The Sticky Sweethearts - The First Time I Saw Your Dad Nude
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- Опубліковано 4 лип 2024
- LYRICS
I’m just chillin’ half-mast under your bed
I’ve been sitting in darkness
Since has past ten
I finally hear the door open,
It’s your dad!
He heard me rip ass…
And now I’m dead
Oh! He threw the mattress across the room
Your mama was crying
And your dad was nude (tight!)
At this point, my boner was dead (so dead!)
I didn’t even get to say “I love you” again
That was the first time…(whoa-oh!)
Oh, it was the worst time…(whoa-oh!)
Oh, That was the first time
I saw your dad nude.
I saw his balls and butthole too
I asked if he needed any glue
He got so mad, I didn’t know what to do
So I emptied the glue
Onto your mother’s boobs (tight!)
That was the first time…(whoa-oh!)
Oh, it was the worst time…(whoa-oh!)
Oh, That was the first time
I saw your dad nude.
I thought he was gonna have a stroke
When he glued his balls to the back of my throat
He screamed “Glue is for crafts! Not balls and ass!”
Girl, that’s when you finally walked in and screamed…
“Dad! What the fuck, what the fuck,
Oh my God! Holy shit! Jesus Christ! Ew!”
It’s not what it looks like!
Your father tried to break my neck with no remorse
Your mama was screaming that she wants a divorce
When his balls unglued from the back of my throat
Thats when I got down on one knee to propose…
But hold on, girl!
Before you answer…
I must ask your dad
If I can take his daughter’s hand.
I guess I’m just old fashioned like that
He said no, no, no…
That was the first time…(whoa-oh!)
Oh, it was the worst time…(whoa-oh!)
Oh, That was the first time
I saw your dad nude.
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I’ll try, especially if y’all keep with the sticky sweethearts!
Totally worth it!!! $5 a month and I get to hear the rarest of lost music?? So happy to support 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
You got me pullin' out my wallet
You got me pulling out my pubes and my wallet
The Sticky Sweethearts have a bad relationship with glue.
@@donlapham1265 some folks just need to repeat the same mistakes over, and over, and over, and over, and over again before they learn.
Think of all the wonderful music that has come out of all that pain.
Makes for some sticky situations for sure
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.
Actually I’d say they have a great relationship with adhesives. 😅 Look at the great music it resulted in, right??
"i glued my balls to my butthole again!"
"Glue is for crafts, not balls and ass."
That was the last advice my grandfather gave to me before he passed away. He loved this song as it reminded him of how he and my grandmother met for the first time in the exact same circumstances.
Truly words to live by.
I know it’s hard to think positive not negative
I love the implication that he has somehow continued to see this man nude.
😂😂 yeah this was just the first of many experiences with your dad and glue 😂😂
The follow-up hit was “That’s Not Glue”.
It was also the worst time which implies at least 3 encounters
@@zaquepifer2376 And at least one of those previous encounters clearly involved glue
@@jasonjansen9831 this one also had glue? So that time at least, there was glue and it was better than the worst time.
This feels like a reading comprehension math problem
EVEN HAD A GLUED BALLS REFERENCE, IM OVER THE MOON 😂😂😂😂
I had to jump back to that. "Did they really just...?"
"I guess I'm just old fashioned like that"
Nothing about this situation is what I'd call "old fashioned"
It could've happened to anyone
In the olden days dads used to walk around their houses naked. But then those newfangled feminists came in and ruined things!
@@lednevnikLife is just fun like that
@@arnoldschwarzenegger3755 It was inevitable.
The glue strikes again.
Shame on glue
I wasn't expecting the GBCU (Glued Balls Cinematic Universe), but here we are.
Life IS just fun like that.
Glued My Balls has been pulled from Spotify. Looks like they were fooled twice.
Shame on glue
It was inevitable.
Whyyyy
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Keep glue away from this man!
I love the insane, irrational sequence of events. It's like the nude dad is Mayor Breslin.
Yo, imagine if that's the lore they're cooking up
Whoa
Ever since the beginning, my favorite thing about the Sticky Sweethearts- beside the music - is the expression on the singer's face. It cracks me up every time!
The guitarist in the front has a constant WTF look on his face.
@@stfi7566 The drummer looks disgusted
Please note this was the FIRST time he saw your dad nude... Not the ONLY time.
Fun fact: The guitar solo was recorded by a young Sherm McAleavey who filled in as a session guitarist during recording, after the regular guitarist stepped on his acoustic guitar and got it stuck around his ankle.
Sherm McAleavy got a LOT uncredited works during this time. Not sure what the deal was with that, but I'm told that he did ALL the guitar work for Bo Chapman's album "Roadkill Grill". Look on the album - NO mention of the guitarist.
A fine way to spend our Fourth of July weekend, listening to another classic song from the Sticky Sweethearts.
Shame on glue!
It was the first time, it was the worst time. That line will now live rent free in my brain.
The best time he saw it was the topic of a followup single that got banned from the radio
"The Sticky Sweethearts are the real deal."
-The Rat Pack
waiting for the top comment, giving unhinged lore about how their grandparents "bopped" all night to this song
Brother man, I bopped to this all night long.
My parents were conceived to this song. Both of them, at the same time.
@@bryansansone3301They were twins
@@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer That's the joke.
Reminds me of driving down old Route 66 with my gramps in his 1969 dodge charger. This was his favourite song.
@@RealBelisariusCawl simpler times. Back when a man could use glue however he pleased without being judged by the public at large.
@@nortonman5238 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.
That's it! I'm removing all the glue from my house! You never hear of any shenanigans with Scotch tape!
I found this single on a vinyl in my granddads cedar chest with a couple of old nudie magazines and zippo lighter
You never forget your first time.
I cannot wait for The Sticky Sweethearts biopic film. It will win Oscars.
@@somarriba333 all star cast too
Glue stock will soar as a result.
I hope I'm alive for that level of AI
@@johnmg88 Who's talking about AI? I want a period piece set in the 50's that starts in the 30's with the birth of the band members directed by Spielberg produced by Tom Hanks narrated by Don Cheadle starring Michael B. Jordan, David Oyelowo, Taraji P. Henson, Phylicia Rashad...
@@somarriba333with Bill Cosby cameo as nude angry glued dad?
This man has not had good experiences with glue.
Hey, fellow Clanker! 🥄 🥄
@@Jared_Wignall Clank 🥄
The faces of the backing musicians are all saying "Please send help"
Front man and lead singer Reggie Sweetheart McGee was known to be a very intense dude, adhering to a strict work ethic. In the studio as well as on stage, the band largely functioned as a combination of musical endeavor and hostage situation.
@0okamino Apparently Reggie would withhold their food for a week for each bum note. Even James Brown told him to lighten up.
@@apolloc.vermouth5672 Buddy Rich also expressed agreement with James Brown.
Another all time classic from the Sticky Sweethearts. How are these guys not in the HoF yet?
Nothing like a pleasant solitary evening at home. Drinking beers, throwing darts, and enjoying the best oldies.
My dad said they used to play this on the pirate radio stations back in the day in the uk! Thanks for bringing it back so the youngsters can enjoy the magic!
They just don't make songs like this anymore....
This song serves as a reminder as to why young people fucked in cars all those years ago. It was to avoid awkward situations such as this tale.
Yes they do
With glue and duct tape, you can make anything.
Fuck yeah, another banger from the Sticky Sweethearts. Will be playing this on repeat all weekend
1st time, worst time, and aparently not the last time!!!
Ah, the song of my youth. It sounds like it was yesterday. The first time. The first time I froze, startled, seeing naked facts, a hard-on from shock. There has never been a group like the Sticky Sweethearts in the era of shartcore, a further development of fartcore, who were able to transform the subtle idiosyncrasies of everyday life into such melodic delights. Glorious days!
Oh wow! I haven't heard this song since it was played at my high school prom after the prom King & Queen announcement! What a great memory
The sticky sweethearts were my favorite band back in the 50’s! So many relatable songs.
I cannot express how absolutely thrilled I am at another sticky sweethearts drop. What a fantastic song too. Thanks again for another classic 😂😂😂
“Glue is for crafts! Not balls and ass!” Ah, now that track is such a classic too. I wonder where I could find a copy?
The mad lad actually did it.
My mom always used to say if this is the first time he saw your dad nude, that implies he has since seen him nude again, likely multiple times even.
I am so beyond happy these guys are finally getting recognition.
when you get find enough sticky sweethearts to make an album I would happily buy it on vinyl or something. Love this stuff, simply hilarious.
When you listen back, you really can hear how the Sticky Sweethearts have influenced everyone from Sam Cooke to the Stooges -- THIS is America.
I remember when my grandpa first gave me an old vinyl record of The Best of the Sticky Sweethearts when they first went gold of their debut singe "I Glued my Balls to my Butthole Again" after they performed live in Chicago in 1954. He told me he had been a fan of theirs ever since they began as a group of disparate blues and rock musicians who had been let go from different bands, and though several sordid incidents of varying accounts, began playing in all the blues and dive bars across Chicago's south side. He told me their lead vocalist, Tommy Wilcott, got the idea for "I Glued my Balls to my Butthole Again" from his reportedly very kinky fetish for glue with all the women he used to sleep with. I mean, that's what my grandpa heard. I miss him. ❤❤❤
OMG! My Dad loved the Stickies so much he followed them around until they let him be a roadie and he met my Mom on their 1966 tour, I haven't heard this since I was a kid thanks for putting it out here, brings a tear to this old man's eye.
I wonder if the mom and dad ended up getting divorced...
The first time i saw your dad nude, implies that there were other times. Theres a whole story just waiting to be told here
Thats almost the exact way I proposed to my wife, except the glue nowadays is way stronger.
The way the music drops out at "DAD! WHAT THE F___! WHAT THE F___! OH MY GOD! HOLY S___! JESUS CHRIST! EW!" is simply brilliant
This may be your most fucked up song yet... Well done.
I always return to these classics! This is when music WAS MUSIC!
Before Rock and Roll there was Blues and Glues
My mother used to sing this to me.
Glue is for crafts....💀
My grandparents use to say this song was how they met. It was playing at a local bar in the 60’s. My grandfather said he’d never seen a woman dance like that before, and wouldn’t you know it, it was settled and 40 years later here I am.
Such a classic! I always love playing it for my mom and dad!
Another amazing song with thought-provoking lyrics. Don't ever stop bringing us these obscure classics!
@@seantindall8912 I will never stop 🫡
Pouring out a pint of Elmer's for good ol' dad!
I remember when we were humping through the boonies in Nam when we ran into a VC ambush. We were surrounded. This song held our spirits up under enemy fire until we were rescued.
Stevie "Sticky Sweet" James can never stop finding himself in awkward situations.
"The first time..."
YES!!! Sticky Sweethearts are back at it again 🎉🎉🎉
Used to be a union lineman back in the 60s. Didn't have to go to 'Nam (thankfully). I remember we'd get in after fixing lines in the pouring rain or snow and old man Jerry pour us all a beer and "the sticky sweethearts" playing.
A better time.
Another Classic in the making
Another classic revived by Obscurest Vinyl!
Still trying to figure out why dad was nude in the first place......
Big glue propaganda through catchy tunes. It's time we stand up to this before big glue takes over.
I showed the original song to my cousin and they didn't understand it was ai. I'm stuck between feeling both proud of just how convincing you made these songs sound, but also deeply ashamed of my cousin for thinking The Sticky Sweethearts were a genuine boppin humdinger from the early 60's.
AI??!
The rise of Artificial Intelligence is directly proportional to the ongoing increase in Natural Stupidity
What a ride this one takes you on!
They are back!!!! Let’s go! Please, continue making an album of theirs!
These guys had hit after hit back in the day.
My grandpa used to tell me how during the war his whole regiment would dance and enjoy some time away from the front lines listening to this song during the push to liberate Europe from the Nazis. Thank you so much for the memories. Miss you grandpa!!
"I thought he was gonna have a stroke"
Well, the guy on the left on your band photo definitely has one m8
Balls and glue, just like peanut butter and jelly. Always a good time, at least when it comes to Obscurset Vinyl songs 🤘😂
This is golden. My boyfriend and I laughed so hard that tears were shed!
Great storytelling about rural America exactly as it was, back in the good old days. Bruce Springsteen must have heard this, before he started to write his own Heartland Rock epics.
As one of the very few exceptions, the Sticky Sweethearts not only characterised a generation, but also occupied renowned historians who found it difficult to assign their concise and unmistakable style to an era. While the development from fartcore to shartcore can be located relatively clearly and odour-focused, the Stickys have always done their own thing. In the 60s and 70s, there were even wild conspiracy theories that the Sticky Sweethearts came from the future, because that was the only explanation for their fame. Fortunately, we know better today, because their unhappy relationship with glue, coupled with lovesickness, heartache and erectile adventures, makes the Stickys a colourful mixture, a rainbow of smells and sounds that will remain unforgotten forever.
There is no way you can convince me this song wasn't about Daisy Mae Lunghammer. I don't care how many talk shows they've gone on and denied the rumor. The timing is too convenient from when she dated the drummer of the Sticky Sweethearts. And she famously stated her singing career started to spite her father, who kept her from marrying an "unnamed musician".
😂
another banger, what were you waiting for?
I love that throwback lyric about glue HAHA!
I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Thank you so much for making this!
The Stickiest of The Sweetest
So sweet....
Shame on glue, shame on nude
Is it bad this is my comfort music it just makes me happy for no reason
The implication is after ALL THIS he saw her dad nude a second time. How would that even happen?
He run out of glue
Life is just fun like that.
Inevitable
Banger, after banger! The Sticky Sweethearts don't miss!
Classics only get better with time
My mom and dad made love to this song the first time they met.
This was the first album I bought on mini disc.
Yeah , They are back !!! Thank you !!! Please more
Good hits back in the day😢
I have to say, Tremendous!👌
The frickin' glue
Every song from the Sticky Sweethearts fucking kills.
Honestly, what do you want me to say...?
Fantastic 😂
I need an entire record of The Sticky Sweetharts so I can turn up to party and play it for people who have no idea what is happening
My neighbor love this song 😂
I FKIN LOVE THIS CHANNEL 😂❤😂
This was me and your Dads song 😢❤
The glue strikes again!
That was quite the journey. Thanks lads.
Finally! Been waiting an age for this.