Getting Spooked With The Most Useless Ghost Hunters Ever

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  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 39 тис.

  • @LtDub
    @LtDub 4 роки тому +813

    "911 whats your emergency"
    "HELP! SOMEONE STABBED ME, I CANT WALK"
    "what? someone stabbed you? that's illegal!
    they can't do that!"

    • @ProfessorYaoiI
      @ProfessorYaoiI 4 роки тому +8

      Sombody on the internet club penguin

    • @jamisynmyst9461
      @jamisynmyst9461 4 роки тому +3

      Rip in piece stabbed guy

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 4 роки тому +3

      28 stab wound!

    • @noah-tl1gv
      @noah-tl1gv 4 роки тому

      Sombody on the internet “tell them they can’t do that and they won’t, okay goodbye stabbed person”

  • @josu9864
    @josu9864 4 роки тому +2048

    "In the vent, there is a voice"
    "And on the bed, there is a *S* *C* *A* *R* *E* *D* "

  • @jschap712
    @jschap712 Рік тому +1175

    It's more creepy if it's not a homeless person because that means the person leaves his own actual home to hang out in your basement, and that's a lot weirder than someone without a home just going into your basement because they want shelter.

    • @atiredail.e
      @atiredail.e 7 місяців тому +82

      yeah honestly most homeless people dont act violent or super creepy (unless they're on drugs or smth)

    • @celeste2414
      @celeste2414 2 місяці тому +38

      I completely agree with your statement, but it still bothers me that they think having a homeless person creeping around your house isn't something to be worried about.

    • @Jasperlovescheese
      @Jasperlovescheese 2 місяці тому +29

      @@celeste2414there was a homeless person living in my moms coworkers basement storm shelter and they had a very large house and didn’t use the storm shelter so it took them a while to find him, and it turned out he was a registered s-x offender and the lady had 4 children in the house

    • @Jasperlovescheese
      @Jasperlovescheese 2 місяці тому +11

      @@celeste2414yeah definitely still worrying

    • @organrat6818
      @organrat6818 Місяць тому +4

      I don’t think they just want shelter if their grabbing your ankles and shit

  • @Dhips.
    @Dhips. 11 місяців тому +851

    What a great concept for a comedy show. Ghost Hunters that say they'll help out then get scared and run away anytime they see a ghost or monster.

    • @user-ph3fx6lx3k
      @user-ph3fx6lx3k 10 місяців тому +88

      So, Shaggy and Scooby?

    • @Dhips.
      @Dhips. 10 місяців тому +10

      @@user-ph3fx6lx3k yes

    • @actofaggression8060
      @actofaggression8060 3 місяці тому +19

      Every ghost hunting show ever... "This house is sooooo haunted, very bad things happened there. See, there is something flying. Let's go in. [nothing happens, slight noise happening] We have to get out of here!" Dude, you just tried to capture a serial killer ghost on camera and now you get scared by a light noise?! At least those two dudes completely commit to the concept.

    • @duoladucca
      @duoladucca 2 місяці тому +1

      isn’t that ghost files with ryan and shane lol

    • @Genoluver
      @Genoluver 2 місяці тому +4

      I personally think Life of Luxury is a pretty good comedy show name, but that's just me.

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 4 роки тому +3142

    "Someone is in my basement."
    "Are you sure it's not a homeless person?"
    "No yOu hAvE tO bELieVe Me"

    • @alexandertiselius7593
      @alexandertiselius7593 4 роки тому +240

      I mean if its a homeless person living in someones basement its not a homeless person anymore

    • @megangerow2323
      @megangerow2323 4 роки тому +64

      Erty trash that’s some hardcore logic right there

    • @Mara-yf1se
      @Mara-yf1se 4 роки тому +12

      @@alexandertiselius7593 I guess

    • @amandaadrienne837
      @amandaadrienne837 4 роки тому +8

      Erty trash
      No it’s a squatter

    • @MedicalFrey2
      @MedicalFrey2 4 роки тому +18

      Amanda Adrienne the squatter isn’t a squatter if they are not squatting

  • @jemimaarcher2608
    @jemimaarcher2608 4 роки тому +2021

    Always a girl, always around the age of twenty, always beautiful, always missing their family. Just saying 🤷‍♀️

    • @linababa9163
      @linababa9163 4 роки тому +1

      So what??

    • @goldenvids5529
      @goldenvids5529 4 роки тому +201

      @@linababa9163 she is saying its scripted and they use the girl for views

    • @sugarmunki
      @sugarmunki 4 роки тому +96

      so basically disney princesses keep asking for their help...

    • @1TotalJabroni
      @1TotalJabroni 4 роки тому +56

      Plot twist: these young men are preying on these poor girls and exploiting their lack of families for sexual favors but everything depicted here is 100% real and authentic proof of the supernatural, making them the only ghost hunters to ever actually provide tangible evidence.

    • @Ashleyrae11
      @Ashleyrae11 4 роки тому +3

      Jimmy and Flo nO ShIT ShERlOcK

  • @CartoonCreature
    @CartoonCreature 7 місяців тому +568

    I love them so much honestly. Especially now that they’ve embraced the goofy nature of their videos and they lean into the comedy of it. I love the insane bullshit they put into their videos

    • @Chinacatsunmeower
      @Chinacatsunmeower 6 місяців тому +144

      Same. They’re very obviously a comedy channel with fun spooky editing skills. The running joke of Parker only wanting to help attractive ladies and him and Chester cuddling up in bed every night in whatever demon house they’re “investigating”.
      The deadpan tone is super indicative of dry humor. They’re funny guys and it just goes to show how bad “spooky” UA-camrs are that it’s so hard to differentiate parody from reality lol

  • @pillbugm8914
    @pillbugm8914 10 місяців тому +157

    The police refusing to do anything might be the most realistic part.

  • @marcelathacat2739
    @marcelathacat2739 4 роки тому +3177

    Caroline: "HELP THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY BASEMENT!"
    Police: "bro u lyin."

    • @kazuhaluvr6151
      @kazuhaluvr6151 4 роки тому +31

      marcela tha cat “yeah man that’s illegal”

    • @conniequintero8590
      @conniequintero8590 4 роки тому +24

      Why u always lyin’?

    • @nether8968
      @nether8968 4 роки тому +27

      There’s someone in my basement help!,!
      The entire law encforcement of the us: say sike right now

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 4 роки тому +4

      Mmmm my god stop freaking lying!

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e Рік тому

      That’s the only reason she called those people.

  • @kadoos
    @kadoos 4 роки тому +7113

    Caroline: “Help! There’s someone in my basement!”
    The Entire Justice System: “Say sike right now”

  • @rxzwl
    @rxzwl 8 місяців тому +250

    Four years later and still thinking about dolphin man… 👊😔

    • @polarbears643
      @polarbears643 3 місяці тому +13

      Same I was him for halloween

    • @XxXsoapXxX
      @XxXsoapXxX 2 місяці тому +5

      same bro......
      ...dolphin man......

    • @Bellastoyfilms
      @Bellastoyfilms 2 місяці тому +5

      I love..... dolphin man.....

    • @ElmoWithTheAk47
      @ElmoWithTheAk47 2 місяці тому +5

      I'm sad 4 dolphin man......he just wanted someone to play with.... 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Eggfriedpancake
      @Eggfriedpancake 2 місяці тому +4

      I'm inlove with dolphin man

  • @William_Voidson
    @William_Voidson 4 місяці тому +148

    What I love so much about Life of Luxury (weird name for a ghost channel) is that while Chester and Parker have their hideously funny under reactions, the sfx or like costume stuff for the ghost/demon/skin walker is legitimately horrifying. Idk who does the physical acting for that but its real unnerving, so, props 🙌

    • @ItzBrittKneeBish
      @ItzBrittKneeBish 4 місяці тому +12

      Yes!! Regardless of how silly and idiotic the whole idea is the acting is still creepy 😂

    • @gingergingey8271
      @gingergingey8271 Місяць тому +3

      You ain't wrong.

  • @buddyart-
    @buddyart- 4 роки тому +3077

    "She's hitting my door? Not cool."
    Why is that so funny to me

    • @LimbsAndGames
      @LimbsAndGames 4 роки тому +65

      He's protective of his door

    • @taru2873
      @taru2873 4 роки тому +12

      I don't know but its funny to me aswell

    • @kazeki5755
      @kazeki5755 4 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @kiera5234
      @kiera5234 4 роки тому +4

      700 like

    • @cjork4999
      @cjork4999 4 роки тому +4

      i laughed out loud for real at that one..

  • @josie-nv6ft
    @josie-nv6ft 4 роки тому +2035

    "I think Parker might be the least sneaky person on the planet"
    Do we forget Morgz and his sneaky hoodie

  • @Terd_Sn1ffer
    @Terd_Sn1ffer 7 місяців тому +184

    The fact that life of luxury went from creepy stalkers, to "catching" demons just makes me laugh! 😂😂😂

  • @AutumnIsFalling331
    @AutumnIsFalling331 4 місяці тому +64

    For those that don't know, the dolphin man isn't an original monster. The idea was inspired by an old, low quality internet video of a guy in a handmade dolphin mask. The video is referred to as "Dolphin muzzle". There was no audio to the original video until the internet found the original creator, he makes lots of animal human masks for people who dress up as these half human, half animal creatures called "humanimals". Think of them as a much creepier, furless furries.
    It's a super infamous video on the internet because people would troll their friends by sending it to them

    • @gingergingey8271
      @gingergingey8271 Місяць тому +1

      Okay, thanks for the paragraph of information, that makes me scared that people like this are out there, also, I saw a clip of that video in a Special Edd video, Special Edd as in Eddie VR's second channel.

  • @hannahjoy333.
    @hannahjoy333. 4 роки тому +2183

    “Isn’t that your whole job”
    *Ryan Bergera screams in distance*

    • @charliep9733
      @charliep9733 4 роки тому +53

      Soup Time Now time , I 100% thought he was going to talk about Unsolved when I got the notification 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hannahjoy333.
      @hannahjoy333. 4 роки тому +12

      Carrington Purvis SAMMMEEE

    • @shneebshnorb1193
      @shneebshnorb1193 4 роки тому +4

      YESSSSS

    • @lorenzomhc
      @lorenzomhc 4 роки тому +3

      LMFAOOO

    • @bellaabono17
      @bellaabono17 4 роки тому +12

      And Shane jcndiejskwk

  • @havvehave
    @havvehave 4 роки тому +6154

    HELP MY FRIEND WAS SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IS BLEEDING OUT
    police: nah dog im makin pasta

    • @amaraberger7113
      @amaraberger7113 4 роки тому +57

      have i choked 😂

    • @iz1389
      @iz1389 4 роки тому +18

      @@amaraberger7113 same

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 роки тому +7

      lol

    • @sirhissboi6100
      @sirhissboi6100 4 роки тому +25

      That's illegal noone can do that

    • @Din021
      @Din021 4 роки тому +26

      Haha, nice try Kevin

  • @-napstablook-
    @-napstablook- 8 місяців тому +125

    I love watching life of luxury ironically, it’s literally hilarious. It actually might be satire, but I can’t even tell anymore. Please do another video on them, this made me laugh so hard

    • @lousnoom
      @lousnoom 5 місяців тому +4

      It still scares me for some reason 😭

    • @TheSpiderInUrWalls
      @TheSpiderInUrWalls 4 місяці тому +3

      Imma be honest, I just enjoy the CGI. It’s fun.

    • @TheSpiderInUrWalls
      @TheSpiderInUrWalls 4 місяці тому +3

      @@lousnoomI scared the crap out of my nine year old self, watching it at midnight. I was freaked out for weeks. Now no horror movies can scare me

    • @Adambenhmida0000
      @Adambenhmida0000 29 днів тому

      I think it’s so funny💀

    • @noribraddock1085
      @noribraddock1085 7 днів тому

      lol their def satire the guys who make them have talked about it quiet a bit

  • @ACrusaderCBCforever
    @ACrusaderCBCforever 11 місяців тому +38

    "Help, police there is someone in my basement and he grabbed my leg!"
    Police: "nuh uh"

  • @mukbangheehee8132
    @mukbangheehee8132 4 роки тому +2947

    bad “paranormal” investigators: *says lock her door*
    guy: *opens the door easily*

  • @thegreenpeacegirl2691
    @thegreenpeacegirl2691 4 роки тому +2867

    Things the ‘arm’ could be:
    - A rat
    - A shadow
    - A rogue tree branch
    Things it couldn’t be:
    - Real

    • @McDaddyPog
      @McDaddyPog 4 роки тому +37

      The Green Peace Girl it still shook me, I am a real child. I honestly can’t believe I fell for that for a sec

    • @spidaaahs
      @spidaaahs 4 роки тому +14

      No debate, that's a shadow

    • @SavageAlphaWolfSigmaOhioFanum
      @SavageAlphaWolfSigmaOhioFanum 4 роки тому +19

      Holy that scared me so bad I’m such a wuss!

    • @kazuhaluvr6151
      @kazuhaluvr6151 4 роки тому +8

      *inhale *
      *yeeeessss*

    • @APerson-pc7nn
      @APerson-pc7nn 4 роки тому +25

      Nah it's a homeless person so it's nothing to worry about

  • @erikmagelee6440
    @erikmagelee6440 3 місяці тому +24

    A normal Life Of Luxury video: girl around 20, living alone, they go to the house, Chester doesn't want to, Parker insists they stay one night, both are to late to the crime scene, and the girl is gone for good taken away by the strange thing.

    • @hbtnvmrtcrgjvbei9t
      @hbtnvmrtcrgjvbei9t 29 днів тому +3

      you forgot when parker tries to get the girl to go on a date and when chester gets reeeeeeally close to parker while theyre sleeping lol

  • @GEOXXY
    @GEOXXY 10 місяців тому +55

    “Hes dolphin man, half dolphin, half man.”

  • @snjezanajankovic6615
    @snjezanajankovic6615 4 роки тому +1833

    I like how all of the ''monsters'' are just half naked coloured people

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 4 роки тому +191

      Imagine the casting directors asking the person "are you okay with being half naked and covered in paint?"

    • @anemone105
      @anemone105 4 роки тому +75

      Claire Fazel why yes dear sir I am! I have no self dignity and confidence

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 4 роки тому +28

      @@anemone105 you just described me 😂

    • @coffinman1217
      @coffinman1217 4 роки тому +6

      @@anemone105 XD

    • @atleys6519
      @atleys6519 4 роки тому +47

      woah woah woah, we prefer the term "half-naked people of color"

  • @RobCartwright
    @RobCartwright 4 роки тому +2328

    I'd be mad if I was Caroline too. Some homeless person wearing blackface is hanging out in her basement.

  • @MrBjanders
    @MrBjanders 8 місяців тому +60

    I really love the dolphin man. Its exactly the kind of weird low effort but effectively creepy costume my dad would have made to spook kids on Halloween 😂

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken Місяць тому +16

    Their channel is an absolute classic, the way Chester is always wearing his sunglasses and going "NO WE SHOULDN'T DO XYZ, DUDE" and then _gets dragged along anyway_ never fails to make me laugh
    When interviewing the haunted people he's the most braindead dude, but as soon as a monster actually comes in he's the first logical guy to want to leave and call help
    Like they are legit great at comedy, I don't think it's even remotely meant to be serious and I love it

    • @noribraddock1085
      @noribraddock1085 7 днів тому +1

      yeah lol their vids are so funny and its painful when people dont see its satire

  • @BellaBay
    @BellaBay 4 роки тому +1314

    So is that why Brooke Houts hit her dog? For swagbucks?

    • @trippingkanga134
      @trippingkanga134 4 роки тому +7

      Nice 😂

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 4 роки тому +84

      I was thinking the same thing I hope her dog fucking eats her

    • @alwaysannoyedforever518
      @alwaysannoyedforever518 4 роки тому +8

      When he said that that’s exactly what I thought of.

    • @jackkhaidav9811
      @jackkhaidav9811 4 роки тому +7

      BellaBay yea, it’s a good way to farm swagbucks, I’m surprised they didn’t patch it since the 3.14.11 update

    • @BerkyTurkey_1
      @BerkyTurkey_1 4 роки тому +9

      She doesn’t even deserve a dog if she’s gonna do crap like that to it

  • @meiguess6765
    @meiguess6765 3 роки тому +3474

    “im sure it’s not a homeless person because they’re living in my home”

  • @ROHTHEROBBER
    @ROHTHEROBBER 9 місяців тому +20

    7:55 that scream and the way he was just crouching down💀

  • @iamvoidnoodle
    @iamvoidnoodle 3 місяці тому +13

    dolphin man deserves better , he was so happy and excited and they just left him, what a bunch of losers

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 4 роки тому +7050

    *Someone living in your basement is one thing but to have them dressed in a latex jumpsuit ready to Harlem shake at any moment is another thing.*

  • @oscarpiastriluvr
    @oscarpiastriluvr 4 роки тому +1435

    Me: There is bugs in my house...! thats why i called..
    Pest control: Say sike right now

    • @de9318
      @de9318 4 роки тому +3

      😂🤣

    • @doctor4961
      @doctor4961 4 роки тому +1

      Up

    • @wurfwoof1
      @wurfwoof1 4 роки тому +2

      I was about to like, but it’s at 999 and I wanna live.

  • @CERATOTAURZZZ
    @CERATOTAURZZZ 8 місяців тому +24

    “Help! Police someones in my basement! An intruder!”
    “An intruder? Are you 5 or something? Im not falling for that 😂😂😂😂”

    • @lylyart
      @lylyart 3 місяці тому +3

      HELP TMC REFERENCE???😭😭😭

    • @NicolasLeeXO
      @NicolasLeeXO Місяць тому +1

      @@lylyart😭😭😭

  • @markbeasley5053
    @markbeasley5053 7 місяців тому +15

    Random person outside the door imitating my mom: Let me in, sweetie. Me grabbing gun: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME AFTER MIDNIGHT

  • @diedielullaby6298
    @diedielullaby6298 4 роки тому +841

    THEY COULDN'T AT LEAST TRY TO GET SOME GOOD ACTRESSES? LIKE GODDAMN. EVEN I COULD BE MORE CONVINCING THAN THAT.

    • @lirhennegan
      @lirhennegan 4 роки тому +22

      her voice had no tone i was like 😐😐😂😂

    • @katiet6569
      @katiet6569 4 роки тому +20

      When she went "-_________-" *_I felt that_*

    • @dabirdie1797
      @dabirdie1797 4 роки тому

      @Allison Lea 😚😃😄😝😚😙😗😞😘😣😁😞😁😞😗😒😗😒😘😝😄😛😚😛😗😘😛😄😍😄😍😄😍😄😪😪😪😲😴😩👿😖😈😆😈😎😎😎😎😷😆😷😖😧😓😕😲😧😖😴😖😴😵😈😟😧😯👦👵👦👴👸😻👧😻👱👵👶💂😿👷👪🙌☝🏃☝💑👪🏃💁💪💪💪

    • @dabirdie1797
      @dabirdie1797 4 роки тому

      @@lirhennegan u too

    • @fluffibunimadi
      @fluffibunimadi 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes OH NO DEMONS ARE GONNA HAUNT YOU oh wait dont worry I gave it a like so ur good ;)

  • @courtneyhinton4359
    @courtneyhinton4359 4 роки тому +524

    *Calls the police*
    Me- HELLO? SOMEONE JUST SHOT MY MOM!
    Police- *nah*

    • @HollyElizabethian
      @HollyElizabethian 4 роки тому +4

      I spit out my tea reading this

    • @uncodedconnections4715
      @uncodedconnections4715 4 роки тому +22

      Police: what that’s illegal, people can’t do that!

    • @braxtenhewett4636
      @braxtenhewett4636 4 роки тому +5

      Nah that was just a noise

    • @jordanturner4325
      @jordanturner4325 4 роки тому +3

      *calls a hospital*
      me: h-help... *cough* i'm dying!
      doctors:......
      *probably just a sound.*

    • @autistickid8905
      @autistickid8905 4 роки тому +3

      *calls police*
      Help!my dog got murdered
      Police:n a h

  • @WolfwhiteFox
    @WolfwhiteFox 7 місяців тому +15

    Person: *dials Telephone* "Hello?!? Y-Yes i think there's someone in my house!!"
    Policeman: "mmmhmm, are you currently in your house?"
    "Y-yes!"
    "Than that person is you! goodbye." *Hangs up*

    • @1MPU2ITY
      @1MPU2ITY 7 місяців тому +2

      Fr tho

  • @Mala_Mama
    @Mala_Mama 10 місяців тому +26

    I used to watch them aaaaalll the time. It’s like a horror thriller for kids. I respect it.

    • @dinkylinky2552
      @dinkylinky2552 9 місяців тому

      Real

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 місяці тому

      Genuinely if you still respect these two please reevaluate your life
      Their whole personalities and their income is based off of cheap mockeries of violent crimes and misogyny. They’ve monetized being shitty people. There’s nothing respectable about that.

  • @astrangerontheinternet6901
    @astrangerontheinternet6901 3 роки тому +4322

    It can't be a homeless person because he's in a house

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 4 роки тому +671

    Caroline: *steps down the stairs slowly*
    Shadow hand: *saLAPS hand on her foot*
    Caroline: HUH HUH HUUUUUH

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 4 роки тому +1

      Lme

    • @poiema247
      @poiema247 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @suspiciousgoop
      @suspiciousgoop 4 роки тому +4

      I would like this... but it has 420 likes-

    • @HarbingerOfWAH
      @HarbingerOfWAH 4 роки тому

      @@suspiciousgoop Unfortunately someone ruined it so I guess you can like it now

  • @JustMatt87
    @JustMatt87 2 місяці тому +9

    Can't be a homeless person, they are in the basement of a home therefore NOT homeless!!!!!!
    Life of luxury was a guilty pleasure of mine it's hilarious lol

  • @Unidentified952
    @Unidentified952 8 місяців тому +20

    I used to find these genuinely terrifying a couple of years ago 💀

  • @kailynwhitted787
    @kailynwhitted787 4 роки тому +550

    "Why would a ghost hunter be scared of finding ghosts??" Literally just Ryan Bergara

    • @alexaa8493
      @alexaa8493 4 роки тому +35

      😂
      Im pretty sure Shane is the only Ghost hunter that doesnt believe in ghosts xD

    • @kailynwhitted787
      @kailynwhitted787 4 роки тому +4

      •Rosie Edits• you aren't wrong😂

    • @alyssa8953
      @alyssa8953 4 роки тому +2

      😍😍

    • @TheEmoDreamo
      @TheEmoDreamo 4 роки тому +13

      Ah a fellow ghouligan

    • @Paulinachavez1018
      @Paulinachavez1018 4 роки тому +3

      Yesssssss

  • @lillier1596
    @lillier1596 4 роки тому +1426

    I can confirm that police will immediately speed to ur house if you say there’s an intruder. I know this because my mum called the police on our dog accidentally three years ago.

    • @hijkaylamarie2342
      @hijkaylamarie2342 4 роки тому +93

      This made me laugh holy shit

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 4 роки тому +215

      But did they arrest the dog

    • @deepinmythots752
      @deepinmythots752 4 роки тому +81

      Yea not only will they show up but they'll come like 4 cars deep with guns drawn and everything lol

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 4 роки тому +39

      @@deepinmythots752 Well better safe than sorry lol

    • @luxuscarnage4828
      @luxuscarnage4828 4 роки тому +58

      I hope the police didn't get ruff. I would definitely have a bone to pick with them.

  • @Turquoise_Tortellini
    @Turquoise_Tortellini Місяць тому +4

    I love how they just turned it into a whole series at this point. They make it obvious that these scenarios are completely fictional and they are playing a role, and the random things just make me laugh

  • @madz500
    @madz500 9 місяців тому +11

    9:46 How film studios expect people to react hearing about whatever new horror movie with the same recycled plot is coming out

  • @aydn1983
    @aydn1983 4 роки тому +2300

    Can we please have more episodes of WAAAAaaahhhAaaaAAAA I’M ScAaaaaAAAARRrrreeEEDD!

    • @scrunklymansoren
      @scrunklymansoren 4 роки тому +10

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @natashascarlet4811
      @natashascarlet4811 4 роки тому +18

      Tbh you kinda look like Tom Holland .

    • @aydn1983
      @aydn1983 4 роки тому +2

      Natasha Scarlet I disagree but... thanks? I do have a weird eyebrow

    • @natashascarlet4811
      @natashascarlet4811 4 роки тому +6

      @@aydn1983 You're welcome . You look great anyway don't let anyone else disagree with that .

    • @baja_blast_
      @baja_blast_ 4 роки тому +1

      I want to get this to 420

  • @brittanyr9471
    @brittanyr9471 4 роки тому +838

    It's like a Dr. Seuss book. Found him in a basement. Found him in a tree. Found him with a fox. Found him in a house. Found him with a mouse.
    Will we find him here or there?
    We find them anywhere!

    • @ev.an_
      @ev.an_ 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao 🤣

    • @pandajesus5052
      @pandajesus5052 4 роки тому +6

      my childhood

    • @ghosttown767
      @ghosttown767 4 роки тому +2

      now i want to read all of my favorite Dr. Seuss books

    • @TheJulietxo
      @TheJulietxo 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @maieen2665
      @maieen2665 4 роки тому +2

      It wasn’t just me, then.

  • @organrat6818
    @organrat6818 Місяць тому +5

    The most realistic thing is the police not believing someone about a possible stalker.

  • @canonickero
    @canonickero 4 місяці тому +7

    I love the silly little gay paranormal investigators they're so bad at their jobs♥️

  • @thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338
    @thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338 4 роки тому +1503

    Girl: HELP ME, I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND MY FAMILY IS DEAD
    Police: do you have evidence?
    Girl: what?
    Police: have a nice day, we don’t believe you.

    • @sophiacervantes7758
      @sophiacervantes7758 4 роки тому +5

      Lol hqhhqhqhaha .so exited for k-12

    • @isanya1548
      @isanya1548 4 роки тому

      @@sophiacervantes7758 same lol

    • @jskamsmsmka2806
      @jskamsmsmka2806 4 роки тому

      ElevenShadowWitches the police can’t hang up on you.

    • @bruderschweigen6889
      @bruderschweigen6889 4 роки тому +7

      Something like that just happened in Romania pretty sad the 911 calls are on UA-cam

    • @googlywoogly
      @googlywoogly 4 роки тому +3

      Police: we couldn’t find you parents to confirm your statement.

  • @lbwnova6654
    @lbwnova6654 3 роки тому +4631

    "there's a person in my basement"
    "are you sure it's not just a homeless person?"
    Oh shit, I forgot homeless people aren't people!

    • @nathanielmatava-brown605
      @nathanielmatava-brown605 3 роки тому +180

      it isn't a homeless person, they're living in her home

    • @sook-changaming4272
      @sook-changaming4272 3 роки тому +13

      @PARKER HOLSEY r/woosh

    • @its_doovey
      @its_doovey 3 роки тому +1

      @PARKER HOLSEY how did it sound wrong? Like in a mean or dirty way?

    • @its_doovey
      @its_doovey 3 роки тому +1

      @PARKER HOLSEY Well, they were only joking with it. They were being sarcastic

    • @greenistheworst
      @greenistheworst 3 роки тому +8

      @@sook-changaming4272 you forgot the other 2 o’s plus he did get the joke

  • @starsareverypretty
    @starsareverypretty 6 місяців тому +6

    Dolphin man is our friend now. They only wanted a friend. Dolphin man is our mascot and named Greg.

  • @dogeyt9896
    @dogeyt9896 9 місяців тому +5

    Pho is a Vietnamese soup dish consisting of broth, rice noodles, herbs, and meat. Phở is a popular food in Vietnam where it is served in households, street-stalls, and restaurants country-wide. Residents of the city of Nam Định were the first to create Vietnamese traditional phở.

  • @frognamedjog
    @frognamedjog 4 роки тому +917

    Is anyone else getting ........ homoerotic vibes from Parker and Chester........ don't go in there bro it's Not safe... bro please don't it's not safe.... bro... I can't lose you bro... bro I love you

  • @mahnoushhosein
    @mahnoushhosein 4 роки тому +1769

    “But homeless people actually don’t do those things” I can’t explain how hard I laughed😂.

    • @technovikerness73
      @technovikerness73 4 роки тому +1

      What does your name mean

    • @cooperanimates2638
      @cooperanimates2638 4 роки тому +16

      its a name that exists in the world that isnt where u live probably

    • @cooperanimates2638
      @cooperanimates2638 4 роки тому

      um no thats not right

    • @hjjngj3215
      @hjjngj3215 4 роки тому +5

      @@cooperanimates2638 it was a joke

    • @technovikerness73
      @technovikerness73 4 роки тому

      @@cooperanimates2638 i know what part of the world its from and in these parts names are generally words from vernacular languages and mean something

  • @rubymckenzie3151
    @rubymckenzie3151 8 місяців тому +14

    chester gives off shaggy and scooby doo vibes

    • @Oscer840
      @Oscer840 8 місяців тому +2

      My name is Ruby McKenzie 😮

    • @rubymckenzie3151
      @rubymckenzie3151 8 місяців тому

      @@Oscer840 wow

    • @Roblocksgaming
      @Roblocksgaming Місяць тому

      @@Oscer840My name is Rol Noodmick Gonald.

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 3 місяці тому +4

    I remember watching Danny's vid when it came out with no idea they were a comedy channel. Now Life of Luxury is one of my favs lmao

  • @aleksandrahudziak5626
    @aleksandrahudziak5626 4 роки тому +358

    The girl: Help me, there’s someone in my house!!!
    Police: Wait, no, they can’t do that, that’s illegal

    • @Isabel-cb6wy
      @Isabel-cb6wy 4 роки тому +2

      I actually laughed. Thanks, I needed that.

    • @YanieSicard
      @YanieSicard 4 роки тому +1

      This is like the club penguin vine haha

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 4 роки тому +1

      This made me laugh😂

  • @pancake9265
    @pancake9265 4 роки тому +512

    No one :
    Absolutely no one :
    My sleep paralysis demon :
    *cArOlINe cOMe HeRe dOwN wItH mE*

  • @myxemi
    @myxemi Місяць тому +5

    theres a whole lotta bromance between both of them 😭

  • @rudymoore1937
    @rudymoore1937 4 роки тому +7887

    Girl: someone lives in my basement
    Police: say sike right now

    • @Kaihearts1
      @Kaihearts1 4 роки тому +20

      Omfg 😂

    • @gianna8110
      @gianna8110 4 роки тому +9

      Rudy Moore this comment 😭

    • @i4faux
      @i4faux 4 роки тому +13

      *memes*

    • @angie860
      @angie860 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @angelw2734
      @angelw2734 4 роки тому +31

      Why did it scare me when something grabbed her leg

  • @spinchage
    @spinchage 4 роки тому +664

    "Why haven't you called the police?"
    *whips head*
    'I D iD'

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 3 місяці тому +2

    I love how they had the Dolphin man from that one old video.

  • @Soyyyy.
    @Soyyyy. 9 місяців тому +6

    I love Danny, ever since my friend introduced him to me I’ve been watching him non-stop 😂❤

  • @tw1nky963
    @tw1nky963 4 роки тому +691

    police: hello 911 whats your emergency
    girl: theres a man in my house wearing a dolphin suite can you help me
    police; hahaha no
    girl: why not
    police:because thats Parker and Chesters jobs

  • @ash.550
    @ash.550 4 роки тому +606

    The three Nightmare Heroes known as
    HOMELESS SHADOW
    powers: Pooping on the floor and grabbing ankles
    BASICALLY A DEMON
    powers: impersonation, switching clothes, and yeeting people into restrooms
    DOLPHIN MAN
    powers: dancing, screaming, and being gosh darn cute

  • @Thelostscrews
    @Thelostscrews 5 місяців тому +5

    Dolphin man will forever be in our hearts

  • @GlorytomasterKhoga-ni7nw
    @GlorytomasterKhoga-ni7nw Місяць тому +3

    Caroline: “HELP THERES SOMEONE IN MY BASEMENT!”
    Police: “ Nuh uh”

  • @jorgerocha007
    @jorgerocha007 4 роки тому +808

    Girl: Police there is a CrEePeR in my house!!!
    Police: AwWwW MaN ! ! !

  • @randomvegetarian
    @randomvegetarian 4 роки тому +551

    “So what do you do for a living?”
    “Oh I’m a P.I.”
    “Private investigator?”
    “No, a *paranormal* investigator.”

  • @Noah-lo9vb
    @Noah-lo9vb 2 місяці тому +2

    Love these guys and their show "To Catch (& Release) a Predator"

  • @Berryaveboo
    @Berryaveboo Місяць тому +2

    I love how danny reacted to life of luxury and somehow didn’t talk about the deep lore of Parker and Chester’s relationship and love. It is very important to me lol

  • @sbkandjzj
    @sbkandjzj 4 роки тому +687

    I found my brother in his room.
    PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 4 роки тому +11

      I found food in the kitchen
      *PARANORMAL ACTIVITY*

    • @oreostar1801
      @oreostar1801 4 роки тому +2

      Naahh thats not scary, u know whats scary?
      I saw my brother in his room...
      Eating my chips
      PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
      Get on my level 😂😂😂

  • @sethstraub
    @sethstraub 4 роки тому +2969

    Danny: who investigates paranormal activity and doesn't want to find anything
    Scooby doo and shaggy: am I a joke to you

  • @sighlenus8638
    @sighlenus8638 Рік тому +2

    "So did you come up with any new video ideas?"
    "Nah sorry, I was too busy practicing my dolphin impression"
    "God damnit, you're a genius"

  • @luv.myself.
    @luv.myself. 9 місяців тому +5

    “HELP THERES SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE”
    “nuh uh”

  • @TheGateShallStand
    @TheGateShallStand 4 роки тому +719

    Girl: help someones stabbing me!
    Police: ayo bruh that's illegal so you be lying *hangs up*

  • @AlienzExizt
    @AlienzExizt 4 роки тому +297

    "every dog kick is 10 smackaroons!"
    *brooke houts has entered the chat*

    • @itsariyana8607
      @itsariyana8607 4 роки тому +8

      Megan Torres she’s a bitch for doing that to a dog the dog is so cute

    • @khhhhhshrek8499
      @khhhhhshrek8499 4 роки тому +1

      I AM PROUD TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO REPLY XD SooOOOOOOOoOOOoOoOOOOOoOOOOoOoO true

    • @fleshbird6390
      @fleshbird6390 4 роки тому +3

      keanu reaves wants to know your location

  • @twisted8ight
    @twisted8ight 10 місяців тому +3

    Alternate video title: Calling paranormal investigators instead of the police to get rid of swatters.

  • @madeleine916
    @madeleine916 9 місяців тому +2

    I used to watch this channel before I was introduced to Danny. I watched them late at night to scare my ass off

  • @andreasantiagodegarcia1646
    @andreasantiagodegarcia1646 4 роки тому +4142

    You know that relatable ass moment when you can't afford turkey ,but you have ice so you make an ice sandwich.

    • @sophhxedits7484
      @sophhxedits7484 4 роки тому +114

      right, I hate when that happens

    • @emma1315
      @emma1315 4 роки тому +162

      I know right!? I can only afford a working fridge that can freeze water..

    • @brooke9574
      @brooke9574 4 роки тому +77

      because eating soggy bread is more filling than just eating bread and drinking water

    • @keelamay1421
      @keelamay1421 4 роки тому +17

      That’s a bruh moment...

    • @girldissected
      @girldissected 4 роки тому +18

      Actually, I'm eating an ice sandwich using ice from my working freezer rn

  • @beccasm6088
    @beccasm6088 4 роки тому +13489

    caroline: “there’s a homeless person in my basement!!!”
    police: “hahahahaha homeless people don’t *_live_* in _houses_
    ~✨not enough evidence~✨

  • @immmusa
    @immmusa Рік тому +2

    I’m sorry but that scream when he went in he was like AAAAAAaaaaaAaa I’m sorry but that sent me to the laughing planet 😂

  • @JustKiama-le4mw
    @JustKiama-le4mw 8 місяців тому +4

    You could turn Life of Luxury video titles into a Dr Seuss rap

  • @poffydaisy5134
    @poffydaisy5134 4 роки тому +4079

    Caroline: THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!
    policeman:
    *_no._*

  • @gasgasugasusam
    @gasgasugasusam 4 роки тому +649

    But like if there’s a HOMELESS person in a basement then it’s not a homeless person?

    • @josiahbaumgartner7643
      @josiahbaumgartner7643 4 роки тому +5

      It's not their home

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 4 роки тому +19

      Homeful

    • @sstvms2023
      @sstvms2023 4 роки тому

      albino corgi if they’re in the basement how would they be basementless

    • @DriveLikeYourKids
      @DriveLikeYourKids 4 роки тому

      albino corgi but but he lives in a basement so he isn’t basementless

    • @alondratobon8929
      @alondratobon8929 4 роки тому +3

      Homeless person evolves into✨ squatter ✨

  • @user-wl1rx4hj6d
    @user-wl1rx4hj6d 2 місяці тому +2

    Caroline: Please help I’m trapped and there’s an intruder in my basement
    Police: so you’re telling me, you own a house, and someone decided they wanted to be in the house? Yeah I think you need the asylum.

  • @saprumk4
    @saprumk4 2 місяці тому +2

    I think the funniest thing was that the "demon" was a man covered with duct tape 🤣🤣🤣!

  • @Its_yo_boi_Pablo
    @Its_yo_boi_Pablo 4 роки тому +304

    Attention to all nineteen year girls!
    Do not...
    Live alone
    Own several properties
    And live next to mental hospitals

  • @smokey1517
    @smokey1517 5 місяців тому +1

    "Dude, do you think it's safe to be going to this house alone"? As they're riding to the house in a car together 😅

  • @thecrackerman9224
    @thecrackerman9224 10 місяців тому +2

    7:55 is me when my mom walks in my room

  • @sp4ce4ge12
    @sp4ce4ge12 4 роки тому +17702

    caroline: 911 there’s an intruder in my basement
    911 operator: what do you mean someone broke into your house, that’s illegal people can’t do that

    • @roserlandepaul3053
      @roserlandepaul3053 4 роки тому +100

      🤣

    • @amaraberger7113
      @amaraberger7113 4 роки тому +49

      Alex Derpington 😂😂💀

    • @averybryce6961
      @averybryce6961 4 роки тому +34

      😂😂😂

    • @domanddev
      @domanddev 4 роки тому +24

      Alex Derpington 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ffion7670
      @ffion7670 4 роки тому +392

      My cousin recently got a job at a emergency dispatch service and they are actually trained to “refrain from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that.” I lost it 😂

  • @sticco4342
    @sticco4342 4 роки тому +1573

    Wow, you made a better promo for Swagbucks without getting sponsored than them.

  • @jenniferjohnson-jb7ki
    @jenniferjohnson-jb7ki 2 місяці тому +3

    I just realized they're satire. The sunglasses at night, sleeping in the same bed. They're actually self aware.

  • @Bellastoyfilms
    @Bellastoyfilms 2 місяці тому +2

    I've completely lost track of how many times I've watched this video, and this will definitely not be the last.

  • @Crystalizedsky
    @Crystalizedsky 4 роки тому +1475

    Caroline's video actually jump scared me wtf. I wasn't prepared for that. I was expecting someone below the stairs, not a hand grabbing her leg-

  • @onlyjxsh5415
    @onlyjxsh5415 4 роки тому +401

    HELP I CRASHED MY CAR AND MY FAMILY IS DYING!
    Police: no

    • @Noelunreal
      @Noelunreal 4 роки тому +9

      *HELP SOMEBODY WITH A GUN TRYING TO KILL ME!*
      Police: Nice prank guys.

    • @onlyjxsh5415
      @onlyjxsh5415 4 роки тому

      Angela Southard 😂