No. I hate that in discovering the phrase pick me we’ve used the term to just belittle anything a female character does. You wouldn’t be so nit picky if it was a guy character. I get not like other girl girls can be irritating but let’s stop using it to then in turn out down women, so backwards.
i think that's why dylan took this role, besides probably loving this stupid comedy with humor he always displays on social media, he is completely aware he doesn't look like a bad boy
Fun fact: in the book, we don't know about the poker stuff until Travis founds out as well. Also, the reason he calls her "Pigeon" is because his mom said one day, he would meet a girl that would make him feel like flying, and it would be his 'Pigeon'
I find it hilarious that with so much mention of After during this, he never ONCE mentioned that Dylan was also in After, and that he liked him there too??? Love that 20 year old memory
And in one of the party scenes Travis aka Dylan throws beer at a guy who has a t-shirt that says "FUCKING TREVOR!!" Which is what Hardin says to Trevor aka Dylan in the second after movie and he doesn't even mention it like huh?!!!
Dylan is so brave for willingly putting up that dance video onto the internet without any coercion, for all of us to see, where it will outlive him and become immortal
iI'm not surprised he didn't notice but i WISH dylan noticed all of the subtle After hints in this movie. Like they have the roommate watching After, which is funny cause dylan sprouse plays a character in the After movies (Trevor). And then during the party scene, when the good guy love interest is on the couch, there are two people passed out who are very clearly supposed to represent tessa and hardin (their wearing the same outfits from the scene shepley was watching on TV). As well as a guy at the party standing next to dylan sprouse wearing a 'Fucking Trevor' shirt. Not to mention that Jesse and Benny are also actors from the After movies
His little laugh at the end when he says „see you next MoNdaY“ is sending me because he knows that he will in fact, NOT see us next Monday but rather on a random Wednesday in two to four weeks
'i want to be around you, you're good for me' is the weirdest line for that moment said in the weirdest tone. i just started cracking up when he said it
Bro the way I felt insulted, weirded out, and absolutely SO put off from the delivery and the confusing nature of the aggressive tone mixed with sentiment???? Not him trying to be sweet AND an asshole, all at once. Can we pick, please?! I have honestly never cringed harder.
This film was good ....as a comedy. I watched it with my sister in the theater and she tried to stop me from laughing out loud too many times (she failed)😅😅 I'm telling you ....I HAD A BLAST !!!
I did this when my dad died. I was trying to cancel my gym membership at a expensive gym. They tried to make me feel bad by saying I was “giving up on myself”. Then I told them my dad died and couldn’t focus on fitness at the moment. They felt super bad and let me cancel without paying a fee
I guess it's healthier than After. They were both a demented as each other. He didn't corrupt her or try to control her. They were just awful people and equal in the relationship. Still dumb, but I'd prefer relationship depictions like this.
My favourite genre of Dylan videos is just watching him commentate on film adaptations of fanfics and know that he has to take multiple days off to recover from the loss of his sanity
27:00 Dylan is a GENIUS. I would love to see a romance movie where everyone thinks the guy is a weird psycho but he's actually just random, eccentric himbo. omg someone get Hollywood on the phone.
I think best thing about this movie is that it didn’t take itself too seriously like After and leaned into comedy. Was actually somewhat watchable. Maybe it’s cause of Dylan Sprouse idk but both main characters had good comedic timing and I like that they didn’t focus too much on making it extremely sexual film.
I'm not sure Dylan would read this but i genuinely wish he'd make a few serious movie commentary. He seems really well versed in the field. I'd love to take notes from him in cinematography, direction, screenplay, etc
Hell yeah. This is VEGAS MAFIA. And the US gun ownership is literally this: "The survey stated that American civilians account for an estimated 393 million (about 46 percent) of the worldwide total of civilian held firearms, or about 120.5 firearms for every 100 American residents." KNOWN civilian gun owners in the US are almost HALF of the civilian gun owners IN THE WORLD PS. I know you were probably aware of all this and you were not surprised in that way, I also got a shock respnse being Argentinian myself, but just felt like looking up the numbers, for emphasis' sake. And boy did that emphasize things
sometimes i try to explain to my friends why i find dylan attractive but then they see him doing shit like turning up the volume with his shoulder and i can’t explain myself
The actress looks like if you took the actress of after and tried to recast her from memory. And the fact that Dylan is in this movie makes me think that this is an alternate universe where Trevor is basically harden and he gets tessa. This is now cannon and we’re living in the after multiverse
@@angelbaby9374holy crap I know him 😭 I've seen him in Glee Project, he was such a sweetheart, now I feel bad that he ended up doing stuff like After and this one
i'm surprised no one is talking about how dumb a conflict is being good at poker and then trying to "leave the complicated past". that's a skill, not a conflict.
I couldn't breathe for almost 75% of the video because I was laughing so hard at the movie's stupidity and Dylan's reactions. It was too much for me and I loved it.
Never have I ever seen someone happy the creator doesn’t respond to comments, what an interesting perspective I never thought of and makes perfect sense for this channel lol
18:42 their dynamic is actually crazy. is it just because my brain is almost done developing? I might have ate this up when i was a teenager to be honest.
“i don’t want to have sex with you bitch, i want to be around you” is quite possibly the funniest line ever written edit: apparently he said pige, not bitch, which honestly makes it worse 😭
I love how Dylan actually fixes the whole movie by how it’s already written in the book (I read it as a teenager but I’m 90% sure he recapped the novel perfectly lol)
the dead silence at 19:55 had me CACKLING out loud. God the cringeee "I might just be dissociating right now" same though. Virginia and Dylan are both SUCH good actors, I feel like thats part of what makes this movie bearable/funny/entertaining. So Bad Its Good because they can actually pull SOME of it off
I’m flabbergasted at Dylan trying to trick me into using Honey, I could’ve never see it coming, I believed he would never do this to us, we trusted you Dylan
28:17 "Did anyone every tell you that you're a very cute sleeper" sounds awfully like that one scene in Twilight and I'm not sure how to feel abou that
29:40 Dylan saying "let's just commit to this" as he slows it back to normal speed to suffer thru a feet massage? sure, not a kink. (Okay I let it play some more just to see before sending the comment and he goes on a rant about it lmao)
Honestly this movie was a self-referential and self-aware master piece that poked so much fun at the genre and literally directly referenced everything. Once you know not to take it seriously it's actually a really funny movie and you can tell when the actors briefly break character because they can't take it seriously
I really really love hearing the things you would do differently or what you did in “don’t worry darling” and explained what would be better in the acting. So good! 🙏
This video single-handedly cured my depression but also traumatized me, I hope they never stop making these god awful movies so that dylan never runs out of content
i was hoping dylan would do a commentary on this movie bc my friend watched this movie twice without anyone forcing her, just her own will, now i can send her this video so that she can reflect on herself
I can’t keep it together this is the funniest video I have ever watched. My dog just jumped in my lap trying to figure out what I’d wrong with me. He’s a 70 pound shepherd 🤣 10/10 I didn’t even know you could “Buy a Super Thanks” but here! 🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the scenarios where the book is worse. Travis may be bad in the movie, but he's fucking psychotic, abusive, an OBSESSIVE stalker, and incredibly emotionally manipulative. Honestly I have no doubt if pushed to it Travis could murder someone out of jealousy
i still thought the book was better though in general like the story was better developed but this version of travis as a human overall is a better person lol.
And the thing is i love those kind of books. But this book is sold as a regular contemporary romance rather than dark romance. That's the problem with these kinda book adaptions. The stories which should be under the dark category, are being made into movies like they are romantic.
i unfortunately read the book when i was like 13 or 14 and it deeply traumatised me i think, although I've blocked most of it out of my memory. can't believe it got adapted
The scene with his family was basically "Hello, book 2, 3, 4 and 5." It's not uncommon in romance books to give one of the main characters multiple siblings or something similar to that, so you can introduce the main characters of following books set in the same town/universe. But Dylan is right. Usually they have different personalities so the author can cater to different tropes and tastes of the audience.
this is strangely my favorite comfort video, its my favorite one to watch OVER and OVER again. i love watching him slowly lose his mind and it is just as funny everytime 😭😭
The immediate shock at 24:16 from his own statement then closely followed by reaffirming it, pure gold. Also I may have watched this video about 5 times in a row.
“you’re toxic and it would just be better if you admitted it and blamed your father” deserves to be on a t shirt
🙌
Somebody make that happen please
fr
That would be quite the comedic rabble rousing opportunity.
Isn't that just Hardin tho?
“sorry about your sweater pigeon” has the same evil energy as “are you lost babygirl”
Pls thats so accurate 😭😭😭🙏🏻
omg yes😭😭😭
the way i just PHYSICALLY cringed reading this- but you're so right
Pigeon" kills me 😂😂😂
i hate to admit you're right but you're soooo right !!!
"i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"
No. I hate that in discovering the phrase pick me we’ve used the term to just belittle anything a female character does. You wouldn’t be so nit picky if it was a guy character. I get not like other girl girls can be irritating but let’s stop using it to then in turn out down women, so backwards.
@@that617 "I'm everybody's type" was said by Dylan Sprouse lol
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Cole with “I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in” and Dylan with “I’m everybodys type” 😭
@@that617But.. Dylan's character said it..
- He grabbed my...
- Breast?
- No, lower.
- Oooh...
Dylan:
- Kneecap.
I AM CRYING in the middle of my office thank you
SAME🤣🤣🤣🤣
top comedy
No matter how hard I try I just can’t take either of the Sprouse twins seriously as “bad boy” type characters. I just always start laughing💀
Especially cole trying to be one in real life. Just stop.
Yeah, they're more the boy next door type
I think Dylan is hot 😔
i think that's why dylan took this role, besides probably loving this stupid comedy with humor he always displays on social media, he is completely aware he doesn't look like a bad boy
He was done the moment he started using his "bad boi voice"
43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED
Yesss
He's spoiling us
YES THAT JUST MADE MY DAY🤭
We are the spoiled kids :)
FR
Dylan watching an actor named dylan play a guy named travis who acts like a monkey is really full circle
This needs to go up 😂
OH MY GOD I DIDNT REALIZE THAT TILL NOW🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS IS TOO FUNNY PLEASE-
OH MY GOD
BRO THE COMEDIC IRONY I LOVE IT
“Well I know she’s not going to college for creative writing, because tha is the worst goodbye message I have ever read” THAT TOOK ME OUT 🤣😩
Fun fact: in the book, we don't know about the poker stuff until Travis founds out as well. Also, the reason he calls her "Pigeon" is because his mom said one day, he would meet a girl that would make him feel like flying, and it would be his 'Pigeon'
that’s such valuable information that they left out of the movie 😂😂😂
well see that good the poker thing and the nickname they should have kept that this way ..
still does not make the pigeon part any better but thanks
thats even more cringe.. why choose the dirtiest bird in existence
just call her birdie or smth like a normal person
I didn’t know this even existed so whatever trauma or psychological impact this series inflicts on me, is on you.
lmao same
@@jerricaxxiilet’s just band together and send Dylan the therapy bill
REALL
@@yb9964Thats real 😅
Yeah, I didn't know this existed,
I find it hilarious that with so much mention of After during this, he never ONCE mentioned that Dylan was also in After, and that he liked him there too??? Love that 20 year old memory
Also the guy playing Zed/Zayn in After was the guy in the casino ☠️😂
@@SB-jm6bs 😂😂😂😂😂😂that made me cringe
and voltage pictures also made after (movie studio that made this)
Also the r shirt with fucking Trevor.
And in one of the party scenes Travis aka Dylan throws beer at a guy who has a t-shirt that says "FUCKING TREVOR!!" Which is what Hardin says to Trevor aka Dylan in the second after movie and he doesn't even mention it like huh?!!!
Imagine the pain Dylan would be if he just watched "through my window" stuff. Plus it's a trilogy, and we all know that Dylan LOVES fanfic trilogies
After is his favourite🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please lets get him to watch through my window please😂😂
Just watched a Through My Window trailer. Dylan, pls, do a video on it. Please 🙏🏻
And he needs to watch my fault!!
You have just made my day worse by making me remember I have seen those films
Dylan is so brave for willingly putting up that dance video onto the internet without any coercion, for all of us to see, where it will outlive him and become immortal
facts, because did anyone look 👀.... iykyk
@@shantytown22that’s disgusting
20:55 Fun fact: the car scene was all improvised by the actors. I can't believe the funniest scene wasn't even on the script 💀
Makes a lot of sense actually :D
I can believe it.
It makes way more sense that the writers couldn’t come up with it.
They should have let them come up with more 😂
i believe it
I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable
He literally talks like he's going through puberty 😂😂
iI'm not surprised he didn't notice but i WISH dylan noticed all of the subtle After hints in this movie. Like they have the roommate watching After, which is funny cause dylan sprouse plays a character in the After movies (Trevor). And then during the party scene, when the good guy love interest is on the couch, there are two people passed out who are very clearly supposed to represent tessa and hardin (their wearing the same outfits from the scene shepley was watching on TV). As well as a guy at the party standing next to dylan sprouse wearing a 'Fucking Trevor' shirt. Not to mention that Jesse and Benny are also actors from the After movies
i went through the movie to find all of these🤣i didn't find the t shirt one tho
“you’re crying to AFTER?!?! …i hope someone kills you”
dylan is so real
24:14
The raw emotion. And then the realisation as to what he just said
i had the same reaction as he did 😂 as I'm reading this haha
Honestly don’t blame him 💀
This had me crying😭😭😭 24:14
“I’m sorry, that came out of a deep place”😭😂
watching Dylan's slow descent into utter madness has never been more thoroughly enjoyable
Which Dylan? Dylan Cole or Dylan is in Trouble?
@@rufiredup90 both
@@heddaaskheim Heh heh heh. Good answer.
His little laugh at the end when he says „see you next MoNdaY“ is sending me because he knows that he will in fact, NOT see us next Monday but rather on a random Wednesday in two to four weeks
What do you mean, he always uploads on a Monday, every Monday.
This needs to be top comment
What does "sending me" mean?
@@jcon2060 basically it means ‘making me laugh’
Dylan it was so terrible even you couldn’t make it funny, I didn’t think it could be this bad. 💀
The way you can tell a movie is leaching Dylan’s sanity by the pitch of his voice 😂
'i want to be around you, you're good for me' is the weirdest line for that moment said in the weirdest tone. i just started cracking up when he said it
And his completely serious, almost pissed off tone that shit threw me tf off
Bro I couldn't stop wheezing that part of the video was too funny
its so funny "you're good for me" get a therapist man😭
also the "I don't want to have sex with you, bitch" that comes before it
Bro the way I felt insulted, weirded out, and absolutely SO put off from the delivery and the confusing nature of the aggressive tone mixed with sentiment???? Not him trying to be sweet AND an asshole, all at once. Can we pick, please?! I have honestly never cringed harder.
I don't think I've seen Dylan have this bad of a mental break since the absolute garbage fire that was He's All That
remember brats?😂😂😂
Dylan was in that? Are you sure? I thought it was the guy from cobra Kia
@@isabellakreber516 no we mean Dylan is in Trouble watching He's All That, not Dylan the actor 😂
It's wasn't even😭😭 or maybe I'm just biased cuz I love cheesy rom-coms
@@unspokenrizz555 it had its good moments too lol
‘His only downfall is that he’s not a toxic man’ the most true thing Dylan had ever said
In the book he was an ass
T-shirt version: "My only downfall is not being toxic." 😅😅
@@KayKay114 Sorta gives incel vibes though.
@@dudedysseusthat's part of the irony of the statement LOL
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This film was good ....as a comedy. I watched it with my sister in the theater and she tried to stop me from laughing out loud too many times (she failed)😅😅 I'm telling you ....I HAD A BLAST !!!
Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't see it in theaters, I would of been kicked out 😂😂
@@drishe08 the book was way toxic though😭😭like abuser level toxic
well thats kink for ya@@ayomidedareabel5525
It’s one of those movies that’s so bad it’s good. I was dying the entire time. Especially with the after references
Exactly! They are rom COMS.
I just laugh at how fucking ridiculous they are
as someone with a dead Mum I do love to throw that fact in people’s faces when they’re being unnecessarily rude to me and see their expressions slip
That's a heck of a trump card. 😅
I do the same thing about my dad it’s funny seeing them stumble over it
The same works with dead pets, in fact sometimes even better
Lol bro the dead parent community rise up wtf. I’ve used this glad I’m not alone 😂
I did this when my dad died. I was trying to cancel my gym membership at a expensive gym. They tried to make me feel bad by saying I was “giving up on myself”. Then I told them my dad died and couldn’t focus on fitness at the moment. They felt super bad and let me cancel without paying a fee
It never gets old how high Dylan's voice gets when he's excited about something
Or frustrated😭
It’s literally hilarious 😂
I’m sorry, but him rocking back and forth from laughter had me dying 😂😭
LIKE A LUNATIC LMAOOO
The way that I was doing the same along with him
Nahhh cause ts took me out 💀
21:18 bro is LOSING IT
@@emili2003NO FR I WAS IN A LAUGHING FIT
“You don’t boop random men” this is the message of this whole film 😂😂
The way I screamed when After was on TV 🤣🤣 These fanfic movies are HILARIOUS
😂😂😂and the dude crying
Wasn’t Dylan sprouse in that one too😂it’s all too connected
It would have been funny if the movie poked fun at that connection in the scene where After was on the screen
Atleast you found some joy in it, it made me hate myself and I only watched the 1st 15 minutes
@@jasmincastillo8686 fucking Trevor!!
Dylan has been putting in WORK with the amount of content he’s giving this month
Which one
@@Cwh15this 40 minute video + the 3 hour long friends review
@@k.a._135 no I think they mean which DYLAN lmao
@@Cwh15Probably the one who is in trouble
@@sad_doggo2504😂
I actually love when he genuinely talks about the ways he would improve a bad movie - the end was great
I laughed actually out loud several times during this video. The descent into madness is fantastic
I’ve got tears from laughing at Dylan losing his sanity over this 😭
I'm literary at the Psych ward watching him lose it,its hilarious😂😂😂😂
@@noluthandontuli4145 They allow u a phone?
Dylan changing the speed after that cringey "You're good for me" line at 18:58 had me dying.
I had to pause the video bc I was like "i hate this, i hate this, i hate this... But that's exactly how it works" jeez hahaha
I'm thinking Dylan might have better success finishing a novel if he wrote a fanfic.
It‘d clearly sell really well too
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I guess it's healthier than After. They were both a demented as each other. He didn't corrupt her or try to control her. They were just awful people and equal in the relationship. Still dumb, but I'd prefer relationship depictions like this.
I mean at least these two liked each other!!!
Eventually!!
My favourite genre of Dylan videos is just watching him commentate on film adaptations of fanfics and know that he has to take multiple days off to recover from the loss of his sanity
every time dylan says it’s movie commentary monday, i legit have to think about what day it is to make sure it’s not actually monday
Same
The fact that Dylan can’t escape the After movies is hilarious to me💀 I’m so sorry 24:13
20:16 and dylan's expressions made me CRY ugly tears LMAOOO
27:00 Dylan is a GENIUS. I would love to see a romance movie where everyone thinks the guy is a weird psycho but he's actually just random, eccentric himbo. omg someone get Hollywood on the phone.
I'd say that's very much Heath Ledger's role in 10 Things I Hate About You!
@@lorre-kayeleslie668Great movie. Can someone please recommend me more movies with characters like this.
@@lorre-kayeleslie668 google sarcasm
@@lorre-kayeleslie668that is one of my favorite movies ❤😊
I kinda got that vibe from movie Palm Springs
I think best thing about this movie is that it didn’t take itself too seriously like After and leaned into comedy. Was actually somewhat watchable. Maybe it’s cause of Dylan Sprouse idk but both main characters had good comedic timing and I like that they didn’t focus too much on making it extremely sexual film.
Yes it was better than I anticipated
Yeahhhh, leaning into the comedic aspect of this film made this watchable. I think the casting of the two main characters did wonders
i love watching dylan slowly going insane and then completely losing it at a guy screaming "get out of the car"
Same
@@Ageraghty777 i swear, i've never seen him lose his mind and laugh that much at a scene before
I'm not sure Dylan would read this but i genuinely wish he'd make a few serious movie commentary. He seems really well versed in the field. I'd love to take notes from him in cinematography, direction, screenplay, etc
You can literally see Dylans sanity leaving with every minute...
And I'm here for it
i genuinely cannot comprehend that the movie was actually BETTER than the book was😭
It's actually the same case with the After franchise, Twilight franchise, 50 Shades franchise... The books are worse!! 😭
I agree!
@@RandomSwiftie13 After is soooo bad in the movies. It's better in the books tbh
💀💀💀
I thought the beautiful disaster book was a lot better than the movie.
I love how during these movies Dylan just slowly progresses into madness the same exact way every time
I’m about to binge whatever I can find after this video.
it took me reading this twice, scrolling down, then scrolling back up and reading again to mean you mean DYLAN, not Dylan.
@@rainestar82 OOH cuz of Dylan Sprouce.... no I meant youtube Dylan lolll
20:48 THIS WHOLE PART IS MAKING ME WHEEEEEEEEEZEEEEE
The ‘in Americaaaa? You don’t have a gun???’ at 33:38 brought out such a British shock response in me 😭😭
Had me wheezing so hard
Hell yeah. This is VEGAS MAFIA. And the US gun ownership is literally this: "The survey stated that American civilians account for an estimated 393 million (about 46 percent) of the worldwide total of civilian held firearms, or about 120.5 firearms for every 100 American residents." KNOWN civilian gun owners in the US are almost HALF of the civilian gun owners IN THE WORLD
PS. I know you were probably aware of all this and you were not surprised in that way, I also got a shock respnse being Argentinian myself, but just felt like looking up the numbers, for emphasis' sake. And boy did that emphasize things
I love that moment XD
This felt like someone read the book 15 years ago and decided to make a movie about what they remembered.
Dylan defending Dylan is the best thing in this video hahaha
I love that you took the time to ACTUALLY give constructive thoughts at the end even tho your brain was essentially fried during the movie
The fact that they took out most pf the toxicity of the book and made it almost a comedy... and I still don't know which one is worse😭
Honestly they’re both bad but the movie is way too cringe😫
I knew the book was toxic, but I never read this. And I was thinking during this whole time watching this video "wait, that's not so bad"
The book, absolutely the book.
The movie is cringe but the book is worse.
Right?? Like i coukda swore the books were more serious
dylan saying "i heard a demon sneeze" implies he KNOWS what a demon sneezing sounds like, thus it cannot be the first time he's heard a demon sneeze.
facts 😂😂😂
sometimes i try to explain to my friends why i find dylan attractive but then they see him doing shit like turning up the volume with his shoulder and i can’t explain myself
There’s no explaining it. His personality is just golden
wdym that is WHY he's attractive
I don’t know how I found this video but this guy is teaching me so much about toxic men and women and how to avoid it
The actress looks like if you took the actress of after and tried to recast her from memory. And the fact that Dylan is in this movie makes me think that this is an alternate universe where Trevor is basically harden and he gets tessa. This is now cannon and we’re living in the after multiverse
the fact that dylan asked a thousand times if certain actors were in After but completely missed the one who actually was in 32:50 is killing me
holy shit, is that the Hardon guy???
@@bigfanofstuff3266aw I think that's... zed? Hardon boi you would recognize by his terrible (but not fake) accent
Also teen Jesus on Glee
LMAO
@@angelbaby9374holy crap I know him 😭 I've seen him in Glee Project, he was such a sweetheart, now I feel bad that he ended up doing stuff like After and this one
Dylan slowly descending into madness watching Dylan pretend to be a fanfic boyfriend
i'm surprised no one is talking about how dumb a conflict is being good at poker and then trying to "leave the complicated past". that's a skill, not a conflict.
Well, technically it can be both
Dylan: “I’m a pacifist”
also Dylan: *watches a Disney movie* “WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE DYING!!”
Him in the scene where the friend is watching after: "I hope you die" 💀💀
I couldn't breathe for almost 75% of the video because I was laughing so hard at the movie's stupidity and Dylan's reactions. It was too much for me and I loved it.
I kinda love that Dylan rarely responds to comments. This makes me feel like we're amongst ourselves...and we can say anything we want.
Watch him respond to this lmao
We shall have chaos
Never have I ever seen someone happy the creator doesn’t respond to comments, what an interesting perspective I never thought of and makes perfect sense for this channel lol
lets gossip 😈
18:42 their dynamic is actually crazy. is it just because my brain is almost done developing? I might have ate this up when i was a teenager to be honest.
“i don’t want to have sex with you bitch, i want to be around you” is quite possibly the funniest line ever written
edit: apparently he said pige, not bitch, which honestly makes it worse 😭
The thing is I think he was calling her 'Pige' short for Pigeon which just goes to show how terrible the nickname Pigeon is
i’m still trying to figure out if he said bitch or pidge
he said pidge
i heard bitch too but it's pidge apparently...short for pidgeon
my gay bestie trying to prove he's gay :
watching dylan’s slow descent into madness was way too entertaining 💀
I love how Dylan actually fixes the whole movie by how it’s already written in the book
(I read it as a teenager but I’m 90% sure he recapped the novel perfectly lol)
Hahahaha this and the fact that she actually has a conection with one of the Maddox Brothers 😂
@@jazminpadilla3796wait wym???
I remember reading this 😂😂 I’m so glad Dylan did a commentary on this 💀💀💀💀
I’ll never watch these terrible fanfic movies but I do love watching Dylan react to them and descend into madness
Dylan’s segways into sponsorships never get old😭
The voice crack at “blanket coverage” 15:02 killed me hahahahahahahahahahahah
that “whY am i defe n di ng him” at 15:43 was so genuine poor dylan is finally broken
You really could hear it lol
Dylan laughing in the car scene just killed me I rewatched that part like 6 times I can’t with this man 😂😂 seriously his videos make my day ❤
i rewatched it too lmaooo
The little recap at the end with Dylan's unsaid thoughts was so fun. I hope it happens more in upcoming commentaries 😭
Me too!
Sameee
Dylan has been feeding us A LOT lately, THANK YOU SO MUCH
My first thought was that you meant Dylan Sprouse, and I was like there's no way you're being serious right now
Lol I thought that too
the dead silence at 19:55 had me CACKLING out loud. God the cringeee
"I might just be dissociating right now" same though.
Virginia and Dylan are both SUCH good actors, I feel like thats part of what makes this movie bearable/funny/entertaining. So Bad Its Good because they can actually pull SOME of it off
Can you please stop using "cackling"?
@@jcon2060your comment/ request had me CACKLING😂
19:46 “Thought that was a demon sneeze” meanwhile the guy in the back: 👹
I’m flabbergasted at Dylan trying to trick me into using Honey, I could’ve never see it coming, I believed he would never do this to us, we trusted you Dylan
20:55 why was that scene literally the best scene in the entire thing 😭😭 the guy screaming at her was by far some of the best acting in this movie
28:17 "Did anyone every tell you that you're a very cute sleeper" sounds awfully like that one scene in Twilight and I'm not sure how to feel abou that
Omggg I thought about that tooo
29:40 Dylan saying "let's just commit to this" as he slows it back to normal speed to suffer thru a feet massage? sure, not a kink.
(Okay I let it play some more just to see before sending the comment and he goes on a rant about it lmao)
you always know it’s bad whenever dylan posts a fanfic video
The weirdest thing about this movie, is the fact that she wrote an email to her dad before running away… Bestie, the maximum I’d do is an SMS
I love this dylan. DIED at the part about the nice guy screaming at her to get out of the car. we both lost it at the same time.
Watching Dylan slowly descend into madness is my favourite way to spend my days.
Dylan trying to convinced the world he is NOT into feet is the best thing ever
Watching Dylan descend into madness after he turned his volume up with his punches is everything
Honestly this movie was a self-referential and self-aware master piece that poked so much fun at the genre and literally directly referenced everything. Once you know not to take it seriously it's actually a really funny movie and you can tell when the actors briefly break character because they can't take it seriously
Everything that you said is 100% facts!
i agree i kinda enjoyed it and thought it was pretty funny at times
@@juliesnoot2818 This movie was so hilariously bad & I enjoyed it!
Finally a great comment! 👏🏽
Wait, it’s meant to be a comedy?
I really really love hearing the things you would do differently or what you did in “don’t worry darling” and explained what would be better in the acting. So good! 🙏
" why am I defending him.. I have to defend him because she is crazy"😂
Why do I enjoy watching Dylan go crazy? 😂😂😂😂
Same lol
This video single-handedly cured my depression but also traumatized me, I hope they never stop making these god awful movies so that dylan never runs out of content
my thoughts exactly
i was hoping dylan would do a commentary on this movie bc my friend watched this movie twice without anyone forcing her, just her own will, now i can send her this video so that she can reflect on herself
LMAOOO
DJDJFJDJFHFJFJD THIS IS SUCH A READ
I feel you, my cousin thinks fifty shades is 'relationship goals' 😭
I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable. 43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED.
I can’t keep it together this is the funniest video I have ever watched. My dog just jumped in my lap trying to figure out what I’d wrong with me. He’s a 70 pound shepherd 🤣 10/10 I didn’t even know you could “Buy a Super Thanks” but here! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you do that? I always wanted to give dylan a Super Thanks!
@@mariemagmandelnnext the the like and share button there is a button that says thanks with a heart.
This is one of the scenarios where the book is worse. Travis may be bad in the movie, but he's fucking psychotic, abusive, an OBSESSIVE stalker, and incredibly emotionally manipulative. Honestly I have no doubt if pushed to it Travis could murder someone out of jealousy
Whats the book and author called ?
i still thought the book was better though in general like the story was better developed but this version of travis as a human overall is a better person lol.
@@danlita69 beautiful disaster by jamie mcguire
And the thing is i love those kind of books. But this book is sold as a regular contemporary romance rather than dark romance. That's the problem with these kinda book adaptions. The stories which should be under the dark category, are being made into movies like they are romantic.
i unfortunately read the book when i was like 13 or 14 and it deeply traumatised me i think, although I've blocked most of it out of my memory. can't believe it got adapted
The way he reacted to the boner scene was hilarious 😂😂 From not noticing it to the flop 💀 14:51
The scene with his family was basically "Hello, book 2, 3, 4 and 5." It's not uncommon in romance books to give one of the main characters multiple siblings or something similar to that, so you can introduce the main characters of following books set in the same town/universe. But Dylan is right. Usually they have different personalities so the author can cater to different tropes and tastes of the audience.
*Bridgerton has entered the chat*
The Twisted series
Ngl, those are my guilty pleasure.
Better then forcibly pushing two characters into constant drama.
literally every romance series ever entered the chat@@SmartPuff_
I remember reading this book for book club in high school. The entire discussion was my teacher telling us how it wasn’t cute and very toxic 😂😂
I mean she isn't wrong 😭
Honestly that one joke Dylan said was hilarious, had me rolling around for ages
I know right? That joke really slaps!
I’m still laughing, the best joke he ever made
Yeah best joke I’ve heard in a while, he should really take note of these types of joke to do them more often, comedic genius rly
this is strangely my favorite comfort video, its my favorite one to watch OVER and OVER again. i love watching him slowly lose his mind and it is just as funny everytime 😭😭
The immediate shock at 24:16 from his own statement then closely followed by reaffirming it, pure gold. Also I may have watched this video about 5 times in a row.
Same!