Lazy Man's Super Bowl Chili

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  • Опубліковано 15 лип 2024
  • ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CHILI? Jack Scalfani gets his chili on for Super Bowl Sunday.
    Here is the parody of this show:
    • Video
    Here is the recipe:
    Ingredients:
    1 pound of ground sirloin
    1 pound of jimmy dean sausage
    1 large onion chopped
    1 16 oz bag of mexican cheese
    3 cans of black beans
    2 cans of pinto beans
    1 can of corn
    2 jars of salsa (mild)
    1/2 tsp of red pepper flakes (optional)
    1 can of crushed tomatoes
    1 tsp of tomatoe paste
    1 tsp of minced garlic
    pinch of salt to taste
    pepper to taste
    Directions:
    Brown the meat in olive oil in a sauce pot or dutch oven. When meat is about 90% brown, then add in the onions. Finish browning.
    Add in all the other ingredients. Cook on low flame for about 40-50 minutes. Add cheese at the end and then serve.
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  • @thatguyfromhouse
    @thatguyfromhouse 7 років тому +77

    This is very close to what they serve in jail without the meat or spices. Nice job!

  • @wolfgang169
    @wolfgang169 12 років тому +258

    wouldnt a lazy man just buy a can of chili?

    • @nicktilles
      @nicktilles 4 роки тому +25

      Like it or not
      ...he is spitting a fax machine

    • @benhansen3347
      @benhansen3347 4 роки тому +14

      Yes. And it would be 1000% better than the mish mash of odds and ends used in this video

    • @dderajj2166
      @dderajj2166 4 роки тому +3

      @xxx CHOPPER it's not a bandwagon just because it's the popular opinion.

    • @nicktilles
      @nicktilles Рік тому +3

      @@Moon_Presence that was 3 years ago

    • @WhiteKneeOnBlackNeck2
      @WhiteKneeOnBlackNeck2 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Moon_Presence that was 3 years ago

  • @p1baby
    @p1baby 4 роки тому +48

    "Looks like I made something real fancy doesn't it"
    ...no

  • @whalewaffle2771
    @whalewaffle2771 Рік тому +11

    What, no rotten brisket?

  • @FINSuojeluskunta
    @FINSuojeluskunta 9 років тому +106

    I got heartburn and high blood pressure just from watching you make this

  • @CorporalPoon
    @CorporalPoon 9 років тому +69

    a jar of salsa..

  • @agonisecharterer4131
    @agonisecharterer4131 4 роки тому +34

    “From the country of Brazil, so all you Portuguese people get ready”

  • @heidishoshana
    @heidishoshana 11 років тому +29

    I know this is supposed to be lazy, but if your'e already sauteeing off the beef and onions, the first thing you should add after that is the spices and then the tomato paste. that way you can bring out the flavor of the spices in some of the fat and the tomato paste will cook out a little bit and not be so tart.

  • @xrayABooD
    @xrayABooD 4 роки тому +19

    7:19 did he just call that "Fancy" ?

  • @NariKham
    @NariKham 4 роки тому +82

    Who did it better: amberlynn or jack

  • @B_2_11
    @B_2_11 Рік тому +8

    Can't believe people actually make jacks recipes 😂

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 11 місяців тому +2

      I think it’s because Jack started cooking close to the beginning of UA-cam, so there weren’t many other good cooks to compare to, so viewers couldn’t see what good cooking looks like
      Or possibly, Jack just cooks the food himself and says they are from other people, I actually have that theory for his fan mail

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 9 місяців тому

      A little update, I found a comment in another video, they knew someone who worked as Jack’s cameraman, my theory about Jack faking his fan mail was bang on the money, he did get actual fan mail, but he hated having to read it, so he ignored it and wrote his own

  • @jessielee9631
    @jessielee9631 8 років тому +78

    No chili powder or cumin?

    • @amandamoon583
      @amandamoon583 8 років тому +2

      Good question, I was wondering the same thing..

    • @wolf-yq6fs
      @wolf-yq6fs 4 роки тому +18

      I’m cumin just from watching this master work his magic

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @fuyukidenka I put it at the end of the video. Jump there and click on it. I will also put it in the description. Thanks.

  • @layowebber9178
    @layowebber9178 4 роки тому +23

    Who tf puts corn in chilli, plus that looks more like stew than chilli

    • @LD-2401
      @LD-2401 2 роки тому

      It’s a regional thing.

  • @michaelhooks3644
    @michaelhooks3644 3 роки тому +5

    how can you not add any chili powder? dude?

  • @hollandkaas
    @hollandkaas 13 років тому +7

    'I oughta'.... hahaha that was funny.

  • @Silvahhhhhhhhhh
    @Silvahhhhhhhhhh 4 роки тому +13

    7:17 "Looks like I really made something fancy doesn't it"
    No, my dog can puke something fancier than that.

  • @tweezerjam
    @tweezerjam 2 роки тому +3

    He would be a cowboy fan 😂 tool

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @Spunn3d go to NFLshop.com and order one. You can customize it. Mine says JAKATAK on the back.

  • @chrisrodriguez6305
    @chrisrodriguez6305 8 років тому +5

    Recipe looks great, cant wait to try it. You should just put the meat directly from the bag into the pot without touching it and cross contaminating all your utensils and kitchen surfaces. You can also cut the edge off the sausage roll package and squeeze it out like toothpaste into the pot, without touching it.

  • @littleone92310
    @littleone92310 9 років тому +5

    I like to add all my seasons to a dish during the browning process...

  • @robsmith1674
    @robsmith1674 9 років тому +11

    I plan on making this for dinner tonight. Hopefully mine turns out as good as yours. Thanks for all you do, and have a happy new year.

  • @dontasktwice1900
    @dontasktwice1900 11 років тому +11

    I always put the seasonings/spices while I'm cooking the meat, seems better for me

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @Standard420247 there are some videos on my channel that weren't episodes. UA-cam is counting them wrong.

  • @ilfarmboy
    @ilfarmboy 6 років тому +2

    Needed all the liquid from the beans to thicken the chilli

  • @aztecn8shn
    @aztecn8shn 10 років тому +2

    Whoa jack my man!!! I didnt know u were a fan of our boys in silver and blue! Cowboynation! Love ur shows....-karlos from l.a.

  • @Burkemper100
    @Burkemper100 8 років тому +3

    Jack JR: go Pittsburgh lol
    Jack: did you just say that at the end of my show lol.

  • @OTMPR1M0
    @OTMPR1M0 2 роки тому +2

    Can we get more than 4 strands of cheddar on that slop though?!

  • @rodneycarlcockerhamii32
    @rodneycarlcockerhamii32 2 роки тому +4

    Jack i love your videos man keep on making them brother!

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @jfatsnorlax I did a french onion soup video. look on my channel.

  • @aloisiokochhanntrikeis5816
    @aloisiokochhanntrikeis5816 4 роки тому +6

    these things make me proud of not being american

    • @frontcentermusician
      @frontcentermusician 3 роки тому +1

      And we are glad you are not! LOL.stay away.

    • @18hornet
      @18hornet 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@frontcentermusician bro why do you have to be so salty? It’s a joke. I mean who wouldn’t have this reaction upon seeing the abomination that is Jacks cooking?

  • @ultimatesly
    @ultimatesly 12 років тому +7

    i think you forgot to put in the seasoning

  • @ilfarmboy
    @ilfarmboy 6 років тому +2

    I leave my onions to very last for the extra crunch and flavor

    • @LD-2401
      @LD-2401 2 роки тому

      That’s a great idea!

  • @klostertorv
    @klostertorv 13 років тому

    love your shows

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @MammaRibelle yes. I love when people share recipes with me. i have done a few already from other people. Watch my 100th episode and I will be talking about this. episode 100 comes out on Feb. 11th.

  • @cale9747
    @cale9747 4 роки тому +5

    "always let your meat come down to room temperature before cooking it"
    you really are just a psychopath jack

  • @amandamoon583
    @amandamoon583 8 років тому

    I'm gonna try this one!! Woot! Thanx for sharing!

  • @MegaPikelet
    @MegaPikelet 11 років тому +2

    I made this for my self with one less can of black and pinto beans and it fed me for 6 days, it also tastes awesome

  • @rustedbiscuits874
    @rustedbiscuits874 4 роки тому +1

    Chilli with no chilli powder? Ok

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @virtualguitarist yes. Porcelain pot is cast iron. I love it. it's easy to clean.

  • @italianXnightmare
    @italianXnightmare 13 років тому +7

    4:27 most hetero statement in the history of the show.

  • @keikoandgilly
    @keikoandgilly 13 років тому

    Nice, Jack! That chili looks so good!

  • @terribethreed8464
    @terribethreed8464 8 років тому +2

    Great one Jack!! I use Jimmy Dean Hot Sausage instead of plain kicks it up a little & the spices in the sausage just make it better I think!!

  • @JohnCHerz
    @JohnCHerz 8 років тому +17

    why would you call a beef-bean-stew a chilli?

    • @Kezzers
      @Kezzers 7 років тому +9

      Because 99% of the population isn't a food elitist asshat.

    • @JohnCHerz
      @JohnCHerz 7 років тому +2

      Well then you could also call the us-prediedency-election a democracy...

    • @fobo3361
      @fobo3361 4 роки тому +2

      @@Kezzers why are you so mad over beef bean stew not being chilli

    • @Kezzers
      @Kezzers 4 роки тому

      @@fobo3361 how do I sound remotely mad?

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @majorenDK I only needed a tablespoons worth. What went in the pot was about that. i didn't use it all on purpose.

  • @Tunaslayer1
    @Tunaslayer1 8 років тому +15

    You Drooled on you Dallas Cowboy shirt???
    I spit on it!!!!
    Raider fan that loves your show, just talkin some smack!!
    Love the videos Jack!!

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @JustNess78 I just tried it. It worked. Try the link in the description box.

  • @dontasktwice1900
    @dontasktwice1900 11 років тому +1

    I'm cooking this right now, hope its as good as it looks

  • @KaeLuxe
    @KaeLuxe 10 років тому +2

    Beans! So many beans! :D
    Looks nice :)

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @ItsOnlyZeke all your tips are amazing. Thank you. BTW, My son and I planned the ending. He asked if he could yell that out and we set that up. He's the love of my life. We just play around like that.

  • @rawiniatipene
    @rawiniatipene 9 років тому +1

    So craving chilli right now

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 13 років тому

    The Super Bowl is going to be 15 minutes away from where I live. I'm scared. But I want to try this recipe now! I love chili, all Texans love chili.

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @xxdjcharlierockxx Giant's are my #2 team.

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @zeldafreak701
    it was about $30 for everything, but we at it for three days. you could cut it in half if you wanted. It was way good. Better thank I expected.

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @ov3rcl0cked try my vegetarian lasagna video. Try my super bowl chili video that is up right now. You want to cook foods that have low sugar and low starchy carb foods. Stay away from pasta, potatoes and rice. BBQ sauces that are vinegar based or use sauces low in sugar. Grill any meat. Saute veggies in butter and garlic. Make a sugar free pudding topped with cool whip.

  • @fuyukidenka
    @fuyukidenka 13 років тому

    haha love the end

  • @froggie6608
    @froggie6608 7 років тому

    This chili is awesome!

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @moneymaker739 Yes. we usually have it for dinner or left overs the next day. We've had the suoer bowl chili three times and it's finally gone.

  • @bigDcstx
    @bigDcstx 9 років тому +1

    What happened to the spoof video!????? I wanted to see it. First time, long time, watch all ur shows and finally want to get active on your channel!!

  • @sweatynreadyhot6915
    @sweatynreadyhot6915 3 роки тому +2

    When jack could use his right arm!

  • @hinahina89
    @hinahina89 13 років тому

    hahaha "Go pittsburg!" hahaha that was funny

  • @unioncoffeebreak
    @unioncoffeebreak 11 років тому

    this looks super tasty!

  • @juddperkins4306
    @juddperkins4306 9 років тому +6

    Atta boy Jack Junior, let him know what's up. Go Pittsburgh Steelers! Finally, this video just got better. Steeler nation in the house.

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @lilaznboy90 yeah. alter the recipe and have fun with it. You'll be fine.

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @Mandyzfelix I am from cali and I followed Troy Aikman from UCLA to Dallas.

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @iVolkswagen no problem as long as you clean and sanitize before and after. No biggie. My mother did it and we are all still alive with no problems.

  • @markjanveau2078
    @markjanveau2078 2 роки тому +1

    Oh god....quick and dirty dip, can only imagine what that’s going to be

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @A16AdamWalker What do you suggest I do? Kidney Pie? LOL

  • @CEMSTR3RK
    @CEMSTR3RK 13 років тому +1

    the olive oil look radioactive xD

  • @jernigan007
    @jernigan007 3 роки тому

    HELLO FROM 2021 !!! :)

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @masm60 I use a canon HF10. There is a newer model now for about $500.

  • @thephenomenalcrew
    @thephenomenalcrew 13 років тому

    Ooooh 1 more tell 100!!! Wheres Jack on the go vids Jack?

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому +1

    @GottofLAN it's just ground pork sausage.

  • @meller13
    @meller13 4 роки тому

    Here we go..all right. Look at that. Just beautiful. Repeat

  • @fall22123
    @fall22123 12 років тому +1

    I usually put the lid on the pot when I brown up a lot of meat like that. It goes a lot faster. I just break it up, put the lid on, and go chop up onions and open cans and stuff. When you take the lid off, it's cooked on the top too. Usually when I make chili I make a huge pot of it and freeze half of it. I like it that you used black beans. I'm not a big fan of kidney beans. They seem to have a thicker skin or something. They remind me of my Mom's chili. Chili wasn't her strong suit.

  • @Nicoledaly87
    @Nicoledaly87 13 років тому

    I love all your videos but I love the Lazy Man's videos the most because they are soooo easy which is great lol

  • @KeithO42O
    @KeithO42O 4 роки тому +1

    looks like a lot of work. is there a lazy man's lazy man's chili?

    • @LD-2401
      @LD-2401 2 роки тому

      Get it from a can

  • @richardc.mongler1029
    @richardc.mongler1029 20 днів тому

    the pop plate

  • @foxxfire9063
    @foxxfire9063 8 років тому

    OMG!!!! That's my favorite pie in the world! I have my mother's recipe for chess pie.

  • @k-ondoomer
    @k-ondoomer 4 роки тому +1

    Man that final cut didnt age well

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 4 роки тому

      Not sure sounds pre teen here so i imagine highschool

  • @splashycassie
    @splashycassie 13 років тому +1

    Hey Jack thx for he vid and I'm definatly gonna try this out soon. By the way: you are HILARIOUS and that's why I love watching your cooking shows better than any other : D

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @austinwang302 I didn't give anything away. I just hinted.

  • @KrunchyTheClown78
    @KrunchyTheClown78 13 років тому

    Great video Jack! LOVED the ending! LOL

  • @Hoffa3381
    @Hoffa3381 13 років тому

    @Jack: Your killing me! Now another dish to make... LoL Great show better then many on the 'Big Channels'... jACK

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 11 місяців тому +1

    Jack: Looks delicious, doesn’t it
    No, it looks like blended roadkill

    • @gameon_ct
      @gameon_ct 4 місяці тому +1

      I feel like I see you in every Jack related video haha

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 4 місяці тому

      @@gameon_ct I have a lot of free time

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 4 місяці тому +2

      @@gameon_ct I'm very passionate about food and cooking, I think it might be because my mother used to be a professional chef, so I watch a lot of food content on UA-cam

  • @onthelevel189
    @onthelevel189 6 місяців тому +1

    Always always always drain meat after cooking it. I promise it will taste better and be a lot healthier in the long run.

  • @ImjustKelly73
    @ImjustKelly73 11 років тому

    Go Pittsburg! LOL

  • @xoxLaLaLenaxox
    @xoxLaLaLenaxox 13 років тому

    I hate when he drags out the anticipation of eating the chili. Too... much... drool on the keyboard!

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @biggincourt DALLAS COWBOYS. It says JAKATAK on the back.

  • @M0nkify1
    @M0nkify1 13 років тому

    End was staged but it made me lol! Jack I love you and your vids

  • @edgarmedina6433
    @edgarmedina6433 9 років тому

    Dude why do you always say you drooled if we didn't see it

  • @christeufffff
    @christeufffff Рік тому +2

    That intro makes me cringe so hard lol

  • @sonikdude49
    @sonikdude49 13 років тому

    wow this looks amazing (calls friends for s,bowl party)

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @A16AdamWalker we will visit your country soon. I promise.

  • @ov3rcl0cked
    @ov3rcl0cked 13 років тому +1

    I've heard you mention several times that you're diabetic. My step dad is diabetic, and I'd like to cook for my family, however I don't know any recipes that are good or at least decent for diabetics.
    Anyway, you should definitely do a few diabetic friendly dishes. That would be awesome.

  • @TangoSpiceCompany
    @TangoSpiceCompany 13 років тому +1

    The bowl you were using looked way too small for me man!
    Great looking chili!

  • @rubyjeancuyler4051
    @rubyjeancuyler4051 Рік тому +1

    I’d rather watch a recording of my parents getting raped to death by timberwolves than watch this video again. Thank you for murdering my soul, Jack.

  • @IrateNub
    @IrateNub 13 років тому

    From what I have read, if you don't wash your hands before handling food, it could be contaminated if your not cooking it over a stove. HOWEVER : Some bacteria could infect the food causing Cholera; A very deadly disease that was an epidemic in the early years. (Around 1500's)

  • @cookingwithjackshow
    @cookingwithjackshow  13 років тому

    @CuriousCosmo09 damn. I've been eating that for days. Gave some to my mom and dad, too. LOL

  • @Unsia
    @Unsia 13 років тому

    hey i LOVEE the videos,
    may i make a request please?
    I want to lean how to make pickled...pickles/jalapeno :D
    i want to learn it !