I was struggling to understand my friend's school calendar, and I ended up saying "MY MAIN IS HAVING A BRELTDOWN!" and she looked at me with lots of concern and she said "are you going to have a seizure or a stroke soon?"
Once tried saying “I don’t care” and “I hate you” at the same time during a heated argument and it came out at “I don’t hair you” and that caused us both to laugh and calm down.
Once I tried to say “sorry” and “‘scuse me” at the same time and ended up just saying “scary, scary” at the person walking past me like I was afraid of them.
"Squeesh" sounds like a sort of affectionate word for tightly hugging your precious cat/fur baby after you haven't seen them in a while and you've missed them terribly.
I once tried saying “everybody be quiet” and “everyone stop screaming” and ended up saying… “everybody stop creaming”. In front of a bunch of little kids.
Back in the day when I was teaching English (!) at a college in Russia, I wanted to jokingly say to my students, "I'm sick and tired of you guys," which came out as, "I'm thick and tired of you guys."
At work a few weeks ago, my supervisor told me to wait a minute while he asked another employee a question. I was trying to say “No worries” and “I’ve got time” at the same time and I ended up saying, “NO TIME!” Nailed it. 😂
I was wishing my dad a good flight while he was off to flying practice. I tried to yell "Have a good flight" and "Good luck" and accidentally yelled "HAVE A GOOD FUCK!"
I worked at McDonald's years back and I tried to ask a lady "will that complete your order" and "is that all for you" and ended up saying "will that complete you" and she said "I am incomplete without my number 8" and honestly me too
I once was talking to a friend after she ran into her teacher in public, and started to say "I hate seeing people I know in public" and accidently started to say "I hate peeing seeple I know in public" and because THAT would be embarrassing I stopped to correct myself. Unfortunately, I started giggling hysterically before I could finish and all my poor friend heard was "I hate peeing" followed by uncontrollable laughter
I once was buying some chips at the local corner store. After paying for them, the cashier said: “Would you like you receipt?”. I tried to say “I’m okay” and “I’m good at the same time and ended up proclaiming “IM GAY” It still haunts me to think about how everyone just stared at me afterwards.
Nice work right there, @@KadeoAVvalentine :D See that OP? You're bringing happiness & social interaction into the word. The jerks have already forgotten & moved on to being busybodies in someone else's life.
will never forget when my brother pissed me off over something trivial and i tried to say "count your days" and "your days are numbered" at the same time. ended up telling him to "count your numbers." he still makes fun of me for it 😭
this is like in band class when our director tried to tell us to “number your measures” and told us to “measure your numbers,” and now that we’ve all made fun of her for so long about it she keeps doing it on accident cause it in her brain
Last year, I lost my 2 cats. My friend tried to say “They’re in a better place now” and “I’m sorry” AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS SOMEHOW “CONGRATULATIONS” 💀💀💀💀
a customer asked for a spoon and i tried to say “no problem!” and “yeah that’s okay!” and i looked him in the eyes and said “uh, that’s a problem.” i walked away like it never happened.
One evening when walking with my 5 year old niece in our front yard, it was hazy out and a full moon. It looked like a solid white disc so I was going to point and say "special moon." I started to speak but felt a burp coming on fast, so it came out as "SPOON! BUURRRRP" She's now 17 and still doesn't let me live it down at Thanksgiving.
@@HelenaVanCity Nawww...that's fantastic that she can rib him about it...right up until his last breath, so to speak. HAHAHAHA! ...I'm...I'm going to hell...
I remember one night I was so tired that my brain was scrambled and I tried to say "Sorry, I'm not thinking straight" while also asking my sister to go get a pack of Oreos for me. What ended up coming out was "Sorry, would you- can- mind- think.. Oreos?"
i went through a very unfortunate (though mercifully brief) phase where i would try to say both "no problem" and "yep", and ended up consistently replying to "thank you" with a cheerful "nope!"
For some reason this comment in particular reminded me of the chunk of my teenage years where I tried to say "bless you" and "gesundheit" at the same time when someone sneezed and would unfailingly say "blessundheit" every. Fucking. Time. I hated it so much
Solution: Tell the other person that it's how people say "no problem" nowadays and that they're outdated (That way you don't have to deal with the shame as much)
Reminds me of the time in middle school where I wanted to stop saying “fuck” so much and tried to replace it with “frick” - and would consistently loudly curse “FRUCK” every goddamn time. I kid you not, this continued for about a year. It was incredibly embarrassing at the time and I eventually just gave up seeing as it was physically impossible for me to stop.
Once when I was little I was making a bulletin board with my parents for church and I accidentally said "shinier" and "prettier" at the same time, what came out was "We gotta make it more shittier!!" It's been 15 years and they haven't let me live it down.
Once someone asked me "What is one of your pet peeves" and I tried to say "When someone tells you to do something but you were about to do it" but then I like fused the whole sentence somehow and said "When you're about to someone"
one time I was trying to tell the music office lady that my piano tutor was busy, and I didn't know if I should say "My piano teacher is Teaching someone" and "Tutoring someone". I said, "My piano tutor is torturing someone" 🥰
One of my favorite parts of these videos is that not only do they mix up words, some of them unintentionally yell it out, as if the word/sentence amalgam didn’t make things awkward enough already
I tried to tell my dad his shorts had gotten in the water, while thinking about the phrase “up the wazzoo” and ended up shouting in front of about 20 children with their parents at a water park “ DAD, WATER IS COMING OUT OF YOUR WAZZOO!!!!” It’s still a running joke in the family to this day
Lol reminds me of that time I was at work and I had been prepping for semester finals and I went “My brain melted. Someone committed aggravated brain melting. I need the brain melting police.” Lollllllll
@@chelseasheehan9227That legitimately sounds like something I'd say. I say "my brain is sideways" when confused about something. (Or when very confused, "my brain is upside down") Although I am an autistic mess, so there's that as well.
@@nikkiofthevalleyFun fact: "sideways" and "to burn" is the same in Turkish. Additionally, "beynim yandı" (literally "my brain has burned") is a colloquial phrase you could hear being used when one's really confused and stumped about something.
My mother told me about a time she went into a store to buy a Diet Coke, and she looked the cashier in the eyes and said, "can I have a Diet Cock?" And then she tried to correct herself and said, "I meant, can I have a Diet Cock?" And she was so mortified, she remembers it over twenty years later.
One time I was at a go kart race, and after a race, another driver confronted me about a collision we had in the race, and I tried to say “I was on your inside” and “I was trying to pass you” at the same time, and I ended up saying “I was inside you.” The look on his face was of pure “wtf” energy.
my mom went to go look at something at the store after we checked out and i had the bag and tried to say “im gonna stay here” and “they’ll think we’re stealing” at the same time and announced in front of the whole store “im gonna steal”
@@daemondoodlesyeah i love matt, but if I had someone have that conversation with me when I was a cashier about a product I didn't really understand the hype around I'd just feel like they were taking the pisd and feel uncomfortable://
One time a coworker and I were talking about Pokemon champion fights, and I tried to say Cynthia "wiped the floor with me" and "kicked my ass" at the same time. Ended up confidently declaring "Oh yeah, Cynthia wiped my ass." That coworker has never looked at me the same way again. I am haunted.
My dad wanted to say "I'll take the garbage out and then I'll come back and eat dinner", but what came out was " I'll go out and eat the garbage". I will never forget the tone my mom had while she was saying "WHAT?!". 💀
One time my dad was mad at me and he was trying to tell me to "STOP TALKING" but all that came out was him yelling "SPOCK" at me with great intensity and passion.
Once in art school one of my classmates who I had barely ever talked to was drawing a complicated scene on an extremely long, rolled out piece of paper. I wanted to comment on it saying "Your paper is so long," while thinking "Your design is too hard," and it came out as, "Your penigh is so long and hard." He stopped drawing and stared at me for five seconds before we both started laughing.
@@lolfool866 Sure, I forgot you were living in my head at the time and know what two sentences I was thinking about and how they were supposed to come together. 🙄😒 Get over yourself. This happened over twenty years ago. I may not remember the exact sentences that created the funny line, but the line itself produced such a comedic moment that I won't forget it.
My mom once, while we were making cookies, told my dad that he needs to “cream together the bugger” instead of “we need to mix together the cream and butter”.
This made me laugh so hard that I was laughing at how hard I was laughing. Then I started laughing again while trying to drink some water and nearly choked on it.
One time, I was trying to compliment my little brother by saying "your hair looks nice today" or "you look smart today" but ended up saying "your hair looks smart today"
I was walking past a teacher back in high school and when we accidentally bumped shoulders she said, “Excuse me.” So I tried to say, “You’re okay” and “Excuse me” at the same time and ended up saying, “You’re me.”
Once I was trying to tell my teacher that she “wrote the question wrong” but last second I decided it was best to say “their was a mistake in the the sentence.” I ended up saying “You are the mistake in question” She stared at me while I scrambled to explain She laughed and said it’s fine. She has forever been my favorite teacher
Once I was telling some friends how nice a forest was today and the conversation went something like this: "Yeah, it's really nice. The sun shining through the trees, not too windy, you got the uh... the... Burping Chirds." "...Are you ok?" "I MEANT CHIRPING BIRDS"
One of my regular clients that I see monthly at work tried to say "You always do a great job" and "Just do your best" when I explained that the job would be more difficult than usual. She instead put her hand on my shoulder and yelled "JUST DO YOUR JOB!". The blood immediately drained from her face and she stammered what she meant while I laughed and walked away to DO MY JOB.
One time i was in the supermarket and my 2yo sister ran into one of those fridges they keep the meat in. I tried saying "Be careful" and "Are you okay?" at the same time and ended up saying "Are you careful?" Clearly she was not careful.
this one literally happened today, i was on call with my friends and one of them said something questionable and i loudly announced " I AM CONSUMED. " ( i tried to say confused and concerned at the same time... )
Once upon a time, someone my mum was working with was trying to tell a bunch of kids to “shush” and “sit down” at the same time. What came out of her mouth was this: “Sh*t down!”. Fortunately, they were teaching a bunch of 3-4 year olds, so I don’t think they’d pick up words like that easily.
When we first got our dog Chevy, my brother was around ten years old. He was trying to tell Chevy to sit, mixed the two together, and ended up accidentally shouted SHIT
My boyfriend's friend was very not sober and tried to say "Hold on a second now, believe me!" and "Hold on a second, don't say anything now" He just yelled, very excitedly; "Hold on a second now!!! Don't believe me now!!"
I dropped my water bottle on the ground on accident once. Tried to say “Sorry” and “Oops” at the same time, ended up with “Soups!” I couldn’t stop laughing for ten minutes straight
When I worked in fast food, I was reading a lady’s order back to her and accidentally mixed together “is that correct?” and “does that sound good?” and practically yelled at her “IS THAT TRUE?”
My sister tried to say “I’ll have a number twenty-nine” while ordering at a drive-thru, and she ended up saying “I’ll have a tine.” She then proceeded to laugh hysterically for a full 45 seconds while the poor drive-thru lady stood there all confused
Yesterday I was working on the character design for a little 2D indie game, and was pondering while pacing whether I wanted the characters' heads to be able to turn on their own or if they should always be looking straight forward with their bodies which would be much easier. Just then, I walked into the kitchen where my older sibling and Mom were and decided to wave. But for some reason I subconsciously copied the concept of staring straight forward no matter what, and ended up waving at a dim empty hallway. I didn't even notice that it might have looked weird until my mom asked who I was waving at.
It wasn't really a "saying two things at once" situation but once i was walking at the mall with my mother and accidentally tripped on my own feet, and as i fell down i screamed, at the top of my lungs: "IM SO SORRY!!!!"
One time in class, we doing playing a kahoot and the question was “what’s the first step in the scientific method?” and I said WAY too loudly “GIVE UP!” THE CLASS WAS SILENT, EVERYONE HEARD ME
this one happened just today, i tried to say "that's okay" and "that's fine" at the same time, and i just sheepishly said "that's...kai" it's the first day of college classes and i am making a wonderful first impression
very rarely do i try to say two things at the same time, but when i do it's never real words. a while back i tried to say "hello" and "how are you" at the same time and "howerlo" came out. luckily it was to my cat so she wouldn't have cared either way
The other day my mom and i were talking how much we love thanksgiving, i meant to say “yeah, i love turkey” and “ the food makes you sleepy” ended up saying. “Yeah, the slurpy makes you turkey” 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Just a few days ago, my relative saw a hawk in the sky. They proceeded to ask me if I knew what the difference in between a falcon and a hawk, but while doing so, combined the two words and said "Do you know what the difference is between a fawk?" I was laughing my head off.
Once in 6th grade my teacher asked my what 3rd person pronouns are. I tried to say “He, She, and It” Ended up saying out loud, in class, “HE SH*T.” My teacher said “We know what you mean.” It still haunts me.
My dad called me for dinner but I was using the bathroom so I was going to say "im in the bathroom" but halfway through speaking my brain goes "say ur on the toilet" so all i end up saying is *im in the toilet*
Whenever Matt does something on camera I crack up. Like it's not at all my type of humour, but for some reason it just works. I think it's his confidence? In any case, the idea that a person like Matt exists just makes me happy.
one time the science teacher asked the class a question like: "what are the organelles of a plant cell?" and i tried to say "Cell wall" and "Chloroplast" at the same time and just yelled out... "CELL PLAST!!" thank god no one heard me correctly
On more than one occasion I have yelled “Have a dood gay guys!” instead of “Have a good day guys” to customers as they walked out of the retail store I used to work at.
Matt, I’m sure you won’t see this but I deeply appreciate you!! I just got home from work at 12am after a long day of classes and dealing with the rudest people, and have to do it all again tomorrow. I only have around 10 minutes to shove a dinner in my face and go to sleep. Your video was just short enough for me to enjoy before I go to bed. Your videos never fail to make me laugh, and I’m grateful that you’re here for me to enjoy when I have so little personal time to enjoy for myself. Thank you Matt!! You’re the best, never stop being you!
Hello!❤ Good luck❤ you are seen😊 I know how it's tiring to not have any time for ourself, being near rude people. I hope you're gonna have some peaceful rest and continue to enjoy little things
I’m glad to say I can share my own story of this. I was at an ice cream shop in Hawaii with my family. When one of the employees asked me if I wanted my ice cream in a cup or a cone, for whatever reason I started to say “cone” even though I meant “cup”, so of course I ended up shouting “COPE”💀
Someone needs to figure out how to make fan art of that last one. Matt Rose as a rat dressed as Moses.
Mickey Rose
Will definitely be retweeting at least one Rat Moses fan art I receive.
@@Matt_Roseyes if i see rat moses i will freak out
yes.
I would love to see it
"rat mose"
Saying "Not bad" after hurting yourself feels like a power move
The anime villain when half of his body is cut off
I have no enemies basically
@@ayneeldesu2221 dabi when he turned into a burnt rotisserie chicken:
Underrated comment.
i did that once
felt like a legend
honestly, "my tongue is twerking," "my main is having a breltdown," and "i cried my balls out" all totally convey the intended messages
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Could also say, my tongue is tweaking.
Honestly "my main is having a breltdown" perfectly conveys the message
I know🤣
it gives "James Nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance!" energy
I was struggling to understand my friend's school calendar, and I ended up saying "MY MAIN IS HAVING A BRELTDOWN!" and she looked at me with lots of concern and she said "are you going to have a seizure or a stroke soon?"
@@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 She understood that completely
@@GuretoDaze ok. Yeah. She did.
I tried to say “I’m serious” and “I’m being real” at the same time so I ended up just aggressively yelling “IM SURREAL”
*In my best impression of Ryuji Sakamoto* Surreal?!
why is that so wholesome for some reason
bro is so SURREAL
well, are you?
I read that and it came out as me cereal
Ok but if my friend slapped my leg and proceeded to say "It's a leg!," I wouldn't be able to stop laughing
Agreed.
I'm kinda tempted to actually just do that next time I see my friend.
Why is this something my friends would do on purpose thoughhhh
I started laughing so hard at that because I know this girl who would most definitely do that
Imagine how embarrassing it was for the friend.
Same 😂😂😂 I’m gonna do that now
Once tried saying “I don’t care” and “I hate you” at the same time during a heated argument and it came out at “I don’t hair you” and that caused us both to laugh and calm down.
Laughter is a good medicine, they said. Apparently, it is true.
Yay so it helpef
*Helped I don’t feel like deleting my comment
@@pixelzebra8440 there is an editing thing. You hit the 3 dots, and there's more than 1 option.
The following options are:
Delete
Edit
Reply
@@pixelzebra8440yk u can edit ur comment right?
I love that half of these would be embarrassing to say to anyone you know and the other half can be solely defined as “ *mood* “
"my mom's in the hospital" "im okay"
"I don't matter"
😂😂
"Horny Slag"
"No its haouhrr"
"Be closed" is probably actually the best way to tell somebody to shut up
In Russian we actually say "Close yourself!" as one of the ways to tell "Shut up!' so yep
best response to "shut up"?
*" **_up can't shut_** "*
*_"hush"_*
Imma start using that
I just say "Cease."
I tried to say "quit horsing around in the house" to my brothers. Instead I said: "quit horse housing". I still laugh about it to this day
I bet your brothers stopped and then started to laugh uncontrollably at that.
New saying acquired :D
Nay!
I need to use this on the reg
That's the official term now
I was at the bakery and tried saying "I am ok" and "yes please" at the same time and ended up saying "I am pleasing" 💀
LOL WHAT 💀
Ain't nothin like a lil random confidence
;)
🤣🤣🤣 that is very sus!
I had a stroke while reading that.
AMBATUPLEEZ
Once I tried to say “sorry” and “‘scuse me” at the same time and ended up just saying “scary, scary” at the person walking past me like I was afraid of them.
LMAO. i think i may have heard you/someone say that while i actually was walking pas-
WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT WHILE I WENT PAST YOU OMG.
@@KadeoAVvalentineWHOA-
@@KadeoAVvalentine nah, you can't have done both this and the corner store interaction.
This one genuinely has me in fucking tears from laughter, thank you for scaring- I mean sharing
😂❤🤡👻
"Squeesh" sounds like a sort of affectionate word for tightly hugging your precious cat/fur baby after you haven't seen them in a while and you've missed them terribly.
it really does though
Me, walking in the door after a long absence away: ""I WANNA SQUEESH MY LITTLE FLOOF-BABY!!"" xD@@wild.berryz
That's what I say to my dad (he's a little on the heavier side) and I go to poke his stomach
Me, who already says "squeesh" all the time (especially about my fur babies
That’s actually how I’ve been using it
I once tried saying “everybody be quiet” and “everyone stop screaming” and ended up saying… “everybody stop creaming”. In front of a bunch of little kids.
That is genuinely hilarious XD
I laughed so hard it unclogged my nose
You have scared them for life!
@@jujudasouk8528 did it feel good tho-
Back in the day when I was teaching English (!) at a college in Russia, I wanted to jokingly say to my students, "I'm sick and tired of you guys," which came out as, "I'm thick and tired of you guys."
One time I tried to say "How are your children" and "what's for dinner" simultaneously and I ended up saying "Are your children for dinner?"
This one is the winner.
were they for dinner though
No@@hadeyhade they had macaroni and cheese
@@TRMofYTthe fact you replied to this comment makes it more hilarious
That was the point.@@rare10124 And everyone says I'm not funny at school and at home so I'm glad at least someone finds me funny.
One time I tried to tell my grandma “Off you go” and “Travel well” and accidentally said “Off to hell!” She was not pleased.
Lmao
I actually laughed out loud
@@pomni_but_depressed yea same
Sounds like you wanna go to the Hazbin Hotel
dude I laughed so hard I woke my sister up 💀
At work a few weeks ago, my supervisor told me to wait a minute while he asked another employee a question. I was trying to say “No worries” and “I’ve got time” at the same time and I ended up saying, “NO TIME!” Nailed it. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
-+-=+ i guess
;-; time to get fired
I was wishing my dad a good flight while he was off to flying practice. I tried to yell "Have a good flight" and "Good luck" and accidentally yelled "HAVE A GOOD FUCK!"
Do you mean Good or Goof?
LOL
Lmaooo
Ouch
oh fuck
I worked at McDonald's years back and I tried to ask a lady "will that complete your order" and "is that all for you" and ended up saying "will that complete you" and she said "I am incomplete without my number 8" and honestly me too
What's the number 8?
@@buttonasas Most likely an order number that cashiers give to you after ordering.
@@MangInutil clearly its a menu item
@@buttonasas it’s what some fast food places do when some menu items are too long and just want to shorten it down
@@GoldenseatGaming Now that I think about it, McDo's do have numbers to shorten orders
Saying "TAKE THE NIGHT WITH YOU" is a pretty metal way to see someone off for the evening, won't lie.
I once was talking to a friend after she ran into her teacher in public, and started to say "I hate seeing people I know in public" and accidently started to say "I hate peeing seeple I know in public" and because THAT would be embarrassing I stopped to correct myself. Unfortunately, I started giggling hysterically before I could finish and all my poor friend heard was "I hate peeing" followed by uncontrollable laughter
I was reading this comment out loud and accidentally did an artistic recreation... I fold, you win the Internet...
@@FriskDrinksBrisk You peed? Good job man 👍
@@NonSoSmartPerson no I only got to I hate peeing
Do you ever just hate peeing?😭😭
I giggled at this so hard I hurt myself
My dad tried to call my mum "darling" and "babe" at the same time and confidently called her Dave
HJAJSHAHAGHA
He accidentally used his side man’s name instead
DAVE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
AHSKGHAFGSYUEIKNZBGSYUWIA LMAOOOOOOOOO
this is some shit i'd say
I once was buying some chips at the local corner store. After paying for them, the cashier said: “Would you like you receipt?”. I tried to say “I’m okay” and “I’m good at the same time and ended up proclaiming “IM GAY”
It still haunts me to think about how everyone just stared at me afterwards.
LMAO IM SO SORRY I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS YOU WHO SAID THAT. and ye sorry for awkwardly starrng.
Nice work right there, @@KadeoAVvalentine :D
See that OP? You're bringing happiness & social interaction into the word. The jerks have already forgotten & moved on to being busybodies in someone else's life.
Are u gay though?
(It’s ok to be gay)
Well, the place you chose for your coming out is a tad unusual, but 10/10 for the courage! LOL
You gave yourself emotional damage???
Someone held the door for me once and I went to say "cheers" and "thank you" at the same time.
I said "chank" and promptly removed myself
"Chank!"
Walking away like nothing happened.
i miss read that...
"chank!" *desintigrates*
@@Noahtron-my1gx What'd you read?
@@acgaming007 ch as sh 🤣🤣🤣
will never forget when my brother pissed me off over something trivial and i tried to say "count your days" and "your days are numbered" at the same time. ended up telling him to "count your numbers." he still makes fun of me for it 😭
he was giving you advice for school
this is my favorite one😭
Quick reminder to count your numbers
Count your numbers!
this is like in band class when our director tried to tell us to “number your measures” and told us to “measure your numbers,” and now that we’ve all made fun of her for so long about it she keeps doing it on accident cause it in her brain
Last year, I lost my 2 cats. My friend tried to say “They’re in a better place now” and “I’m sorry” AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS SOMEHOW “CONGRATULATIONS” 💀💀💀💀
IM SORRY FOR LAUGHING...
@@stuffyouwithexplosivesWell, clearly they thought it was funny, too
damn I'm sorry about your cats but that's fucking hilarious
SKULL EMOJAY SKULL EMOJAY SKULL EMOJAY!
I AM SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING
Yesterday, my waiter said, “enjoy your day!” And I tried to say “thank you!” and “You too!” At the same time but I just ended up saying, “YOU” 💀
😂😂😂
YOOOOOUUUUU SOULJA BOY.
If I was a waiter, and my customer just said "YOU" after I told them to enjoy their day, I would think twice before going back to that restaurant.
Scuh hhhhUUUUUoUUULLlllllllllllll EMOJI😵
@@joshshrum2764 SOULJA BOY TELL'M
a customer asked for a spoon and i tried to say “no problem!” and “yeah that’s okay!” and i looked him in the eyes and said “uh, that’s a problem.” i walked away like it never happened.
Spoons should be outlawed
"UUHHHH, THAT'S A PROBLEM" delivered with the same tone as the "YOU, ME, GAS STATION." guy
"4 stars, 5 if the employee wasn't so RUDE"
@@Not_A_Big_Fanit sounds the same as that one Tyler the creator video “uhm, I’m not finished”
Oof
One evening when walking with my 5 year old niece in our front yard, it was hazy out and a full moon. It looked like a solid white disc so I was going to point and say "special moon." I started to speak but felt a burp coming on fast, so it came out as "SPOON! BUURRRRP"
She's now 17 and still doesn't let me live it down at Thanksgiving.
You're the uncle we all dreamed of having...
Do you realize that you traumatized that innocent child for life? LMAO
@@HelenaVanCity Nawww...that's fantastic that she can rib him about it...right up until his last breath, so to speak. HAHAHAHA!
...I'm...I'm going to hell...
@echognomecal6742 We laughed about it then and we laugh about it now. It's just one of those fun little family in-jokes that we're lucky to have.
@@theusher2893 It's wonderful
I once went to McDonald's and wanted to order both Filet-o- fish and a chicken sandwich. I ended up asking the guy if I could have Chick Fil-A 😂
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Down the street, to the left.
Mood
To be fair, chick-Fil-A is delicious
@@jwalster9412next to the shadow realm but don’t worry, only jimbo can go there
I remember one night I was so tired that my brain was scrambled and I tried to say "Sorry, I'm not thinking straight" while also asking my sister to go get a pack of Oreos for me. What ended up coming out was "Sorry, would you- can- mind- think.. Oreos?"
I think you conveyed the first one
Can mind think? No. Oreos!
@@BeagleBageler me cannot think, me must have oreos NOW ooga booga
no mind to think. no oreos to eat.
@@gamingcookiereal No voice to cry for sleep.
Couldn't decide if I should say "Hi" or "Hello" to a customer and ended up letting out a long "heeeee". It was awkward.
(Michel jackson voice)
Same energy as my "have an aaaaaaa" when I worked at a Hornbacher's. 🤣
Sounds like when your Wii crashes
id just leave, if i was either, just "bye"
i went through a very unfortunate (though mercifully brief) phase where i would try to say both "no problem" and "yep", and ended up consistently replying to "thank you" with a cheerful "nope!"
For some reason this comment in particular reminded me of the chunk of my teenage years where I tried to say "bless you" and "gesundheit" at the same time when someone sneezed and would unfailingly say "blessundheit" every. Fucking. Time. I hated it so much
Solution: Tell the other person that it's how people say "no problem" nowadays and that they're outdated (That way you don't have to deal with the shame as much)
@@calibricalypso I'm going to start saying "Blessundheit" on purpose now
Reminds me of the time in middle school where I wanted to stop saying “fuck” so much and tried to replace it with “frick” - and would consistently loudly curse “FRUCK” every goddamn time. I kid you not, this continued for about a year. It was incredibly embarrassing at the time and I eventually just gave up seeing as it was physically impossible for me to stop.
@@MandMs05 Have fun, lol
Once when I was little I was making a bulletin board with my parents for church and I accidentally said "shinier" and "prettier" at the same time, what came out was "We gotta make it more shittier!!"
It's been 15 years and they haven't let me live it down.
Is it shittier now
I'm convinced that they'll never let you live it down. Even if it was accidental.
Once someone asked me "What is one of your pet peeves" and I tried to say "When someone tells you to do something but you were about to do it" but then I like fused the whole sentence somehow and said "When you're about to someone"
Very epik
As a someone, I’m totally about to
I don't like it when I'm about to someone either.
As someone about to, I felt this
@@blixten635real blow
one time I was trying to tell the music office lady that my piano tutor was busy, and I didn't know if I should say "My piano teacher is Teaching someone" and "Tutoring someone".
I said, "My piano tutor is torturing someone"
🥰
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
One of my favorite parts of these videos is that not only do they mix up words, some of them unintentionally yell it out, as if the word/sentence amalgam didn’t make things awkward enough already
I tried to tell my dad his shorts had gotten in the water, while thinking about the phrase “up the wazzoo” and ended up shouting in front of about 20 children with their parents at a water park “ DAD, WATER IS COMING OUT OF YOUR WAZZOO!!!!” It’s still a running joke in the family to this day
I laughed so hard my mom asked what’s wrong with me😂
WAZZOO! is the crashbandicoot spin kick sound
WHAT THE HECK!?!? (Omg are you really belu-queen!?)
The true mashup right there
💀
One time I tried saying “I’m for real sorry.” And “I’m really sorry.” At the same time and ended up saying “I’m Ferrari.”
On a scale of 1-10, how Ferrari are you at this moment?
Hi Ferrari, im Lamborghini
@@VanadiumMC i'd say a solid 3
@@TheOne_6 Ahh, well I think I'm about a 9
@@VanadiumMC nice
I tried to say "no problem" and "your welcome" at the same time and said "your problem"
I have gifted you ~a problem~ that is unknown to you what it actually is
Atleast You Didn’t Say “No Welcome”
not mine, is it?
same energy as "didn't ask"
we need more of Matt awkwardly acting out these hilarious interactions on poor strangers
@@namantherockstar That's unfortunate, UA-cam doesn't have followers. No new camera for you I guess.
greatest entertainer bellow me
There's already a sizable list of establishments it's now too awkward for me to return to 💀
YESSSSSS
@@DatFrogGuyYour not wrong.
"My main is having a breltdown" is hilarious and definitely gets the point across 🤣
Lol reminds me of that time I was at work and I had been prepping for semester finals and I went “My brain melted. Someone committed aggravated brain melting. I need the brain melting police.” Lollllllll
@@chelseasheehan9227That legitimately sounds like something I'd say. I say "my brain is sideways" when confused about something. (Or when very confused, "my brain is upside down")
Although I am an autistic mess, so there's that as well.
real
@@nikkiofthevalleymy cerebrum is currently situated at an abnormal angle
@@nikkiofthevalleyFun fact: "sideways" and "to burn" is the same in Turkish. Additionally, "beynim yandı" (literally "my brain has burned") is a colloquial phrase you could hear being used when one's really confused and stumped about something.
My mother told me about a time she went into a store to buy a Diet Coke, and she looked the cashier in the eyes and said, "can I have a Diet Cock?" And then she tried to correct herself and said, "I meant, can I have a Diet Cock?" And she was so mortified, she remembers it over twenty years later.
Does she also remember what kind of cock they gave her that day? :))))))
Did the cashier autocorrected "diet cock" into "diet coke"?
And dang. Did she give herself emotional damage?
There’s actually a meme with the same joke
ua-cam.com/users/shortsbMb1dAmH7P0?si=AIOuN0O72lNZcHdZ
“hi can i get an iced latte with diet cock i mean diet cock i mean diet cock sorry i mean diet cock i mean diet cock i mean”
at least she wanted a diet coke and not a normal coke
Imagine the waiter randomly saying “Hepatitis!”
I would be so confused
i wouldnt have eaten
hepatitis.
_”My main is having a brelt down” has now entered your vocabulary. This action is irreversible._
Same with ’squeesh'
oh cool
One time I was at a go kart race, and after a race, another driver confronted me about a collision we had in the race, and I tried to say “I was on your inside” and “I was trying to pass you” at the same time, and I ended up saying “I was inside you.” The look on his face was of pure “wtf” energy.
Gawd damn! This is gold!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'd look at a person that way too if they claimed they were inside me.
Matt is the most underrated personality on the internet.
Its Rat Moses.
Be closed
He has 700k subs, “underrated” my ass
ah yes
I dunno, I think people love ENTP's /hj
my mom went to go look at something at the store after we checked out and i had the bag and tried to say “im gonna stay here” and “they’ll think we’re stealing” at the same time and announced in front of the whole store “im gonna steal”
What’d they so
*do
reminds me of a video where a guy wrote on his friends forehead beffore he went into a store with sharpie: "Im A Shoplifter"
@@xOrionNebula2708 😭😭😭
@@b3llm0th one of the cashiers kept telling him to "get out" and he was so confused and kept asking why
Huge respect for him going out in public and doing these crazy things for us. I could never have that conversation with a random cashier 😭✋
same 😭
i feel kind of bad for the cashier ngl
she didnt ask to be filmed she just wants to get her shift done and go home 😭😭
that's not a good thing, he was being an ass to her and she clearly wasn't amused
@@daemondoodlesyeah i love matt, but if I had someone have that conversation with me when I was a cashier about a product I didn't really understand the hype around I'd just feel like they were taking the pisd and feel uncomfortable://
Same 😭
One time a coworker and I were talking about Pokemon champion fights, and I tried to say Cynthia "wiped the floor with me" and "kicked my ass" at the same time.
Ended up confidently declaring "Oh yeah, Cynthia wiped my ass." That coworker has never looked at me the same way again. I am haunted.
Still Haunted? Or are you Gengar'd at this point?
the fact that my name irl is Cynthia
@@FriskDrinksBrisk I'd go as far as to say I'm Mega Gengar'd, honestly
@@stuffyouwithexplosives and your channel name's gonna take FOREVER to unpack. I don't have that long, so don't worry bout it friendo.
@@stuffyouwithexplosivesWhy'd you wipe their ass, Cynthia?
Can we just appreciate how much effort Rat Moses puts into his videos?
Matt Rose*
@@a-random._account1 Have you watched the last part of the video?
I was about to say "are you me?" And " am I you? " and aloud I said: "am I me?"
@@FriskDrinksBrisk Despite everything, it is you.
@@rosykindbunny1313 hmm...
My dad wanted to say "I'll take the garbage out and then I'll come back and eat dinner", but what came out was " I'll go out and eat the garbage". I will never forget the tone my mom had while she was saying "WHAT?!". 💀
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
One time my dad was mad at me and he was trying to tell me to "STOP TALKING" but all that came out was him yelling "SPOCK" at me with great intensity and passion.
🖖
Live pong and lrosper :)
🖖🏼
i play scissors
Once in art school one of my classmates who I had barely ever talked to was drawing a complicated scene on an extremely long, rolled out piece of paper. I wanted to comment on it saying "Your paper is so long," while thinking "Your design is too hard," and it came out as, "Your penigh is so long and hard." He stopped drawing and stared at me for five seconds before we both started laughing.
🤨 📸
You're not getting my markers for free Larry
cap 🔥
Yeah no those sentences combined would not make anything near that. This is clearly fake.
@@lolfool866 Sure, I forgot you were living in my head at the time and know what two sentences I was thinking about and how they were supposed to come together. 🙄😒
Get over yourself. This happened over twenty years ago. I may not remember the exact sentences that created the funny line, but the line itself produced such a comedic moment that I won't forget it.
My mom once, while we were making cookies, told my dad that he needs to “cream together the bugger” instead of “we need to mix together the cream and butter”.
This made me laugh so hard that I was laughing at how hard I was laughing. Then I started laughing again while trying to drink some water and nearly choked on it.
i swear this comment section is gonna make me die of laughter
@@TheOne_6IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS BEEN SCROLLING DOWN FOREVER LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
I once tried replying to someone by saying "that's a vibe" and "that's a mood" but i accidentally said "that's a voob" 💀💀
*VOOB*
One time I was talking to my friend in the hallway and I tried to ask "how did the test go?" And "was the test okay?" And ended up saying "TESTICLE."
Peak comedy
I agree
@@XxAbbyandBrysonGachaxX-iw9rh I’m glad you agree
Oh gosh.
One time, I was trying to compliment my little brother by saying "your hair looks nice today" or "you look smart today" but ended up saying "your hair looks smart today"
I really want to know how he responded to that
@@RobertTheDasher He stared at me for a moment before asking if I was saying his hair looked stupid most of the time lol
I was walking past a teacher back in high school and when we accidentally bumped shoulders she said, “Excuse me.” So I tried to say, “You’re okay” and “Excuse me” at the same time and ended up saying, “You’re me.”
I'm you.
We’re us.
I’m them.
They’re yourself.
Once I was trying to tell my teacher that she “wrote the question wrong” but last second I decided it was best to say “their was a mistake in the the sentence.”
I ended up saying
“You are the mistake in question”
She stared at me while I scrambled to explain
She laughed and said it’s fine. She has forever been my favorite teacher
Once I was telling some friends how nice a forest was today and the conversation went something like this:
"Yeah, it's really nice. The sun shining through the trees, not too windy, you got the uh... the... Burping Chirds."
"...Are you ok?"
"I MEANT CHIRPING BIRDS"
It's a dutiful bay outside
Chirds are burping
Blowers are flooming
On tays like dis
Tongues like mine
SHOULD BE TWERKING
Reminds me of when my mom tried to say "attacking of the sharks" but it came out as "ashacking of the tarks" we still laugh about it
Why are the Chirds burping?
Why are the tards ashacking!?
I need answers!
I tried saying “Do not be afraid” and “Be not afraid” at the same time, and I actually just said “Be not do afraid” in the confident angel voice lmao
HELPP be not do afraid
Why does this sound like something that would be played completely straight in ULTRAKILL
One of my regular clients that I see monthly at work tried to say "You always do a great job" and "Just do your best" when I explained that the job would be more difficult than usual. She instead put her hand on my shoulder and yelled "JUST DO YOUR JOB!". The blood immediately drained from her face and she stammered what she meant while I laughed and walked away to DO MY JOB.
did you DO YOUR JOB... as great as usual?
One time i was in the supermarket and my 2yo sister ran into one of those fridges they keep the meat in. I tried saying "Be careful" and "Are you okay?" at the same time and ended up saying "Are you careful?"
Clearly she was not careful.
this one literally happened today, i was on call with my friends and one of them said something questionable and i loudly announced " I AM CONSUMED. " ( i tried to say confused and concerned at the same time... )
I am consumed!!!
He has been consumed, but by who?
this kind of makes sense like "im consumed" like "im consumed by questions" so like confused or concerned so like idk
@@gigafishwasnottaken hmm i agree
might start saying it on purpose now 😇
@@satyan0999 I'm now imagining you on an important meeting and getting overwhelmed by questions so you just announce "I AM CONSUMED"
this makes me wonder if the guy that invented "hangry" tried to say "im hungry" and "a little bit angry" at the same time
Hold on now just one minute. You might be on to something you genius.
Yeah I think that word was a comeplete accident
Once upon a time, someone my mum was working with was trying to tell a bunch of kids to “shush” and “sit down” at the same time. What came out of her mouth was this: “Sh*t down!”. Fortunately, they were teaching a bunch of 3-4 year olds, so I don’t think they’d pick up words like that easily.
Oh they do
they definitely do, my younger siblings learned a lot of words at young ages because my older brothers couldn't keep their mouths shut!
@@Jay_1038 oof
oh yeah i've said that before too 😂
When we first got our dog Chevy, my brother was around ten years old. He was trying to tell Chevy to sit, mixed the two together, and ended up accidentally shouted SHIT
My boyfriend's friend was very not sober and tried to say "Hold on a second now, believe me!" and "Hold on a second, don't say anything now"
He just yelled, very excitedly; "Hold on a second now!!! Don't believe me now!!"
My brain once tried to say “unhappy” and “upset” at the same time and I ended up saying “that makes me uphat”
I am so uphat right now.
updog's hat has been found
@@thoumother3258 you know updog? i'm a big fan of him!!
I dropped my water bottle on the ground on accident once. Tried to say “Sorry” and “Oops” at the same time, ended up with “Soups!” I couldn’t stop laughing for ten minutes straight
so basically it’s 2:12?
If I said that infront of my dad, he would be laughing for at least two hours
When I worked in fast food, I was reading a lady’s order back to her and accidentally mixed together “is that correct?” and “does that sound good?” and practically yelled at her “IS THAT TRUE?”
My friend tried to say ‘man’ and ‘boy’ at the same time and ended up just saying ‘HE’S JUST AN ANGRY LITTLE MOY!’ 💀
Sounds like a North swear word
"Careful"
And
"Its on the floor"
- careful, theres floor.
Perfect for a game of the floor is lava.
giving me the same energy as "the floor here is made out of floor"
Literally me whenever someone enters my room. "Careful, there's floor."
@@SolarMakesEditzAndSuch there is no floor in my room
o no, floor? must watch out.
My sister tried to say “I’ll have a number twenty-nine” while ordering at a drive-thru, and she ended up saying “I’ll have a tine.” She then proceeded to laugh hysterically for a full 45 seconds while the poor drive-thru lady stood there all confused
I'll have a ~~number~~ t~~wenty-n~~ine
aw fuck that didn't work
How many items are on that frickin menu?!!?
matt these “saying two things at the same time” videos are going to literally kill me. please make more
This inclines something quite dark. Dying by laughter is nice I suppose
I laughed so hard by the end that I was sure I was gonna have a heart attack and die before the video ended
I almost died when i heard I cried my balls out clearly, like i moved around like a seal, or like i’d been stabbed in the gut.
Mood
I just tried to say “oh god” and “oh jeez” at the same time, and ended up exclaiming “Oh geese!!”
Geese!
G E E S E ! !
"Geese!?"
not the geese
you got the geese touch
Yesterday I was working on the character design for a little 2D indie game, and was pondering while pacing whether I wanted the characters' heads to be able to turn on their own or if they should always be looking straight forward with their bodies which would be much easier. Just then, I walked into the kitchen where my older sibling and Mom were and decided to wave. But for some reason I subconsciously copied the concept of staring straight forward no matter what, and ended up waving at a dim empty hallway. I didn't even notice that it might have looked weird until my mom asked who I was waving at.
I hope the game is good
@@lindseybrant7624 I hope our Op is good.... That's some deep thought right there.
LEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Bro, you turned into a NPC just to make a game. That's some good dedication, mad respect.
Sometimes when I animate for too long I start moving slower because my brain is breaking my movement into frames
It wasn't really a "saying two things at once" situation but once i was walking at the mall with my mother and accidentally tripped on my own feet, and as i fell down i screamed, at the top of my lungs: "IM SO SORRY!!!!"
😂
4:05 we honour the dedication this man has, thank you for a very awkward moment🙏
what a gigachad
i can't lie i cringed so hard and i had to skip it. sorry matt.
That poor lady definitely had that "oh, it's that guy again" look.
@@amazingcoolboy212ikr
One time in class, we doing playing a kahoot and the question was “what’s the first step in the scientific method?” and I said WAY too loudly “GIVE UP!”
THE CLASS WAS SILENT, EVERYONE HEARD ME
Uh oh.
this one happened just today, i tried to say "that's okay" and "that's fine" at the same time, and i just sheepishly said "that's...kai"
it's the first day of college classes and i am making a wonderful first impression
very rarely do i try to say two things at the same time, but when i do it's never real words. a while back i tried to say "hello" and "how are you" at the same time and "howerlo" came out. luckily it was to my cat so she wouldn't have cared either way
Kai from Lego Ninjago
My sister once tried to say "Nice try, buster" and "Nice try, buddy" at the same time and ended up saying "Nice try, butter"
The other day my mom and i were talking how much we love thanksgiving, i meant to say “yeah, i love turkey” and “ the food makes you sleepy” ended up saying. “Yeah, the slurpy makes you turkey” 😭😭😭💀💀💀
HELP
BAHAHAHAHAGHAH
WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shlurpy turkey
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 💀💀💀
One time my younger brother hit me so i tried to say "please stop" and "dont do that" and ended up saying "please do that"
Just a few days ago, my relative saw a hawk in the sky. They proceeded to ask me if I knew what the difference in between a falcon and a hawk, but while doing so, combined the two words and said "Do you know what the difference is between a fawk?" I was laughing my head off.
we will proceed to laugh our asses off too lmao
And for those who don’t know, hawks are part of the raptor family with owls, eagles, and whatever, while falcons are part of the parrot family.
Did your relative think of "fawk" as a bird's way of saying "fuck"?
@@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 Good question, I have no idea. They said it was by complete accident.
@@Wither02 ok.
Once in 6th grade my teacher asked my what 3rd person pronouns are. I tried to say “He, She, and It”
Ended up saying out loud, in class, “HE SH*T.”
My teacher said “We know what you mean.”
It still haunts me.
You did say that in a sense
ouch
HELP I READ THIS IN MAT ROSE"S VOICEFHGCTXCRTVUNKNI
@@lizzierose7271 if that helps, i also did
My dad called me for dinner but I was using the bathroom so I was going to say "im in the bathroom" but halfway through speaking my brain goes "say ur on the toilet" so all i end up saying is *im in the toilet*
Whenever Matt does something on camera I crack up. Like it's not at all my type of humour, but for some reason it just works. I think it's his confidence? In any case, the idea that a person like Matt exists just makes me happy.
I was crying of laughter while watching this. I don’t know what it is about people messing up their sentences, but it gives me great joy.
I was talking to my cat. wanted to say “little baby” and “sweet girl” at the same time and ended up saying “little gay.”
i just choked on my own spit laughing at this
LMAOO
@@r0sewtf_92 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DID THAT TOO🤣
LMAOOOO
accurate. cats are gay.
One time my friend said "I'm organizing" and "I'm cleaning up"and ended up saying " im organeezing" i died laughing for about 5 minutes
how to pronounce that?
@@050_WeiXian organ-eez-ing i think
@@GoldenseatGaming you're right
OOOOHHHH IM GUNNA FUCKIN ORGANEEZ.
@@joshshrum2764 lmao
Matt just going to the corner shop and saying “HOUUEAAAH” in front of this poor lady’s face is just… great
one time the science teacher asked the class a question like: "what are the organelles of a plant cell?" and i tried to say "Cell wall" and "Chloroplast" at the same time and just yelled out... "CELL PLAST!!" thank god no one heard me correctly
On more than one occasion I have yelled “Have a dood gay guys!” instead of “Have a good day guys” to customers as they walked out of the retail store I used to work at.
have a dude, gay guys!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slapping someone's leg and shouting "IT'S A LEG!" is a real power move though
Matt, I’m sure you won’t see this but I deeply appreciate you!! I just got home from work at 12am after a long day of classes and dealing with the rudest people, and have to do it all again tomorrow. I only have around 10 minutes to shove a dinner in my face and go to sleep. Your video was just short enough for me to enjoy before I go to bed. Your videos never fail to make me laugh, and I’m grateful that you’re here for me to enjoy when I have so little personal time to enjoy for myself. Thank you Matt!! You’re the best, never stop being you!
Hello!❤ Good luck❤ you are seen😊 I know how it's tiring to not have any time for ourself, being near rude people. I hope you're gonna have some peaceful rest and continue to enjoy little things
Momento Mori
Hello fellow unus!
amen praying everything gets better remember Jesus loves you and wants you to get to know him :)
@@faby_baby 😂😂😂
helping a customer one time I tried to say "you're welcome" and "no problem" at the same time and said "YOUR PROBLEM".
Also I would accidentally mix up "dollars" and "bucks" and say "THAT'LL BE 4 DUCKS"
I remember hearing second hand that my mom once asked for the fork and knife at dinner and ended up saying "can you pass the knork and fife".
Knork
Fife
Don't bring a splayd to a knork fight
Or a swun to a gord fight
Or a lear to a spance fight
Matt going into public and embarrassing himself for our entertainment is top notch comedy!
I wonder if people know who he is when he goes out in public? He's kind of hard to miss. 😮
In high school, I was on a chemistry test and got frustrated, I accidently whisper yelled "See you in hell satan"
I’m glad to say I can share my own story of this. I was at an ice cream shop in Hawaii with my family. When one of the employees asked me if I wanted my ice cream in a cup or a cone, for whatever reason I started to say “cone” even though I meant “cup”, so of course I ended up shouting “COPE”💀
Yeah that’s way too real now dude…… rip.