The most terrfying thing to see when your house is on fire, is a firefighter recklessly drive to the scene, come to a driving halt. Then jump out and say "How do I put the fire out? How do I put the fire out! Oh wait a hose?".
55:24 This is pretty accurate, actually. In Lost Dogs, Jerma drove on the "right" side of the road even though in Britain you're supposed to be driving on the left. He literally will take which ever road is not the correct one.
For future me, WHOAH is at 10:29, he went like ba-BOOM is at 18:31, hit by a car is at 24:42, no I can't is at 24:55, if I have sound available is at 45:13, dive into van is at 1:06:37, manslaughter is at 1:17:56
13:13 Jerma not noticing the stretcher fall out the back of the open ambulance back doors like a slippery hotdog between some dry buns and then gaslighting chat is peak Jerma
17:46 you can see him resisting the urge to push the patient like a stroller and/or grocery cart and it kills me and puts a Goofy/trollface smile on my face
Boy, this one throws you in on the deep end. Doesn't even explain code 3. Doesn't explain why you can punch as a medic (ask a medic how many fistfights they get into for some hilarious stories). Doesn't explain why Jerma is so small.
You joke about the medic running up a hill with a bag, but I've seen ambulances park several hundred meters from a crash and have to wheel a stretcher all that distance up a road to get to a patient and wheel them all the way back. Basically the same thing.
38:43 Oh my god for crying out loud Jeremy Elbertson how many times can someone say "Hose on the ladder" before you understand that it means there's a HOSE ON THE LADDER?
imagine fighting for your life on the side of the road after a freak traffic accident and Jerma is the first responder to pull up. I'd just give up fighting and let god take me.
Pog, new contender in the Jerma editor arena! I actually like the long edits since I work a long time in my PC and I could actually get some context on the funny moment than simply having the highlight of the funny moment, so I'm blessed to have you give me more Jerma content in one video.
imagine watching your business going up in flames, possibly with people still trapped inside and you see the firefighter spelling his name with the house in the street lmao
The first time when he pulled away and the dude fell out, I died, like the guy that got stuffed into the trunk and then the car got driven into the sea.
As a volunteer firefighter of 18 years, I kept wanting to yell at my screen Everytime he did something wrong lol And I always hated the Roto-Ray light ( rotating light on the front of the fire truck, luckily it's an option that alot of people don't pick)
I know I might be in the minority here, but I love sassy chat not 5 minutes into Jerma talking and telling him to shush, it happened again on Elden ring lol
I'll never understand how random twitch viewers can (and will!) shell out thousands of dollars to an internet funnyman... Great watch! Really makes me glad he hasn't *actually* ran for office
40:00 hey boss, sorry i was late to work today. the worlds most incompetent firefighter parked his truck in the middle of an intersection and then dicked around with the hose for an hour while the diner burned to a crisp.
If I had a nickel for everytime a famous rapper was a fan of a livestreamer I liked I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice, right?
"Not fair!" He cries while attempting to fatally injure the EMT trying to save someone's life from the psychotic Ambulance-riding serial killer.
I'm glad that first chat message gave Jerma such an accurate first impression for 2020
The most terrfying thing to see when your house is on fire, is a firefighter recklessly drive to the scene, come to a driving halt. Then jump out and say "How do I put the fire out? How do I put the fire out! Oh wait a hose?".
57:30 Chat: "This isn't suppose to be a fantasy game" *Jerma proceeds to pick a tall police officer as his character*
55:24 This is pretty accurate, actually. In Lost Dogs, Jerma drove on the "right" side of the road even though in Britain you're supposed to be driving on the left. He literally will take which ever road is not the correct one.
For future me, WHOAH is at 10:29, he went like ba-BOOM is at 18:31, hit by a car is at 24:42, no I can't is at 24:55, if I have sound available is at 45:13, dive into van is at 1:06:37, manslaughter is at 1:17:56
his absolute inability to read instructions is going to make me scream, what a psycho
For real, it's like he's brain-damaged.
i love how there are First Responder expert players in Jerma's chat
13:13 Jerma not noticing the stretcher fall out the back of the open ambulance back doors like a slippery hotdog between some dry buns and then gaslighting chat is peak Jerma
17:50 I cant funkin vreathe
17:46 you can see him resisting the urge to push the patient like a stroller and/or grocery cart and it kills me and puts a Goofy/trollface smile on my face
Boy, this one throws you in on the deep end. Doesn't even explain code 3. Doesn't explain why you can punch as a medic (ask a medic how many fistfights they get into for some hilarious stories). Doesn't explain why Jerma is so small.
You joke about the medic running up a hill with a bag, but I've seen ambulances park several hundred meters from a crash and have to wheel a stretcher all that distance up a road to get to a patient and wheel them all the way back. Basically the same thing.
38:43 Oh my god for crying out loud Jeremy Elbertson how many times can someone say "Hose on the ladder" before you understand that it means there's a HOSE ON THE LADDER?
imagine fighting for your life on the side of the road after a freak traffic accident and Jerma is the first responder to pull up. I'd just give up fighting and let god take me.
I dont care if my whole house was on fire, If Jerma broke down my door with a fireaxe, I am going to scream.
20:32 activated my fight or flight response
" why do I have my blinker on?".....*drives off a cliff*
Being volunteer EMS gives me a greater appreciation of this game than I ever thought possible
Pog, new contender in the Jerma editor arena!
I actually like the long edits since I work a long time in my PC and I could actually get some context on the funny moment than simply having the highlight of the funny moment, so I'm blessed to have you give me more Jerma content in one video.
jerma was the drunk driver the whole time
4:24 "So I have to go help people?" Jeramy asked as he writhed in disgust, the very nature of his being fighting against all odds to be a good person.
imagine watching your business going up in flames, possibly with people still trapped inside and you see the firefighter spelling his name with the house in the street lmao
The fact that "call as many EMTs as you can" was one of the first suggestions only for it to inexplicably happen as a firefighter is just incredible
“If theres sound available, I can hear better”
I love Jeremy and his silly inability to understand pulse and heart rhythms aren’t always indicative of each other 14:00
Lmao he was wondering why the criminals had a fan on in the diner when he was the one who put it there as a firefighter.
The first time when he pulled away and the dude fell out, I died, like the guy that got stuffed into the trunk and then the car got driven into the sea.
As a volunteer firefighter of 18 years, I kept wanting to yell at my screen Everytime he did something wrong lol
And I always hated the Roto-Ray light ( rotating light on the front of the fire truck, luckily it's an option that alot of people don't pick)
The medic bag never moves
20:31 the flashback was so clear I could practically hear the silly spray
30:26 me upon arriving to the local gentleman’s club and finding that there is naught a single attractive wench for me to lust for:
you should know that upon clicking that I made a noise that injured my throat
It's 30:05 now. This is one of my favorite comments, by the way.
"Alrighty! Let's get you to the Hospital!"
"...Wheres the hospital?.."
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Unironically better AI than Cyberpunk
Jerma not seeing the medic bag really pissed me off
Loving your edits
Watching Jerma play this was infuriating, he was actively doing the wrong thing while the game told him what to do in the lower part of the screen
The "cartoon" thing on the front of the fire truck is called a Rotoray, they are awesome
I know I might be in the minority here, but I love sassy chat not 5 minutes into Jerma talking and telling him to shush, it happened again on Elden ring lol
1:03:00 holy shit did not expect to be able to use the trunk
I like the part when he pulls the gun out and it just falls apart.
She don't believe in shooting stars
But she believe in shoes and cars
I'll never understand how random twitch viewers can (and will!) shell out thousands of dollars to an internet funnyman...
Great watch! Really makes me glad he hasn't *actually* ran for office
Phylactery's mom is going to be so mad when she sees her credit card statement.
1:04:08 "I'm fine." He says as the woman in his trunk slowly succumbs to drowning
Fuck, laughing while trying to swallow orange juice then having it go up your nose is painful as fuck
Oh my god I love this kanye song
1:07:30 No drinking and walking
why didnt he just get the fucking med bag oh my fucking god jeremy please
40:00 hey boss, sorry i was late to work today. the worlds most incompetent firefighter parked his truck in the middle of an intersection and then dicked around with the hose for an hour while the diner burned to a crisp.
Why does he sound like he's in a constant laughing
least abrupt video end
21:29 of course hes immune, he ubered
joel got the first case of covid 19 in america, bet
i thought it said fist responder and he went to the location of the call and beat the shit out of them
why does everything happen in that diner
Joel got covid early on
1:44
the donation paypigs ruin the vibe
35:04 😟😟
If I had a nickel for everytime a famous rapper was a fan of a livestreamer I liked I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice, right?
who else
@@idk-l5r7q If I recall correctly, T-Pain and Moistcritical (otherwise known by penguinz0 or Charlie) enjoy each other's work.
:)
Man i like these kinda games cause you can play l;ike its real and have so much fun like in CoD Modern Warfare
2020 in 2024 is crazy 💀
You say that like Jerma streams go bad, they don't mold
@Aurelius_unofficial I don't think you even know what I'm talking about, because it's not his streams. it's how late I am to his streams
First!