Atheists SECRETLY believe in Yahweh

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  • @beyondbeyondness
    @beyondbeyondness 10 років тому +1324

    I'm a polyatheist, there are millions of gods i don't believe in.

    • @TinyShaman
      @TinyShaman 10 років тому +96

      I'm stealing this word.

    • @Telhias
      @Telhias 10 років тому +74

      How about becoming an omniatheist? One that doesn't believe in all gods!

    • @xxxTHENIGHTMAN
      @xxxTHENIGHTMAN 9 років тому +5

      Zac Ziller fellow Reasonable Doubts listener I presume? :D

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 8 років тому +12

      +Telhias
      Rather a panatheist.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 7 років тому +5

      Zac Ziller Actually, as I'm sure you already know, the term atheist already covers disbelief in a god OR gods. :)

  • @MindLaboratory
    @MindLaboratory 8 років тому +2769

    admit it, deep down you secretly know that you actually do collect stamps

    • @lancecoleman7440
      @lancecoleman7440 7 років тому +8

      MindLaboratory you don't, real eyes...that u r just "talking" 2 ur-self...now, youtu"e can hear what you're saying @thisverymoment.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 6 років тому +14

      MindLaboratory so true

    • @stevenle9960
      @stevenle9960 6 років тому +9

      nani

    • @عقلحر-م6ب
      @عقلحر-م6ب 5 років тому +3

      @iHost same here :D

    • @trayvionanding5667
      @trayvionanding5667 5 років тому +10

      Fuck I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @jamessweetman3078
    @jamessweetman3078 10 років тому +632

    A fundamental difference between a belief in Voltron and a belief in Yahweh is that if enough people believed in Voltron and got proper funding they could conceivably create a "real" Voltron.

    • @darkoneforsteam499
      @darkoneforsteam499 9 років тому +32

      Wow.... that sound cool =w=

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 6 років тому +3

      James Sweetman true

    • @freshairkaboom8171
      @freshairkaboom8171 6 років тому +20

      That's it, if we all band together and get this funded, we can make it happen!

    • @hellszhells
      @hellszhells 5 років тому +8

      Also in the future we could actually see a real voltron

    • @cya6109
      @cya6109 4 роки тому +5

      Whats the kickstarter link

  • @sagan7452
    @sagan7452 8 років тому +594

    Ken Ham: "Atheism is a religion"
    Bill Nye: "Ok fine! It is!"
    Ken Ham: "Great! Now don't disrespect other religions! That's wrong!"
    Bill Nye: "Just like you do towards other religions?"

    • @CarlitosCalamar
      @CarlitosCalamar 4 роки тому +35

      He could've also said that he doesn't make fun of it just because it's a religion, but because of the ideas that it has. calling atheism a religion doesn't change bill's respect towards it.

    • @timothybennett5427
      @timothybennett5427 4 роки тому +8

      Did this actually happen? If so, please link me it :D

    • @andrewlee8340
      @andrewlee8340 4 роки тому +7

      @@timothybennett5427 idk I didnt watch it but theres a well know ken ham bill nye debate ua-cam.com/video/z6kgvhG3AkI/v-deo.html

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 11 місяців тому

      I doubt it because all Christians disrespect other religions, that's what their religion is...

  • @tahilaci2976
    @tahilaci2976 10 років тому +161

    Voltron if far greater than yahweh, zeus and the rest, as Voltron doesn't need believers to do his work, if he wants something done, he does it himself.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 6 років тому +2

      tahi laci cool

    • @petemoss7704
      @petemoss7704 6 років тому +6

      Amen.

    • @AGEOFAENYA
      @AGEOFAENYA 5 років тому +9

      He's the Defender of the Universe! Not just a tiny piece of land in the Levant.

  • @heartofquartz4909
    @heartofquartz4909 5 років тому +138

    hey man i just want to let you know, 10 years ago i was a bible thumper and now im a proud skeptic which has led me to become a proud athiest. the fight youre fighting has won a battle with me, and therefore youre as a fact partially responsible for another athiest in the world and perhaps more if i have kids and if they have kids, as i will be teaching skepticism and critical thinking to them. im happier now that im an athiest, and im going to take the mantle and work to challenge people who havent yet implemented critical thinking yet in life. thank you for fighting this fight its meant the actual world to me.

    • @JesusChrist-qi8yo
      @JesusChrist-qi8yo 3 роки тому +10

      I know you still secretly believe in me

    • @xxqino
      @xxqino 3 роки тому +1

      @@JesusChrist-qi8yo The only way ill believe in a supernatural figure is by miracles. Jesus make it rain fire

    • @covenantsoul8027
      @covenantsoul8027 3 роки тому

      Your kids are going to become preachers

    • @TehKoolaidkid
      @TehKoolaidkid 3 роки тому

      @@covenantsoul8027 big if true lmao

    • @bjsimpson4768
      @bjsimpson4768 Рік тому +1

      Add one more battle you helped win with me.

  • @jaxsonbateman
    @jaxsonbateman 9 років тому +250

    Almost 6 years on, I still link this all the time to theists that try to play the "why do they argue against God if they don't believe in him, unless they secretly do believe in him and are rebelling against him?". Kudos NSC; this video will likely still be referenced a decade after its release. :-)

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  9 років тому +71

      Jaxson Bateman THAT, my friend, was the exact hope I had as I produced it.

    • @redrounin1440
      @redrounin1440 9 років тому +19

      Jaxson Bateman Now we just need a video on the obvious counterargument "If you truly believe in God why do you spend so much time arguing FOR him?" Doesn't his existence stand on it's own without your arguments? Didn't christ say something about being blessed when people persecute you in matt 5:11-12?
      Maybe it makes more sense that you secretly DON'T believe in God, and that's why you spend so much energy railing against the non believers.
      Sorry NSC if you already have this! I'm binging through your solid gold videos as we speak.

    • @CryptoPump610
      @CryptoPump610 9 років тому +1

      redrounin Think it's pretty obvious as it is, maybe you should make an obvious video that he does exist.............. non exists.

    • @redrounin1440
      @redrounin1440 9 років тому +2

      ALIEN_LIVES MATTER ?

    • @CryptoPump610
      @CryptoPump610 9 років тому

      redrounin Read numerous times to understand i'm not repeating it.

  • @niizsn
    @niizsn 9 років тому +528

    I'm a Christian, and I agree that Christians shouldn't be using this argument.

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  9 років тому +376

      +niizsn That's very good. Now I invite you to apply the same reasoning to my 50+ other videos. :)

    • @roz8154
      @roz8154 9 років тому +50

      +NonStampCollector First time commenting on youtube video. hope I am not doing it wrong! Just found your posts and surprised you're replying up till this point. I think You have very fine reasoning points and I appreciate that you are able to see the holes in "Christianity"

    • @ytxmak
      @ytxmak 9 років тому +55

      +niizsn "I agree that Christians shouldn't be using this argument." No, they should be using reasonable evidence, but they can't because there isn't any. This is why they jump to ridiculous garbage like this. My favorite piece of Christian 'logic' is 'You can't prove god does not exist, therefore he does!' Ha ha

    • @flazzorb
      @flazzorb 8 років тому +18

      thank you
      i now respect you
      again thank you

    • @AtlasReburdened
      @AtlasReburdened 7 років тому

      So tell them.

  • @weekend9057
    @weekend9057 9 років тому +332

    Me : "Intresting video, I'm going to check the comments for Theristic responces"
    *Checks comments*
    "Hail voltron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @patrickkilduff5272
      @patrickkilduff5272 9 років тому +11

      +Jye Woberts Right...not even one! Thought for sure there'd be at least one rant about how someone is going to hell for some reason or the other. Guess you can't fight against perfect logic.

    • @parsa1372
      @parsa1372 4 роки тому +4

      HAIL VOLTRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mylie6181
      @mylie6181 4 роки тому +4

      nagito wdym are you saying you dont also hail voltron???

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 29 днів тому

      Excuse me, but we've recieved word that apparently one of us here doesn't hail voltron...
      **suspiciously checks everyone out**

  • @phaseshifter3d455
    @phaseshifter3d455 Рік тому +67

    Sorry stamp collector. But I WOULD vote for anyone who was planning to build giant voltrons in my city.

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  Рік тому +53

      It IS a compelling policy platform. All these years later I acknowledge my mistake.

    • @aarohalme1020
      @aarohalme1020 Рік тому

      Together, we can overthrow all corrupt ideologies corrupting the world, and have Voltron rule over all!

    • @bryanarevalo7072
      @bryanarevalo7072 Рік тому +8

      @@NonStampCollectorcome back please 🙏

  • @thatdevilguy
    @thatdevilguy 9 років тому +325

    Wow this is six years old and yet so relevant to today's world.

    • @BurnRoddy
      @BurnRoddy 9 років тому +18

      In the context of humanity or even a society six years are meaningless. Jesus Christ is more than 2000 years old and there's a lot of people that think they know him.

    • @Valansch
      @Valansch 9 років тому +7

      +thatdevilguy Will be relevant in a 100 years

    • @Roscoe03160107
      @Roscoe03160107 9 років тому +8

      +Valansch I hope not. :(

    • @DavidGriffithsTweetUwrite
      @DavidGriffithsTweetUwrite 9 років тому

      +Valansch until natural selection gets rid, like it put it in at the time cos thats the best they had for survival

    • @livingdeadgirl5908
      @livingdeadgirl5908 9 років тому

      +thatdevilguy jfc

  • @larrykingsworth1139
    @larrykingsworth1139 10 років тому +219

    This was an awesome video.
    Although in nobody's defense, I think having a real-life Voltron would be a significant boost to our department of defense, no?

    • @ShinimagisFTW
      @ShinimagisFTW 10 років тому +6

      Voltron driven by the thundercats...Now that would boost the nation's defence.

    • @ymmijx6061
      @ymmijx6061 10 років тому +8

      we would never have to put another penny towards defense. threaten us and a giant indestructible robot descends from the sky and laser beams you're cities to pieces.

    • @ShinimagisFTW
      @ShinimagisFTW 10 років тому +2

      and if voltron were to fail( most likely wear and tear from all the carnage it would inflict upon our enemies.) We have the thundercats as pilots to continue the mission.

    • @capefeather
      @capefeather 10 років тому +1

      Maybe, but the "boosts" would go into the wrong things. There's a reason we don't make war machines that are shaped vaguely like bipedal animals.

    • @larrykingsworth1139
      @larrykingsworth1139 10 років тому +2

      I just hope the Geneva convention doesn't put a stop to it. Those guys are always ruining the fun. :(

  • @lucisferre6361
    @lucisferre6361 6 років тому +41

    Sir, as a devout religious adherent, I must state that I am deeply offended by your defamation & denial of the one true god... All praise Skeletor!

  • @holdenwildeman577
    @holdenwildeman577 6 років тому +194

    I’ve watched at least 20 videos, and at first I was thinking to myself “Yea but (insert the reason God did this)” but it was the Noah’s Ark videos that did it, thank you for opening my eyes. I’d say God bless you but... that doesn’t really work cause he’s not real. I still have a long ways to go, even as I type a little voice is like “Stop that! God will denounce you if you denounce him!” Thanks man

    • @Arkloyd
      @Arkloyd 5 років тому +12

      1
      2
      3
      *"Fuck the holy spirit."*

    • @dinohall2595
      @dinohall2595 5 років тому +19

      Best of luck to you in your transition, Holden Wildeman :)

    • @michaelnewman7248
      @michaelnewman7248 4 роки тому +3

      @@Arkloyd former catholic?

    • @Arkloyd
      @Arkloyd 4 роки тому +6

      @@michaelnewman7248 Former baptist, but I heard that "blaspheming" the "holy spirit" was the surest way to piss off yahweh, the most evil character in all fiction.

    • @michaelnewman7248
      @michaelnewman7248 4 роки тому +3

      @@Arkloyd how interesting. official catholic doctrine is that it's the only sin that won't be forgiven. an antibaptism of sorts. i didn't know other sects put the same weird emphasis on it

  • @Cheesus-Sliced
    @Cheesus-Sliced 10 років тому +417

    I think the best comeback is "Why do christians deny the flying spaghetti monster? You must believe in him"

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 7 років тому +42

      cheesus: damn it, they MUST believe, I've seen them enjoying him in restaurants! RA'men!

    • @MochaTater
      @MochaTater 6 років тому +4

      Jillian Smith XD RA'men 😂😂 i see what you did there

    • @freshairkaboom8171
      @freshairkaboom8171 6 років тому +20

      They'll just be offended you compare an "obviously fake god", to their "obviously real god".

    • @benfaust
      @benfaust 5 років тому +8

      The flying spaghetti monster DID exist. I ate him for lunch last week. Sorry.

    • @Mr.Potts05
      @Mr.Potts05 4 роки тому +2

      Because its brand new, the name is retarded and you only hear it from people trying to mock theists. Why wouldn't they be annoyed by it? When youre attacking their beliefs that have been indoctrinated to believe since they were mere embryos in their mommas womb. Everybody gets offended when they're mocked bro no matter what irrelevant thing they believe. You would feel the same way too. Because you're a human fucken being lmao fuck I am bored right now. I always hated the spaghetti monster 👹 so I just needed to rant

  • @MasterSpade
    @MasterSpade 4 роки тому +31

    As an Atheist, I do not care what people think or believe. What I do Care about is what people DO!!! This Point is summed up very well in another great video by NonStampCollector.
    “You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in your shoes for all I care. But the day you start telling me how to wear my shoes so I don’t upset the unicorns, I have a problem with you. The day you start involving the unicorns in making decisions for this country, I have a BIG problem with you.” - Matthew Schultz

  • @emilyroberts3832
    @emilyroberts3832 8 років тому +77

    You are a beautifully eloquent individual, and I'm proud to hang my atheistic flag alongside yours. You've earned yourself a new subscriber.

    • @alrickshaw2227
      @alrickshaw2227 8 років тому +8

      welcome, I am a new atheist. his arguments are solid

    • @tommonk7651
      @tommonk7651 8 років тому +4

      Welcome to the family, alrick.

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R 7 років тому +3

      I also had to subscribe. This man is an incredible philosopher. His points are so eloquently made and humorous to boot, and light hearted enough not to directly insult but to induce questions that religious people need to ask themselves. A++ UA-camr, would subscribe again.

    • @jaidenmartinez4359
      @jaidenmartinez4359 7 років тому

      stop trying to make atheism a group it's not and nor should it be we would be no better then the religious

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 7 років тому +4

      Without being a group we have very little if any political clout. Without political clout, we have very little hope of effecting much change. Without effecting much change, then we slowly droon onward, while the religious, who ARE formed into politically powerful groups with money to burn, will continue to downgrade our science education, our civil rights, our laws, and continue their attempts to enslave us with ultimate punishments for thought crimes. So let's move toward groupdom...we cannot let the Church of Satan be the only official atheistic group out there...other than the Secular Humanists, the American Atheists, and all the other non-religious, somewhat anti-theistic, groups that already exist.

  • @danivox7874
    @danivox7874 9 років тому +50

    I am so sick of religious nuts trying to control our society and telling me, a non Christian what I can and cannot do outside of their friggin churches. I am not an atheist. I am a pagan and a lesbian and proud of it, as you should be proud of your atheism. I love atheists. At least y'all have moral sense and stand for what is eight. Keep up the good videos man. :)

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 11 місяців тому

      💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾Right on!!!

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 11 місяців тому +2

      personally I only stand for what is seven

  • @theblackprinceofnyc
    @theblackprinceofnyc 10 років тому +115

    Very compelling, well articulated, arguments. Worth every second!

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 6 років тому +1

      Principe Negrô
      Yeah, I totally converted to Voltron-ism after listening to him describing what a Voltronist agenda would be.

  • @RoyBatty03
    @RoyBatty03 9 років тому +153

    Dude, NonStampCollector, I love you. I literally physically love you! You. Are. Awesome. (First yime I'm watching one of your very early videos). You're fucking awesome.

    • @patrickkilduff5272
      @patrickkilduff5272 9 років тому +1

      +Jean-Frédéric 'literally physical'...huh??? Even in text form this country has no grasp on the English language.

    • @jaca2899
      @jaca2899 8 років тому +3

      +Jean-Frédéric Rolland "This is what atheism does to society! It demolishes the solid moral standards established by the Bible! It is because of atheism that you have become... *cringe* ... homosexual."

    • @RoyBatty03
      @RoyBatty03 8 років тому +2

      Javier Castro Lol... What makes you believe that I'm an homosexual ? Don't you people know about hyperbole? No? How about critical thinking? Have you ever read the whole bible? I have. If I put to you some passages from that farce of a compilation, but told you it came from somewhere else (maybe the Coran) you would be disgusted and outraged. But because it's the stupid bible, you will excuse ANY desecration of human dignity in the name of a god who acts like a psychopathic 5 year old. Also, why did, you go "cringe" about gays? Do you spend a lot of time imagining the goings on in gay people's bedrooms? You really shouldn't do that. Myself, I REALLY DON'T want to think about what YOU do in YOUR bedroom... CRINGE!!

    • @RoyBatty03
      @RoyBatty03 8 років тому +2

      Javier Castro OH I GET IT!! You believe everything you read is real!! Well let me help you out... have you ever said anything along the lines of: I would kill for xyz? Then you're a murderer right? Ok... Now stop fantasizing about about grown men sucking each other off! It's getting kind of embarrassing, really!

    • @RoyBatty03
      @RoyBatty03 8 років тому

      Patrick Kilduff You should really read what you created with your grammar Nazism... Now jesus hates me!

  • @JeremyDavidDeCoste
    @JeremyDavidDeCoste 4 місяці тому +4

    This is NOT falling solely on deaf ears. 14 years ago, I wasn't ready for this line of thinking. NOW, I am. Your pithy conveyance of sound reasoning is helping me with my own quest for truth. Thank you so much for recording this. Better late than never for some of us. 😊

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  4 місяці тому +6

      If I may say so myself, even as early as 2008 I could see that some of the UA-cam videos that people were making were going to stand through time, and others were going to be dated and irrelevant very quickly. I decided that I'd try to make things with a longer shelf life. To this day I sometimes thank the gods for having given me that insight in my earliest weeks of making videos.

  • @EndlessVacuum
    @EndlessVacuum 11 років тому +138

    Voltron has a better theme song than Yahweh.

    • @Arkloyd
      @Arkloyd 5 років тому +9

      Anything is better than the ♫♪ "I'm going to torture all you skeptical fuckers" ♫♪ song. Let's not forget the ♪♫ "Genocide and conquest rape are fun!" ♪♫ song. That's a classic from way back.

    • @calvinhobbes3708
      @calvinhobbes3708 5 років тому +2

      EndlessVacuum what is yahweh’s theme song?

    • @Arkloyd
      @Arkloyd 5 років тому +2

      @@calvinhobbes3708 Inquiring minds *want* to know!

    • @olivierdols5556
      @olivierdols5556 5 років тому +7

      true that theme is way more dope than some gay church song , plus voltron is saving everyone without any discrimination of race or sex

  • @PavarottiAardvark
    @PavarottiAardvark 5 років тому +21

    As a firm advocate for the Church of the Five Lions, I confess that the lack of Voltron based laws and collective Voltron quoting in schools, is not for lack of trying on our part.

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara 11 місяців тому +3

      It's severely oppressive to us voltronists that every single law isn't about voltron, actually

  • @Jacob7393
    @Jacob7393 8 років тому +37

    Another brilliant video. Small, unnecessary correction: "with impunity" rather than "without impunity" at 6:55

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  8 років тому +23

      Yeah I found that one out quickly. I thought I'd put an annotation? But yeah.

    • @Jacob7393
      @Jacob7393 8 років тому +26

      I've been touched by his stampy appendage

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  8 років тому +32

      Jacob Stamm It's all sticky on the back.

  • @RaffiTheQuokka
    @RaffiTheQuokka 11 років тому +16

    "Why are you arguing religion with me? Why do you feel the need to defend it? Simply, you must secretly have strong doubts. You're SECRETLY atheists!"
    Nailed it.

  • @eduardoandrademendonca3549
    @eduardoandrademendonca3549 6 років тому +25

    The sad thing about this video is that It seems to apply even more to the current world than It did 8 years ago

    • @Ithaca-vv5dy
      @Ithaca-vv5dy 4 роки тому +3

      No shit dude. Christopher Hitchens actually predicted the modern political environment

  • @Boss14999
    @Boss14999 3 роки тому +19

    "You hate god so you think god is real!"
    "Do you like darth vader?
    "No"
    "How can you not like darth vader if he isn'f real?"

  • @mystiquevening
    @mystiquevening Рік тому +10

    Damn it… as one who has recently left the Christian cult I feel called out. 😳

  • @patrickrandall5237
    @patrickrandall5237 10 років тому +76

    May Voltron be with you.

  • @katherineg9396
    @katherineg9396 4 роки тому +12

    10 years later, this is still a great message.

  • @paulmcconnell7405
    @paulmcconnell7405 3 роки тому +8

    I live in a fairly religious area in the southern US and even I have never heard anyone use this “you really do believe” argument. It’s…painfully stupid.

  • @8opposite200
    @8opposite200 3 роки тому +5

    It's been 11 years but the world needs these blunt videos today

  • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
    @ShadowSaberBaroxio 8 років тому +43

    How can you not believe in Voltron; he and his mighty heraldic lions have just proved their existence by gracing us with a new season on Netflix made by the holy people at Studio Mir.
    Blasphemy. Repent of your heathen sins lest ye be judged by Voltron's mighty blade and ion cannon!

    • @B2BCreditandCollection
      @B2BCreditandCollection 8 років тому

      Liar. Blasphemers. There is only one true God. Aquaman.

    • @jonquist4136
      @jonquist4136 8 років тому +2

      The evidence for the existence of Voltron is overwhelming! Just open your eyes & look at his glorious creation!

  • @PhantomRangerEarth1397
    @PhantomRangerEarth1397 5 років тому +18

    I have a personal relationship with Voltron

    • @---yl4mf
      @---yl4mf 3 роки тому +1

      Make sure to confirm consent.

  • @hamo1701
    @hamo1701 8 років тому +43

    To be fair; I would totally get behind building giant robots.....

  • @mikaelamonsterland
    @mikaelamonsterland 4 роки тому +11

    i wished these videos didn't have to be still just as relevant all of these years later

  • @weeaboobaguette3943
    @weeaboobaguette3943 6 місяців тому +7

    2:50
    Yeah, you kinda screwed yourself with that one.
    I'm fervently supporting publicly-funded giant mechs.

  • @richard01690
    @richard01690 4 роки тому +3

    I'm lost for words. Well done and greetings from Ireland where people are still in the grip of the church. I have shared all your videos with my family.

  • @abeed87
    @abeed87 10 років тому +70

    Question: Can we please lobby for Five massive lions to come together to make an all powerful fighting machine with a massive silver sword? I would honestly think it would be fucking awesome if the US military built giant voltrons don't lie that you wouldn't think it's bad ass if we had one. .

    • @TheChrisodip
      @TheChrisodip 10 років тому +2

      You and me both :D

    • @dume85
      @dume85 10 років тому +2

      XD Yes!

    • @les907
      @les907 10 років тому +2

      Sounds like a prequel script to Pacific Rim

    • @thedashboard9562
      @thedashboard9562 10 років тому

      I concur.

    • @todshi
      @todshi 7 років тому +4

      I think China has the patent for a Voltron fighting machine...just like they'll have the patents for Green energy generators while we Americans will be stuck with oil and coal...thanks to good Christians like Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell...

  • @muttleycrew
    @muttleycrew 3 роки тому +7

    Voltron’s show was cancelled for our sins

  • @ERICROJO156
    @ERICROJO156 8 років тому +16

    This is the best articulated argument I've come across on this issue. Thanks NonStampCollector

  • @ZaiDrizzleDrop
    @ZaiDrizzleDrop 10 місяців тому +2

    GOD I LOVE HOW OUT SPOKEN YOU ARE!!!! I’ve said it before, but I always wonder why we have to approach critiquing religion with “sensitivity “ when their beliefs harm people and promote barbaric violence. I’m writing a story that critiques religion, mainly Christianity, and people keep telling me to be “sensitive “ or “careful “ or to be sure to point out the good sides of religion. WHY?!?

  • @anonymousmisnomer5443
    @anonymousmisnomer5443 6 років тому +11

    In the name of the Black, Red, Green, Yellow and Blue Lions, GoLion. Our Voltron who art in Altea, hollow be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Altea. And give us this day our fault bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not to the Galra but deliver us from Zarkon. GoLion.

  • @julias.9091
    @julias.9091 3 роки тому +9

    Jordan Peterson actually used this foolish argument with Sam Harris and Matt Dillahunty, and they both demolished Peterson's vacuous and ridiculous theory. It was glorious to watch.

    • @mark7166
      @mark7166 Рік тому +1

      I truly don't understand the appeal of Jordan Peterson. My very religious family practically worships the guy as some kind of ideological giant, but, quite plainly, outside of his professional field of psychology, the guy is a fucking idiot. I've heard it put that he's the dumb person's smart man, and I think a more apt description would be hard to find.

  • @mike34856
    @mike34856 22 дні тому +3

    This video successfully converted me to the Cult of Voltronism. Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth brother. All hail Voltron.

  • @miketate3445
    @miketate3445 7 років тому +12

    wait wait wait... Let's not gloss over the important part of this video. Now, what exactly do we have to do to secure that public money to construct five giant metal lions?

  • @goingballisticmotion5455
    @goingballisticmotion5455 3 роки тому +9

    I was with you until you bashed us believers of Skeletor.

  • @Mutantcy1992
    @Mutantcy1992 3 роки тому +6

    I understand the comparison but I would totally want my tax dollars going towards an awesome Voltron statue

  • @Butchthechokeartist
    @Butchthechokeartist 11 років тому +5

    Wow. It is amazing when someone clearly states facts in an organized fashion. I thank Voltron for your video.

  • @stephaniejohanesen3560
    @stephaniejohanesen3560 10 років тому +1

    Stumbled on your first video a bit ago, and haven't been able to stop watching them. This one is the best one so far.

  • @beabeyonce7127
    @beabeyonce7127 6 років тому +4

    Already almost a decade after it's release, and I'm still here

  • @steamsparil
    @steamsparil 10 років тому +6

    "Activate Interlocks! Form feet and legs! Form arms and body! And, I'll form the head!"
    All glory to Voltron!

  • @egg-jz1xu
    @egg-jz1xu 10 місяців тому +3

    This is so important especially today with the Israel-Palestine conflict

  • @NathanT_Performer
    @NathanT_Performer 7 років тому +2

    I love the scathing nature of this video while being very well articulated! Big fan of your videos. Keep being awesome

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 11 місяців тому +6

    Theists secretly believe in Evolution.

  • @PhilJonesIII
    @PhilJonesIII 6 років тому +9

    'Morality is doing right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.' H.L Mencken.

  • @Henpitts
    @Henpitts 10 років тому +22

    Let me be the first to welcome our Voltron overlords.

  • @xenxander
    @xenxander 7 років тому +1

    The illustration of the snake reading the book was very cute! ^_^

  • @MrCmon113
    @MrCmon113 8 років тому +9

    I usually bring up the same explanation, but with Sauron instead of Voltron.
    Yet instead of thinking about it for a second or even listening properly, most apologists just angrily claim that their god is real and nothing like Sauron.

    • @benzenefire
      @benzenefire 8 років тому +2

      It's similar bringing up the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A lot of theists just dismiss it out of hand as a straw man without refuting the analogy properly.

    • @theq4602
      @theq4602 8 років тому +2

      Ramen!

    • @andrewcoughenour9258
      @andrewcoughenour9258 8 років тому +1

      Thats a bad example, Because Sauron is real... :p lmao jk

    • @tofu_golem
      @tofu_golem 8 років тому +1

      Correct response: if you say that Sauron isn't real, then that proves that you secretly believe in Sauron! You just admitted that you think Sauron is real!
      Use their own arguments against them. ;)

  • @jaws2266
    @jaws2266 10 років тому +7

    You just changed my mind.... Fuck non-theism I'm a voltronist now.

    • @dume85
      @dume85 10 років тому +2

      Same! Fuck you Ever other god Voltron is the 5 true gods that can turn into 1 god.

  • @zeldrath_
    @zeldrath_ 9 років тому +18

    I agree with everything you said... except for the He Man/Skeletor assertion. How dare you!

    • @freshairkaboom8171
      @freshairkaboom8171 6 років тому +2

      Ikr! If he-man doesn't exist, where does raw, untamed masculinity and online memes come from?

  • @deadbeatdynamo
    @deadbeatdynamo 11 років тому +1

    NonStampCollector, you made my Saturday night. Big props to you for your argument, or weak cheese for my idea of the weekend? Anyway, subscribed. Now I'd better see more VOLTRON references...

  • @bdpickett
    @bdpickett 4 роки тому +5

    NSC: What if the government allocated funds to build a real Voltron?
    Japan (Ten years later): Hold my sake.

  • @kev868
    @kev868 Рік тому +11

    I don't know if I'll ever stop being a theist, but your videos have taught me more about critical thinking than all my years in a church. Genuinely thankful to have found your channel.

    • @oberonpanopticon
      @oberonpanopticon Рік тому +3

      I wish you the best of luck.

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara 11 місяців тому +2

      May i ask you why you're a theist? And if you're going to answer, please tell me which god. I genuinely want to know

    • @kev868
      @kev868 10 місяців тому +1

      @@d_camara I grew up going to a Christian (Baptist) church. That kinda answers both questions. I first started believing in God because I was taught to by my church and a few family members (only my mom and grandparents are Christian).
      I'm down to talk about why I'm still a theist after this past year of questioning everything I've been taught about God and the Bible.

  • @Roedygr
    @Roedygr 9 років тому +8

    Why would atheists single out Jehovah to secretly believe in instead of some more appealing god like Thor or Zeus or Ganesh?

    • @ashtonk3144
      @ashtonk3144 8 років тому

      +ajs1031 omg im using this xD

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 8 років тому

      Well, we're not refuting Thorists, nor would I dare after what +asj1031 pointed out :p Besides Ganesh opened interdimensional portals at Cern and made conspiracy theorists forget what their favorite breakfast was called in the 1980's. Those are gods to be reckoned with. Jahwe and Allah only make empty threats and hollow promises. Sure, they burnt cities and drowned millions, but they lost all of their power. I think He-Man might have something to do with that...

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 8 років тому +1

      ajs1031
      Lol damn, I didn't think of Dolph Lundrgen until you brought him up, but now that you did I'm not sure.which :p

    • @SeanLKearns
      @SeanLKearns 6 років тому

      Because he "loves" us...
      And by 'love' I mean 'imposes theocracy on'

    • @theoffchannel2054
      @theoffchannel2054 5 років тому

      @ajs1031 wouldn't that be a Nordic Pagan?
      Unless you only believe in Thor.
      There were people who believed in multiple gods but only worshipped one, though.

  • @stubbyhawk1
    @stubbyhawk1 Рік тому +1

    Just found this channel... I love it! ❤ Thank you for putting some sanity into this debate. I really hope you make more videos.

  • @MrG.42
    @MrG.42 2 роки тому +5

    It's now 2022 and I have only just discovered this channel. I have now whatched about 20 of your videos. My new favourite UA-cam channel. Absolutely excellent. Thank you

  • @abhisheksalian9155
    @abhisheksalian9155 9 років тому +19

    love this video, its the best. Just imagine if all country starts taxing this business so called religion, we might solve most of the issues we are facing today. Imaging those money being invested in science especially in medicine and research on cure for diseases. We could have turned this place into heaven, unfortunately this dream is never going to become reality.

  • @clevernameuh
    @clevernameuh 10 років тому +23

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster created Voltron with His Noodley Appendages.
    That is all.

    • @exilfromsanity
      @exilfromsanity 7 років тому +2

      Ramen!

    • @stupidas9466
      @stupidas9466 7 років тому

      Sean Phoenix and who created the flying guy? Spoiler alert...it was the cosmic muffin

    • @theoffchannel2054
      @theoffchannel2054 5 років тому +1

      Ramen!
      Anyone who doesn't believe, prove it! Prove the flying Spaghetti Monster didn't create Voltron!

    • @BigJayKaner
      @BigJayKaner 5 років тому

      Ramen!
      Voltron's mum was a VIRGIN!! Boned senseless and knocked up by His Almighty Noodleness!! (Parmesan Be Upon Him)

    • @elroyfudbucker6806
      @elroyfudbucker6806 5 років тому

      @@BigJayKaner And the sauce of all his power is Paul Newman's Own!

  • @paweld
    @paweld Місяць тому +2

    Who in their right mind would oppose the construction of a giant fighting machine made of five mechanical lions?

  • @juanenfermobastardo337
    @juanenfermobastardo337 9 років тому +5

    I agree on all points (no, I'm not a theist) except,....
    I think a real, true to scale, working Voltron would be pretty damn cool.
    From a practical standpoint, I'm thinking of the advances in material sciences and other technologies involved, and would have no issue paying for it by, say, terminating the F-35 program, the M1-A1 Abhram tank program and doing with two less aircraft carriers.

  • @gasman6996
    @gasman6996 4 роки тому +5

    Thanks Mr Stamp my beliefs have changed I now firmly believe in Voltron all shall bow to Voltron .. hail Voltron like Jesus but not as gay

  • @Star-Powder
    @Star-Powder 4 роки тому +5

    Just finished my midnight prayers to our Lord and Savior Voltron.

    • @damilola_adegunwa
      @damilola_adegunwa 3 роки тому

      ah great, say a few for me as well... wait, how do you pray: "Our Voltron who hath in cosmos, hallow be thy name..."right

  • @Ithaca-vv5dy
    @Ithaca-vv5dy 4 роки тому +2

    Dude, please make more videos. This shit is so good

  • @jamesmedina3297
    @jamesmedina3297 4 роки тому +5

    No, Flying Spaghetti Monster is real and there is no way you can convince me other wise, he came to me in a dream and helped me find my car keys this morning

  • @DrWrapperband
    @DrWrapperband 3 роки тому +3

    Brilliant video - stands the test of time.

  • @jaceh4942
    @jaceh4942 10 років тому +8

    Vultron isn't real?

  • @helo9316
    @helo9316 9 місяців тому +2

    It's crazy how when this video was made he couldn't even use the flat earth debunkers as an argument, because the flat earthers didn't exist

  • @NonStampCollector
    @NonStampCollector  11 років тому +4

    So, are you suggesting that atheists secretly believe in Yahweh?
    I should make a video about that. If I did, would you watch it before commenting on it? I just want to make sure it would be worth my bother...

  • @infiniteloop23
    @infiniteloop23 2 роки тому +3

    hey Voltronism does not sound such a bad idea! At least it's relatively harmless compared to the abrahamic religions!

    • @oberonpanopticon
      @oberonpanopticon Рік тому

      If you took a holy book and replaced every instance of whatever deity’s name with voltron it probably wouldn’t change anything

  • @Animemania1234
    @Animemania1234 10 років тому +12

    I'm now being forced to say the pledge of allegiance every morning.....
    I shut my mouth at "Under God" because it's going too far.......

    • @Emrysnilrem
      @Emrysnilrem 10 років тому +4

      plus you're promising your loyalty to a piece of drapery

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 10 років тому +5

      Are you actually forced? I don't think that's a legal requirement for anyone to say any of it

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 10 років тому +5

      ***** I've heard that it happens quite a bit in school though it is illegal to force it. *sigh*
      I'm Canadian and wish I knew better when I was young to NOT stand for our national anthem. I reject it because it's not secular and I am not patriotic

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 10 років тому +1

      ***** *sigh* bull-crap. They shouldn't have made others leave the room, either.

  • @uglypinkeraser
    @uglypinkeraser 11 місяців тому +10

    As a born and raised Voltron believer this video really hit home for me

  • @rafaelallenblock
    @rafaelallenblock 5 років тому

    I love how Sarah Palin shows up during the Voltron segement...LOL I wish you would do some more vids, these are instant CLASSICS! I'd especially love to see a series taking on all the major apologetics currently in vogue on the youtubes. Great stuff!

  • @bsmith8063
    @bsmith8063 5 років тому +11

    I had to pause the video toward the end there, because I was with you on the Voltron and God thing but... Look here sir, He-Man is real! And there’s nothing you can say to change my mind, heretic. Lol

  • @davebowman760
    @davebowman760 4 роки тому +3

    bUt MY rELigIoN iS dIfFeReNt fRoM oThErS

  • @debbys-abqnm4537
    @debbys-abqnm4537 4 роки тому +2

    Almost 11 years later... excellent arguments, NonStampCollector! The only small problem I have is that I have yet, in +65 years of life, to see a picture of an actual, living ostrich "sticking its head in the sand." Talk about cartoons! (Note that Disney started the myth that lemmings commit mass suicides, too.) As ostriches have strong legs and a wicked kick, and of course can run fast if they so desire, it is highly likely they will stand and fight and their enemy will retire from the battle field with severe injuries. So while I know why you used those drawings, they don't help your argument really.... Other than that, you're doing a great job!

  • @3dge--runner
    @3dge--runner 9 років тому +11

    fucking love you man,

  • @SnakPakFlight
    @SnakPakFlight 10 років тому +16

    You, my friend, are the greatest modern philosopher I know. Technically, there is no longer any need for philosophy since science has left it in the dust. However, so many people choose not to believe in science and philosophy is needed to turn them toward a realistic and scientific world view. I cite your videos to everyone I know who is in need of a reality check. Thank you for taking such time to make these videos. Your satire skill rank is jedi.

    • @TalonSky
      @TalonSky 10 років тому +8

      I disagree with you. Science is the sum and pursuit of knowledge, but philosophy at it's core is the question of how best to apply, or not apply, that knowledge to things.

    • @DABATTLESUIT
      @DABATTLESUIT 6 років тому +1

      I don't think you know what philosophy is. You realize science can be qualified as a type of philosophy.

  • @pvtjonsn
    @pvtjonsn 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you for what you do

  • @Roedygr
    @Roedygr 11 років тому +2

    Conjecture: To win a debate with a creationist you must offer bait -- a weak argument. Otherwise they will just ignore it. Then slowly corner them letting them think they are winning, giving them lots of rope to say truly stupid things. This argument was too strong.

  • @mickymillersson4376
    @mickymillersson4376 10 років тому +12

    I really believe that creationists don't get irony!

  • @matildastanford7019
    @matildastanford7019 Рік тому +4

    Now that's a religion l could live with.....
    All hail voltron!
    defender of the universe
    perveyor of Ramen.

  • @MJ-pu5lf
    @MJ-pu5lf 3 роки тому +4

    Also, its fun to make fun of christianity, and it makes for a great youtube channel.

    • @Daniel-wr9ql
      @Daniel-wr9ql 3 роки тому +2

      I totally support this claim

  • @JonathanChaotic
    @JonathanChaotic 11 місяців тому

    Already watch you regularly, but the Voltron thumbnail is what caught my eye and that's why I clicked because I thought it was a glitch and I'm a sucker for 80s robots. I've heard much of this in different ways from you and others, but this Voltron variation reminded me how easy this point is to make and how creative we can get with it. I might use some of this.

  • @Bezaliel13
    @Bezaliel13 8 років тому +4

    All hail Voltron!

  • @kingacrisius
    @kingacrisius 20 днів тому +3

    Smh NonStampCollector, clearly you secretly believe in Voltron. After all, why would you bring him up if you don't believe he exists?

  • @MAXMANUSMANOFWAR
    @MAXMANUSMANOFWAR 3 роки тому +3

    In Voltron we trust!

  • @beasthunter4003
    @beasthunter4003 Місяць тому +2

    Oh he not playin
    He not playin?
    He is NOT playin

  • @thedramaticarab
    @thedramaticarab 11 років тому +3

    I think Christians and atheists are speaking two different languages. In the eyes of Christians (many of them, since I don't like to generalize), God is the only trustworthy source of morality which is why they might think that an atheist has no morals. To them it's as simple as: God = Morals, so No God = No Morals.
    It's possible for societies to decide what they think is right and prosper without reference to any books which claim to be the ultimate, objective source of morality in a way similar to the Christian's reasoning. For example, Lying = No reliable way of getting information = Can't get things done that would rely on that information = Society falls apart SOOOOOOO...Telling the truth = Reliable way of getting information = Get things done which rely on that information = Society becomes more stable
    Now apply that method to other things such as murder and stealing.

    • @GavTatu
      @GavTatu 11 років тому

      do you mean their god, or any other god ?
      but of course, one does not need a god to be good, are you being good for goods sake, or out of fear of a god ?
      'do not unto others' can apply to either believer or non believer, we can all empathise with not liking to feel bad.

  • @__cornflake__4252
    @__cornflake__4252 4 роки тому +5

    GUYS I PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF POWER RANGERS
    1. EITHER THE POWER RANGERS ARE REAL OR VOLTRON IS REAL
    2. VOLTRON IS NOT REAL
    3. THE POWER RANGERS ARE REAL!1!!!!!!!!!!11!11!1!1!!11!111!!!!

    • @pagjimaagjinen9733
      @pagjimaagjinen9733 3 роки тому

      Damn. My eyes have been opened to the truth

    • @stika1055
      @stika1055 3 роки тому

      you genius, anyone who doesnt know this obvious truth kills kids, evil monsters, anyway, wanna kill kids