Skyrim Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

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    This was inspired by the Fallout 4 version that was made by Pursuit, so go check that video out as well.
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  • @CJMattis
    @CJMattis  Місяць тому +193

    PART 2 Is finally out now 🥳
    ua-cam.com/video/-SgoLjVZIE0/v-deo.htmlsi=p6zZq-hvKu_kK5rz

    • @ezpz4659
      @ezpz4659 Місяць тому +2

      coming back again to watch after watching part 2. im addicted

    • @Ging-Freecs
      @Ging-Freecs 29 днів тому +1

      Is that necessarily a positive? The fact there is material for more brain rot, enough for a whole another video is a bad thing.

    • @SirBvgzington
      @SirBvgzington 27 днів тому

      Would you be offended by a reaction? Launching a channel and thought this would be perfect

    • @beginnereasy
      @beginnereasy 24 дні тому

      Why

    • @ItsOutlander
      @ItsOutlander 23 дні тому

      Chat, any chances Skibilivion happens?

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 2 місяці тому +10900

    Imagine waking up from a Coma and hearing people talk like this

    • @AllGirlsCollege
      @AllGirlsCollege 2 місяці тому +101

      we talk like this all the time lol 😂

    • @Lionerith
      @Lionerith 2 місяці тому +663

      Going right back into Coma please

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 2 місяці тому +381

      @@AllGirlsCollege literal brainrot

    • @tylera86
      @tylera86 2 місяці тому +240

      That’s sorta the plot to Idiocracy

    • @michelg3811
      @michelg3811 2 місяці тому +108

      In all honesty “yapping” has been used for a long time. So at least that would be familiar

  • @peterduprey7286
    @peterduprey7286 3 місяці тому +27666

    I’m disappointed in myself. Not because I didn’t understand this video, but because I did.

    • @cityhunter6969
      @cityhunter6969 3 місяці тому +757

      God bless I didn’t

    • @R3bel02
      @R3bel02 3 місяці тому +115

      fax

    • @triciablouin2776
      @triciablouin2776 3 місяці тому +445

      Same, its so cringe I legit died and turned into a skull 💀

    • @defaultthedude
      @defaultthedude 3 місяці тому +14

      Me too.

    • @MattCWD
      @MattCWD 3 місяці тому +121

      Right there with you rizzler.

  • @sarkath77
    @sarkath77 3 місяці тому +20358

    When Alduin lands, General Tulius should shout "Chat, is this real?"

    • @MattHatter360
      @MattHatter360 2 місяці тому +1002

      Read this with xqc's voice, is it too late for me?

    • @milk_expanse
      @milk_expanse 2 місяці тому +632

      ​@@MattHatter360 bro is cooked💀💀💀

    • @cheesehead8952
      @cheesehead8952 2 місяці тому +436

      @@MattHatter360 Then it would be more like ""C-c-c-chatisthisehrealeh-h?"

    • @turkeykent3719
      @turkeykent3719 2 місяці тому +19

      @@MattHatter360yes

    • @SpliffQuest
      @SpliffQuest 2 місяці тому +91

      Alduin: * lands *
      Tullius: ".............Cheeto."

  • @PowerPuffBoysZ
    @PowerPuffBoysZ Місяць тому +904

    I took psychic damage from this

    • @beginnereasy
      @beginnereasy 24 дні тому +2

      Reminds me of chasing my cats under the bed and shaking it up and down

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 19 днів тому +7

      You should up your psychic resistance ;-)

  • @rence234
    @rence234 2 місяці тому +3625

    "which is better? To be born sigma? Or to overcome your cringe nature through great grinding"

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 місяці тому +159

      "The Kell, the Edging Scroll..."

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 місяці тому +95

      @@Flesh_Wizard ''The Kek, the Edging Scroll...''

    • @dbxvhero9006
      @dbxvhero9006 2 місяці тому +70

      Thank you, Partysnacks. Very cool.

    • @paloim
      @paloim 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TheStraightestWhitestI wish alphoids knew what kek was

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 місяці тому

      Honestly I want that on a shirt

  • @chrisbaldbudgie8623
    @chrisbaldbudgie8623 2 місяці тому +8164

    "End of the grind" is the best phrase for Death I've ever heard.

    • @whathappend3885
      @whathappend3885 2 місяці тому +414

      I felt that shit

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 2 місяці тому +268

      ​@@whathappend3885 Fr man, based.

    • @martinholt7229
      @martinholt7229 2 місяці тому +199

      On gods

    • @laurafrakinroslin
      @laurafrakinroslin 2 місяці тому +77

      Makes me even angrier at ‘unalive’

    • @SolDizZo
      @SolDizZo 2 місяці тому +13

      Tobuscus just put out a song about this "no cap"
      called "Don't Unalive Yourself"

  • @ashkrum5001
    @ashkrum5001 3 місяці тому +16368

    My father has been paralyzed for the last 12 years but when, i played this he walked to the window and jumped out of it

  • @KingOfAristonia
    @KingOfAristonia 24 дні тому +288

    "I used to be a sigma like you fr, then I took a ratio to the knee."

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 дні тому +5

      It's like when parents want to troll their kids and they use kids slang incorrectly on purpose

  • @geeshta
    @geeshta 2 місяці тому +1058

    This is so well done and so creative. A lot of "brainrot" memes just randomly replace words with "gyatt" and "rizz" without any thought or care. This is a masterpiece.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 місяці тому +70

      like a lecture in linguistics

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 дні тому

      ​@@512TheWolf512 like a rizz in gyat

  • @BillBrothersHeatingandAir
    @BillBrothersHeatingandAir 3 місяці тому +30848

    “A rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio” needs to go one someone’s tombstone. Not mine, but someone’s.

    • @Xorberax
      @Xorberax 3 місяці тому +150

      @@BillBrothersHeatingandAir 💀😂

    • @nogum9763
      @nogum9763 3 місяці тому +937

      that line belongs on a shirt

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 3 місяці тому +297

      That one wrecked me

    • @tozpeak
      @tozpeak 3 місяці тому +94

      Huh, I may finally change my tg status after all these years.

    • @aethyr9799
      @aethyr9799 3 місяці тому

      Coward

  • @KT-vg3nc
    @KT-vg3nc 2 місяці тому +6277

    Calling the beheader the throat goat was fucking genius

    • @LEMONS884
      @LEMONS884 2 місяці тому +117

      I was eating a bowl of rice when this happened. I spit out some rice. 😂

    • @RainbowGravity92
      @RainbowGravity92 2 місяці тому +162

      ​@LEMONS884 only some rice? Deadass? Bruh, no cap, that whole plate would have been on the floor, frfr

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 2 місяці тому +46

      ​@@RainbowGravity92on god

    • @RainbowGravity92
      @RainbowGravity92 2 місяці тому +88

      @@AC-hj9tv if I'm not careful, my ironic use of modern slang will end up not being ironic lol

    • @jase276
      @jase276 2 місяці тому +31

      @@RainbowGravity92 straight bussin, frfr 📢

  • @brayansoski2659
    @brayansoski2659 21 день тому +36

    The archer after one-shoted that guy: "Chat, clip that"

  • @DasStoic
    @DasStoic 3 місяці тому +2045

    glad to see the skyrim vanilla start is still the most relevant cultural experience of the last 15 years, even if we no longer speak the same language

    • @Kain1805
      @Kain1805 2 місяці тому +19

      How do you know the guy who made this is gen alpha and not an older guy that knows the new memes?

    • @DasStoic
      @DasStoic 2 місяці тому +120

      @@Kain1805 "Gen Alpha Slang" is good SEO but let's not kid ourselves, people born after 2010 do not have the computer skills needed to overdub a video and upload it.

    • @DisconnectedRoamer
      @DisconnectedRoamer 2 місяці тому +34

      ​@Kain1805 gen alpha are children. This is gen z

    • @MeecroSkills
      @MeecroSkills 2 місяці тому +19

      @@DisconnectedRoamer gen Z is early 20s now.

    • @antonliakhovitch8306
      @antonliakhovitch8306 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@DisconnectedRoamerI'm gen Z. I'm in my early 20's and boy was this hard to parae.

  • @Nosondakar
    @Nosondakar 2 місяці тому +7824

    One day, this will be considered Old English.

    • @brianviktor8212
      @brianviktor8212 2 місяці тому +542

      Please don't say something like that...

    • @frieza1016
      @frieza1016 2 місяці тому +228

      One day, this will be considered Old English.

    • @whatisthishandlegarbage
      @whatisthishandlegarbage 2 місяці тому

      @@brianviktor8212 One day, this will be considered Old English.

    • @Tisrok
      @Tisrok 2 місяці тому +106

      They're gonna condense an entire game into a single 40oz of malt liquor? Damn, the future is looking bright

    • @SpiritThanatron
      @SpiritThanatron 2 місяці тому

      We will be dead long before that.

  • @SeventhColumn
    @SeventhColumn 3 місяці тому +3001

    This is just how the Dragonborn sees the world when they contract the brain rot disease in game

    • @funnycat9962
      @funnycat9962 3 місяці тому +167

      Now I want a mod that makes this happen.

    • @connivingkhajiit
      @connivingkhajiit 3 місяці тому +61

      @@funnycat9962 damn i might have to do this

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 3 місяці тому +67

      ,,Is that Skibidi growing out of your Ears?"

    • @SirKurt25
      @SirKurt25 3 місяці тому +78

      I always felt diseases in Skyrim didn't have any significant effects. But this is too much.

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 місяці тому +23

      @@SirKurt25 True immersion I call it

  • @intraelement2633
    @intraelement2633 Місяць тому +260

    "a rizzlers last thoughts, should be of Ohio" was too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bsg_damo
      @bsg_damo 22 дні тому +4

      shit took me out

  • @MKor-w2f
    @MKor-w2f 2 місяці тому +2965

    It’s like cursed knowledge. The more you understand, the more you slowly lose touch with reality.

  • @arky1790
    @arky1790 2 місяці тому +3001

    "I used to rizz up a gyatt from here" took me out

    • @LooopQ
      @LooopQ 2 місяці тому +145

      The way the AI pronounces gyatt is incredibly funny

    • @purplep1243
      @purplep1243 2 місяці тому +135

      Back in my femboy days💀

    • @TheTriforcekeeper
      @TheTriforcekeeper 2 місяці тому +28

      2:05

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 2 місяці тому +14

      Alduin is gonna tax them all.

    • @TheThingoftheSky
      @TheThingoftheSky Місяць тому +1

      ​@@LooopQ😅😅😅

  • @azkar65
    @azkar65 3 місяці тому +6950

    "General Tullius Sir, the throat goat is waiting"
    General Tullius: Based

  • @Peter1Griffin1001
    @Peter1Griffin1001 23 дні тому +57

    "End of the Grind." sounds so ominous.

  • @enderfire3379
    @enderfire3379 3 місяці тому +9064

    ngl the line "what gooncave are you from beta" goes hard

    • @agnuswulf
      @agnuswulf 3 місяці тому +850

      For me it's the "We're all gonners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler". I fucking broke.

    • @michaelredmond257
      @michaelredmond257 3 місяці тому +399

      "readitstead" lmfao 😆😆😆

    • @ellocosjchushhxha
      @ellocosjchushhxha 3 місяці тому +74

      Found the sussy simp lmao

    • @matlohn9381
      @matlohn9381 2 місяці тому +69

      "Goes hard" should have been included too

    • @Blackgirlgamer1
      @Blackgirlgamer1 2 місяці тому +29

      Fr fr no cap low key

  • @CastXaway
    @CastXaway 2 місяці тому +2599

    "Peep your death with some Aura, Beta." 💀

    • @RPWhitworth
      @RPWhitworth 2 місяці тому +65

      I want this on a tshirt

    • @bt3411
      @bt3411 2 місяці тому +45

      Nobody will jelq him now

    • @Lottie8o8
      @Lottie8o8 2 місяці тому +6

      whf is Aura in brainrot?

    • @theewildrose
      @theewildrose 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Lottie8o8why is peep? Context my dude

    • @Lottie8o8
      @Lottie8o8 2 місяці тому +3

      @@theewildrose I don't understand what peep your death with some Aura. I hope someone would translate it to me sińce I don't know this slang :

  • @Sxdgefield
    @Sxdgefield 2 місяці тому +2130

    “Why are we edging?”
    “Why do you think? End of the grind”
    I’m dead bro 💀

    • @theonlineanimal6009
      @theonlineanimal6009 2 місяці тому +31

      On God. Fr fr bro. Fire AF

    • @ballsowner
      @ballsowner 2 місяці тому

      Vid creator is sigma rizzler fr

    • @RobHickman
      @RobHickman Місяць тому +1

      Very demure

    • @solensovida
      @solensovida Місяць тому +14

      ​@@theonlineanimal6009your comment has an option "translate to English" right below it 😮

  • @colezohoh
    @colezohoh Місяць тому +130

    200 years from now art like this will be stored in museums

    • @stlawstlaw7585
      @stlawstlaw7585 21 день тому +2

      Better than most 'art' today

    • @eclat4641
      @eclat4641 21 день тому

      @@stlawstlaw7585depends…
      Some is for money others for vibes. (I make and a am a teacher. )

    • @UncleRuckus7600
      @UncleRuckus7600 11 днів тому

      You might be right ✅️

    • @supremeomelette8597
      @supremeomelette8597 11 днів тому

      we need a pi forever screen where this plays on a loop. encase the memes for all time

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 дні тому

      Along with "I did a thing" by millennials, and "my furbabies"

  • @missingnovgc
    @missingnovgc 2 місяці тому +2579

    I showed this to my therapist, and he is finally letting me kill myself.

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE Місяць тому +33

      Lmao

    • @kr1stphr
      @kr1stphr Місяць тому +35

      LMAO

    • @timeflowEqualquin
      @timeflowEqualquin Місяць тому +14

      😂😂😂 😢🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @Skonkgasm
      @Skonkgasm Місяць тому +12

      sometimes the best way forward is backward
      it can be that there is no return

    • @jayasmrmore3687
      @jayasmrmore3687 Місяць тому +8

      You need a better therapist

  • @underthesun-ml4mu
    @underthesun-ml4mu 3 місяці тому +1279

    "We're all gooners and step-sisters in binds now"
    That doesn't sound right.

    • @tj-co9go
      @tj-co9go 3 місяці тому +150

      this sounds exactly right but I am an incel-maxxing degenerate

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 2 місяці тому +78

      @@tj-co9go I'm in my incel-pilled villain arc

    • @Leathal
      @Leathal 2 місяці тому +29

      I thought I was immune to brain rot disease but “incel-pilled villain arc” proved too virulent

    • @mbii7667
      @mbii7667 2 місяці тому +2

      It sounds hot

  • @magmakojote1663
    @magmakojote1663 3 місяці тому +2784

    "End of the grind" goes hard

    • @itsQueenPurple
      @itsQueenPurple 3 місяці тому +9

      Ikr 😂

    • @jamonyqueso6328
      @jamonyqueso6328 2 місяці тому +30

      Ong tho, fr 💀

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 місяці тому +43

      No cap, couldn’t rizz it up in my skibidi dreams fr

    • @ChefofWar33
      @ChefofWar33 2 місяці тому +6

      For real for real. No cap

    • @jackrabbit5212
      @jackrabbit5212 2 місяці тому +3

      Fazelof has a lot of goated lines in this fr no cap

  • @thespaldo
    @thespaldo 27 днів тому +72

    “A rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio”
    That has to be placed on the state welcome sign. It's too beautiful to pass up.

  • @Bananacrackers_
    @Bananacrackers_ 2 місяці тому +1167

    It would be hilariously TRAGIC to hear the word "poggers" before being sent to Sovngarde

  • @Xever_The_Jester
    @Xever_The_Jester 3 місяці тому +4908

    “GeT tHeSe SoYbOyS oUt Of ThE cArT! *YEET*

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS 3 місяці тому +237

      OK I pull up

    • @scp-2348
      @scp-2348 2 місяці тому +16

      ​@@SlimeBlueMS Let's go!!!

    • @MamaAkina
      @MamaAkina 2 місяці тому +120

      That was the most aggressive YEET I've ever heard in my life LMAO

    • @ninjablackdayxeno9273
      @ninjablackdayxeno9273 2 місяці тому +6

      When I heard yeet!

    • @lunar_proxy
      @lunar_proxy 2 місяці тому +34

      that yeet was so friggin good

  • @wt4csm
    @wt4csm Місяць тому +63

    This is a masterpiece honestly.

  • @taco-bellleftovers1816
    @taco-bellleftovers1816 3 місяці тому +4209

    Should have been named Skybidi

  • @commieblock1917
    @commieblock1917 3 місяці тому +951

    That YEET was personal.

    • @Aegolos
      @Aegolos 3 місяці тому +22

      I fucking lost it at that part😂

    • @SpeederShip285
      @SpeederShip285 2 місяці тому +3

      @@AegolosMe too.

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 2 місяці тому +727

    The way the guy said 'Check your vibes'.

    • @OrdinatorSeldro
      @OrdinatorSeldro 2 місяці тому +28

      Bro. That is Ralof. You put some respect on his name.

    • @Bananacrackers_
      @Bananacrackers_ 2 місяці тому +40

      ​@@OrdinatorSeldroNah that's clearly Fazelof of glizzywood no cap fr

    • @OrdinatorSeldro
      @OrdinatorSeldro 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Bananacrackers_ Oh yeah! I was thinking of his L brother.

    • @alpakapucuf3394
      @alpakapucuf3394 2 місяці тому

      ​@@OrdinatorSeldro i dont respect short-sighted rebellious nords

    • @StayCrazi
      @StayCrazi 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alpakapucuf3394erm 🤓

  • @Keyosu
    @Keyosu Місяць тому +34

    Nah I lost it it when the kid said “whats wrong with their aura?” 💀

  • @DailyDoseOfInternet
    @DailyDoseOfInternet 2 місяці тому +2569

    amazing

    • @CJMattis
      @CJMattis  2 місяці тому +202

      Wow, thanks! 😅

    • @gabrielmm8441
      @gabrielmm8441 2 місяці тому +128

      the rizzler himself

    • @PFVHL2
      @PFVHL2 2 місяці тому +27

      sigma

    • @duckstabed7381
      @duckstabed7381 2 місяці тому +7

      Garbage slang actually, tho still funny to make fun of

    • @darthmauve
      @darthmauve 2 місяці тому +1

      thats crazy

  • @Over-Lored
    @Over-Lored 3 місяці тому +816

    This gets even better when you remember that Skyrim is nearly 13 years old. Therefore it's very possible a child born on its release date would be of the age to speak like this.

    • @_Micah_Bell
      @_Micah_Bell 3 місяці тому +48

      I was born when skyrim came out but to be honest I only understood less than half of this

    • @kiraoshiro6157
      @kiraoshiro6157 3 місяці тому +70

      @@_Micah_Bell probably cos not all of it is exclusively gen alpha slang, some of it is late gen z

    • @LAWLZ24
      @LAWLZ24 3 місяці тому +68

      @@_Micah_BellGood, this means you do not have terminal brainrot.

    • @qasrd11sa
      @qasrd11sa 3 місяці тому +2

      Lmao. Love your stuff man.

    • @ohnosponolios4126
      @ohnosponolios4126 3 місяці тому +4

      @@kiraoshiro6157 the only thing from gen a is Skibidi lol

  • @JaedenRW
    @JaedenRW 3 місяці тому +4144

    “I’m from redditstead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stormcloud7403
    @stormcloud7403 Місяць тому +15

    This was the most foul thing I've ever seen and I do not regret watching it till the end

  • @clown_real
    @clown_real 2 місяці тому +488

    "Were all gooners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler" was such a beautiful and perfectly executed line. I don't usually get emotional when watching cinema, but I nearly shed a tear when ralof said this

  • @KRterrorKR123
    @KRterrorKR123 2 місяці тому +776

    "End of the grind" goes harder than it should.

  • @tom23245
    @tom23245 2 місяці тому +1423

    This is what modern English sounds to old English speakers.

    • @AuddieNuff
      @AuddieNuff 2 місяці тому +48

      I am the old English speakers

    • @Bdavis2475
      @Bdavis2475 2 місяці тому +15

      You mean olde English

    • @anarchyinc124
      @anarchyinc124 2 місяці тому +18

      He tæcþ ealdenglisca spræca

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 2 місяці тому +1

      Dude, for real.

    • @papayianth
      @papayianth 2 місяці тому +2

      CHIPS AHOYETH LANDLUBBERS!!!!

  • @custos3249
    @custos3249 27 днів тому +13

    This is why other animals routinely cull their young.

  • @TheZonda5002
    @TheZonda5002 2 місяці тому +1259

    "And what's got bro down?" Killed me immediately

    • @BaStAgE
      @BaStAgE 2 місяці тому +116

      check your vibes

    • @xSlayerHunter
      @xSlayerHunter 2 місяці тому +38

      The tone of him saying this line made me break so fast 😂😂😂

    • @MuslimGamerTV
      @MuslimGamerTV 2 місяці тому +5

      Me too. 😂
      Also, "Check your vibes!"
      Damn, this shiz is beta.
      Oh, wait ...

    • @Myreactionwhen_80085
      @Myreactionwhen_80085 2 місяці тому +4

      That sucks. Hope you feel better soon 😞

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Місяць тому

      Imma use that frfr

  • @patricksullivan4769
    @patricksullivan4769 2 місяці тому +1203

    It’s crazy that this still effectively delivers the exposition it needs to.

    • @Eddie-Iblis
      @Eddie-Iblis 2 місяці тому +14

      Lol

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 2 місяці тому +27

      Yeah its end of the grind definitively .D

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 2 місяці тому +3

      Almost as if words still had meaning or something.

    • @Claego
      @Claego 2 місяці тому +8

      I'm disappointed in myself that I was able to follow along

    • @vidull842
      @vidull842 2 місяці тому

      @@Claegoyes, honestly that was the worst part for me too.

  • @DeonTheDragon
    @DeonTheDragon 3 місяці тому +2213

    "Funny...when i was a Femboy, simperial walls and towers used to make me feel so locked-in" bruh i'm dead 💀

    • @goddy5890
      @goddy5890 3 місяці тому +121

      This was gold, I had to pause and put the phone down for a sec

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 3 місяці тому +66

      Someone will probably make a Femboy Race Mod because of this and some special Armor Pieces and other Clothes🙃

    • @Аксери
      @Аксери 3 місяці тому +45

      ​@@Firestar-TVThere is such mod already

    • @johnathonathon
      @johnathonathon 3 місяці тому

      @@Аксериproof or it isnt real!!

    • @thetimehascome874
      @thetimehascome874 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Аксериwelp I'll be on my way now for no particular whatsoever

  • @tylerburlingame6581
    @tylerburlingame6581 Місяць тому +6

    "WHY ARE YOU DOXXING ME CHUD"

  • @K1ll3rgaming
    @K1ll3rgaming Місяць тому +1858

    This has to become a mod. I’d do a full new play through without hesitation

    • @daveraaijmakers72
      @daveraaijmakers72 Місяць тому +48

      I would be so confused al the way through (probably give up quickly tbh)

    • @K1ll3rgaming
      @K1ll3rgaming Місяць тому +144

      @@daveraaijmakers72 i wouldn’t understand anything but imagine the bandits just yelling out gen alpha slang at you randomly while exploring

    • @dragonknight4982
      @dragonknight4982 Місяць тому +112

      ​@@K1ll3rgamingSKYRIM BELONGS TO THE CHADS!!

    • @VervetMonkey6160
      @VervetMonkey6160 Місяць тому +119

      @@dragonknight4982 "Must have ghosted me lowkey fr"

    • @xXGen3sisXx
      @xXGen3sisXx Місяць тому +35

      You might not have enough braincells by the end of the first act to finish the game.

  • @silentflaw
    @silentflaw 2 місяці тому +711

    "YOU'RE NOT GONNA JELQ ME!"
    "POGGERS!"

    • @mercurius0
      @mercurius0 2 місяці тому +10

      The Roblox Oof was a nice nice

  • @blakedavison2171
    @blakedavison2171 3 місяці тому +735

    “It has been goated fr sigma Ulfric” took me out

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 3 місяці тому +30

      best line no questions asked

  • @someguyguy4019
    @someguyguy4019 Місяць тому +37

    It's become a habit for me to watch this at least a few times per week

  • @lunar_proxy
    @lunar_proxy 3 місяці тому +1217

    WHY YOU DOXXING ME CHUD

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 місяці тому +44

      Skyrim has fallen, billions must fortify restoration

  • @HungrySanta97
    @HungrySanta97 2 місяці тому +3751

    "When I was a femboy"
    LMFAOOO 💀

    • @NazeemCloudDistrict
      @NazeemCloudDistrict 2 місяці тому +199

      Is it bad I can kinda see a clean shaven Ralof in pink thigh highs with e girl makeup

    • @welton9748
      @welton9748 2 місяці тому +82

      That was kinda poggers

    • @panosm111
      @panosm111 2 місяці тому +143

      ​@@NazeemCloudDistrict i just got a mod idea!

    • @Jakes_psyche
      @Jakes_psyche 2 місяці тому +30

      @@NazeemCloudDistrictwth 😂😂😂 you got wild imagination 😂

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 2 місяці тому

      Fatherless zoomers gay af

  • @tairlandchanel2722
    @tairlandchanel2722 3 місяці тому +1048

    This is the real reason why Alduin wanted to destroy Tamriel.

    • @n3rdst0rm
      @n3rdst0rm 2 місяці тому +103

      Every dragon shout is just boomer slang. And slowly, our character embraces the boomer

    • @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu
      @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu 2 місяці тому +30

      ​​@@n3rdst0rm Truly, reject modernism embrace tradition moment

    • @Hardcherrysweetie
      @Hardcherrysweetie 2 місяці тому +42

      @@n3rdst0rm”on gods, it’s alphadin! Griddy awaaayy!”
      “PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD”

    • @n3rdst0rm
      @n3rdst0rm 2 місяці тому +31

      @@Hardcherrysweetie "PULL YOURSELVES UP FROM THE BOOTSTRAPS"

    • @Asterion_Mol0c
      @Asterion_Mol0c 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@YOQUE2xgpxTRiuthis makes me yearn for feudalism

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 26 днів тому +7

    "The throat goat is waiting."
    "Based."

  • @XMTDCMA
    @XMTDCMA Місяць тому +697

    "A Rizzlers last thoughts should be of Ohio." 🚬

  • @diredm3889
    @diredm3889 3 місяці тому +457

    every line spoken between the child and his father was byond sus

    • @Rykerz_
      @Rykerz_ 3 місяці тому +83

      Yes alpha 😂😂😂

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 2 місяці тому +4

      Sorry. But sus is not Alpha, it has fallen out of use 2 years ago.

    • @diredm3889
      @diredm3889 2 місяці тому +4

      @@CalvinNoire I never claimed to be Alpha

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 2 місяці тому +11

      @@diredm3889 Yeah, you didn't. But if you really want to satirize Gen Alpha. Please use more formal words, like "skibidi" Or "Edging"

    • @devinplatt1358
      @devinplatt1358 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@CalvinNoire"more formal words" lmao

  • @thechrissguy
    @thechrissguy 2 місяці тому +1024

    "Sussy elves"
    I'm done.

    • @BEASTAGEv2
      @BEASTAGEv2 2 місяці тому

      (((they)))

    • @kielerrivera6567
      @kielerrivera6567 2 місяці тому +32

      I kept it together until that bs😂

    • @prodigii200
      @prodigii200 2 місяці тому +45

      @@kielerrivera6567the shortest but stupidest line got me😂

    • @Eveseptir
      @Eveseptir 2 місяці тому +32

      You can't trust the thotmore.

    • @RamseyBolton-qm7fw
      @RamseyBolton-qm7fw 2 місяці тому +3

      "Line from the video we just watched" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🦍🦍🤓🤓🤓😈😈😈

  • @von4031
    @von4031 Місяць тому +17

    “No, this is cap. This must be cap”

  • @isaacperez9839
    @isaacperez9839 2 місяці тому +1498

    “Who are they daddy? What’s wrong with their aura”😂😂

  • @fearlesswee5036
    @fearlesswee5036 3 місяці тому +1172

    "Wait, you there, pull up."
    "OKAY I PULL UP-!"

  • @LegoH1tl3r
    @LegoH1tl3r 2 місяці тому +827

    "quit yapping back there" sir,i am giving a public speech

    • @AreteAskesis
      @AreteAskesis 2 місяці тому +1

      I wanna like this comment, but it’s at 666 likes

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 13 днів тому

      Being a public speaker is just yapmaxxing

  • @snappybean
    @snappybean 22 дні тому +68

    "Shapiro! Peterson! Jones! Tate! Adolf! Chuds, please help me!!"
    This is the funniest thing I've heard in a loooong time.

  • @synapse7274
    @synapse7274 2 місяці тому +333

    "End of the grind" while watching your impeding doom approaching goes pretty hard, ngl

  • @hackermanack3393
    @hackermanack3393 3 місяці тому +1450

    " Based, lets get this ratioed "
    - General Tullius idk

    • @BridgeTROLL777
      @BridgeTROLL777 2 місяці тому +39

      You mean General Tullius the military Gooner

  • @matthewbergeron3641
    @matthewbergeron3641 7 днів тому +4

    Man the "General Tulius, The throat Goat is waiting" fucking got me

  • @kaihimura3897
    @kaihimura3897 2 місяці тому +1396

    “Sometimes there needs to be changes to the localization.”
    The changes:

    • @hosatus2433
      @hosatus2433 2 місяці тому +57

      Original language: 0 slang
      Translation: every slang known to man

    • @questionmarkquestionmarkques
      @questionmarkquestionmarkques 2 місяці тому +10

      ghost stories

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@kylegusekAll this slang is TikTok garbage. Memes that people cringe at.

    • @Meta9871
      @Meta9871 2 місяці тому +1

      @@questionmarkquestionmarkquesdont bring my baby into this

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@hosatus2433sometimes
      Japanese: every slang known to Japanese people
      Localization: Everyone speaks without missing about grammar or spelling. That thug basically speaks like a gentleman

  • @Augustborne
    @Augustborne 3 місяці тому +4656

    It feels like watching a language die in real time…

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 3 місяці тому +461

      Based chads only speak Old Saxon

    • @TheMuslimMan1337
      @TheMuslimMan1337 3 місяці тому +144

      ​@@Iluvpie6 Indo-European or BTFO

    • @fomorians
      @fomorians 3 місяці тому +325

      It's a matter of perspective imo. Feels more like seeing a glimpse of a cyberpunk future where language is defined by high speed virtual connectivity combined with low human attention span. It's kind of fascinating.

    • @Nick-yv1rm
      @Nick-yv1rm 3 місяці тому +52

      Bro ong! I finna watch it again frfr not even capping

    • @XohjaiSbarkeater
      @XohjaiSbarkeater 3 місяці тому +20

      @@Nick-yv1rm gyatt of a vid bruh no cap

  • @Claudius_Ptolemy
    @Claudius_Ptolemy 3 місяці тому +296

    Hearing General Tullius say "Based" made my day.

  • @BEANSNOHELPME
    @BEANSNOHELPME 21 день тому +8

    This is it. This is peak brainrot. I will never be the same, you have smoothed my brain beyond recognition.

  • @GrimmWarrior19
    @GrimmWarrior19 3 місяці тому +1923

    I held on as long as I could, didn't crack a smile until "thotmor" and "sussy elves".

    • @nefariousyawn
      @nefariousyawn 3 місяці тому +186

      Hating on elves is intergenerational.

    • @devoteeofmediocrity821
      @devoteeofmediocrity821 3 місяці тому

      “(((they)))” is what got me.

    • @rydersj
      @rydersj 3 місяці тому

      "(((they)))" set me off lmao, dogwhistling about the elves is crazy

    • @Vahram-do5lo
      @Vahram-do5lo 3 місяці тому +67

      "Shouldn't keep the Chads waiting for us" was perfect 😂

    • @iloveamerica606
      @iloveamerica606 3 місяці тому +6

      @@nefariousyawnthey’re no better than their granpappys.

  • @JasonToddEatsCrowbars
    @JasonToddEatsCrowbars 3 місяці тому +337

    The fact that I can actually understand this like it's the original is just so funny yet makes me feel disappointed in myself for understanding 😭

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 місяці тому +4

      I only understand like a third of it and I still feel disappointed

    • @harveybirdman2674
      @harveybirdman2674 23 дні тому

      Damn we are already too ashamed too be alive 😅😢​@@DakotaofRaptors

  • @Pico_444
    @Pico_444 2 місяці тому +775

    "The true short king" ☠️

    • @AllGirlsCollege
      @AllGirlsCollege 2 місяці тому +9

      we like short kings

    • @lostworlddreamlandww6343
      @lostworlddreamlandww6343 2 місяці тому +4

      He said it so casually 😂😂

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD 2 місяці тому +3

      The 5’2 man will inherit the earth

    • @samhamsord7942
      @samhamsord7942 2 місяці тому

      @@AR15andGOD 5'7 methinks, and he be among taller ones.. if this game keeps spinning like it always has that is.. which I doubt like anything else this dayz.

  • @JarkkoHelenius
    @JarkkoHelenius 11 днів тому +2

    We are cooked if everyone is gooning.

  • @chavzone
    @chavzone 3 місяці тому +417

    This was way funnier than expected, well done
    Can't wait to meet Jarl Ballin'

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 2 місяці тому +1135

    "My chat is pog reacting me simperial. Can you say the same?"

    • @panzer2681
      @panzer2681 2 місяці тому +25

      Best comment lmao.

    • @billylee7398
      @billylee7398 2 місяці тому +7

      As beta as he was a keyboard warrior in drop out
      Next! Dah rizzler!

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@billylee7398*dragon roar"
      What was that?
      It was nothing. Grind on.
      Pull up to the block beta, nice and chill.

    • @GrayeNoir
      @GrayeNoir 7 днів тому

      No way y'all low key influenced the part 2

  • @warlarksam6130
    @warlarksam6130 2 місяці тому +501

    "A rizzler's last thoughts.. should be of Ohio." fr fr

  • @tarabaninja5695
    @tarabaninja5695 Місяць тому +16

    "why are we edging?"
    "end of the grind"

  • @oneoranota
    @oneoranota 2 місяці тому +398

    Hearing that little boy call his dad "alpha" and question people's aura is really the somethingest.

  • @TheEvilCommenter
    @TheEvilCommenter 2 місяці тому +875

    I bet this is how modern English would sound to someone like Shakespeare.

    • @Tracing0029
      @Tracing0029 2 місяці тому +54

      He literally invented the word "griddy" tho.

    • @Potatopops
      @Potatopops 2 місяці тому +110

      ​@@Tracing0029 very sigma of him

    • @mattmichaels1181
      @mattmichaels1181 2 місяці тому +57

      ​@@Potatopopshe was a gigachad, no cap

    • @geeshta
      @geeshta 2 місяці тому +12

      This *IS* modern English.

    • @Jakes_psyche
      @Jakes_psyche 2 місяці тому +14

      It’s what modern English sounds like to English speakers 😂

  • @fatguywhobreathesfire6488
    @fatguywhobreathesfire6488 2 місяці тому +714

    Hammerfell got it’s name because a guy chucked his hammer as hard as he could and they settled where it landed. The name “Goonerfell” implies there was man wandering around gooning till he collapsed, then they settled where he dropped☠️

    • @BadgerScrub
      @BadgerScrub 2 місяці тому +44

      I like your version so much, but I also can't get out of my head that maybe that hammer hit a gooner instead, and the naming convention was just changed in this universe.
      It was hard to type this out. I'm laughing way too hard

    • @mr.dankengine6214
      @mr.dankengine6214 2 місяці тому +22

      This is the greatest analysis ive ever read💀

    • @kidcruddy8258
      @kidcruddy8258 2 місяці тому +7

      It’s actually originally “gooner failed” and they followed the gooner until he busted.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 місяці тому +5

      Wait until you hear about Mommywind

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Місяць тому +2

      @@Flesh_Wizard Did mommy fart and they settled where the stench was the worst?

  • @connyfai7942
    @connyfai7942 Місяць тому +27

    "end of the grind" gave me chills

  • @streyndza6436
    @streyndza6436 2 місяці тому +721

    "this must be cap" should've been paired up with "chat, is this real?" lol

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 2 місяці тому +7

      Especially since "cap" is not Gen Alpha slang

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 2 місяці тому +4

      @@simoneidson21 much of it isn't the trippel parentheses is almost older than gen Alpha itself...

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Місяць тому

      @@simoneidson21 origin point no, used? yes

  • @cicero7409
    @cicero7409 2 місяці тому +317

    The way "This is bussin'" just comes out of nowhere is just incredible.

    • @Jaleel_HS
      @Jaleel_HS 2 місяці тому +3

      that line made me laugh so damn hard

    • @fragoutrambo6381
      @fragoutrambo6381 2 місяці тому +8

      These brainrot remakes have me rolling. I am old enough to hate it but young enough to understand most of it. literally all my younger relatives talk this shits funny af,

    • @Minnevan
      @Minnevan 2 місяці тому +1

      as they’re being lead to the chopping block

  • @KiraOTS
    @KiraOTS 2 місяці тому +582

    *updated for modern audiences*
    "Bussin"
    - A modern audience.

    • @bt3411
      @bt3411 2 місяці тому +36

      "Shit be straight fax, no printer. Bussin fo' real!" - New York Times

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 місяці тому +3

      "this shi based af frfr no cap ❌🧢"
      -IGN

  • @YELLOW617.
    @YELLOW617. 29 днів тому +6

    "Check your vibes!" 😂😂😂

  • @C-Vite
    @C-Vite 2 місяці тому +398

    Despite the brain rot this was pulled off pretty well

    • @vildagrutzner2889
      @vildagrutzner2889 2 місяці тому +11

      brain rot made it even more funnier 😂

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 місяці тому +3

      Modern slang is hilarious. XD

  • @aaz5840
    @aaz5840 2 місяці тому +595

    " you have contracted severe brain rot "

    • @fithadey8877
      @fithadey8877 Місяць тому +1

      That was incredible lmao. Well done

    • @valvatorezsardine1881
      @valvatorezsardine1881 Місяць тому +1

      I guess it’s end of the grind for us.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey Місяць тому

      Gen Alpha Brain Rot
      -50 Magicka and all 3 attributes stop naturally regenerating
      -15 speech when speaking to all non gen alphas

    • @jiffjifferson5365
      @jiffjifferson5365 Місяць тому

      Brain rot is quickly becoming the sound board words.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey Місяць тому

      @@jiffjifferson5365 the mere thought of it makes me ill lmao

  • @LOKEEEEEEY
    @LOKEEEEEEY 3 місяці тому +264

    Check your VIBES!! You're yapping at ULFRIC STORMCUCK, the TRUE Short King™

    • @moistoyster3776
      @moistoyster3776 2 місяці тому

      "Stormcucks" is now canon.

    • @woofu9872
      @woofu9872 2 місяці тому

      Ulfric Stormcuck? The sigma of windhelm?

  • @Anaverageguy41
    @Anaverageguy41 Місяць тому +6

    Tullius going "based, lets get this ratio'd" had me howling

  • @Eddie-Iblis
    @Eddie-Iblis 2 місяці тому +439

    “Ulfric, Sigma of Windhelm” has me losing my mind laughing. I’m 27, I’m way too old for this.

    • @chad8813
      @chad8813 2 місяці тому +28

      Hahaha I'm 32 and enjoyed this way too much

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 2 місяці тому

      Griddy towards the block where we show your onlyfans 💀

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur 2 місяці тому +8

      26 and I know what you mean. Seeing a game I grew up on with this Brian rot makes me go insane.

    • @Subjectivity13
      @Subjectivity13 2 місяці тому +15

      44, and I couldn’t stop laughing the whole way through. I keep looking for more game clips translated to brainrot, but this is still the best I’ve found. Every few lines make me laugh until I cry, and while I’ve never been on Tik Tok and never intend to, I’ve watched enough of these (and played the games) that I can understand all of it.

    • @TimPotter228
      @TimPotter228 2 місяці тому +1

      33

  • @philoni5368
    @philoni5368 2 місяці тому +261

    "where are we going?"
    "I don't know... But Kai Cenat awaits"

    • @gatzmajortz5033
      @gatzmajortz5033 2 місяці тому +20

      That's one of the very few things I didn't understand. I guess my brain hasn't completely rotted yet.

    • @Pekara121
      @Pekara121 2 місяці тому

      ​@@gatzmajortz5033he's a famous streamer on twitch

    • @vilimandrusz174
      @vilimandrusz174 2 місяці тому +6

      This is one of the few that even I didn't understand. I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed.

    • @micahjones7837
      @micahjones7837 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah I also didn't get that

    • @RamseyBolton-qm7fw
      @RamseyBolton-qm7fw 2 місяці тому +4

      "Line from the video" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤓🤓🤓🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀💀🦍🦍🦍😈😈😈

  • @T_JiZzle
    @T_JiZzle 2 місяці тому +405

    2:25 “whats wrong with their aura”lmaooo

    • @ongodddd
      @ongodddd 2 місяці тому +8

      was looking for this one 😭😭

    • @jeremybasset9041
      @jeremybasset9041 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ongoddddme too 😂

    • @zwen6179
      @zwen6179 2 місяці тому +2

      Where does the auro comment come from?

  • @N9Entertainment_
    @N9Entertainment_ Місяць тому +21

    I couldnt pick a specific part to quote. It was all so got damn good

  • @MrGreen061
    @MrGreen061 2 місяці тому +384

    End of the grind is somehow even more poetic than end of the line. This is a good ass fucking video

  • @DiscBurner
    @DiscBurner 2 місяці тому +669

    Gen alpha doesn't even have patience to watch this whole video with their tiktok brains

    • @woofu9872
      @woofu9872 2 місяці тому +55

      Their attention span less than 10 seconds

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 2 місяці тому +97

      They'd only be able to watch this if it's split up into separate 10 second videos. With clips of Subway Surfer playing underneath as well.
      ..Is this even a joke anymore? It feels like I'm simply explaining how it actually is now.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 2 місяці тому +7

      @@woofu9872 Best part is, to see the whole thing would take longer in the end with having to cancel the shorts loop to watch the next one and loading up the next video.

    • @screm5514
      @screm5514 2 місяці тому +3

      Sounds like superiority complex

    • @Byzz2077
      @Byzz2077 2 місяці тому +23

      ​@@screm5514nope

  • @Modern.Elegance
    @Modern.Elegance 2 місяці тому +1172

    Unironically would do an entire playthrough like this

    • @Dreadskull91
      @Dreadskull91 2 місяці тому +99

      Skyrim Sigma mod when?

    • @NigerianPrince0
      @NigerianPrince0 2 місяці тому +25

      We need that ​@@Dreadskull91

    • @Ciervoaseado
      @Ciervoaseado 2 місяці тому +31

      Fuck, I agree, been laughing the entire time

    • @dmaskell92
      @dmaskell92 2 місяці тому +3

      Yes please full game

    • @Knight_Kin
      @Knight_Kin 2 місяці тому

      Quest of the Dragoncuck

  • @shanustheanus
    @shanustheanus Місяць тому +4

    They called the executioner the throat goat 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Michael-ib6ky
    @Michael-ib6ky 3 місяці тому +175

    the reason the DovaChad never talks is because he's straight Mewing fr, on gods

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 місяці тому +14

      Bro I can’t 😂

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 місяці тому +1

      This is Moisture Upset 2 meme territory

    • @geeshta
      @geeshta 2 місяці тому +1

      Bro can't lose his mewing streak :D

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 13 днів тому

      Also he yaps so loud it sends peeps to ohio