the older brother/coach is the guy who dropped out of the 4th grade to run drugs to support his nana, but then the great archie andrews introduced him to the trials and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.
5:54 I don‘t really know why I felt the need to research this right now but the „that kid‘s got an arm“-guys‘ name is Ethan Pickard and he’s an actual Quarterback, which is probably why he did so well :D Small fun fact (at least for me)
He’s really made his moneys worth out of those marbles after he missed the joke once. It’s always entertaining to see when he’s going to pull it out again. 😂
to make things worse, apparently this damn movie is set in texas and the main girl’s name is dallas bryan. its not that bad but that is just really funny
The book and this movie are so different ! They cut out so many actually important scenes- in the book they get in so much trouble at the away game bc they left the hotel and went to a club and skinny dipped in his aunts pool, then they fell asleep at a midnight lawn movie and missed the bus in the morning (hence why it was such a big deal) Then his sister went home from a friends house late one night and he didn’t want to go so he sent her home alone and she was found a week later dead in a ditch. So he’s weird about letting Dallas walk home alone bc that’s how his sister died. (I haven’t watched the movie but based off Dylan’s comments I feel like the movie skipped over these parts haha)
so many people seem to love this movie because it’s a cute teen romance & relatively lighthearted. but my biggest issue with it was the lack of depth & conflict throughout, especially in these 2 specific moments. thank you for commenting & giving all of this insight. knowing that these events were actually executed wayyy better in the books, i’m so upset they made both moments not seem that serious & dramatic in the movie. including more of these things in the movie would’ve improved it so much more into being a really good modern teen rom-com instead of this simple, kinda cringey tubi movie
Okay so talking about Abbey in the books they do find Abbey like 1 week after she goes missing. They find her body naked and bloodied in a ditch after getting a call about a suspicious car in the area. Also the scene when Dalas is walking around at night by herself and Drayton freaks out is because of Abbey.
31:38 "I am so sick and tired....of your main-character energy." I simultaneously experienced bile ejected into my mouth and my heart stuttering from disgust.
Bro, I’m gen z and nobody I know talks like that 😭 that part made me actually physically cringe, kudos to the actress for being able to deliver the line
0:48 this is such a good idea cuz Dylan has been writing a book for the past 20 years. So we won’t have to endure another after movie for at least another 2000 years 🥰🥰🥰
Just hearing the line, " what do your tattoos mean?" being repeated made me roll on the floor laughing 🤣 Seriously, I would not have survived watching a movie like this without Dylan's commentary!😝🌸
@@elizabethblack2674 Someone else in the commenta said her body was found naked and bloodied in a ditch shortly after she went missing (so she was still a child) Suuper dark
What I love about watching Dylan’s videos is that I always learn something new: Depth of field and how the camera makes us focus on what we should focus on; Musical scoring, including how much may be too much; That the Jacksonville Jaguars have fans.. Love me some Deborah Cox! 😍 And I love me some Dylan! Stay in trouble!
@@ellabella9335 As a fan of another team (FEF 🦅 ), I had to get some sort of dig in. I won’t say, “Duuuuuuuuuvaaaaaaaaaaaaal!” so I’ll say, Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
I respect your perspective so much. The movie falls into tropes SO hard that it doesn't make any sense. Everyone just overreacting like crazy to create a plot while under reacting in the important scenes just drives me nuts. It makes sense that you just wanted death and murder to get something going.
James van der beek played a quarter back in varsity blues and theres a moment where his dad is giving him a hard time about his life and james character screams “i dont want yo life!!” I was hoping Dayton character screamed that back. Like a full circle moment
This! I kept thinking this but that movie must be too old for people to remember. It was iconic back in the day. I think that scene was an homage to Varsity Blues.
27:57 Dad: "Is this because of some girl?!" Dreidel: "Her name is Dallas!" Me: "Her name is Dallas!?" Idk if I missed it but I never clocked her name and didn't realize until now.
Hey, dylan, the sister is actually super dead, and I don't know why they didn't say that he found her body on the side of the road. the reason she died is because they were having to sleepover and she ended up wanting to go home and he didn't so he told her to go by herself.
"They have a fling and then he dies" Wasn't that basically a trend in the early 2000s? I remember at least 2 movies with high schoolers falling in love and then one of them dies from an incurable illness 😂
you calling drayton dreidel (im spelling it that way cause im jewish) made me so unreasonably happy because you are posting this during hannukah and thats when we play dreidel.
This video literally just made my December. I just watched this movie and I really wanted to see Dylan's input on it and now I'm very happy to see he did a comentary on it without any recomendations needed
Dylan’s vision for the After series: Scene 1: Act 1 (Camera fades in) Hardin lies on the floor, dead. Cops are checking the security cameras. The last thing Hardin said on the phone: “fucking Trevah!”
They can keep making these Wattpad movies like this and Band Camp as long as they keep casting Drew Ray Tanner. What a wonderfully beautiful man to look at.
Dylan saying that the dark web is a silly name gave me flashback to harry potter when he thought the dark forest is a cool name and made it too enticing to not go into
17:38 "I feel like this movie's gonna end with her waking up from a head injury, and like, everything was dreamed up." No one tell Dylan about Holly's Holiday, the movie where 1. The protagonist hits her head and ends up in a coma a third of the way into the movie, 2. Falls in love with a mannequin and has an extended romantic relationship with it, and 3. Wakes up, deciding she actually wanted to be with her Nice GuyTM coworker, who already had a picture of her as his WORK LAPTOP background. Given that this is the Holly's Holiday STARTER pack, Dylan DEFINITELY wouldn't get the biggest kick out of it.
I so love this commentary hahahaha I learned so much about film making and the highs and lows of college football. Seriously though, the info Dylan shared is so interesting for me 😄
I love how he's not even a bad boy. Like he's just a rich popular star quarterback who everyone likes and he doesn't even cause any real trouble, they really just have him a motorcycle and leather jacket and called it a day 😭
Anyone going to tell Dylan that “the coach” is the romantic lead of another Wattpad film called “Boot Camp” and I may have lost my mind but I actually loved it!
The thing about Dylan writing the next After movie script is that it would never get finished
Hahah diabolical 😂
Hahaha 🤭😂
Which would technically be a good thing😂
The best comment!
harden would be 58 by the time its done "After ( the retirement plan)"
the older brother/coach is the guy who dropped out of the 4th grade to run drugs to support his nana, but then the great archie andrews introduced him to the trials and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.
im dyingggg
The rock
Yet another Movie Commentary Monday on a Monday! He’s so consistent!
It’s so impressive how he’s kept the streak for so many years! I’ve never seen anything like it!
don't let this comment fool y'all ... its friday girlies 💖😙✌️
@@daisyvecchio8976 Its not Movie friday, is it?
@@daisyvecchio8976
Shun the non-believer!
no but this is series *Until I hate myself* which is older than Movie Commentary Monday!
5:54 I don‘t really know why I felt the need to research this right now but the „that kid‘s got an arm“-guys‘ name is Ethan Pickard and he’s an actual Quarterback, which is probably why he did so well :D Small fun fact (at least for me)
Who the QB cause the QB is Noah Beck who is an actor
That man is so fine tysm for finding out his name for me
@Chloe-vj1jwno the one with the long hair
@Chloe-vj1jw the one who Dylan said had a good throw
It's a fun fact for me too :)
Proud of Dylan for watching this whole movie without mentioning college being a scam
its cz of the football
He moved on finally
Dylan: “no service? She must be using mint mobile”
Ryan Reynolds: 👁️👄👁️
Me with mint mobile knowing it's true : 👁️👄👁️
😂
@@Catloverontheseasame
👁️🔴👁️ it sucks
I love the cheeky smile he gives right before the ad section, like he just tricked us into his little trap.
yeah he's so proud of himself
makes me laugh everytime i actually love it
Are u a kpop fan by any chance
17:48 “this music feels manipulative” imma say that next time I hear a pop song I don’t like
He’s really made his moneys worth out of those marbles after he missed the joke once. It’s always entertaining to see when he’s going to pull it out again. 😂
I for sure thought he had lost them already!
he totally did after this movie 😁
ikr? 😂😂😂
dylan not realising that the coach is fangs from riverdale the guy that fell of a cliff with his tour bus while everyone had peaceful deaths
Naming someone "Drayton" should be a crime...
to make things worse, apparently this damn movie is set in texas and the main girl’s name is dallas bryan. its not that bad but that is just really funny
Drayton is only slightly less silly than naming him "Shmayton"
That's why it's Draddle now😂
Nah there's way worse names I've heard and Drayton is a modern average name tbh
i mean… as someone from the south, that name would be pretty normal loll
The book and this movie are so different ! They cut out so many actually important scenes- in the book they get in so much trouble at the away game bc they left the hotel and went to a club and skinny dipped in his aunts pool, then they fell asleep at a midnight lawn movie and missed the bus in the morning (hence why it was such a big deal) Then his sister went home from a friends house late one night and he didn’t want to go so he sent her home alone and she was found a week later dead in a ditch. So he’s weird about letting Dallas walk home alone bc that’s how his sister died.
(I haven’t watched the movie but based off Dylan’s comments I feel like the movie skipped over these parts haha)
this movie could have been really deep if the book was represented properly
Oh they shouldve done it like this
they did skip those parts but he did say that's why he didn't want dallas to walk alone
so many people seem to love this movie because it’s a cute teen romance & relatively lighthearted. but my biggest issue with it was the lack of depth & conflict throughout, especially in these 2 specific moments. thank you for commenting & giving all of this insight. knowing that these events were actually executed wayyy better in the books, i’m so upset they made both moments not seem that serious & dramatic in the movie. including more of these things in the movie would’ve improved it so much more into being a really good modern teen rom-com instead of this simple, kinda cringey tubi movie
18:02 “[WACO] is a great school]”
Dylan: “well it doesn’t exist though that’s the problem.”
Uh neither does yours anymore, Dylan😬
damn, shots fired
THATS VILE
i applied to the school yesterday it does exist😭
🥲🥲
@@shreyasbaireddy let us know if u got scammed
The “Focking Trevah!!” Made me lose it 🤣🤣🤣
Timestamp pleasee!
@@intricatelycomplex1:04 homie :)
THAT GOT ME DEAD
@@intricatelycomplex 1:04
Okay so talking about Abbey in the books they do find Abbey like 1 week after she goes missing. They find her body naked and bloodied in a ditch after getting a call about a suspicious car in the area. Also the scene when Dalas is walking around at night by herself and Drayton freaks out is because of Abbey.
YOU READ THEM??
So to clarify , she is dead?
Geez. That's dark for a teen romance book
@@JadeIsMellowyou haven’t read dark😁
@@haleybee8938they don’t read themselves, you know?
37:25 "I hope you guys got something valuable out of this video" * subtly flexes biceps *
Oh yeah, sure Dylan. Thanks. 😏
This is the comment I was looking for lol
😂😂😂
damn he even flexed it a little 👀
YASSS
Dylan asking to write the After series because he knows he won’t actually finish it
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Oh we eating him alive
31:38 "I am so sick and tired....of your main-character energy." I simultaneously experienced bile ejected into my mouth and my heart stuttering from disgust.
I died laughing and cringing
@kayleetidwell4033 rest in peace, for you no longer have to experience the horror 🙏
Bro, I’m gen z and nobody I know talks like that 😭 that part made me actually physically cringe, kudos to the actress for being able to deliver the line
@@ezripotteryou’d be surprised 😭😭
@@ezripotter Yeah I've never heard it used unironically. Most of our slangs are laced with sarcasm anw.
Yesss until I hate myself is SO back
Dylan making fun of the gen alpha script after just talking about mogging is so special to me
pffts
1:33 “I need you guys to put your pride and dignity aside, as I will be doing”
didn’t know he could do that damn
That's how much Wattpad movies affect him
0:48 this is such a good idea cuz Dylan has been writing a book for the past 20 years. So we won’t have to endure another after movie for at least another 2000 years 🥰🥰🥰
you know he was so happy to pull those marbles out for his ad read 🤣 a solid investment
Just hearing the line, " what do your tattoos mean?" being repeated made me roll on the floor laughing 🤣 Seriously, I would not have survived watching a movie like this without Dylan's commentary!😝🌸
Never even heard of this film, but I can’t wait to see Dylan absolutely destroy it
I read the book when I was like 14 and loved it. The movie was a let down.
@@elizabethblack2674 So sorry to hear you were so disappointed in it. Trust me, I know the same feeling with many a book I’ve read.
18:03 can’t believe dylan didn’t mention a certain scam college when talking abt a school that doesn’t exist 🤣
which one??
@@ItsJC-gu3jz his
@@ItsJC-gu3jzhis lol I can’t remember the name but the place he got his degree shut down
1:46 ....someone's been working out....we see you Dylan!
Rightttt??! Good to know I’m not just seeing things 😂
ive been noticing for a while, our boy looking good
He’s been working out for a long time. If you go back to his vids from like six years ago you can tell. He just wasn’t as big back then as he is now
So glad to find these comments 🤭🤭 I stopped the video as soon as I saw this part and had to check the comments
He also got a tan! Loving the new look.
27:44 in the book the sister was found dead. unless the movie excluded that to make a weird sequel, she’s gone
Like actually they made it sound like this girl was trafficked. that's dark for a romance.
@@elizabethblack2674 That would make some plot involving a human trafick ring and they uncover it to get the sister out of the nexus.
Thank you, this was the comment I was looking for
@@elizabethblack2674 Someone else in the commenta said her body was found naked and bloodied in a ditch shortly after she went missing (so she was still a child)
Suuper dark
2:24 lahey ??? oh this was a teen wolf fan who wrote that mf fanfic
i'm so glad i'm not the only one who clocked that
I KNEW THAT RANG SOME SORTA BELL
but isaac's an actual sweetheart 😭😭😭
@gabiii471 fr ??? well a nihilistic sweetheart with a cool last name ig
RIGHT LMAOOO
Petition to put Dylan into a wattpad story as the main character. His on-screen presence would instantly raise the value to next level
please let his character be in college too
And an aspiring writer
Dylan - stop making after movies
Also dylan - let me write the next one 😂
I gotta be honest, i would like to see his version of it😂
24:15 "but she's dead now! hahahahaha. tough." i love him so much.
omg new dylan upload before the new year, best christmas present ever
and on a Monday! our consistent king
8:37 "he keeps his mouth shut, like a good boy should" dylan???
The most shocking thing about this entire commentary is Dylan not mentioning how college is a scam
why is noone talking about how GOOD Dylan looks in this video?
Yeah he looks good in green. And his eyes are sparkling 🤩
"good lip chemistry" i didnt even know that was a thing but it makes sense
Dylan, while talking over the introduction of an adoption storyline:
“I hope there isn’t an adoption storyline”
What I love about watching Dylan’s videos is that I always learn something new:
Depth of field and how the camera makes us focus on what we should focus on;
Musical scoring, including how much may be too much;
That the Jacksonville Jaguars have fans..
Love me some Deborah Cox! 😍 And I love me some Dylan! Stay in trouble!
DUUVAAAL
The jags have fans I promise
wasnt aware anyone except jason mendoza is a jaguars fan 😭😭
@@amxranthine2766 Bortles!!
@@ellabella9335 As a fan of another team (FEF 🦅 ), I had to get some sort of dig in.
I won’t say, “Duuuuuuuuuvaaaaaaaaaaaaal!” so I’ll say, Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
I respect your perspective so much. The movie falls into tropes SO hard that it doesn't make any sense. Everyone just overreacting like crazy to create a plot while under reacting in the important scenes just drives me nuts. It makes sense that you just wanted death and murder to get something going.
Dylan traumatizing himself and us by watching a wattpad film while also bringing back the marbles is the best christmas present fr
It baffles me how some really good K-dramas come out of webtoons and stuff like that, but then something like THIS exists lol
Because ~usually the source webtoon is good to begin with~
37:27 I'm sorry but his arms-
kinda lost it myself, but in a good way
I even peeped at them veins too
He showed them of multiple times in this video and honestly I'm not mad at him 🤭🤣
when he said “This is texas football baby” 20:04 ..
16:07 when he got mad. Tee hee
7:52 he doesn’t have to..he’s been practicing “hot boy poses” on TikTok for years. He’s been doing thirst traps on there for a long time
Aren't we all glad to get a movie commentary on this very fine Monday? Thank you Dylan, you always make my Monday's better.
Where r u it’s Friday 😅
@@Love2beme.serenitywhere are you. Everyone knows Dylan only does Movie commentary on Mondays 😛
@@Love2beme.serenity ...yes. That's the point. It's a running joke that he never posts movie commentary Monday...on a Monday.
37:26 you can literally SEEEEE Dylan catching himself in an f-boy pose and I don’t know whether to die of laughter or die of a heat stroke 🫠😂
11:25 im glad dylan is still getting his moneys worth from those marbles.
James van der beek played a quarter back in varsity blues and theres a moment where his dad is giving him a hard time about his life and james character screams “i dont want yo life!!” I was hoping Dayton character screamed that back. Like a full circle moment
This! I kept thinking this but that movie must be too old for people to remember. It was iconic back in the day. I think that scene was an homage to Varsity Blues.
Glad I'm not the only one who got the reference
@ Jaime French would've done it
I JUST finished making myself food and sat down as this dropped. Chat , am I in heaven?
Nah, hell. You’re in trouble
I could never sit through these movies on my own tbh but watching Dylan suffer through them makes me look forward to them being made and released 😭
Dylan: I swear I'll finish the book
Also Dylan: Let me write the next After movie
he's suffering from Stockholm syndrome lol.
11:23 Dylan managed to get another marble joke out. I think now he finally got his money's worth !
30:30 dylan’s voice here just scratched something in my brain
RIGHTT
He delivered the line better than Noah Beck on his first try... 😮
It did for me too 🤭🤭
27:57 Dad: "Is this because of some girl?!" Dreidel: "Her name is Dallas!" Me: "Her name is Dallas!?" Idk if I missed it but I never clocked her name and didn't realize until now.
thank god it’s finally movie commentary monday
On friday😭😭😭
*”HEADLOCK ME, PLEASE!”* 💪🏼😮💨
1:45 15:50 16:35 23:26 30:29 30:57 31:24 32:00 35:02 37:25
"Give me the reigns to the After series"
So that's never coming out till 2045 then😭
Rude! Why are you trying to rush him?? 😂 (I'm kidding)
27:31 “I know she’s alive” lol dylan wait till you see the comments
I just got the flu this morning. Thank you Dylan 😭 I might cry
Same
I'm on my sixth day of illness, myself 😭 I wish you a faster recovery than I've had 😅
@@Ebbagullthanks my friend
Same 😭. Get well soon, y'all!
I hope you recover soon 😭🩷 I’m currently dealing with a stomach bug so I feel u a bit
Hey, dylan, the sister is actually super dead, and I don't know why they didn't say that he found her body on the side of the road. the reason she died is because they were having to sleepover and she ended up wanting to go home and he didn't so he told her to go by herself.
The Edge of Seventeen mentioned 💜🥳😁
24:18 Dylan being heartless is so funny to me 😂
The best part was you talking about football now I want you to watch a sports movie, that would be so much better than another romance.
Say it louder, girl! I loved his reaction!
yesssss
Longest Yard with Adam Sandler is my vote 😂 Im not a sports fan but that movie always gets me hyped
26:29 : “her name was Abigail”
Dylan: “she changed her name or something?”
Never change.
"They have a fling and then he dies" Wasn't that basically a trend in the early 2000s? I remember at least 2 movies with high schoolers falling in love and then one of them dies from an incurable illness 😂
A Walk To Remember!
@SevdeLu Yes! And Keith.
@@lia4403 Yes!
Dylan’s yeah at 7:45 is so sweet for some reason
why is dylan looking so good lately…
Dylan really said “I spent 8 dollars on marbles, I have to get my moneys worth down to the pennies, so I will use it every time I can
And I respect it
I saw the poster and immediately went "Dylan is gonna LOVE this..."
you calling drayton dreidel (im spelling it that way cause im jewish) made me so unreasonably happy because you are posting this during hannukah and thats when we play dreidel.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing!
FREE PALESTINE and have a happy holidays
2:58 he's literally balding and we're supposed to believe he's in high-school?😂
11:24 KEEPING THE MARBLE JOKE ALIVE! I LOVE IT 😂
This video literally just made my December. I just watched this movie and I really wanted to see Dylan's input on it and now I'm very happy to see he did a comentary on it without any recomendations needed
If Dylan "wrote" the next After, it would never be written. I think we should hand it to him.
This haircut makes him look four years younger! Welcome back to 19, Dylan 🔥
Dylan’s vision for the After series:
Scene 1: Act 1
(Camera fades in)
Hardin lies on the floor, dead.
Cops are checking the security cameras.
The last thing Hardin said on the phone: “fucking Trevah!”
oh this eats
the valuable thing I got from this video is that dylan is as passionate about football as he is about films.
They can keep making these Wattpad movies like this and Band Camp as long as they keep casting Drew Ray Tanner. What a wonderfully beautiful man to look at.
I know you're only 21, but I'm still disappointed that you didn't know the Dad was Dawson from Dawson's Creek lol
Dylan is a 'The OC' kinda guy
I'm sorry but Dylan's face card is insane. Like I listen to half of the stuff he says because he's THAT pretty lol
Didn’t expect another installment to the until I hate myself series but I am so for it!
i love when Dylan goes on his rants about american football colleges, because as a brit I have no frame of reference for what any of it means.
57 secs ago is diabolical
I like how Dylan is always pausing when mentioning the sponsor of the video as if he's waiting for our reaction
Dylan saying that the dark web is a silly name gave me flashback to harry potter when he thought the dark forest is a cool name and made it too enticing to not go into
17:38 "I feel like this movie's gonna end with her waking up from a head injury, and like, everything was dreamed up."
No one tell Dylan about Holly's Holiday, the movie where
1. The protagonist hits her head and ends up in a coma a third of the way into the movie,
2. Falls in love with a mannequin and has an extended romantic relationship with it, and
3. Wakes up, deciding she actually wanted to be with her Nice GuyTM coworker, who already had a picture of her as his WORK LAPTOP background.
Given that this is the Holly's Holiday STARTER pack, Dylan DEFINITELY wouldn't get the biggest kick out of it.
Merry Christmas Dylan!
Thank you for another year of amazing content🫶🏼
I so love this commentary hahahaha I learned so much about film making and the highs and lows of college football. Seriously though, the info Dylan shared is so interesting for me 😄
Hahaha amazing reference
A new fanfiction, wattpad movie is quite literally the perfect movie for Dylan
never did i ever think my small community college in the middle of north texas would pop up in a dylan video.
1:57 why did I think he was gonna pull out that stupid white board from the guessing movie scores series
37:25 jesus christ dylan has really been working out 😭
a new dylan upload! this video is so sanitary!
Yoo, old subscribers unite 😂
I love how he's not even a bad boy. Like he's just a rich popular star quarterback who everyone likes and he doesn't even cause any real trouble, they really just have him a motorcycle and leather jacket and called it a day 😭
Yes please give the writing rights over to Dylan. He’ll never finish it and we’ll never have to watch another one again!
Anyone going to tell Dylan that “the coach” is the romantic lead of another Wattpad film called “Boot Camp” and I may have lost my mind but I actually loved it!
“1-800 draydel listens.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
bro wasn’t even 30 seconds into the movie and already started dissing it 😭
ugh january is coming dylan don’t leave us x
I got so excited when Dylan mentioned The Edge of Seventeen as a good movie, because it is absolutely phenomenal