Watching *Don't Worry Darling* until I lose my will to live

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  • @signofthecrimes1534
    @signofthecrimes1534 Рік тому +9410

    the fact that this is a psychological thriller and dylan is slowly losing in mind makes it more perfect

    • @KateJn
      @KateJn Рік тому +157

      Phycological thriller ?. Like honestly I really do like psychological thrillers there fun to watch as they hold you in tension and make you really feel it. This had literally nothing tense or good about it. It felt weird and stiff and it was made up of a lot of problems harry styles being one of those problems. I respect him as a person and as a great guy and good singer but his acting ability just sucks and you can see that. It could have done so much better I swear

    • @jensenkaris9534
      @jensenkaris9534 Рік тому +142

      @@KateJn Let’s just say it was supposed to be a psychological thriller…

    • @KateJn
      @KateJn Рік тому +24

      @@jensenkaris9534 yeah. It would be so much cooler and more fun to watch if it was done properly

    • @signofthecrimes1534
      @signofthecrimes1534 Рік тому +55

      @@KateJn as a harry stan I gotta agree his acting was mid. jumping from a small part in dunkirk to a major role wasn't the best choice especially since he isn't an actor, he's a singer.

    • @edithputhy4948
      @edithputhy4948 Рік тому +6

      @@signofthecrimes1534 mid would be average, this was so jarringly bad that it took me out of the movie every time I saw him

  • @amyb0621
    @amyb0621 Рік тому +15129

    You can always count on Dylan to start hitting on the characters once he’s bored with the movie

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 Рік тому +79

      Yep 😂

    • @virginiafernandez6846
      @virginiafernandez6846 Рік тому +102

      I feel 3 minutes is some sort of record

    • @edithputhy4948
      @edithputhy4948 Рік тому +1

      I don't think I've ever seen dylan this horny but apparently he likes getting punished by pretty ladies lol

  • @clariluna
    @clariluna Рік тому +2958

    It actually makes sense that she notices all those weird things but doesnt do anything cause when you're asleep you don't question anything that happens to you in a dream, you just follow

    • @jtm881
      @jtm881 11 місяців тому +312

      That's a good interpretation- they probably could have capitalised on this idea a bit more. Like the flashbacks to her real life drawing more parallels to her waking up from a bad dream.

    • @ivanhenderson31
      @ivanhenderson31 8 місяців тому +60

      No…dying,flight responses, or shocking events in sleep can easily wake people up…the random visions presented throughout the film are mangled together and don’t work well with the random events that take place in the dream world. It’s poor build up and then the execution dies multiple times when it should have taken place no more than 70% of the way into the film.

    • @kenkan-edgy7206
      @kenkan-edgy7206 3 місяці тому +16

      I mean it makes sense in a way but I’m just wondering how would she escape since Jack is dead? Because she would wake up tied up and he would be dead next to her. Does it mean she died or she found a way to escape?

    • @nicoleskorupsky1007
      @nicoleskorupsky1007 Місяць тому +2

      ⁠@@ivanhenderson31
      You gotta realize this wasn’t her choice, she was forced into this and chained down to the bed and she couldn’t move and we can probably assume she was drugged with something to stay in the simulation. There’s also something called sleep paralysis where if you have a bad dream or something you can “wake up” and you’ll just be stuck unable to move, this could also be a possible explanation. Sure the sequences are randomly thrown in with no explanation but that’s the point of it, you aren’t supposed to get an explanation and it’s like you’re living through her life.

    • @jmarais
      @jmarais Місяць тому +3

      ​@@kenkan-edgy7206 it was confirmed she escaped. her mouth wasn't covered so i just assumed she screamed loud enough so her neighbors can hear

  • @baylieanderson4702
    @baylieanderson4702 Рік тому +5989

    I think in the original script Jack (Harry Styles character) was supposed to be way more angry, manipulative, and abusive. Not the toned down version in the film. There was also more signs about Alice having a different life. Like whenever she would wash her hands, she would wash them really throughly like a surgeon and stuff like that.

    • @its_himm_
      @its_himm_ 10 місяців тому

      that's probably why Olivia was dicksucking so hard about Shia being in the film. I wonder if they had cast accordingly (Not shia but someone who could play that type of character well) how it could have gone.

    • @malakatout
      @malakatout 10 місяців тому +358

      why did they change it

    • @apocalypsedreamss
      @apocalypsedreamss 9 місяців тому +337

      why would they leave this out ugh

    • @erin5735
      @erin5735 9 місяців тому +241

      When Olivia Wilde bought the idea she completely changed a bunch of things about the movie

    • @blancayanez5575
      @blancayanez5575 8 місяців тому +166

      I think they changed it because Harry is playing him. I love my boy Harry but he should’ve played that version of him. I wish they allowed him to be more complex characters.

  • @kimhaze1790
    @kimhaze1790 Рік тому +24571

    Dylan not knowing people used newspaper to clean the windows makes him look younger than that nose ring ever could

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis Рік тому +631

      The next couple of generations might not even know what a newspaper is!
      Actually, I changed my mind. Newspapers survived radio & TV, so they'll probably still be around, until we can download the daily news directly into our brains (ala the Matrix).

    • @Illyriad
      @Illyriad Рік тому +1

      @@Naptosis we can download it to our hand, that's probably good enough once the boomers go.

    • @MiraSsera
      @MiraSsera Рік тому +935

      We still use newspapers to clean the windows and mirrors, I thought everyone did that lmao??

    • @woomygosh
      @woomygosh Рік тому +337

      @@MiraSsera lmao there's a window cleaning stash of newspapers in our cleaning supplies cabinet at all times

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis Рік тому +125

      @@Illyriad You're probably right, but there's _something_ about touching real paper which makes it appealing (like real books), even if it's an objectively less efficient way to gather information.
      Plus one can make a Millwall Brick out of a newspaper (a dangerous improvised weapon that seems perfectly innocent) - you can't do fun stuff like that with a mobile!

  • @Misspol222
    @Misspol222 Рік тому +9665

    This movie reminded me of those story ideas that randomly pop up in my brain when I'm half asleep, and at that time my brain is like "holy shit that's the most groundbreaking idea ever, I got to wake up and write it down because it gonna make me famous", but when I read it the next morning I realise it doesn't make any sense

    • @averyrae8666
      @averyrae8666 Рік тому +92

      real

    • @vishakhagoswami956
      @vishakhagoswami956 Рік тому +31

      Fr

    • @brynniefresh9746
      @brynniefresh9746 Рік тому +296

      the actual movie that was written was much better…they rewrote it and it wasn’t a big reveal she found out pretty quickly and then is figuring out how to escape secretly

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Рік тому +164

      @@brynniefresh9746 WTF that sounds 10x more interesting and its exactly the idea dylan had for it too why did they sabotage the potential of this movie 😭

    • @eastereggggg
      @eastereggggg Рік тому +72

      I wrote one of those late night notes and I said "She took those two too to" and I thought I was a literary genius 😭😭

  • @emilyfraser
    @emilyfraser Рік тому +2637

    Dylan screaming, “I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES! What about the eggs!!” During the sex scene on the dinner table 😂😂

  • @aesinam
    @aesinam Рік тому +7056

    Dylan is not wrong about how Shia's crazy acting would have been perfect in this.

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali Рік тому +436

      Once he said that, my entire opinion and outlook on the film changed. Like, what a sh(t human (apparently), but damn, would his acting and edge have made this film different - perhaps, even better

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM Рік тому +306

      Shia would play a perfect psychopath because he's definitely got extreme issues and talent. Just don't think it would be fair to his victim. He's in another film right now and it's unfortunate imo.

    • @estescorpse8727
      @estescorpse8727 Рік тому +102

      Very true. As much as I love Harry and am a fan of his music, let's be honest here his acting in the movie was very underwhelming. Shia would've played a better role since admittedly he is talented, but he is a horrible human being.

    • @halfmoon2304
      @halfmoon2304 Рік тому +5

      Shia labeouf?

    • @syd7608
      @syd7608 10 місяців тому +48

      @@ami8181 he was accused of physically, verbally, and emotionally abusing fka twigs. he later alluded to her in a couple interviews essentially admitting to causing her harm, though never clarifying. he’s directly admitted to cheating on every woman he’s ever been in a relationship with and being aggressive on substances. he seemed to have changed into a better person in the articles i’ve read, but i don’t follow up on him and this might be cherry picked instances of growth

  • @amalie3881
    @amalie3881 Рік тому +5390

    dylan guessing the plot accidentally in the first 3 minutes at 2:44 is the best part of this video

    • @irmakyesilkaya4468
      @irmakyesilkaya4468 Рік тому +181

      I was flabbergasted

    • @kaodi6993
      @kaodi6993 Рік тому +118

      what plot, I was just getting into the movie whe it ended

    • @zacspivey1185
      @zacspivey1185 Рік тому +65

      Yep I made the joke and facepalmed when that was the twist

    • @NotLaykin
      @NotLaykin Рік тому +8

      I was just about to comment that 😂

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Рік тому +2

      @@mustafafh4402 huh?

  • @maude7577
    @maude7577 Рік тому +7459

    Dylan simping over Gemma's character is the most relatable part

    • @jessicalukram74
      @jessicalukram74 Рік тому +39

      Fr

    • @symon9847
      @symon9847 Рік тому +148

      Legit i was literally bored out of my midn most of the movie, the only parts i was engaged were her scenes. The only slay performance.

    • @Havanah-ov4yt
      @Havanah-ov4yt Рік тому +75

      I agree the only times I liked the movie was when she was on screen. I really hope she gets more significant roles in the future man

    • @vuyolwethu_m26
      @vuyolwethu_m26 Рік тому +61

      she's the main reason I watched this movie. love Florence but she wasn't enough to sell it.

    • @dananabread6632
      @dananabread6632 Рік тому +7

      So true

  • @mayotzen9728
    @mayotzen9728 Рік тому +6141

    I love how Dylan expresses more emotion watching the movie than any of the characters did the whole film

    • @RicoSoprano_
      @RicoSoprano_ Рік тому

      You sound dumb af Florence Pugh performance was greater than any emotion he could ever display for his UA-cam channel

    • @louisatrow4933
      @louisatrow4933 Рік тому +74

      I thought like harry styles put his all into his US accent at first (i actually was born and grew up a couple hours away from where he lived in the Uk) and then as like the film went on he was like "Fuck it, they cant kick me off at this point" and literally just gave in lols

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel Рік тому +41

      yooo leave my girl Florence outta this 😭

    • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
      @Idiot_TaylorsVersion Рік тому +128

      I wouldn’t say ALL of the characters. Definitely Harry’s character, but Florence was amazing as always in this movie

    • @sydneylanigan4657
      @sydneylanigan4657 Рік тому +69

      Don’t you dare disrespect my queen Florence like that

  • @geekgirl616
    @geekgirl616 Рік тому +780

    The fact that Dylan guesses it’s a simulation almost immediately

    • @gaia.cavalcante7942
      @gaia.cavalcante7942 Рік тому +33

      y’all didn’t catch it right away? the thing that bored me the most about this movie was that everything was already known

    • @geekgirl616
      @geekgirl616 Рік тому +7

      @@gaia.cavalcante7942 no I just thought it was funny that he guessed it that quickly

    • @RebelOfRock
      @RebelOfRock 6 місяців тому

      That's just how obvious it was, @@geekgirl616.

    • @DrawingPicture
      @DrawingPicture 3 місяці тому

      I was like - is it aliens keeping them? 🤔 ​@@gaia.cavalcante7942

  • @museenergy
    @museenergy Рік тому +7936

    SEMI-SPOILER: Very impressed by how it took Dylan less than 3 minutes to unintentionally decipher the truth behind it all.

  • @amiyah4484
    @amiyah4484 Рік тому +11541

    Crazy how Dylan unintentionally figured out the entire movie in less than 5 minutes

    • @jerronscoolself2239
      @jerronscoolself2239 Рік тому +34

      ikr

    • @ginalinetti8975
      @ginalinetti8975 Рік тому +243

      He always does that

    • @lennygriffin2761
      @lennygriffin2761 Рік тому +23

      @@ginalinetti8975 damn it! I was just about to comment the exact same thing

    • @ginalinetti8975
      @ginalinetti8975 Рік тому +13

      @@lennygriffin2761 haha beat you to it

    • @maevem316
      @maevem316 Рік тому +132

      Tbh, you could get it even from the trailer: it's just Stepford Wives but in a simulation, I can *not* tell what the point of making this movie was

  • @bonniemcauliffe1873
    @bonniemcauliffe1873 11 місяців тому +623

    i feel like if the movie started with her being taken to the facility and harry styles screaming in the car, and then the whole movie is her trying to remember what she was trying to solve, and then we get introduced to the world through her eyes from the people gently reminding her of it from her memory loss, which then leads to the plot twist Jack was (something other people have suggested also) some nurse who stalked her, making it creepier...it could actually be a real movie with the material and ideas that they had but chose to make it 'artsy' and lost direction

    • @applebee4123
      @applebee4123 6 місяців тому +29

      i agree but it feels like a movie

  • @YamiBlake
    @YamiBlake Рік тому +2155

    Dylan having beef with the language and subtitle options had me laughing so hard

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Рік тому +16

      he got a point tho

    • @alicedruitt4805
      @alicedruitt4805 11 місяців тому +17

      Better story than the film.

    • @nailsonpointbynina
      @nailsonpointbynina 10 місяців тому +5

      this was hilarious

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 8 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @breebloo
      @breebloo 8 місяців тому +6

      right? I was so entertained by the intensity of his anger with that subtitles option

  • @c-greystars2356
    @c-greystars2356 Рік тому +5510

    the real psychological thriller here was watching dylan slowly descend into madness. very entertaining, had me on the edge of my seat. would watch again

    • @nnn9122
      @nnn9122 Рік тому +51

      10/10

    • @jiyama
      @jiyama Рік тому +64

      watching him writh in pain and in literal tears during He's All That was *chef's kiss* cant wait to see the same here

    • @Holly_Wrote
      @Holly_Wrote Рік тому +9

      Can't descend into something you are already in :p his reactions make me laugh so much!

    • @annabean1150
      @annabean1150 Рік тому +5

      We love seeing Dylan in pain

    • @Holly_Wrote
      @Holly_Wrote Рік тому +5

      @@annabean1150 his pain is our laughter, which I believe he would be cool with

  • @anhtheton
    @anhtheton Рік тому +6976

    8:35
    i don’t think we give dylan enough credit, he caught such a specific moment that most people didn’t see

    • @kaylasbored7751
      @kaylasbored7751 Рік тому +427

      That’s what I’m saying I was so surprised of that part I watched it 2 times and never noticed that

    • @toni3762
      @toni3762 Рік тому +62

      The bar is on the floor

    • @kaylasbored7751
      @kaylasbored7751 Рік тому +42

      @@toni3762 ?

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Рік тому +116

      @@toni3762 did YOU catch that moment?

    • @naf3939
      @naf3939 Рік тому +318

      Seriously I didn't even notice that and I was like what was he trying to pause for making a joke or something about the curtain closing

  • @goose4346
    @goose4346 Рік тому +1234

    Watching him swoon over Gemma Chan the whole movie was hilarious and amazing💀

    • @666Clayman82
      @666Clayman82 9 місяців тому +31

      Well, get in line and don't cut, Dylan

  • @Saycille
    @Saycille Рік тому +1564

    Feels like this should have been a 22 minute Twilight Zone episode

  • @aditiv
    @aditiv Рік тому +4478

    2:45 the fact that dylan managed to figure the secret out two minutes into the video and then continued to wonder what the secret was is killing me

    • @erickagilson7179
      @erickagilson7179 Рік тому +161

      It’s just a common trait that he has, especially when he does “horror” movies

    • @senpaisear-edge
      @senpaisear-edge Рік тому +216

      It was very predictable tbh. But this idea has a lot of potential and can be executed well if the writers were decent and the olivia wasn’t wildin

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 Рік тому +39

      @@senpaisear-edge olivia wasn't wildin XD I love that!

    • @Cantmakeupmymindonaname
      @Cantmakeupmymindonaname Рік тому +6

      My husband says i do the same thing, he says it fascinates him

    • @etaylor8028
      @etaylor8028 Рік тому +8

      Let's be real he probably already watched the film beforehand. Like every other reaction youtuber.

  • @hanaetheeissilent9566
    @hanaetheeissilent9566 Рік тому +25142

    We owe the actor who plays Hardin an apology cause he does a pretty good Harry

    • @ariadnabarrientos3625
      @ariadnabarrientos3625 Рік тому +2290

      Stop, this comment made me cackle because I thought the same thing!

    • @naomiruiz30
      @naomiruiz30 Рік тому +724

      Damn why I was just thinking about this? 🤣

    • @ddaveeva1885
      @ddaveeva1885 Рік тому +604

      that's what I've been thinking the whole time nooo 😭😭

    • @yosrmedhat2308
      @yosrmedhat2308 Рік тому +94

      Who said he plays harry 😃

    • @lilyharris9040
      @lilyharris9040 Рік тому +209

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUHHT😭

  • @anonymousmuse
    @anonymousmuse Рік тому +3821

    the movie feels like that high school short film you do where you already had a script but as filming started you wanted to. make changes so you made changes but when crunch time came you realize your original script was better but there's no time to shoot the new missing scenes so you had to make do with what you had by making it look cool with how you edited and compiled everything your team did and only realized after post-production that it was a shitshow.

    • @173paige
      @173paige Рік тому +14

      🤣🤣

    • @arunima8138
      @arunima8138 Рік тому +140

      This sounds so specific

    • @joykaju
      @joykaju Рік тому +89

      did this happen to u by any chance…😭

    • @Louise-wk5yf
      @Louise-wk5yf Рік тому +18

      Well guess what, the original script is miles better for this.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh Рік тому +12

      Sounds so close to what happened

  • @Ally-tg6eq
    @Ally-tg6eq Рік тому +2801

    so glad i didn't waste my time actually watching this movie and decided to just watch this instead lmfao

    • @FreshJez
      @FreshJez Рік тому +57

      I went to the cinema to watch this. What an L

    • @cryingline9697
      @cryingline9697 Рік тому +4

      same

    • @elia_simon
      @elia_simon Рік тому +18

      me with like every movie dylan watches lmao

    • @7Angiita
      @7Angiita Рік тому +1

      same

    • @gabbyherman5763
      @gabbyherman5763 Рік тому +10

      Lol same I was so excited from the trailer but after this nah 😅 I’ll save my money

  • @erinedwards209
    @erinedwards209 Рік тому +9360

    Dylan begging Harry to act better has so much more emotion than anything Harry said in the movie

    • @Dannalasapa
      @Dannalasapa Рік тому +56

      LMAO

    • @kierbaldwin2054
      @kierbaldwin2054 Рік тому +309

      I love Harry but I gotta agree. Him and this movie just don’t work. Everyone but Pugh suuuucked

    • @user-rv7ge1tc4l
      @user-rv7ge1tc4l Рік тому +77

      @@kierbaldwin2054 Chris Pine was pretty good imo

    • @daveyJ0nes
      @daveyJ0nes Рік тому +110

      Fr I saw my policeman and it was amazing. Olivia and Harry should NOT have been in a relationship during production cuz she changed the WHOLE script THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD after she hired him. And didn't even push him to do an American accent ALL BRITISH ACTORS CAN DO ANY AMERICAN ACCENTS 😭 I was so disappointed and I only watched a third of the movie.

    • @kierbaldwin2054
      @kierbaldwin2054 Рік тому +29

      @@daveyJ0nes I feel like she just ruined it herself.

  • @Chris-ln7tr
    @Chris-ln7tr Рік тому +4226

    this movie has SO many issues but i think the biggest one is how sanitized harry’s character is. he’s supposed to be abusive, manipulative, controlling, and violent, but they hide all of that and it takes so much away from the movie

    • @potatospud9365
      @potatospud9365 Рік тому +226

      He's not supposed to come across as any of those things. If he did, we wouldn't be questioning the main character's sanity. Also, that's the point. One of the messages is that any seemingly normal guy could fall prey to this kind of misogynist cult-like mentality under certain conditions. I think Olivia Wilde alluded to the idea (in an interview) that the film was a criticism of people like Andrew Tate who instill dangerous ideas in vulnerable/impressionable male minds.

    • @whatreallymatters571
      @whatreallymatters571 Рік тому +280

      @@potatospud9365 you still don't question it though, because they give you absolutely nothing. Whatever you think you are questioning is a projection, because Harry delivered nothing like that, he didn't even give off incel vibes when he was discovered. Even the uncovering was boring and by fault of the direction of the movie we already knew the main character wasn't crazy, and it actually was because of how "normal" all the man acted. The meaning and the actual visualization don't match.

    • @beanybabyrabie
      @beanybabyrabie Рік тому +19

      @@potatospud9365 no she used the opportunity to insult Jordan Peterson

    • @varunkrishnaswamy4252
      @varunkrishnaswamy4252 Рік тому +3

      @@beanybabyrabie Nice

    • @dulapeep420
      @dulapeep420 Рік тому +81

      @@potatospud9365 the only reason why I understood a bit of what Olivia was trying to do in the film was because I had read her take on jordan peterson, if I hadn't read that, I wouldn't have understood anything which should not be the case. People shouldn't have to read a director's opinion on sth to be able to understand the film that they've made.

  • @Maddie-qu3kp
    @Maddie-qu3kp 5 місяців тому +75

    Daniel radcliffe wouldve been the perfect cast for charming psychopathic british husband and you cant convince me otherwise

  • @marion_t
    @marion_t Рік тому +949

    What you said about Shia was SO TRUE !
    If he was the main actor the quality of this movie would've been so much better bc he would've brought some CRAZY reaction out of Florence.

    • @MarlaSingersCancer
      @MarlaSingersCancer Рік тому +155

      And Shia is good at doing intense and crazy and angry but also suddenly going soft and sad and vulnerable. You could totally see how he'd do a good job in this type of role. But Harry is like a void.

    • @Xenpen6
      @Xenpen6 Рік тому +46

      True Shia is a great actor and florence and him would have made thjs movie and the acting so much better.

    • @LogCoulson9
      @LogCoulson9 Рік тому +10

      His performance in pieces of a woman show a little what he could've brought to this movie

  • @AliceMayPalace
    @AliceMayPalace Рік тому +2815

    So, I actually read the orignal script by the Van Dyke brothers while I was a Development Intern at a film production company, way before the second rewrite or any stars' attachment. It was messy even then, but it had closure. In the original script, we learn that 'Alice' (name changed from Evelyn) is in the simulation about 3/4's through the script. There were multiple portals around the town that the men could enter back to the real world through. She escapes through one of them, waking in the simulation machine in 2050. She climbs out, walks around the apartment where she discovers that her ex husband 'Jack' (originally Clifford) had kidnapped her and forced her into the machine/simulation. She was actually a famous surgeon, but he faked her death. Clifford then returns home, they fight, she kills him and escapes. The end, lol.
    It seems the original script was a much more overt critiscim of the horrors of misogyny. Clifford was basically an incel and the simulation was for men who felt emasculated by the women around them being more succesful than them. So, their fantasy was to return to the time where women were 'put in their place as housewives'. Also there was no Chris Pine character or Olivia Wilde's character lol. They went to such lengths in the final film to 'keep you guessing' that no one knew what the fuck was going on by the end lmao

    • @fishmagee5135
      @fishmagee5135 Рік тому +407

      That is so much better whyyy😭

    • @vasumathimenaka
      @vasumathimenaka Рік тому +249

      Thanks. This plot is so much better.

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 Рік тому +176

      I would love this, this idea for a story had so much promise, it COULD have been so scary yk what I mean

    • @dianak6319
      @dianak6319 Рік тому +126

      See when they showed them in flashbacks in the real world I thought that was were it's going.. Them splitting and Harry forcing this on her against her will

    • @bragny
      @bragny Рік тому +58

      I mean that's basically the stepford wives just updated to be about a simulation instead of robots

  • @samcarmen
    @samcarmen Рік тому +4891

    True Facts:
    -Dylan has a real nose piercing
    -He is finished with his book and is writing the sequel
    -He is very serious, no jokes
    -He went to a real college, no scams there
    -Today is Monday, not Friday

    • @emmam1282
      @emmam1282 Рік тому +293

      and he is 20 years old

    • @MakkatttackK1717
      @MakkatttackK1717 Рік тому +128

      and he is young and hip

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 Рік тому +49

      And he definitely does not watch the movie firsthand and then tries to "guess" the plot

    • @rhysmichaela
      @rhysmichaela Рік тому +22

      In fact, i think his writing a prequel to his book. That's why he hasn't published it yet 👌😂

    • @cristela4034
      @cristela4034 Рік тому +20

      This was a serious reaction, it's the movie that is a joke.

  • @JC_Cali
    @JC_Cali Рік тому +521

    Funny how Dylan showed more emotion and anger at the pause button / audio option drama than Harry did throughout the entire film...

  • @destinationdonut9222
    @destinationdonut9222 Рік тому +2146

    I think the feelings of watching things in a loop was intentional to reflect how Alice was living in a loop. Things freaked her out but she was so brainwashed to live in this world without questions that she didn't. I also like that Harry acted calm because he knew what was up and was trying his best to keep the peace of what he had created for them. The ending was a bit underwhelming and left a lot of stuff unanswered but I really liked the art of it all

    • @Isa-fc1dv
      @Isa-fc1dv Рік тому +35

      Yes I agree !

    • @virginiafernandez6846
      @virginiafernandez6846 Рік тому +253

      Groundhog Day does the looping without being boring tho. So does Happy Death Day.

    • @ginalinetti8975
      @ginalinetti8975 Рік тому +279

      But it's boring, what use is a good concept without the execution. My girl made me sit through this and I fell asleep, I never sleep at movies.

    • @eoghanley
      @eoghanley Рік тому +36

      You need to watch more movies

    • @erikamendez6999
      @erikamendez6999 Рік тому +77

      @@virginiafernandez6846 it wasn’t boring for everyone. To each their own. I personally really liked it and I think Dylan missed quite a few things. Then again, everyone interprets things differently.

  • @joelladouglas9882
    @joelladouglas9882 Рік тому +3421

    This movie really feels like a real movie I’m glad you’re finally watching a REAL movie

    • @ambershoba
      @ambershoba Рік тому +38

      The laugh I just let out 😂😂

    • @naf3939
      @naf3939 Рік тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @o.o2920
      @o.o2920 Рік тому +21

      fr its about time he watched a go-to-the-theater kind of movie

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis Рік тому +58

      You can tell Chris Pine is a decent actor, because he didn't even flinch when he heard that.

    • @rumouredsimmer
      @rumouredsimmer Рік тому +3

      @@Naptosis bahahaha🤣🤣🤣

  • @macientosh6486
    @macientosh6486 Рік тому +2396

    Dylan's hatred for Harry Styles' acting somehow has more passion and intensity than Harry's acting itself

    • @indigoround
      @indigoround Рік тому +76

      Harry wasn't good
      As a Harry styles fan I agree to the fact 😭😭
      Some fans are just solely saying that his acting is good just cuz they're fans and I hate it

    • @cassiespeltz4376
      @cassiespeltz4376 Рік тому +3

      This.

    • @Angryoyster
      @Angryoyster Рік тому +22

      @@indigoround literally though. Im not a crazy Harry fan but I do enjoy his music and quite frankly I think he’s good staying a singer lol.

    • @1deeznuts
      @1deeznuts Рік тому +13

      @@indigoround no fr 💀 first time i watched dwd istg i was trying not to laugh in the silent theater everytime he got "angry"

    • @Forest_Sofa
      @Forest_Sofa Рік тому +25

      @@indigoround hes definitely not the best but i don't think he cant act at all, maybe with some more acting lessons and coaches. He seems a bit stiff like hes trying to act but cant fully commit to a role. I think his acting was better in My Policemen if you havent seen that already too.

  • @robottnuggetss
    @robottnuggetss Рік тому +311

    dylan’s ongoing battle with the audio/subtitles menu will never not be funny to me

  • @butexab
    @butexab Рік тому +327

    i just don't understand why EVERY director for thriller/horror movies make their characters so incompetent in order to build suspense. there is no reason for alice to be standing around so long after bunny explicitly tells her they are going to kill her. alice's LIFE has been threatened and yet no fight or flight response kicks in until it is nearly too late. the whole car chase would still be just as suspensful if alice runs away immediately like a rational person would do in that situation. there is no logical reason for alice to be standing around, especially after knowing what she is capable of since she just murdered her husband without a second thought.

    • @VioletIsBulletproof
      @VioletIsBulletproof Рік тому +29

      I havent seen the movie, just this review but even i know that there are 3 biological responses..not 2.
      Fight
      Flight
      Freeze
      Its actually very common for people to freeze. It has its uses, but oftentime freezing happens when it shouldnt and works against survival.
      It is not rational when ur on the outside looking in, its actually frustrating, but for the person experiencing it...its disorienting and takes some time to figure out how to even move.
      Commonly happens during shootings (in real life). U see people running mostly, but a lot of others freeze in place confused, trying to understand whats happening.
      It actually takes training to get out of freeze mode to fight/flight.

    • @livs9961
      @livs9961 Рік тому +9

      @@VioletIsBulletproof def true but its also probably just done that way for plot convenience/suspense and not actually because it could be realistic so i think thats why its annoying like its mainly for unnecessary drama. I think in this case with her having been brainwashed (apparently, i also havent actually watched the movie) it could make a bit more sense for her to freeze up but it doesn't feel like it was done that way intentionally as part of the brainwashing it just felt like it was done to give a chance to make extra drama u know

  • @chancellorbricks
    @chancellorbricks Рік тому +2068

    Florence wasn’t acting when Harry left.
    She was genuinely shocked at how underwhelming Harry’s acting is.

    • @ellie5995
      @ellie5995 Рік тому +68

      💀

    • @urmomlover_1
      @urmomlover_1 Рік тому +37

      💀

    • @urmomlover_1
      @urmomlover_1 Рік тому +40

      i don’t blame her

    • @KateJn
      @KateJn Рік тому +79

      I mean it was though. Like he's a great singer and a great guy but his acting ability just kinda sucks

    • @Sheridan-ef6bu
      @Sheridan-ef6bu Рік тому +4

      @@KateJn eh Kristen Stewart is worse LMAO

  • @isabellegrady4324
    @isabellegrady4324 Рік тому +1631

    honestly i think dylan was more surprised at finding out what a lobotomy actually is than the entire plot of the movie
    i mean, fair

  • @alicelmao
    @alicelmao Рік тому +180

    when i watched this in the cinema, everyone in the audience was laughing at harry’s acting. i think that speaks for itself😭

  • @evelynvas3800
    @evelynvas3800 Рік тому +103

    Dylan's reaction to the fucking subtitles popping up for the tenth time was a lot more psychotic than Harry's reaction to Florence accusing him of being psychotic.

  • @jun9475
    @jun9475 Рік тому +2508

    Dylan gaslighting us and trying to deceive us into thinking today is Monday, is the best part of the video

  • @outofchicken-
    @outofchicken- Рік тому +7452

    i appreciate dylan sacrificing his sanity for us

    • @70RY
      @70RY Рік тому +29

      The movie wasn't bad though.

    • @cristela4034
      @cristela4034 Рік тому +51

      @@70RY Seems pretty bad. I'm glad I didn't waste time watching it.

    • @zzdreams66
      @zzdreams66 Рік тому +23

      @@70RY it was worse it was BORING

    • @70RY
      @70RY Рік тому +10

      @@zzdreams66 I don't know why you @ me. I liked it and I didn't think it was boring. I would watch it again.

    • @KikiT92
      @KikiT92 Рік тому +25

      @@70RY I watched and liked a lot how it was shot. Cinematography department did a really good job. Scenery and costumes are also good. Screenplay wise is catastrophic. I think that the concept is good (not boring at all), but the movie has on one hand too many plotholes, on the other hand a lot of superfluous scenes (they look superfluous to me, at least). It is not bad, but in my opinion it could have been so much better.

  • @tamarab6742
    @tamarab6742 Рік тому +398

    I don’t need a toxic relationship when I have Dylan to gaslight me

    • @ari9313
      @ari9313 Рік тому +6

      Are you okay?

    • @boomitscocosucker
      @boomitscocosucker Рік тому +4

      Tamara honey... You good?? You okay there??? 🤨

    • @agstinacueva1673
      @agstinacueva1673 Рік тому +2

      Uh ok

    • @DetectiveHowler
      @DetectiveHowler Рік тому +20

      .... she's talking about how these aren't uploaded on Mondays 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tamarab6742
      @tamarab6742 Рік тому +7

      @@DetectiveHowler yes I am lol 😂

  • @bloopbleep173
    @bloopbleep173 Рік тому +388

    I would love to see a movie with this kind of twist (with good writing ofc) but with Bill Hader, that man knows how to play a psychopath

    • @tootakinani6441
      @tootakinani6441 Рік тому +23

      You know what I think you’re onto something

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT Рік тому +14

      The Stepford Wives (1975) might be the film for you.

    • @tonirmspicer
      @tonirmspicer Рік тому +1

      @@DrGregoryHouseIT not same

    • @1sugarplum971
      @1sugarplum971 Рік тому +5

      I would highly recommend something but it's not a movie tho, it's a Webtoon. The name is "Everything is Fine". Almost same concept as this, but with more thriller and well-thought out story. Something that actually made sense and it'll fuck up your mind.

  • @XalesTardis
    @XalesTardis Рік тому +6144

    Dylan laughing when she wraps her face made me feel less like a crazy person for doing the exact same thing

    • @YedidahMVO
      @YedidahMVO Рік тому +35

      Really? It made me feel even more crazy

    • @cynlenthiacole
      @cynlenthiacole Рік тому +165

      Sameee. We have every right to laugh because there was no build up to it in anyway. If she would’ve shown like a feeling of being trapped and stared at the wrap for awhile as like a means to escape then we would’ve been attached to the character

    • @ellamather7711
      @ellamather7711 Рік тому +62

      I laughed so hard through the whole movie in the cinemas (quietly), and my friend was so confused and mad

    • @phoebe1906
      @phoebe1906 Рік тому +52

      i literally do not understand the addition of that scene. at all. i giggled a little too.

    • @RTdances
      @RTdances Рік тому +21

      it reminded me of something that would be sprinkled into a college sophomore’s post-modern dance piece they choreographed in one semester for a class. it’s just there because it’s there.

  • @ANabiha
    @ANabiha Рік тому +1681

    florence carrying this whole movie is basically the only reason it's remotely watchable

    • @KateJn
      @KateJn Рік тому +19

      Yeah it's true

    • @JoHarryDaddee
      @JoHarryDaddee Рік тому +9

      Loved her

    • @samanthasmith61
      @samanthasmith61 Рік тому +2

      No! it's still unbearable and why would anyone do all this for ugl girl like Pug Florence also doesn't make sense 💀 irl Harry dated Olivia wilde and Kendall jenner, he wouldn't touch someone like Pug much less being obsessed with her

    • @Altair11055
      @Altair11055 Рік тому

      @@samanthasmith61 WOW. ok. Jealous much. He wouldn’t date u either and Florence is very pretty and talented. I don’t mean to offend you but quite honestly the only reasoning you gave was that she’s ugly in your opinion.

    • @ANabiha
      @ANabiha Рік тому +37

      @@samanthasmith61 get a life bro

  • @hailey6625
    @hailey6625 10 місяців тому +97

    florence pugh and the cinematography carried this whole movie. after watching it i understand that the intention was to leave the viewer confused because we were following the story though alice’s eyes. it really doesn’t make any sense while watching it though.
    also: when olivia wilde told alice to leave now i kept screaming go and it was so aggravating oh my god

  • @gabriellebiggs8759
    @gabriellebiggs8759 3 місяці тому +9

    “i need punishment” DYLAN IM CRYING

  • @heatherg1949
    @heatherg1949 Рік тому +2630

    i actually love when dylan legitimately dissects films.
    like he makes jokes and its funny, but there are also real examination of what went wrong, what could have been done better, what was done right....

    • @diegopansini3152
      @diegopansini3152 Рік тому +55

      Right?! I learned a whole new way to watch movies because of him. It's both a blessing and a curse

    • @nila9320
      @nila9320 Рік тому +18

      if you like analyzing movies and video essays about shows and movies you should check out friendly space ninja. Coincidentally, his name's dylan too. Hes made videos on dont worry darling, do revenge, riverdale (one of his best), gossip girl, pretty little liars, original sin, vampire diaries, euphoria, eternals, fleabag, ted lasso, bridgerton and a lot more. His most popular one is his first one, emily in paris, its called "emily in paris: romanticizing ignorance"
      i wont shut up about this guy hes too underrated. if you like this dylan youll like the other one too.

    • @jessicalukram74
      @jessicalukram74 Рік тому +7

      @@nila9320 I watched his videos too he's really underrated

    • @cigaretteparfum
      @cigaretteparfum Рік тому +2

      ​@@nila9320as much as i love FSN, i feel like the two men exist on a separate sub-niche when it comes to analysis and dissection. FSN's great, but his perspective's more of a knowledgable audience who's watched enough movies and series to know what's going on. whereas dylan, who afaik also had/has the experience of working on sets, tends to go further in depth with the technical aspects. like FSN may point out that a shot sucks and give some suggestions to make it better, but dylan would actually dive into the practical of _how_ to make it better, if that makes sense?
      basically am not saying that either of them is better or worse than the other, it's just that if you like dylan's deep dive into filmmaking (even though they're pretty scarce, lol rip) FSN might be entertaining but not quite scratch that itch. unfortunately dylan might be the one and only in this aspect. :/

  • @faribari3792
    @faribari3792 Рік тому +1157

    The fact that Harry's character is exactly like Hardin amuses me. It's so on-brand and I don't even know that the guy playing Hardin knew this would happen in the future

    • @keayannadavis9836
      @keayannadavis9836 Рік тому +6

      LMAO

    • @AntepenultimaRomantica
      @AntepenultimaRomantica Рік тому +2

      who is hardin?

    • @selenesspoilers6006
      @selenesspoilers6006 Рік тому +2

      @@AntepenultimaRomantica after

    • @nevermind3630
      @nevermind3630 Рік тому +20

      @@AntepenultimaRomantica The “After series” is basically one direction fan fiction (book-turned into movie) movie following Harry’s dysfunctional love life. Harden is the character from that series

    • @AntepenultimaRomantica
      @AntepenultimaRomantica Рік тому +5

      @@nevermind3630 I see, thank you so much

  • @evie138
    @evie138 Рік тому +341

    I love Dylan's segways into sponsors. They're always so random and funny💀❤️

  • @emapleskacova4335
    @emapleskacova4335 Рік тому +67

    Dylan being so mad at the audio bar is so much more entertaining than the entire movie.

  • @felicitygreen8872
    @felicitygreen8872 Рік тому +1724

    I’m so glad Dylan laughed at the plastic wrap scene because my sister and I were dying in the cinema and everyone else was SILENT

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 Рік тому +2

      Wow, Ig the movie was made for them

    • @AntepenultimaRomantica
      @AntepenultimaRomantica Рік тому +14

      @@Narra0002 they were sleeping

    • @brie__xoxo
      @brie__xoxo Рік тому +6

      My friend and I burst out laughing at that scene and I leaned over and said “when the intrusive thoughts win” 😅😅😅

  • @joshuah9109
    @joshuah9109 Рік тому +5881

    The cinematography is all this movie has going for it.

    • @jacel987
      @jacel987 Рік тому +20

      Exactly

    • @claireindigo1200
      @claireindigo1200 Рік тому +12

      Literally

    • @XOChristianaNicole
      @XOChristianaNicole Рік тому +225

      Florence Pugh is such a doll, though.

    • @joshuah9109
      @joshuah9109 Рік тому +130

      @@XOChristianaNicole
      I LOVE HER!!!
      she deserves BETTER than that movie. If she had to carry that movie any more she'd have permanent back injuries!!

    • @lillymsf5946
      @lillymsf5946 Рік тому +29

      I find movies that are being released nowadays are a lot like those girls who go on Tiktok all the time - so focused on being pretty that what they're trying to achieve becomes a hilarious waste of time

  • @steph4536
    @steph4536 10 місяців тому +53

    The original script was so much better than the final product, but Olivia for some reason decided to water the story And harry's character down, he was supposed to be this crazy dude that kidnapped Alice before she could divorce him or something like that, but made him into him just wanting a "better life" for them both, which i think was in part bc of harry's audience, so they could see him as an "ideal man" (which believe it or not, actually worked) Also, in that last scene where Alice walked out of her house and was walking aimlessly, was supposed to be her walking up to that girl that kiIIed herself earlier, but again, for some reason, Olivia decided to cut a lot of her scenes out of the movie, so it just looks dumb, her just walking towards nothing... i think this movie would've been so much better if it had a different director but oh well 🤷‍♀️

  • @Rozveree
    @Rozveree Рік тому +16972

    props to Dylan for his consistency, I'm blown away by how he always uploads a movie commentary every Monday

    • @paige8556
      @paige8556 Рік тому +665

      i thought my essay was due today but it's actually monday so i'm good! good thing dylan always knows what day of the week it is

    • @astranova232
      @astranova232 Рік тому +14

      Same😆

    • @heart.lock.
      @heart.lock. Рік тому +39

      i dont get it its friday for me???

    • @lana4309
      @lana4309 Рік тому +173

      @@heart.lock. its a joke lol

    • @marissathebooknerd
      @marissathebooknerd Рік тому +30

      It's Friday...🤔
      Oh wait! I geddit 🤣🤣
      Yeah 🤷‍♀️👀🤣
      It takes me a while....
      Dylan Rules either way 🥇😎

  • @generalginx
    @generalginx Рік тому +1719

    The fact that he guessed the plot twist in three different ways throughout this video is both impressive and not shocking at all given how underwhelming the actual twist is

  • @Skyuni123
    @Skyuni123 Рік тому +82

    1 - the original script is way different but i'd say it's better
    2 - it's easier to clean glass with newspapers, if you clean with the wrong kind of fabric towels you get streaks

  • @angelikamnats
    @angelikamnats Рік тому +109

    Not me feeling embarrassed that it took me a whole movie to realize what Dylan realized 2 minutes in.

  • @ilsaj9489
    @ilsaj9489 Рік тому +2916

    i am impressed by Dylan being home alone and watching movies with his noise-canceling headphones on for hours and not tiny bit worrying about whether someone has broken into his home

    • @Redjanuary17
      @Redjanuary17 Рік тому +121

      I swear i always think of that, I'd be so scared to even use normal headphones homealone

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity Рік тому +34

      Lolll,I live alone and use noise canceling headphones as well (but to be fair, I live in a tiny apartment in a busy city, and have a seizure disorder - so the noise canceling is necessary)

    • @ems5454
      @ems5454 Рік тому +13

      LITERALLY i always think about this!

    • @sarahsimoneabacka4408
      @sarahsimoneabacka4408 Рік тому +89

      in a previous video he actually heard some noise and thought someone broke in and yet he decided to not investigate in it and just continued watching the movie😂😂it was hilarious

    • @ilsaj9489
      @ilsaj9489 Рік тому +6

      @@ems5454 same

  • @nemmaadeni
    @nemmaadeni Рік тому +8118

    Dylan, it’s really important to me that you know that cleaning glass with newspaper is actually a thing and very effective 😅

    • @edopinkman4016
      @edopinkman4016 Рік тому +164

      lmao i was looking for this comment

    • @eleonoralorenzet6715
      @eleonoralorenzet6715 Рік тому +100

      Same, it’s a pretty common thing 😂

    • @liliesaregoodfortheliver2954
      @liliesaregoodfortheliver2954 Рік тому +138

      I've never heard of it, but I'm intrigued. Is it any old newspaper, or is it a certain kind?

    • @lizxu322
      @lizxu322 Рік тому +46

      We did this during navy recruit school before all the room inspections. Worked better than kleenex, but not much

    • @edopinkman4016
      @edopinkman4016 Рік тому +12

      @@eleonoralorenzet6715 I'm starting to think it's only that common in italy lol

  • @PaigeeEmily
    @PaigeeEmily Рік тому +51

    Dylan's anger at the pop up hit harder than Harry in this movie 😂

  • @jadeskyewalker
    @jadeskyewalker Рік тому +129

    I almost watched this and now I’m glad I didn’t because I definitely would’ve hated it, thanks for taking one for the team. Did everyone a solid.

  • @izibi6710
    @izibi6710 Рік тому +2046

    not even 2 minutes into the video and dylan already wished for death. i love his consistency.

  • @mayfriend2959
    @mayfriend2959 Рік тому +2846

    i personally would like to thank dylan for saving me from watching this film out of curiosity. your suffering was not in vain

    • @siredtodamonsalvatore9491
      @siredtodamonsalvatore9491 Рік тому +77

      Nah it was good movie wasn't even that bad

    • @josiahneal1771
      @josiahneal1771 Рік тому +65

      It wasn’t that bad this Dylan is just impatient and doesn’t let the movie actually sit in at all.

    • @helloneighbour2408
      @helloneighbour2408 Рік тому +17

      @@josiahneal1771 cap

    • @user-pt5cl2ro6f
      @user-pt5cl2ro6f Рік тому +18

      @@josiahneal1771 y'know its funny that both you and the guy above you both have black&white pfp

    • @sibel6509
      @sibel6509 10 місяців тому +1

      1k likes! 💙🤗

  • @vanessajadegallagher7150
    @vanessajadegallagher7150 Рік тому +55

    Dylan figuring out the plot twist of the movie two minutes in just because of the car shot 😂😂😂

  • @riiinarose
    @riiinarose Рік тому +15

    “I’d feel like I was in a simulation” not Dylan clocking the movie 2:57 into it 😭😂

  • @alfie6441
    @alfie6441 Рік тому +2090

    The fact that every sensible person who has seen this movie makes essentially the exact same criticisms is insane. It’s not even a bad movie it’s just not doing what movies are supposed to do and Olivia Wilde expects us to be ok with that. It’s weird

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo Рік тому +194

      Harry was trying to gaslight us when he said that it was a real movie!

    • @MusicLevel128
      @MusicLevel128 Рік тому +44

      I actually loved it and am now watching critics tear it apart while all I can think of is that they aren't saying anything in particular which would justify them not liking this movie. I think movie critics watch too many films to be able to enjoy it completely. As you say, this movie does not have the same flow as others do but that's why it makes you keep watching. Sure, many things could have been done differently which would have improved it, but those are all just details and it essentially turned out good in the end anyway.
      (I also think Harry Styles did a good job at acting 🤷‍♀ Anyone who says he underperformed need to realise that 1: he played alongside known and respected actors/actresses so it was a given that he would be outshone and 2: sure this isn't his first rodeo but he doesn't have years of experience either.)

    • @lilyily1372
      @lilyily1372 Рік тому +91

      i think there is plenty of reason to justify not liking the movie

    • @serenaaav
      @serenaaav Рік тому +54

      I think there was a lot of plot lines that could have been better and the ending was so underwhelming. Also The characters weren’t set up enough for the audience to truly care about them.

    • @byyb2082
      @byyb2082 Рік тому +75

      @@MusicLevel128 you clearly have not seen any good movies if you think this is any good, this could have been a good movie like the Stepford wives but in the new generation given how much this movie copies that but it was not, harry was underwhelming ( and you need to accept it, he clearly got the role through olivia cause no casting director would choose him for such a complex role, which is why shia was chosen in the first place) and so was most of the cast except gemma chan, chirs and flo. it was bad directing and writing all combined

  • @robinsrandomnessofficial7571
    @robinsrandomnessofficial7571 Рік тому +761

    The reason she was using newspaper to clean the window is because it simply works better than towels. It absorbs more and doesn’t leave behind lint.

    • @GGG_3
      @GGG_3 Рік тому +20

      yup we do it also

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr Рік тому +4

      life hack

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen Рік тому +3

      Sometimes the older ways are the best ways. My great grandmother did this, too.

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr Рік тому +2

      Yep. Best way to clean your bathroom mirror too.

    • @glorygloryholeallelujah
      @glorygloryholeallelujah Рік тому +1

      Especially if someone in the house (or car) is a smoker (of any kind)-it’s the best way to clear that gross “residue” that never wants to clean off windows.

  • @thobekamhlanga7827
    @thobekamhlanga7827 Рік тому +33

    It not "watch until I hate myself " it's "watch until I become a madman"😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😭 23:23

  • @kalli14
    @kalli14 Рік тому +111

    I feel like this movie could be really good if it were a short film :)

  • @brookethebookquintana
    @brookethebookquintana Рік тому +688

    Truly, I never realized how close the after series got to real life until the “drama scene” and his yelling really just hit the “fUckiNg trevuh” nail on the head

  • @jambee_q
    @jambee_q Рік тому +3016

    One thing for sure, Florence carried that whole movie. She really did her best. The monotone in Harry is so real you’ll notice the camera focuses on the other characters more even when he’s delivering his lines (case in point my policeman, Emma carried that whole movie as well) . Nevertheless hollywood has ran out of ideas and i guess this is the truman version for the younger generation who never watched Truman show

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 Рік тому +103

      The disrespect to Pine......

    • @mohammedmanjara9308
      @mohammedmanjara9308 Рік тому +36

      Imo, it felt more similar to Peele's Get Out in a way rather than truman show.

    • @beth_m
      @beth_m Рік тому +42

      @@ninjanibba4259I felt gross by him like my stomach twisting, showed he did a great job acting from that

    • @beth_m
      @beth_m Рік тому +14

      Harry’s voice sounded like that for a reason. He’s faking being a Brit and mixing an American accent with a British one for the movie

    • @wozixshd9078
      @wozixshd9078 Рік тому +45

      @@beth_m no that is just what he sounds like in real life. he didn't fake being a brit, you guys made that up.

  • @formylittlesongbird
    @formylittlesongbird Рік тому +36

    Dylan’s reaction to finding out what a lobotomy is cracked me up so hard 😂😂😂

  • @helaka
    @helaka Рік тому +6

    i love that harry styles said “it feels like a movie” despite it definitely NOT feeling like a movie

  • @SJ-yu5zk
    @SJ-yu5zk Рік тому +3989

    I honestly found Harry’s lack of emotion more terrifying than any emotion could be

    • @haileyanne1649
      @haileyanne1649 Рік тому +304

      but, but was that his intention? did he try to convey that with his acting..

    • @diancloete976
      @diancloete976 Рік тому +828

      The problem isn't that he isn't displaying any emotion. The problem is he is trying to act out emotion and failing.

    • @luuhsuzuki
      @luuhsuzuki Рік тому +5

      Yeah, and also he's supposed to be like a whiny incel loser so I think the acting matched that pretty well

    • @juicypoet
      @juicypoet Рік тому +79

      ​@@diancloete976 this 😭😭

    • @paigehansen8944
      @paigehansen8944 Рік тому +117

      AGREED. Like he was playing a character who was sweet, until the truth was out & he showed who he really was. He loved Alice, but he was sick in the head & warped what it meant to love someone. She loved him, which enabled him to keep her quiet & complacent.
      This movie had many flaws, but I feel like this portrayal was intentional.

  • @flytie214
    @flytie214 Рік тому +635

    “I’d feel like I’m in a simulation” Dylan proving he’s psychic every video (or cutting out the ten times he guessed the wrong plot)

  • @Lizziefg
    @Lizziefg Рік тому +20

    23:15 you know just what type of movie this is when Dylan goes *error*

  • @joa2332
    @joa2332 Рік тому +10

    14:14 people usually (at least in my country) clean windows with newspaper bc it does not leave prints or smth like that

  • @Sodapop99
    @Sodapop99 Рік тому +763

    Dylan’s face when he realizes he forgot his nose ring is better than some movies he commentates 😅

  • @reginad91
    @reginad91 Рік тому +471

    fun fact: in the 50s/60s (I believe) it was very common to clean windows with newspapers as that leaves less streaks than with a cloth

    • @thelocaldiva
      @thelocaldiva Рік тому +55

      My mom still does that (and makes me do it) lol

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Рік тому +11

      The ink would smear, no?

    • @Neseine
      @Neseine Рік тому +45

      @@shannonceleste5557 actually no, we still do that. My dad reads the paper everyday, so we have piles and piles and it's the recommended method. Leaves glass, mirrors etc sparkling

    • @Liltwilightprincess2
      @Liltwilightprincess2 Рік тому +9

      Wait really!? I gotta try that...

    • @MysticEden
      @MysticEden Рік тому +8

      You still do that now. But it’s harder to get newspapers …

  • @angeliccorella6554
    @angeliccorella6554 Рік тому +52

    Dylan should efinetly be a director i feel like his movies would be amazing

  • @fonsecxv
    @fonsecxv Рік тому +61

    dylan being more invested on the pause button other than the movie says a lot about it

  • @amberhorst2501
    @amberhorst2501 Рік тому +785

    dylan has more conflict with the subtitle menu than anyone in this film has with each other lmaooo

  • @landaisart
    @landaisart Рік тому +570

    Dylan basically said "go on, Harry. give us NOTHING" and i can appreciate that because SAME lmao

  • @AshBash1824
    @AshBash1824 9 місяців тому +16

    The fact Dylan doesn’t know that cleaning windows with newspaper is a thing and it was extremely effective

  • @lindabertino5987
    @lindabertino5987 4 місяці тому +7

    When I saw that building the first time watching the movie, I really hoped it was a UFO. I was disappointed 😭😂

  • @momoluvr123
    @momoluvr123 Рік тому +1380

    I need a compilation of every time Dylan has just remembered he wasn’t wearing the nose ring, him being triggered by streaming service glitches, and many others cause they make me laugh so much 😂😂

    • @katimoore6416
      @katimoore6416 Рік тому +5

      I live for this moment in every video 😆

  • @topcat2085
    @topcat2085 Рік тому +1120

    the anxiety I feel during every video waiting for dylan to segway into the sponsor segment will forever be unmatched

  • @Yenayenayean
    @Yenayenayean Рік тому +22

    17:49 my sister walked past me watching this part on my laptop. Keep in mind I was laughing out loud. She takes a peek in to see what's so funny. And she's like "Bro! What are you watching?" I just laughed even more "And why are you laughing? Shouldn't you be worried for the actor or something?" And I just point at Dylan coz he was laughing too.

  • @tpwk.holland
    @tpwk.holland 7 місяців тому +22

    I actually like how this movie was delivered…? The constant repetition helped show how Alice was living in a constant loop, and she would often get freaked out over things but wouldn’t question it because that was just how everything had always been. I also think Harry did a good job with Jack as a character because I think his calm demeanor about the whole situation helps show how he was crazy enough to know what was going on but was happy with the decision he made of making them both live there, even against Alice’s will. If he was too psychotic it would have created a type of chaos that could have lead to the discovery of the simulation because as it was stated in the movie, chaos is what breaks the system. One of my favorite things about this movie though is the soundtrack. There was this one audio that was consistently being played throughout the movie that really made me uncomfortable, which is what this movie was trying to convey. Seeing as it is a psychological thriller, it was supposed to leave you with questions, remaining a mystery even in the end. idk though I just loved the cinematography of this movie and the soundtrack.

  • @Chris-ln7tr
    @Chris-ln7tr Рік тому +179

    the fact that dylan predicted the movie in the first two minutes and then moved on to say “i wonder what the mystery is” im screaming

  • @Bluey306
    @Bluey306 Рік тому +33

    Dylan being thirsty for Gemma Chan is so valid.

  • @harryr5785
    @harryr5785 Рік тому +12

    24:20 flo trying his ass off there to carry the movie

  • @Sanji-Writes
    @Sanji-Writes Рік тому +810

    I am SO glad he decided to watch this so I don't have to! Thank you for service and losing your will to live for us, Dylan

    • @Sanji-Writes
      @Sanji-Writes Рік тому +7

      I AM ALREADY WHEEZING AT THE INCLUSION OF HAROLD'S STUPID "IT'S A REAL MOVIE" CLIP - you get it Dylan!!

    • @Sanji-Writes
      @Sanji-Writes Рік тому +6

      WAIT DYLAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WIPE GLASS/WINDOWS AND MIRRORS WITH PAPER?? Bro,,, that's how you make sure there's no dried water stains on them

    • @Sanji-Writes
      @Sanji-Writes Рік тому +5

      God that was a terrible fucking story wtf,,, as a screenwriter I AM OFFENDED at the ending what the actual fuck - once again thank you for watching it for us Dylan. I need to go lie down and process that shit of an ending

    • @alisha_D
      @alisha_D Рік тому

      Even these 35 minutes were such a pain to watch, thanks to Dylan's commentary I was able to get through it. This might be the WORST movie to ever exist

    • @babyhippo4121
      @babyhippo4121 Рік тому +2

      i didn’t watch the movie i only watched this commentary and even i feel a bit sick

  • @talithamoran8409
    @talithamoran8409 Рік тому +760

    the pure panic on Dylan's face when he realised he forgot his nose ring had me cackling

  • @MissRazerPT
    @MissRazerPT Рік тому +19

    Dylan crushing hard on Gemma Chan is relatable af

  • @starryeyedgirls_
    @starryeyedgirls_ Рік тому +20

    chris pine whispering "good girl" at 20:31 got me feelin some typa way 🥴

  • @letyourliteshine2
    @letyourliteshine2 Рік тому +777

    I was hesitant to watch because I didn’t want to spoil the film, but I 110% made the right choice watching this reaction in place of the film. I wouldn’t have made it through the movie w/o Dylan’s signature comments.

    • @Raebae457
      @Raebae457 Рік тому +13

      The movie was actually really good in theater though. Regardless of his review and my third time watching it now I’m happy my first experience was my own and not someone else’s.

    • @letyourliteshine2
      @letyourliteshine2 Рік тому +25

      @@Raebae457 I’m glad you enjoyed it. Aesthetically it really seems beautiful, but I’m not here for esoteric films, I feel like good art is accessible, and good storytelling is good storytelling. I never made it through nomadland because there was no drive, it was cerebral and sleepy and I couldn’t sit through 2 hours of that even with a brilliant actress at the helm-I feel like that’s what happened with Don’t Worry Darling.

    • @glorygloryholeallelujah
      @glorygloryholeallelujah Рік тому +8

      Same. I got bored with the movie, but watching it through Dylan’s perspective is far more fun. 😂

    • @fairlysleepy
      @fairlysleepy Рік тому +6

      @@Raebae457 I watched the movie in the cinema. It was kinda cool but it wasn't very interesting.. It looks cool though. I guess people who like this movie haven't watched crazier shit than this

    • @Belle_1655
      @Belle_1655 Рік тому

      the movie really isn't that boring....really only like the first 30 min

  • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
    @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Рік тому +667

    I remember reading an article reviewing this movie and the title of the article was “Olivia Wilde chooses Styles over Substance…”
    And I honestly can’t think of a better way than that to describe the train wreck that is this movie.