If a webcam doesn’t turn on with Jerma’s nose and face coated with baby powder gritting his teeth trading stocks i will be disappointed in a missed opportunity
How do you do it dump. Every time I think, dumptruck can’t possibly get better than this, this is peak dumptruck. And then DAYS later you’ve OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAIN!!!!
oh i love jerma for being so cool and choose to play shovelware games over popular titles, hes like your grandma who bought you knock-pff games on christmas and not having a clue that these games are utter garbage
I swear does Jeremy play at like 480p resolution where he actually can't tell what the fuck is going on? "Grand Toilet"? It's gold. And he says it wrong twice. That does seem like something he would do. He is a very strange small man.
@@smrxtc6520you're profiting off of civil war and using lobbyists to stop other stocks from getting too high. The best you can do is not be in the public eye because they'll never like you.
The game is a metaphor. It’s basically sending the message of no matter how big you want to get or how much you consume. You will always want more, and that cycle never ends
and the only winner is the guys at the top who use these traders as pawns and create a hostile stressful enviroment. also a sorta cult mentality too as jerma showed when he defended the heartless bosses in court like they dont care about him at all even though he is vice president. they will use him as a patsy. its a disguesting system
The Jerma famine (2023-current), also known as the Jermamite famine or the Drought of Jex, is an ongoing crisis in the UA-cam and Twitch communities where afflicted users are suffering the effects of a widespread scarcity in new Jerma985 content
Wow, I can't believe Jerma985, full name Jeremy Elbertson, resident of Las Vegas, has personally endorsed and uploaded almost ninety minutes of sincere, real-life, professional opinion on the movement of various capital markets, advice which he offers in an official capacity as a financial advisor! I can't wait to stake my life savings on various stocks under the justified belief that this professional advice is delivered accurately and in good faith!
@@Goosiepoo ye dont day trade, and even money market funds are better than ur money sitting in a bank account. if u can get a qualified account do it for tax purposes. (not financial advice )
can you reupload this but with the unedited stream playing in my right ear while the long edit plays in my left, this would help me focus
Also farting and screaming in both ears thanx
Dont forget subway surfers playing on the side AND some weirdo squishing goop beside it
Also a giant red pulsating mass that is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen before
If you could bass boost the audio by at least 6 decibels too that would be fantastic, thank you so much Mr editor.
Make it vertical. Appreciate it.
He sounds exactly like a real stock trader
1:27:12
@@yeoremuthare677 Well, thats not what I was expecting
this is really good financial advice
The fact that Jerma thinks to much and fails instantly at the questions and get roasted by the game is absolute gold
"im gonna go long on murder" -Jerma985
i got inside information from my murderer friend they said its really gonna boom this year
If a webcam doesn’t turn on with Jerma’s nose and face coated with baby powder gritting his teeth trading stocks i will be disappointed in a missed opportunity
Mr Greenz younger, more tech savvy brother: Kid Green
Skye on Friday, dumptruck on Saturday what a great weekend
How do you do it dump. Every time I think, dumptruck can’t possibly get better than this, this is peak dumptruck. And then DAYS later you’ve OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAIN!!!!
When you have that big of an ass, life just gets easier
outdumped himsalf
Love how the courts issue wasn't really with the illegality, just that they didn't get a cut.
I like how the game had a Stockbrokers Union joke, yeah like ok and whats next? A Union for police officers? The game is such good satire ngl
oh i love jerma for being so cool and choose to play shovelware games over popular titles, hes like your grandma who bought you knock-pff games on christmas and not having a clue that these games are utter garbage
Chucky cheese stock dipping due to Jerma is truly an incredible cannon event 53:14
I think its so funny how Jerma plays the part perfectly
1:15:44 like he sounds insane here its so funny
This one is one of my favorit streams ever, highly underrated Jerma classic
I swear does Jeremy play at like 480p resolution where he actually can't tell what the fuck is going on? "Grand Toilet"? It's gold. And he says it wrong twice.
That does seem like something he would do. He is a very strange small man.
Normal monitor but he is sitting 10 feet away
The music in this game has no business being this hard.
It's unsettling that the highest rating you can get for public opinion is "indifferent"
How so?
even that is too high for what the parasite class deserves ☕
Indifference means they can do whatever they want @@smrxtc6520
@@smrxtc6520you're profiting off of civil war and using lobbyists to stop other stocks from getting too high. The best you can do is not be in the public eye because they'll never like you.
Unsettling? More like realistic.
The game is a metaphor. It’s basically sending the message of no matter how big you want to get or how much you consume. You will always want more, and that cycle never ends
and the only winner is the guys at the top who use these traders as pawns and create a hostile stressful enviroment. also a sorta cult mentality too as jerma showed when he defended the heartless bosses in court like they dont care about him at all even though he is vice president. they will use him as a patsy. its a disguesting system
i’m glad he’s buying stocks at his retirement home
90 minutes of that one bit where jerma says money in an evil tone
Jerma re-stream, Mac and Cheese Review, and now THIS
Things are looking up
Im a 31 year old boomer and i love your jerma longdumps. Thanks for the hard work truck daddy.
I love this one so much
i love succession
God giveth and god taketh away, But dumptruck only giveth.
I will use this as financial advice going forward. Thank you mr Jerma
Wall Street Andy
rip the best to ever do it
40:04 "I have an open trade. In what? uooooaaHHHHHHHuooooo!"🤣
one of my favorite streams, i love the moment when jerma gets the "day trading bad" message
Bro that guy asking for the reupload has gotta be jermas mom
give it to me dumpy
Aquafirma is an alternative universe character of jerma as a mermaid
Dumptruck is feeding us well
your long edits are the only thing keeping me alive right now
CRAZED CAPITALIST streamer sent into a FRENZY at the prospect of STOCKS and MONEY
thanks for the jerma! thank you once again
Basically Jerma winning at his own casino.
we're gonna sell at 10 sell at 11 sell at 10 SELL AT 10 GOT IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT.
57:47 did he just purr
The Jerma famine (2023-current), also known as the Jermamite famine or the Drought of Jex, is an ongoing crisis in the UA-cam and Twitch communities where afflicted users are suffering the effects of a widespread scarcity in new Jerma985 content
I'd rather watch vods than the boring live action shit he does with eceleb friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@RancorousSea i smoke crack
@@RancorousSea i do heroin
I don't understand this game at all but I'm watching because Jerma funny
Wooo another long edit🎉
Jerma Gambling On Stream Part Shmee
Another one already!?
mmph, i just ate, Im so full of dumptruck.
patch in cocaine and quaaludes instead of coffee and tea and you got a game.
For future me, Jerma crashing cheese stock is at 53:19
An awesome edit to go along with this one would be the Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator stream or Universal Paperclips ngl.
I LOVE THIS STREAM SO MUCH THANKS FOR THIS
1:15:43 one of the few times where i genuinely feel a little afraid of jerma
nice to see jerma finally land that position at delloite
All I'm saying is that if Patrick Bateman were a day trader...
1:15:43 is the jerma beware intro.
Money.
One of my favorites, thanks so much dumptruck!!
dumptruck you’re my hero
"i have to pay 1 million, that's awesome, i have 10 million in the bank!"
annnnnd that's actually why our country is evil
Wow, I can't believe Jerma985, full name Jeremy Elbertson, resident of Las Vegas, has personally endorsed and uploaded almost ninety minutes of sincere, real-life, professional opinion on the movement of various capital markets, advice which he offers in an official capacity as a financial advisor! I can't wait to stake my life savings on various stocks under the justified belief that this professional advice is delivered accurately and in good faith!
I followed the advice of this stream and now I’m being summoned to court. What do I do?
13:03 - this is unironically what I think on days I can't WFH
this is greed in the biblical sense. a sickening glimpse into a rotted world
1:21:22 😭😭
i was hoping someone would comment lololol
good edit unpaid viewer 👍
Are you ever gonna do sims 1 jerma playthrough?
This is my actual stock market strategy. Please delet this
nancy pelosi simulator
Jerma is good at making smart games entertaining for dumb people
UPLOADED 2 HOURS AGO
can you add chat to these, i love em
as an investment trader this is somewhat hard to watch 😅
do you have any advice
@@Goosiepoo ye dont day trade, and even money market funds are better than ur money sitting in a bank account. if u can get a qualified account do it for tax purposes. (not financial advice )
@@JE06productmuch appreciated :D
I can't believe we lost him.... Honestly, I didn't think it would hurt like this. Missing you every day brother
what
miss ya big man