The Fanfic That Broke Me *Beautiful Disaster*

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  • @ellaheatonn
    @ellaheatonn 10 місяців тому +15760

    “you’re toxic and it would just be better if you admitted it and blamed your father” deserves to be on a t shirt

    • @kateb9495
      @kateb9495 10 місяців тому +54

      🙌

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 10 місяців тому +104

      Somebody make that happen please

    • @misr1326
      @misr1326 10 місяців тому +25

      fr

    • @rebeckajg2862
      @rebeckajg2862 10 місяців тому +34

      That would be quite the comedic rabble rousing opportunity.

    • @lastquarter3992
      @lastquarter3992 10 місяців тому +30

      Isn't that just Hardin tho?

  • @statesofgracie
    @statesofgracie 10 місяців тому +19536

    “sorry about your sweater pigeon” has the same evil energy as “are you lost babygirl”

    • @prpl_skies
      @prpl_skies 10 місяців тому +432

      Pls thats so accurate 😭😭😭🙏🏻

    • @tayyisa
      @tayyisa 10 місяців тому +140

      omg yes😭😭😭

    • @jordanmorise
      @jordanmorise 10 місяців тому +362

      the way i just PHYSICALLY cringed reading this- but you're so right

    • @AlejandraGomez-mb7vo
      @AlejandraGomez-mb7vo 10 місяців тому +78

      Pigeon" kills me 😂😂😂

    • @lattehaz
      @lattehaz 10 місяців тому +44

      i hate to admit you're right but you're soooo right !!!

  • @anhtheton
    @anhtheton 10 місяців тому +6116

    “you’re crying to AFTER?!?! …i hope someone kills you”
    dylan is so real
    24:14

    • @whalefall413
      @whalefall413 9 місяців тому +176

      The raw emotion. And then the realisation as to what he just said

    • @EmilyRabjerg
      @EmilyRabjerg 9 місяців тому +52

      i had the same reaction as he did 😂 as I'm reading this haha

    • @blackiam17
      @blackiam17 8 місяців тому +31

      Honestly don’t blame him 💀

    • @samyavincent9
      @samyavincent9 8 місяців тому +15

      This had me crying😭😭😭 24:14

    • @multistancontent
      @multistancontent 8 місяців тому +39

      “I’m sorry, that came out of a deep place”😭😂

  • @tillyw1162
    @tillyw1162 10 місяців тому +3240

    ‘His only downfall is that he’s not a toxic man’ the most true thing Dylan had ever said

    • @LadyVenVen
      @LadyVenVen 7 місяців тому

      In the book he was an ass

    • @KayKay114
      @KayKay114 4 місяці тому +4

      T-shirt version: "My only downfall is not being toxic." 😅😅

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 2 місяці тому +2

      @@KayKay114 Sorta gives incel vibes though.

  • @briannarose2439
    @briannarose2439 10 місяців тому +5606

    No matter how hard I try I just can’t take either of the Sprouse twins seriously as “bad boy” type characters. I just always start laughing💀

    • @alinao.4720
      @alinao.4720 10 місяців тому +456

      Especially cole trying to be one in real life. Just stop.

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 10 місяців тому +259

      Yeah, they're more the boy next door type

    • @ericavivanco7116
      @ericavivanco7116 10 місяців тому +101

      I think Dylan is hot 😔

    • @malena6539
      @malena6539 10 місяців тому +205

      i think that's why dylan took this role, besides probably loving this stupid comedy with humor he always displays on social media, he is completely aware he doesn't look like a bad boy

    • @actress-dancer
      @actress-dancer 10 місяців тому +68

      He was done the moment he started using his "bad boi voice"

  • @kimi_chimi
    @kimi_chimi 10 місяців тому +2320

    "i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"

    • @that617
      @that617 10 місяців тому +6

      No. I hate that in discovering the phrase pick me we’ve used the term to just belittle anything a female character does. You wouldn’t be so nit picky if it was a guy character. I get not like other girl girls can be irritating but let’s stop using it to then in turn out down women, so backwards.

    • @shar3859
      @shar3859 10 місяців тому +98

      @@that617 "I'm everybody's type" was said by Dylan Sprouse lol

    • @ambraosadiaye1639
      @ambraosadiaye1639 10 місяців тому

      Fr

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 10 місяців тому +84

      Cole with “I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in” and Dylan with “I’m everybodys type” 😭

    • @ilikeswans3928
      @ilikeswans3928 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@@that617But.. Dylan's character said it..

  • @NessaIP
    @NessaIP 10 місяців тому +1228

    - He grabbed my...
    - Breast?
    - No, lower.
    - Oooh...
    Dylan:
    - Kneecap.
    I AM CRYING in the middle of my office thank you

  • @aria3975
    @aria3975 8 місяців тому +707

    “Well I know she’s not going to college for creative writing, because tha is the worst goodbye message I have ever read” THAT TOOK ME OUT 🤣😩

  • @laylammorais
    @laylammorais 10 місяців тому +1711

    20:55 Fun fact: the car scene was all improvised by the actors. I can't believe the funniest scene wasn't even on the script 💀

    • @nicoladedeus8438
      @nicoladedeus8438 10 місяців тому +258

      Makes a lot of sense actually :D

    • @purrgundy
      @purrgundy 10 місяців тому +147

      I can believe it.

    • @Blueeyesthewarrior
      @Blueeyesthewarrior 10 місяців тому +204

      It makes way more sense that the writers couldn’t come up with it.

    • @joannaholden943
      @joannaholden943 10 місяців тому +87

      They should have let them come up with more 😂

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 10 місяців тому +11

      i believe it

  • @ladygaygay94
    @ladygaygay94 10 місяців тому +4478

    I truly think Dylan and Cole are taking these projects to as a bet with one another. Like who can be in the cringiest teen fiction work ever????

    • @ellabiddy4741
      @ellabiddy4741 10 місяців тому +332

      I’d believe it if Cole wasn’t ruining his reputation as a person, not just an actor, with his podcast interviews

    • @archasses
      @archasses 10 місяців тому +59

      Admittedly, if you care about a podcast interview of theirs there‘s no hope

    • @tommy5065
      @tommy5065 10 місяців тому +556

      lmao Dylan said in an interview that acting isn’t a job for him anymore but a fun little hobby and he always chooses scripts that look fun lol

    • @CarolinaSchmeed447
      @CarolinaSchmeed447 10 місяців тому +162

      It is really hard for child actors in tv to get into more serious roles but yeah atp I think they’re either completely over it or just doing it for fun

    • @ihuomaotika2656
      @ihuomaotika2656 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@@ellabiddy4741what interviews has he done that has ruined his reputation

  • @stellalovesskz6264
    @stellalovesskz6264 10 місяців тому +1989

    the fact that dylan asked a thousand times if certain actors were in After but completely missed the one who actually was in 32:50 is killing me

    • @bigfanofstuff3266
      @bigfanofstuff3266 9 місяців тому +7

      holy shit, is that the Hardon guy???

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 9 місяців тому +63

      ​​@@bigfanofstuff3266aw I think that's... zed? Hardon boi you would recognize by his terrible (but not fake) accent

    • @angelbaby9374
      @angelbaby9374 9 місяців тому +37

      Also teen Jesus on Glee

    • @lexie760
      @lexie760 8 місяців тому +1

      LMAO

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@angelbaby9374holy crap I know him 😭 I've seen him in Glee Project, he was such a sweetheart, now I feel bad that he ended up doing stuff like After and this one

  • @MariaSkur
    @MariaSkur 10 місяців тому +1267

    Imagine the pain Dylan would be if he just watched "through my window" stuff. Plus it's a trilogy, and we all know that Dylan LOVES fanfic trilogies

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 10 місяців тому +25

      After is his favourite🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MelisaManase
      @MelisaManase 10 місяців тому +38

      Please lets get him to watch through my window please😂😂

    • @el_moviefan
      @el_moviefan 10 місяців тому +15

      Just watched a Through My Window trailer. Dylan, pls, do a video on it. Please 🙏🏻

    • @sunflowervol6121
      @sunflowervol6121 9 місяців тому +16

      And he needs to watch my fault!!

    • @Dani-Nani
      @Dani-Nani 7 місяців тому +7

      You have just made my day worse by making me remember I have seen those films

  • @yb9964
    @yb9964 10 місяців тому +4109

    I didn’t know this even existed so whatever trauma or psychological impact this series inflicts on me, is on you.

    • @jerricaxxii
      @jerricaxxii 10 місяців тому +30

      lmao same

    • @yb9964
      @yb9964 10 місяців тому +110

      @@jerricaxxiilet’s just band together and send Dylan the therapy bill

    • @skylovesjesus
      @skylovesjesus 10 місяців тому +8

      REALL

    • @IdentifiantE.S
      @IdentifiantE.S 10 місяців тому +10

      @@yb9964Thats real 😅

    • @Jayre
      @Jayre 10 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, I didn't know this existed,

  • @justblah6162
    @justblah6162 10 місяців тому +2917

    Dylan is so brave for willingly putting up that dance video onto the internet without any coercion, for all of us to see, where it will outlive him and become immortal

    • @shantytown22
      @shantytown22 10 місяців тому +22

      facts, because did anyone look 👀.... iykyk

    • @loveisanopendoor3532
      @loveisanopendoor3532 10 місяців тому +58

      @@shantytown22that’s disgusting

  • @ashleyhedrick5635
    @ashleyhedrick5635 10 місяців тому +755

    I love this dylan. DIED at the part about the nice guy screaming at her to get out of the car. we both lost it at the same time.

  • @trincameron
    @trincameron 8 місяців тому +248

    iI'm not surprised he didn't notice but i WISH dylan noticed all of the subtle After hints in this movie. Like they have the roommate watching After, which is funny cause dylan sprouse plays a character in the After movies (Trevor). And then during the party scene, when the good guy love interest is on the couch, there are two people passed out who are very clearly supposed to represent tessa and hardin (their wearing the same outfits from the scene shepley was watching on TV). As well as a guy at the party standing next to dylan sprouse wearing a 'Fucking Trevor' shirt. Not to mention that Jesse and Benny are also actors from the After movies

    • @AW_13_swifties
      @AW_13_swifties 25 днів тому +3

      i went through the movie to find all of these🤣i didn't find the t shirt one tho

  • @luisabarsaglini
    @luisabarsaglini 10 місяців тому +2282

    Fun fact: in the book, we don't know about the poker stuff until Travis founds out as well. Also, the reason he calls her "Pigeon" is because his mom said one day, he would meet a girl that would make him feel like flying, and it would be his 'Pigeon'

    • @AshandPre
      @AshandPre 10 місяців тому +692

      that’s such valuable information that they left out of the movie 😂😂😂

    • @justlive2809
      @justlive2809 10 місяців тому +72

      well see that good the poker thing and the nickname they should have kept that this way ..

    • @iris4607
      @iris4607 10 місяців тому +287

      still does not make the pigeon part any better but thanks

    • @wearmeout1
      @wearmeout1 10 місяців тому +211

      thats even more cringe.. why choose the dirtiest bird in existence

    • @wearmeout1
      @wearmeout1 10 місяців тому +97

      just call her birdie or smth like a normal person

  • @floraberastury
    @floraberastury 10 місяців тому +1905

    I find it hilarious that with so much mention of After during this, he never ONCE mentioned that Dylan was also in After, and that he liked him there too??? Love that 20 year old memory

    • @SB-jm6bs
      @SB-jm6bs 10 місяців тому +99

      Also the guy playing Zed/Zayn in After was the guy in the casino ☠️😂

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 10 місяців тому +10

      @@SB-jm6bs 😂😂😂😂😂😂that made me cringe

    • @familyfun6995
      @familyfun6995 10 місяців тому +15

      and voltage pictures also made after (movie studio that made this)

    • @ilovethesoundofmyownvoice646
      @ilovethesoundofmyownvoice646 10 місяців тому

      Also the r shirt with fucking Trevor.

  • @kristinseaman1392
    @kristinseaman1392 8 місяців тому +128

    “You don’t boop random men” this is the message of this whole film 😂😂

  • @Rosie.Kas21
    @Rosie.Kas21 10 місяців тому +357

    The way you can tell a movie is leaching Dylan’s sanity by the pitch of his voice 😂

  • @mariapaulaguimaraes1629
    @mariapaulaguimaraes1629 10 місяців тому +5261

    I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable

    • @moteniolaaina4173
      @moteniolaaina4173 10 місяців тому +116

      He literally talks like he's going through puberty 😂😂

  • @whatfunboystheyare
    @whatfunboystheyare 10 місяців тому +7904

    “i don’t want to have sex with you bitch, i want to be around you” is quite possibly the funniest line ever written
    edit: apparently he said pige, not bitch, which honestly makes it worse 😭

    • @GrayPeachyProduction
      @GrayPeachyProduction 10 місяців тому +608

      The thing is I think he was calling her 'Pige' short for Pigeon which just goes to show how terrible the nickname Pigeon is

    • @julib7586
      @julib7586 10 місяців тому +308

      i’m still trying to figure out if he said bitch or pidge

    • @Larissa-wp8kq
      @Larissa-wp8kq 10 місяців тому +85

      he said pidge

    • @piya6929
      @piya6929 10 місяців тому +198

      i heard bitch too but it's pidge apparently...short for pidgeon

    • @lilhedonistcannibal123
      @lilhedonistcannibal123 10 місяців тому +80

      my gay bestie trying to prove he's gay :

  • @despinastel1563
    @despinastel1563 10 місяців тому +241

    As someone who read the book when i was 13 I DID NOT REMEMBER THE PIGEON PART
    As soon as he called her that i ran to the book to check cause i couldn’t accept that i “swooned” over a man who uses pigeon as a nickname…i was a very different person back then😂

    • @BifolikaDesigns
      @BifolikaDesigns 9 місяців тому +10

      lol, I didn't remember the book to be this cringe :)))

  • @MarilinaAn
    @MarilinaAn 10 місяців тому +284

    This film was good ....as a comedy. I watched it with my sister in the theater and she tried to stop me from laughing out loud too many times (she failed)😅😅 I'm telling you ....I HAD A BLAST !!!

    • @Cmela93
      @Cmela93 4 місяці тому +4

      Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't see it in theaters, I would of been kicked out 😂😂

    • @ayomidedareabel5525
      @ayomidedareabel5525 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@drishe08 the book was way toxic though😭😭like abuser level toxic

    • @isabelp187
      @isabelp187 3 місяці тому

      well thats kink for ya@@ayomidedareabel5525

    • @samanthabutterfield5172
      @samanthabutterfield5172 3 місяці тому +6

      It’s one of those movies that’s so bad it’s good. I was dying the entire time. Especially with the after references

  • @xxbattleblazexx
    @xxbattleblazexx 10 місяців тому +12750

    43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED

  • @nakhiahodges
    @nakhiahodges 10 місяців тому +732

    Dylan watching an actor named dylan play a guy named travis who acts like a monkey is really full circle

    • @star.skylar
      @star.skylar 10 місяців тому +25

      This needs to go up 😂

    • @heliam.5497
      @heliam.5497 10 місяців тому +21

      OH MY GOD I DIDNT REALIZE THAT TILL NOW🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @donut.pirate
      @donut.pirate 10 місяців тому +18

      THIS IS TOO FUNNY PLEASE-

    • @laradelic7833
      @laradelic7833 10 місяців тому +8

      OH MY GOD

    • @puttingmyphoneoncharge
      @puttingmyphoneoncharge 10 місяців тому +7

      BRO THE COMEDIC IRONY I LOVE IT

  • @Rihannamca
    @Rihannamca 10 місяців тому +233

    The fight scene 20:27 had me absolutely howling 😭

    • @SunDarling369
      @SunDarling369 8 днів тому

      And Dylan's face the whole time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kelseychangesthesubject4281
    @kelseychangesthesubject4281 10 місяців тому +167

    I laughed actually out loud several times during this video. The descent into madness is fantastic

  • @MaddyIts2am
    @MaddyIts2am 10 місяців тому +1547

    'i want to be around you, you're good for me' is the weirdest line for that moment said in the weirdest tone. i just started cracking up when he said it

    • @genesisfunes7551
      @genesisfunes7551 10 місяців тому +101

      And his completely serious, almost pissed off tone that shit threw me tf off

    • @sabrinaruiz6358
      @sabrinaruiz6358 10 місяців тому +54

      Bro I couldn't stop wheezing that part of the video was too funny

    • @juniperrs
      @juniperrs 10 місяців тому +43

      its so funny "you're good for me" get a therapist man😭

    • @limmiedee7405
      @limmiedee7405 10 місяців тому

      also the "I don't want to have sex with you, bitch" that comes before it

    • @rachel5399
      @rachel5399 10 місяців тому +16

      Bro the way I felt insulted, weirded out, and absolutely SO put off from the delivery and the confusing nature of the aggressive tone mixed with sentiment???? Not him trying to be sweet AND an asshole, all at once. Can we pick, please?! I have honestly never cringed harder.

  • @heddaaskheim
    @heddaaskheim 10 місяців тому +3986

    watching Dylan's slow descent into utter madness has never been more thoroughly enjoyable

    • @rufiredup90
      @rufiredup90 10 місяців тому +8

      Which Dylan? Dylan Cole or Dylan is in Trouble?

    • @heddaaskheim
      @heddaaskheim 10 місяців тому +22

      @@rufiredup90 both

    • @rufiredup90
      @rufiredup90 10 місяців тому +6

      @@heddaaskheim Heh heh heh. Good answer.

  • @stellasketch2962
    @stellasketch2962 10 місяців тому +156

    I’ll never watch these terrible fanfic movies but I do love watching Dylan react to them and descend into madness

  • @Junemoh10
    @Junemoh10 10 місяців тому +174

    Dylan’s commentary on how he would change the film made up for the whole experience truly. Dylan should be a director, I would watch/read anything he writes fr, I love it so much

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 7 місяців тому +8

      He will definitely be known as a great writer once he publishes his book (it's gonna be released soon, surely)

  • @taylorreads
    @taylorreads 10 місяців тому +2491

    i genuinely cannot comprehend that the movie was actually BETTER than the book was😭

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 10 місяців тому +158

      It's actually the same case with the After franchise, Twilight franchise, 50 Shades franchise... The books are worse!! 😭

    • @wintersonnet
      @wintersonnet 10 місяців тому +7

      I agree!

    • @majeppeixmm8925
      @majeppeixmm8925 10 місяців тому +42

      @@RandomSwiftie13 After is soooo bad in the movies. It's better in the books tbh

    • @barpe4514
      @barpe4514 10 місяців тому +5

      💀💀💀

    • @KW-if9wp
      @KW-if9wp 10 місяців тому +28

      I thought the beautiful disaster book was a lot better than the movie.

  • @amaanmansour3178
    @amaanmansour3178 10 місяців тому +3249

    His little laugh at the end when he says „see you next MoNdaY“ is sending me because he knows that he will in fact, NOT see us next Monday but rather on a random Wednesday in two to four weeks

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 10 місяців тому +151

      What do you mean, he always uploads on a Monday, every Monday.

    • @maryamgholizad2798
      @maryamgholizad2798 10 місяців тому +20

      This needs to be top comment

    • @jcon2060
      @jcon2060 10 місяців тому +2

      What does "sending me" mean?

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 10 місяців тому +13

      @@jcon2060 basically it means ‘making me laugh’

    • @CelestLa777
      @CelestLa777 10 місяців тому

      Dylan it was so terrible even you couldn’t make it funny, I didn’t think it could be this bad. 💀

  • @nadinekarina3457
    @nadinekarina3457 9 місяців тому +66

    20:16 and dylan's expressions made me CRY ugly tears LMAOOO

  • @nachgeben
    @nachgeben 9 місяців тому +31

    I guess it's healthier than After. They were both a demented as each other. He didn't corrupt her or try to control her. They were just awful people and equal in the relationship. Still dumb, but I'd prefer relationship depictions like this.

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 9 днів тому

      I mean at least these two liked each other!!!
      Eventually!!

  • @mismiserables
    @mismiserables 10 місяців тому +1731

    It never gets old how high Dylan's voice gets when he's excited about something

  • @KayaLynnDavis
    @KayaLynnDavis 10 місяців тому +2350

    I’m sorry, but him rocking back and forth from laughter had me dying 😂😭

    • @acidalix
      @acidalix 10 місяців тому +83

      LIKE A LUNATIC LMAOOO

    • @emili2003
      @emili2003 10 місяців тому +43

      The way that I was doing the same along with him

    • @iLikeCok
      @iLikeCok 10 місяців тому +17

      Nahhh cause ts took me out 💀

    • @morhido
      @morhido 10 місяців тому +35

      21:18 bro is LOSING IT

    • @chloer1834
      @chloer1834 10 місяців тому +8

      @@emili2003NO FR I WAS IN A LAUGHING FIT

  • @zoeyzompa5970
    @zoeyzompa5970 10 місяців тому +134

    how is Dylan not verified he is literally the funniest person ever! I can't find anyone as funny as him on youtube.

    • @zoeyzompa5970
      @zoeyzompa5970 7 місяців тому +5

      WHEN DID HE GET VERIFIED OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!!

  • @nikitadutta3286
    @nikitadutta3286 6 місяців тому +38

    I'm not sure Dylan would read this but i genuinely wish he'd make a few serious movie commentary. He seems really well versed in the field. I'd love to take notes from him in cinematography, direction, screenplay, etc

  • @Chatsworthmaze963
    @Chatsworthmaze963 10 місяців тому +4869

    I don't think I've seen Dylan have this bad of a mental break since the absolute garbage fire that was He's All That

    • @kaylynlewis
      @kaylynlewis 10 місяців тому +71

      remember brats?😂😂😂

    • @isabellakreber516
      @isabellakreber516 10 місяців тому +24

      Dylan was in that? Are you sure? I thought it was the guy from cobra Kia

    • @kaylynlewis
      @kaylynlewis 10 місяців тому +105

      @@isabellakreber516 no we mean Dylan is in Trouble watching He's All That, not Dylan the actor 😂

    • @unspokenrizz555
      @unspokenrizz555 9 місяців тому +3

      It's wasn't even😭😭 or maybe I'm just biased cuz I love cheesy rom-coms

    • @Chatsworthmaze963
      @Chatsworthmaze963 9 місяців тому +1

      @@unspokenrizz555 it had its good moments too lol

  • @_studiofrancesca
    @_studiofrancesca 10 місяців тому +2634

    Dylan has been putting in WORK with the amount of content he’s giving this month

    • @SeouarFerchichi-sp6rv
      @SeouarFerchichi-sp6rv 10 місяців тому +37

      Which one

    • @k.a._135
      @k.a._135 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@@SeouarFerchichi-sp6rvthis 40 minute video + the 3 hour long friends review

    • @sad_doggo2504
      @sad_doggo2504 10 місяців тому +30

      ​@@k.a._135 no I think they mean which DYLAN lmao

    • @Neha-dz7eu
      @Neha-dz7eu 10 місяців тому +34

      ​@@SeouarFerchichi-sp6rvProbably the one who is in trouble

    • @sleepycomfort
      @sleepycomfort 10 місяців тому +3

      @@sad_doggo2504😂

  • @mathildepadrona322
    @mathildepadrona322 10 місяців тому +64

    The kneecap joke at 26:26 had me dead XD

  • @kenziethefrenzy
    @kenziethefrenzy 10 місяців тому +82

    the leave the car scene editing with your reaction was fucking everything 😂

    • @saraferguson1156
      @saraferguson1156 6 місяців тому +1

      The car scene was fucking EVERYTHING 🤣🤣

  • @cyndrianaa
    @cyndrianaa 10 місяців тому +1967

    The way I screamed when After was on TV 🤣🤣 These fanfic movies are HILARIOUS

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 10 місяців тому +45

      😂😂😂and the dude crying

    • @jasmincastillo8686
      @jasmincastillo8686 10 місяців тому +66

      Wasn’t Dylan sprouse in that one too😂it’s all too connected

    • @Ashely56
      @Ashely56 10 місяців тому +19

      It would have been funny if the movie poked fun at that connection in the scene where After was on the screen

    • @observantwonderer7401
      @observantwonderer7401 10 місяців тому +3

      Atleast you found some joy in it, it made me hate myself and I only watched the 1st 15 minutes

    • @addangel
      @addangel 10 місяців тому

      @@jasmincastillo8686 fucking Trevor!!

  • @irgendwoaunid4048
    @irgendwoaunid4048 10 місяців тому +1859

    as someone with a dead Mum I do love to throw that fact in people’s faces when they’re being unnecessarily rude to me and see their expressions slip

    • @JeniJustJeni
      @JeniJustJeni 10 місяців тому +106

      That's a heck of a trump card. 😅

    • @michaeldowdney3887
      @michaeldowdney3887 10 місяців тому +58

      I do the same thing about my dad it’s funny seeing them stumble over it

    • @sad_doggo2504
      @sad_doggo2504 10 місяців тому +25

      The same works with dead pets, in fact sometimes even better

    • @ChocolateGamer44
      @ChocolateGamer44 10 місяців тому +41

      Lol bro the dead parent community rise up wtf. I’ve used this glad I’m not alone 😂

    • @empathandy__5722
      @empathandy__5722 10 місяців тому +61

      I did this when my dad died. I was trying to cancel my gym membership at a expensive gym. They tried to make me feel bad by saying I was “giving up on myself”. Then I told them my dad died and couldn’t focus on fitness at the moment. They felt super bad and let me cancel without paying a fee

  • @nialee3374
    @nialee3374 10 місяців тому +47

    i'm surprised no one is talking about how dumb a conflict is being good at poker and then trying to "leave the complicated past". that's a skill, not a conflict.

  • @TKCmoto
    @TKCmoto 10 місяців тому +62

    How are the twins ever supposed to be taken seriously if they keep taking roles like this

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 9 днів тому

      Ngl I don’t think they care that much 🤷🏻‍♀️
      Which is a vibe
      My personal theory is that Dylan took this role so that the studio would pay for him to learn boxing/get ripped

  • @ilayda-9504
    @ilayda-9504 10 місяців тому +1138

    I’ve got tears from laughing at Dylan losing his sanity over this 😭

    • @noluthandontuli4145
      @noluthandontuli4145 10 місяців тому +8

      I'm literary at the Psych ward watching him lose it,its hilarious😂😂😂😂

    • @felixgonzalez5135
      @felixgonzalez5135 10 місяців тому +1

      @@noluthandontuli4145 They allow u a phone?

  • @BillyButchersBallsack
    @BillyButchersBallsack 10 місяців тому +1453

    My favourite genre of Dylan videos is just watching him commentate on film adaptations of fanfics and know that he has to take multiple days off to recover from the loss of his sanity

  • @lexlynn9699
    @lexlynn9699 9 місяців тому +21

    20:48 THIS WHOLE PART IS MAKING ME WHEEEEEEEEEZEEEEE

  • @padfootny
    @padfootny 10 місяців тому +52

    I love that you took the time to ACTUALLY give constructive thoughts at the end even tho your brain was essentially fried during the movie

  • @designdesign23
    @designdesign23 10 місяців тому +1498

    Dylan changing the speed after that cringey "You're good for me" line at 18:58 had me dying.

    • @alba_tzatzil
      @alba_tzatzil 10 місяців тому +31

      I had to pause the video bc I was like "i hate this, i hate this, i hate this... But that's exactly how it works" jeez hahaha

  • @milicasavic8011
    @milicasavic8011 10 місяців тому +755

    i love watching dylan slowly going insane and then completely losing it at a guy screaming "get out of the car"

    • @adamgeraghty2456
      @adamgeraghty2456 10 місяців тому +8

      Same

    • @milicasavic8011
      @milicasavic8011 10 місяців тому +6

      @@adamgeraghty2456 i swear, i've never seen him lose his mind and laugh that much at a scene before

  • @amarabradshaw2301
    @amarabradshaw2301 10 місяців тому +32

    Oh my gosh, Dylan needs to do a commentary on Ginny and Georgia. He's gonna hate it but I what makes it perfect for the "until I hate myself" series

  • @Elishabug28
    @Elishabug28 8 місяців тому +24

    I don’t know how I found this video but this guy is teaching me so much about toxic men and women and how to avoid it

  • @annette7217
    @annette7217 10 місяців тому +662

    every time dylan says it’s movie commentary monday, i legit have to think about what day it is to make sure it’s not actually monday

  • @rebeccahicks2392
    @rebeccahicks2392 10 місяців тому +782

    I'm thinking Dylan might have better success finishing a novel if he wrote a fanfic.

    • @archasses
      @archasses 10 місяців тому +36

      It‘d clearly sell really well too

    • @cindyle5025
      @cindyle5025 10 місяців тому +2

      z
      d

  • @rubi6903
    @rubi6903 8 місяців тому +63

    The way he reacted to the boner scene was hilarious 😂😂 From not noticing it to the flop 💀 14:51

  • @marieandreewever9730
    @marieandreewever9730 10 місяців тому +42

    Dylan laughing in the car scene just killed me I rewatched that part like 6 times I can’t with this man 😂😂 seriously his videos make my day ❤

  • @babyshark6262
    @babyshark6262 10 місяців тому +763

    sometimes i try to explain to my friends why i find dylan attractive but then they see him doing shit like turning up the volume with his shoulder and i can’t explain myself

    • @nirvanaqueens
      @nirvanaqueens 10 місяців тому +80

      There’s no explaining it. His personality is just golden

    • @piya6929
      @piya6929 10 місяців тому +35

      wdym that is WHY he's attractive

  • @mayarbuzik7075
    @mayarbuzik7075 10 місяців тому +1981

    27:00 Dylan is a GENIUS. I would love to see a romance movie where everyone thinks the guy is a weird psycho but he's actually just random, eccentric himbo. omg someone get Hollywood on the phone.

    • @lorre-kayeleslie668
      @lorre-kayeleslie668 10 місяців тому +141

      I'd say that's very much Heath Ledger's role in 10 Things I Hate About You!

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 10 місяців тому +22

      @@lorre-kayeleslie668Great movie. Can someone please recommend me more movies with characters like this.

    • @fabfer7122
      @fabfer7122 10 місяців тому

      ​@@lorre-kayeleslie668 google sarcasm

    • @katherinevan
      @katherinevan 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@lorre-kayeleslie668that is one of my favorite movies ❤😊

    • @dasakrafcikova5338
      @dasakrafcikova5338 10 місяців тому +5

      I kinda got that vibe from movie Palm Springs

  • @snoophusmcdoofus
    @snoophusmcdoofus 10 місяців тому +44

    I love watching Dylan’s unhinged expressions when he watches stuff like this

  • @Akiramacchi
    @Akiramacchi 10 місяців тому +34

    Man I need Dylan to do a review on The Idol. I already can see his reaction to this god forsaken show.

  • @ryleemelczarczyk3568
    @ryleemelczarczyk3568 10 місяців тому +716

    The fact that Dylan can’t escape the After movies is hilarious to me💀 I’m so sorry 24:13

  • @emzular
    @emzular 10 місяців тому +540

    dylan saying "i heard a demon sneeze" implies he KNOWS what a demon sneezing sounds like, thus it cannot be the first time he's heard a demon sneeze.

  • @lilbrownbear
    @lilbrownbear 10 місяців тому +35

    the whole demon sneeze to the blanketed boner journey was bloody HILARIOUSSSS

  • @dudeinthecrown
    @dudeinthecrown 3 місяці тому +3

    39:30 you're right, in BOOKS the fact that she was poker gamer was revealed at that point and it was her secret from 👋🏼dark past👋🏼

  • @jeroldbeyabold7929
    @jeroldbeyabold7929 10 місяців тому +522

    I actually love when he genuinely talks about the ways he would improve a bad movie - the end was great

  • @busch1087
    @busch1087 10 місяців тому +1156

    You can literally see Dylans sanity leaving with every minute...
    And I'm here for it

  • @elbobb1446
    @elbobb1446 3 місяці тому +9

    Omg, the “you’re a very cute sleeper” was awful. 😅 I used to go to the same coffee shop everyday in college to do hw, and since I was constantly tired I’d take naps in the middle of studying. This guy who regularly tried to talk to me but made me uncomfortable came up and said, “I saw you sleeping, you looked like sleeping beauty.” Can confirm, this is not cute.

  • @lillywantsheranchovypizza107
    @lillywantsheranchovypizza107 8 місяців тому +6

    18:42 their dynamic is actually crazy. is it just because my brain is almost done developing? I might have ate this up when i was a teenager to be honest.

  • @immiemorris
    @immiemorris 10 місяців тому +974

    The ‘in Americaaaa? You don’t have a gun???’ at 33:38 brought out such a British shock response in me 😭😭

    • @nirvanaqueens
      @nirvanaqueens 10 місяців тому +20

      Had me wheezing so hard

    • @tywinderbaum5283
      @tywinderbaum5283 10 місяців тому +37

      Hell yeah. This is VEGAS MAFIA. And the US gun ownership is literally this: "The survey stated that American civilians account for an estimated 393 million (about 46 percent) of the worldwide total of civilian held firearms, or about 120.5 firearms for every 100 American residents." KNOWN civilian gun owners in the US are almost HALF of the civilian gun owners IN THE WORLD
      PS. I know you were probably aware of all this and you were not surprised in that way, I also got a shock respnse being Argentinian myself, but just felt like looking up the numbers, for emphasis' sake. And boy did that emphasize things

    • @BlackenedSunsets
      @BlackenedSunsets 10 місяців тому

      I love that moment XD

  • @greta-
    @greta- 10 місяців тому +515

    Dylan: “I’m a pacifist”
    also Dylan: *watches a Disney movie* “WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE DYING!!”

    • @naomicamacho5674
      @naomicamacho5674 10 місяців тому +19

      Him in the scene where the friend is watching after: "I hope you die" 💀💀

  • @user-gs1lm9lm1k
    @user-gs1lm9lm1k 5 місяців тому +7

    I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable. 43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED.

  • @mariedavis385
    @mariedavis385 16 днів тому +1

    this is strangely my favorite comfort video, its my favorite one to watch OVER and OVER again. i love watching him slowly lose his mind and it is just as funny everytime 😭😭

  • @suzie_do_you_copy
    @suzie_do_you_copy 10 місяців тому +385

    The fact that they took out most pf the toxicity of the book and made it almost a comedy... and I still don't know which one is worse😭

    • @katherinep708
      @katherinep708 10 місяців тому +18

      Honestly they’re both bad but the movie is way too cringe😫

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 10 місяців тому +1

      I knew the book was toxic, but I never read this. And I was thinking during this whole time watching this video "wait, that's not so bad"

    • @foreverlazy552
      @foreverlazy552 10 місяців тому +14

      The book, absolutely the book.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 10 місяців тому +7

      The movie is cringe but the book is worse.

    • @nirvanaqueens
      @nirvanaqueens 10 місяців тому

      Right?? Like i coukda swore the books were more serious

  • @kyramonday9141
    @kyramonday9141 10 місяців тому +718

    I love how during these movies Dylan just slowly progresses into madness the same exact way every time

    • @sharyebethancourt3660
      @sharyebethancourt3660 10 місяців тому +5

      I’m about to binge whatever I can find after this video.

    • @rainestar82
      @rainestar82 10 місяців тому +1

      it took me reading this twice, scrolling down, then scrolling back up and reading again to mean you mean DYLAN, not Dylan.

    • @kyramonday9141
      @kyramonday9141 10 місяців тому

      @@rainestar82 OOH cuz of Dylan Sprouce.... no I meant youtube Dylan lolll

  • @HaDoOoShSmile
    @HaDoOoShSmile 8 місяців тому +9

    28:01 abby :goodbye
    DYLAN 👋👋
    😂😂😂😂

  • @joellem625
    @joellem625 10 місяців тому +464

    I think best thing about this movie is that it didn’t take itself too seriously like After and leaned into comedy. Was actually somewhat watchable. Maybe it’s cause of Dylan Sprouse idk but both main characters had good comedic timing and I like that they didn’t focus too much on making it extremely sexual film.

    • @AllisonHamilton-rn8zg
      @AllisonHamilton-rn8zg 10 місяців тому +28

      Yes it was better than I anticipated

    • @natnesta
      @natnesta 10 місяців тому +21

      Yeahhhh, leaning into the comedic aspect of this film made this watchable. I think the casting of the two main characters did wonders

  • @SolPaulino05
    @SolPaulino05 10 місяців тому +754

    Dylan defending Dylan is the best thing in this video hahaha

  • @marionkemunto3604
    @marionkemunto3604 8 місяців тому +14

    The way Dylan keeps predicting what will happen next and is still accurate.

  • @stormyviolety
    @stormyviolety 10 місяців тому +19

    I love Dylan's high pitched voice when he gets excited 😍

  • @isabels.1180
    @isabels.1180 10 місяців тому +513

    I kinda love that Dylan rarely responds to comments. This makes me feel like we're amongst ourselves...and we can say anything we want.

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot 10 місяців тому +45

      Watch him respond to this lmao

    • @Celinehope1st
      @Celinehope1st 10 місяців тому +22

      We shall have chaos

    • @IntrotoPsych101
      @IntrotoPsych101 10 місяців тому +32

      Never have I ever seen someone happy the creator doesn’t respond to comments, what an interesting perspective I never thought of and makes perfect sense for this channel lol

    • @noone-gf5op
      @noone-gf5op 10 місяців тому +8

      lets gossip 😈

  • @blackangelgiggles
    @blackangelgiggles 10 місяців тому +573

    When he completely looked past the boner and then later realised that. The whole thing was so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 10 місяців тому +29

      Dylan is so oddly innocent.

    • @rubir1197
      @rubir1197 10 місяців тому +6

      I was cryingggg 🤣🤣

    • @blessedcocoa5729
      @blessedcocoa5729 10 місяців тому +5

      I did the same thing. I was like, his knee is in the way. Does she even have a blanket? Then I only realised after he pointed it out.

  • @Orangetrailsblog
    @Orangetrailsblog 8 місяців тому +26

    I love watching Dylan react. It saves me from watching these myself 😅

  • @rice-hero-VS-hungry-monster
    @rice-hero-VS-hungry-monster 7 місяців тому +12

    Watching Dylan slowly descend into madness is my favourite way to spend my days.

  • @Miiissshhh
    @Miiissshhh 10 місяців тому +268

    This felt like someone read the book 15 years ago and decided to make a movie about what they remembered.

  • @Fanylorena
    @Fanylorena 10 місяців тому +210

    The actress looks like if you took the actress of after and tried to recast her from memory. And the fact that Dylan is in this movie makes me think that this is an alternate universe where Trevor is basically harden and he gets tessa. This is now cannon and we’re living in the after multiverse

  • @crystalnova4897
    @crystalnova4897 10 місяців тому +1

    I LOVE the recaps and your residual thoughts. That's one of the reasons I started following your channel. That and the comedy. 😂😉

  • @lillywantsheranchovypizza107
    @lillywantsheranchovypizza107 8 місяців тому +6

    32:29 why does he look like another version of tom cruise

  • @malaksayed2457
    @malaksayed2457 10 місяців тому +558

    The little recap at the end with Dylan's unsaid thoughts was so fun. I hope it happens more in upcoming commentaries 😭

  • @sarahtariq572
    @sarahtariq572 10 місяців тому +333

    Dylan slowly descending into madness watching Dylan pretend to be a fanfic boyfriend

  • @vale3048
    @vale3048 10 місяців тому +23

    this is one of his best ones yet. i laughed so hard like we have matching senses of humor

  • @dwhpbooknerd
    @dwhpbooknerd 10 місяців тому +1

    I like the after thoughts. Cool to hear post-editing and spending so much time with the film.

  • @rainestar82
    @rainestar82 10 місяців тому +883

    the dead silence at 19:55 had me CACKLING out loud. God the cringeee
    "I might just be dissociating right now" same though.
    Virginia and Dylan are both SUCH good actors, I feel like thats part of what makes this movie bearable/funny/entertaining. So Bad Its Good because they can actually pull SOME of it off

    • @jcon2060
      @jcon2060 10 місяців тому +1

      Can you please stop using "cackling"?

    • @sweetytweety1671
      @sweetytweety1671 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@jcon2060your comment/ request had me CACKLING😂

  • @annieee6289
    @annieee6289 10 місяців тому +419

    watching dylan’s slow descent into madness was way too entertaining 💀

  • @aubreejenkins444
    @aubreejenkins444 10 місяців тому +1

    i did in fact stay till the very end, totally worth it, love your commentary dylan. also, your commentary in general during this entire video KILLED ME😭😭😭

  • @biasaab
    @biasaab 10 місяців тому +2

    Dylan, I figured it out why I watch every video and never skip the ads. You are so unpredictable even in the ads and so creative I am afraid I miss a joke that will be a trouble maker’s joke from now on lol that’s how attached I am

  • @Liv-xq9kt
    @Liv-xq9kt 10 місяців тому +1205

    Honestly this movie was a self-referential and self-aware master piece that poked so much fun at the genre and literally directly referenced everything. Once you know not to take it seriously it's actually a really funny movie and you can tell when the actors briefly break character because they can't take it seriously

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT 10 місяців тому +50

      Everything that you said is 100% facts!

    • @juliesnoot2818
      @juliesnoot2818 9 місяців тому +70

      i agree i kinda enjoyed it and thought it was pretty funny at times

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT 9 місяців тому +29

      @@juliesnoot2818 This movie was so hilariously bad & I enjoyed it!

    • @louxlove7600
      @louxlove7600 8 місяців тому +3

      Finally a great comment! 👏🏽

    • @SN-bk5xj
      @SN-bk5xj 8 місяців тому +19

      Wait, it’s meant to be a comedy?