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  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 Рік тому +41

    "hot women have it the hardest" is truly something. I ponder Felix's thought like a koi pond struck by the sunlight.

  • @totonow6955
    @totonow6955 Рік тому +15

    Matt is my favorite. Good orb, good vibe, no potions, no Sauron. Happy Valentines

  • @MrLFJ7
    @MrLFJ7 Рік тому +15

    "A young Vietnamese man walking around with both eyes, still intact."
    I'm wheezing christ lol

  • @Mablak200
    @Mablak200 2 роки тому +20

    Finally time to declare war on shapes

    • @davo312
      @davo312 Рік тому +1

      circles have had it too easy for too long

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 Рік тому +15

      Can we start with the Pentagon

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 Рік тому +1

      I want Rhombus to bleed. If it bleeds we can kill it

    • @MrLFJ7
      @MrLFJ7 Рік тому +1

      Pythagorascon must be stop

    • @josephheston9238
      @josephheston9238 Рік тому

      Death to trapezoids.

  • @woodendice2258
    @woodendice2258 2 роки тому +53

    What’s crazy is the fact that I’m actually gay

  • @jamesrekula1841
    @jamesrekula1841 Рік тому +85

    USA being actively hostile to climate science would completely fit what I've come to expect at least.

    • @franzjoseph1837
      @franzjoseph1837 Рік тому +7

      We want a full dystopia baby, and then I guess capitalism will finally declare victory.

    • @totonow6955
      @totonow6955 Рік тому +2

      Exactly

    • @yossarrian
      @yossarrian Рік тому +1

      Full authoritarian crack down can only manifest AFTER collapse of society

    • @icarusearthbound
      @icarusearthbound Рік тому +5

      @@franzjoseph1837there can be only none

    • @michaelslowmin
      @michaelslowmin Рік тому +2

      It basically already is

  • @quester09
    @quester09 2 роки тому +12

    shooting down the balloon of Misplaced Optimism

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 Рік тому +21

    hard disagree, the exact wizards you wanna date are the potions ones. what's a potion wizard? a *witch*.
    witches:
    * fishnets ✅
    * knowledge of cryptids ✅
    * cooking your bones in a soup pot and rendering your fat into tallow ✅
    * maybe butt stuff? ✅

  • @arelbarosa8779
    @arelbarosa8779 Рік тому +9

    Matt is already the Chapo court Wizard.

  • @zachmassacre
    @zachmassacre Рік тому +16

    “Imagine if Joe Biden was president during Halo” had me dying

  • @OrangeStrayCat
    @OrangeStrayCat Рік тому +17

    Poor Felix. Somehow he's still the last person to realize he's gay.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +9

    “NATO is when a man named Justin causes intergalactic war”- Felix

  • @eespinola
    @eespinola Рік тому +18

    One additional benefit to converting to Islam is if you get to see the OG tungsten cube in Mecca.

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 Рік тому +17

    Can't have a clown world without balloons.

  • @TheWinters63
    @TheWinters63 Рік тому +25

    If you are in any slight way normal. Do not read the comments on chapo posts.

  • @NipponStiqqyPaint
    @NipponStiqqyPaint Рік тому +27

    Happy Valentine’s Day all you smarty-pants posters! I hope a girl gives you a sweet compliment that you remember forever.

  • @Oceanmachine27
    @Oceanmachine27 Рік тому +9

    My man Felix extra gurgly on this one

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 Рік тому +9

    Will coming out here teaching the disaffected Sons of Chapo how to make a nice meal

  • @adamp3223
    @adamp3223 Рік тому +7

    I'm beginning to like hearing them hear from their fans, which is frankly astonishing.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 Рік тому +9

    1:04:06 I love Felix because once in a while he does a joke that feels like it was written just for me

    • @dereljohnson
      @dereljohnson Рік тому +2

      Felix will always be the funniest chapo

  • @Secarstra777
    @Secarstra777 Рік тому +6

    Unironically heartwarming listening to will describing a cheap valentines dinner what a guy

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader Рік тому +13

    Breaking Bad shilling it in a big ad is the perfect topper for the series, it was written to sell Funko pops and T-shirts and always was

  • @preago
    @preago 2 роки тому +12

    Took fucking long enough. I went all day having bad superbowl takes I came up with myself

  • @joeyhause8077
    @joeyhause8077 Рік тому +3

    This is my 1st episode, glad I subscribe

  • @Mofi357
    @Mofi357 Рік тому +5

    Tuco doin a rail of an infinity stone is a classic.

  • @icarusearthbound
    @icarusearthbound Рік тому +41

    I think Felix has a legit 25% chance of converting to Islam

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +7

    White Noise wasn’t a bad movie at all but talk about Dellilo’s masterpiece having strange fucking timing if that was marketing what a move

  • @pangea02
    @pangea02 Рік тому +5

    27:03 Lol JFC Will - no mercy for Marky Mark

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 Рік тому +7

    I heard that all the downed shapes are black.
    Or, just an idea: Darkseid is here to claim anti-Life. We've pretty much nailed it for him, you're welcome

  • @AlZ-oy4si
    @AlZ-oy4si Рік тому +7

    The main barrier between me and getting it in was my steadfast refusal to go to or be at any social event. Leaving the house was haram in my 20's. In my 30's I finally though, "well this ain't working". So I went to a club once, just to prove to myself that I could pull and smash. And it worked. Kinda salty with myself for letting ~15 years go by for no good reason, but the past is the past.

  • @reinarforeman6518
    @reinarforeman6518 Рік тому +7

    We all want that "inshallah keeper" 🎵

    • @Gam1ne
      @Gam1ne Рік тому

      the line is "inshallah I'll keep her" I'm pretty sure

  • @Disconcerted68
    @Disconcerted68 Рік тому +5

    Biggest moment of the Super Bowl was Elon Musk hanging out with Rupert Murdoch in the stands.

  • @jaytouch7668
    @jaytouch7668 2 роки тому +4

    The Return of the Shapes; The Shapening Part 2 Let's Get Shaping!

  • @alanhorton7300
    @alanhorton7300 Рік тому +5

    I remember hearing a tailor talk about how in that LBJ recording, it sounds like what he needs is a gusset. If wearing pressed tailored pants is uncomfortable because you have a droopy nutsack that rests uncomfortably on the hard sharp inner seam, you should tell your tailor to add a gusset.

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli Рік тому +12

    Felix needs to go back to reading obsessively about the Saudi monarchy

    • @worst00oo00
      @worst00oo00 Рік тому +1

      NO he needs to go back to being obsessed with sables

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Рік тому +12

    Functionally, Islam encourages a robust middle-class way more effectively than Christianity…

    • @GregorySnipe
      @GregorySnipe Рік тому +4

      One hundred percent. sharing of money and resources is built into Islam.

    • @aqualili
      @aqualili Рік тому +3

      ​@@GregorySnipe it's built into christianity too but nobody in the church actually reads the bible

  • @masontthompson81
    @masontthompson81 Рік тому +4

    We love Osprey lore. Don't we, folks?

  • @memekingk373
    @memekingk373 Рік тому +9

    Is Felix being hit on by the legendary Solid Snake??

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 Рік тому +1

    41:54 "I'm not going to cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar's!..."

  • @kdotmann
    @kdotmann Рік тому +7

    She’s my halal diva

  • @derpderpson2188
    @derpderpson2188 Рік тому +6

    Nobody here's read "The Road Not Taken" by Harry Turtledove, I guess? I'm looking forward to the zeppelin-aliens landing on the national mall, marching out of their ships in Napoleonic line formation only to be mowed down with machineguns.

    • @Tanksareforcowards
      @Tanksareforcowards Рік тому

      pardon me but who the hell invents Faster than Light Travel and then only uses 19th Century weapons
      guess I'll go read it

  • @nonesuchone
    @nonesuchone Рік тому +5

    Pretty sure I saw Atmosphere Shapes at the Whiskey on sunset like 8 years ago. Sounded mid.

  • @liamk.6389
    @liamk.6389 Рік тому +2

    I talked to my mom a few years back about old elections and she said that bill was absolutely a hottie

    • @yossarrian
      @yossarrian Рік тому +3

      Playing his sax on Arsenio really got him too many miles of appealing

  • @pogoagogo7606
    @pogoagogo7606 Рік тому +3

    boot scootin boogie

  • @tonycampbell1424
    @tonycampbell1424 Рік тому +8

    Ranni is best waifu

  • @mikcarrillo3527
    @mikcarrillo3527 Рік тому +12

    How come Jesus, didn’t help the Neanderthals ?

    • @pierregibson6699
      @pierregibson6699 Рік тому +3

      He tends to only help a very very narrow group of people

  • @Remorsefullyhumble
    @Remorsefullyhumble Рік тому

    The tubi commercial almost had me cal out my mother in law .so I think that’s the best one .

  • @axelgonzalez2806
    @axelgonzalez2806 Рік тому +7

    Being pregnant is no excuse for being fat (I don't really believe that)

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 Рік тому +8

    Felix is gay in the sense that he’s a happy guy 🌈🌈
    👋🏽🦄👍🏽

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 Рік тому +2

    The only ad that really had an impact on me was an NFL ad-‘Make all of your dreams come true by making a it as a star NFL player’, which I found stunningly like the ads for the Military, in that it was a piece of Recruitment.(😒…🤬). As I’m aware of the fact that rates of high school aged kids interested in playing football, much less pursuing it, have dropped dramatically, I began to wonder if soon they’ll compete as to which route of bodily-mental-emotional destruction the poor will be the most likely to undertake. The NFL has celebrity in its deck, and those are the cards this advert played. The Military has cultivated ‘cultural enrichment’, ‘See the World’ murdering people*…Or, will they collaborate? and aren’t they doing that already? These displays of planes designed to kill people weren’t always a part of the NFL’s program, as the anthem was not. Any career that has enjoined recruitment-says it all. Get Out was a great film, but ‘Stay Away’ is what’s really necessary-after all, didn’t he get out due to a very fortunate happenstance? *(with drone strikes so dominant, that might’ve created adjustments. I hope that everyone has seen the film about Daniel Hale, ex drone killer …‘National Bird’.

  • @egorkotkin
    @egorkotkin 5 місяців тому +5

    59:20 "There's nothing wrong with just not getting laid, you can go through the long stretches like sort of a sexual camel, going from oasis to oasis."
    Dead ☠️

    • @DavidDieni
      @DavidDieni День тому

      DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY. ANYONE WHO USES AN ANIMAL WITH A HUMP AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR LACK OF HUMPING..........................FORGET YOU EVER SAW IT

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift Рік тому +4

    DONT BUY HER GOLD JEWELLERY IF SHE ALWAYS WEARS SILVER

  • @harrysachz6395
    @harrysachz6395 Рік тому

    Omg the image. Perfect

  • @qffif1201
    @qffif1201 Рік тому +4

    One time I sold a dog, I would do it again

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +5

    Valentine’s Day is a capitalist superficial holiday and I need my future leftist gf to understand that if she’s really leftist

  • @lightofchicagoproductionz9012
    @lightofchicagoproductionz9012 Рік тому +1

    damn i just noticed this post is new , im now part of the Chapo Trap house !!! Awsome ! shout outs Southside Chi Town - Killuminati

  • @RM-sr5xd
    @RM-sr5xd Рік тому +3

    John Edward's was a baddie

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Рік тому

    9:47 Mat has no times for your fanciful ideas!

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 Рік тому +2

    I can't cook a steak but I can cook pasta.
    Italian strange for me, I guess

  • @theLetterDoubleYou
    @theLetterDoubleYou Рік тому +6

    Rosemary on steak? Irish.

  • @jackstraw262
    @jackstraw262 Рік тому +3

    Please don’t order doordash. They pay $2 per order. Imagine buying/maintaining a car to do a job with and they require you to spend miles/gas/a half hour of your time and you are only compensated $2.

    • @SteveM-gj2vy
      @SteveM-gj2vy Рік тому

      $2 PLUS the tip?
      If you deliver two bags or 4 does that figure change?

    • @cornerstore_d
      @cornerstore_d Рік тому

      Don't work for them

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому +4

      @@cornerstore_d "have you tried just making more money?"

    • @jackstraw262
      @jackstraw262 Рік тому +1

      @@berdyderg900 no, they’re right. I haven’t worked for them for the last year. They definitely didn’t need to be such a twat about it but yea- it’s so bad that I feel compelled to spread the word anywhere someone brings dd up.

  • @steelersguy74
    @steelersguy74 Рік тому +6

    I’m a little surprised they didn’t talk about the God-awful Gutfeld! commercial that ran three fucking times!

  • @Flawtistic
    @Flawtistic Рік тому +1

    Luke throwing out gay slang like a regular at the Blue Oyster bar

  • @Jarrodhartog
    @Jarrodhartog Рік тому +1

    Happy valentines day chapo im kissing you all, fuck the balloons USUSUS

  • @TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke
    @TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke Рік тому +5

    You can bag your sisters friend by not being 23, sorry.

  • @xXBarbDwireXx
    @xXBarbDwireXx 6 місяців тому +3

    honestlyyyyyyyyyy these reasons are why i converted to Islam. it's just comforting and feels right and i was already edge anyways

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler Рік тому +9

    Did Will just recommend pairing roast chicken with a red wine? Big L.

  • @jaystephens2759
    @jaystephens2759 Рік тому +1

    RIP Will

  • @yossarrian
    @yossarrian Рік тому +1

    David Foster Wallace

  • @ryan3171
    @ryan3171 Рік тому

    These are questions for Stavvy.

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Рік тому +1

    36:20 you already don't have premarital sex

  • @billyb5685
    @billyb5685 Рік тому +1

    Tim Dillon said this during shadow app . .. when he talked about shadow app.
    Not imitating same plots,
    but like not trying to hide .

  • @rishishard4742
    @rishishard4742 Рік тому +7

    All of the pat Tillman and grotesque things aside, that holding call sucked and stole all the momentum in the game

    • @sc41295
      @sc41295 Рік тому

      KC were getting jobbed by calls all night but ofc people only remember one at the end (was the right call btw)

  • @DavidParket-g1h
    @DavidParket-g1h Рік тому +3

    Felix and will tell us that having a skill to redirect sexual energy works in attracting women. But aren't you basically describing nerds or professional people with no time for relationships? My advice - take care of your health, yes including the healthy relationship to your art, also learn to be ethical in life - this may include self discipline, put yourself in situations where relationships start - like a party (dinner party is best so you can actually talk not only dance and drink beer.) Meet through a friend, likely the best chance to find someone you would like.

    • @Moodooloo
      @Moodooloo 7 місяців тому

      this is the most autistic shit I've ever read

  • @mylesfarmer7007
    @mylesfarmer7007 Рік тому +8

    Please have nick mullen on as the new chapo wizard 😊

  • @omg_look_behind_you
    @omg_look_behind_you Рік тому

    historic 22:35

  • @edwoodsr
    @edwoodsr Рік тому

    Did Wil call the the female pilots a "crack team?"

  • @Sami-yh5nh
    @Sami-yh5nh 2 роки тому +3

    Hmmm new episode

  • @geodav5700
    @geodav5700 Рік тому

    No 8 doesnt get a balloon or a beach he gets his mind stolen by nanites. Thankyou Elon

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Рік тому +2

    these questions are not so fun.

  • @geodav5700
    @geodav5700 Рік тому +1

    Lol AFP reading this first and potentially the only people reading this. Giventhis comment a thumbs up if you value weaponised corruption via police forces

  • @worst00oo00
    @worst00oo00 Рік тому +6

    UA-cam makes all the ads buffer so u have to stop and look at the screen to see what’s all wrong

  • @lightofchicagoproductionz9012
    @lightofchicagoproductionz9012 Рік тому +2

    Yeaa over here in Chicago they just took 7 stars supposedly its star link and idk what

  • @fishingsouthwestflorida1586
    @fishingsouthwestflorida1586 Рік тому +2

    I just want to live in peace is that so hard to ask

  • @nathanialmynameisajoke
    @nathanialmynameisajoke Рік тому +7

    Dating apps are a trap, talk to people in real life.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 Рік тому +5

      So like walk up to women at the local supermarket and start telling them my hobbies and what kind of relationship I am looking for? Or just start throwing in pickup lines in office conversations?

    • @theredstheredstheredsthereds
      @theredstheredstheredsthereds Рік тому +11

      Just look at a woman on the bus and whip it out

    • @spartan117q13
      @spartan117q13 Рік тому +1

      My relationship of 3+ years began on tinder but you're right most do suck. Despite most being miserable time and energy takers they can be a good way to find new like minded people in your area.

    • @latinexus
      @latinexus Рік тому +5

      Dating apps are over saturated with men (whether that is by design or the result of some socio-biological thing inherent to men or women is irrelevant).
      Therefore, because of supply and demand, dating apps devalue men and overvalue women. If you are a man, you probably will have better luck speaking in person to a women.

    • @gregl6619
      @gregl6619 Рік тому +1

      @@utkarsh2746 no, dude. Singles mixer at the local Methodist church.