Jerma Tries To Control Himself - Jerma Plays Kinect Games (Long Edit Part 1)

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  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 18 днів тому +200

    I love that he decided to play all the exercise games first so for the entire stream he's out of breath and exhausted

  • @vipermehj
    @vipermehj 18 днів тому +405

    That's my Jerma standing at 5' 4" with a 13ft wide neck!

    • @ChaseThePinballWizard
      @ChaseThePinballWizard 15 днів тому +8

      its not 13 feet wide its 13 feet around. (4 feet wide)

    • @vipermehj
      @vipermehj 15 днів тому +17

      @@ChaseThePinballWizard I already got all the likes I needed to get the Jerma Doll from the arcade so i don't care

    • @ChaseThePinballWizard
      @ChaseThePinballWizard 15 днів тому +1

      @@vipermehj wut

    • @blu3260
      @blu3260 11 днів тому +2

      Biblically accurate Jerma dimensions

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 6 днів тому

      @@vipermehjwould you be up for sharing the doll?

  • @princessjellyfish98
    @princessjellyfish98 18 днів тому +389

    HIGHLY recommend watching the jillian michaels section at 2x speed, he looks like a little bug crawling on the floor

    • @starrblitz
      @starrblitz 18 днів тому +25

      THIS IS KILLING ME LMFAO

    • @Aercoh
      @Aercoh 18 днів тому +17

      the kicking part made me choke on my water

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 18 днів тому +6

      I think I got the envelope for him

    • @somebats
      @somebats 18 днів тому +4

      IM CRYING

    • @codybates5659
      @codybates5659 18 днів тому +7

      I need a .gif of this IMMEDIATELY!

  • @billybois5745
    @billybois5745 19 днів тому +135

    That bit of when he sees his face with the kinect camera at the start is the highlight of this thing

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 18 днів тому +13

      S tier bit, I'm surprised clip channels haven't used that before

    • @rmshX
      @rmshX 17 днів тому +5

      6:33 made me cry

  • @phatpolarbear
    @phatpolarbear 18 днів тому +94

    16:10 Hearing an exasperated Jerma say "F*ck you Jillian Michaels, open the door" in the most defeated tone killed me

  • @leoquinn04
    @leoquinn04 18 днів тому +30

    i love how the kinect is able to detect jeremy's true form, moai statue andy

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 19 днів тому +48

    There's two whole lion poses in this video, what a steal

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 18 днів тому +87

    I love how in the Harry potter game you basically just play as someone's self insert oc

    • @JadeJoestar-uy6hg
      @JadeJoestar-uy6hg 17 днів тому +23

      EbonyDark'nessDementiaRavenWay985

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 17 днів тому +3

      @JadeJoestar-uy6hg HELLO ABA FROM GUILTY GEAR STRIVE I LOVE YOU

    • @JadeJoestar-uy6hg
      @JadeJoestar-uy6hg 17 днів тому +4

      @@mythcat1273 Im the real Aba from Guilty Gear and I love you too vampire Jerma :3

  • @loafcookie4603
    @loafcookie4603 17 днів тому +22

    I can’t stop laughing at 43:23 where he swings his arm around in circles going “wingardium-wingardium-wingardium-wingardium-“

  • @Yemmer
    @Yemmer 19 днів тому +40

    I’m bedridden with what could be Covid and I needed this real bad, thanks dumptruck for the assist 🙏

    • @deejorno
      @deejorno 18 днів тому +3

      i believe in you brother, stay strong

    • @watcher842
      @watcher842 18 днів тому +14

      channel the power of the dumpy and push through

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 18 днів тому +6

      It gets really tough when you need to laugh and cough at the same time

    • @plosonen
      @plosonen 18 днів тому +8

      Same here but with Pneumonia, Dumptruck the goat ♥

    • @lavalampdrinkr
      @lavalampdrinkr 18 днів тому +1

      be sure to not overexert yourself (especially if it is covid)!!! i hope you get better soon

  • @Neodinokiy
    @Neodinokiy 18 днів тому +38

    Needed this. It’s been a long week.

    • @Zaretar
      @Zaretar 18 днів тому +10

      Same man. Life is hard lately and the two things that have helped me laugh are Jerma and Bob's Burgers

    • @smooth4553
      @smooth4553 17 днів тому +1

      Foreeeallllllll

    • @sumthinsumthin6196
      @sumthinsumthin6196 2 дні тому

      You and me both. Wishing you the best

  • @Jxlp
    @Jxlp 18 днів тому +37

    I’ve been binging these for a while and didn’t even notice this one came out today, shoutout the dumptruck

  • @ezralives
    @ezralives 19 днів тому +109

    he looks like a flower in the thumbnail

    • @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
      @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 18 днів тому +13

      I'm a thirsty little flower
      you have to water me
      But you have to use weird analogies and makes clown noises

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 18 днів тому +2

      Breath taking beauty. Can’t believe he also is the sus guy

    • @_good_b0y_
      @_good_b0y_ 18 днів тому +9

      He IS a flower. Its only difference from ordinary flowers is that it needs to be watered with piss.

  • @mwroberson9084
    @mwroberson9084 17 днів тому +7

    Blown away at how well his inputs are read. I remember being like 10-12 and the Kinect pissing me off

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy 19 днів тому +24

    What a beautiful Flowerma985

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 18 днів тому +5

      that's actually Jerma984 (the last one got left in the growing tube too long)

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 17 днів тому +42

    "why not just, like, eat one less bag of potato chips every day for 300 less calories instead of doing all this to burn 20?" he says, apparently understanding dieting for a moment, before taking a drink from a can of full-sugar coca cola

    • @Jacob-dk4gt
      @Jacob-dk4gt 9 днів тому

      ? He's not trying to lose weight thoug

    • @nimshimshargal
      @nimshimshargal 8 днів тому +1

      is he dieting or something? idk but i don't think he needs to lose weight

  • @regularspecial1
    @regularspecial1 18 днів тому +8

    what in all the circles of hell could possibly be stored within the biggest loser DLC catalog

  • @christinethedoll
    @christinethedoll 18 днів тому +10

    The way they had Voldemort speed through those lines in the first year finale was absolutely diabolical LMAO

  • @TechieindahHood
    @TechieindahHood 18 днів тому +2

    In tears over the Jillian Michaels Fitness Adventure bit with him on the floor

  • @crusaderguy1817
    @crusaderguy1817 2 дні тому

    Probably one of his best streams to date, thank you dumptruck

  • @camman2330
    @camman2330 18 днів тому +8

    Dude i just saw these videos and i was like i hope dump makes a video on it because i dont wanna watch the 6 hour stream and legit u made it a day after

  • @schmee9025
    @schmee9025 18 днів тому +5

    its like christmas thank you lord dumptruck

  • @zacharyjune7510
    @zacharyjune7510 18 днів тому +7

    Dump truck thank you seriously this channel brings me and my boy toy so much joy.

  • @NVUSAttitude
    @NVUSAttitude 19 днів тому +20

    0:09 i really thought he was trying to normalize repairmen climbing into your windows.
    I wasnt paying full attention but i got really nervous

    • @MegaJackolope
      @MegaJackolope 18 днів тому +6

      They're like the engineers from the Citadel in Mass Effect. Just autonomous beings that exist only for their unknown purpose. They don't announce themselves; their mere presence is the announcement of an unknown problem they have arrived to fix. Also don't talk to them or impede them in any way, to do so is a grave offense. Just let the repairman climb through your window and fix your fridge. Don't make eye contact.

    • @Lysvsyl
      @Lysvsyl 18 днів тому +1

      @@MegaJackolope Honestly would prefer that to reality.

    • @NVUSAttitude
      @NVUSAttitude 18 днів тому +1

      @@Lysvsyl at least you could rely on them being there and getting it done
      And i wont have to make smalltalk

  • @MrCatsJvk
    @MrCatsJvk 18 днів тому +10

    1:28:37 Jerma when his owner (Holly) let's him ride in the passanger seat! (No booster seat)

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 18 днів тому +1

      lets*
      let's = let us

    • @CheeseChurger
      @CheeseChurger 18 днів тому +8

      @@NoNameAtAll2 Sent to the meatgrinder for that one

  • @cherubug
    @cherubug 18 днів тому +3

    so excited to watdch this and future parts thank u so much

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 18 днів тому +3

    He was transported into I have no mouth and I must scream

  • @Zaretar
    @Zaretar 18 днів тому +2

    The thumbnail is so funny
    Also holy nostalgia

  • @ZxybzzYT
    @ZxybzzYT 18 днів тому +9

    6:33 kills me every time lmao

    • @_trois
      @_trois 16 днів тому +1

      It’s really one of the funniest clips, never gets old

  • @regularspecial1
    @regularspecial1 18 днів тому +6

    "words words words, just stop talking and do it"
    - Bob

    • @chrono817
      @chrono817 17 днів тому +3

      "Stand up and finish what you started"
      - Bob

  • @MyNamesGoGo
    @MyNamesGoGo 18 днів тому +4

    Man this is gonna go great with my 2 hour lumchbreak tomorrow

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 9 днів тому

    Watching this while playing Lobotomy Corp on my other monitor and I keep trying to send staff to his chamber

  • @nina2673
    @nina2673 17 днів тому +3

    18:12 a-punk by vampire weekend

  • @meyr1992
    @meyr1992 19 днів тому +12

    6:50 skinwalker sees his true face for the first time

  • @Shamman_komanch
    @Shamman_komanch 18 днів тому +7

    24:44 this is taking damage sound from the original DOOM

    • @IAmCaligvla
      @IAmCaligvla 18 днів тому

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it.

  • @UnofficialCyane
    @UnofficialCyane 18 днів тому +1

    a guy doing a job coming in through my window? Jerma that's crazY

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 17 днів тому +3

    57:34 POTATO POTATO STUPID POTATO POTATO

  • @jordancasssandra
    @jordancasssandra 18 днів тому +2

    1:09 area man discovers bluetooth earbuds

  • @sumthinsumthin6196
    @sumthinsumthin6196 2 дні тому

    Jerma loses it when the black board thing unravels

  • @mikuenjoyerXD
    @mikuenjoyerXD 18 днів тому +1

    It's my sleepover and I get to choose the movie !!!

  • @Ads-yw1wr
    @Ads-yw1wr 10 днів тому +1

    why the fuck does the football minigame have doomguy pain sounds

  • @captnaners
    @captnaners 18 днів тому +2

    1:07:00 "no, it's necessary"// "Come on, Tars" moment

  • @Yung_Bnoxxx
    @Yung_Bnoxxx 18 днів тому +1

    Jerma feels like he doesn't exist on this physical realm

  • @_Bungus
    @_Bungus 2 дні тому

    7:02 reminds me of a certain fedora-wearing lightbringer speeding down a road

  • @null.6669
    @null.6669 18 днів тому

    Holy shit the wipeout game was such a nostalgia trip for me

  • @Roo2o
    @Roo2o 19 днів тому +4

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

  • @Sweet_Reverb
    @Sweet_Reverb 16 днів тому +2

    1:20:49 Disneyland has a population of 500,000,000 people?

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 8 днів тому +2

      United States of Disney

  • @Harloco.
    @Harloco. 19 днів тому +9

    5 years later Jermas 163 inch neck still haunts us

  • @absolithink1117
    @absolithink1117 15 днів тому

    the 1 fps replay after dying in the harry potter game is killing me

  • @princessjellyfish98
    @princessjellyfish98 19 днів тому +1

    roaming encounter jerma

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 18 днів тому +1

    1:53:20 had me in TEARS

  • @on1y_human
    @on1y_human 18 днів тому +1

    LETS GO!

  • @Nyexcellente
    @Nyexcellente 18 днів тому

    16:31 😂
    ▪︎Jerma straight up dies▪︎
    Jillian: "Good!"

  • @umadachi
    @umadachi 18 днів тому +4

    Local 5'4 streamer sees his face for the first time, screams and cries and farts

  • @smooth4553
    @smooth4553 17 днів тому +2

    I love jerma getting mad at the exercises for fat people. Playing the video game of the huge people lose weight TV show.

  • @peprmnt
    @peprmnt 19 днів тому +5

    hi dump ❤

  • @rmshX
    @rmshX 18 днів тому +1

    1:16:15 voldemort got him

  • @Jem_80s
    @Jem_80s 18 днів тому

    1:19:31 - 1:19:37 cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

  • @hroland
    @hroland 6 днів тому

    1:30:10 holy shit that scared the living shit out of me

  • @thepoonhound3003
    @thepoonhound3003 9 днів тому

    2:13:49 HE'S PUNISHING THAT LITTLE SOCK PUPPET GUY FROM EARLIER FOR GETTING THE QUESTION WRONG, WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED ON STREAM
    the sock puppet thing was at 2:08:34

  • @yellowice0
    @yellowice0 18 днів тому +4

    59:41 Excuse me what, the sword is only able to present itself to a Gryffindor, broke the lore badly with that little oversight by making the player feel important
    Edit: Oh, I just kept watching… honestly started to suck since they just basically removed Harry altogether, lazy developers

  • @dennyfrontier
    @dennyfrontier 18 днів тому +3

    Do you think these exercise games actually help you loose weight?

    • @Zaretar
      @Zaretar 18 днів тому +6

      I'm sure they do... But there are way better options. Beat Saber is good for exercise for example

    • @rmshX
      @rmshX 18 днів тому +3

      ehm actually 🤓 losing weight more about your diet than about exercising but yeah cardio really do helps with being healthy overall

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 8 днів тому

      ​@@rmshXCalories in. Calories out.
      Neither diet nor exercise is "more important" in losing weight. You just have to burn more than you take in. So take less in or burn more to start losing.
      And exercise is generally healthier for you in the long run than dieting, especially when (like most people) you aren't dieting properly.
      Dieting without exercise often also results in your metabolism slowing down, which makes it harder to get out of bed and it makes you generally less energized

    • @rmshX
      @rmshX 7 днів тому

      @@Reac2 couldnt agree more with calories part but when I said 'diet' I literally meant what food you eat, in which time of day, and how much, so basically you can say 'nutrition' and it includes your calories as well. I think you are talking about 'dieting' which is not really what I meant. Also your pfp just reminded of Inscryption and I really love thah game

  • @thepoonhound3003
    @thepoonhound3003 9 днів тому

    2:10:11 oh damn look at that smirk, just with written words benjamin franklin was able to make jerma absolutely smitten.
    you know, i think if benjamin franklin was still alive, he'd be able to seduce jeremy

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 8 днів тому

      Did you know that Benjamin Franklin frequently wrote about how much he loves seducing and sleeping with older women?
      Apparently their experience and inability to get pregnant made him wily.
      Anyways Jerma has atleast one of those attributes

  • @acidicbarkbeast
    @acidicbarkbeast 3 дні тому

    44:40 Where Is The Quidditch 😡WHERE Is the Quidditch 😡😡🤬??

  • @pantsuslayer8631
    @pantsuslayer8631 14 днів тому +1

    The harry potter game was so fcking boring LMAO

  • @psgm0814
    @psgm0814 День тому

    Hasashaahaahaaahah 15:00

  • @dan_loeb
    @dan_loeb 18 днів тому

    2:08:10 why did jerma say it like that?

  • @OsyrisMusic
    @OsyrisMusic 11 днів тому

    6:10 took me out

  • @redstonepixels
    @redstonepixels 18 днів тому +1

    The whole harry potter section is actually you playing as mashle because you keep having to do physical exercises instead of doing actual magic.

  • @deadshotdairy
    @deadshotdairy 18 днів тому +1

    could you edit the visceral cleanup streams next please?

    • @kiwamihollie
      @kiwamihollie 18 днів тому

      i think skye4 has an edit of them if you’re looking for one

    • @deadshotdairy
      @deadshotdairy 17 днів тому

      @@kiwamihollie yeah but skye4 only did an edit for the first 2. theres still the one with ster and a few more of just jerma

  • @psgm0814
    @psgm0814 День тому

    21:25

  • @michaelpring6145
    @michaelpring6145 18 днів тому +1

    1:23:07 jerma copied look at me from disney ticket man confirmed

  • @MrAw3sum
    @MrAw3sum 13 днів тому

    why does the disney ticket sound like sonic the hedgehog

  • @kineticcat5557
    @kineticcat5557 18 днів тому

    no matter how many times he does it i will never get over jerma chat baiting him into "fixing" the delay