The Fanfic That Broke Me *Beautiful Disaster*

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  • @ellaheatonn
    @ellaheatonn Рік тому +18167

    “you’re toxic and it would just be better if you admitted it and blamed your father” deserves to be on a t shirt

  • @statesofgracie
    @statesofgracie Рік тому +22405

    “sorry about your sweater pigeon” has the same evil energy as “are you lost babygirl”

    • @prpl_skies
      @prpl_skies Рік тому +491

      Pls thats so accurate 😭😭😭🙏🏻

    • @tayyisa
      @tayyisa Рік тому +154

      omg yes😭😭😭

    • @jordanmorise
      @jordanmorise Рік тому +411

      the way i just PHYSICALLY cringed reading this- but you're so right

    • @AlejandraGomez-mb7vo
      @AlejandraGomez-mb7vo Рік тому +91

      Pigeon" kills me 😂😂😂

    • @lattehaz
      @lattehaz Рік тому +53

      i hate to admit you're right but you're soooo right !!!

  • @kimi_chimi
    @kimi_chimi Рік тому +3252

    "i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"

    • @that617
      @that617 Рік тому +12

      No. I hate that in discovering the phrase pick me we’ve used the term to just belittle anything a female character does. You wouldn’t be so nit picky if it was a guy character. I get not like other girl girls can be irritating but let’s stop using it to then in turn out down women, so backwards.

    • @shar3859
      @shar3859 Рік тому +127

      @@that617 "I'm everybody's type" was said by Dylan Sprouse lol

    • @ambraosadiaye1639
      @ambraosadiaye1639 Рік тому

      Fr

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright Рік тому +107

      Cole with “I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in” and Dylan with “I’m everybodys type” 😭

    • @ilikeswans3928
      @ilikeswans3928 Рік тому +28

      ​@@that617But.. Dylan's character said it..

  • @NessaIP
    @NessaIP Рік тому +2609

    - He grabbed my...
    - Breast?
    - No, lower.
    - Oooh...
    Dylan:
    - Kneecap.
    I AM CRYING in the middle of my office thank you

  • @briannarose2439
    @briannarose2439 Рік тому +6739

    No matter how hard I try I just can’t take either of the Sprouse twins seriously as “bad boy” type characters. I just always start laughing💀

    • @alinao.4720
      @alinao.4720 Рік тому +518

      Especially cole trying to be one in real life. Just stop.

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 Рік тому +310

      Yeah, they're more the boy next door type

    • @Kikirrikiki
      @Kikirrikiki Рік тому +115

      I think Dylan is hot 😔

    • @malena6539
      @malena6539 Рік тому +240

      i think that's why dylan took this role, besides probably loving this stupid comedy with humor he always displays on social media, he is completely aware he doesn't look like a bad boy

    • @actress-dancer
      @actress-dancer Рік тому +78

      He was done the moment he started using his "bad boi voice"

  • @xxbattleblazexx
    @xxbattleblazexx Рік тому +13290

    43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED

  • @nakhiahodges
    @nakhiahodges Рік тому +1224

    Dylan watching an actor named dylan play a guy named travis who acts like a monkey is really full circle

  • @aria3975
    @aria3975 Рік тому +1438

    “Well I know she’s not going to college for creative writing, because tha is the worst goodbye message I have ever read” THAT TOOK ME OUT 🤣😩

  • @luisaballini
    @luisaballini Рік тому +2879

    Fun fact: in the book, we don't know about the poker stuff until Travis founds out as well. Also, the reason he calls her "Pigeon" is because his mom said one day, he would meet a girl that would make him feel like flying, and it would be his 'Pigeon'

    • @AshandPre
      @AshandPre Рік тому +877

      that’s such valuable information that they left out of the movie 😂😂😂

    • @justlive2809
      @justlive2809 Рік тому +90

      well see that good the poker thing and the nickname they should have kept that this way ..

    • @iris4607
      @iris4607 Рік тому +345

      still does not make the pigeon part any better but thanks

    • @wearmeout1
      @wearmeout1 Рік тому +251

      thats even more cringe.. why choose the dirtiest bird in existence

    • @wearmeout1
      @wearmeout1 Рік тому +120

      just call her birdie or smth like a normal person

  • @yb9964
    @yb9964 Рік тому +4597

    I didn’t know this even existed so whatever trauma or psychological impact this series inflicts on me, is on you.

    • @jerricaxxii
      @jerricaxxii Рік тому +35

      lmao same

    • @yb9964
      @yb9964 Рік тому +118

      @@jerricaxxiilet’s just band together and send Dylan the therapy bill

    • @skylovesjesus
      @skylovesjesus Рік тому +9

      REALL

    • @IdentifiantE.S
      @IdentifiantE.S Рік тому +11

      @@yb9964Thats real 😅

    • @Jayre
      @Jayre Рік тому +7

      Yeah, I didn't know this existed,

  • @abfma9
    @abfma9 Рік тому +2557

    I find it hilarious that with so much mention of After during this, he never ONCE mentioned that Dylan was also in After, and that he liked him there too??? Love that 20 year old memory

    • @SB-jm6bs
      @SB-jm6bs Рік тому +129

      Also the guy playing Zed/Zayn in After was the guy in the casino ☠️😂

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 Рік тому +11

      @@SB-jm6bs 😂😂😂😂😂😂that made me cringe

    • @familyfun6995
      @familyfun6995 Рік тому +20

      and voltage pictures also made after (movie studio that made this)

    • @ilovethesoundofmyownvoice646
      @ilovethesoundofmyownvoice646 Рік тому

      Also the r shirt with fucking Trevor.

    • @millemy703
      @millemy703 7 місяців тому +17

      And in one of the party scenes Travis aka Dylan throws beer at a guy who has a t-shirt that says "FUCKING TREVOR!!" Which is what Hardin says to Trevor aka Dylan in the second after movie and he doesn't even mention it like huh?!!!

  • @MariaSkur
    @MariaSkur Рік тому +1645

    Imagine the pain Dylan would be if he just watched "through my window" stuff. Plus it's a trilogy, and we all know that Dylan LOVES fanfic trilogies

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 Рік тому +33

      After is his favourite🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MelisaManase
      @MelisaManase Рік тому +48

      Please lets get him to watch through my window please😂😂

    • @el_moviefan
      @el_moviefan Рік тому +22

      Just watched a Through My Window trailer. Dylan, pls, do a video on it. Please 🙏🏻

    • @lovebuggg0420
      @lovebuggg0420 Рік тому +21

      And he needs to watch my fault!!

    • @Dani-Nani
      @Dani-Nani Рік тому +11

      You have just made my day worse by making me remember I have seen those films

  • @justblah6162
    @justblah6162 Рік тому +3403

    Dylan is so brave for willingly putting up that dance video onto the internet without any coercion, for all of us to see, where it will outlive him and become immortal

  • @laylammorais
    @laylammorais Рік тому +2898

    20:55 Fun fact: the car scene was all improvised by the actors. I can't believe the funniest scene wasn't even on the script 💀

    • @nicoladedeus8438
      @nicoladedeus8438 Рік тому +390

      Makes a lot of sense actually :D

    • @purrgundy
      @purrgundy Рік тому +230

      I can believe it.

    • @Blueeyesthewarrior
      @Blueeyesthewarrior Рік тому +319

      It makes way more sense that the writers couldn’t come up with it.

    • @joannaholden943
      @joannaholden943 Рік тому +154

      They should have let them come up with more 😂

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 Рік тому +21

      i believe it

  • @mariapaulaguimaraes1629
    @mariapaulaguimaraes1629 Рік тому +5609

    I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable

    • @moteniolaaina4173
      @moteniolaaina4173 Рік тому +130

      He literally talks like he's going through puberty 😂😂

  • @trincameron
    @trincameron Рік тому +451

    iI'm not surprised he didn't notice but i WISH dylan noticed all of the subtle After hints in this movie. Like they have the roommate watching After, which is funny cause dylan sprouse plays a character in the After movies (Trevor). And then during the party scene, when the good guy love interest is on the couch, there are two people passed out who are very clearly supposed to represent tessa and hardin (their wearing the same outfits from the scene shepley was watching on TV). As well as a guy at the party standing next to dylan sprouse wearing a 'Fucking Trevor' shirt. Not to mention that Jesse and Benny are also actors from the After movies

    • @AW_13_swifties
      @AW_13_swifties 8 місяців тому +8

      i went through the movie to find all of these🤣i didn't find the t shirt one tho

  • @anhtheton
    @anhtheton Рік тому +7451

    “you’re crying to AFTER?!?! …i hope someone kills you”
    dylan is so real
    24:14

    • @whalefall413
      @whalefall413 Рік тому +228

      The raw emotion. And then the realisation as to what he just said

    • @EmilyRabjerg
      @EmilyRabjerg Рік тому +68

      i had the same reaction as he did 😂 as I'm reading this haha

    • @blackiam17
      @blackiam17 Рік тому +40

      Honestly don’t blame him 💀

    • @samyavincent9
      @samyavincent9 Рік тому +15

      This had me crying😭😭😭 24:14

    • @multistancontent
      @multistancontent Рік тому +53

      “I’m sorry, that came out of a deep place”😭😂

  • @heddaaskheim
    @heddaaskheim Рік тому +4282

    watching Dylan's slow descent into utter madness has never been more thoroughly enjoyable

    • @rufiredup90
      @rufiredup90 Рік тому +10

      Which Dylan? Dylan Cole or Dylan is in Trouble?

    • @heddaaskheim
      @heddaaskheim Рік тому +23

      @@rufiredup90 both

    • @rufiredup90
      @rufiredup90 Рік тому +6

      @@heddaaskheim Heh heh heh. Good answer.

  • @amaanmansour3178
    @amaanmansour3178 Рік тому +3414

    His little laugh at the end when he says „see you next MoNdaY“ is sending me because he knows that he will in fact, NOT see us next Monday but rather on a random Wednesday in two to four weeks

    • @fashionablechangeling2003
      @fashionablechangeling2003 Рік тому +157

      What do you mean, he always uploads on a Monday, every Monday.

    • @maryamgholizad2798
      @maryamgholizad2798 Рік тому +21

      This needs to be top comment

    • @jcon2060
      @jcon2060 Рік тому +2

      What does "sending me" mean?

    • @fashionablechangeling2003
      @fashionablechangeling2003 Рік тому +14

      @@jcon2060 basically it means ‘making me laugh’

    • @CelestLa777
      @CelestLa777 Рік тому

      Dylan it was so terrible even you couldn’t make it funny, I didn’t think it could be this bad. 💀

  • @Rosie.Kas21
    @Rosie.Kas21 Рік тому +505

    The way you can tell a movie is leaching Dylan’s sanity by the pitch of his voice 😂

  • @MaddyIts2am
    @MaddyIts2am Рік тому +1910

    'i want to be around you, you're good for me' is the weirdest line for that moment said in the weirdest tone. i just started cracking up when he said it

    • @genesisfunes7551
      @genesisfunes7551 Рік тому +116

      And his completely serious, almost pissed off tone that shit threw me tf off

    • @sabrinaruiz6358
      @sabrinaruiz6358 Рік тому +63

      Bro I couldn't stop wheezing that part of the video was too funny

    • @juniperrs
      @juniperrs Рік тому +56

      its so funny "you're good for me" get a therapist man😭

    • @limmiedee7405
      @limmiedee7405 Рік тому

      also the "I don't want to have sex with you, bitch" that comes before it

    • @rachel5399
      @rachel5399 Рік тому +22

      Bro the way I felt insulted, weirded out, and absolutely SO put off from the delivery and the confusing nature of the aggressive tone mixed with sentiment???? Not him trying to be sweet AND an asshole, all at once. Can we pick, please?! I have honestly never cringed harder.

  • @Chatsworthmaze963
    @Chatsworthmaze963 Рік тому +5060

    I don't think I've seen Dylan have this bad of a mental break since the absolute garbage fire that was He's All That

    • @kaylynlewis
      @kaylynlewis Рік тому +75

      remember brats?😂😂😂

    • @isabellakreber516
      @isabellakreber516 Рік тому +25

      Dylan was in that? Are you sure? I thought it was the guy from cobra Kia

    • @kaylynlewis
      @kaylynlewis Рік тому +111

      @@isabellakreber516 no we mean Dylan is in Trouble watching He's All That, not Dylan the actor 😂

    • @unspokenrizz555
      @unspokenrizz555 Рік тому +3

      It's wasn't even😭😭 or maybe I'm just biased cuz I love cheesy rom-coms

    • @Chatsworthmaze963
      @Chatsworthmaze963 Рік тому +1

      @@unspokenrizz555 it had its good moments too lol

  • @tillyw1162
    @tillyw1162 Рік тому +4084

    ‘His only downfall is that he’s not a toxic man’ the most true thing Dylan had ever said

    • @LadyVenVen
      @LadyVenVen Рік тому

      In the book he was an ass

    • @KayKay114
      @KayKay114 Рік тому +8

      T-shirt version: "My only downfall is not being toxic." 😅😅

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 10 місяців тому +4

      @@KayKay114 Sorta gives incel vibes though.

    • @Bakuru
      @Bakuru 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dudedysseusthat's part of the irony of the statement LOL

    • @motaku220
      @motaku220 5 місяців тому

      @@dudedysseusvzXNVZB zaza zvxZbXbz m zbn

  • @MarilinaAn
    @MarilinaAn Рік тому +429

    This film was good ....as a comedy. I watched it with my sister in the theater and she tried to stop me from laughing out loud too many times (she failed)😅😅 I'm telling you ....I HAD A BLAST !!!

    • @Cmela93
      @Cmela93 11 місяців тому +9

      Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't see it in theaters, I would of been kicked out 😂😂

    • @ayomidedareabel5525
      @ayomidedareabel5525 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@drishe08 the book was way toxic though😭😭like abuser level toxic

    • @isabelp187
      @isabelp187 11 місяців тому

      well thats kink for ya@@ayomidedareabel5525

    • @samanthabutterfield5172
      @samanthabutterfield5172 10 місяців тому +16

      It’s one of those movies that’s so bad it’s good. I was dying the entire time. Especially with the after references

    • @jacobstevens7046
      @jacobstevens7046 6 місяців тому

      Exactly! They are rom COMS.
      I just laugh at how fucking ridiculous they are

  • @irgendwoaunid4048
    @irgendwoaunid4048 Рік тому +1982

    as someone with a dead Mum I do love to throw that fact in people’s faces when they’re being unnecessarily rude to me and see their expressions slip

    • @JeniJustJeni
      @JeniJustJeni Рік тому +117

      That's a heck of a trump card. 😅

    • @michaeldowdney3887
      @michaeldowdney3887 Рік тому +63

      I do the same thing about my dad it’s funny seeing them stumble over it

    • @sad_doggo2504
      @sad_doggo2504 Рік тому +29

      The same works with dead pets, in fact sometimes even better

    • @ChocolateGamer44
      @ChocolateGamer44 Рік тому +47

      Lol bro the dead parent community rise up wtf. I’ve used this glad I’m not alone 😂

    • @empathandy__5722
      @empathandy__5722 Рік тому +63

      I did this when my dad died. I was trying to cancel my gym membership at a expensive gym. They tried to make me feel bad by saying I was “giving up on myself”. Then I told them my dad died and couldn’t focus on fitness at the moment. They felt super bad and let me cancel without paying a fee

  • @mismiserables
    @mismiserables Рік тому +1833

    It never gets old how high Dylan's voice gets when he's excited about something

  • @KayaLynnDavis
    @KayaLynnDavis Рік тому +2507

    I’m sorry, but him rocking back and forth from laughter had me dying 😂😭

    • @acidalix
      @acidalix Рік тому +89

      LIKE A LUNATIC LMAOOO

    • @emili2003
      @emili2003 Рік тому +50

      The way that I was doing the same along with him

    • @iLikeCok
      @iLikeCok Рік тому +19

      Nahhh cause ts took me out 💀

    • @morhido
      @morhido Рік тому +42

      21:18 bro is LOSING IT

    • @chloer1834
      @chloer1834 Рік тому +10

      @@emili2003NO FR I WAS IN A LAUGHING FIT

  • @kristinseaman1392
    @kristinseaman1392 Рік тому +297

    “You don’t boop random men” this is the message of this whole film 😂😂

  • @antidelusionalpeeps
    @antidelusionalpeeps Рік тому +2044

    The way I screamed when After was on TV 🤣🤣 These fanfic movies are HILARIOUS

    • @divinelangene6813
      @divinelangene6813 Рік тому +46

      😂😂😂and the dude crying

    • @jasmincastillo8686
      @jasmincastillo8686 Рік тому +67

      Wasn’t Dylan sprouse in that one too😂it’s all too connected

    • @Ashely56
      @Ashely56 Рік тому +19

      It would have been funny if the movie poked fun at that connection in the scene where After was on the screen

    • @observantwonderer7401
      @observantwonderer7401 Рік тому +3

      Atleast you found some joy in it, it made me hate myself and I only watched the 1st 15 minutes

    • @addangel
      @addangel Рік тому

      @@jasmincastillo8686 fucking Trevor!!

  • @_studiofrancesca
    @_studiofrancesca Рік тому +2688

    Dylan has been putting in WORK with the amount of content he’s giving this month

    • @Cwh15
      @Cwh15 Рік тому +38

      Which one

    • @k.a._135
      @k.a._135 Рік тому +13

      ​@@Cwh15this 40 minute video + the 3 hour long friends review

    • @sad_doggo2504
      @sad_doggo2504 Рік тому +31

      ​@@k.a._135 no I think they mean which DYLAN lmao

    • @Neha-dz7eu
      @Neha-dz7eu Рік тому +35

      ​@@Cwh15Probably the one who is in trouble

    • @ashtraypup
      @ashtraypup Рік тому +3

      @@sad_doggo2504😂

  • @jeroldbeyabold7929
    @jeroldbeyabold7929 Рік тому +546

    I actually love when he genuinely talks about the ways he would improve a bad movie - the end was great

  • @SpiderKelsey
    @SpiderKelsey Рік тому +213

    I laughed actually out loud several times during this video. The descent into madness is fantastic

  • @Iloshhh.h
    @Iloshhh.h Рік тому +1182

    I’ve got tears from laughing at Dylan losing his sanity over this 😭

    • @noluthandontuli4145
      @noluthandontuli4145 Рік тому +8

      I'm literary at the Psych ward watching him lose it,its hilarious😂😂😂😂

    • @felixgonzalez5135
      @felixgonzalez5135 Рік тому +1

      @@noluthandontuli4145 They allow u a phone?

  • @designdesign23
    @designdesign23 Рік тому +1563

    Dylan changing the speed after that cringey "You're good for me" line at 18:58 had me dying.

    • @alba_tzatzil
      @alba_tzatzil Рік тому +33

      I had to pause the video bc I was like "i hate this, i hate this, i hate this... But that's exactly how it works" jeez hahaha

  • @rebeccahicks2392
    @rebeccahicks2392 Рік тому +816

    I'm thinking Dylan might have better success finishing a novel if he wrote a fanfic.

  • @nachgeben
    @nachgeben Рік тому +192

    I guess it's healthier than After. They were both a demented as each other. He didn't corrupt her or try to control her. They were just awful people and equal in the relationship. Still dumb, but I'd prefer relationship depictions like this.

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 8 місяців тому +22

      I mean at least these two liked each other!!!
      Eventually!!

  • @AyDeeAichDee
    @AyDeeAichDee Рік тому +1525

    My favourite genre of Dylan videos is just watching him commentate on film adaptations of fanfics and know that he has to take multiple days off to recover from the loss of his sanity

  • @annette7217
    @annette7217 Рік тому +691

    every time dylan says it’s movie commentary monday, i legit have to think about what day it is to make sure it’s not actually monday

  • @ryleemelczarczyk3568
    @ryleemelczarczyk3568 Рік тому +769

    The fact that Dylan can’t escape the After movies is hilarious to me💀 I’m so sorry 24:13

  • @nadinekarina3457
    @nadinekarina3457 Рік тому +92

    20:16 and dylan's expressions made me CRY ugly tears LMAOOO

  • @mayarbuzik7075
    @mayarbuzik7075 Рік тому +2051

    27:00 Dylan is a GENIUS. I would love to see a romance movie where everyone thinks the guy is a weird psycho but he's actually just random, eccentric himbo. omg someone get Hollywood on the phone.

    • @lorre-kayeleslie668
      @lorre-kayeleslie668 Рік тому +148

      I'd say that's very much Heath Ledger's role in 10 Things I Hate About You!

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 Рік тому +21

      @@lorre-kayeleslie668Great movie. Can someone please recommend me more movies with characters like this.

    • @fabfer7122
      @fabfer7122 Рік тому

      ​@@lorre-kayeleslie668 google sarcasm

    • @katherinevan
      @katherinevan Рік тому +3

      ​@@lorre-kayeleslie668that is one of my favorite movies ❤😊

    • @dasakrafcikova5338
      @dasakrafcikova5338 Рік тому +5

      I kinda got that vibe from movie Palm Springs

  • @joellem625
    @joellem625 Рік тому +496

    I think best thing about this movie is that it didn’t take itself too seriously like After and leaned into comedy. Was actually somewhat watchable. Maybe it’s cause of Dylan Sprouse idk but both main characters had good comedic timing and I like that they didn’t focus too much on making it extremely sexual film.

    • @AllisonHamilton-rn8zg
      @AllisonHamilton-rn8zg Рік тому +29

      Yes it was better than I anticipated

    • @natalee_a7
      @natalee_a7 Рік тому +28

      Yeahhhh, leaning into the comedic aspect of this film made this watchable. I think the casting of the two main characters did wonders

  • @milicasavic8011
    @milicasavic8011 Рік тому +798

    i love watching dylan slowly going insane and then completely losing it at a guy screaming "get out of the car"

    • @Ageraghty777
      @Ageraghty777 Рік тому +9

      Same

    • @milicasavic8011
      @milicasavic8011 Рік тому +8

      @@Ageraghty777 i swear, i've never seen him lose his mind and laugh that much at a scene before

  • @nikitadutta3286
    @nikitadutta3286 Рік тому +48

    I'm not sure Dylan would read this but i genuinely wish he'd make a few serious movie commentary. He seems really well versed in the field. I'd love to take notes from him in cinematography, direction, screenplay, etc

  • @busch1087
    @busch1087 Рік тому +1188

    You can literally see Dylans sanity leaving with every minute...
    And I'm here for it

  • @taylorreads
    @taylorreads Рік тому +2605

    i genuinely cannot comprehend that the movie was actually BETTER than the book was😭

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Рік тому +168

      It's actually the same case with the After franchise, Twilight franchise, 50 Shades franchise... The books are worse!! 😭

    • @wintersonnet
      @wintersonnet Рік тому +7

      I agree!

    • @majeppeixmm8925
      @majeppeixmm8925 Рік тому +45

      @@RandomSwiftie13 After is soooo bad in the movies. It's better in the books tbh

    • @barpe4514
      @barpe4514 Рік тому +5

      💀💀💀

    • @KW-if9wp
      @KW-if9wp Рік тому +28

      I thought the beautiful disaster book was a lot better than the movie.

  • @GingerrCatt
    @GingerrCatt Рік тому +730

    I love how during these movies Dylan just slowly progresses into madness the same exact way every time

    • @sharyebethancourt3660
      @sharyebethancourt3660 Рік тому +4

      I’m about to binge whatever I can find after this video.

    • @rainestar82
      @rainestar82 Рік тому

      it took me reading this twice, scrolling down, then scrolling back up and reading again to mean you mean DYLAN, not Dylan.

    • @GingerrCatt
      @GingerrCatt Рік тому

      @@rainestar82 OOH cuz of Dylan Sprouce.... no I meant youtube Dylan lolll

  • @lexlynn9699
    @lexlynn9699 Рік тому +35

    20:48 THIS WHOLE PART IS MAKING ME WHEEEEEEEEEZEEEEE

  • @immiemorris
    @immiemorris Рік тому +1016

    The ‘in Americaaaa? You don’t have a gun???’ at 33:38 brought out such a British shock response in me 😭😭

    • @nirvanaqueens
      @nirvanaqueens Рік тому +23

      Had me wheezing so hard

    • @tywinderbaum5283
      @tywinderbaum5283 Рік тому +39

      Hell yeah. This is VEGAS MAFIA. And the US gun ownership is literally this: "The survey stated that American civilians account for an estimated 393 million (about 46 percent) of the worldwide total of civilian held firearms, or about 120.5 firearms for every 100 American residents." KNOWN civilian gun owners in the US are almost HALF of the civilian gun owners IN THE WORLD
      PS. I know you were probably aware of all this and you were not surprised in that way, I also got a shock respnse being Argentinian myself, but just felt like looking up the numbers, for emphasis' sake. And boy did that emphasize things

    • @BlackenedSunsets
      @BlackenedSunsets Рік тому

      I love that moment XD

  • @Miiissshhh
    @Miiissshhh Рік тому +285

    This felt like someone read the book 15 years ago and decided to make a movie about what they remembered.

  • @Spanish101class
    @Spanish101class Рік тому +768

    Dylan defending Dylan is the best thing in this video hahaha

  • @padfootny
    @padfootny Рік тому +66

    I love that you took the time to ACTUALLY give constructive thoughts at the end even tho your brain was essentially fried during the movie

  • @suzie_do_you_copy
    @suzie_do_you_copy Рік тому +410

    The fact that they took out most pf the toxicity of the book and made it almost a comedy... and I still don't know which one is worse😭

    • @katherinep708
      @katherinep708 Рік тому +18

      Honestly they’re both bad but the movie is way too cringe😫

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult Рік тому +2

      I knew the book was toxic, but I never read this. And I was thinking during this whole time watching this video "wait, that's not so bad"

    • @foreverlazy552
      @foreverlazy552 Рік тому +15

      The book, absolutely the book.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Рік тому +7

      The movie is cringe but the book is worse.

    • @nirvanaqueens
      @nirvanaqueens Рік тому

      Right?? Like i coukda swore the books were more serious

  • @emzular
    @emzular Рік тому +576

    dylan saying "i heard a demon sneeze" implies he KNOWS what a demon sneezing sounds like, thus it cannot be the first time he's heard a demon sneeze.

  • @babyshark6262
    @babyshark6262 Рік тому +806

    sometimes i try to explain to my friends why i find dylan attractive but then they see him doing shit like turning up the volume with his shoulder and i can’t explain myself

    • @nirvanaqueens
      @nirvanaqueens Рік тому +85

      There’s no explaining it. His personality is just golden

    • @piya-tf
      @piya-tf Рік тому +38

      wdym that is WHY he's attractive

  • @Elishabug28
    @Elishabug28 Рік тому +31

    I don’t know how I found this video but this guy is teaching me so much about toxic men and women and how to avoid it

  • @Fanylorena
    @Fanylorena Рік тому +227

    The actress looks like if you took the actress of after and tried to recast her from memory. And the fact that Dylan is in this movie makes me think that this is an alternate universe where Trevor is basically harden and he gets tessa. This is now cannon and we’re living in the after multiverse

  • @stellalovesskz6264
    @stellalovesskz6264 Рік тому +2472

    the fact that dylan asked a thousand times if certain actors were in After but completely missed the one who actually was in 32:50 is killing me

    • @bigfanofstuff3266
      @bigfanofstuff3266 Рік тому +8

      holy shit, is that the Hardon guy???

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 Рік тому +77

      ​​@@bigfanofstuff3266aw I think that's... zed? Hardon boi you would recognize by his terrible (but not fake) accent

    • @angelbaby9374
      @angelbaby9374 Рік тому +41

      Also teen Jesus on Glee

    • @lexie760
      @lexie760 Рік тому +1

      LMAO

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 Рік тому +11

      ​@@angelbaby9374holy crap I know him 😭 I've seen him in Glee Project, he was such a sweetheart, now I feel bad that he ended up doing stuff like After and this one

  • @sarahtariq572
    @sarahtariq572 Рік тому +346

    Dylan slowly descending into madness watching Dylan pretend to be a fanfic boyfriend

  • @nialee3374
    @nialee3374 Рік тому +79

    i'm surprised no one is talking about how dumb a conflict is being good at poker and then trying to "leave the complicated past". that's a skill, not a conflict.

    • @m2255-e3n
      @m2255-e3n Рік тому +6

      Well, technically it can be both

  • @greta-
    @greta- Рік тому +544

    Dylan: “I’m a pacifist”
    also Dylan: *watches a Disney movie* “WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE DYING!!”

    • @naomicamacho5674
      @naomicamacho5674 Рік тому +22

      Him in the scene where the friend is watching after: "I hope you die" 💀💀

  • @olivescommonplace
    @olivescommonplace Рік тому +255

    I couldn't breathe for almost 75% of the video because I was laughing so hard at the movie's stupidity and Dylan's reactions. It was too much for me and I loved it.

  • @isabels.1180
    @isabels.1180 Рік тому +523

    I kinda love that Dylan rarely responds to comments. This makes me feel like we're amongst ourselves...and we can say anything we want.

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot Рік тому +45

      Watch him respond to this lmao

    • @Celinehope1st
      @Celinehope1st Рік тому +22

      We shall have chaos

    • @IntrotoPsych101
      @IntrotoPsych101 Рік тому +36

      Never have I ever seen someone happy the creator doesn’t respond to comments, what an interesting perspective I never thought of and makes perfect sense for this channel lol

    • @noone-gf5op
      @noone-gf5op Рік тому +10

      lets gossip 😈

  • @lillywantsheranchovypizza107
    @lillywantsheranchovypizza107 Рік тому +12

    18:42 their dynamic is actually crazy. is it just because my brain is almost done developing? I might have ate this up when i was a teenager to be honest.

  • @whatfunboystheyare
    @whatfunboystheyare Рік тому +7951

    “i don’t want to have sex with you bitch, i want to be around you” is quite possibly the funniest line ever written
    edit: apparently he said pige, not bitch, which honestly makes it worse 😭

    • @GrayPeachyProduction
      @GrayPeachyProduction Рік тому +621

      The thing is I think he was calling her 'Pige' short for Pigeon which just goes to show how terrible the nickname Pigeon is

    • @julib7586
      @julib7586 Рік тому +320

      i’m still trying to figure out if he said bitch or pidge

    • @Larissa-wp8kq
      @Larissa-wp8kq Рік тому +86

      he said pidge

    • @piya-tf
      @piya-tf Рік тому +206

      i heard bitch too but it's pidge apparently...short for pidgeon

    • @lilhedonistcannibal123
      @lilhedonistcannibal123 Рік тому +82

      my gay bestie trying to prove he's gay :

  • @annieee6289
    @annieee6289 Рік тому +425

    watching dylan’s slow descent into madness was way too entertaining 💀

  • @kaynaveen8766
    @kaynaveen8766 Рік тому +775

    I love how Dylan actually fixes the whole movie by how it’s already written in the book
    (I read it as a teenager but I’m 90% sure he recapped the novel perfectly lol)

    • @jazminpadilla3796
      @jazminpadilla3796 Рік тому +67

      Hahahaha this and the fact that she actually has a conection with one of the Maddox Brothers 😂

    • @estefaniaa3037
      @estefaniaa3037 Рік тому +2

      @@jazminpadilla3796wait wym???

    • @taybear2398
      @taybear2398 Рік тому +2

      I remember reading this 😂😂 I’m so glad Dylan did a commentary on this 💀💀💀💀

  • @stellasketch2962
    @stellasketch2962 Рік тому +189

    I’ll never watch these terrible fanfic movies but I do love watching Dylan react to them and descend into madness

  • @Marminrawrrr
    @Marminrawrrr Рік тому +349

    Dylan’s segways into sponsorships never get old😭

  • @Ezzi1999
    @Ezzi1999 Рік тому +179

    The voice crack at “blanket coverage” 15:02 killed me hahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @musings.of.a.cryptid
    @musings.of.a.cryptid Рік тому +153

    that “whY am i defe n di ng him” at 15:43 was so genuine poor dylan is finally broken

  • @marieandreewever9730
    @marieandreewever9730 Рік тому +47

    Dylan laughing in the car scene just killed me I rewatched that part like 6 times I can’t with this man 😂😂 seriously his videos make my day ❤

  • @malaksayed2457
    @malaksayed2457 Рік тому +562

    The little recap at the end with Dylan's unsaid thoughts was so fun. I hope it happens more in upcoming commentaries 😭

  • @yousra8728
    @yousra8728 Рік тому +646

    Dylan has been feeding us A LOT lately, THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @bridgetchieng
      @bridgetchieng Рік тому +15

      My first thought was that you meant Dylan Sprouse, and I was like there's no way you're being serious right now

    • @lindseystein9676
      @lindseystein9676 Рік тому +1

      Lol I thought that too

  • @rainestar82
    @rainestar82 Рік тому +896

    the dead silence at 19:55 had me CACKLING out loud. God the cringeee
    "I might just be dissociating right now" same though.
    Virginia and Dylan are both SUCH good actors, I feel like thats part of what makes this movie bearable/funny/entertaining. So Bad Its Good because they can actually pull SOME of it off

    • @jcon2060
      @jcon2060 Рік тому +1

      Can you please stop using "cackling"?

    • @sweetytweety1671
      @sweetytweety1671 Рік тому +7

      ​@@jcon2060your comment/ request had me CACKLING😂

  • @hannahlewis65
    @hannahlewis65 Рік тому +11

    19:46 “Thought that was a demon sneeze” meanwhile the guy in the back: 👹

  • @constanzanavarro821
    @constanzanavarro821 Рік тому +393

    I’m flabbergasted at Dylan trying to trick me into using Honey, I could’ve never see it coming, I believed he would never do this to us, we trusted you Dylan

  • @ar1ose
    @ar1ose Рік тому +77

    20:55 why was that scene literally the best scene in the entire thing 😭😭 the guy screaming at her was by far some of the best acting in this movie

  • @NiteLights
    @NiteLights Рік тому +56

    28:17 "Did anyone every tell you that you're a very cute sleeper" sounds awfully like that one scene in Twilight and I'm not sure how to feel abou that

    • @aiyanari41
      @aiyanari41 Рік тому +1

      Omggg I thought about that tooo

  • @reaverkai
    @reaverkai 6 місяців тому +4

    29:40 Dylan saying "let's just commit to this" as he slows it back to normal speed to suffer thru a feet massage? sure, not a kink.
    (Okay I let it play some more just to see before sending the comment and he goes on a rant about it lmao)

  • @reillins
    @reillins Рік тому +727

    you always know it’s bad whenever dylan posts a fanfic video

  • @mercicica123
    @mercicica123 Рік тому +190

    The weirdest thing about this movie, is the fact that she wrote an email to her dad before running away… Bestie, the maximum I’d do is an SMS

  • @ashleyhedrick5635
    @ashleyhedrick5635 Рік тому +809

    I love this dylan. DIED at the part about the nice guy screaming at her to get out of the car. we both lost it at the same time.

  • @rice-hero-VS-hungry-monster
    @rice-hero-VS-hungry-monster Рік тому +19

    Watching Dylan slowly descend into madness is my favourite way to spend my days.

  • @yalgt
    @yalgt Рік тому +516

    Dylan trying to convinced the world he is NOT into feet is the best thing ever

  • @jewelianah
    @jewelianah Рік тому +1390

    Watching Dylan descend into madness after he turned his volume up with his punches is everything

  • @Liv-xq9kt
    @Liv-xq9kt Рік тому +1228

    Honestly this movie was a self-referential and self-aware master piece that poked so much fun at the genre and literally directly referenced everything. Once you know not to take it seriously it's actually a really funny movie and you can tell when the actors briefly break character because they can't take it seriously

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT Рік тому +52

      Everything that you said is 100% facts!

    • @juliesnoot2818
      @juliesnoot2818 Рік тому +72

      i agree i kinda enjoyed it and thought it was pretty funny at times

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT Рік тому +30

      @@juliesnoot2818 This movie was so hilariously bad & I enjoyed it!

    • @louxlove7600
      @louxlove7600 Рік тому +3

      Finally a great comment! 👏🏽

    • @SN-bk5xj
      @SN-bk5xj Рік тому +19

      Wait, it’s meant to be a comedy?

  • @krista_marinda
    @krista_marinda Рік тому +2

    I really really love hearing the things you would do differently or what you did in “don’t worry darling” and explained what would be better in the acting. So good! 🙏

  • @clairesnelson9961
    @clairesnelson9961 Рік тому +136

    " why am I defending him.. I have to defend him because she is crazy"😂
    Why do I enjoy watching Dylan go crazy? 😂😂😂😂

  • @Diana_1710
    @Diana_1710 Рік тому +253

    This video single-handedly cured my depression but also traumatized me, I hope they never stop making these god awful movies so that dylan never runs out of content

  • @taritaria4002
    @taritaria4002 Рік тому +173

    i was hoping dylan would do a commentary on this movie bc my friend watched this movie twice without anyone forcing her, just her own will, now i can send her this video so that she can reflect on herself

    • @azizahazra
      @azizahazra Рік тому +18

      LMAOOO

    • @littleliar369
      @littleliar369 Рік тому +8

      DJDJFJDJFHFJFJD THIS IS SUCH A READ

    • @Aureilia
      @Aureilia Рік тому +6

      I feel you, my cousin thinks fifty shades is 'relationship goals' 😭

  • @AddieCooper-e8e
    @AddieCooper-e8e Рік тому +12

    I love how Dylan’s voice gets so high when he is uncomfortable. 43 minutes of Dylan commentary?? And a fanfiction movie?? WE’RE BEING FED.

  • @morganfaubion7758
    @morganfaubion7758 Рік тому +83

    I can’t keep it together this is the funniest video I have ever watched. My dog just jumped in my lap trying to figure out what I’d wrong with me. He’s a 70 pound shepherd 🤣 10/10 I didn’t even know you could “Buy a Super Thanks” but here! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariemagmandeln
      @mariemagmandeln Рік тому +1

      How do you do that? I always wanted to give dylan a Super Thanks!

    • @whowantstoknow4347
      @whowantstoknow4347 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mariemagmandelnnext the the like and share button there is a button that says thanks with a heart.

  • @jademanchester9989
    @jademanchester9989 Рік тому +1011

    This is one of the scenarios where the book is worse. Travis may be bad in the movie, but he's fucking psychotic, abusive, an OBSESSIVE stalker, and incredibly emotionally manipulative. Honestly I have no doubt if pushed to it Travis could murder someone out of jealousy

    • @danlita69
      @danlita69 Рік тому +8

      Whats the book and author called ?

    • @DreamBelive07
      @DreamBelive07 Рік тому +44

      i still thought the book was better though in general like the story was better developed but this version of travis as a human overall is a better person lol.

    • @DreamBelive07
      @DreamBelive07 Рік тому +17

      @@danlita69 beautiful disaster by jamie mcguire

    • @sanidhyas5036
      @sanidhyas5036 Рік тому +36

      And the thing is i love those kind of books. But this book is sold as a regular contemporary romance rather than dark romance. That's the problem with these kinda book adaptions. The stories which should be under the dark category, are being made into movies like they are romantic.

    • @thabiac4155
      @thabiac4155 Рік тому +7

      i unfortunately read the book when i was like 13 or 14 and it deeply traumatised me i think, although I've blocked most of it out of my memory. can't believe it got adapted

  • @rubi6903
    @rubi6903 Рік тому +69

    The way he reacted to the boner scene was hilarious 😂😂 From not noticing it to the flop 💀 14:51

  • @stephbob7568
    @stephbob7568 Рік тому +753

    The scene with his family was basically "Hello, book 2, 3, 4 and 5." It's not uncommon in romance books to give one of the main characters multiple siblings or something similar to that, so you can introduce the main characters of following books set in the same town/universe. But Dylan is right. Usually they have different personalities so the author can cater to different tropes and tastes of the audience.

    • @SmartPuff_
      @SmartPuff_ Рік тому +92

      *Bridgerton has entered the chat*

    • @amazing7235
      @amazing7235 Рік тому +24

      The Twisted series

    • @nemi-ru5318
      @nemi-ru5318 Рік тому +16

      Ngl, those are my guilty pleasure.
      Better then forcibly pushing two characters into constant drama.

    • @rachelmcdonough1506
      @rachelmcdonough1506 Рік тому

      literally every romance series ever entered the chat@@SmartPuff_

  • @makaylalewis2847
    @makaylalewis2847 Рік тому +219

    I remember reading this book for book club in high school. The entire discussion was my teacher telling us how it wasn’t cute and very toxic 😂😂

  • @emmaj19899
    @emmaj19899 Рік тому +134

    Honestly that one joke Dylan said was hilarious, had me rolling around for ages

    • @stainedglasspixie
      @stainedglasspixie Рік тому +12

      I know right? That joke really slaps!

    • @kamuing5
      @kamuing5 Рік тому +6

      I’m still laughing, the best joke he ever made

    • @deboraalmeida9198
      @deboraalmeida9198 Рік тому +2

      Yeah best joke I’ve heard in a while, he should really take note of these types of joke to do them more often, comedic genius rly

  • @mariedavis385
    @mariedavis385 8 місяців тому +1

    this is strangely my favorite comfort video, its my favorite one to watch OVER and OVER again. i love watching him slowly lose his mind and it is just as funny everytime 😭😭

  • @kaci_jo
    @kaci_jo Рік тому +347

    The immediate shock at 24:16 from his own statement then closely followed by reaffirming it, pure gold. Also I may have watched this video about 5 times in a row.