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Episode 834 - Weakness Will Get You Nowhere feat. Pendejo Time (5/20/24)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
The Pendejo boys are back ostensibly to cover some new Greg Abbott shenanigans out of Texas, but we also look at the ICC seeking arrest warrants for Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant, the collapse of Red Lobster, a GOP candidate out of Missouri literally running against being “weak and gay,” and Chiefs’ kicker Harrison Butker’s redpilled address to Benedictine graduates.
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Bluey and Caillou going Rambo on a bunch of IDF goons is such a inspiring image.😂
10 year old in an elevator with 50 IDF “before we do this does anyone want to get out?”
This is the only version of this scenario that exists to me now
@@0The_Farlander0see, I was going with the police station scene in Malignant, but with a fifth grader
I understood that reference
@@mattgilbert7347 I understood that reference
“I want out!”
_[gunshots]_
Another thing about the guy whose murderer Abbot pardoned: his wife is a quadruple amputee.
When she protested her husband's death, the police dumped her out of her wheelchair. There are pictures of it online.
Israel is trying to square the hardest of circles. From invincible to victim and back again.
Popo: All these squares make a circle.
@@dalekrenegade2596 "...FELIX! I NEED you to tell me that I can leave the podcast if I want to"
@@EmCeeDrue You can leave the podca....
I love it when you guys have pendejo time on, real working class podcast 💪
“Take it from me, an NFL kicker. The manliest guy on the field at any given time.”
His wife would be so embarrassed if she liked football enough to know what a kicker is
Krav Maga is so funny. Even if its stress tested and the instructors have real training in other, actual martial arts it still focuses on going three steps too far.
The best executed Krav Maga defense, going exactly how the fantasy is supposedly meant to go, will land you in jail for excessive force.
There was an Israeli guy in my freshman college year who would drunkly boast that he ate a girl out for 10 hours but he did mention that he took breaks during it.
Im sure she really enjoyed that
Was she alive and conscious for it
I’m pretty sure at some point your causing tissue damage, maybe its his way of causing FGM :p
the breaks were probably 3-6 weeks
@@CharlieApples well I imagined it was at one of those IDF EDM festivals so probs 50/50 of her being alive
Was it Chapo who said that the primary occupation in the IDF was making thirst traps for incels?
Anyone who is obsessed with being as "manly" as possible is a coward who is covering for something.
I am happy to know I am not the only person who thinks Andrew Schulz is a tool.
39:12 I was benchpressing and when this came up I laughted and dropped the weigt on myself in the process
Hi yall ^^
Im so glad the prosecutors at ICJ are moving. I still feel trapped at the center of an evil empire without much ability to affect change. But it keeps me sane.
Much love for you all ❤
This show is always a high point in my week
Sis i hate to break it to you but literally nothing is going to happen lmao
Oh you sweet summer child
Appreciate the sentiment but are you new here? This is a place for jaded Matt Christman fanboys waiting for the world to dialectically implode on itself. And is it the ICJ or ICC? Both are entirely different organisations. Almost equally toothless but different.
Oh my
In the kindest way possible, which podcast did you get lost on the way to
i haven’t laughed this hard during an episode in while, this was so good
along with the seinfeld movie review, fucking loving the output
The last lobster is in captivity. The markets are at peace.
I first battled the lobsters at UofT. It was there that I foiled the plans of the D̶a̶r̶k̶ Dork Professor Jordan B. Peterson, who planned to use the creatures to encourage young men to stand up straight and clean their rooms.
Bluey is Hamas
28:42 as Mullen once said everyone thought it was called "N" less shrimp, they had no idea we brothers were showing up. Now you're bankrupt, DEI strikes again.
They didn't know Dontarius was gonna walk by.
Look, Andres was closed where else were we going to go on a Tuesday afternoon?
I love it when NM calls future events/controversies accidentally while making throwaway jokes lol
That second guy from pendejo time barely talks but every time he does is a banger.
Moves in silence like lasagna
Missed in all the Harrison Butker controversy: the dude went on about the exhilaration of attending the TLM= Total Latin Mass. How do we improve the Catholic Church? Use a dead language nobody understands during your main events. Go for it Pope Francis it'll go gangbusters.
I keep on saying this is basically a way for Francis to cut off the dead weight reactionaries from the Church without alienating people who are generally more conservative. You can't argue chucking latin liturgy is "woke".
This episode was mad funny
I'm so happy I got to hear his attempt at pronouncing Soulard. It really made my day.
1:07:59 Angry men who never bothered to try to learn to rap but have always wanted a rapper’s clout/manliness.
Why bother? That requires effort and creativity.
Felix obviously picks up on this a lot.
Felix is picking up something
They behave as though Hebrew were some secret language and we can ALL simply have it translated. We’re all sick of their crappy apartheid state! Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
First and straight.....just kidding.
howdy partner*
*pre-obergefell gay husband
Your not alone partner, I'm Ryan Shut, and I'm gay.
Strong and straight✊🤣
@@hustler3of4culture3 by the grace of God I am neither.
@@Wrz2e much love. I was just doing word play. Peace be with you. ✊
As a Jewish gay man in a wheel chair this podcast is very offensive
Ranch DEI Head was a 2017 Felix joke shining through
DEi head ranch was an instant classic
I'm working on something that reminds me of Matt. I hope he's okay.
The shoe isn't the same without him
At this point it’s no longer a missing person. He’s long dead.
Feeling called out by my personal friend Felix because I practice krav maga frequently. The dude who teaches us certainly doesn't come across as full of shit and it's a good workout, but I do concede it feels very make-believe at times.
How does it compare to Jedi training? Which feels more fantasy based?
@@freakyzed8467 The jedi gyms in my area charge outrageous fees so I have no way to compare
an issue you find with a lot of martial arts is what we used to call the Nagato augment, because their was this big figure in bujinkan ninjitsu, Toshiro Nagato, who was personally legitimately a pretty nasty customer, a big, athletic guy who could definitely actually fight, and ninjitsu guys were always telling you if you had questions about the system to go ask him to his face, where he would presumptively kick your ass.
The underlying issue was nagato's actual training was nothing like his business biography, he had black belts in other things before every really getting involved in ninjitsu and teaching it for money. He taught judo for years before even getting into ninjitsu, which he did in the 80s, because if we're being honest, it was marketable while judo was a 20/month rec center sport. When he got the idea to look into ninjitsu, he hooked up with this guy who purported to teach it who instantly glommed onto him as an actual fighter he could build a brand around.
So to an outsider, someone who doesn't need to believe in ninjitsu, it's kinda obviously they found a fighter and dubbed him as a ninja, vs teaching him to fight.
A lot of krav maga guys are the same way, they personally are for sure tough guys, athletic guys, who have taken a lot of martial arts and competed and done all the right things, but what they need is a way to market and patent what they're doing, and also a teaching system that makes them seem like they have more info locked up than they do.
There's also the related problem of of martial arts having really two demographics that have different needs and incentives - people already inclined to fight that need technique to polish natural athleticism, and people terrified to fight looking to correct a lack. the wrong mix of those two types in a business, and weird marketing shit starts to happen. that's kind of the issue with say, steven seagal - when he was still making plausible claims about aikido, he was a big, young, strong guy who clearly did actually know some martial arts, like on the level of at least a hobbyist 1st dan in karate or judo, and there was the issue that to call him out for specific martial arts bullshit as a non-fighter, you'd inevitably be a smaller, less atheltic person who statistically would lose to Seagal if the two of you new zero martial arts, so all his training had to do to keep the dorks at bay was not actively make him worse that a streetfighter his size or smaller. this was compounded by the pre-ufc climate of martial arts businesses where supposedly "asian" manners supposedly forbid too much calling out of trash fighters, by fighters.
i wouldn't feel too bad- i think the point they're making is that it doesn't have much real world application. if you enjoy it and get a good workout who cares?
Krav Maga straight up does not work. The things they teach will not work on someone who is actually fighting back.
Nooo no nuking of Myrtle Beach please. I was just there for bike week and saw Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, and Frozen Soul at the House of Blues.
F*CK OBITUARY
sounds like a good farewell
“time to launch my gofundme for gaza” is my new catchphrase
They really need Matt back.
Can't wait for Matt to successfully recover*
and amber!
If the ICC has a warrant out for you, can MI6 “forcibly extradite” you to a signatory state?
I was gonna say Seal Team 6 but then I remembered the US is not a signatory…
No, that would be illegal and likely not in the interest of any military force of a signatory country. It basically means that if anyone with a warrant willingly travels into a signatory state, they can and most likely will be arrested to be tried at the court. Though even if this does go through, such a situation would be unlikely because the offending individuals can just stay in israel and only travel to non signatory countries, which notably includes the United States
"The little brown creatures that Mario jumps on." You mean Kuribō?
Congrats. You found a word which results in exactly one Google search result, and that's the Instagram account of a graphic designer in the Phillipines, which just happens to have all the same letters in a different order, minus the accents on the u and o.
@@FionaOfMountLawley yeah, I accidentally added an accent to the u.
this is american son, they're called goombas here.
They're called goombas
@@ongobongo8333 any idea what they're called in Japanese?
This was the funniest episode
these guys are fucking based and hilarious
best guests in a while
so truuuuue
What is the GOP going to do about the ICC's arrest warrant for Netanyahu exactly? Drop Chuck Norris on the Hague? Maybe if the US was a signatory to the ICC, people might give a flying fook?
The US has a bill in place that pre-approves an invasion of the Hague. Now, they don't have to do this because not everyone(especially the United States) recognizes the authority of the court. It does have some bite, in that European countries and others have become ground where Netty will get got if he steps foot, but this is mostly a propaganda loss. A lot of countries and people already consider Israel to be beyond the pale. You don't even have to talk to revolutionaries to get that sentiment. But nothing significant(read the extradition of Ben and his war minister) will probably happen unless something very stupid happens.
Saw that Isreally cool animation like 3 hours ago, and it makes me side with AI tech bros wanti g to replace all artists, no AI could be this bad...
Hot take putin is serbian
I know Matt isn't well, but without him Chapo feels too self-congratulatory and smug. Matt grounded things, and his volatile nature fit well with the snarkiness demonstrated by the rest of the crew.
Plus he's hilarious in the way smart guys often are, which to my ear often sounded unintentional though though he could sling jokes when the need arose.
I agree, Matt is the bassline, his mind can see through the lens of every party that might be involved in a particular topic. One thing I always love about Matt is how much 'umming' and 'erring' he does yet the result of these pauses are always so well thought out and precise
@@493HZ Matt was all about truths he deeply cared about, which lead to him losing his shit on numerous occasions. Combine that with a genuine off-kilter sense of humor and you just can't bottle that.
The man is one-of-a-kind.
Ahh.. Talking Matt. His absence has left a huge hole in my media diet.
I only started listening to CushVlog in 2022. I was immediately hooked.
smug you say? Virgil was the only guy who ever put in any pers[ective or rea;oty. of course he was hitting on an underage girl
23:50 adam friedland
The arrest warrants were also requested for the Hamas leaders...
They welcome the investigation, they've said so, as long as Israel is equally subjected to it
How can you arrest dead bodies
@@CharlieApplesis it like awarding a soldier posthumously?
Will Gaza surrender them ? the kidnapping and unprovoked arrack defintely violates war crimes
@@jnramage nah, october 7th was totally legal and moral. there’s no law against defending your people from illegal occupation lol
Going to have to argue with Felix's point about MMA. We've been destroying records in sports and innovating records consistently, it's one of those wonderful things about humanity, that we managed to push our bodies and their capabilities and break them constantly
Yeah, it almost makes you forgot what pieces of shit most MMA fighters are.
yeh that was a weird point he was trying to make. So many old disciplines have elements of boxing techniques, yet I'd take american style boxing over all of them
Steroids are a helluva drug
Sabra Hamas,
Hasbara Sus
Taco salads us
In game theory, like 9 games have been "solved" or perfected, and nothing more complicated than like checkers or connect-4, basically nobody knows what they are doing at all in any game theory more complicated than chess, never trust people who act like you can learn something nobody knows and become some fighting expert, there is very little expertise to go around, it is a field in it's infancy.
Just because a game isnt solved doesnt mean "basically no one knows what theyre doing".
Plenty of computer games more complicated than Chess have different levels of people playing them and those at the bottom can learn from those at the top.
@@julymagnus493 trust me, we're out here trying to go to space and thinking we know what we're doing because we can fly already. a behavior can yield positive results in an adversarial system simply because nobody has thought of the way to beat it yet, and there's no way to prove that. And that's just one example of how scuffed this all gets. I'm not saying there are no good players, I'm saying nobody really understands why the players are good, HOW the players are good, or if those "correct" player decisions are only correct relative to an opponent error (forced or unforced), can we always tell what is and is not forced? what is error *specifically*? is a decision really maximally efficient or has simply nobody found a better one?
do you see what I mean? we don't even understand that concepts fully in chess, a game mathematicians and computer scientists have been studying forever, add an extra row of squares to the chessboard and all of a sudden it's the wild west again mathematically, just think how impossible it is to quantify anything that isn't turn based, or something where player execution matters instead of just decisions, it'll take us generations, or a REALLY fancy computer, to scratch it all.
@@julymagnus493 at this point we're having an argument about what "understand" means because to me that's just results oriented thinking on the axis of player victory rather than quantifiable understanding of what is happening.
@@Lastprogramer You can quantify victories and defeats. To steel man your position I understand that a lot of great players cant perfectly explain everything they do in a game but they still have so much to teach novices.
@@julymagnus493 I mean yea, people have useful knowledge, skills even with quantifiable advantages, but I'm not really talking about games here, I'm talking about fighting, and how there is no secret sauce. Not even a rulebook.
In music, you can write down a note, but can you write down a punch?
imagine playing a symphony on a violin, but with absolutely no instruction, no notation, you just have to intuit it start to finish, that is sort of how I view the game theory of fighting, unsophisticated, blind, not indexed. Maybe there's a better way to do it, maybe not? we may know some of the phenomenological rules, but I would wager we do not know them all.
Fiveish
I agree that Krav is shitty mma.
But it started off with a jewish athlete, who competed in wrestling, boxing, and karate, built a good solid combatives program, at first by teaching jews how to fight in europe, before going to the idf , eventually the idf turned it into a bullshido propaganda tool, especially post mma.
It kind of echos the fact that Israelis used to be some of the hardened most desperate people in the world so of course they could throw hands and shoot clips back then, and now they're just delulu bloodthirsty narcissists.
TLDR man, if you want the promises Krav makes.
You have to be a sociopath with great instincts, mma training, and basic anatomy knowledge.
Man, tho I was dying when a krav guy kept failing, to kick me in the nuts, cuz most fighting stances, make it hard, and you can check them.
Lol israelis werent ever really hardened desperate people, they were just colonists supported by half of europe who stopped doing anything as soon as the us told them to
@@otsoaunola9515 Yeah it's a total myth that they're like some Holocaust hardened dudes with a chip on their shoulder. It's the same usual suspects of fascist losers. And they hate survivors
Krav Maga the story is interesting because the guy who made it was a partisan in Eastern Europe and a communist who fought in the streets against black shirts and Krav Maga now is just "here is a last stand, you are about to be executed and the guy doing it isn't smart and has the barrel of the gun to your head AND you are untied" shit. Like it legitimately had a powerful start and it just exists to shove 18 year olds out the door with an idea of how to live if they run up against a 14 year old with a rifle who is very dumb
Stay hard Missouri
gavelston
gravelstone
Good morning
Sunday morning!
Favorite Israeli party name
What has Alex Jones been right about?
The pervasiveness of pedophelia among billionaires, that's the one I think.
Joe Rohan being a sneaky snake
the frogs being gay
@@dontdiscourseme YEs! Also, George Soros uncanny ability to fund NGOs
Pizzagate is how our society functions, just not specifically inside that one restaurant
you bust out the RexKwonDo in USA flag pants
The talking about homophobia and then going on about how you still use gaydar or how some kids "look gay" was insufferable. Love the podcast usually.
You type kinda gay. I'm literally sucking the pizza guy off as I type this for free pizza.
It's Galveston, not Gavleston
Texas is terrible, no matter how you pronounce it.
*Hopeless shit hole.
If you fix your shitty noisegate, I will sign up on Patreon
Chapo is not for people with high frequency hearing loss
What the fuck is a noise gate and why would anyone care about it. Most podcasts I listen to are recorded into a built in laptop mic from 2010. What a dumbass thing to care about.
LMAO
ICC went woke. They shouldn't be taken seriously.
☣️ Genocide Apologist Detected ☣️
@@joshuamarx8209 nah I think it's good satire, but I will willfully ignore signs of the contrary
I love how hard they fake laugh at every single thing anyone says
I hardly ever listen to podcasts, any podcasts, partly because a lot of it is just filler
@sha22276 Yeah, I should add that I really like the show and it's prob the best political podcast ever (granted, an extremely low bar), but this reminds me why I just listen to clips and highlights others post. Most of this is 6/10 jokes and forced bro banter
@@marksipiora9895 yeah 👍🏽 I'm on the same page on you. I find Chapo to be better than the others, Trueanon becomes unlistenable after 15 or so minutes for me.
@@Idk_about_anything "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
not my read at all, i thought this episode was especially funny
Boring
I’m gay
@@willfischer6007 boring
Boring.
Boring
Boring and straight
How would you take a man from behind?
I start by making eye contact.
Tell them to put on a maid outfit
Probably start by playing the Chapo Trap House intro
smells like a fart in here
17:30. The countermove is literally just thumb on back of slide. It might hurt when it cycles but it won't break your thumb
Or a snub nose