Gonna be real here, based on the weeks it can take me to get shit done in real life if I were immortal I'd be procrastinating for a thousand years as well
@@JPIQQG bruh how do you live for a thousand years and not have the entire continent combed through? The most powerful clan of vampires, can literally influence the jarls and lords to employ their armies in search for Serana
I don’t care what ya say I have great respect for restoration the amount of times healing hands or fast heal has saved my life when I run out of potions
@@Gucci-Provolene I feel sorry for my potion sometimes I even sell them because I frequently use healing spells and I always almost max out the restoration tree.
and imagen trying to form a vampire hunting club just for that one person who never came back to have joined and conquered the clan from the inside, found the holy bow and coming for your grumpy asses sooner or later
@@yep1486that's some sunlightless behaviour, my friend. I am sorry for your sorrow of your inability to be cherished by the warmth embrace of the sun.
@@autorlando_sportand adorable trolls! Aw look how garthsmar devours single handily that entire nest of vampires while they’re still conscious, isn’t that adorable🥰??
Valerica- "you're a fool if you think you can take Harkon on in single combat!" Me, who destroyed Alduin's physical form, slew multiple dragons, giants, and trolls, has slaughtered countless bandits and won the war for my chosen side almost single-handidly, and has armor and weapons made from the bones and scales of fallen dragons while maxed out in warrior stats and enchantments- "sure, lady. Whatever you say..."
*Sees a person with weird orangish eyes explaining why he or she just loves to roam around the night and not a "vampire" causing harm and there's nothing wrong with that* Dawnguard: Your opinion is invalid
@@Rhi25 lmao yes i wish we could burn Sybille Stentor with sun magic to prove shes undead or something, leaving a vampire so close to the jarl of solitude feels really odd.
@@commanderheavy2220 Chad dragonborn uses vampire power he was giving to free his girlfriend from a tyrant and overcomes his nature like his dragonkin parathnax
I always wanted to recreate the werewolf vs vampire lord fight from that old movie Van Helsing! But you have to shoot Harkon with Auriel's Bow and I can't do that as a werewolf... :(
Listening to Harkon monologuing like a damned Bond villain gave me a religious epiphany, convinced me to turn my life around and dedicate myself to the service of Arkay, and give myself to the cause of purging the undead where I find them.
I go with stendarr because I use a shield a lot in my playthroughs because I want to be a paladin but with out the mace and more to swords or axes from time to time and I can do more with those two then a slow mace to the face
Pure-blooded scions of Bal in the lore: Will butcher all mortals they meet, some will have sex with the carcass. Lord Harkon in Skyrim: Treats the emo poems of a Falmer as gospel, offers vampirism to a Lycanthrope.
@@Samb467 I made that carcass part up, but it's not something that seems far fetched considering some pure-blooded vampires (like the Daughters of Coldharbour) are manifested through rape with near-fatal torture.
@@OLDSACKS okay lol some vampires probably would do that just like some humans are into that now that I think about it I wonder if vampires that were created by molag bal or just have the blood / disease as mortals call it I wonder if they have imprints of his personality like the dragon blood where they feel like they have to dominate over mortals so vampires would feel the need to dominate people rape I don't think so though cuz unlike dragons some vampires just want to cure themselves or they just adjust to the new vampire lifestyle to where they need blood and they can't go out I don't think they instinctively have the dominate and rape instinct like molag bal which his realm is known for
@Morthal Guard More like the virgin blood sucker vs the chad dragon-doggy-cat-human hybrid. then use certain commands and it goes to dragon-doggy-vampire-cat-human hybrid. I know, console commands are fun ;)
@@RianKashfi i know, I'm sad at the fact I even got likes. People need to do their own research instead of believing in the word of some rando on the internet
Imagine being old and dying of a heart attack while a vampire is chilling and getting hoes with a glass of blood I mean wine 🍷 with the chicks👩❤️👨 I said wine mortals I mean cattle wait no people that's the word
@@Samb467 Average vampire: needs to drink potions and do other complex things just to get the basic benefits everybody has under the sun Average dawnguard: gets those same benefits without having to do anything
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle well as I said there are a bunch of ways to counter them there is enchantments potions and you can just use the bow I'm sure the dawnguard has abilities too but vampires can be really strong too maxed out vampire lord necromage and other vampire boost I'm not saying gameplay wise one is better than the other I play as a vampire lord because in Lore i think a vampire lord is one of the most powerful creatures and I like to make the dragonborn as strong as he can be in lore that and The Witcher 3 higher vampires made me like vampires a lot and they're pretty similar
I didn’t mean to cause the apocalypse in Skyrim, I just saw a dragon, I equiped the first arrows that I found and because that lizard was flying right in fromt of the sun, I shot there then it happened. Whoops.
You did NOT cause it yourself. Harkons plan was to kill serana in order to use ALL of her blood to fully corrupt the bow. This would have caused the sun to fully disappear forever. The dragonborn only uses corrupted arrows so the effect is WAY weaker.
There is every reason to stay with the dawnguard. You get badass crossbows, and armoured troll followers, and if you want to become a vampire lord you can still ask Seranna to give you a Iil bite. Dawngaurd for life.
The only thing about the vampire route is you get some really good rings on a side quest that benefit magic and vampire characters. Also like infinite human cattle but even so all of that isn't worth giving up the crossbow for.
@@HectorJimenez-ee9zi yes but enhanced crossbow ignores 50% of armor which is ridiculous. You can still become a vampire in the dawnguard side you just don't get the rings from the side quest.
Imagine worshipping literally the worst possible Daedric Prince and selling your daughter to said Daedric Prince, only to read some edgy self insert Snow Elf fanfic as prophecy and get killed by some random guy who arrived in Skyrim a few months ago.
Virgin Molag Bal •Demands virgin and child sacrifice •Literal god of slavery •Makes you torture α man to death just to talk to him •Followers can’t go outside for 12 hours of the day Chad Hircine •You kill 8 of his followers, just says “Damn that was fire tho” and gives you his ring •Free venison stew to go with your communion to α divine entity •The hunt is neverending •Only downside is insomnia (which you have already in real life anyway, let’s face it)
Simp Players : " But she is beautiful and she said I can trust her." Chad Isran : "A vampire wanted to bring an elder scroll to a lord of vampires and you didn't kill her?"
The first time i did this quest i tried to warn Isran, he just tells you to go anyway cause it may lead to something important, or something like that.
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial i mean, if you can get info from a defector why not use that defector? like any superpower would do right now if they had the chance
Harkon: Does absolutely nothing for millenia, gets substituted by the newbie of the clan, does not find the scroll neither the bow Chad Isran: Recruits a demigod but keeps his position as leader, has armored monkes, his guild has the coolest armor in the entire fckin game, and ends with a Vampire ally, bow and scroll. Differences my guys
I, one of the Aldmeri Dominion's finest covert Warriors will also join the Dawnguard cause, these vampires are retched abominations and like all abominations must be purged in Holy fire This time you have the fullest support of the Dominion, we will see that these vampires are destroyed
Restoration was very underwhelming as a school of magic before dawngaurd, Dawngaurd took the restoration class and turned it from a cleric to paladin. Dawngaurd also did alot of great things for melee and ranged builds that are locked behind the dawngaurd route. Honestly I never saw a benefit for a non-vampire to go down the vampire route. I mean I would argue the Dawngaurd route has the best story and characters where even Isran who you see as someone who solely hates vampires undergo development to tolerate the existence of Serana. It's a really cool line where you help the dawngaurd grow, you help them destroy the vampire lord Harkin and restore a bit of hope to skyrim. I honestly argue Israns war against vampires saved skyrim more than the Civil War. It's a side story but to me it always felt a bit more important than the main questline.
Isran should have straight up killed Serana as soon as he saw her, especially so after finding out that she's a daughter of coldharbour. Letting her live goes against purpose of the dawnguard, hell they let her stay in their head quarters. As soon as she has a falling out with the group they'll have another massive threat on their hands.
@@ElCabra91the thing is alduin is not scary enough to make it seem his quest is dangerous and the final battle with him is pretty underwhelming, and Harkon is stupid, so only miraak gives this true feeling of danger throughout his quest... until you fight him, he's laughably easy even on legendary
As someone who joined Volkihar: … i agree, Dawnguard is 100% better Rule#69: always choose the choice that is displayed as the quest/dlc’s name Dawnguard, The Black Star, etc.
Grand Soul gems are easily made and purchased. If you get the Black Star you give up a follower. I like knowing I have a network of agents out there ready to assist if called upon.
Is she even really that good? I’d rather kill her, keep the Black Star - and spare Erandur during his quest to use him. His voice is even sexier, and I’m straight
Recently did the vampire quest line for the first time. Boy howdy, it was kinda depressing. The dawn guard as a faction almost completely ceased to have any influence on the story. You never saw Isran again, even as adversary (who could have made a perfect villain with his uncompromising approaches). There was just less going on.
After completing Kindred Judgement, you can get a quest called Destroy the Dawnguard but it just involves killing all it's members. Interestingly though, you can pacify some of the vendors there and buy some of the spells that are exclusive to the Dawnguard faction if running through a wall isn't your preference
It’s conflicts like this that make me glad that Skyrim lets you make multiple characters. My main character stayed with the dawnguard and became a werewolf but I can also make a separate character to do the vampire quest
@@solidskullz5736 yeah that’s exactly what I’ve done. My main is a Nord warrior but my newer character is a sneak archer wood elf who can turn into a werewolf for the emergency close combat situations. While my Nord is all two handers who can turn into a vamp lord for the range lol I love it.
The questline sucks... Its best to avoid it now... Especially after the anniversary upgrade which introduced many types of crossbows avaiable from the start
I would rather sell my soul to a Daedra prince to get an overpowered fursuit than to sell it to another Daedra prince to be slightly more stealthy and have to sleep most of the day because the sun hurts my feelings.
Even though I hate vampires I gotta say, being a werewolf seems to be the worse option. Gotta remember that vampires live forever and not all of them have to hide from the sun
@@MONTR65 just be Human, only be werewolf to kill the hagravens in that one dungeon and cure yourself and that one old guy. Killing Hagravens in that dungeon gives you cool Doom Slayer reputation and the Guards say something special
My Main character: Beefed up Heavy armor dual axe wielding Nord that also owns werewolf powers: (Also he is high leveled blacksmith) Sees vampires: Nah man. Sees dawnguard and Upgradable crossbows: DRAGONBORN POG.
Vampires: We attacked you, killed all your loved ones and we will not apologize for this, but you must join us. Dawnguard: Yo dude wanna hunt vampires with us?
Cuz its too much of a hassle. If the player choose to become evil, bethesda literally have to make a completely new storyline just for that. New voicelines, new storyline, new characters, etc. Maybe we can expect more stuff for ES6
@@wan-.9851 Well you are right, but I really don't ask for much, Skyrim Questlines are not that long, I mean, Quests are easy to make, I'm not asking for a super detailed quest for Skyrim, more like a Civil War reskin, you fighting against the Empire and the SC. I really hope they do something like that in TES6, they are taking their god damn time to make it so. Mostly though, Bethesda solo games are always good and for the TES and Fallout games you have a ton of mods
@@wan-.9851 well you just have to replace the npc and make some of them vampires or thralls, but yeah, it would break the game for all other quests maybe
Funny how the Dawnguard lore went from protecting a single vampire nobleman during the day to destroying one of the most powerful vampire covens of the last millennia. And it only took us a week. 😎
I think they killed said vampire noble after they realised he was a vampire, which got them declared traitors to Skyrim by the Jarl of the rift (riften) at the time who was the father of said vampire noble
What would you have? Weakness to the sun and the most used element in the game for some sneak and illusion? Or Cool weapons and cool restoration spells no cost to you what so ever?
All this vampire junk reminded me of that “family” cult from fallout 3 that thinks they are vampires, I went there and did the quest to get Ian back and I was thinking “I’m gunna have to murder all these crazies aren’t I” and I’m talking to them and doing the speech checks and the whole time I’m ready for a total bloodbath and I have grenades equipped and everything but somehow I managed to get Ian to go home without murdering people, and I got the vampires to protect the nearby town in exchange for blood bags Kinda disappointed that I did so well and didn’t get to slaughter them all, their leader had a really nice sword… but he did give me the blueprint for it after the quest
Werewolf chad: only weakness is badass looking swords, looks like a manly beast Vampire loser: weak to fire, sunlight, restoration magic, looks like a disgusting inbred ablino
Played dawnguard for the first time in a while and laughed so hard at the stupid looking vampire tryhard harkon that I did the restoration loop just to kill him with a fork.
I could imagine decades down the line a group of Dawnguard members telling the story of a legendary member who stormed a castle full of powerful vampires and killed a vampire lord so ancient he predates the Empire by stabbing him in the neck with a fork. Reminds me of the John Wick pencil story
I always liked the Dawnguard. So much so that in one of my playthroughs I bum-rushed my way through Harkon’s castle and killed most of the enemies so none of the Dawnguard died.
Harkon:"Give me the bow, mortal." Me:"Ok." Harkon:"Haha, finally after all this time, I have Auriel's bow. Now, perish." Me:"No, You."(Smacks Harkon with a Dawnguard Rune Axe(Legendary) with such a high body count that it would make James A. Jeneisse reject it) Harkon:"Agh,... Serana, your own father?"(Disintegrates) Serana:"What the (bleep) just happened?!"
My first play through I did vampire way and vampire lord was kinda cool but got old fast. Next time I did dawnguard and vampire hunting in that dope armor was soooo much better
Yeah I became a vampire to see how it was, oh boy was it boring after a day. It’s annoying as hell to go weak because of the sun too. Vampire gf ain’t worth that much, and you can’t even marry her so what’s the point
one small issue: first vampire quest: go to a drug den, get high, get free telekinesis, get bloodstone chalice first dawnguard quest: go to the fucking reach and some bear cave, retrieve two people, then gain access to 9 consecutive fetch quests across the province involving clearing entire dwarven dungeons top to bottom before you can have permission to BUY or CRAFT the enhanced dwarven crossbow and exploding bolts.
Honestly I refused the gift because I was debating if I would make my new character into a vampire or not and I was thinking about let serana bite me... That was until i saw this video I gained alot of respect for the dawnguard lore. PRAISE THE SUN.
Sometimes i think, the dragonborn needs to retire he"s that exhausted, the man has helped practically everyone in skyrim and gets treated like a homeless man, no wonder he goes on hourly stealing sprees
true, which is why I am gonna go through the high king arc either before or after beating the final boss, Nazeem (True form) in the battle at the cloud district
benefits of jointing the vampires side: new place to store shit you can steal harkon’s sword if you good at pick pocketing somthin else probably, havnt played the vampire side of the dawngaurd questlinr
vampire lord: Levite walk and levitate on water has telekinesis that grabs people and animals (Darth Vader reference) summon gargoyles (two with the appropriate amulet) it becomes intangible by transforming into mist and unlike Ethereal Form you can activate it while falling fast and active healing factor while you are versatile transformation with which you can go from metamorphosis to human form and vice versa whenever you want and without waiting 5 minutes or a day has a whirlwind of bats around it that causes it to absorb the energy of opponents (and also the bats can be combined with the spells mantle of flame, frost, lightning and swirling) dawnguard: heal yourself and lose all the cool skills otherwise we won't go on with the missions and we won't take you with us.
yeah, vampire is really cool if I wasn't so into my mods(and my mod race getting ruined eyes when becoming a vampire) I'd def be staying vampire lord 24/7
"NOOOOO I BASICALLY SOLD MY BODY AND SOUL TO DARK CREATURES TO BE BADASS AND POWERFUL!" *Guy with a crossbow and sword submerged in Holy Water and stuff with a pet troll by his side* : "Lol... Lmao"
Badass Swords , Brigandines against useless little leather uniforms , a semi Great Helm , crossbows , badass spells , a more badass and beautifull castle (Virgin Frigid Lil' Island keep absolutely dilapildated vs Chad Preserved Fortress surrounded by gorgeous fauna and flora and a circle of mountains that protect it even more and make it even more beautiful) and the true desire to fight back against these parasitic and inhuman monsters who believe themselves superior despite being literal parasites who need to murder "inferiors" to substain themselves and only take and steal while providing nothing to the world . Fuck (Most) Vampire .
Vampire be like. You are weak to sun, has a form that can't pass through doors. Dawnguard be like: strongest ranged weapon in game. Dwamer crossbow (the armor piercing version) Dog follower. No downsides.
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Harkons lazy ass really didn’t leave the castle for a thousand years. It took twenty minutes to rescue serana and he procrastinated a whole millennium
He doesn't even clean the shit
I don't think he really wanted her rescued.
Gonna be real here, based on the weeks it can take me to get shit done in real life if I were immortal I'd be procrastinating for a thousand years as well
They had just started researching the Dimhollow and had no idea that Serena was there with the scroll.
@@JPIQQG bruh how do you live for a thousand years and not have the entire continent combed through? The most powerful clan of vampires, can literally influence the jarls and lords to employ their armies in search for Serana
restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Colette Marence: "You consider Restoration a valid school of magic, worthy of study, don't you? Don't you?"
I don’t care what ya say I have great respect for restoration the amount of times healing hands or fast heal has saved my life when I run out of potions
@@Gucci-Provolene I feel sorry for my potion sometimes I even sell them because I frequently use healing spells and I always almost max out the restoration tree.
‘I have a lot of respect for the restoration school. Skyrim could use more healers.’
@@AzureRenji potions are still a nice backup when you can't use a healing spell in time
Imagine getting destroyed by a dead organization that formed like a week after you became active again for the first time in like a 1000 years
and imagen trying to form a vampire hunting club just for that one person who never came back to have joined and conquered the clan from the inside, found the holy bow and coming for your grumpy asses sooner or later
@@yep1486 go outside, oh wait, that's right, you can't
@@yep1486sounds like vampire issues to me bud.
@@yep1486vampire goof 🫵
@@yep1486that's some sunlightless behaviour, my friend. I am sorry for your sorrow of your inability to be cherished by the warmth embrace of the sun.
Vampires: We have gargoyles, mythological beasts of darkness that serve us.
Dawnguard: *We have monkes with armor.*
and we have adorable huskies
and we have crossbows. ❤
and we don't have to succ on people's meat to stay alive
Armored Trolls: Me smash, You die
@@autorlando_sportand adorable trolls! Aw look how garthsmar devours single handily that entire nest of vampires while they’re still conscious, isn’t that adorable🥰??
"I'm already powerful enough to kill 5 dragons at once, I don't need your weakness of the sun added to my badassery"
Valerica- "you're a fool if you think you can take Harkon on in single combat!"
Me, who destroyed Alduin's physical form, slew multiple dragons, giants, and trolls, has slaughtered countless bandits and won the war for my chosen side almost single-handidly, and has armor and weapons made from the bones and scales of fallen dragons while maxed out in warrior stats and enchantments- "sure, lady. Whatever you say..."
l kill 100 dragons at once
1 dragon equals 1 power swing from dual weilded stalhrim axes
@@ladygrey7425 Me who killed the fucking troll on the way to high hrothgar
@@DJFreshJuice jesus Christ
Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh, who am I kidding? Of course you don't.
No lollygaggin'.
Wait, I know you.
@@cinirice6606 you’re making a mistake
Dawnguard plot in a nutshell:
Vampire detected,
Opinion rejected.
*Sees a person with weird orangish eyes explaining why he or she just loves to roam around the night and not a "vampire" causing harm and there's nothing wrong with that*
Dawnguard: Your opinion is invalid
@@Rhi25 lmao yes
i wish we could burn Sybille Stentor with sun magic to prove shes undead or something, leaving a vampire so close to the jarl of solitude feels really odd.
mirin nwah
more like "Existence rejected"
Crossbow bolt ejected 🤣
Vampires: We have a half-baked perk tree with some useless spells that need mods to really be worth it.
Dawnguard: C R O S S B O W
Dawnguard after the Anniversary Edition comes out (with all CC content):
H I G H - T I E R C R O S S B O W S
Haha I’m medieval Daryl
Actually, the vampire grip is pretty fun.
@@Garreth_of_Lordran still useless
@@Garreth_of_Lordran а нахрена я тебе на английском ответил?
The virgin sacrifice daughter's innocence for power vs The chad Divine blessing
Yeah but as a vampire harkon is still the enemy so.....
Also: chad Dragonborn picks up vampire chicks to make them human. XD
@@commanderheavy2220 Chad dragonborn uses vampire power he was giving to free his girlfriend from a tyrant and overcomes his nature like his dragonkin parathnax
He’s basically all cocky because he let Molag clap his daughter’s cheeks, he’s living that Cuck life.
Aedric is always better than deadric 💯🗣🗣
Imagine selling your soul to a deadra so you can drink human blood lolz
but what about being a follower of namira and getting a cannibal waifu.
10/10
@@solraclenoroc2719 no.
@@solraclenoroc2719 Selling your soul to be a simp? Nah
It's not like I got a better way to sell my soul tho
@@veloce862 get some aka in your life bruh
Imagine not being able to recover stamina while outside in daytime
Laughs in Auriel's bow
Imagine being afraid of a fire dragon
Bruh
@@dragonslayerornstein2361 dark elves am I a joke to you
@@dragonslayerornstein2361 imagine taking damage from dragonfire, ward-gang!
Imagine thinking you need MoLame Balls to help you when you're a literal Dragonborn 😂😂😂
Took a thousand years for Harkon to *attempt* to kill the sun, took the Dawngaurd five minutes to eradicate every Vampire in Volkihar. 💪
correction: it took YOU five minutes
the others didn't do shit
Same that the others side too
@@yep1486speak for yourself, in my playthroughs Isran rushed every vampire solo
@@yep1486 speak for yourself, in my playthrough agmaer and like 4 other dawnguards got themselves killed
@@yep1486WE are the Dawnguard 😂
I made it a point to kill Harkon as a Werewolf just because he called me filth.
I always wanted to recreate the werewolf vs vampire lord fight from that old movie Van Helsing! But you have to shoot Harkon with Auriel's Bow and I can't do that as a werewolf... :(
@@GeorgeThoughts he only heals himself a certain amount of times. You don't need the bow to kill him.
A Van Helsing moment
@@GeorgeThoughts actually there is a glitch where can in fact do that.
I did that too. it turns out its a really effective way to kill him
Rushing with the whole squad of dawnguard and slaughtering every vampire in castle volkihar was the best experience i had in skyrim
Love your profile pic man
@@jaytheblue8602 thanks
i wait until i get dawnbreaker before i start dawnguard, its just the perfect vampire killing sword
Same honestly
@@Cooltraxx77 Cast Meridias light on those leeches
Valerica: "If you think you can kill Harkon, you're a bigger fool than I originally thought"
Me with my overenchanted wooden sword: *observe*
"I literally kill dragons and eat their souls on weekly basis"
through the heart
Listening to Harkon monologuing like a damned Bond villain gave me a religious epiphany, convinced me to turn my life around and dedicate myself to the service of Arkay, and give myself to the cause of purging the undead where I find them.
Arkay, Meridia, it's all good
@@felynecomrade Meridia is a self serving daedra who doesnt care about humans
My character who I fully like to believe is just akatosh in human form: yes go arkay
I go with stendarr because I use a shield a lot in my playthroughs because I want to be a paladin but with out the mace and more to swords or axes from time to time and I can do more with those two then a slow mace to the face
Im-mor-tal-i-ty.
Restoration magic before Dawnguard: Healing is pretty good ig
Restoration magic after Dawnguard: THE POWER OF THE SUN IN THE PALM OF MY HAND
I see what you did there...
How did he get the perk tree in the video? Mine just has healing. Does the perk tree change after completing the quest line?
@@savinojaquez I believe the perk tree showcased in the video is from a mod, although I don't know which one
Wards an turn undead : bruh
@@grumpydoodle8455 maybe its ordinator
"if they won't come to the sun the sun will come to them"
- Me on my Caster build focused 60-70% on Flame Magicka
You gave me a new playthrough idea. Thank you.
And what are the other 30%-40% ?
@@methmoth2558 mostly conjuration, some restoration, and a partially other magickas
Praise the Sun!
I did a Khajiit that drink Skooma and punch vampires cause I quote:
" May my claws guide you to warming sands "
Literally have never sided with the vampires once. Imagine selling your soul to be allergic to the sun.
The vampire storyline is actually fun. Both sides are good.
you also sell your soul to the ted bundi of daedric princes
Literally sided with Dawnguard only in one playthrough out of six
(I couldn't read in English and skipped all the dialogues)
Imagine selling your soul to be allergic to garlic
It’s good for niche builds like illusion assassins! But yeah past that it’s ass
"Fuck vampires" I tried bro, but she doesn't want me.
Hope you got 500 gold in ypur pocket if you are still trying to get "your blood sucked" by a vampire
Best part about Dawnguard: them adorable doggies
Can never go wrong with huskies.
What's that boy? Wanna go kill some vampires?
Literally every playthrough I get a dog, become a werewolf and go rip some vamps apart. Never gets old
@@andrewcrowley6331 never baby!
@@danialshamshuddin hell yeah I love my Siberian!
Pure-blooded scions of Bal in the lore: Will butcher all mortals they meet, some will have sex with the carcass.
Lord Harkon in Skyrim: Treats the emo poems of a Falmer as gospel, offers vampirism to a Lycanthrope.
My warrior werebeast build with no magicka investment:
“B r u h.”
Werewolf’s weakness: Silver blade
Vampire’s weakness: a nice day
Do they really do that with the carcass in lore dafuk
@@Samb467 I made that carcass part up, but it's not something that seems far fetched considering some pure-blooded vampires (like the Daughters of Coldharbour) are manifested through rape with near-fatal torture.
@@OLDSACKS okay lol some vampires probably would do that just like some humans are into that now that I think about it I wonder if vampires that were created by molag bal or just have the blood / disease as mortals call it I wonder if they have imprints of his personality like the dragon blood where they feel like they have to dominate over mortals so vampires would feel the need to dominate people rape I don't think so though cuz unlike dragons some vampires just want to cure themselves or they just adjust to the new vampire lifestyle to where they need blood and they can't go out I don't think they instinctively have the dominate and rape instinct like molag bal which his realm is known for
Dawnguard lore: Fuck vampires
That's so based it set me into a coughing fit after laughing so much
Harkon: [Turns into a vampire lord]
Dovakin: That’s cool and all but can you do this! [Dragon Aspect].
@Morthal Guard More like the virgin blood sucker vs the chad dragon-doggy-cat-human hybrid.
then use certain commands and it goes to dragon-doggy-vampire-cat-human hybrid.
I know, console commands are fun ;)
MUL QAH DIIV
Harkon is whining about how powerful he is but all the Dragonborn has to do is speak three words and Harkon will be instantly cremated
before kratos isran had the badass voice to say "boi"
Same VO
@@henrycrabs3497 Oooooohhhh For realz?!
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 yea :)
@@henrycrabs3497 That's cap. James Lewis is Isran's VA and Christopher Judge is Kratos's VA.
@@RianKashfi i know, I'm sad at the fact I even got likes. People need to do their own research instead of believing in the word of some rando on the internet
Imagine thinking you need some magic prophecy shit because it's bright outside lmao
Imagine being old and dying of a heart attack while a vampire is chilling and getting hoes with a glass of blood I mean wine 🍷 with the chicks👩❤️👨 I said wine mortals I mean cattle wait no people that's the word
@@Samb467 imagine not being able to regen health/magicka/stamina in daylight lol
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle imagine having a bunch of alternate ways to counter that
@@Samb467 Average vampire: needs to drink potions and do other complex things just to get the basic benefits everybody has under the sun
Average dawnguard: gets those same benefits without having to do anything
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle well as I said there are a bunch of ways to counter them there is enchantments potions and you can just use the bow I'm sure the dawnguard has abilities too but vampires can be really strong too maxed out vampire lord necromage and other vampire boost I'm not saying gameplay wise one is better than the other I play as a vampire lord because in Lore i think a vampire lord is one of the most powerful creatures and I like to make the dragonborn as strong as he can be in lore that and The Witcher 3 higher vampires made me like vampires a lot and they're pretty similar
Biggest chad move is to do a whole questline to prevent the blotting out of the sun, just to do it yourself.
I didn’t mean to cause the apocalypse in Skyrim, I just saw a dragon, I equiped the first arrows that I found and because that lizard was flying right in fromt of the sun, I shot there then it happened. Whoops.
You did NOT cause it yourself. Harkons plan was to kill serana in order to use ALL of her blood to fully corrupt the bow. This would have caused the sun to fully disappear forever. The dragonborn only uses corrupted arrows so the effect is WAY weaker.
@@davidcarreira1453🎶 There goes the sun doo doo doo doo there goes the sun when I shoot, it's gone red, it's gone red 🎶
Vampires: can't stay in sunlight=can't touch grass=betas
Dawnguards: bathe in sunlight=strong bones and healthy body=alphas
There is every reason to stay with the dawnguard. You get badass crossbows, and armoured troll followers, and if you want to become a vampire lord you can still ask Seranna to give you a Iil bite. Dawngaurd for life.
Not just crossbows, but one of the most powerful ranged weapons in the game
And two doggo followers
The only thing about the vampire route is you get some really good rings on a side quest that benefit magic and vampire characters. Also like infinite human cattle but even so all of that isn't worth giving up the crossbow for.
@@Azure_fae as primarily a mage player the vampiric bonuses are just too damn good pass up.
@@HectorJimenez-ee9zi yes but enhanced crossbow ignores 50% of armor which is ridiculous. You can still become a vampire in the dawnguard side you just don't get the rings from the side quest.
By Sithis, those are some spicy beats.
Imagine worshipping literally the worst possible Daedric Prince and selling your daughter to said Daedric Prince, only to read some edgy self insert Snow Elf fanfic as prophecy and get killed by some random guy who arrived in Skyrim a few months ago.
Virgin Molag Bal
•Demands virgin and child sacrifice
•Literal god of slavery
•Makes you torture α man to death just to talk to him
•Followers can’t go outside for 12 hours of the day
Chad Hircine
•You kill 8 of his followers, just says “Damn that was fire tho” and gives you his ring
•Free venison stew to go with your communion to α divine entity
•The hunt is neverending
•Only downside is insomnia (which you have already in real life anyway, let’s face it)
Harkon: do you want to be a sheep or a Wolf
Me killing any blood-sucker in his castle: I choose the shepard
Me, Harbinger of the Companions: “Did you mean that literally or metaphorically?”
@@A1phaWolf150Ah I get it! Because they’re dogs! Wait, what are they doing?
Simp Players : " But she is beautiful and she said I can trust her."
Chad Isran : "A vampire wanted to bring an elder scroll to a lord of vampires and you didn't kill her?"
The first time i did this quest i tried to warn Isran, he just tells you to go anyway cause it may lead to something important, or something like that.
oh believe me I tried, I crossbowed that bitch the moment she got out of the coffin but bethesda plot armour strikes again
that was my issues too, first Mission of the "fuck vampires" faction was saving a vampire 💀
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial i mean, if you can get info from a defector why not use that defector? like any superpower would do right now if they had the chance
These damn simps really turned themselves into vampires just to try and stick their floppy dead wiener inside of her
Based and Dawnguard pilled
Imagine making a pro dawnguard meme and not even fucking mentioning it is the only faction in skyrim with crossbows
I commited the mistake of joining the vampires and procceded to suffer a lack of bolts because of that
Harkon: Does absolutely nothing for millenia, gets substituted by the newbie of the clan, does not find the scroll neither the bow
Chad Isran: Recruits a demigod but keeps his position as leader, has armored monkes, his guild has the coolest armor in the entire fckin game, and ends with a Vampire ally, bow and scroll.
Differences my guys
Don’t forget the Dawnguard’s huskies
@@marielenapotts848 Gud doggos
Coolest armor 😂😂, also who cares about the trolls
True diversity and inclusion man.
@@filippomonaco2303 average vampire fan. pretends trolls aren't better then their entire faction and race
Never have I once picked those god damn Vampires. The Enclave always backs the Dawnguard!
As does God himself, because we can’t expect him to do all the work
This thread is beautiful
Based
I, one of the Aldmeri Dominion's finest covert Warriors will also join the Dawnguard cause, these vampires are retched abominations and like all abominations must be purged in Holy fire
This time you have the fullest support of the Dominion, we will see that these vampires are destroyed
Imagine dawnguard with custom enclave power armor
This is gold
Ayo Br0lg
>Becomes vampire
>Don't touch grass
>Fear the sun
>Smell like blood and shit because you don't wash up
>Stay locked up in your castle
Restoration was very underwhelming as a school of magic before dawngaurd, Dawngaurd took the restoration class and turned it from a cleric to paladin. Dawngaurd also did alot of great things for melee and ranged builds that are locked behind the dawngaurd route. Honestly I never saw a benefit for a non-vampire to go down the vampire route. I mean I would argue the Dawngaurd route has the best story and characters where even Isran who you see as someone who solely hates vampires undergo development to tolerate the existence of Serana. It's a really cool line where you help the dawngaurd grow, you help them destroy the vampire lord Harkin and restore a bit of hope to skyrim. I honestly argue Israns war against vampires saved skyrim more than the Civil War. It's a side story but to me it always felt a bit more important than the main questline.
"more important than the main questline"
Sure the civil war is pretty lame but did you forget about Alduin - The motha fuckin world eater?
@@superibay2965
Don't forget the return of Miraak, the fallen Dragonborn.
I think it's the least dangerous of all the three main quests, Alduin been first, then Miraak and finally Harkon
Isran should have straight up killed Serana as soon as he saw her, especially so after finding out that she's a daughter of coldharbour. Letting her live goes against purpose of the dawnguard, hell they let her stay in their head quarters. As soon as she has a falling out with the group they'll have another massive threat on their hands.
@@ElCabra91the thing is alduin is not scary enough to make it seem his quest is dangerous and the final battle with him is pretty underwhelming, and Harkon is stupid, so only miraak gives this true feeling of danger throughout his quest... until you fight him, he's laughably easy even on legendary
As someone who joined Volkihar: … i agree, Dawnguard is 100% better
Rule#69: always choose the choice that is displayed as the quest/dlc’s name
Dawnguard, The Black Star, etc.
Id rather have a sexy voiced Dark Elf follower.
@@kineticpen8920 i'd rather have a sexy enchanted greatsword
Grand Soul gems are easily made and purchased. If you get the Black Star you give up a follower. I like knowing I have a network of agents out there ready to assist if called upon.
@@kineticpen8920
Soul trap her in the Black Star in front of Azura
10/10 pro gamer move
Is she even really that good? I’d rather kill her, keep the Black Star - and spare Erandur during his quest to use him. His voice is even sexier, and I’m straight
Chad Isran
Virgin Harkon
I have a lot of respect for the Restoration School. Skyrim could use more healers.
I remember when Harkon talked shit about me being a werewolf I knew instantly that I would have to kill him as a werewolf
Recently did the vampire quest line for the first time.
Boy howdy, it was kinda depressing. The dawn guard as a faction almost completely ceased to have any influence on the story. You never saw Isran again, even as adversary (who could have made a perfect villain with his uncompromising approaches). There was just less going on.
After completing Kindred Judgement, you can get a quest called Destroy the Dawnguard but it just involves killing all it's members. Interestingly though, you can pacify some of the vendors there and buy some of the spells that are exclusive to the Dawnguard faction if running through a wall isn't your preference
It’s conflicts like this that make me glad that Skyrim lets you make multiple characters. My main character stayed with the dawnguard and became a werewolf but I can also make a separate character to do the vampire quest
@@solidskullz5736 yeah that’s exactly what I’ve done. My main is a Nord warrior but my newer character is a sneak archer wood elf who can turn into a werewolf for the emergency close combat situations. While my Nord is all two handers who can turn into a vamp lord for the range lol I love it.
The questline sucks... Its best to avoid it now... Especially after the anniversary upgrade which introduced many types of crossbows avaiable from the start
Immortality is worth it, though.
Average vampire lord fan vs Average Werewolf Enjoyer
"At least we don't sparkle!"
Werewolf weakness: Silver blade
Vampire weakness: A nice day.
@@sercravenmohead3631 Vampires are weak to a silver blade as well LOL least vampires don't die of old age and poison
@@Samb467 they die of everything
Virgin vampire and werewolf vs chad nord
Harkon: "Give me Auriel's Bow and I'll let you live."
Me, with Sunhallowed Arrows: "🎵Now you can eat sunlight!🎵"
🎵taste the S U N🎵
I chose the Dawnguard for the drip alone, they have the coolest helmets in the game.
I literally choked the second I saw Molag Ballin
Why does the perk sound effect sound exactly like the vine boom
someone should make a mod that does that
most accurate thing is this video is the fumbling while trying to navigate the maze of a perk system skyrim has
I would rather sell my soul to a Daedra prince to get an overpowered fursuit than to sell it to another Daedra prince to be slightly more stealthy and have to sleep most of the day because the sun hurts my feelings.
Even though I hate vampires I gotta say, being a werewolf seems to be the worse option. Gotta remember that vampires live forever and not all of them have to hide from the sun
@@MONTR65 just be Human, only be werewolf to kill the hagravens in that one dungeon and cure yourself and that one old guy.
Killing Hagravens in that dungeon gives you cool Doom Slayer reputation and the Guards say something special
Moonlight is basically Sunlight reflecting of the Moon so that should hurt them as well
@@MONTR65immortality isn’t necessarily a good thing
@@bill2908 yeah but you can still die or cure yourself. Its not permanent
Lmao the first 14 seconds is gold.
My Main character:
Beefed up Heavy armor dual axe wielding Nord that also owns werewolf powers:
(Also he is high leveled blacksmith)
Sees vampires: Nah man.
Sees dawnguard and Upgradable crossbows:
DRAGONBORN POG.
Happy nord noises
Vampires: We attacked you, killed all your loved ones and we will not apologize for this, but you must join us. Dawnguard: Yo dude wanna hunt vampires with us?
I wish this quest had a proper second evil ending where you take Harkon's place and try to take over Skyrim, the same with the Dragonborn DLC
Yeah, really there are no reason why I shouldn't be able to rule over Skyrim or all Tamriel. Even the Aldmeri wouldn't be able to stop me.
Cuz its too much of a hassle. If the player choose to become evil, bethesda literally have to make a completely new storyline just for that. New voicelines, new storyline, new characters, etc. Maybe we can expect more stuff for ES6
@@wan-.9851 Well you are right, but I really don't ask for much, Skyrim Questlines are not that long, I mean, Quests are easy to make, I'm not asking for a super detailed quest for Skyrim, more like a Civil War reskin, you fighting against the Empire and the SC. I really hope they do something like that in TES6, they are taking their god damn time to make it so. Mostly though, Bethesda solo games are always good and for the TES and Fallout games you have a ton of mods
@@guillermokleisinger5548 yeah standalone quest are easy to make but a quest that affect the whole skyrim definitely is not easy to make.
@@wan-.9851 well you just have to replace the npc and make some of them vampires or thralls, but yeah, it would break the game for all other quests maybe
Dawnguard all the way to storm the Castle.
I reverse pickpocket the Dawnguard members with Legendary and double enchanced ebony weapons for sure win.
Any faction that despises the sun is automatically lame
Warriors of sunlight enjoyers
@@ripvanwinkle9935 Sunbros
\[T]/
Funny, vampire fans are scarred of sunlight irl
@@wackonaut speaking from experience?
Virgin: I want to be powerful
Chad: I want to protect the innocent
Funny how the Dawnguard lore went from protecting a single vampire nobleman during the day to destroying one of the most powerful vampire covens of the last millennia. And it only took us a week. 😎
I think they killed said vampire noble after they realised he was a vampire, which got them declared traitors to Skyrim by the Jarl of the rift (riften) at the time who was the father of said vampire noble
What would you have?
Weakness to the sun and the most used element in the game for some sneak and illusion?
Or
Cool weapons and cool restoration spells no cost to you what so ever?
Yeah exactly, sure those vampire form is cool and all but all of those weapon and shiny armor is just too alluring for me.
Plus huskys and trolls. Vampires are so weak
@@AudioJeep OH SHIT THE HUSKIES! I FORGOT ABOUT THE GOOD BOIS.
All this vampire junk reminded me of that “family” cult from fallout 3 that thinks they are vampires, I went there and did the quest to get Ian back and I was thinking “I’m gunna have to murder all these crazies aren’t I” and I’m talking to them and doing the speech checks and the whole time I’m ready for a total bloodbath and I have grenades equipped and everything but somehow I managed to get Ian to go home without murdering people, and I got the vampires to protect the nearby town in exchange for blood bags
Kinda disappointed that I did so well and didn’t get to slaughter them all, their leader had a really nice sword… but he did give me the blueprint for it after the quest
Me does deadric quest
The ten other deadric princes arguing over who get my soul when i die:
What quest is that
@@liamdarby6631all of them
Werewolf chad: only weakness is badass looking swords, looks like a manly beast
Vampire loser: weak to fire, sunlight, restoration magic, looks like a disgusting inbred ablino
and lesser vampire servants just laze around
So rather furry or emo, nah I'm human and enjoy the Cloud District
Never regretted my choice in refusing to become a vampire
Played dawnguard for the first time in a while and laughed so hard at the stupid looking vampire tryhard harkon that I did the restoration loop just to kill him with a fork.
I could imagine decades down the line a group of Dawnguard members telling the story of a legendary member who stormed a castle full of powerful vampires and killed a vampire lord so ancient he predates the Empire by stabbing him in the neck with a fork. Reminds me of the John Wick pencil story
Always singing, always ringing
all the "gifts" that vampires have and yet they still die from a crossbow,
Dawnguard: I have a Gun!
Crusading Castle Volkihar was the most dope thing in Skyrim.
It felt satisfying shouting Battle Fury whilst charging towards the Volkihar Castle.
It simple really.
Vampires:
Cringe goth dresses
Ugly and weak transformation.
Dawnguard:
Crossbows
Cool armor
Armored trolls
Harkon calls me prey.
“Tough talk for an alchemy component.”
Still considering to join the downguard. This hepled a lot to prove a point
Any word on who stole my sweet role yet I reported that crime like 10 years ago.
It was me
i ate the sweet roll
Bald guys with epic beard will always defeat old demigods
They’re just so badass right?
I always liked the Dawnguard. So much so that in one of my playthroughs I bum-rushed my way through Harkon’s castle and killed most of the enemies so none of the Dawnguard died.
Chad strategy right there my dude
Harkon:"Give me the bow, mortal."
Me:"Ok."
Harkon:"Haha, finally after all this time, I have Auriel's bow. Now, perish."
Me:"No, You."(Smacks Harkon with a Dawnguard Rune Axe(Legendary) with such a high body count that it would make James A. Jeneisse reject it)
Harkon:"Agh,... Serana, your own father?"(Disintegrates)
Serana:"What the (bleep) just happened?!"
This is perfect.
Yoooo the Dead Meat reference! this comment is gold.
F.Y.I.
I call my Dawnguard Rune Axe, "Sunny D,"
because it unleashes the power of the Sun.
Harkon's logic
Im about to betray someone who's able to do things in a few days/weeks that I cant do in a thousand years.
My last fight against the Daddy Issues Factory that is Lord Harkon was perfectly synced up to "Fire and Forgive" by Powerwolf.
Meanwhile me killing Harkon with the mace of Molag Bal
ain't that ironic 🤣🤣
We do a little bit of trolling.
Sheogorath approves.
I am fully convinced to join the side of the Chad Dawnguards
vampires - weak to sunlight, constantly need to feed
werewolves - can run faster, have massive strength, and has no downsides
You forgot “extremely vulnerable to fire”
Yall forgot human : no weakness
My first play through I did vampire way and vampire lord was kinda cool but got old fast. Next time I did dawnguard and vampire hunting in that dope armor was soooo much better
Glad you found your way back to the path of righteousness.
Yeah I became a vampire to see how it was, oh boy was it boring after a day. It’s annoying as hell to go weak because of the sun too. Vampire gf ain’t worth that much, and you can’t even marry her so what’s the point
@@2kmichaeljordan438 once you beat dawnguarf serana becomes another dull companion
@@2kmichaeljordan438 the politics of Harkon's court were too much for me. I prefer the oddball yet spriteful team of dawnguard.
Dope armor? 😂😂
I love hircine, so i usually take dawnguard being a werewolf
one small issue:
first vampire quest: go to a drug den, get high, get free telekinesis, get bloodstone chalice
first dawnguard quest: go to the fucking reach and some bear cave, retrieve two people, then gain access to 9 consecutive fetch quests across the province involving clearing entire dwarven dungeons top to bottom before you can have permission to BUY or CRAFT the enhanced dwarven crossbow and exploding bolts.
Honestly I refused the gift because I was debating if I would make my new character into a vampire or not and I was thinking about let serana bite me... That was until i saw this video I gained alot of respect for the dawnguard lore. PRAISE THE SUN.
I'll be an assassin in shining armor they won't see me coming cause if they do they will be blind.
0:20 I'm simple man, i see dawnguard lore, i join.
When the random you play with have the same sense of humor
"Isran is gonna like you"
Sometimes i think, the dragonborn needs to retire he"s that exhausted, the man has helped practically everyone in skyrim and gets treated like a homeless man, no wonder he goes on hourly stealing sprees
true, which is why I am gonna go through the high king arc either before or after beating the final boss, Nazeem (True form) in the battle at the cloud district
@@yep1486 Do you get to the Cloud District very often ? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
Werewolves and Dawnguard for life!
fo' real 🐺🌕🛡️🌞💪🏼😏
That moment when vampires make better use of the restoration skill tree than the dawnguard
*WE REMEMBER*
*IN HEARTHFIRE*
*WHEN THE NEW DAWNGUARD ARRIVED!*
How did you get your power?
Harkon's Vampires: We s*ck the Molag balls.
Dawnguard: We take It with violence.
The guy who choose just to chill as a Dragonborn:*inner peace*
benefits of jointing the vampires side:
new place to store shit
you can steal harkon’s sword if you good at pick pocketing
somthin else probably, havnt played the vampire side of the dawngaurd questlinr
Finally, a fellow intellectual
vampire lord:
Levite
walk and levitate on water
has telekinesis that grabs people and animals (Darth Vader reference)
summon gargoyles (two with the appropriate amulet)
it becomes intangible by transforming into mist and unlike Ethereal Form you can activate it while falling
fast and active healing factor while you are versatile transformation with which
you can go from metamorphosis to human form and vice versa whenever you want and without waiting 5 minutes or a day
has a whirlwind of bats around it that causes it to absorb the energy of opponents (and also the bats can be combined with the spells mantle of flame, frost, lightning and swirling)
dawnguard:
heal yourself and lose all the cool skills otherwise we won't go on with the missions and we won't take you with us.
yeah, vampire is really cool
if I wasn't so into my mods(and my mod race getting ruined eyes when becoming a vampire) I'd def be staying vampire lord 24/7
Vampire fan vs werewolf enjoyer
definitely, Werewolf gang 4 lyfe bro 🐺🌕🤙🏼
"NOOOOO I BASICALLY SOLD MY BODY AND SOUL TO DARK CREATURES TO BE BADASS AND POWERFUL!"
*Guy with a crossbow and sword submerged in Holy Water and stuff with a pet troll by his side* : "Lol... Lmao"
Badass Swords , Brigandines against useless little leather uniforms , a semi Great Helm , crossbows , badass spells , a more badass and beautifull castle (Virgin Frigid Lil' Island keep absolutely dilapildated vs Chad Preserved Fortress surrounded by gorgeous fauna and flora and a circle of mountains that protect it even more and make it even more beautiful) and the true desire to fight back against these parasitic and inhuman monsters who believe themselves superior despite being literal parasites who need to murder "inferiors" to substain themselves and only take and steal while providing nothing to the world .
Fuck (Most) Vampire .
Except serana, we dont hate serana
@@sungokong8540
Obviously , she is kind , humble , witty , lovable , intelligent , caring and strong .There are Vampires and Vampires .
@@oolooo My Man 🤝
*joins dawngard* : “I don’t need a simp icon like you huehagahaha”
All swords and armors in skyrim are bad, nothing badass about those swords
harkon: _nooo you can't not be cattle for us!_
Chadborn: *haha thu'um go YOL TOOR SHUL*
Vampire be like. You are weak to sun, has a form that can't pass through doors. Dawnguard be like: strongest ranged weapon in game. Dwamer crossbow (the armor piercing version) Dog follower. No downsides.