This Children's Channel Is Basically A Horror Movie
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- Опубліковано 8 сер 2018
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Have you ever wished you could traumatize your child by making them watch a horror movie that they will end up feeling partly responsible for? Of course you have! And so have Chad Wild Clay and Vy Qwaint. These top tier content creators make spooky content for 3 year old children the likes of which the world has never seen.
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The Gregs have taken over. We’re too powerful
Okay!
no
Ok
Danny Gonzalez ok, we all need the sponsorship money
My boy Chad looking like a discount Zuckerberg
@@echsemia no you do it
@@diseasedw0rm514 I don't use reddit anymore 😂
@@echsemia oof well im too lazy to do it
@@echsemia the Red White and Blue version.
r/rareinsults
The lake is uncomfortably blue and I don’t appreciate it
プリングルズ缶の中の猫 lmao i agree
it is some blue ass water
I know why it's blue, because the pond monster abuses the pond and the pond is sad 😢
People dye their ponds sometimes, it’s really weird, my aunt did hers pink... it’s super gross
Lol have you seen the pools in miami? They’re actually so so blue
danny is a certified laid back girly girl.
stop talking about news we've known for years now
@@jennibeck1Fr
4 years later, the hacker/stalker storyline is still going strong
I'm pretty sure the main storyline ended at least
Really?
@@plugshirt1762 it's just like drama and romantic shi
Wait really??????
Wait really?.?.?.???
She straight up shined a light in her own face and said she can't see anything. Hilarious
FAT JAXSON LMAOOOOOOOO
I know....You were supposed to shine it to the path... Not your fricking face
True though
@@max-nw2zf r/woooooosh
FAT JAXSON lol
So relatable I hate when my slim invisible imaginary husband gets sucked into a PVC pipe
more like
*gets sucked into a 2 centimeter pvc pipe
Foot Fungus hahahahahahahahah
man nice profile! lol
Hmmm yes I need that inhaler for my foot fungus
imaginary husband?
There was this radio program I listened to as a kid that had some of the scariest plot lines I've ever heard. I listened as a beloved character was thrown from a moving vehicle off a cliff, to prevent himself from being tortured to death, and barely survived. It was billed as being totally kid friendly
This is kind of a long shot, but was this Adventures in Odyssey? That exact thing happened in an Adventures in Odyssey miniseries arc from the 90s, and either I know the exact character and episode you're talking about or family-friendly radio dramas have a really weird fondness for this specific scenario. Both options are great imho.
@Collin Suttle oh my gosh yes! I'm so glad someone knew what I'm talking about. That entire arc was terrifying to me as a kid
Poor Richard Maxwell. They really put him through the ringer.
@@rowanquynn9964are you sure it was adventures in odyssey? bc i’m pretty sure they wouldn’t make something that explicit. can you tell me the episode?
@uralyre the whole arc should be episodes 324 through 334. Bear in mind I haven't listened to it in over a decade so I may remember it slightly more fantastical than it really was, but I do remember even my parents being surprised by how dark and intense this particular plot was. If you haven't listened to the really old episodes (pre 2000s) you've missed out on some intense stuff
I like how they felt the need to explain how they knew which door would lead to the basement and rather than just something that makes sense like "this is the only door we haven't checked" she says "I guess this is the only door that will probably lead to the basement"
Omg, I can't even count the amount of times I've been sucked through drainage pipes by the monster that lives in my private lagoon. Ugh, skinny girl problems, am I right?
Just weighing 2oz and being 3 inches wide things 😄😄
Ahhh so relatable even tho i live inside a brick wall having a seizure
Omg so Relatable
@@abbyemrich4572 aww gurl youre 3 inches im 5 and 3oz
Lol this is so relatable but instead I get sucked into a pencil by a pencil monster
Chad is drowning!
do you..
A. jump in and save him
B. send a floatation device
C. DIVORCE
That hot reference👌
XD i get it...
Isla Gordon D. slap again
Oh Lol 😂
LMAOOOOOO
Fun thing is Chad has had 3 more people join him in his "adventure" also when he said "did they remove half of my brain" na bro they gave you the first half you ever had
IM SCREAMINF SHHSHAHAHAHAHAHA
“The sharer family is your average American family that is convinced there’s a monster in the lake”
-Danny Gonzalez 2022
Not made in 2022
2018*
what
“The sharer family is your average American family that is convinced there’s a monster in the lake”
-Danny Gonzales 2018
Very average american family
Sis literally had a phone, but she didn't use it to call the police. She used it to shine up her face.
Julija Bauer bruh
No service in the prison basement
@@giacattack7162 no prison in the basement
just proves how fake it is lol
Call her sis one more time...
"did they remove half my brian?"
ah yes, every child's favorite subject, LOBOTOMY
Half my *brian*
@@camopug BNKGJKFJB I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
@@camopug poor Brian
Not to be nitpicky but that’s not a lobotomy.
Sorry for taking the joke seriously xD
@@camopug Why do you own a Brian? That’s illegal.
Closed captions are the best. when the whole "pond monster" thing happens at the beginning the subtitles go : *seizure continues* and then *it is not done yet*. best part of my day.
*dying narwhal noises* 💀💀🤫🧏♂️
(WHAT IS THIS SAMURAI JACK!?)
CHAAAADDDD!!!
Underwater pool? Personally, I like above water pools. They’re much easier to swim in, but I do get tired quicker
Chad Wild is probably the most masculine name ever.
Lol
Yeah its basically saying hi im chad and im wild and i live in hardened clay so im chad wild clay
Clay
Yes
@@LocaPendeja you called?
I like how she broke into a stranger's house because her boyfriend texted her that he found something cool.
1st
Husband*
3rd
I guess I'll follow the trend
4th
5th
Actual 1st.
I love coming back to old Danny videos, that square space ad was genius and genuinely funny. Your ad transitions are never boring and always segway from the video's nicely
facts
Yeah this is facts
Honestly,I find this adorable. My 10 year old self would've ate this stuff up. Of course it looks extremely fake,but I'm sure it's not made for anyone over 12 "^
we have a bit of an inside joke in this house, when my sister was about 6-8 years old, she commented on one of his videos saying “my mum doesn’t know i’m a spy ninja”. the way mum found out about her spy ninja daughter was she made the comment on her account 😭 sometimes we’ll just blurt out “mum doesn’t know..” “what?” “you’re a spy ninja.”
I used to be legitimately addicted to his content, I would watch it religiously and was subscribed. I kind of miss how simple I was back then
I was like 10 when I first watched these videos and now at the age of 16 I still love the videos even if they're made for 4 year olds lol
the wife is so sweet and i love how she talks through everything with such a gentle tone and isn’t like just yelling n stuff, she’s just making a little escape room fantasy n isn’t like WOWWOWOWOWOW LOOK GUSY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS WALL YEET OH WOW DAB OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE FORTNITE AMONGUS WOO
I feel *REALLY* sorry for Danny’s recommended...
And search history
Bigman Iniyan bahahaha yeah true
It’s called incognito mode
I think he's fine with it because he can make videos about that stuff.
chanyeolsis 😂
Plot twist: It's the cameraman. They saw everything, they'll _know_ everything.
Hah 69 likes
FreeMemesfordays Dudes ha 100 likes
Okay Hyouka
Holy fuck... you did it
FreeMemesfordays Dudes hah 435 likes
If my “husband” sent me a text that asked me to come down into a basement of a strange house…this Greg would just go in a different direction.
Ikr
Yes but they are actually married
Here I am, like 5 years later watching this with the captions on, because I over analyze everything and....
Has anyone actually read them on Danny's videos. They are wrote so funny 😂😂
Chad Wild Clay sounds like a fake Native American name.
It sounds like he'd be in a weird wild Kratts knock off
McGringle the Pinyata
Martin, Chris, and Chad: the Frat brothers
barelyfunctioning and Chris #2 as well, making them the Pratt brothers ;D
@@barelyfunctioning3982 On today's episode we're gonna get black out drunk as well as get 43 STDs all in the same night
Because it is… 😬
Danny: It's like Saw for kids.
Me: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Lol
Paige McNally Corona Queens
The 70's movie is actually not scary. The tim burton 2005 remake is scary and it's NOT for kids
And I oop🤭
@Paige McNally I’m talking about the Hispanic neighborhood in Queens where I live but I get your joke because where I live is in *Corona* Queens and the pandemic that we have is the *Corona* virus
If you think that I’m one is the Hispanic actually I’m Americano or Gringo
14:18 Jacob finally solves the puzzle now we all finally know who's the hacker is. *EXPOSED*
I used to watch these a a child maybe when I was around 6-7, me and my brother would fight over this small little fake campfire in winter mornings watching CWC, I remember my parents getting us “hacker masks/Pz masks“ whatever the fuck u call it.
It honestly brings back nostalgia.
“Underwater pool”.
Let that sink in for a second
Okay, but like do I let it sink underwater though ?
🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣 I CANT OMFG 😭😭😭 I BEEN LAUGHING FOR A WEEK THINKING ABOUT THAT 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@@jikoai8709 Happy to have made your day mate
broo yuu r soe dum dum I wach sponge bobber an theiy hav pool buttt theiy r undir watur. (I see an opportunity I take it)
was that sink joke intentional or am i just an idiot that laughed for 3 minutes straight on a joke that wasn't even a joke?
when she picked up the framed dollar bill, I thought Mr. Krabs was gonna come out of nowhere bc he doesn't want anyone touching his first dollar.
Who the fuck said my name
Lmao I thought about mr krabs too
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs? XD
Me too XD
Did you paint over my first dollar
9:34 Random voice: "Yeay you did it"
*Clapping sounds*
Faraway voice: "YES."
also in dying, how did Chad get sucked through those PVC pipes 💀
“DO NOT EAT MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!” 2:46
Mr. Krabs has a framed dollar bill, don’t judge
YES!!!!!!!!
ito burrito my uncle has his first 100 dollar bill framed ;-;
Scrooge mic duck kinda dose too but it’s a dime so if your Rich you frame money
🌯
ito burrito he also sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents
I wonder what his wife thinks when she just hears Danny yelling “Chaaad, Chaaaaaaaad, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD”
Probably something like “who the fuck is Chad?
probably ' '
Wife* Lol and Laura*
i do wonder that
@Sophie Laura is now in her final form, _"it"_
I used to watch both of these guys when I was little. This feels like a personal attack 😭😭😭😭
The sharers, Chad clay and their other friends are an entire universe of themselves
*She can't see anything*
- *shines the flashlight on her face*
But you gotta get that thumbnail...even in emergency situations...you’re recording for UA-cam and got kidnapped? KEEP RECORDING AND GET THAT GOOD THUMBNAIL
wait you don't do that when you can't see and your in the dark
The light was supposed to bounce off her eyes.
Hehe
because she blinded herself with the flashlight.
“It feels square and metal”
*Perhaps it’s a, SQUARESPACE*
*cuts to the ad
Lmaooooooo
Lmao
*it indeed is a squarespace.*
OH MY GOD YOUR PFP IS TERRIFYING
I remember when I was a younger kid I used to watch chad's weapon videos and thought they were the coolest thing ever then forgot about him for a long time only to be absolutely flabbergasted when I wondered "I wonder what he does now"
the funny thing is that they were stalked by these "hackers" for multiple years.. so good luck danny to explaining all of it
The thing is.... they still are being “kidnapped and hacked” to this day
Yeah
Wow
Seriously
So is rebbeca zamolo. She has been making game master videos for almost 2 years
Amilia s. Wow
Chad in a nutshell
He is like ,literally 3cm wide
He is a super hero fruit ninja
He is in perfect health
And in his eyes,everything metal is a safe
Jemima Addison yes, didn’t you know that???
XD
He is a sKinnY lEgeNd
you forgot 'do not eat my peanut butter'
@@alphafart Correction: Ant-Man
my sister used to watch them every single day to discover the mystery lmao
My brother did the same thing
4 years later and they're still doing this
They definitely removed half of Chad's brain...
Jake Roman They can't remove air...
Whiskey Dingo 😂😂😵😵
They never removed half of Chad’s brain. He only had half a brain.
Jake Roman you mean the other half
Jake Roman more like all of it
“is that an X-Ray of my brain?”
IT’S CALLED AN MRI DAMMIT
But they removed half of it how is he supposed to know
Lol
Yea he’s not wrong about having half a brain, judging by how he acts.
Trindalas Valadaros true
Idk who Mr. I is but tell him to stop stealing Chad's brain
My friend's brother used to be obsessed with Chad. It made us all think the hacker was real! It didn't help that I was binge watching Kawaii Kunicorns vids on the hacker 💀
"kids? This is gonna give the parents nightmares!"
this is insanity. I have not heard the name “Project Zorgo” in a very long time.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that one of the titles literally said *underwater pool*
This dude’s so rich he has a pool inside a pool
Planet Zari ? Makes sense.
Planet Zari ? It makes perfect sense
A pool in a pool
OMG pool pool
I’m in love with the idea of a horror movie where they go in the basement and are like “it’s so dark down here! Grab the flashlights!” And they turn them on and face the light right at their faces and in their eyes like “I still can’t see anything!”
It turns out the real antagonist of the movie was the mc's incompetence all along
@@kai_fatallysapphic isnt that alot of movies
Sounds like something from one of the scary movies lol
a comedy horror movie 💀
I love the fact that they don't know how light works 😂 You see things from light reflecting off objects but shine it in your face ig
I Love when Danny does those short sponsors usually I skip the Parts where youtubers tell about their sponsors but I never skip dannys. Thank you Danny for not making Me cry
i love watching your videos with subtitles to see the little comments written by what someones saying
Their acting is so goddamn bad that I almost wasn't able to watch this video... but I managed to do it somehow.
I have never agreed so much with a comment
Ikr
I lost my leg and 5 of my fingers through this...
The pond monster was actually Dolphin Man, just looking for another friend
Hahhahahahah lol dolphin man moaning for friends he was so happy to see the people in the video Danny did lol
Yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss
:3 I WILL BE HIS FWIEND
Dolphin man has a other friend you know who is he?
*sad dolphin man noises*
4 years later Danny stills owes me my 5 thousand dollars
I was scrolling through your channel and I saw this and the thumbnail I ONLY WATCHED THIS UA-camR AS A KID AND THIS VIDEO BRINGS BACK SO MUCH NOSTALGIA✋😭
Danny is just sitting there and playing multiple characters yet his acting is better than all of theirs combined
Facts
Bro he’s the most realistic kidnapping hacker serial killer ever. That was the best acting for that character ever. It reminds me of Trivia Murder Party. “Just saw off your legs, you don’t need those.”
Ikr
RANBOO THE ENDERMAN
@@theless-than-midcast6788 lmao ikr
“did they remove half my brain?”
*nah they took all of it*
nessa uwu he never had one in the first place
Chad never even had a brain
He gqgqdhadadva fab qthwyj26j
What brain
jeongin:')
8:13 me: MR. KRABS?!??!!
As a kid I used to watch these kinds of videos
I didn’t care if it was logical I just found it entertaining
"Did they remove half my brain"
Wow, that explains a lot.
Must be the brain part that makes u smart
@@katharineball585 and a likeable person
@@0catdeeznutz yaup
There was no brain to remove. When they opened his skull, they found an empty hole.
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little update almost 2 years later THEY ARE STILL DOING THIS LIKE HOW THE HELL IS THIS STILL GOING ON
these people need to get a real job lol
Exactly what I said
But still props to them for actually continuing this hole thing for 2 years straight?
They need to file a restraining order
Cuz there fake
My former friend used to tell me about the hacker who was in these videos and how the hacker hacks UA-cam channels and shuts them down. I was terrified when she told me that and even though I was skeptical over how real it was, I was still scared that the hacker would hack my fav UA-camrs (I have OCD, so that didn't really help with the "Hacker" destroying people's YT channels thing) Kid Channels should really think about stuff like this and how it could affect kids before they film stuff like this. Kids are also gullible and will believe that the hacker is real.
and those two are the spy ninjas that I use to watch every hour every second every minute when I was 5-7 years old
"He's got the coolest spy toys,"
*throws card at a box*
"he's a pretty cool guy."
The card had metal on it it's supposed to be a secret weapon
@@mikidunn2250 it doesn't seem secret if people are selling it on the internet
conspiracy: the hacker is mr krabs, he frames his dollar bills, lives in water, did you see the decor in that living room? He’s obviously a cheap skate AND he carried Chad to the hospital with his claws
eva dubasak makes too much sense not to be true.
You did that all wrong its... conspyrsy: the haker is mrcrabs he frams he dallor he life underwatee dad see the decaraton in living room him oviously a cheap peson and him carry chad the hopspital with cloews
YAASS I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF MR. KRABS WHEN THE FRAMED DOLLAR BILL THING CAME ON
Can0crige... as soon as I laid eyes on that dollar I though of him😂 also, I think he’s planning on chopping chad up and putting him in the krabby patties
Hahaha
I can’t stop laughing when you scream CHADD it’s just so amazing 😂😂
It’s funny though even when I was a little kid and heard somone say “comment the answer” and then acts like they saw the comment even if they didn’t post the video my tiny brain said “how would they see our comments even if they didn’t post the video?” and I thought this as a 4 year old.
The "Chad" screeching from Danny is perfect.
Allyvia I agree
CHAAAAAAAAAD!
CHAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!
*CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
True
Vy: I make videos for laid-back girly girls.
Because nothing is more girly than getting kidnapped.
I mean, Princess Peach gets kidnapped all the damn time, so
Vy: I cant see anything in here
Also Vy:*Shines light in her eyes* yeah I still cant see anything
@@tidepodpadthai2633 princess peach was her idol
Laid back girly girl
5:34
O-oh no
I love the little things about Danny's videos. Like how the subtitles are so funny like its commentary in a commentary.
9:29 “And this is where things get wild. Chad Wild. *James Bond music plays*” 💀
8:43 *dark basement*
*shines flashlight in own eyes for UA-cam lighting*
"I cAnT REAlly sEe WhERe IM gOIng"
this made me laughing
*ChAaAaaAaD*
Isn't that how u use a flash light?
Man her camera man is oddly calm for being kidnapped.
I'm the 365th like that means ik a year like
Edit it to not like....it’s 420 likes
I am 467th like 😊
536th huh
ikr that’s odd. It’s kinda like she is faking it. But that can’t be true
5:21 made me laugh so hard I fell of my bed
i use to be fucking scared of these channels bc of their weird goofy ahh creepy sounds and sound effects but now when im old im just looking back at these videos and im like what the fuck was i watching when i was a kid.
Vy: *has her flash on high and has it flipped towards her eyes* “I can’t really see!”
Chad: *has an IV in his neck* pulls it out “𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓱”
Vi*
@Evangeline Bina they want to inject something into him? I dunno
@Evangeline Bina oh, I don't know, It's different for everyone I guess
ItsVyGaming Yt mrjohn hammilton
@Evangeline Bina I've been to hospitals before, they take blood from your inner elbow and put an iv in your hand. They never put it into the neck, let alone muscle and arteries
I just need someone to explain to me what an underwater pool is.
I don't know how to reply to this
Neither do I
Or me
Are we getting wooshed here or is this chick for real...
What
I literally couldn't decide between jump in or throw floatie 🤣🤣 6:05
I remembered watching these type of videos when I was like 7 on my sisters computer and crying
15:58 “I was just washing my hands when I got sucked down the drain completely dry and with different clothes”
This is why I’m part of Greg XD
Crazy Declan WAHOOOOO GO GREG
#GREG
Crazy Declan yup
Wow, I never met someone so like *mE.*
Hello brother. Hehe, I assumed your gender.
“He’s found something square and metal” would you call it a square safe
I hate but love you right now.
100th like, calling the cops cuz it made me laugh harder than it should have👀🤯😂
square space?
1:49 I love the part when he literally said oh my gosh Chad said my name is Chad wild clay that had me dying
No because the hospital video actually traumatised me when I was younger 💀💀
I can't even count how many times I have gotten sucked into 1 inch PVC pipes.
Saaaaaaame!
It’s so fucking annoying omg like bruh those one inch PVC pipes are my worst enemy I’ve been sucked into them like so meany times
Dude I swear if I had a nickel every time I got sucked through a drain and into the smallest tube I’ve ever seen, I would have 3 nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened 3 times.
Right? People aren’t taking this seriously enough. People are getting hurt! Little Gnomes live in the pipes and they are very….I don’t want to talk about it
5:25 Her "Chad, Chad, Chad" sounds suppressed, honestly, like she didn't want bystanders to actually call the police lol
they were at someone’s house, I don’t think it was a public place
They were at the shearers house
@@kassandra818 people could be walking by the house or a neighbor could hear it
@@josiahtrelawny6306 it was a fairly large property, not a crowded neighborhood
@@kassandra818
doesn’t matter. it’s still screams outside. people could still hear it.
i like how the beginning of this video is an accurate sum up of what’s on the internet
I used to be so scared when I was a child watching them, I was scared to go to bed because I thought I would be put in to a situation like that
Who ever has the name Greg must be happy when Danny says hi to him every time
true
What? We’re ALL Greg!
All our names are Greg
We will always be Greg
But the first time they heard it they probably got really scared
Chad is a skinny legend
Lily S The skinniest of legends
Lily S outsold your fav
Trixie Mattel has some words for you and Chad
Lily S OMG ILYSM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU JUST KILLED ME OMG IM DED 😂😂😂
Lily S #thinspo
My only issue is that someone wanted a red Ferrari and not a GT-R R32. That's the true horror movie, I won't sleep for months.
I just found this channel and I’ve been watching you non stop keep up the good content
Chad: I feel something square
*pulls something out of the water that is clearly not a square
Lol
Yeah. If he said it felt “rectangular” he would be technically right. Sadly, He fails to understand geometry...
@@carbonatedmilk9251 what are they talking about?
Unicorn _Playz who is the “they” your talking about?
@@carbonatedmilk9251 you* i meant
I actually saw Chad and vy filming in my neighborhood about 3 months ago. I was so confused what they were doing at first.
There was a cameraman and a guy in a hacker mask, who would hide and than come running at them from the bushes.
The lies
OMG XD
Hazel eyes Isla so....what town
@@flrxsa3688 weirdo
That’s awesome
Framing the first dollar is something they sometimes do at restaurants, like the first dollar the restaurant made
I'm so glad someones looking at them, lol. My sister is practically brainwashed by them. Like she fully believes every single thing is real.
ok but the funniest thing that danny didn't mention is how they somehow have access to footage from the security cameras and the drones when they shouldn't have, so that implies that their "kidnapper" gave them the security footage for their video for some reason.
Probably went something like "Oh, oh. You're doing a UA-cam video? Yeah, I'll give you the footage. Make sure to make me look good."
999th :))
I was JUST about to comment this lol
look he was probably like "is this too hard, i'll give them the drone footage to make it easier."
Even the kidnapper wants to contribute to their videos 🤣
“Did they remove half my brain”
No you had none in the first place
Accurate
Uncovered Gaming lol true
Actually, he only had an inch left, they took the rest, your *theory* I guess you would say, is debunked.
OOOOOOOO!!!!!rosted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Accurate
Dude, those subtitles though!! 😂 And no, the ones you put at the last second were not a waste of time, I found them hilarious!