I Let Jesus Take The Wheel,And He Crashed The Car (rare 1970's country vinyl)
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2024
- Coming Back With Another AI Hit Single From The Vaults Of AI. Cowboy Pbop Delivers Us A Song About The Time Period Where He Let Jesus Take The Wheel And Somehow Jesus Managed To Crash The Car . Cowboy Pbop Would Suffer Some Injuries Nothing Too Major . After The Incident He Would Write It Into A Song .#aimusic #ai #aisongs #comedymusic #music
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Jesus turned water into wine. He drank way too much water to drive.
🤣
Saw him turn all the water in a man's body into wine. I still hear the screams.
Jesus ain't even got a license! There goes your insurance bro.
Monday
He just gets angrier and angrier
Yep, he's getting there!😹😹😹
That face has me rolling!
Well, I think most people would be pissed off if Jesus' drunk a** totaled their damn car.
I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s.
They didn't.
Yeah it’s in the style. Not meant to actually trick people into thinking it actually WAS from the 70’s.
*Jewber
I'm guessing you didn't know its AI
I feel so sorry for your comment attracting all the people who don't recognize a joke holy shit.
Stop taking the wheel, Jesus. I'm trying to drive
Same.
Jesus doesn't fear death or prisons. The man can get himself out of both in 3 days tops.
Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict
But then he would've lost that particular flex
yet he let John rot on Patmos for 100 years just for lols. someone needs to look closer at this guy's tendencies
um but doesn't it say somewhere that a day with jesus is like a thousand years... so that's.... three thousand years LOL
@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.
"My hands must be a temple, BECAUSE THOSE FISTS ARE OPEN BAR !!!"
-JC
Still better than 99% of country made today
Is this ai?
@bobhope4949 I don't know for sure but I think so
If I'm wrong someone please correct me
@bobhope4949 ya it is I believe it is udio it's free to use and on Google
@@SpoopyNekoBitsy Yeh, this is AI. The AI shitpost parody music revolution is in full swing 😂
He tried to drive the car aCROSS the water.
He may walk on water but he doesn't hydroplane well.
You nailed that one
@@Leafer55 lol ✝️
Catholics pray to St. Christopher when driving.
He carried Jesus home drunk once.
Nice man.
Thats what you get for drinking yourself into a walking blackout, meeting some dude named Jesús at a bar, and fhen letting Jesús drive your car.
His blood is wine...
BAC 1.00
@@SentientSingularity goddamn right it is
Way over the limit. WAAAY OVER.
Transubstantiation.
I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes straight. The cover alone...
I've been laughing too but now im just listening casually chillin to it
I'd never let Jesus take the wheel. We'd probably get pulled over by Romans or something.
Never let him drive in Romania 😭
Jesus: “Remember: No Aramaic.”
Anybody else notice that on the cover, Jesus is driving the opposite direction of the rest of the traffic?
😂
Also Jesus left hand has two thumbs
Yes. I guess that explains the expressions on their faces.
Jesus is all about love each other and stuff, but he's a shitty designated driver.
Just looked closer at the picture and saw tail lights … realizing that Jesus is driving on the wrong side. JFC
This is proper use of AI
Well yeah, dude was born in like 30 BC, he doesn't know how to drive
Yea, letting a Jewish man from year zero to drive is probably not a good idea.
lol
We are playing this song at church this Sunday with the praise team haha
“I Pray to God, His Son, wouldn’t crash” goes hard as fuck in the paint.
I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states
Lmfao 😂😂 That Would Be A Classic If It Was A Movie .
Dammit, now I wish this was real. I'd absolutely pay to watch that
Last time I let Jesus take the wheel he drove from my house in Upstate New York to somewhere in the middle of the Australian Outback in a rented Subaru Outback. He killed a kangaroo and grilled it with some plants he found growing around. As we ate, he told me stories about angry servants and keepers of the flame.
Then the acid wore off. I was in the parking lot of some shitty Australia-themed restaurant with a bunch of partially eaten burgers and a couple of those fried onion monstrosities scattered around on the seats and floor of the car. Apparently this song had been on repeat, and I had been "singing" along, for at least twelve hours after getting the food.
Point is, make sure you know the source, kids. A friend's father's former bandmate's basement utility sink is apparently a good one. 👍
I miss the 90s.
Mad Messiah- Road Rager of the Resurrection
in a unusual twist of events, the local church would probably be willing to provide bail money
Lmfao! Funniest rebuttal to "Jesus take the wheel" ever!!! 😂😂😂
Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!
*jesus walking out of the bar ready to drive his friends home* where’s PBOP? Guess he drive home, hope he’s OK.”
It was Brian actually.
This wouldn't have happened with Zeus. Greek gods can hold their liquor.
Zeus is guaranteed to have at least a couple of warrants. You know why. 😂
@notreallymyname3736 I am not sure how that will work when the suspects' descriptions include a large bull and a swan.
@@julianhermanubis6800 haha that's a solid point!
@@julianhermanubis6800 You forgot the rain once, too
I so want to sneak this onto my local country station.
That would be absolutely fucking hilarious. And the FCC would be all over their ass. 😆
Ha, ha, jokes on him. He was so drunk he didn't realize it was Satan trolling him.😈
Nah, Satan's actually a good driver
My Jesus likes to party
JESUS DROVE FOR UBER IN THE 70S
Luckily he didn't get any passengers because there was no Uber app in the '70s.
"The drunk guy was an afthole to lend jesus his GD car"😂😂
@@dontaylor7315 In the '70s you needed to use a rotary phone to get an Uber. Not an "app" but a string of digits!
@@jamesslick4790 Omygod that's killing me!😆😂😅
@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!
Yeah, letting folks from the Iron Age drive without all the drivers' ed any of us would need to become competent is a bad idea...
I reckon Yeshua (better know by his Roman name of Jesus) would get a laugh outta this. Remember, whenever somebody says to be more like Jesus, you just remind them he chased people out of the temple with a cat-o-nine tails!
for changing money and selling livestock in a place of worship*
but yes, jesus does think this song is funny, i approve.
Don't trust him with a car. Not to mention the nails probably make the pedals stick. He drove mules.
I can't believe nobody has made this joke it's so obvious and hilarious.
you better let me get into heaven for this shit
You AI guys are insane! Jizzing out one crazy banger after another, this is going to turn the music industry completely upside down!
I have no idea why this showed up to me, but I am glad it did.
Jesus in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.
Wolf of Wall Street!
❤ these Graphics!
Great Summer Song.
The title alone cracked me up
the look on their faces is as good as the song! 🤣💀
I love how the other cars facing backwards
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you. And I love that picture.
Anyone ever noticed all the crosses lining the roadsides around the country? I've never seen a Star of David or Crescent Moon. I'm thinking they're better drivers.
Jesus could not even drive three nails into a wooden cross. How is he supposed to drive my man's whip home from the bar?
Amazing song! Great job. 😂
When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses.
Because Jesus loves you.
This song has turned me into a believer. Hallelujah!
I would so hang out in this honky tonk
"Jesus fuckin Christ you're gonna kill me I'm not like you i won't come back to life" 😅🤣👌🏼
I stay at Christian 12 step program right now, and only have couple more months left before I have to go REALLY WANT THIS POSTER HANGING IN MY ROOM
listend to it cleaning my kitchen, fkn lost it every few seconds 🤣
0:27!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I NEEDED this laugh today!!!!!
Made it about halfway through before my blasphemy limit was reached.
no worries, Kflashcarr888, god is imaginary
The song tries to hard to be funny! Too many lyrics!
You know, he was born about 30-31 years after the founding of the ROMAN EMPIRE! Maybe it is not a good idea to have him operating an automobile!
All I looked for was rare country songs WTF!!!😂 Lord forgive me I didn't expect that album cover!
I had plenty of nights when Jesus took the wheel 😂
I finally found Jesus, he was behind the wheel the whole time...
You should have asked Anubis to drive instead. He's a good driver, but he likes to stick his head out the window while he drives.
Soooooo close to awesome.
❤ to see this on the show " LIVE P.D." or "COPS"
The inspiration for Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood
bag of carlops in a car on the highway pricles :P with the 250 km
We say "Let Jesus take the wheel" but we always forget he was born thousands of years ago, he doesn't know how to drive.
Don't worry Lord I've got a 4x4 we can just go off road we're good Amen 🙏😁
@@user-ij4nc1cw2n jesus on a 4 wheeler or dirt bike would be rad.
@@patrickhernandez785 actually I really like the picture it would look awesome on my shop wall because there's no way my wife will let me have it in the house and that's a fact Jack 🤣👍🍻
god that art just tells a fucking story, like this is the climax of the Movie where Ted and Jesus go on a wild Blues Brothers Chase
Omg! My new favorite country song!🤣🤣🤣
"That was Jesus' blood?! He must be high 24 7!"
I about snorted my coffee up my nose when I heard this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best examples of AI art I've seen. Bravo.
It is rare, because nobody in the 1970s heard of it then, either.
I mean, just remember, the message of the Bible is not a message of _sobriety._ JC turns water into wine and it's hailed as a great _miracle._
Stop the car Jesus! Unlike you I'm not playing on godmode!
The cover art reminds me of a single from a soundtrack of a crazy 70s movie
This song appeared to me on a midnight and I don't know where it came from or why but man was it funny!
The image is freaking hilarious! Lol
I love this song and plan to play it in church this sunday.
This is Hank Williams jr slightly modified
No wonder he used to walk everywhere, his blood was straight wine.
I really want to sneak this into one of the old mix CD's that my Dad keeps in the truck.
Keep these songs a coming. Better than most new country or rock music now days
this is the best song on the internet.
Never let him drive in Romania, those Romans certainly bear a grudge against him 😭
Based on their eyeballs, Jesus & his partner riding shotgun are both tweaking HARD!
I dare you to go to Amish country and play this loud in a stagecoach 😂
I didn't know Uber was a thing in the 1970's. You learn something everyday.
Jesus should stick to carpentry instead of driving. And lay off the hooch too, I know he turned water to wine but yikes. 🍷+ 🚗 = 🚓 👮🏾♂️ 🚨
Makes ya wonder what happened to the shit he built
@chicagotom1643 well his "daddy" was Joseph so if he was a good carpenter then Jesus should be too. 🤔 🤷♂️
Friends don’t let imaginary friends drive drunk.
😂❤
That would explain why Jesus didn't let the imaginary singing cowboy take the wheel.😅
@@blackmagician7645 Jesus isn’t real, but if the cowboy isn’t then who is singing the song?
@@CycolacFan Ask Jesus.😅
@@blackmagician7645 can’t, he’s imaginary. 😉
Wow love this song 💓
The song structure is a bit fucked but the message makes up for it.... awesome
Erm why does the passenger look like cowboy He-Man?
Bet the bible belt loved this. Just like they like jetton and wheeler who mine similar territory. Love it.
I FOUND JESUS.!
He was behind the sofa all this time..!
Is anyone else discovering recently how many of these ai generated songs their are and how funny they are? 😂
WWJD What Would Jesus Drive?
Jesus fuckin Christ! Cars today are Jesus Priced!! Easy on the gas!
...
"The 'est of the 'est...
Now that's all that's left,
And it's funny now,
That all turned out,
Appropriately and how."
...
(Don't come back now ya' hear.)
For Tod so loved the beer that he gave his only certified diver, that whosoever ride with him should not get pulled over, but have everlasting bar nights.