Jerma Gets Kidnapped - Jerma Plays Play With Me (Long Edit)

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • Doesn't take long for him to feel at home, like he's used to the surroundings
    Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
    #Jerma985 #jerma

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  • @jordynensor2081
    @jordynensor2081 5 місяців тому +752

    crazy ass opener. 33 seconds and he’s already talking about playing with himself and bugs that aren’t real

    • @bigboi9763
      @bigboi9763 5 місяців тому

      i cant believe people WATCH this FREAK. he can't even light a match...

    • @TheUnicornChicken
      @TheUnicornChicken 5 місяців тому +42

      worst of all, he still has the windows store pinned to his taskbar
      its so joever

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 5 місяців тому

      “ass opener”

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium 5 місяців тому +20

      @@TheUnicornChicken and the mail app. WHAT A BOOMER

    • @the-red-thing
      @the-red-thing 5 місяців тому +9

      Sick Zervert

  • @mlwtapout2358
    @mlwtapout2358 5 місяців тому +396

    "This game's one of those games that uses the microphone!" - **Can't figure out that he's the one blowing out the match for 45 minutes**

  • @Zyxxx101
    @Zyxxx101 5 місяців тому +129

    INSANE streamer PLAYS WITH HIMSELF LIVE infront of A MILLION CONCENRED VIEWERS

  • @flannigann777
    @flannigann777 5 місяців тому +61

    The upbeat ska in the middle of this strange hostage horror game and the slow, pensive raise of the phone as it’s aggressively ringing to you in :) tone

  • @Greg-the-Guy
    @Greg-the-Guy 5 місяців тому +255

    Woah, this was one of the first streams I caught live. I still remember the chat conspiring to gaslight him into typing e621. You're really digging up some deep cuts, Mr. Truck.

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon 5 місяців тому +69

    Imagine the phone has some kind of gambling game like blackjack, he ain't escaping until either in debt while repeating "next one I'll repay everything in one go" or become Mr. Greenz.

  • @willyb4091
    @willyb4091 5 місяців тому +84

    This is the most emotionally distraught I've ever seen jerma

    • @satanprobably
      @satanprobably 5 місяців тому +1

      The Thing face messed him up pretty good too

  • @pandamsillybones
    @pandamsillybones 5 місяців тому +56

    30 seconds in and he's already losing it

  • @PigGuy2301
    @PigGuy2301 5 місяців тому +34

    "HMM...INCORRECT CODE?"🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @GracefulJabberwocky
    @GracefulJabberwocky 5 місяців тому +133

    jerma plays with his dumptruck

  • @scribeslendy595
    @scribeslendy595 4 місяці тому +11

    >"Will this guy stop talking?"
    >Talking over the opening narration

  • @theofriese4162
    @theofriese4162 5 місяців тому +58

    perfect dump for dinner, thank you, mr. truck!

  • @civilizedfellow
    @civilizedfellow 5 місяців тому +24

    Love how this turned from a video game to a mental breakdown to AI Trump to Jerma laughing at French Chinese people.

  • @Bjorn_IronBall
    @Bjorn_IronBall 5 місяців тому +20

    Amazing stream it genuinely feels like he is insane

    • @NudCanFly
      @NudCanFly 4 місяці тому +3

      That’s because he is

  • @wheag
    @wheag 5 місяців тому +141

    if anyone over the age of 60 was recommended this video they would genuinely think it's a hostage situation what on earth compelled you to make such a thumbnail

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 5 місяців тому +33

      Two hours of Jerma begging you to purchase gift cards-it’s the only currency the kidnappers will accept

    • @KatrissaBallet
      @KatrissaBallet 5 місяців тому +10

      they have to discern the real jerma from the minion one we generated from ai and they wouldn’t be able to

  • @plokijum
    @plokijum 5 місяців тому +24

    Love how they they credited Kevin for his music 😇 🙏

    • @phalanxiatheroan863
      @phalanxiatheroan863 5 місяців тому +23

      It's actually in his websites terms and conditions for media usage. If you can't afford to buy the tracks used in your media you must credit him for the work. Which is a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

  • @Lucy-dg9en
    @Lucy-dg9en 5 місяців тому +28

    Congrats on getting jerma to play with you! 🎉

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 5 місяців тому +24

    I fucking love how somehow Jerma thought the Kim Jong Un voice was a THICK French accent

  • @Dechermang
    @Dechermang 5 місяців тому +6

    INSANE streamer locks VIEWER in room to PLAY with him

  • @calberorvolo7155
    @calberorvolo7155 5 місяців тому +17

    Dumptruck you spoil us

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +1

      Doing gods work

  • @MortalSNO
    @MortalSNO 5 місяців тому +6

    I dropped my phone because i thought there was a bug on my screen at the beginning and i wasnt paying attention

  • @Fataltyler08
    @Fataltyler08 5 місяців тому +10

    The Gas... IS COMING... OUT JERMA'S DUMPTRUCK

  • @atmos1434
    @atmos1434 5 місяців тому +28

    I don't know why but the character voice makes my joints ache

    • @argento-pyrite
      @argento-pyrite Місяць тому +1

      I think the tears, snot, and drool coming out from your eyes, nose and mouth due to you being paralyzed is causing your brain to interpret them as rain.
      So, I think you got to check that out. Idk.

  • @pango9519
    @pango9519 3 місяці тому +3

    You can tell right from the beginning that this is an older one because he’s doing the radio broadcaster voice

  • @orpharion-l4t
    @orpharion-l4t 5 місяців тому +10

    Nearly ok

  • @lampaca488
    @lampaca488 5 місяців тому +1

    That tennis mini game was actually insane holy hell
    I had a bad case of schadenfreude 😭😂

  • @aIasdair
    @aIasdair Місяць тому +2

    41:02 "i'll rip its GUUTS out"

  • @boligonautas168
    @boligonautas168 5 місяців тому +6

    jerma is playing with you??!!

  • @designatedred
    @designatedred 3 місяці тому

    Changing the ringtone was perfect 👌

  • @largeproblem
    @largeproblem 4 місяці тому +4

    this is the epitome of the average jerma stream;
    - jerma getting distracted by minigames
    - jerma having to restart the game because he messed up
    - jerma not understanding a fundamental gameplay mechanic
    - jerma getting distracted by something completely unrelated
    - a joke that involves playing a sound effect from his phone
    - jerma ending the stream with an IRL bit that ultimately doesn't amount to much beyond him merely messing around
    it's got it all!

  • @ninakuup21
    @ninakuup21 3 місяці тому

    Man I shouldnt have watched this while trying to sleep, literally wheezing to the space fighters bit

  • @JellyCubess
    @JellyCubess 5 місяців тому +20

    I have no idea what this game is, so the title just sounds like Dumptruck kidnapped jerma and forced him to play board games

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +2

      Jerma plays with his dump truck?????????

  • @GodsFavoritePincushion
    @GodsFavoritePincushion 5 місяців тому +80

    The narrator's voice is making me irrationally furious

    • @goongalass930
      @goongalass930 5 місяців тому +6

      i love the narrator

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 5 місяців тому +6

      Yeah I understand

    • @kerokero_furogu
      @kerokero_furogu 5 місяців тому +42

      It's like someone invented their own accent, and made it as unreasonable as possible.

    • @deadaccount03791
      @deadaccount03791 4 місяці тому +7

      he somehow sounds both french and cantonese at the same time

    • @_marcy3291
      @_marcy3291 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kerokero_furogu its a polish accent

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 5 місяців тому +5

    Jerma Plays Space Attack

  • @sumthinsumthin6196
    @sumthinsumthin6196 5 місяців тому +6

    Thank you dumpster ❤️

  • @Bio1203
    @Bio1203 5 місяців тому +15

    1:33 uh im sorry, **who** just subscribed??

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +5

      Toddler diddler, I believe

  • @lunathetrip3241
    @lunathetrip3241 5 місяців тому +7

    i humbly request stardew valley long edits...the only ones are from like 8 years ago and they're so short with very 2016 editing
    and there's a couple others but it's only stream 1-3 and the compression and framerate is horrible

  • @waggsbannin99
    @waggsbannin99 5 місяців тому +3

    it's a puzzle game, i figured the creator didn't patch the save corruption upon reload
    great design tbh

    • @waggsbannin99
      @waggsbannin99 5 місяців тому

      he will patch it, after a while

  • @Lu_phonics
    @Lu_phonics 5 місяців тому +2

    MENTALLY DERANGED STREAMER "PLAYS WITH HIMSELF" IN FRONT OF PUBLIC INTERNET AUDIENCE

  • @sam-ky9sj
    @sam-ky9sj 5 місяців тому +32

    I understand that streaming a game is stressful and makes you a bit scatterbrained trying to balance stream and gameplay but him not zooming in stressed me out sm.

    • @sam-ky9sj
      @sam-ky9sj 5 місяців тому +4

      He should've already understood he needed to zoom out/in with the first piece of paper too. He would not survive a horror movie..

    • @Armbee
      @Armbee 5 місяців тому +64

      @@sam-ky9sj give him a break he's not used to being the victim in these situations

    • @sam-ky9sj
      @sam-ky9sj 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Armbee lmaoo

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +4

      His boomer eyes needs to refocus by zooming in/out physically

    • @NOTHINGTOSEEAHAHAH
      @NOTHINGTOSEEAHAHAH 5 місяців тому +21

      tbf that feature wasnt even included in the initial release, the dev expected people to see the tiny numbers from 100 feet away in the dark and only added it in thanks to all the feedback. all the mechanics in general are just not explained at all

  • @izzuou
    @izzuou 5 місяців тому +9

    protagonist sounds like skwisgaar skwigelf

  • @Gizzardx0
    @Gizzardx0 5 місяців тому +4

    thanks

  • @furkannsb
    @furkannsb 4 місяці тому +3

    22:34 hardest i've ever laughed

  • @avemflamma
    @avemflamma 5 місяців тому +1

    THANK YOU GOATED DUMPTRUCK

  • @Jacket430
    @Jacket430 5 місяців тому

    🎶Jesus is a friend of mine! 🎶

  • @MRFISH-rs6sq
    @MRFISH-rs6sq 5 місяців тому +19

    if only he just played with me phone the ENTIRE stream

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 5 місяців тому

    29:25 actual psychosis. this is the mind of a person who thinks they are a targeted individual

  • @cmac237
    @cmac237 3 місяці тому +1

    7.99 right down the drain

  • @qwe-de7xd
    @qwe-de7xd 5 місяців тому +1

    The main character sounds like takemura

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 5 місяців тому

    so the headache meter...is that for when jerma almost puts himself in a coma from laughing?

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh my god, I completely forgot about this one and I watched it live even!
    sa-RAH!

  • @waggsbannin99
    @waggsbannin99 5 місяців тому

    Look up exclusive gabe newell interview some time to understand what he's referring to at 1:21:20

  • @Immortal_Fish
    @Immortal_Fish 2 місяці тому

    how long was he playing that mobile game for in the actual stream? lmao

  • @spoon5307
    @spoon5307 5 місяців тому +7

    People in this video: Markiplier?

  • @doomrider0
    @doomrider0 5 місяців тому +1

    4:49 if you unfocus your eyes you can read the code without changing your distance from the screen

  • @olive4200
    @olive4200 4 місяці тому +1

    before i start, does this edit have jumpscares (i'm a total wuss)

    • @ohitspep
      @ohitspep 4 місяці тому +5

      Nope, not scary at all

  • @ssp0ke
    @ssp0ke 5 місяців тому +1

    17k views in 21 hours andy

  • @MilquetoastJJ
    @MilquetoastJJ 5 місяців тому +2

    When was this streamed?

  • @cmac237
    @cmac237 3 місяці тому

    1:02:45 how did he get that code?

  • @THEJesusChristyoutubechannel
    @THEJesusChristyoutubechannel 5 місяців тому

    13:25

  • @hasanatique2371
    @hasanatique2371 5 місяців тому +1

    🙃

  • @Bloom10
    @Bloom10 5 місяців тому +5

    I appreciate you for taking your precious time and editing these long videos I would suggest something that would make it even better, if possibe please add chat overlay we would love to see chat because at times they are funny and add a fun watching experience ❤

  • @nuggetbuns1380
    @nuggetbuns1380 5 місяців тому +9

    this is the worst game on earth

  • @idrinksnot
    @idrinksnot 5 місяців тому +11

    this game is so shit

  • @hikari67
    @hikari67 5 місяців тому +8

    When you question whether it's AI voiced or not, it's looking bad for the voice actors xD

    • @-thechocoholic-7604
      @-thechocoholic-7604 5 місяців тому +18

      Just someone who's first language isn't English who's trying their best lmao. Clearly, judging by all the weird spelling and such.

    • @NOTHINGTOSEEAHAHAH
      @NOTHINGTOSEEAHAHAH 5 місяців тому +15

      its a polish game dev, mans trying his best

    • @nottucks
      @nottucks 5 місяців тому +3

      So rude :(

    • @clown-cat
      @clown-cat 15 годин тому

      @@NOTHINGTOSEEAHAHAH dude's using "xD" in 2024, pretty sure they're aware lmao
      and i wouldn't call that lazy translation work "trying his best", unless it's actually a solo dev. but even then, how do you not know a single person who actually knows english?

  • @Dimiranger
    @Dimiranger 3 місяці тому +2

    tennis.elf must be made by the same person as chili time

  • @MrSanctuarys
    @MrSanctuarys 5 місяців тому +2

    IVAN OOZE & ZORDON. REAL BOOMER SHIT