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123 Go has taken over, it's time we accept the new crafting king
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on UA-cam, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez - Комедії
Age : Greg
Sexuality : Greg
Gender : Greg
First Name : Greg
Last Name : Greg
Birth date : Greg
Greg
We’re all completely made out of greg
social security number : Greg
Pls touch me
I put Name: Greg on my test. Guess who failed?😂
Danny *Is literally married*
Also Danny "I've....seen.. a girl before...."
Makayla Alexis um yeah Laura’s a Greg
Bruh I thought he was something like 16-18
@@noodlecat2368 he has a young face
He's like 23 24
@@noodlecat2368 I get it, he has a young face
I love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it
College moment
Anorexic moment
l love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it
1k like
I love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it
The bobby pin part really felt like one of those tv commercials where people overreact to accidents in the home like stuff spilling all over and falling out of cabinets 😂
same for the part where the girl spills her change and freaks out then struggles to pick it up
*Uses black and white filter*
"Has this ever happened to you? Then try this!"
touches bobby pin*
the coffin: full
Girl after getting electrocuted: *shrugs it off*
Girl after sitting on a Bobby pin:FUUUUUUUUUUk
Man, 1,2,3 go must be allergic to bobby pins.
@Lucky Bean yes
Lucky Bean idk if their allergic, there bones literally disappeared.
Lucky Bean Idk lol, why do we even care xD
@@fatmarley6750 i dunno. But its safe to say that 1,2,3 go makes no sense. Lmaoo
as a girl who wears bobby pins every single day and always has them lying everywhere all the time, i have never felt pain from sitting or stepping on them
Same😂😂
If you can even find them ever again
Kat D they’re better for unlocking doors in fallout
Same.
But after dropping them I never see them again
Correction: as a Greg who wears Bobby pins every single day...
everything the poop prank will achieve is someone will see it, shrug, press the flush and clog the pipes with cardboard
that and also the person being pranked will probably think you're a massive idiot after that
I think you might be right, but also when I was in highschool, and someone didnt flush, people would just avoid that stall like the plague😅
@@cupids_favourite_aro4578im in middle school and ppl still do that 😭😭🙏
My dad used to work at a lumber mill and they would actually play pranks on each other like that a lot. Having the boss be part of it is the key to not getting fired
For males: females do not find bobby pins everywhere. They are never found.
thanks for the fyi
Once they leave your sight, they are gone forever. You can never look away.
@@Soggy_Corb Yep
and hair ties
*so true*
I’ve been a girl for 22 years and I can confirm no girl has ever been stabbed by rogue bobby pins
😂😂🤣
because once you lose those fuckers theyre gone forever lmfao. im 99% certain most girls would be HAPPY to step on a lost bobby pin 😂
Ikr
I agree my sister is a dancer and uses alot of bobby pins and has never had an issues with them
Lil’ Concept same
after those hacks and the thing about "if you're a girl there's no doubt you understand the plight of stray bobby pins" i guess im no longer a girl
My gender has been stolen :(
3 months later and im a demigirl how funny
@@yuuisanL that’s actually gold lol
I used to be a hairdresser, and I still couldn’t relate 😅
@@mygenderisno one year later and im genderfluid hOW FUNNY 😭😭
“I might not be a girl but I’m a GREG 💅🏽✨”
-Danny Gonzalez 2022
my friend, this was made in 2019.
@@prubruh3229 beat me to it
Danny is a true Girlg.
@@calowenby1654 he is also a true Grelg.
as grelg this was yes-
"I'm not a girl...I'm a Greg"
-Greg, 2019
sub to me or I'll steal your tic-tac's coming out as trans to your family like
@@200bees No please dont
I'm not an human, I'm an air conditioner
Gold!
Møønxbaby ?
"I've... seen a girl" *has a wife*
Wife is a Greg too
and im sure he's seen her
@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 HE HAD A BOBBY PIN IN HIS EYES! HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE?! There isn't even any eye milk left. It's all sand. :(
@@KillerCaitie excuse me eye milk
anyat That’s exactly what I was gonna inform OP! Danny isn’t married to _girl_ ... YUCK! He’s married to a *Greg* ... YAY!! Hahaha.
8:43 I'm not a girl, so apparently I don't know the danger of Bobby pins, but I don't think that they are that sharp where they can stick themselves into your finger
they aren’t.
I'm am a girl and I can confirm they are not that sharp
3:16 I remember when my little sister, who was like 2 at the time, did this exact thing, and it was so perfectly coated that mom thought it was me or one of my brothers, but nope, she got into the makeup and turned herself into a sunburned oompa loompa AND did the same to one of her dolls.
The voiceover sounds more natural than the Troom Troom voiceover, and yet for some reason it feels more disorienting
Ikr something about the way the voiceover lady is trying to be cool while saying the most nonsensical things.
ellie I’ve had this comment open for 10 hours and I’m finally tired of it
Yeah it does
Y e s .
I'd be 100% certain if it was a parody, if there was actually a single bit of parody content in there besides the voiceover.
As a girl I'm surprised she even found her bobby pins
I know right
At my (middle) school (I'm a guy btw) I find bobby pins on the ground all over the school. I grab them because maybe someday I'll learn how to lockpick with a bobby pin.
i buy new bobby pins every 4 months :(
I'm a guy. I literally have one in my pencil case, in case i ever need to pick a lock. I somehow can't find it.
Bobby pins don’t Hurt
Every time danny said "gold" I heard Jarvis' voice echoing
6:14 I just realised Danny was wearing a ratatoing t-shirt
You're so smart! 👏
“I’ve...Seen a girl”
Danny acting like he’s not married
He's married?
Isn't he 14?
He`s 3
That0neWeirdo Thats what I thought??
Hes BEEN married for a while now lmao her names laura
Ah yes the three genders: girl, guy, and Greg.
edit: Some people are talking about my lack of awareness for non-binary people. This comment was made a year ago, I was in my truscum phase. I swear I’m a lot more aware, and a lot more funny now. I had no intention of this comment blowing up, if i had i would’ve phrased it a lot better.
Yes so true
dont forget, attack helicopter
@@skandisjvel1147 congrats on failing at comedy
And we are greg
No : P
I think a better storyline for the shaving cream thing would be that she runs into her friend’s room and she’s doing chemistry homework and it’s like “what do I do??” And her friend is like “shaving cream has stain removing properties!” And holds up a page about the fuckin. Stain removing properties of whatever the fuck chemical is in shaving cream.
00:15 The Ratitoeing shirt
That's POG
I’m not a girl I’m a Greg
G:gender
R: really
E: equals
G: Greg
My sir you have created la paradox
Wise words from the wise one
There are only two genders
Greg and greg
Hi Greg sexy leg 👍
@@emilytaylor468 Greg and Craig
online survey: are you a boy or a girl?
me: i’m a *g r e g*
Ah,I see you're a man of culture
@@oxygen7067 a greg of culture
Everyone under me has the big dumb
Hugh Neutron gayg?
Suniclu you fell for it
6:00 so are we gonna talk about how it just shows off that girls feet in the shaving cream shot??
No we're not
That gremlin noise made me laugh like a dying gremlin for a lot longer that it should (LOL)😹
"Oh no, my pants ripped on the way to class!"
That's gonna tarnish your reputation like jumping knee-first into a puddle.
lol from the troom troom video
#crossoverofthecentury
Hee
Lol troom troom video
Lol only Danny fans get this
Danny let’s talk about that Ratatoing shirt you’re wearing
Where can I obtain that shirt?
It’s called fashion, sweaty. 😍😍
@@princesacelestia6669 yes sweaty fashion, fashion that you sweat in!
Taylor r/wooosh
woohoo how is that whooosh
Danny talking about how thankful he is for 100k followers: 🥳☺️
*_5.91 Million followers appears_*😈
*6.27 M followers appear*
@@flyingmango9 yoooo that’s crazy, congrats Danny
3:30 i love how sassy Danny's "ridiculous" is😂
Oh no no no, they have the boby pin thing all wrong. You see, you use one boby pin once, then it disappears forever. They don't come back and attack you, they leave and never return.
. body pins ? are they like , bobby pins but for your entire body?
@@mm-xk2zl oh no sorry I meant bobby pins
True. RIP all my lost bobby pins lost after being used one tie, no matter how carefully I save them.
like my dad
@@stargirl2667
1, I'm so sorry that happened
2, Why do I find those types of jokes or statements so funny 😭
“i’m not a girl, i’m a greg”
i, too, identify as a greg
Youlander Bethel i’m aware, i’m just quoting what he said at roughly 2:54-2:55
@Youlander Bethel You must be new to the joking world.
We all identify as a greg
Noah Renne Laura and Greg
Hello fellow Greg
Aw I'm so disappointed Daddy didn't take the opportunity to try fake nails. That would have been honestly hilarious. I personally don't like long nails because they are a pain, especially fake nails. I just like when he does fun things like that 😊
7:05 📣what have i done 😔😩📣
As a girl, I have never ever found a bobby pin around my house.
I don't use Bobby pins ;-;
Same
I dindt even saw them irl
Fr tho
I use Bobby pins, and they never in my life caused me any pain
“Im not a girl but im a greg”
Should be a shirt. I would buy that
yes
SAME
Or just im not a girl im a *greg*
333rd like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait i just ruined it
OML YES 😂😂
“I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg.”
-Danny Gonzalez
It's so funny that Danny chose melting jeans as an example of a life hack that wouldn't work, because it totally does work
melting clothes fully depends on the material the garment is made of. A full cotton fabric will burn
bobby pins don’t hurt like at all, they’re not even sharp lmao
Yeah, I feel like that part was written by someone who has never used bobby pins, ever.
kaitlyn is an egghead They literally have a rounded tip 😂
kaitlyn is an egghead I like how they even show a close up of one and show that they’re not sharp at all.
kaitlyn is an egghead swallowing them whole sucks
Yeah and if you ever reach in a bag with bobby pins they don’t automatically open and clamp onto your fingers
*let's take a moment to appreciate that Danny is wearing a ratatoing shirt.*
no.
All I’m concerned about is where he got it lol
I saw on twitter that a viewer actually sent it to him!
I am a capcake he got it from a fan on tour
I was wondering where he got it from because I kept lookin at it like:
Is- is this merch? Where did he get this?
i like how he's just casually wearing ratatoing merch
Watching this 4 years after it was posted and seeing Danny at 5.62M subs, I am just amazed. Good job, you deserve this.
"if youre a girl, you understand the plight of stray bobby pins."
no i dont
literally when did this pop off im-
Right? My wife's Bobby pins don't stray to different areas to poke her. They're either in her hair or disappeared from this world.
@@nothinghappens9811 most likely disappeared from the world lol
Delana W they just Disappear forever
Betsy Spellman yes.
i also don’t, because i’m male.
I'm annoyed
I just did a supermarket survey and "Greg" wasn't a gender option
damn..😞
@@tall_child3214 I know right? I was really disappointed,and mad too.
Glad to see someone relates
Damn🙄
@@franjo5174 dAmN
@@speckledkiwi9611 as a fellow greg of course i am upset.
sincerely,
greg
6:05. I love the sound effects they're using from Scooby Doo, Where Are You.
I’ve straight up never used a Bobby pin. The whole Bobby pin thing has always felt like an exaggeration to me but my friends say they just get sent to the shadow realm constantly. No stabbing involved
The fact he has a ratatoing shirt on-
O M G
I want one
Lol yeah
Needs to be merch
R a t a t o I n g
Danny: “I’m not smart”
Danny: has an engineering degree
What if he got the big dumb and he engineered dumb wuwjedhdfdfgdvdbdnsmwjwiwjakaakq
Holy fuck no way. Very cool
I dont want to blow any one's mind, but get this: not everyone with an engineering degree is smart. I studied engineering and knew plenty of people in my grade with questionable intelligence who still graduated.
@@MathildaSvS that's kind of common sense vs testing intellegnece
I know people in med school that make me question myself
Love watching the start of this video - can't believe Drew Gooden never thought he'd hit 5.8 million!
1:32 bro I just realize I think he’s wearing a ratatoing shirt
Omg
danny, who is already an absolute king, is now also wearing a ratatoing shirt,
@@pandupandus7476 I know, right?
@@pandupandus7476 me too
Pandu Pandus someone gave it to him at the tour. He posted it on his insta story
Pandu Pandus
Did you find it? Because my friends birthdays coming up and we have an inside joke about it so I want to find it for her
Pandu Pandus
Ok thank you
Did anyone realise he's wearing a "Ratatoing" shirt. That movie is so cursed.
Oh my god 😮🤫😎😎😏 😲😲😬😬💊💊😳😳🤫
@@nithrex R/ithinkihadastroke
Oh nooooooooooooo
How to attempt at drawing yes it’s cursed
thought that was his merch tbh
11:45
He doesn’t know that you can’t cut or take off acrylics? Okay…?
I love how he’s wearing the ratatoing shirt 😂
Other youtubers: wear expensive designer clothes
Danny: wears a ratatoing shirt
That a fan gifted to him on their tour. 👌👌
Ratatoing is high fashion
I think you mean
Danny:wears expensive designer clothes
Other youtubers:doesnt wear a ratatoing shirt
@@TheScrumple oh shoot you're right
Lol
*I am a:*
⚪ Boy
⚪ Girl
⚫ Greg
*Looking for:*
⚪ Boys
⚪ Girls
⚫ a will to live
my personal choice the second question
⚫ all of the above
mood
Ur not alone kid :(
⚫️
So QuIrKy
I do actually keep my bobby pins in an old tic tac case, but its to help prevent them from entering the void never to return and not because they hurt if you accidentally step on/touch them
I love how you have a Ratatoing shirt as a flashback to when you reviewed it
Ugh, don’t you hate it when you’re putting on lipstick and a second later you’re whole face is covered in lipstick? So relatable 🙄
I swear I thought it was only me.
lol
So relateble
and then it covers your whole body. so annoying 🙄
Ik right it happens to me like everyday 🙄
danny: h-
me: hippity hoppity that ratatoing shirt is now my property
It's a fan mail shirt. After this video they'll most probably start manufacturing that shirt soon.
Drugs aren't Good I hope so! 🤞
I need that shirt lol
@@mads6488 hold up
A very effective spell
"gold!" 14:36
Can confirm I did ballet for 9 years, Bobby pins are mildly uncomfortably to sit of or get poked by but nowhere near painful.
As a bobby pin user, let me just say: *no*
as a girl, i have never used bobby pins in my life
@@LL-tr5et I've never even bought a bobby pin
Ah yes, bobby pins do in fact feel like needles and I get stabbed daily. Sadly, I didn't get my tetanus shot and the doctor said I have a month to live.
I don’t even know what that is
@@phantom_lorikeet4994 me too
"I'm not a girl, I'm a Greg"
_-Danny Gonzalez 2019_
Poods speaking facts
Greg is now a gender. Officially
That’s going to be my year book quote 👏👏👏👏
greg/grem pronouns
Lol
10:39
oH nO My cHanGe!!!!¡?!
3:10 NOW HOLD ON cause her lipstick was just right in that shot. she did not need to fix it. that is not relatable. i am upset.
"Im not a girl im a greg." we have made our own gender now.
Yes. When people ask my gender I'm a greg.
"What do you have inside your pants?" Aha, nutcrackers
@@mekmmerkrk 1000% my response to that.
Yea I identify as a Greg and a holosexual
"ah so what are gregs allergic to?"
"anyone that is a craig"
The bobby pin thing definitely doesn't happen. The real problem is that bobby pins keep disappearing into the void. Where did my bobby pin go? No one knows. We'll never know.
@@donexx8939 true
@@donexx8939 Bobby pin thieving goblin
I bought like 200 a few months ago and I have no idea where they went.
I lost a whole pack like I didn't take then off the cardboard it's just gone
they go to where your socks do
I am watching this right now and you have 5.57 Million Subscribers over the course of 3 years. Thats pretty impressive so keep up the good work Danny
8:51 I have never got hurt by Bobby pins once I loose it I loose it forever
“I’m not a girl”
“I’m a Greg”
*I shall live by this quote.*
It shall have the honour of being my yearbook quote.
Danny should put it on a shirt, I'd pay for it
me when i realized i was a boy all along
Girl? More like Greg
Wait, I’m a girl... am I no longer a girl because I’m Greg?
Why is no one talking about how bad their hair color looked
Charlotte And Friends those hair colors are reserved for anime character ONLY
oreo 50 ew no
Jisélle G look up yu gi oh for me
it doesn't even have a proper gradient
Yeah that looks nasty
Hey Danny I just wanted to say congratulations on the baby❤🎉😊
I actually do the brush colour one a lot......I use one brush that's constantly blue, because spraying it on would require another person, a towel to get ruined, and being outside so the house doesn't get ruined.
At least the characters have actual names and not "BLue eYeD GiRL"
Red girl👍
DONT YOU DISRESPECT THE BLUE EYED GIRL!!!😡😡😡
If you need help, blink twice and mouth "Its not a problem anymore!"
“BlOnDiE!”
Frightened blondie
No one:
Everyone in the comments:
“Im not a girl, I’m a Greg”
No one:
Not even the air:
Not even the dust in my living room:
Everyone: “ *lIkE iF yOuR fRoM tHe BeGgInG* “
G R E G I S I T S O W N G E N D E R
I'm trans greg
@@xkokiii_m4rz gtfo
@Camryn Power No one:
Random people: Trying to be cool and say jokes are dead
11:48 - 12:04
“That’s gross.”
Not really, if he washed his hands I think it’s safe to assume he also washed the acrylic nails.
Danny truly has the highest fashion sense of all humans
Danny: “I’m not a girl... I’m a Greg.”
Me: I am a girl... and a Greg.
Tim Evans HOW DARE YOU FORGET GREGBIAN and GRAYG
Fabienne Buvens is to powerful to be kept alive!
I am a greg and a bulldozer
Sorry u can't be a girl and a greg at the same time. Greg is greg, not a girl, or a boy, just Greg. Greg is your gender.
r/notlikeothergregs
omfg he's wearing a ratatoing shirt where do u get that from lol
melatonic you get it if you play RAID Shadow Legends. A free to play RPG on your phone. Triple A graphics in less than 1 gigabyte. Raid Shadow Legends is available on iOS and Android. Join The Raid! *Play Now!*
Benjamin Oyarzabal huh
@@bordwithasword wait..... what?
Benjamin Oyarzabal ok but where do i *actually* get it
cece gomez a fan made it for him
I agree with soulresonance42 - bobby pins are very hard to keep track of. For example, if dropped and you stand on them, well, y’know, they lie flat on the ground because they are very thin with one rounded end and two uneven sticks at the other… so not much happens. Likewise if you sit on them. Also, trying to get one out of a bag or purse is basically impossible because they’re invisible and like to hide along the damn bag seams.
Hey there. I'm just finding you and bingeing your videos. You're hilarious, fun, cute, and addicting. Thanks for being here and making your content and sharing with us. I'm not one to turn on notifications on YT, but I've done it with yours. I'm now Greg. Woot!
My husband came in at the end and said, “who’s Greg?” And I said, “We’re Greg.” Now he thinks I’ve joined a cult.
Lazy Weekend Gang Good, because you have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
r/thathappend
Beaste Beat that’s actually believable
@@doubledare7736 who's Joe?
@@BLUEDUECE77 Joe Biden
“Your bone is just dust”
Guys my bones are getting squishy again...
Just murder a mermaid
Blood cells are getting crunchy
Well damn
You’re a true greg
Leslie Long don’t make me laugh to much everyone is asleep.
15:19 the attic
8:37 as someone who often uses Hair pins they don’t hurt when u step on them like if u step on Lego
"Someone help!"
_"imadoctor!"_
"Wh- what?"
_"you asked for help imadoctorrr!"_
This was golden.
this part was 123-GOLD
this part was 123-GOLD
this part was 123-GOLD
this part was 123-GOLD
this part was 123-GOLD
Now, I’m not a girl....
I’m a ✨𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑔✨
But I’ve ✨𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛✨ girls before.
👁greg👄greg👁
✨ G r e g ✨
G r e g ↖(^ω^)↗
It seems that you are ✨correct✨
Im not male just greg
9:19 this is now my new favorite Danny skit
6:46 uniconically was how I tried to fix my glasses when one of its handle fell off. Obviously didn't work
“Hey I have a bobby pin on my fing-“
“Are you sexually active”
What does that have to do with the bobby pin on my finger
Electabur it’s a reference to one of Danny’s old vines
@@thecookiedot2751 i know that lmao. That was also a reference to one of his old vines.
"Help i broke my leg"
"Are you sexually active".
"What does that have to do with my leg" ect, ect.
Electabur nothing I just thought you looked cute
@@mariamgomaa1242 aww
Her “dyed” hair looked so bad that I actually got scared for her sanity
finally the comment I was looking for
Lol
@@abhinav1935 ˡᵒˡ
fr tho why does it look like *that* i cant even explain why it looks so bad
Ronnie-tamara Williams sis what? I am lesbian so what's your point??
2:52
"Im not a girl... Im a greg"
I need to put that on a shirt
1:12 missed opportunity for him to say “enough being sappy, its time to get crappy”
Danny's acting in his skits are better that 90% of UA-cam algorithm
Agreed
I agree
100% TOTALLY agree
True
Honestly it is better acting that most cable tv too lol
“I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg” -Danny 2019
Hey I watched the video too!
Amy Padgett ah yes the two genders; girl and Greg
This gained 1k likes in under an hour
*greg 2019
I am a not a girl I am a Greg too
1 2 3 go is definitely the best out of the big 3 craft channels (five minute crafts,troom troom, and 1 2 3 go)
That last one reminds me of the time I barricaded someone in the break room with Cardboard boxes.