I Googled Myself.
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2021
- Schlatt Googles himself.
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Edited by Wheatskins:
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In today's video I (Schlatt) am Googling Myself. This is something every famous UA-camr does. KSI Googled Himself. W2S Googles Himself. Jack Manifold made a video where he Googles Myself. Pokimane did it, Pewdiepie did it, and all of these videos farm views, So Now It's My Turn. What Is My Net Worth? What is my real name? What is jschlatt's height? Is jschlatt Tubbo's dad (what??)?? There's One Thing I Know, and it's that Dream SMP related Googlers are weird AF. I'm nobody's dad, Canonically or In Real Life. c!Schlatt is still the best Dream Character though and you know it and it makes you mad. The Server fell off since I left. How Is Jschlatt So Funny? Is Jschlatt retiring? Is jschlatt American? Find out in this video. - Розваги
I don’t think “Schlatt” realizes how comforting watching him breakdown at wii games actually is
Trooo
genuinely
nothing calms “me” down more than “watching” a grown man “hang a baby” by a “wii remote”
I don't think Schlatt realizes how comforting watching him breakdown at wii games actually is
"Him"*
I loved when Schlatt almost died everytime someone had search "is Jschlatt ...'s dad"
who is schlatt? i only know “schlatt”
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear qa
Wow that's awesome!
Every time you can see a crack form in his "soul"
yes, who is schlatt? do you mean "schlatt"?
Sitting here with my Schlanket, rewatching my " VERY relaxing" streamer, Schlatt, and his very "peaceful" and "comforting" video he has provided for us, the audience. 😔😔😌😌😌💖💖💖💖
schlanket!!!!!!!!🎉🎉
*shlort
“Schlanket”
not just me noticing the men in on the right side right...RIGHT?!?! 4:30
No not just you
Maybe he has sus history ☠️
"Schlatt" really is a "comfort" "streamer", his content is very "relaxing".
His “content”
@@equinoxswine9132 Your comment is "funny" and "enjoyable"
@@glitchy9613 your "comment" made me "laugh"
@@equinoxswine9132 nice "comment"
@@ImZhald this "reply section" is kind of "hillarrious"
"He attended Harvard for 4 years"
No way, I believe Schlatt would be too much of an intellectual to be at Harvard
"Schlatt" would definitely be "smart enough" to go to "harvard"
you missed the quotation marks for "Schlatt"
This "guy" is fucking "everywhere"
His intellect is only rivaled by the infamous "big guy"
Quick, add quotes before he notices.
He's the most relaxing streamer my favorite part is when he screams 😁
The sounds of gunshots and exploding keyboards is like a warm cradle to me
I think that this is the first time I've seen Schlatt so calm. Seeing him talk about his life is interesting because it seems like he's a whole different person.
"Schlatt" finally uploaded a "video", hopefully this continues in the "future"
REALLY
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Q.
*That's wheere Jsclatt has gone*
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*That's wheere Jsclatt has gone*
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*That's wheere Jsclatt has gone*
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Tf is that russian guy saying ⬆️
It actually blows my mind that I haven't connected the dots myself - but Schlatt being inspired by Sips' Sips Co character makes so much goddamn sense. Man, Yogs were everything I watched back then and now I got back into Minecraft through the Dream SMP gang, the second generation so to speak... Anyway, cool video, "Schlatt", all the best in your new "projects" !
Wow that's awesome!
Yea, when he mentioned sips it was like an epiphany. It seems so obvious once in hindsight, but it had never even crossed my mind
“Schlatt”
Hes literally 50% sips 50% Norm
you really never saw that? everytime i see jschlatt, sips is in my head
Watching your vids at times like right now are really comforting. You're always funny and cracking jokes and when things aren't doing good, it makes things feel better.
This "video" is honestly so "wholesome", kind of like a "Q&A".
I do like how real he was in this vid. Almost like he's comfortable with sharing it.
me too! i like how he was genuine but also managed to be as funny as he always is.
Still though, Is he really born on September 10th?
@@shamoonsaqib he seems like Virgo to me 😩🙄🥴
@@fxntxsyyy so true
@@smolbuns8108 what does that even mean? Is he a Virgin?
Didn't expect how candid this video would be, but it was a lot more entertaining than I thought. Thanks big man.
Wow that's awesome!
"Jschlatt's" in the minority for being left handed? doesnt that mean he can be racist now?
Who tf is candid??
You need quotes around “big man” for proper respect
Tbh this vid isn’t as good as the others
3:45 I as a innocent European got maliciusly conviced into thinking that was a real hospital and i looked for it
I mean it WAS a real hospital
I’m scared what is it?
@@Owangejuice_ Barack Obama bombed the Children’s Hospital in the Middle East
@@Owangejuice_The US accidentally bombed a hospital, thinking it was an enemy hideout. Back in 2017.
Obama bombed so much that we eventually ran out of bombs
Schlatt finding out about the headcanons where tubbo is his son and losing it is the funniest part of this video 😂
Schlatt discovering that Tubbo is (apparently) canonically his son in the DreamSMP lore is way too funny
REALLY
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*That's whеге Jsclatt has gone*
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*"Schlatt"
bots off the shits
It's actually not canon, it was a theory that got debunked and then turned into an AU concept.
Who knew how wholesome “Schlatt” could be in a video about googling himself.
whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear fan
@@AxxLAfriku what
What
What
what
7:18 I actually never knew there were literal fanfictions like that like jesus christ man.
7:03 jambo
Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Jambo.
can't believe "schlatt" has 90,000 dollars in "student" "debt."
"schlatt" Bahahahaha
@@glengunawan6856 "Bahahahaha"
NOT THE WEEZER PFP
@@poopyvutt 🙀
@@glengunawan6856 mf really laughed in lowercase
It's sad how “schlatt” doesn't realize he provides “comfort”
does he? i mean he seems like a pretty nice guy to be around but his jokes are what i would describe as the opposite of comfort
@@iii7766 what the hell are you talking about mate
@@iii7766 y'know maybe you are right fellow big guy 👍
schlatt gives me stress wdym
@@iii7766
can confirm, democracy stabbed my dad 70 times in the chest
0:34 I thought jschlatt was 30
Honestly refreshing to see a “celebrity” who’s kind of just genuine and honest. I like seeing UA-camrs I can just laugh at and not worry about stupid scandals or anything
The pure HORROR on "schlatt's" face finding out about "dadschlatt" is what makes him a "comfort streamer"
Edit: It's better that it's become anger
@@noir_wolfe1099 why are you like this
@@noir_wolfe1099 why are you like this
@@noir_wolfe1099 why are you like this
@@noir_wolfe1099 why are you like this
@@noir_wolfe1099 this like why
It’s really comforting to see a youtuber like “Schlatt” who was diagnosed with parkinsons at an early age be so cheerful all the time, tho it was nicer in 1438
You definitely don’t realize this, but you’ve helped me through a ton of my sensory meltdowns and I Watch you when I’m sad because that’s when your humor is so hilarious! Your content always leaves me dying!
Jschlatt: "I hate the people who clickbait you for youtubers' net worth and never tell you"
Also jschlatt: *proceeds to never tell you if he has a gun*
I mean he's not wro-
Pay him a visit then
💀 btw nice pfp
video "I found a girlfriend" time 4:02
@@LilzABug_07 b 000000
Alternate title: Schlatt finds out he has 3 kids and hasn't been paying child support
“Schlatt”*
You spelt it wrong
@@revenant9382 ah yes spelt
Rip "schlatt"
Wow that's awesome!
hearing the comparison between him and Sips reallllllly makes sense bc I used to watch those guys all the time, you definitely bring the vibes back
He actually is pretty comforting he’s pretty good at making me laugh
5:00 I had to rewind like 5 times just to make sure the standing up part was edited
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Schlatt: I’ve never been a comfort “streamer”
Also “Schaltt” at the end:
@@Zitexes *”Bahaha.”*
schaltt
@@Zitexes 99o
Yes bean cult aint gonna end
ima sprinkle some "Schaltt" on my chicken to make it funnier.
I like these talks when youtubers hone in on the audience. The forth wall can be used for comedy, yes, but pushing parasocial boundaries can make the audience feel endeared and special. It's why I love commentary, and it's why I like Jschlatt's content and him as an internet personality.
Hes probably the best comfort streamer out there
i love how "schlatt" is one of the few people who can genuinely make me hysterically laugh
Ikr
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE QUOTATIONS? WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
@@lonelybee5406 “you” are the only one who doesn’t “understand” the quotations and what “they” mean
@@lonelybee5406 I can't "believe" you don't "understand".
@@HS-mn6jc please tell me lmao I’m actually dying of curiosity-
Happy to see that this "Jschlatt" seems to be a "good" father for Tubbo, Dream and Tommy.
and Jambo :)
Dream 😭 I mean if they were gonna talk about dreamsmp they could atleast get the lore right
@@phoenixfirebirbs waaah they got the minecraft roleplay lore wrong!
@@iii7766 ok
@@iii7766 IM WHEEZING LMAOOO
Hey shlott just wanted to say
this is now my comfort video i love this immensly
also its really weird to think that youre younger than my sister-
Nothing could prepare me for the psychological damage of learning that Schlatt is younger than me
Dude it's fuckin traumatizing
im guessing he looks wayyy older than you?
Same. He's three years younger than me, and so is Grizzy
"Schlatt"
Old
"Schlatt's" "Funny Mic" makes him the best 'Comfort Streamer' ever.
'best'
“streamer” HA
Bro Sark’s rant with APL about fighting in Vietnam and “burning down that thatch hut” has to be a decade old but it’s still one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Sticks in my mind all these years later. Hearing that you’ve taken a lot of inspiration from him makes a ton of sense.
schlatt just want to let you know you make my day every day when i watch you and you bring me lots of smiles
this is such a "funny" Video. We all "truly appreciate" the "funny mic". Thank you for being a "comfort streamer" "Jschlatt".
nah because he called it..
@Cayla Manvilla they think it’s funny
That was actually a genuinely surprisingly wholesome end to the video there. I'm surprised you didnt also mention Norm Macdonald, but hearing that you took inspiration from Sips and Mr Sark definitely adds up. Big love big guy, keep it up
@ТоммуInnit 🅥 Thank you "Tommy Innit", very "cool"
Edit: Thank you "Santa Claus", very "cool"
Wow that's awesome!
what music was playing at the end part of the video?
Genuinely some of the best commentary I've ever heard from a popular UA-camr.
"Schirt" is such a great fellow. He has turned around the lives of many in the positive direction. I am profoundly ecstatic, that I have stumbled upon this beautiful young lad.
I love how Schlatt keeps us in constant suspense about his sexuality
Like at this point it's 50/50 if he's gay for femboys or not
quotations
@@bathtowel4454 why tho? No one will tell me please tell me lmao .-.
@@lonelybee5406 its another joke that everyone in his chat is doing "because no one is original"
@@iii7766 ._.
@@iii7766 That last sentence is controversial to everything else you just said
glad to see “schlatt” being a “good” father to dream “tubbo” and “tommy” he is a very “comforting” minecraft “streamer”
Pretty much sums the whole video up.
“Schlatt” is a nice “streamer”
and also being so "funny"
Ok in my defense jschlatt is my comfort/fav UA-camr and he is really the only UA-camr that can make me laugh on a daily basis ps I have watched this video more than 10 time and it is still my fav
”Schlatt” is really a comfort streamer. I love that he does not even notice it lol
I don't think Schlatt realizes just how important he is. When he says shit like, "When was the last time I brought comfort to anyone?" it makes me have to laugh, because that was like, a day ago for me man. I understand that the human nature nowadays is to assume that you're not important, or that others don't need you, so this is why I say this. Normally I'm not an emotional guy, but Schlatthew has inspired me to create my own youtube stuff, which should drop soon by the way, and he has shaped my sense of humor in such a way that people actually think I'm funny now. I have to thank him for that too. You've changed my life Big Guy, and even though I'm insecure that I'm not tall enough, I would refer to myself proudly as a small man anyday.
Keep it up Schlatt.
Radical
@@iii7766
There’s a limit to how helpful ruminating on society’s problems can be.
Sometimes, the best thing you can do for yourself and the world, is to step away from everything, and just….breathe.
It’ll be okay.
Not all the time, but there will always be moments when you can choose to let go of what you can control, enjoy what you have, and live in the moment.
Cool, what kinda content are you planning?
I don’t think I’ll ever do UA-cam, but watching creators like Schlatt opened by eyes to the plausibility of making a living by putting my work online.
You spelled “Schlatt” wrong
"Schlatt"*
@@iii7766 ok guess i should be executed
Google: "Does Jschlatt have a gun"
Schlatt: *Dramatic music starts playing* "Wouldnt you like to know?"
I, too, watched the video
*"schlatt"
”Does ”Jschlatt” have a gun”
Yup I agree that happened
WHY DA FUCK DO COMMENTS LIKE THESE GET SO MANY LIKES BRUH
Jschlatt: "THE NEW YORK TIMES PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE"
WHERE TF MY LIKES MF? WHERE DEY AT?
The hospital joke had me laughing so hard
I looked it up and saw only destruction
It's so nice of Tubbo's dad to make this video.
Seeing the "characters" that Sips and Schlatt has played over the years and series even with SMPLIVE, DreamSMP and that one with the misfit crew its really clear where he gets a lot of inspiration from
REALLY
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*"Schlatt"
“Schlatt” really is a “funny” and “hilarious” guy
Wow that's awesome!
I love the actual honesty and tbh it's really weird how many times you had to say "it's a joke" when it was obvious that your bits are indeed jokes lmao. Love the content "Tubbo's/Dream's/Tommy's dad"!
Dadshlatt AU/headcanons are both funny and sad or wholesome.
"Schlatt" is the kind of person that has a "comforting streamer"
6:01 yes, yes he does we have all seen the weapons on that couch :D
I like how schlatt was being genuine throughout the entirety of this, and not just being funny.
@@iii7766 Idk what youre smoking but i want some
@@mckazoo8766 i got some cream mandarine here, this strain right here will make you see michael jackson.
@@iii7766 jschlatt
"schlatt"*
@@jangofett9671 true
Every time “Schlatt” mentions that he’s also 22 it makes me realise how much more I could be doing right now
Thank God I thought that was just me
3:49 it's probably because of the countless jokes he made about Parkinsons when he streamed Nintendo WII
I am now officially terrified of everyone that existed in manburg.
But honestly the fact that he still has jambo proves he isn’t a horrible person
"When was the last time I provided a stream, or comfort to anybody?" i'll tell you one thing, you don't have to make nice down to earth content for people to enjoy and get comfort from it. most of the time when I'm feeling down I re watch the bad wii game videos and it always makes me feel better. keep up the good work!
Upvote
Wow that's awesome!
i always watch his videos when im feeling sad he somehow manages to make me laugh
It's like the weekly slap completely left his head
Schlatt. I know you've been saying for time that you're replaceable in terms of the internet scene, but I've been so incredibly down recently and you're the only content creator that makes me actually smile/laugh and makes myself feel slightly less shitty. So thank you. You're not replaceable. You're amazing
You spelled "Schlatt" incorrectly
@@Xmanwilldoit chlsatt
@@janrichbaed1330 "chlsatt"
Bruh
Don't you mean "Schlatt"
The fact that Sips is one of inspirations is so cool, bcuz i used to love him in tekkit and all that too!
Okay but the dsmp Tubbo jschlatt thing is just- I live for that headcannon.
Jschlatt, you are hilarious. No quotes here. You’re actually hilarious. Love all your content man
Thanks god i found a comment without some stupid quote joke
@@matijas-zj9sd Same "matijas 0080".
@@matijas-zj9sd agreed "matijas 0080"
*"Jschlatt"
@ТоммуInnit 🅥 Ligma
Schlatt: *confirming he’s in the DSMP*
Dream a few days later: “Guess again, fuckbo”
What happened I dont keep up with that dream smp bullshit
thank god hes not in it anymore
(for the fact that he deserves way, WAY better than that shitpile)
Ew, someone that watches dream. Lets point and laugh.
WHERE'S THE QUOTATIONS
@@mr.stealyourmilk1419 laugh at user
Schlatt: "Funny mic, thats the sixth thing you think of?"
Me: "Six? I could only think of three!!!"
realizing im basically as old as schlatt has just made me have a crisis. i think i need therapy
I like how we're all over
"Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing."
we have simply "evolved"
@@sarahhess8528 "we" have simply "evolved"
@@sarahhess8528 but "backwards"
"when have I provided comfort for anyone"
Theweeklyslap: Ima pretend I don't exist
This “video” is so “good”. I hope “Schlatt” makes more “videos” like “this.”
I didn't know we had the same birthday! Also the same opinion on chips, cookies, cereals, all of that. It's honestly cool!
“Schlatt” having to explain his “jokes” makes me worry about the people who write these “articles”
Wow that's awesome!
I'm going to be honest here Schlatt (no quotations because this is real talk from the heart) you're honestly just a huge inspiration to me. And no matter where you go or what you do that'll never change. Whether you're using the funny mic or writing a computer program that will control a robot to follow and tweet Jambo. Or whether you're the antagonist of dream SMP or owning a company. And one day when people ask me who inspired me to follow my dreams or how I'm "so funny" I'm going to say "JSchlatt". And they are going to ask me why I did quotation gestures with it. To be honest I'm only a year younger than you. But I'm in a completely different place in life. A completely different place than most people my age. But that's okay with me now.
“Schlatt”**
Wow that's awesome!
Ok
@@GrandMasterBruh don't
Is it true that Schlatt's name is Jonathan
jshlatt is like my favourite comfort streamer he makes my depression worse every time
“Schlatt” you inspire men.
"Schlatt" explaining how "he" has a love hate relationship with the fandom is me explaining it to my friends
Very relatable all anybody ever sees are the Stan's and shippers
I will never forget the time I was scrolling through a Twitter search about “schlatt” to see what bullshit “he” was getting cancelled for and came across fanart of “schlatt” fucking some other dsmp person of whom I forgot the name of.
Never been on Twitter since.
This "Schlatt" guy is really "fucking hilarious" snd "emotional" at the same time, my dear do i love "him"
Jschlatt needs to do a compilation video of him reacting to DSMP fan content of him- it's either fantastic or incredibly vile
I love how “Schlatt” deals with his beloved “viewers” when they come “visit” him
last part did make me a little sad, because its true.
we are who we watch, just like what we eat, and that makes us.
so everything we did up until now in our lives, our past, makes us.
and you know it makes you appreciate the little things.
Jschlatt makes me, my personality, and many others too add to it.
Thank you Jschlatt, and no I'm not doing the quotation marks.
You didn't spell "Jschlatt" correctly
@@Xmanwilldoit jlchsatt
@@iii7766 Politics killed you.
Fun fact! There was actually over an hour of usuable footage, but most had to be cut out as "he" kept seeing furry inflation vore of himself
REALLY
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Dang I expected actual good replies under this comment but nope! Fucking robots
Dude "Schlatt", character or not, is still comforting, seeing this grown ass man get pissed at wii games and his chaotic chat is just comforting, no idea why.
i love how schlatt's clothing brand name is the only one that actually sounds good out of all the other youtubers/streamers merch
I always fucking loved sips' character too, he's partially inspired a lot of my current day mannerisms and characters, what a legend. Man has what 2, 3 kids, a wife and is still streaming full time.
@@iii7766 so uh, okay then?-
@@iii7766 The United States isn’t a democracy though. It’s a democratic republic.
@@iii7766 why are you writing this completely random bullshit as an answer to og comment?
@@iii7766 thank you for this
Schlatt: * logs onto dream smp*
Sam: Mr.President (past tense)
Sam's humor unparalleled
I FREAKING KNEW YOU TOOK INSPIRATION FROM SIPS
"does Jschlatt have a gun?" insert meme: 'Wouldn't you like to know Weather Boy!'
You truly are a comfort creator, even if you don't realize. You've no idea of how many times I've watched your old videos whenever I'm feeling down. You're hilarious and my favorite content creator, period.
Love you , big guy, excited to see what you've got in store for us.
Cringe
@@kuromez5560 cry about it
@@kuromez5560 why is this cringe? It's actually a nice comment.
Sark is also one of my all time favorites. He's a fucking lunatic, a functioning psychopath that is also blessed with a unique sense of humor. Didn't expect schlatt to be influenced by him.
schlatt is about kinda similar, but also has a nice love for cats which i like :D
“schlatt”
@@Cooper69420 cease
so comforting
0:58 is the funniest thing I've seen schlatt do
9:40 I was not expecting that but OH god yes. Mr. Sark is the funniest guy around, especially with APL. I still watch Respawn Inbox most nights to go to sleep and the jokes still crack me up, never gets old. Some of the jokes/humour in there too were way ahead of their time.
@@iii7766
Average Tyranny fan < Average democracy enjoyer
you can find schlatt's comments in sark's videos here and there. I was pretty surprised when I stumbled across them
@@iii7766 get out of here with that fascist rhetoric. What we have isn’t even true democracy. We basically live within an oligarchy.
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Mr.Sark / Seannaners / ChilledChaos trio during the prophunt, little big planet, ttt, and the hidden youtube era is just so precious to me that I get all soft and nostalgic whenever someone brings them up today :)
Sark’s videos and especially his editing style were something I constantly looked forward to. I didn’t watch him until around 2015 or so but the small details like the zoom in effects or music combined with his humor just made each video a treat.
Sark
I’m so glad he gave sark a shoutout, I’ve been watching his videos since I was in middle school, and I’m about to get a degree in college now it’s crazy, but he is definitely one of the funniest dudes on youtube
@@iii7766 ok
This man is an amazing minecraft streamer who provides me with conformable streams.
Scat is my most favorite relaxing comfort streamer
Schlatt" really gives us the brute honesty that the DreamSMP fandom needs, which I hope he realises we appreciate. Some people are weirdos and don't understand when boundaries are being crossed or not, so writing on that more uncomfortable stuff shouldn't be done with people that haven't stated their boundaries.
So, "Schlatt", thank you for just being mostly chill with this stuff :)
stolen comment?
@@oliviatilleman8055 yes
hello proot. :3
omg proot :33