i gotta say tho, 2 days ago i did have this happen and i braked to let the bird pass unobstructed, luckily there was noone behind me, a lot of the time tho i just think its a leaf being blown until i get real close i see that its a tiny little bird
I said this before, but the sound guy’s transition from "bad voice actor" to "oh my god, this guy is actually getting murdered in real life" is hilarious
The voice acting is never all that bad, though (besides the maniac near the end). It is terrible (or non existent) voice direction, terrible writing, terrible story. No one was there to tell the voice actors the scenes their characters were in properly or what type of inflections to have. The shrieks of horror are definitely hilarious, as is usual of any good shriek/scream, and you can't really mess that up when you are a good voice actor, even with no direction.
@@hopperdown81124:35 26:15 56:30 And yeah, I really don’t mean to disparage the VAs. I’m sure this is far from their best work. Just contextually it makes the game a whole lot funnier than it should be
wait I JUST learned that you can save them all. WHAT???? HOW??? dude that makes it even fucking funnier. There’s just this cameraman who’s doing nothing the whole time and magnetizes ten fucking reporters because the game keeps needing to replace them
the first time i heard of this, the guy said "this has to be the game director's fetish" and it kinda does have that "idiot acting" where a character bumbles into those situations and does jack to avoid it or save themself i'm trying to ignore it but it's a bit more uncomfortable now i know "oh it's *that* game" at least they all sound drunk and it's clearly a janky PS2 game
@@spacebassist They all sound drunk partly due to Jerma messing up the emulator settings. There's a tiny bit of it that was the original acting but most of it is definitely the emulator settings being messed up.
this game is so oddly frustrating to watch. none of these characters seem to have any common sense and situational awareness. the camera man needing to tell someone to fire at the monsters is so strange
Same, I also felt similar when watching the Nancy Drew game in Salem because the cousin was so obnoxious in an unfunny way and kept yelling at the screen for her to shut up!
I can't believe I've never seen any of this trainwreck of a game, god bless. The involuntary slow motion, awful voice acting, terrible plot and Jerma missing almost every occasion to save reporters all come together to form a beautiful disaster.
My friend shared with me some Jerma clips and shortly afterwards I came across this channel. Some days are not my best brain day, but I can’t express how much joy these videos bring me on my roughest days.
I've hit 3 birds while driving. They all happened within 2 months, never before and never since in my 9 years of driving. The first was a massive bird that swooped down straight into my headlight and broke it. The second just flew across and got hit. The last was literally just standing in the road and for at least 10 seconds I thought "Surely it'll move" which it decided to do waaay too late.
Watching this made me wonder if he had ever played Deadly Premonition, and apparently he did! I'm not sure yet if the stream was any good or not but a long edit of that series would be pretty great.
is no one going to talk about how your coworker teaching you how to use your camera is just randomly like "oh by the way in case you have to fight something while holding your camera heres how to use it as a blunt weapon"
Disclaimer: When driving it is not only advisable but compulsory that you maintain a visual on the road. Pay no attention to the flying reconnaissance. .avian fauna. Jermaine Cornelius Hampshire does not condone being distracted whilst driving.
Yeah I've wondered that too. Birds also just sit on the road waiting to get hit. When I drive over them and look in the back mirror they are gone and probably flew away iust in time. I think they have some sort of hyper reflexes unlike humans
i heard that pigeons, when shown a video, only recognised them as continuous motion at something like 80fps. that also links with a thing i've always heard that animals perceive time differently (faster or slower relative to ours) but man, I need a citation
@@0ri0sMel0nie flies are good at dodging because they're so small and light they get pushed away by the air moved by your hand when you try to swat them.
The video just begins and he is already talking about nonsense, that's my jerma
Ya ever drive on the road?
@@Wohlfe He's right since Jerma said he never hits birds, I swear I hit at least one a year, stupid birds
Crows and magpies do it all the time
i gotta say tho, 2 days ago i did have this happen and i braked to let the bird pass unobstructed, luckily there was noone behind me, a lot of the time tho i just think its a leaf being blown until i get real close i see that its a tiny little bird
Talking about how he totally killed something with a car. That's my Jerma
This game is already wacky as it is, the slowdown just makes it even better. Everyone is dumb AND drunk now.
Why does it do that? Was the game released like that?
@@billybear2333 Probably an issue with how he was emulating it
@@billybear2333He screwed up his emulator settings somehow. Probably related to CPU speed.
@@IAmCaligvla ah right
when the guy calls on the phone the guy on the other end GENUINELY sounds like when Jerma does one of his voices
30:38 holy shit it literally sounds like jerma doing his jigsaw voice thats so fucking funny
I still can't handle that its real and not just a jerma bit.
*Gas*
@@CallofFreaky GYAS
"it was an elderly gentleman in a nursing home" 😢
It really does
OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDD
THEYRE EATING HER………. AND THEN THEYRE GONNA EAT ME!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What was a dead body doing there.
I said this before, but the sound guy’s transition from "bad voice actor" to "oh my god, this guy is actually getting murdered in real life" is hilarious
The voice acting is never all that bad, though (besides the maniac near the end). It is terrible (or non existent) voice direction, terrible writing, terrible story. No one was there to tell the voice actors the scenes their characters were in properly or what type of inflections to have. The shrieks of horror are definitely hilarious, as is usual of any good shriek/scream, and you can't really mess that up when you are a good voice actor, even with no direction.
PLLWAASSSEEE I NEED THE TIMESTAMP
@@hopperdown81124:35 26:15 56:30
And yeah, I really don’t mean to disparage the VAs. I’m sure this is far from their best work. Just contextually it makes the game a whole lot funnier than it should be
@qualitybait9957 this amazing
@@CrAzYpotpie The voice acting is terrible, what are you talking about? Hilarious but still terrible
I can’t believe you meet like ten fucking reporters and they all die
wait I JUST learned that you can save them all. WHAT???? HOW??? dude that makes it even fucking funnier. There’s just this cameraman who’s doing nothing the whole time and magnetizes ten fucking reporters because the game keeps needing to replace them
the first time i heard of this, the guy said "this has to be the game director's fetish" and it kinda does have that "idiot acting" where a character bumbles into those situations and does jack to avoid it or save themself
i'm trying to ignore it but it's a bit more uncomfortable now i know "oh it's *that* game"
at least they all sound drunk and it's clearly a janky PS2 game
I can't believe japan thinks news reporters are issued guns.
@@spacebassist They all sound drunk partly due to Jerma messing up the emulator settings. There's a tiny bit of it that was the original acting but most of it is definitely the emulator settings being messed up.
@@spacebassist It's the video game equivalent of Ashley the Terrible
Crazy how in 10 minutes he's already watched two women die without intervening. He even laughed
That was before he even started the stream
@@nickrose1312 Truly bone chilling
Michigan: Literally has a town called Hell
*Michigan* Report from *Hell* : lol, Chicago
as a dude from michigan Im getting pretty mad about my culture being stolen.
this game is so oddly frustrating to watch. none of these characters seem to have any common sense and situational awareness. the camera man needing to tell someone to fire at the monsters is so strange
Same, I also felt similar when watching the Nancy Drew game in Salem because the cousin was so obnoxious in an unfunny way and kept yelling at the screen for her to shut up!
nothing about this game is good lol.. it was funny bad
This game is like lifeline but you command the idiot characters by looking at things instead of talking
I know this isn't what you meant but imagine a horror game that uses the tobii eye tracker
SEXY POSE
@@delusionalbovidthat would be interesting
At least when Half-Life did this idea they made it dark and you were the only one with a flashlight, so it made sense.
This must be what it's like to watch Cloverfield on pain medication.
You'd actually just fall asleep and wake up at the end
this is the funniest thing ive ever read
Nah, i take percocet, you just wouldnt remember the movie (if you take a large enough dose)
All games should add temporary .75 slowdown at random intervals, even the most boring shit would be hysterical
I love your pfp
@@CallofFreaky tyyyyy :33 Jerma fans love my epic furry swag
Play games on my laptop and you’ll get the same experience.
30:22 it literally sounds just like Jerma doing a voice lmfao
when ur trying to thug it out thru the breakup and then dumptruck blesses u with a long edit
actually so real
realest shit I've ever read
BEYOND real
nobody disturb me for the next 1 hour and 35 minutes. thanks.
I hope all the voice actors who starred in this game are doing good these days
This game is a horror version of Mambo No. 5
I can't believe I've never seen any of this trainwreck of a game, god bless. The involuntary slow motion, awful voice acting, terrible plot and Jerma missing almost every occasion to save reporters all come together to form a beautiful disaster.
“you ever, like, driving on the road?” no
i transcend space and time
Brisco being so distraught over every reporter dying gets funnier every time it happens.
Perfect for cleaning my depression room to
Ive seen more jerma streams than i have movies
My friend shared with me some Jerma clips and shortly afterwards I came across this channel. Some days are not my best brain day, but I can’t express how much joy these videos bring me on my roughest days.
Thank you Dumpy
everybody say thank you dumptruck
Love that Nina went from being terrified of thunder and lightning to being a badass who doesn't even scream when she's literally being eaten alive.
Thank you dumpy this is one of my favorite streams. The lag, awkward voice acting, Jerma's laughter and pure bewilderment.. it's perfect.
The first expendable woman in this story sounds exactly like the voice actors in early pokemon dubs
The characters talk to each other like you’d talk to a toddler
This game smells like the original yakuza for ps2
man these voice actors are great
ive seen so many people start this game but never the ending, what the fuck was that LMAOOO
The reporter dying skipping the whole chapter is so stupid, but it does prodduce some fun
the way it doesn't even take place in michigan
This takes camera man never dies to a new level
This stream has always been extremely entertaining to me for whatever reason, thank you for da long edit :D
Elvis on the phone bit made me laugh so hard🤣
30:37 That's a perfect rendition of exactly how Jerma sounds when he's doing his Saw voicechanger gags.
Holy shit Nina saying "I can take this thing" before blowing up an entire house with shotgun shells made me have a coughing fit.
A ABSOLUTELY NEEDED LONG EDIT
Jerma immediately forgets about the "putting the camera down to help" mechanic as soon as it's told to him lol
Whenever I see a Jerma video with (Long Edit) in the title I am seated
Shoutout dumptruck for another great Long Edit
I've hit 3 birds while driving. They all happened within 2 months, never before and never since in my 9 years of driving. The first was a massive bird that swooped down straight into my headlight and broke it. The second just flew across and got hit. The last was literally just standing in the road and for at least 10 seconds I thought "Surely it'll move" which it decided to do waaay too late.
Chicago isn’t even in Michigan lol
Chicago is on Lake Michigan
@@MegaManletyeah but the game isn’t called Lake Michigan: Report from hell is it?
dump you thank truck
they got the best guy to work at ZAKA TV, this streamer is the zonkiest zorner out there.
I love your edits, any chance you could include the original stream date in the description? It helps me place it along the jerma lore timeline
jerma has chips glued to his windshield
MICHIGAN MENTIONED
50:32 falling asleep to this audio ❤
I love that Brock from Pokemon and Brisco are the same character.
24:35 this is like a masterclass in comedic timing
56:26 this game/stream summed up in 1 clip:
Oh my gaaaaaaawd
24:44 holy shit that scream
Drunk Elvis made me lmao
This game makes me feel like I’m getting a cold
this stream would have been way better if he just stopped pressing the big red button that slows the game down
Did you honestly wanted him to take this game seriously?
I'm a certified jermamite
I've got some bad jermavitis
jermite
Jerman
Nice, I love Dead Rising!
That bird thing doesnt happen at all. The only explanation is that Jerma is intentionally driving at flocks of birds on the ground at 40-50 mph.
i need to watch this because i’m from michigan
Leave it to Jerma to experience the absolute fucking wildest bugs in a game
The phone, holy shit the phone part.
lol I don't remember jerma playing this insane cult classic, this is gonna be such a ride ahahahah
i love michigan report from hell so much
every single voice actor came in to work fucking sloshed
OHH SHIT: The Game
Cloverfield if it was good
we are so back
yearning for more jerma
God bless you dumpy
Watching this made me wonder if he had ever played Deadly Premonition, and apparently he did! I'm not sure yet if the stream was any good or not but a long edit of that series would be pretty great.
is no one going to talk about how your coworker teaching you how to use your camera is just randomly like "oh by the way in case you have to fight something while holding your camera heres how to use it as a blunt weapon"
1:29:30 Jerma meets RFK Jr
jermalist
This must be old. He's very Bostonie.
Disclaimer: When driving it is not only advisable but compulsory that you maintain a visual on the road. Pay no attention to the flying reconnaissance. .avian fauna. Jermaine Cornelius Hampshire does not condone being distracted whilst driving.
aged like fine wine
Yeah I've wondered that too. Birds also just sit on the road waiting to get hit. When I drive over them and look in the back mirror they are gone and probably flew away iust in time.
I think they have some sort of hyper reflexes unlike humans
i heard that pigeons, when shown a video, only recognised them as continuous motion at something like 80fps. that also links with a thing i've always heard that animals perceive time differently (faster or slower relative to ours) but man, I need a citation
I think its like, generally speaking, smaller animals with faster metabolisms experience time faster. Like how flies are so good at dodging.
@@0ri0sMel0nie flies are good at dodging because they're so small and light they get pushed away by the air moved by your hand when you try to swat them.
@@cataclystpThat's why suction is the best method, so open your mouth.
The elvis comment fucking killed me
funny man playing game as cameraman .
I'm going to shill for my favorite youtube reviewer Grimbeard now. Watch his review of this game!!!
I like the Jerm stream
Holy shit i didnt know he played this
I miss when Jerma would just play irrelevant games no one had any expectations for.
This game is so bad it's good and the slowdowns from the emulator just makes it amazing
0:00 for me it's cats that do that a lot
THEY'RE ALL ZONKED
what a great game
Recording all these dead bodies reminds me of the Logan Paul Japan Vlog
The birds get hit, they just go through the grills of your car and rot in there, also I’ve seen rats.
This is like watching a game made by skinwalkers trying to make something that appeals to the humans
Watch this video at .5 speed for the optimal experience.
I don't know why, but for a second, I thought it said (Hell Edit) on the title.
30:23 I know how much you hate beetles and bugs
I have problem with suicidal birds too >:(
dumptruck my savior
My ex opened a birthday card that was addressed to me and threw it away. It had some top secret shit inside.