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OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - You​’​re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen
LYRICS:
HEY! EXCUSE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, BITCH
YOU'RE JUST ORDERING A FUCKIN' SANDWICH
JUST PICK A BREAD!
MAKE IT QUICK!
PICK A MEAT, SOME FUCKIN' CHEESE.
OR SUCK MY DICK!
YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
IN THIS DELICATESSEN
YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
IN THIS DELICATESSEN
TICK TOCK, THE CLOCKS RUNNING OUT!
NOW I GOTTA TAKE THIS DICKWEED DOWN!
IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD
WHEN SMASHED YOUR FACE INTO THE COUNTER
I THINK I SAW JESUS CHRIST!
HE SAID,"MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF THAT ASSHOLE'S HEAD!"
I SAID, "LORD GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD!"
AS I PUNCHED A STACK OF DELI MEATS
DOWN HIS FUCKIN THROAT
YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
IN THIS DELICATESSEN
YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
IN THIS DELICATESSEN
CHECK THIS OUT BITCH!
(FLUTE SOLO)
IT'S JUST BREAD, CHEESE, MEAT, AND SPREAD
COME ON! USE YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD!
IT'S JUST BREAD, CHEESE, MEAT, AND SPREAD
COME ON! USE YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD!
IT AIN'T FUCKIN' ROCKET SCIENCE!
JUST PICK A BREAD!
MAKE IT QUICK!
PICK A MEAT, SOME FUCKIN' CHEESE.
OR SUCK MY DICK!
YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
IN THIS DELICATESSEN
YOU'RE GONNA LEARN A LESSON
IN THIS DELICATESSEN
AS I PUNCHED A STACK OF DELI MEATS
DOWN HIS FUCKIN THROAT
HE STARTED TO CHOKE
I SAID....YEAH!...SORRY
I GOTTA GO!
LORD GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD!
JUST FUCKIN USE YOUR HEAD!
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88.6 WFRT | Crazy Ain in the Morning | "Who's The Dummy?" Broadcast 03
Переглядів 9 тис.День тому
GET YOUR 88.6 WFRT SHIRTS: shorturl.at/Clc6H That's right, folks! SUMMER IS HERE! Let Crazy Ain be your guide to the perfect summer! Join your favorite radio DJ and the cast of the H.A.G.N.T.F.N.S (Having A Good Night Tonight Friday Night Spectacular) hit TV show, "Who’s The Dummy?" Plus, don’t miss the excitement as we reveal the winner of the ULTIMATE SUMMER OASIS BACKYARD MAKEOVER call-in co...
The Sticky Sweethearts (Original BACK TO THE FUTURE edit)
Переглядів 33 тис.21 день тому
A few of you reminded me that THIS was the original song in Back to the Future! The Sticky Sweethearts were robbed when the song was changed last minute from the original version of The Shadow Of My Wiener to Earth Angel. Bad move. Great movie though.
The Sticky Sweethearts - Pullin' Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)
Переглядів 114 тис.21 день тому
LYRICS: Sitting in my room Crying like a fuckin’ tool I’ve tried everything What else could I possibly do?! You got me pulling out my pubes. You got me pulling out my pubes. You got me pulling out my pubes. Tryin to get back to you! Pullin’ and pullin’, And fuckin’ plucking’ Don’t tell me that I’m pullin’ out my pubes For fuckin’ nothing! Like.. She loves me! (She loves me not) She loves me! (S...
Reyna - Fartin' In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It's Friday)
Переглядів 115 тис.Місяць тому
LYRICS Knock, knock, knock, No one’s fucking home I’m just fartin in my bedroom all alone Thank God it’s Friday! You can all eat my shit I’m not leaving my room So fuckin get over it! If you need to reach me I’ll be in my room I’ll open the window To show you the moon As you scream “just come out, please!” I’ll stick out my butt And unload mad feces No, no one’s fucking home I’m just fartin in ...
The Secrets Your A**hole Keeps
Переглядів 201 тис.Місяць тому
Don't be fooled by the imposters, there is only ONE Reyna! Most commonly known as the "Gross Tiffany". LYRICS: Dude! Oh don't lie to me, my guy I'm gonna ask you one last time Whose lipstick is on your asshole tonight? Cause dude, I fuckin' know it ain't mine Boy, bend over and spread those cheeks I wanna know the secrets your asshole keeps Boy, bend over and spread those cheeks I wanna know th...
The Shadow of My Wiener
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The Sticky Sweethearts, "The Shadow of My Wiener", the B-side of the hit single "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again" #obscurestvinyl #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #
88.6 WFRT | Crazy Ain in the Morning | "Hog Heaven" Broadcast 02
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Another action-packed broadcast! Buy the shirt! obscurestvinyl-shop.fourthwall.com/
88.6 WFRT | Crazy Ain in the Morning | Broadcast 01
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88.6 WFRT | Crazy Ain in the Morning | Broadcast 01
Daydreamin' (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To Piss on the Dump To Cut It in Half)
Переглядів 115 тис.2 місяці тому
A piece of a very beautifully shot music video for Sherm McAleavey's song "Daydreamin' (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To Piss on the Dump To Cut It in Half)"
Rodney Munch - It's Time To Take a Sh*t on the Company​’​s Dime (FULL SONG)
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Rodney Munch - It's Time To Take a Sh*t on the Company​’​s Dime (FULL SONG)
Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This (FULL SONG)
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Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This (FULL SONG)
Reyna - F**kin' Dustin' off This Old Butthole (FULL SONG)
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Reyna - F kin' Dustin' off This Old Butthole (FULL SONG)
Kevin Walker | "Red, White, and Cancelled: An American Comedy Album" (Official Trailer)
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Kevin Walker | "Red, White, and Cancelled: An American Comedy Album" (Official Trailer)

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @alfonsog.3152
    @alfonsog.3152 11 хвилин тому

    What do you mean First time?

  • @johnralph3704
    @johnralph3704 22 хвилини тому

    This was my high school graduation song. A flood of memories came back. Thanks, Obscurest Vinyl.

  • @RogerTodger154
    @RogerTodger154 Годину тому

    Breslin had the strongest pimp hand in the game. He kept his bitches in line. Made Ike Turner look like Danny Tanner.

  • @nsxdarin
    @nsxdarin Годину тому

    This implies he's seen it more than once 👀

  • @Paethgoat
    @Paethgoat Годину тому

    The Sticky Sweethearts are the best!

  • @thedungeondweller
    @thedungeondweller Годину тому

    Gimme the full thing! On Spotify, Please! I beg of you, I'm almost certain I'll be in the top 10 listeners. I love everything you produce ❤

  • @benfromalbuquerque6083
    @benfromalbuquerque6083 Годину тому

    First time I jacked off this song was playing. I was watching my hot stepmom spray up her big hair with Aqua Net and Reyna was on the radio.

  • @misteronionbro1022
    @misteronionbro1022 Годину тому

    I remember when my grandpa would sing this to me before bed.

  • @reallygoodclips9733
    @reallygoodclips9733 2 години тому

    Such a treasure! amazing it’s been all these years and they just discovered this. Millennials (who I think are 18-23 years old) would never understand

  • @AussieEvil
    @AussieEvil 2 години тому

    The banjo player just happened to be in the same building that day and decided to join the jam session

  • @coolguyman16
    @coolguyman16 2 години тому

    Ninja Sex Party called, they want their music back

  • @apolloc.vermouth5672
    @apolloc.vermouth5672 2 години тому

    There is SO much to unpack here.

  • @j.redbeard99
    @j.redbeard99 2 години тому

    😂😂

  • @jasonrosenburg9172
    @jasonrosenburg9172 2 години тому

    My man please release a full version of this song holy shit

  • @alexrgee
    @alexrgee 2 години тому

    Father's Day was never the same again......

  • @keithconner9036
    @keithconner9036 2 години тому

    The first time, and glued again. Hahaha. He has a way of repeating nightmares

  • @user-rb3br9ed6r
    @user-rb3br9ed6r 2 години тому

    This is a great find and an underrated track.

  • @CrimeBeanus
    @CrimeBeanus 3 години тому

    "he heard me rip ass" hahaha always gotta go there huh

  • @masterbaits4578
    @masterbaits4578 3 години тому

    I'm hoping for an extended version later.

  • @smokeeater917
    @smokeeater917 3 години тому

    Another lost banger from The Sticky Sweethearts. Little known fact about this particular song, is that not too long after this incident, the father he talks about was killed in an unfortunate smelting accident and the bassist, Karl Kumstain, went on to actually marry the mother.

  • @seanvalentinus
    @seanvalentinus 3 години тому

    I can't believe that he managed to keep his schlong full-mast while hiding under the bed for *so* long, only to end up with a dead boner because the dad found him. Such a tragic song.

  • @brockobama4408
    @brockobama4408 3 години тому

    Ive got so much anticipation for some Reyna lost classics

    • @Pelcurus
      @Pelcurus 12 хвилин тому

      B-hole B-sides

  • @Theflawsquad
    @Theflawsquad 3 години тому

    When will it come out?

  • @randyrrandelson6444
    @randyrrandelson6444 3 години тому

    Given the song title it sounds like there was a second time or perhaps a third time too

  • @ANDX259
    @ANDX259 4 години тому

    Bruh, Sticky Sweethearts dropping fire like it's nobody's business.

  • @Rings421
    @Rings421 4 години тому

    A new single from The Sticky Sweethearts!

  • @chayimweinstock443
    @chayimweinstock443 4 години тому

    I need an actual album of this stuff 🤣🤣

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 4 години тому

    Foiled by a fart.

    • @ObscurestVinyl
      @ObscurestVinyl 3 години тому

      After hours and hours of chillin under the bed too

  • @creepyp9457
    @creepyp9457 4 години тому

    When’s the album of The Sticky Sweethearts coming out??? I LOVE THEM!!!!

  • @phatgringo2.0
    @phatgringo2.0 4 години тому

    This happened in August of '63. Mom was even more mad when they had to buy a new mattress.

  • @j0barr
    @j0barr 4 години тому

    Damn, way to work a life's worth of backstory into not even half a song. 😂

  • @KanawhaCountyWX
    @KanawhaCountyWX 4 години тому

    I hope that someday we can actually get real vinyl singles of these songs. I would love to just slip one into a jukebox in one of those styled diners to surprise the guests.

  • @kayjay135
    @kayjay135 4 години тому

    There was a b-side all this time?!! Fool me once - shame on you!

  • @Outside998
    @Outside998 4 години тому

    First time? You mean it happened mulitple times?

  • @sh1tshow-supervisor
    @sh1tshow-supervisor 4 години тому

    Fuckin eh. I do this shit every day.

  • @mikeyjhilli
    @mikeyjhilli 4 години тому

    Well, if that isn't all forms of an awkward situation.

  • @billykilgannon
    @billykilgannon 4 години тому

    yeah that's Roddy Rodsteiner on the p-bass... one of the studio greats.

  • @ShortbusMooner
    @ShortbusMooner 5 годин тому

    🤯

  • @SA-gb6qb
    @SA-gb6qb 5 годин тому

    My dad was conceived to this song

  • @peterlubbers5947
    @peterlubbers5947 5 годин тому

    Oh golly there is a B side!

  • @solidsnake2085
    @solidsnake2085 5 годин тому

    I cant wait for the whole sticky sweethearts album!

  • @FarronOfHouseFarron
    @FarronOfHouseFarron 5 годин тому

    My grandfather had a signed copy of this on vinyl.

  • @DankDrCuck
    @DankDrCuck 5 годин тому

    Oh hell yeah this is great

  • @nortonman5238
    @nortonman5238 5 годин тому

    I am dying for more content. Holy shit i need the full song 😂😂

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 5 годин тому

    Even their B-side material is top knotch!

  • @ManillaHeep
    @ManillaHeep 5 годин тому

    But definitely not the last time 😉

  • @gordonshumway4617
    @gordonshumway4617 6 годин тому

    Fellas, if your girl gets paid to shit and gets paid to wipe then that's not your girl, she's getting paid to shit on the company's dime

  • @moretoknowshow1887
    @moretoknowshow1887 7 годин тому

    I remember seeing Mayor on Soul Train, he was the only cat that could turn Don Cornelius three shades of pale.

  • @nightstalker3142
    @nightstalker3142 9 годин тому

    This could unironically run on a GTA radio station.