місяці тому +1

    All the airlines I’ve used don’t have airplane Wi-Fi so I thought you shouldn’t complain but be happy that you have it at all.
    But then I watched this and realized it doesn’t exist, but they say it does and they make you pay anyway

  • @ImPacosTacos
    @ImPacosTacos 2 роки тому +68

    sounds like its time for me to by a semi-operational plane and provide a wifi service far better so that our lord and savior Schlatt can fly with wifi in peace.

  • @Mysteryman61350
    @Mysteryman61350 2 роки тому +19

    Whenever I get upset I just take a stress shit. It just works for me. Don’t have a clue why.

  • @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either
    @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either 2 роки тому +273

    Never thought I'd hear you being pissed about planes, considering the amount of jokes you've made 👀

  • @Skippers_Username
    @Skippers_Username 2 роки тому +1

    I thought he was going to talk about the street signs we have all stolen

  • @KR7PT
    @KR7PT 2 роки тому +10

    3:05 "I was flying to a marriage"
    Sir that's a wedding

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 2 роки тому +10

    “This is probably the pettiest and most unimportant videos I’ve ever made”
    Nothing is unimportant when Jschlatt is PISSED OFF

  • @ecto5608
    @ecto5608 2 роки тому +16

    He clearly liked it

  • @josuec7929
    @josuec7929 2 роки тому

    Crazy part, got a TrueBill ad before the video started, it started with “I’ve been paying for In-Flight Wi-Fi before I caught up to it using TrueBill” *hits skip*

  • @tornaxol837
    @tornaxol837 2 роки тому +22

    3:39 Schlippers

  • @vito6197
    @vito6197 2 роки тому +20

    Dude, I love videos like this. People just venting about something not that important, but so relatable. Not to the point where it's just a karen complaining about the tiniest inconvenience.

    • @vito6197
      @vito6197 2 роки тому

      @YOU.....why do bots exist UA-cam?

  • @Rott4n
    @Rott4n 2 роки тому +36

    Truly disgusting that some “people” would make “Schlatt” angry

  • @chazzle8434
    @chazzle8434 2 роки тому +28

    I don’t think I’ve laughed harder this year than I just did at 6:50

  • @digital_soldier4768
    @digital_soldier4768 2 роки тому +14

    Hope you're doing better man, and just know, you are not replaceable and we all love you.

  • @jefftheevilrobot9351
    @jefftheevilrobot9351 2 роки тому +26

    I just gave up 8 minutes of my life to watch a man yell about in-flight wifi.
    Worth it

  • @bylobat6822
    @bylobat6822 2 роки тому +11

    0:32 hey big man calm down we don't want a repeat of the tragedy

  • @c0shplay820
    @c0shplay820 2 роки тому +15

    can we get more of these they are extremely entertaining XD

  • @rammywarrior4033
    @rammywarrior4033 2 роки тому +43

    I should really buy one of these Rammie's.
    Would go swell with the Weight set, Wall mounted Gun, WW2 pinup Girl Calendar I got from some liquor store and Wolf spiders I got crawling on my wall at Mach 10 speed.

  • @Florida_boy
    @Florida_boy 2 роки тому +15

    The Rammie slipper is literally pronounced "ram me" you brought this upon yourself.

  • @hit_989theorange6
    @hit_989theorange6 2 роки тому +4

    “Jschlatt” still can’t stop me with what I’m going to do with his “Rammie” Slippers and “slippery” tube once they arrive

  • @captndingpot3981
    @captndingpot3981 2 роки тому

    When you have no wifi for about 30 minutes to an hour, It's time to open the DS and do a Mario Kart DS random 32 track Grand Pri.

  • @GeorgeTheDinoGuy
    @GeorgeTheDinoGuy 2 роки тому +21

    Jschlatts communist arc has spanned his whole existence on UA-cam, it is beautiful and plentiful in lore.

  • @Idontplaytf2
    @Idontplaytf2 2 роки тому +26

    3:26 Shlattussy.

  • @bluepopbubble6330
    @bluepopbubble6330 2 роки тому +94

    Hi Schlatt!, Hi Everyone!, it was a stressful hour for me, my family and the people in my neighborhood. There was a fire and it gotten so big. Luckily the fire department arrived. They put out the fire and no one was hurt. So far I’m keeping awake, watching your video. I keep watch if there may be a fire incase another may start. I’m grateful for the right opportunity you posted your video. It comforted me and made me at ease. Thank you Schlatt!
    Update: The fire has been putted out. Sadly, one family don’t have a house anymore. Me and my family are trying to help in anyway we can and they starting to rebuild their house.
    Thank you for you all for your comments!❤️😊

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 роки тому

      Why do you act like you are on a 2014 minecraft forum full of kids sharing how their day went ? Nobody cares about what happened to you, keep it to yourself

    • @zedieez9998
      @zedieez9998 2 роки тому +9

      Hope ur doing well friend :)

    • @oopsallbugs
      @oopsallbugs 2 роки тому +1

      Glad you're safe! Hope things are better now 🫂

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 2 роки тому

      @AliSand
      Me when everything is a joke.
      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      😆😁😄😃😀🙂😐🫤😕🙁😔😔
      😔

    • @Ehrmann_Gregsson
      @Ehrmann_Gregsson 2 роки тому

      Damn be safe bro

  • @SteveBNLplays
    @SteveBNLplays 2 роки тому +1

    This is why I drive to Florida every year.

  • @eugenioporgenio263
    @eugenioporgenio263 2 роки тому +5

    Jschlatt can rant about anything and make money, what a life! Love you big man

  • @mindblown8566
    @mindblown8566 2 роки тому +29

    3:50 im at my im at my im at my im at my...

    • @TheInfectedGamerYT
      @TheInfectedGamerYT 2 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha!!
      😂😂😂😂
      That's me in a nutshell when trying to explain something stupid

    • @Abby_Maris
      @Abby_Maris 2 роки тому +3

      You forgot another “I’m at my”

    • @mementomori3411
      @mementomori3411 2 роки тому +3

      Big guy is Flustered

    • @O1ived
      @O1ived 2 роки тому +2

      He broke

  • @messymaemae
    @messymaemae 2 роки тому +6

    This is the only thing that's Madd me happy in a while. Thank you.

  • @tobzdevandfilm
    @tobzdevandfilm 5 місяців тому +1

    0:40 As a Aussie, the plane wifi on Virgin Airlines (Aus) is TERRIBLE. You get sent to a website, that has the crappyest movies, shows and podcasts ever.
    Also if you wanna use everything else on your phone, you have to pay!
    Wanna use TikTok? PAY
    Wanna use UA-cam? PAY
    Wanna use Netflix, stan e.c.t? PAY
    IT SUCKS!
    AND ALSO, when you got to pay. YOUR CARD ALWAYS GETS DISABLED. So, then you can’t buy any food or drink.

  • @spideyman1146
    @spideyman1146 2 роки тому +4

    I honestly thought he was gonna talk about NFTs but airplane Wi-Fi works to

  • @mariamatedei
    @mariamatedei 2 роки тому +9

    i love hearing about his suffering

  • @raeraesothers
    @raeraesothers 2 роки тому +4

    It’s expected for “schlatt” to be pissed off.

  • @ccolor
    @ccolor 2 роки тому +2

    This is why you download music and videos before the flight so that you can watch/listen to it the whole time. Although, I understand that some people need to use "The Internet" or Insta/Twitter. Thats why I hate the entire flight system. it sucks, its always too hot or too cold, there's always a toddler crying two rows back or someone kicking your chair, and every time you try to fall asleep your head falls forward and wakes you up. Also, even if you do fall asleep by the time you wake up your covered in sweat, drool and your confused to where you even are for a good 10 seconds.

  • @LittleMiscreant
    @LittleMiscreant 2 роки тому +12

    It’s time to take a stand. This is DISGUSTING, how could we let them DO THIS to us??

  • @BrandonHutto
    @BrandonHutto 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you for speaking up on this, I had a last minute college essay for my documentary that needed to be finished on a 10hr flight and I paid for the $15 plan but it never worked👎🏼 I was also sitting next to an architect who needed to send a design plan to his supervisor and couldn’t connect either. AA really needs to get their shit together. People lose their jobs over this stuff and assignments don’t get turned in over these war crimes.

    • @pngproducer1389
      @pngproducer1389 2 роки тому +1

      I once went on a united flight, (to a place kinda farish) i think the wifi costed 50$ lol and it didnt rly work

  • @dexterevans0187
    @dexterevans0187 2 роки тому +10

    One thing i like about schlatts videos is the classical music. Really well done schlatt. Beethoven 7 mvt 2 is amazing

  • @fishkid1307
    @fishkid1307 15 днів тому

    flying through the air like a god, with (slow) access to limitless information is still pretty impressive if you think about it. i think total biscuit had one clip that was pretty funny where he was shitting on people who complain about internet wifi because they dont see how insane it is that is exists to begin with
    love u schlart

  • @frknwrld999
    @frknwrld999 2 роки тому +7

    7:11 tbh i expected something like "jump out the door"

  • @em4six348
    @em4six348 2 роки тому +10

    Never found these rant videos boring, keep 'em coming big guy.

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 2 роки тому +1

      Glad to see someone else enjoying it, I saw some people on Twitter saying they don't like "low effort" videos..smh

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 2 роки тому

      Glad to see someone else enjoying it, I saw some people on Twitter saying they don't like "low effort" videos..smh

  • @Idontknow7117-v4o
    @Idontknow7117-v4o 2 роки тому +21

    3:45 yo I was thinking the same shit😂

  • @philismenko
    @philismenko Рік тому +1

    As an aircraft mechanic, we have a "jschlatt" button we have to push whenever we know youll be on the plane, only you have these issues

  • @tyrpoppa_4229
    @tyrpoppa_4229 2 роки тому +6

    now I can get rammie to encase my feets with his warm embrace

    • @fatfr0g570
      @fatfr0g570 2 роки тому

      Too bad they're $120. I have much better things to use that amount of money for than a pair of slippers.

    • @aooga9995
      @aooga9995 2 роки тому

      @@fatfr0g570 the fuck? are they?
      (i guess they have to be that price considering how ABSURDLY much people want them.)