Dr Ho: License to Practice - JonTron
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2024
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Jon...Jon Tron.
Phillip Green - Vitali Dyomochka
Richard Brundage - Q
Heather Peterson - M
Dante Jayce - Poker Dealer
Nia Akilah Robinson - Model #1
Nicole Evangeline - Model #2
Reni Mimura - Hui Yin/Dr Ho Masseuse Henchman
Michael Fuhrman - Clifford Cooper Emmett
Robert Taylor - Young Poker Player
Grace Bozza - Henrietta Innaswetta
Joseph Fan - Dr. Ho (But not really)
Crew:
Jon Jafari - Director/Creator/Lead Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer/Creative Writer
Mike Shayne - Gaffer/Creative Writer
Andrew Reynoso - Editor/Creative Writer
Melanie Licata - Make-Up Artist/Special Effects
Lynell Vinuya - Production Designer
Charlotte Claw - Production Manager
Mike Butler - Set Decorator/Grip
Trevor Lazinski - Set Decorator/Grip
CJ Farmer - Set Dresser
Cheven Zurbe - Set Stepper (Multiple Instances)
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I got in!
JonTron I love you and your videos your very great man hopefully you get good stuff in life from me
ho beater
I did enjoy have a wonderful day Mr. Tron!
glad we have your quality episodes
His production quality for just one joke is outrageously impressive.
and thats why we love JonTron
@@hi_its_jerry yiiiisssss
@@hi_its_jerry he always goes the extra mile for a joke
I need to know where he got that torture rack
@@bowlr9794 e bay
A reminder that the Hunchback joke for this video came out the same day that the Notre Dame fire broke out.
This is the type of incident that only happens once in a lifetime.
Jesus christ.
When
@@meatvortexgaming7134 bruh just look at when the video was uploaded
"There are no accidents"
-Master Oogway
@@samuelalphabet5360 no like the timestamp...not the date...we are not bline
Literally everyone: *Makes A Joke With Little To No Effort*
Jontron: *Uses The Budget Of NASA To Make A Joke*
Go help another settlement
Is there another settlement that needs help
Liam Basila imagine telling a man he's wasting his money because he has a high production value on his show. Jon isn't wasting money. he makes more money then he spends.
Hoooly fuuuucck. I forgot about the settlements!?
@@monolith253 fuuuck I let everyone get killed by raiders😂
3:28 "We have a renowned pain specialist" sounds like a threat. Like sir that doesn't describe a doctor, that describes a torturer
or a dominatrix
@@papastalin69 omfg yes
Or Deadpool.
@@FloridaGuy53 or The Punisher
@@wolfbakugoukatsuki547 Or Batman.
11:45 The fact that Dr. Ho's ad left in the footage of the woman getting beaned in the face by her child is absolutely priceless!
well put, "beaned in the face by her child"
My sides are gone
thats my mom lol
I actually saw the ad in a hotel once and it’s hilarious
I watched that part right after i read thid
“STOP IT JIMMY!” Has to be the best, most random, random repeated cut Jon has ever conceived.
Gets me every time. Incredible.
@Charlie Frutig there's nothing to get. Its just how he says it that's funny
GT3NB true
STOP IT JIMMY
I thought it was "Timmy" lol
STOP IT JIMMY
"You can use it at home, at work, *C O C A I N E* "
I heard that too
so happy im not the only one who thought he said cocaine lol
not just me then?
guarding! killing furry children!
Eric Clapton: Hold up, wait a minute
Jon Tron is a fuckin legend, the fact that he printed out and framed over 100 fake degrees for a 10 second bit is amazing truly amazing 👏
I looked at them too they aren’t even all the same…
@@Gii1234 LEGEND!!!
Jon is such an intellectual that he earned all those degrees
Watch your profanity
@@nickcameron7241 Yeah fuckin profanity everywhere in this fuckin comment section and on the fuckin Sunday too.
I love how he made that entire James Bond joke intro and outro just because "Dr. Ho" Sounds similar to the villain "Dr. No"
Dam, i didn't get it till you explained it
Also, was that Dr. Ho I’m the end?
One time I was on vacation in Sweden and I was watching TV. The movie "Dr. No" was on, but they had translated the title into Swedish. Very poorly too, like how non English speaking countries often translate titles into something completely nonsensical. I'm from Norway, I should know. Anyway, the translation was "We don't have a doctor" in Swedish. So basically "Dr? No."
@@lolaevergreen9077 I am from Brazil and know that very well, they translate the movie to bring the normies that only read the title to watch it. So they thought Shane was not revealing anything or being some kind of "clickbait" for movies, so the translation is something like "the brutes can love too", bro wtf it sounds like a lame romance when it is instead a badass western.
They should call you whiners Dr.NOOOOO
Dr Ho’s belt helped fix my broken marriage
666
All the way down here Hooverr! Nice to meet ya
Sup hooverr.
Who are you, kid?
@@lordfelidae4505 Hooverr
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the level dedication to the skit with all the certifications up on the walls AND the ceiling?
Kay Haven and also floors and some doors
I'm more impressed/concerned by the medieval torture device.
@@g10118 And even more when you learn it's not a prop
To be fair with how big Jon trons directive crew is for a you tuber its not as hard to do as it seems
So fucking good
The James Bond thing where he went “Tron, Jon Tron” was magnificent.
Jon: *makes a joke about Notre Dame*
Notre Dame hours later: ight I'ma head out
Same calendar day iirc lol
Timestamp?
@@rottenpotato4399 13:26
It was literally the same day, lol. Not even the next day.
@that's crazy bro but did I ask bruh fuck you mean
My man making hunchback jokes the day Notre Dame burns down lol
In all fairness he had no idea he filmed this several days prior.
A lot of people are offended mainly on Twitter but I mean it was just a reference cuz he is a famous hunch back character and the joke is referencing back pain not a church burning...
@@AdlersShadows
Alex, I think he knows.
It’s actually so funny the timing
@@Neiroe I know I just went on a tangent cuz twitter made me so annoyed lol...
@@AdlersShadows oh I'm not triggered lol. I just found it ironic
8:09 this clip is 8 seconds long and he built an entire set for a single joke. Legendary
Dude that's Jontron for you
They cleared a room and put black curtains up with the one device in the room. This is legendary? Jesus your impressed easily
And the Ph.D bit. Got dozens of framed fake certificates and put them all over the walls and cieling.
@@loganrichardson7870 and you’re going to ignore the torture device that easily cost him a shit ton of money?
@@jimboringo9958 y’all never hired before? My god where do you live?
No one talking about the Bond parody parts, but that was smooth af
except at 1:50 where the bullet is still in its casing
@@jinohantu2790 real marksmen use 100% of the bullet, nothing is wasted.
@Frogger no u
@Frogger you’re the worst thing your parents ever made
@Frogger your mum was the worst 50p I ever spent
So we’re just gonna gloss over the fact the that John has A LITERAL MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICE IN HIS OFFICE
That's normal, isn't it? I mean, everyone I know has one. There is even the famous saying: "The medieval torture device makes the office". So if you don't have at least one in a room, it's not an office.
KaeYoss true
He is into masochism
@@sergiowinter5383 r/cursedcomments
@@slapith3931 don't reference reddit bro
“Who does that? Scorpion?”
“Predator.”
“No, no, in Mortal Kombat!”
“Oh, yeah, Predator.”
Predator is in mortal kombat tho
Mortal Kombat X barely counts to be fair
Scorpion rips spines in MK Deception... he's not wrong.
*mkx doc*
Am I a joke to you?
@Johnnie Walker ehhhh, opinions are sketchy. Not saying mine is the right one by any means, but mk9 was the last great one IMO.
I like how Jon basically drags people's infomercial products through the mud and yet they're still willing to collab with him.
Oh it isn't actually dr. ho he says in the credits in the description
Aiden Hennigar but Phil Swift tho
@@underfed9552 That's pure promo lol
Aiden Hennigar I wish Dr. Ho came on. It would have been great.
Kraft Punk you’re right
I love how Jon managed to make a whole skit based solely on the fact that Dr Ho sounds similar to Dr No, a Bond villain.
Copied one of top comments.
@@_V.Va_ I’m expressing the same opinion. It’s not a joke that I’m copying.
@@benpowell-punmaster1214 bruh its almost word for word copy, its just depressing/annoying seeing this lack of originality.
@@Pats1234 not that they have the same thing, it's just that it's a near identical copy
@@Pats1234 it really doesn't matter. If you have a similar opinion but see it done first you just take the L and move on.
To think that Jon had an idea for a joke and said...
"ok...hear me out...I want to order 100 fake degrees....."
All he had to do was buy a bunch of picture frames and use a printer. Doubt he ordered them. Think he just said he ordered them as a joke.
@@kakytoo69 "a *bunch* of picture frames" understatement of the year
i was imagining he either had a bunch of people he knew create fake certificates OR he went and did a bunch of typing tests and stuff like that
"how soon can we order a medieval torture device?"
4:20
One anatomical skeleton- $100 to $200
Pharmacist coat- $20 to $50
Online "degrees"- $2 each (approximately 147 counted)
Total at minimum- $414, not counting recording equipment, staff, or rented space.
all for a short joke.
What a Lad.
How much do you think the torture rack that was on screen for all of 3 seconds cost?
@@sagecolvard9644 the ones that i *could* find (not for display/replicas, actual props to be used) were between $1,500-$2,000 on average. Mr. Tron truly is dedicated to his craft.
Having a bit of knowledge of TV producing (father's job), I can tell you, you must consider the possibility of the props being rented. It's probably the case. Of course I could be wrong, and it's not like renting them is cheap, but it'd definitely cut the cost by a lot.
@@angelpiuri6968 I had not thought of that. The skeleton he definitely bought, because you can see it in the background of some other videos, but the torture rack that's only on-screen for like 4 frames was probably rented, now that I think about it.
@@sagecolvard9644 oh yeah, i wouldn't imagine him buying a torture rack, so that might've been around 200-400 for renting.
11:00
"you can use it everyday for work, at home, cocaine, gardening..."
Pronounced cooking
'caine fo yo chilren'
I thought he said "croquet"
@@thefunny2837 r/woooosh
@@thefunny2837 Thanks, Burry. I was actually curious to what he really said.
The funny thing is that supporting the upper body to relieve strain on your lower back is precisely the purpose of a corset, which is basically what this belt is trying to emulate without actually being tall enough to qualify.
11:00 Dr Ho: ...You can use it everyday at work at home *cocaine* gardening came for your children...
*COCK CANE*
“Gardening came for your children”...sounds like a Minecraft game over message
“Always trust in the concaaaaaine” - captain Morgan
i mean cocaine is made from coke harvested from plants after all.
@@boombam9611 In that sense, ilegal chinese and mongolian children are working from my home in my secret undergound cocaine garden,that only me and my crack headed uncle Bill know about, I can't say I would do this but it is also an awesome meme template
Jontron: Okay for this scene I'm gonna need a medieval torture device
Jon's Financial team: Alright, coming up!
Jontron: Oh, I am also gonna need an abacus
Jon's Financial team: What are you, insane?!
for real though haha
gonna need to edit that one in cheif
*pays editor to edit that in more than it would cost to buy an abacus*
To be fair, it's easier to edit in an abacus than a medieval torture device.
@@jozinek876 to be fair it's easier to edit in the torture device and buy and abacus. But edited abacus and irl device were funnier
@@Lazy-Sage but if you already have the torture device but no abacus.....
13:27
He did a bit about the hunchback of notre dame.
*_This video was posted on the exact same day notre dame burned down. Jon is a prophet._*
Haha
Riku 70X holy shit
Jon Tron started the fire. Investigate Jon Tron.
@@petitnicollas No. It was the bird.
@@samuraijackoff5354 jontron is the bird
The ball hitting that woman in the face was hilarious.
They left it in, they left it in!
I wonder where that woman is now.
Jon: STOP IT JIMMY
Me: hmmmm, that name seems familiar....
Kid Nation. It's Kid Nation.
The back pain is what led Jimmy’s parents to send him to Kid Nation.
@@crisptomato9495 it all comes full circle
Maddie Peterson XD
It all comes back to Jimmy
But he said timmy
The way Dr. Ho says cooking sounds an awful lot like "cocaine".
Yeah, also heard that.
well.... cocaine used to treat everything so that might not be too far off
@@flatP_ ._.
@@flatP_ I mean...your honestly not wrong. If I recall, cocaine was originally used mainly in medicine...then people got stupid with it. If i'm wrong please correct me!
@@Bowserjr-wi4dn heroin and ecstasy too
* Makes hunchback joke *
* Notre-Dame immediately bursts into flames for 15 hours *
The power of Tron, Jon Tron
*oof*
it was the wig
11:36 That lady getting hit in the face tickled my funny bone. I was already grinning from that horrible line delivery, but then the slow motion shot of her getting hit in the face while talking about not feeling any pain from the belt just had me giggling like a school girl.
So damn hilarious
The belt has made her immune to all pain
Is this.... five JonTron videos in one year?! Incredible
And it's not even June!
I know it's CRAZY
Yea wtf i just subscribed 2 days ago, is this normal?
Hell nah.@@T0rrente18
@@T0rrente18 It is pretty unusual for him to upload at all.
Jontron: *Buys a Medieval Torture device and turns Dr Ho’s relief products into a James Bond parody*
God, I love this guy.
But photoshops an abacus
Im very much hoping its just halloween deco
*for a single joke*
I guess John's affection for Jimmy in kid Nation is cuz he abused his own son due to his terrible back pain and now wants penance for his sins
😂😂😂
Never knew the JonTron cinematic universe lore ran so deep.
Im your 1000th like, what an achievement, now im a millionaire, and a playboy, and a ferrari, and ok, and gay
@@erfanmanouchehri7999 i disliked you
S T O P I T J I M M Y ! ! !
That end was so good, I actually thought they got the actual Dr. Ho
Right I thought it was DR HO
They could get a hold of a real torture device, but had to Photoshop in a freaking abacus
Abacuses are expensive, like at least 11 much
Honestly I think it's funnier that way. Like how in Workplace Safety, they PhotoShopped pepper and a fan in his hand. It's like if he imagins things and they come to existance because of that. Because he is our God.
It was funnier. A real one would’ve been lame af
Dream Salad the things 4 year olds have..... is too much compared to a medieval torture device
Well how the hell would they know how much an abacus costs without owning an abacus to begin with?
Is nobody gonna mention that Jontron got ahold of a torture device
You’ll be surprised what you can buy in eBay
@@thematiasmadness7010 and the black market
@@yeet4846 and downtown New York. People using medieval torturing practices in the damn streets these days
Don't mention it, and you don't have to worry about him using it on you.
I did but no one gave a shit.
this is actually lore, thanks to jons back pain he sent jimmy to kid nation
Why hello there fellow neputeer xD
OH MY GOD. ITS SO CLEAR.
It makes so much sense
S T O P I T J I M M Y
3:25
6:50
Weeeeeeeeeb
5:33 I love how John stopped himself as he was gonna say Predator wasn’t in Mortal Kombat.
He saved himself there.
It seems to me that he probably didn’t know Predator was part of MKX, based on how he said it.
Jon: "STOP IT JIMMY!"
Little did Jon know, a year later he's gonna interview Jimmy, a victim of child abuse.
WHAT
@@akiradkcn Jimmy from his kid nation video
@@akiradkcn Jimmy from Kid nation 😂
Babe that ain't child abuse
Shut up Joel
@@loli_cvnt5622 no u
not gonna lie, that torture rack would probably do my back some good. Kinda like what the Omnidroid did to Mr Increadible in the first Incredibles movie
I know right
Oh man i was praying for something like that when i threw my back out moving a keg at my old job
See that makes sense
I like the idea that you don't have to depend on anybody
Maybe that's why they used it, at first it feels really good on your back but eventually quite horrible.
"soulja boy didn't even send me my thing"
He’s just a boy with a dream
Same I bought the soulja pods for the meme and I never got them
@@brutevilgax777 don't give money to morons
@@brutevilgax777 damn man lmao lol lmao lol lmao
@@jozinek876 excuse me, moron? have you ever read the lyrics to Crank Dat by Soulja Boy? i mean have you REALLY listened to the words? i mean the orchestral composition of the song itself moves anyone who is classically trained to tears, but when you combine that with the powerful lyrics he masterfully and tastefully lays down... it can be too much at times. you have your singer/song writers like Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel, Willie Nelson, Jeff Buckley, Dave Mathews, Roger Waters, etc that would and could never come up with the intricate chord progression Soulja Boy can compose, and i mean you can even compare it to the greats in literature like Dostoevsky, Fredrick Neichze, or Tolstoy but all of them pale in comparison to Mr. Boy's work as a whole. he single handedly made hip-hop into a serious art form with biting social and political commentary, as well as incorporate the archetypal heros / villains we find through-out human culture. Please, just read this excerpt out-loud and try to understand the ingeniousness of this ballet as old as time: this is verbatim from Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy™:
"Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you"
- honestly, need i say more? i didnt think so. good day sir.
11:03
I rewatched that part multiple times and it took me too long to realise that he was saying ‘cooking’ and not ‘cocaine’.
lmao
thought I was the only one
@@pinkvomit6280 Think again, idiot.
Same!
I only now realised the vortex thing in the james bond intro was a gun barrel.
Kill me.
I always thought it was a camera...
Ryan Wequ yeah that spiraling on the tube is the rifling of the barrel.
It's not a straw?
Klorgmak The Smasher No Patrick, a straw is not a weapon.
@@TheMamaluigi300 I betcha John Wick could make it a weapon
"who rips spines?"
"predator"
"in Mortal Kombat! I wish predator...(was in mortal kombat)"
well Jon, I have good news
And I have bad news, your entire spine is flipped the wrong way around, you have 3 weeks
@@notreal5826 Unless you call the number at the bottom of the screen in the next hour to order your package for the low low price of $99.99!
@@assaultspoon4925 (dude stick to the script its 10 payments of $99.99)
@@notreal5826 Shhh Bro, you order it for 99.99$
then you pay the hidden 9 extra payments of 99.99$
@Kyle Stewart or even better $30 with 200 hidden payments
Me: Has nice healthy back with no pain
The Gent of Tess: Oh no you don't
Why is this so fucking funny
Not on my watch fucker
11:00 "you can use it at home, cocaine, cleaning"
😂
I heard the same!!!
Lol nice. I wasn't the only one.
Cooking
@@Pyroscitywhat
I don’t know why but that “STOP IT JIMMY!” got me everytime
I DEMAND JAMES TRONATHAN, SON OF FAMOUS UA-camR JONATHAN TRONLEY, TO CEASE THE ACTION WHICH YOU ARE CURRENTLY PERFORMING
jimmy
No other youtuber has production quality to match Jon's... Especially for just 5 second joke segments. Fantastic
I don’t even know where he gets that much money
Luke Moretz sponsors and the fact that his videos 90% of the time gets 5 million views within a week
Josephi Krakowski ofc it is I was making a joke
It truly is impressive the level of quality he puts into his new videos!?! Really hoping for a cool Halloween video this year!??!? 👹🎃💀☠️
Captain Disillusion
Endgame < finding out what happened to Jon after Dr. Ho fixed his back pain
Iron man dies
shrek kills thanos
the real banana man dumbledor dies
Obviously he had the best life ever and no back pain
We need to know... hopefully it won't take 11 months like the second Flex Tape video
I was drinking water during the second “stop it Timmy!” And I barely held it together
Pretty sure it was Jimmy (short for Jimothy)
Jon our Prometheus what fire of knowledge do you bring to us today?
*John, our great Prometheus; what fire of knowledge do you bring to us mortals today?
the one in the notre dame evidently
@@hambubger8225 brilliant joke
Wasn't it "modern day" Prometheus? And "us mortals?"
@@hambubger8225 nice
The hunchback sounded more confident in his testimony than any of the other people in the actual ad
7:20 "I want to measure your spinal alignment first, just to be absolutely sure of which single-sized, non-adjustable belt suits you best"
This comment needs more recognition
I think you meant or he meant spinal. Not spiral.
@@Nitrodino7875 yes.
I think it's more so he can see if it helped
Omg, when she got beamed in the face with that ball. . . My spirit flew gracefully to not heaven but to heavens heaven!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I've got........no pain.........and I feel great" 😂 the testimonials are fuckin gold
"Forget what you know about mobile games because RAID is going to change it all."
*Immediately cuts to a map where an energy bar is shown as well as a premium currency that appears to be some kind of generic gemstone.*
SEE THAT MAKES SENSE
*The developers of Raid: Shadow Legends are owned by a company that **_makes video slot machines,_* putting out that game in an attempt to expand their business into a market which is a "natural next step" for them: mobile game players and children. (This is according to their CEO.)
It's fucking disgusting.
Raid is a piece of shit, but as long as it pays Jon's bills...
@@gayusschwulius8490 Look up SsethTzeentach's response to their outreach for sponsorship, it's hilarious. I have the video on my channel.
JonTron: Predator isn't in mortal kombat
Motal Kombat X DLC: Observe
?? Why did u post this 4 day’s ago? MKX came out like a year ago
Oscar Halbert this video came out April of this year. It’s not a year old yet.
Why are you saying that like the games age determines if you can make a comment about it or not?
The exact comment I was looking for
@@Jared_Wignall He said "like a year ago," dummy dum-dum McDummysticks-indabutt
JonTron: Was on a show called Game Grumps.
JonTron: thinks Scorpion does Sub's fatality.
Also apparently isn't aware Predator was in MKX.
I mean, technically Scorpion did Sub's Fatality in Deception. But it is Sub Zero's schtick so
In all fairness, Arin isn't that good at video games for someone who plays them all the time, so there's that to consider.
@@CatMaster90001 He also isn't entertaining
@Vlad Tepes That's opinion, not news. And learn to spell, for fuck's sake.
Look at that, the chiropracting industry has finally discovered corsets!
*Dr. Ho jumps out of tree
*“YOU WANT BACK PAIN RELIEF AMERICAN”*
*Dr.Ho jumps from jail
lol
umm the ads look like it been broadcast to Philippines.
I'm chinese, I can confirm that we DO indeed run out of random items and address people by their nationality.
Saying hi to my neighbour Ahmad?
"HELLO MY GOOD MALAY"
Trying to impress my crush Akane?
"GREETINGS JAPANESE HOTTIE DO YOU WANT TO SEX"
Everyone gangsta until the trees start speaking Vietmise
11:00 you can use it everyday at work, at home, *COCAINE*
Neil L don’t forget HerHOine
I think he meant to say cooking
Thanks God thought I was the only one
Koen De Jonge I did it by the caps
Koen De Jonge same😂
"After years of research..." 6:07
*Salem would be proud*
@@dustdt is Salem an icyhot professional?
Someone call Leffen
Dr Ho isn’t part of the Smash community
You beat me to it
@Guillaume Tourniquet Dude, you're pretty sexy :3
Also who's Salem?
15:03 The dramatic rendition of the first few keys of the JonTron intro is such a nice touch here.
JonTron uploads, I drop everything I'm doing
This is true
Same
Same
Exactly!
Big mood
1:50
WE FIRE THE WHOLE BULLET. THAT'S 30% MORE BULLET.
😂😂
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Per bullet. Cave Johnson a genius
I didn’t fucking realize 😂😂
Cartridge*
jon: casually uses medieval torture machine that he has laying around for his youtube video
SendTakos let the man have his sex machines in peace without being investigated man
@@dragondragonfruit5810r/cursedcomments
@@explosion1704 you’re telling me you didn’t immediately think “sex dungeon” when he said “oooh, *freaky”*
Qaqqaq
@@Skipsenberg I thought "sex dungeon" the moment I saw him there.
That CPR bit made me laugh more than I’m willing to admit.
*People don't breathe through their butthole*
Jon: like scorpion
Camera guy: predator?
Jon: no in fuckin mortal kombat
Me: actually...
He was in MK10? right?!
@@silverrakhsh34 yep, same with the xenomorph.
What's funny is that both cases are technically right; Predator was in MKX, taking the opponent's spine in their outro, but Scorpion also did Sub-Zero's Fatality in MK: Deception
That'll do kid. That'll do.
@@spiketheguy7091 check years.......... 🤦
Raid Shadow Legends
-Pay to win
-Boring Story
-Boring Characters
-Definitely Not Immersive
-Runs fine, just...fine
-Pretty basic graphics for our advancing tech age
-Horrible Business Practices
-Borderline Illegal Practices
Overall
1.5/10
See that makes sense
And with ads that usually last at least a minute
with ads that last longer than fights in the actual game
I’ve been playing a game identical (in gameplay) to it for years
Yeah but the pay jon a lot so that he can continue making UA-cam content so idc
"I think every patient..."
*cuts
"with back pain"
*cuts
"...should be wearing this belt?"
Those were just visuals, I’m pretty sure it’s just:
“I think every patient with back pain...”
And
“...should be wearing this belt?”
I love the quiet and premature cutting on this part XD
11:26
Soo, nobodys gonna talk about how he manages to fire a whole bullet and casing at 1:48? lmao
Whenever it happens, it means they're in cahoots with Aperture Science. Firing that is like 33% more bullet!
@@WingMaster562 railgun using cartridges from normal guns
WingMaster562 66% more boolet per shot
Hey he's in New York. It's illegal to know what a firearm is or how it works over there.
@@wraithwyvern528 damn
"The Gent of Tess" Why was this so funny 😆😂🤣
Because it’s jontron
Luke Moretz yes! You’ve solved it!
The UA-cam CC says its "the gentle dics"
degenerative discs just in case you didn’t know
*idk how tf the jent of Tess came out but yeah *
Jon: he go go gadgets himself! *makes power rangers movement* *transformers sounds play*
Read this RIGHT AS he said that
Ah
That's what makes it better.
CROSSOVER
😂😂😂
11:56 omg I died when I heard the Super Mario 64 hurt sound. That woman's testimony too LOL.
"The most immersive RPG experience you'll find on a smartphone anywhere"
*Soldier walks into a blade*
He roasted Notre Dame so hard it burned down
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Indeed
@@TollyKipper Looks like we have an Imposter
@@AegeusI7 Whatever you say Satan
Agreed
I thought that it said “Depression belt” instead of “Decompression belt” my mistake.
Is there really much of a difference, though?
I dont even need a belt for that.
Does the depression belt help depression or give it?
@@overactiveimagination9647 Gives you it if you don't have it, makes it slightly better if you already do. Or my alternative idea, the belt does absolutely nothing and it's so disappointing and dream crushing you are in mental turmoil.
@@woolust my god...what a marketable idea
The best thing about that PHD scene was that I was actually willing to believe he graduated from several schools just for the sake of a joke, up until he walked into the corridor of diplomas
are you stupid?
Dude his production value is amazing like he’s getting the actual people he watches to make cameos.
E-Fam Animates I don't think he actually got him I think when he says"hello Jon" it is a clip from the commercial as the guy presenting him is named John. I think they realized that the guys name was John and so they decided to have a clip of Dr. Ho saying hello John
I mean he still got phill swift though
I love how he jokes about predator being in mortal combat and that's literally a thing now
It's been a thing since way before this video came out actually
It's been a thing for 5 years.
They got Robocop in the MK11 though.
Kombat
@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 and the joker, he's super fun
@@Knifiac Cane *SMACK*
Woah, Jon is having a consistent upload schedule? This is madness!
No. This is the power of flex tape
*NANI?!!*
What sort of dark magic is THIS?!
Combat
No this is Sparta.
6:44 can’t believe Jon would laugh at something that unironically sometimes happens to me ;-;
The Gent of Tess
_A mysterious renaissance painting depicting either the Lincolnshirian Duke of Tess. or whatever the hell Dr. Ho was trying to say_
I'm the 100th like
Degenerative disks
Atma Moore IS THAT WHAT HE SAID
I love how these reaction videos have more production value for jokes than some movies/series
Love your profile picture very nice 😂
@@Rorschach1998 ayyyy
1/8 the time, 8 times the memes
Im so happy John tron is back, these videos make my day
Could not agree more
They make my entire year😂
Same
There was a tornado in my backyard, but it disappeared, and my house magically repaired itself after Jon uploaded.
Same
3:07 through 3:28 is such an amazing bit. Love how Jon doesn't even contain himself
6:45
Well Jon you mocked the product at 3:16 and said back pain couldn't change your entire personality and yet the women at 12:40 wasn't able to express love or affection for her child until she got Dr. Ho's de-stress belt. I guess you owe Dr. Ho an apology for ever doubting his miraculous product that not only fixes back pain but allows you to finally express love and affection for your family. Thanks Dr. Ho!
Dr. @HappyHazelNutz mine was clearly a joke too. It appears you are the only one who couldn't see that. As you would say, zoinks...
@HappyHazelNutz not very bright arent you ?
"forever rest your fucking peace man"
fucking sounds like quote from "the dude" in the big lebowski, this quote has always stuck with me
Jimmy:
Exists
Papa jontron: *STOP IT JIMMY*
This is cursed
Papa Jon?
I can still hear the screams, PaTron
Oh it strikes STOP IT JIMMY
JonTron puts so much effort into quick gags, it’s unreal.
16:25 I love how the background keeps getting more obscure.
I don't know if I would call Super Mario 64 obscure XD
I didn’t even notice that 🤣
Lol
Plot twist: after seeing the explosion in popularity of flex tape Ho-physio approached Jon to save their company, they are the true video sponsors
That's BS!
I have 13 Dr. Ho Belts
It' s a problem...
That hunchback joke was so lit it burned Notre Dame down
*Like fire, hell fire!*
*this fire in my skin!*
If mike is short for Michael. Bike is short for bichael
😂
As a French person, I’m o f f e n d e d
(But good one dude XD )
3:26 + 6:50 *STOP IT JIMMY*
never fails to kill me
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
― George Sand
Who's that sexy profile pic?
“No u”
-Joseph Stalin
I HAD A RAID SHADOW LEGENDS AD BEFORE THIS AND GUESS WHAT IS WAITING FOR ME WHEN THE VIDEO BEGINS
Great now you cursed me
Waluigi In Smash same
Same
Lol RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS TAKING ZA WARDU
The interviews are truly the greatest part about this, you can just tell how awkward and forced they are. Thanks, Ho.
in a way, doesn't that make them seem more realistic? If you were asked to talk about a product in front of a camera you shouldn't sound like an actor reading a cue card.
@@kyuubinaruto17
Indeed you wouldn't go about it smoothly if you were supposed to be just any average Joe, but it is greatly funny.