Kill Bill feat. Stavros Halkias | Chapo Trap House | Episode 588 FULL

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  • @mishima70
    @mishima70 2 роки тому +32

    "The fish are there to eat her vomit"- the most perfect job description of a NYT Columnist and her fans ever.

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 2 роки тому +32

    I'm imagining the husband in that NYT article was just really enjoying his fun snorkeling trip with his family. Only for him to find out 2 years later his wife hated him and the trip. God that has to suck

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 2 роки тому +196

    Hell yeah dude

  • @indyrevoly3060
    @indyrevoly3060 2 роки тому +42

    13:22 "Something awesome is gonna leak in like, a couple months, I can feel it in my bones." - Stavros Halkias, modern Nostradamus

  • @TSmith-yy3cc
    @TSmith-yy3cc 2 роки тому +34

    Episode's pretty gay but we appreciate it.
    Damn Will is a great host; can honestly roll with anyone, with any tone, on any subject at any time.

    • @topleybird2443
      @topleybird2443 2 роки тому +1

      Yeh he’s gotten a lot better over the years.

  • @tommyhowsthepeeping
    @tommyhowsthepeeping 2 роки тому +30

    if my wife published something like taht about me in a national newspaper i would make chris benoit look like a saint

  • @tonydepaolis
    @tonydepaolis 2 роки тому +13

    "Are you Brenda, or are you your mom?" might be the best note to send 2021 out on.

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 2 роки тому +33

    Stav needs to be a regular on Chapo.

  • @BiancaTallarico
    @BiancaTallarico 2 роки тому +26

    Love the dirt bag left multiverse. This has been the best crossover.

  • @gelly123
    @gelly123 2 роки тому +55

    Stavros is like the pig at the petting zoo that wandered into the wrong enclosure because he misheard that he was going to "Chapos Tapas House"

  • @patrickscottwalsh
    @patrickscottwalsh 2 роки тому +32

    stavros really gets to shine when he's on other podcasts

    • @lukemadrid5711
      @lukemadrid5711 2 роки тому +3

      You mean when he’s not getting told he’s going to die of heart disease every 5 seconds by Mullen?

    • @topleybird2443
      @topleybird2443 2 роки тому +5

      Same with Adam.

    • @janosmarothy5409
      @janosmarothy5409 2 роки тому +8

      @@lukemadrid5711 The grease fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long

    • @joelnicholson
      @joelnicholson 2 роки тому +2

      Absolutely. I think there's a decent argument that Nick is the least funny, just the loudest and pushiest...

    • @patrickscottwalsh
      @patrickscottwalsh 2 роки тому +3

      @@joelnicholson nawww, he's funny as fuck - just always dominates. I think its part of the "aesthetic". but he might just be a meany

  • @cupcaketopper
    @cupcaketopper 2 роки тому +16

    Stav's laugh never fails

  • @SiSi-rf8hj
    @SiSi-rf8hj 2 роки тому +32

    Let's go Brenda!

  • @marinoutdoors
    @marinoutdoors 2 роки тому +16

    Hell yeah dude there's a bunch of gay guys here

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 2 роки тому +16

    That guy that never made his wife come was brutal.

  • @polkadotmicrochip
    @polkadotmicrochip 2 роки тому +11

    Stav's back from the cabin.

  • @ohno5559
    @ohno5559 2 роки тому +21

    I like how, after he got done doing bits, Stav just started giving actually good advice to the guy with the gamer gf
    edit: actually he did it in the next one too, this chad is just taking a break from the bits to pepper in a little wisdom

    • @janosmarothy5409
      @janosmarothy5409 2 роки тому +2

      implying that an elaborate Cask of Amontillado-style long game of vengeful nephew-fattening is beyond Stavros "The Mind" Halkias

  • @Itsbobbbby
    @Itsbobbbby 2 роки тому +22

    I’m gay

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 роки тому +17

    that NYT chick's problem could've been solved if she hadn't married. everyone's problems could be solved if they don't marry

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 роки тому +21

    Making the skinny woman (or her kids) fat is a great angle of attack.

  • @jgyuri
    @jgyuri 2 роки тому +26

    Eating Gyros while listening to Stavvie

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 2 роки тому +10

    41:12 is the moment we were all waiting for.

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler6030 2 роки тому +18

    46:48 i think Stav is 100% right we need to get in the lab watch the tape and figure out where the holes in his stroke game are

  • @garrgravarr
    @garrgravarr 2 роки тому +10

    Lots of love and respect for Stav here in Oz.

  • @maxwellkazemba2299
    @maxwellkazemba2299 2 роки тому +6

    Hyped for the youtube special, luv u stavvy

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому +18

    great eppy. but whatever it takes-either to get him out of his apartment, or a smokescreen deployed against the haters/tattletales-the streets need a nick solo appearance

    • @juzifal-bidan3621
      @juzifal-bidan3621 2 роки тому +1

      They did a premium with him about eyes wide shut

    • @anthonysanfilipo9833
      @anthonysanfilipo9833 2 роки тому +4

      Like 3 years ago. The boys all love Nick and I'm sure they'd have him on but I'm pretty sure he's just fully done going on anyone else's shows.

  • @matttedisch
    @matttedisch 2 роки тому +23

    LETS GO BRENDA!

  • @ribeserythrocarpum918
    @ribeserythrocarpum918 2 роки тому +14

    HELL yeah dude

  • @gangofgreenhorns2672
    @gangofgreenhorns2672 2 роки тому +9

    Just realized the cat in the window is nearly identical to mine lol. Only took a hundred of these.

  • @numskul
    @numskul 2 роки тому +14

    Hell yeah, dude

  • @dominicjamescunneen1740
    @dominicjamescunneen1740 2 роки тому +12

    the prince of pleasure is back

  • @makimasbrat5508
    @makimasbrat5508 2 роки тому +26

    Stav is the best sex positive guy ever

  • @wittenfriedland
    @wittenfriedland 2 роки тому +14

    CHAPO CHECK EVERYONE

  • @mugiwaraboshi37
    @mugiwaraboshi37 2 місяці тому +1

    The Kill Bill article is literally my parents marriage, including trip to Australia 😭

  • @rockingrollin425
    @rockingrollin425 2 роки тому +9

    Def one of the best episodes.

  • @deanthemachine8879
    @deanthemachine8879 2 роки тому +21

    Making WWBD (What Would Brenda Do) bracelets

  • @nicoles3166
    @nicoles3166 2 роки тому +6

    omg the gamer girl bit was too good

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 2 роки тому +12

    Damn son, that Cristina Cawthorn is fine as hell.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 роки тому +6

    Brenndaa's death is even more tragic than you think. She just achieved her dream of buying a $500 demolition derby car the day after getting Invisalign and it exploded. All they could find of her were her teeth. You're in a better place now, Brenduh!

  • @hectorvilleda151
    @hectorvilleda151 2 роки тому +15

    Hell yeah dude. Gay jokes coming in hot.

  • @garygrinkevich6971
    @garygrinkevich6971 2 роки тому +6

    shadow banned for being "too sexual". the power.

  • @jacoenglander9608
    @jacoenglander9608 Рік тому +4

    Stavros shud be on the next Ugly God album, and they could make a song called Ugly Twins 🤣😭😂

  • @Xxonfire1212xX
    @Xxonfire1212xX 2 роки тому +11

    Wish we had Felix and Stav together 😖

    • @juzifal-bidan3621
      @juzifal-bidan3621 2 роки тому +9

      @D D Felix has been on like 3 episodes of cum town lol

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 роки тому +3

      @D D ???

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 роки тому +4

      Nah. Felix and Matt are the perfect blend. Stav works better as the occasional treat 😎👍🏽

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 2 роки тому +10

    Christina crawth0n looks like a “madison cawthorn” 🧐🤔

  • @dannypresson
    @dannypresson 2 роки тому +10

    Let’s all try to be a Brenda

  • @throwbackblackcat
    @throwbackblackcat 2 роки тому +16

    Feat. Hell Yeah Dude

  • @adamp3223
    @adamp3223 2 роки тому +4

    Is there such a thing as a divorce where your spouse has to also legally change their name, first and last?

  • @kevinaumiller9781
    @kevinaumiller9781 2 роки тому +4

    A cupcake and a candy bar

  • @malikshabazz2065
    @malikshabazz2065 2 роки тому +5

    Stavy and the boys rules as always

  • @bb-zr2tv
    @bb-zr2tv 2 роки тому +16

    Haven’t listened yet but this is probably funnier than any cum town episode that has come out this year (other than the one where Adam shat his pants)

  • @Joel_Roberts
    @Joel_Roberts 7 місяців тому +1

    He was serving hits by Mystical right before the crash

  • @lilfilth5622
    @lilfilth5622 2 роки тому +13

    Joke at 16:15 is fucking absurd

  • @evanthomass
    @evanthomass 2 роки тому +3

    Stavvvvy baby!

  • @goaskinza
    @goaskinza 2 роки тому +6

    respect

  • @sparkpenguin
    @sparkpenguin 2 роки тому +4

    stav for christmas, excellent aural game

  • @henrycurtis3652
    @henrycurtis3652 2 роки тому +5

    What's the piano music around the hour mark (during the Australia segment?)

    • @bunyipz2040
      @bunyipz2040 2 роки тому

      It used to be used in old movies to conceptualise insanity

  • @Bpinator
    @Bpinator 2 роки тому +13

    Stav is so fucking funny but I wish Felix was on this ep

    • @seanvalentine4198
      @seanvalentine4198 2 роки тому +2

      Felix is too mean spirited. I love gibbons too but that doesn’t cover it up.

    • @Trashcom1917
      @Trashcom1917 2 роки тому +2

      Felix and stav are the ultimate large sons of the podcasting world

    • @whentheleveebreaks4732
      @whentheleveebreaks4732 2 роки тому +3

      Wtf kind of name is Felix anyway? Sounds like a cat.

  • @zoogboog106
    @zoogboog106 2 роки тому +6

    That rocks

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 2 роки тому +8

    Tzatziki sauce all over me..

  • @liamdaly3825
    @liamdaly3825 2 роки тому +5

    53:30-54:00 fucking kills me

  • @nothankyou4859
    @nothankyou4859 2 роки тому +10

    gay

    • @geodav5700
      @geodav5700 2 роки тому +1

      Gàaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy......

  • @harder2058
    @harder2058 2 роки тому +2

    Help me out… what’s the track at 17:00? Can’t place it.

    • @theoryofeverything44
      @theoryofeverything44 2 роки тому +1

      The Beatles - Dear Prudence

    • @raforther
      @raforther 2 роки тому +3

      @@theoryofeverything44 more specifically, the Siouxie Sioux and the Banshees cover.

  • @gOaTcrackalac88
    @gOaTcrackalac88 2 роки тому +4

    Fuck yes

  • @footballpharaoh5469
    @footballpharaoh5469 2 роки тому +5

    1:45
    Don't flatter him. His name sounds like the most American right wing name ever. Like a fascist character in a dystopian comic book.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 роки тому +8

    I do not like an ep without Felix, that's not right Stav talking like that.

  • @xyaeiounn
    @xyaeiounn 2 роки тому +24

    44:30 the assertion that people remember good sex partners over good people is such an adolescent take. Both are cherished, for different reasons. It's the overlap where home and work lives bump up against your sex life that make stories. Sex on it's own is a bodily function, nicer than a back rub, but only more interesting than going to the toilet because it has social consequences.

    • @matthewleahy6565
      @matthewleahy6565 2 роки тому +34

      I think the fact that you're right is why its funny.

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 2 роки тому +2

      @@matthewleahy6565 Fair.

    • @DownUFO
      @DownUFO 2 роки тому +30

      It’s different when you’ve had a Brenda

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 2 роки тому

      @@DownUFO There's a few in my past.

  • @villedocvalle
    @villedocvalle 2 роки тому +2

    Dope

  • @debrasue2793
    @debrasue2793 2 роки тому +2

    halkia dude

  • @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable
    @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable 2 роки тому +17

    Didn’t know Stavros was a sub. I don’t get the appeal of a being a sexual submissive but then again I’m vanilla AF.

    • @joeyhowe7667
      @joeyhowe7667 2 роки тому +1

      its hella easy yo

    • @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable
      @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable 2 роки тому

      @@joeyhowe7667 sure i get that man. But idk im personally like passionate vanilla stuff is good enough for me. I don’t get bored ever in sexual situations, so there’s nothing left to be desired ever.

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 2 роки тому

      i mean if youre vanilla there's not much to it but honestly i feel like sub/dom should really only refer to kink. otherwise it's just, like, bottoming.

    • @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable
      @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable 2 роки тому

      @@harperna3938 I guess I meant the sub-dom kink of being demeaned like how Stav said. I personally feel being talked down to or even overly complimented would get me out of the moment of what’s actually going on too much. Just the act of sex itself is good enough for me, otherwise added in stuff is too distracting.

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable ah yeah that's fair, degradation isn't everyone's cup of tea. maybe consider trying some light bondage (D or s, whatever suits you) if you have the chance tho, it can make foreplay a lot more fun.

  • @frankjeaguer3643
    @frankjeaguer3643 2 роки тому +7

    I'm gay for stavi boy

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 2 роки тому +3

    Cawthorn’s got some pretty lips.

  • @DjViceroy
    @DjViceroy 2 роки тому +5

    Who is doing Discord grooming?

  • @thekavestation
    @thekavestation 2 роки тому

    Clitch

  • @thetankhunter100
    @thetankhunter100 2 роки тому

    Song at 17:00.

    • @sjj111
      @sjj111 2 роки тому +2

      Dear Prudence cover by Suxxy Sux and the Banshees

    • @thetankhunter100
      @thetankhunter100 2 роки тому +1

      @@sjj111 thanks

  • @futon2345
    @futon2345 2 роки тому +14

    This guest is too vulgar

    • @sevensurack1809
      @sevensurack1809 2 роки тому +34

      Counterpoint: shut up

    • @5508Vanderdekken
      @5508Vanderdekken 2 роки тому +13

      Shit hope you have vision insurance that covers cracked monocles

  • @daysjours
    @daysjours 2 роки тому +1

    Disgusting beginning to this episode. Totally gross.

  • @FunnyBecauseItsTrue
    @FunnyBecauseItsTrue 2 роки тому +9

    ...I can't remember the last time I went from elated (NO Felix this episode!) to disappointed (Stavos Halkais is on) so rapidly...dipshit has nothing interesting to say, just junior high level humor, yet has to be the loudest guy in the room...at least Felix is sometimes clever...

  • @lexushing1873
    @lexushing1873 2 роки тому +13

    Hell yeah dude

  • @malikshabazz2065
    @malikshabazz2065 2 роки тому +15

    hell yeah dude