my high school science teacher had a policy against muting so i cooked popcorn in protest using one of those really old air poppers. you know, the ones that sound like a hair dryer? he finally let people mute themselves, but he wasn’t all that impressed with me.
everybody who had a headset on should just have been "accidentally" hitting and blowing into their mic constantly, that's another way to maliciously comply
I remember I was playing untitled goose game on full volume on a teams call thinking I was on mute and the teacher was like “who’s honking.” And all that everyone else heard was a distant “HONK HONK.”
Funniest one for me was online school in 2020 - not me, but my classmate. As an April Fool's bit of idiocy, I sat a stuffed gorilla up close in front of my camera. When my classmate joined the call, I can only assume my gorilla was taking up his entire screen. So everyone heard an alarmed "what the fuck is that?!!" followed by a quiet "oh shit I'm not on mute"
During online class last year, a boy in my class didn't realize he was unmuted until the whole class (including the math teacher) applauded him after he sang half of Starships by Nicki Minaj. I really miss my old class.
that's so "and then everyone clapped" it hurts. it's not too unbelievable since it was probably satirical clapping, so I'm not calling you a liar, but maybe avoid saying "the whole class and teacher clapped" next time you wanna tell a funny story lol
@@nomoretwitterhandles Skepticism is alright man but I think you're taking it a little too far. It's not too far fetched for a class like this to exist.
The first and last time I un muted myself was when I accidently said "Peter piper can't pick a pickle because pickles don't grow, they are cucumbers first". My teacher responded "what an astute observation"
Accidentally said while unmuted "Jesus my bollocks are itchy" followed by my boss saying "what the hell jack, too much information" 😂 Got the piss taken outta me when i went back to work 😂
Once I saw a field mouse outside my window during my zoom class, and I yelled “OH MY GOSH ITS MICKEY MOUSE!” In a Mickey Mouse voice. I was unmuted, and my entire class started laughing while the teacher stared at me confused. So much embarrassment was felt that day…
I will never forget the day I was playing Phasmophobia in an online class and wasn't on mute. I sounded like a nutter but no one questioned it. So everyone could hear me go: "Hulk Hogan are you there?"
Still better than when I was playing Among Us with friends while I was in a zoom call and didn't realize I wasn't muted in there for like five minutes until someone asked me if I was playing Among Us
During a zoom class one of the students started singing, thinking that she was on mute. The teacher suggested her to join the school's music club. Now she is the main singer on the school band.
It genuinely astonishes me how many people just. don't pay attention to make sure they're muted. Does everyone else not have the crippling anxiety that makes them triple check that they're muted every second?
I'm pretty sure people do but overtime they probably get so used to seeing themselves muted everytime they checked that they no longer cared to look if their mics are turned on
My computer will unmute if I touch the space button, so I can see why they might accidentally bump it. I always reserve my language though during a call even if I'm muted, just to save me from possible embarrassment.
this is what i don't get, i do talk to myself during zoom bc how else do you stay sane but i also am looking at the mic icon every millisecond to see it's still crossed out
That one with the person who told their dog to stop licking their toes is absolutely perfection. There's nothing weird or extreme about what they're saying, yet the lack of context over the Zoom call makes it so, so bad.
The funniest thing is when these people say "funny number cant like" then somebody goes against their wishes. It is the greatest feeling, to see somebodies hopes being crushed in a single click.
Thought I was muted while in class and was playing with my parrot. It was only until a classmate asked if I was being haunted that I realised I wasn't, and that my entire class had heard my bird calling my name in a low, scratchy voice several times over.
I remember watching my teacher BITE into an orange like it was an apple and in my sheer terror I couldn't stop laughing until one of my friends told me that I wasn't on mute. So much fear was felt that day
We had a clima-crisis-workshop back in school and it was on teams during online class. That one woman who was explaining some stuff took her sweet time with doing it. My teacher, thinking she was on mute, just sighed "Man, just shut your fucking mouth, woman" She was, in fact, not on mute
I was unmuted and my camera was also on. We were having our bathroom done and me and my brother were stood there with a literal bathtub shouting at eachother trying to figure out where to put it. Luckily everyone was busy doing a task so only our teacher witnessed this. He sent me a message saying something along the lines of "I can see that you're not doing your work but I'm finding this entertaining. It's like watching a sitcom" Although I'm pretty sure the whole class heard me shout "IT WON'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR YOU PLEB"
Can’t beat the time my (high school) music teacher thought his camera was off and walked on camera shirtless. 6 months later he “left” after being discovered being with a senior student. :)
one time one of my art professors was giving a presentation and showed us a piece where the artist had put scaled up parts of a toilet tank in a canal. In my most tired, high-sounding voice I said "haha,, that's funny" and my prof went "haha... yeah kinda" and thats when i realized my mic was still on edit: another time in a different class we were doing critique and when it wasnt my turn i was playing my switch. i suddenly got a text in the class group chat from a girl asking if i was playing animal crossing 💀
I was talking to my cat about eating spiders after he found one and ate it like he had been starving. Teacher said “whoever that is, please stop eating spiders and mute yourself” heart nearly stopped
During a chemistry class, I was being naughty and decided to play minecraft with a friend, and GOT INTO A VOICE CALL ON DISCORD DURING CLASS. At one point the teacher noticed my mouth move and unmuted me (I muted zoom so I only found out later). Apparently, the class listened to me talking about fishing rods for at least 20 minutes. The best part is, the entire class somehow covered for me, and the teacher was... let's just say confused beyond belief, so at the end of the day nothing happened.
I'm just surprised you managed to talk about fishing rods for 20 minutes. There doesn't seem to be that much to talk about them. Was cool of your classmates to gaslight the teacher though lol
I know no one would believe me. But during out Japanese zoom class, everyone was guilty of the 'I thought I was muted',, including me. One time during a lesson, my cockateil landed on the back of my head, and I ended up exclaiming, "Henry, you bat in bird feathers!". Everyone kinda fell silent before my teacher asked, "Want to repeat that in Japanese?". Still, not as bad as the poor sod who had a violent shitting episode and forgot to mute before running out.
I've never had an issue remembering to mute. However, on a couple of occasions I did fail to take into account that I could still _be seen_ by other people in our Teams meetings. Turns out that a roll of the eyes and "fucks sake" can still be readily interpreted by people with eyes 🙈
This is why I don't turn my camera on unless absolutely necessary, or unless I'm expecting to be extremely focused (e.g. a job interview), or unless I'm talking to family. I do not have the mental space to worry about that shit.
This is why I have a hot key for my camera on my laptop, and anytime I have to turn my camera off, I flicker it on and off and say that it's malfunctioning lol
One time in class, a student didn't realise she wasn't muted and her microphone was broken. We kept hearing a demonic echo every time someone spoke and the teacher had to stop teaching cause she just couldn't stop laughing. It took like 5 minutes to realise where the echo was coming from. Another time, the same teacher forgot to mute herself while we had to watch a recording of the presentation of some students. It was a funny video, so instead of hearing the presentation, we just kept hearing the teacher laugh. Moments like this are the only thing I miss about online uni lectures
Here's mine: Was in a mandatory class meeting with a guest speaker talking about sexual harassment. My roommate was in the same meeting in the next room over. When the speaker came on, she smiled and asked how everyone's day was going, to which my friend shouted "SHUT. THE FUCK. UP." I heard him say this twice. Once muffled by the wall, and again a half second later as the call repeated it. He didn't even realize he was unmuted, and his dumbass had no idea why the call went deadly silent. I had to play the recording back for him to believe me, and I swear he dropped dead on the spot when he heard it.
If hes gonna scream at someone to "SHUT THE FUCK UP" just because they said "how are you?", he can deal with being embarrassed LOL What a dumbass, I feel bad for that speaker
I was on a zoom university lecture. I thought I was on mute and started singing Candy Store in the voice of Toad from Super Mario. I eventually stopped because my vocal chords were threatening to jump off a roof and someone said "Is it just me or does Heather sound different?" Never wanted to die in a hole so much.
I remember being witness to an accidental unmuting not too long ago. During a hybrid lecture (part of the class attending digitally, the rest being physically present in the lecture hall), someone either had sex, or at the very least was watching porn on another device, and somehow got unmuted. Very loud moans rang through the loudspeaker systems in the lecture hall, to a group of over a hundred giggling students and the lecturer.
I actually have 2 really funny stories of people who weren't muted on zoom. Once in a virtual class, one of my classmates just randomly started singing with both his microphone and camera on, the teacher told him to stop but he had the class on mute and just kept going, so they ended up having to force mute him just to be able to continue the class. He didn't even realize everyone saw and heard him until he sang the whole song and noticed the class whatsapp group going crazy about it, and he couldn't even apologize to the teacher because he was force muted. Also once during a test, some people were in a discord call doing the test together while also in the zoom call the teacher used to monitor us, and one of them forgot to mute his microphone on the zoom call and asked on the discord one "hey, so do you guys know the answer to this question" and everyone in the call heard it, including the teacher. It would've been bad enough as is, but SOMEONE ELSE ON THE ZOOM CALL ANSWERED HIM, this was in university so cheating on a test is really serious, you'd imagine they would check their microphones before doing that
@@isthatrubble iirc we didn't actually have our cameras turned on, which does bring into question how they were even keeping an eye on us so it was probably just so we could ask questions
In my senior year, my school offered both online classes and in person classes, so I chose online. This meant that my teachers would project our screens + audio onto the TV while they taught the rest of the class. One day I was at home and didn’t realize I was unmuted and I was just casually eating macaroni right by the mic. I didn’t even know until my friend texted me telling me to mute myself and I felt my life flash before my eyes💀
OH MY GOD I'D WISH TO FALL TROUGH THE FLOOR SO MUCH LMAOOOO Reading fanfics tot he while class without realising it sucks. If i was the teacher i'd tell everyone to shut up to listen ti the fanfic....
I had a friend who was accidentally unmuted when we were learning about asexual reproduction. I just heard her say “That’s me.” To this day I have never laughed harder than I did in that moment.
In my last year of middle school, we were in the middle of a zoom meeting, I thought I was on mute and sipped the loudest sip of tea in my entire lifetime. Everyone went dead silent, it's even worse because I did it as the teacher was talking. My apologies Mr. Z.
During an online class about a year ago, a classmate accidentally unmuted himself MID-SHAG. For a solid minute and a half, the whole class was subject to the sound of a rocking bed frame and the occasional wet slap or faint moan. It took maybe three shouts of increasing volume from the professor for him to realise what had happened and re-mute
Once I was in a zoom class while holding a box of baby chickens I was looking after, and forgot I wasn't muted when I told them to "Stop- No. Stop eating that! That's your poop..."
@@SupahCray Family bought them at the beginning of the pandemic so that we could have affordable eggs when they grew up. We got them at one of those like, farm animal supply stores. I will say this, though. It is a lot easier to have a hen raise them than to raise them yourself. They need a lot of love, and being there just for feedings doesn't cut it. I kept them in my room and they pooped all over my tile floor. I eventually cleaned it, but things were pretty gross for awhile. They also gotta be able to dig in the dirt and go in the sun in order to be happy. Also, you gotta figure out how to get them to treat each other well once they hit puberty - especially the boys who tend to very clingy to the point of usually being simps but often also being incels but unwilling/unable to accept gifts because their status depends on being the biggest, shoutiest, prettiest, most independent, and most generous. The boys chill out when they can't see the girls (and get insecure about being loved by them) but chickens are extraverts who can't be alone without getting sad. So, planning is definitely required to prevent them from mistreating each other. tldr: getting them is easy, but taking good care of them requires a lot of time, effort, curiosity, and advance planning.
@@hoppybirdy6967 I read the whole thing, lol. And I'm so glad you're treatin em well! Some people probably wouldn't. You must be a pretty good person! Thanks for telling me about it! You and yours have an awesome day, hun~
you just reminded me of a friend on discord who had baby geese and he named one Hitler and another Stalin (history nerd) and they kept trying to escape their box the server was in SHAMBLES
One time when i got called for jury duty during COVID i heard an older guy talk shit to his wife about literally everyone in the call and she was like "you made sure you're on mute, right?" And he was like "yeah, of course look at the little symbol there" ... that poor bastard. Idk if he ever found out.
One time during a call for Spanish class, at the end of the call someone else’s mic did the thing where it picks up on the speaker and there’s that high-pitched echoing ringing sound. I started laughing, and as I started to push the hang up button, I missed and accidentally unmuted myself. At that exact moment, a breathed in at the same time as laughing, letting out a horrible screeching sound for the whole class to hear
I was in a Discord Call, and my baby nephew came up to me wanting to play. I thought I was muted and proceeded to talk to him in a gremlin voice, calling him "The Little Gremlin" and "The successor to all Gremlin kind". Then my friends who had no clue what I was talking about proceeded to mimic what I was saying. So here I am trying to explain why I was calling my nephew "The little gremlin man" while all my friends are doing their own gremlin voices .
Our class had an attractive looking German teacher, so one day in Google Meet my friend accidentially unmuted herself and she seemed to be recording a voice message on her phone because all we could hear was "And now we're in a lesson with our sexy German teacher".
I remember reading a post (4chan, I think?) where someone thought they weren't on mute, muted to let out a massive fart, then unmuted afterwards in a Zoom class. What actually happened is they were muted in the first place, so everyone heard their massive fart.
Damn something similar happened to me literally ripped the loudest burp on earth after getting up from my chair from my school zoom parent meeting cause it was boring asf. There was like, 30-40 kids too, and they didnt know who it was. Still regret that shit months later
My sister's class had this one guy, who while during online school started arguing with his mother, they were screaming at each other. He was unmuted and it was mandatory for her class to have camera on so everybody saw it. The teacher said nothing, as everyone watched in silence. After about 3 minutes they finished arguing and the teacher asked in a quiet voice "may..may I speak now?" European schools do be different fr but it was a funny accident tho EDIT: the other time I was on camera because I was making a presentation in front of my whole class and a teacher, when my mom waltzed into my room to put the laundry on the dryer. I thought I was gonna die from embarrasement. She was in her pajamas too. And another time when I thought I was muted I started cursing under my breath because I couldn't get the right answer to a math problem and I heard my classmate say "[name] your mike is on..." My cat also turned on my camera the other time when I went to the toilet and she was staring at it the whole time. Thanks kitty, at least she didn't show the whole, not so clean quarantine room.
I don't think it's that funny that a mother was screaming at her child to the point her child had to scream back at her. Sounds like she should be reported to CPS. And what the hell is wrong with ya, thinking that kind of thing is funny? Dude's probably suffering.
I was doing a screaming impression with my friend (on another call) when I realized I wasn't on mute and the teacher was laughing hysterically. Everyone else was completely silent. But tbh this makes me feel better.
I'm really happy that that teacher had a sense of humor about the situation lol. Knowing how peers are, it's a major head scratcher why everybody else was silent
I was in a zoom class and I had my electric guitar next to me. I started playing doing really well and I wasn’t muted. On zoom it shows the camera who is making the most noise to everyone. Someone said “wow.” I looked up and realized. Went to put my guitar down and fell out of my chair. Everyone saw me. I just laid there the rest of class. No one questioned it.
Back in 2020 when I was still in public school my teacher had to go for like five minutes so my friend and I, who were in a separate call so we could ignore the teachers and discuss our work, had an argument about whether or not tea was considered soup while we were muted in the class call. It turned out we were not muted, and so when the teacher came back it was to a furious debate about the specificities of soup classification.
a footnote to what I'm sure was an exhaustive exploration of the issue --- this reviewer suggests that Tibetan butter tea is really, really close to soup.
My friend started talking to their bunny like "awwwh who's a good boy, you're so cute, my baby" and they were unmuted. It was during math class with a very strict teacher. They were lucky that everyone found that very endearing, but they were absolutely mortified and still avoid the topic
Me, and at least 3 of my classmates in the 5 years I've been in my school, have accidentally been unmuted while our parents were arguing in the background. To one of those 3 classmates' credit, he kept giving his poetry presentation without even stuttering despite the domestic violence backing the piece. Absolute beast.
I was in a meeting of about 230 people at work which had some very senior people in it, and someone unmuted accidentally whilst working out. All you could hear were deep breaths from the person out of breath and a voice saying “SQUAT, SQUAT, SQUAT, WORK IT, YOU’RE GETTING IT!”
this reminds me of one of my friend's dads...he would say the workout as he is doing it , like squat or pushup when he is doing a squat or a pushup like what...
Last year my professors gave lectures on Microsoft teams but didn't take into account that like a 1000 had to join which wasn't possible. They decided to live stream the lectures on UA-cam instead. One time they forgot to end the stream and had a meeting right after where they talked shit about the students and called us entitled for asking if the lectures could be recorded 💀 The stream was up for a day and then frantically deleted after students started e-mailing the University about how professional it was it was honestly really embarrassing
I was nearing the end of a very emotional remote D&D game and muted myself in order to blow my nose. I had forgotten that I was already muted because I didn’t want the dm to know I was crying like a bitch, so they heard silence, then me blowing my nose loudly and obscenely, and then silence again. It lightened the mood somewhat but I still cried a little.
@@ZirconTheBread Almost every time I see this in the comment sections of videos, the like count has already exceeded the number specified. It’s inevitably going to keep rising, so don’t bother holding back.
Fun fact: I actually had one moment of this. One day, I was in online math class, and the teacher was explaining something she wasn’t supposed to explain. I said “It’s the (thing she’s supposed to explain) bitch.” She didn’t notice luckily.
I remember sitting in Science Class (virtual obviously) and we were talking about tectonic plates. The teacher asked the class what happens when one tectonic plate moves underneath another (I'm pretty sure the answer is a volcano) and then one kid, who was unmuted the entire time, screams "KRAKATOA" and rips the most violently wet fart I've ever heard. I don't even know who it was, but I idolize them to this day.
Makes me feel grateful that the only time this happened to me all I did was turn to my dad and say with the tiredness only a 50 year old office worker could muster (despite being in high school) “we weren’t supposed to do question 3”
The other day I was cleaning my bathroom while listening to Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing by Set It Off and I started singing the second verse thinking I was alone. The scream that tore from my throat once I realized that my dad was standing in the hallway listening to me sing was so loud, I scared myself 😭😭
Very true, and it's a shame people are so shy about it! We become better singers by just singing a lot, and being around people who also sing a lot. I love hanging out with groups of friends where nobody is shy about singing, it's so much fun to just be able to let loose like that.
The time I was literally crying having a breakdown on call with my boyfriend at the time saying "I love youuuu" and someone says "Laura, you're not on mute..." I wanted to die. Still do
@@myfeed2499 Gunshot is the best, pills or rope have way to high of a likelihood of being botched. Just put the barrel in your mouth aimed at the back of the neck to about 45 degrees up, or really anything as long as you don’t point the barrel straight up behind the teeth
@@noahjackl2240 You’ve presented a somewhat accurate statement. Gunshots are the most effective and most efficient, but lack the properties of accessibility. Sleeping pills are much more available, and a more reasonable choice for the average civilian.
I WAS muted but my cat came in and climbed onto my laptop to yell at me. If you hold down the spacebar you temporarily unmute, and that was one of the keys he stepped on, so EVERYONE IN MY CLASS heard me UNMUTE so a cat could YOWL INTO THE MICROPHONE
I once dramatically shouted, "NO MIKU!!" when my fragile Hatsune Miku figurine fell off my desk while I was unmuted. Update: She's living the life right now! My roommates and I made a shrine for her with a plushie Jesus as her friend and she has not fallen since! (Just got a cat though so I don't know how long that'll last)
I still remember this one time during a remote choir I was in, this girl accidentally unmuted and she was on a call with someone and cursing like every other word. And then the conductor literally screamed "OMG YOU'RE UNMUTED!!!" and started laughing really hard. The girl immediately left the meeting and never came back for that rehearsal even though we have a limited amount of absences 😭💀
I feel like my uni teacher and your teacher are the two sides of the spectrum. My teacher's daughter interrupted class to proudly show her primary school report card to her dad, whereas your teacher accidentally publicly told off their poor kid for failing a course
my friend and I were on a call while taking english class and he started saying a bunch of swear words just because why not, and then he realized he was unmuted. the best part is, the teacher didn't even get mad, he just told them "at least you said them in English" (we speak Spanish)
I once screamed, extremely loud and annoyed “FUCKING STAY” (in a way that ascends from seemingly normal speech to high pitch and volume) at a ready made meal box plastic wrapper thing during Japanese class unmuted. I screamed in English even though I’m Polish (I am studying English for my bachelors degree so I guess it’s not that weird). Still not as bad as a classmate of mine complaining to his brother about the class that was going on, with a lot of swearing.
Not me, but one day during PE class, a kid wasn’t on mute and was watching Genshin stuff. After a bit of silence, he said really loudly in a falsetto “ehe te nandayo.” He then realized he wasn’t muted and quickly muted himself afterwards. 😀
I'm too paranoid not to check if I'm muted 20 times and still be as quiet as possible just in case, but one time I unmuted to answer the teacher and my dad walked in to ask if I was hungry and if he should heat up some beans for me. 🥺
I remember I was in drawing class and our teacher let us listen to music while drawing. You already know where this is going. I was watching JoJo’s at the time and moving the ruler, I pressed space, which unmuted me. I was singing that one opening from Part 5 JoJo I don’t remember the name but I suddenly unmuted and started singing in broken Spanish accent Japanese (because I live in Uruguay) and when I saw I was muted 2 seconds later I was really embarassed. Two guys who also watch JoJo helped me out and followed singing after the part I had stopped at to mute myself. They literally continued singing for me. But of an odd class that was.
Some girl on google meet didn’t know she was unmuted and she started singing and my teacher said “Wow that’s such a beautiful song. Now,can we finish the lesson?” And another time I wasn’t on mute and I didn’t speak but my chair was squeaky and someone thought there was a rat 💀💀💀
As someone with neither education nor a job during the pandemic (I’m disabled) it’s fascinating taking a peek into y’all’s life. It’s a whole other world out there.
To be honest with ya, these are stories from different people. Usually, we just had 1 of these stories per class. I know it seems like a reality show but it wasnt that way. It was boring and depressign for both students and the teachers.
@@meow_meow_J wait, wait, are you legally blind or another kind of visual impairment? I personally have really bad vision that is rapidly decreasing and I’d like to learn more about this stuff in case it happens to me in the future..
I like the idea that these moments are a bit therapeutic for the people involved. Like, they said something totally unfiltered they never would have said otherwise and can't take it back. The consequences happen immediately, then everyone moves on. That can be a good exercise in speaking your mind, which a lot of people fear.
I thought I was on mute in math class and I started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"... let's just say it was embarrassing to see people laughing and then figure out what they were laughing at 😂. Also my teacher said he had no idea people still "liked those old songs" anymore. Guess he doesn't know about rickrolls?
@@four-two-six I showed my physics teacher Never Gonna Give You Up and I was giggling the hell out, and he was just like "I don't get it, it's just people dancing?"
-Night classes on zoom. -No muting allowed. -The paper thin walls of my room revealing the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend pounding their way around the bed until a bit of silence followed by... "HOLY SHIT, WATCH THE TEETH, KELLY, FFS!"
One time, while I was playing DnD online with some friends, I was eating a very cheesy dish. As I was on mute, I thought aloud, "Man, Imma be so constipated in the morning." I wasn't on mute, and had also just taken out a boss so the context was a bit interesting.
Once during a German lesson in 8th grade, I forgot I wasn't on mute a and kept saying "schiiiiiiitzel" over and over again for like a minute straight. When the teacher pointed it out I was so panicked I just straight up left the call.
Why did that last part remind me of the time I accidentally left a call when trying to unmute 💀. All my class saw was the teacher asking me a question, a second or two of silence, then me just leaving the call without a word. In my defense, the mic button and Leave Call button were right next to each other, lol
That reminds me of the time where I was in math class and my teacher called on me to answer the question and I didn’t know it so I just left and didn’t come back 😭I even went shopping with my mom too-
Once I was talking to my dad about our family cat, I wasnt muted when I thought I was. The teacher proceeded to ask me about her and asked everyone to show their pets if they have one. I was like "ok bet" and went to get my cat. I later learned I was still not muted and the mumbled voices of my mom and dad sounded weird at the time lmao But we had a moment for our pets so that was nice. That cat died btw. I am sad
this same thing happened to me about a month ago, only we cancelled the execution last hour. I can't even imagine what I would have felt like if it would've happened though. I probably would have felt like you right now. Sorry for your loss 😥😭
when I was in online school, every single day in my math class, the same kid, with video on, without fail ate an entire fricking vanilla cake with white frosting, in the span of less than 20 minutes
This makes me remember of that one time I was scrolling twitter while in a religious study class, and I thought I was on mute when I scroll past a bunny boy cosplay and audibly said 'damn, look at that thicc bunny boy' 💀 I only realized I'm unmuted when the class mentor laughed, soo welp, there goes my reputation in that class...
One time my dad was on a call unmuted, and one of my cats jumped onto his lap and started purring. One of his coworkers just asked "okay who's purring?" and he immediately muted himself
once i screamed “MY CAMREA IS STILL ON-“ and instead of clicking the camera button i clicked the unmute button so my entire drama class heard “CAMERA IS STILL O-“ i passed away shortly after
I was on a joint call with my mum. It was a Christian like meeting thing. Thought we were on mute and started laughing at how one woman was literally falling asleep. Left as soon as we realised. This happened on two different occasions.
one time i was on a discord call with friends and my mom entered my room so i muted my mic. in the middle of her feeding my dog crackers on my bed my mic came unmuted and my friends heard me begging my mom to stop giving the dog so many crackers on my bed. my friends found it hilarious
@@nomoretwitterhandles incorrect, actually! i did what i call a "stealth mute" where i would mute my mic not in-application, but actually mute my entire mic functionality across my entire computer. it was toggled via an external button. the set of headphones i had at the time had this little remote that had that sort of button.
@@WhitestWhistle I have, but OP never implied such a thing. They said "my mic came unmuted", not "I/someone accidentally unmuted my mic". The way I saw it, they muted their DISCORD mic.
@@chalkwarrior5542 I'm glad to hear that! Your original comment lead me to believe you muted yourself on Discord (because you specified it was a Discord call). Thank you for clarifying!
One time I disrupted a meeting my sister was in by bumping my head and loudly expressing my pain while she was accidentally unmuted. Everyone thought it was a dog.
One time during a Teams Meeting my sister sent me a video. Thinking I was on mute, I clicked on it and since the audio was kinda low, I cranked up the volume to the max. That was the moment, the line "Hey bitches, bros and non-binary hoes!" played. For a week, everyone greeted me with that.
I remember when I was in online school I was in 4th grade, My sister had a "fun time assignment" and that assignment was to ask a sibling/relative what there favorite snack was, (keep in mind my sister was a few feet away from me so my class couldn't hear her) then she asked the question, I accidentally put my shoulder on my space bar unmuting myself, then I answered "cheese balls" and my entire class heard me, I looked at my class realizing I wasn't muted and quickly muted myself and shouted "FREAK!" so all my class could see was me un-audibly shouting with my hands in the air looking like absolute maniac.
I was in band class once, and one of the saxophone players was taking his chair test. My cousin was encouraging him and saying he was their best friend. The saxophone player responded with "you don't abuse your best friends lol" and i said "yes you do." Everyone heard me and broke into laughter. And i'm the quiet kid. Didn't realise my thoughts came out my mouth.
This is absolutely terrifying reminds me of the one time my friend was asking for help on a test and i was explaining the answers to them while unmuted :,)
I remember that sometime during the pandemic, I thought I had put myself on mute, and, in a proud tone, unknowingly screamed, "I JUST KILLED A BUG WITH TAPE!!" to my entire Zoom class. I did, in fact, kill a bug by sticking it to the tape and smushing it against the nearest chair.
So that one time I had an online history lecture, which I really hate, so I thought I could just mute myself and do something else, since my camera wasn’t working anyway. I missed the button and muted the lecture instead of myself (I didn’t know that because I took off my headphones), then started watching something funny on my phone. The whole freaking group of 50+ people (my professor included) was listening to me constantly wheezing, cursing and dying out of laughter FOR ONE FREAKING HOUR. I wonder why the professor didn’t mute or ban me then, maybe she couldn’t detect the culprit, but somehow all my groupmates seemed to know that it was me and acted strangely around me after this. Two years have passed, and I still think about it late at nights💀💀💀
I was unmuted and I had a yt video on (Matt rose obviously)
And the teacher said “[Name] what you watching it sounds good”
YES
amazing.
wow good job lmao
LOL
based teacher
Hearing "you're on mute" is annoying
Hearing "... you're not on mute" is terrifying
It goes from “you forgot” to “you fucked up”
@@ChimmneyMan You forgot to fuck up
instant heart attack
@@ChimmneyMan to “you forgor”
@@tableswithoutchairs1168 to "💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"
my high school science teacher had a policy against muting so i cooked popcorn in protest using one of those really old air poppers. you know, the ones that sound like a hair dryer? he finally let people mute themselves, but he wasn’t all that impressed with me.
im impressed with you
you deserve an award
I love a malicious compliance story
bruh how could you have a policy against muting fuck is wrong w you
everybody who had a headset on should just have been "accidentally" hitting and blowing into their mic constantly, that's another way to maliciously comply
I remember I was playing untitled goose game on full volume on a teams call thinking I was on mute and the teacher was like “who’s honking.” And all that everyone else heard was a distant “HONK HONK.”
Anatidaephobia
*ʰᵒⁿᵏ*
@@tallic967 even Google wants you to translate that into english
Heiekev2h2in3veu3b3nk
I mean, you are a goose! They should let you be a goose! Honk if you're hungry for chaos!
Funniest one for me was online school in 2020 - not me, but my classmate. As an April Fool's bit of idiocy, I sat a stuffed gorilla up close in front of my camera. When my classmate joined the call, I can only assume my gorilla was taking up his entire screen. So everyone heard an alarmed "what the fuck is that?!!" followed by a quiet "oh shit I'm not on mute"
Next level April Foolery.
That is amazing lmao
LMAOOOOO
Teacher: 👁👄👁
During online class last year, a boy in my class didn't realize he was unmuted until the whole class (including the math teacher) applauded him after he sang half of Starships by Nicki Minaj. I really miss my old class.
did he have vocal talengs
@@mangleshp Yes yes
Fuck i can feel his pain
that's so "and then everyone clapped" it hurts. it's not too unbelievable since it was probably satirical clapping, so I'm not calling you a liar, but maybe avoid saying "the whole class and teacher clapped" next time you wanna tell a funny story lol
@@nomoretwitterhandles
Skepticism is alright man but I think you're taking it a little too far. It's not too far fetched for a class like this to exist.
The first and last time I un muted myself was when I accidently said "Peter piper can't pick a pickle because pickles don't grow, they are cucumbers first". My teacher responded "what an astute observation"
This is my favorite yet
I mean, that *is* an astute observation.
Holy shit, you're right.
That's fine but he usually picks peppers
@@chimominino pickled peppers, so the same thing still applies, just not with cucumbers
Accidentally said while unmuted "Jesus my bollocks are itchy" followed by my boss saying "what the hell jack, too much information" 😂
Got the piss taken outta me when i went back to work 😂
lol
That's some aggressively british stuff 💀
soooo, how exactly did they take that piss?
@@NotASpyPootis a tube through the urinary meatus
@@NotASpyPootis a catheter inserted up the urethra
Once I saw a field mouse outside my window during my zoom class, and I yelled “OH MY GOSH ITS MICKEY MOUSE!” In a Mickey Mouse voice. I was unmuted, and my entire class started laughing while the teacher stared at me confused. So much embarrassment was felt that day…
OH MY HELL HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE ANY COMMENTS??😭😭lemme fix that-
@@HeyItsJayIRL Ayyy thx!
"IT'S PUBLIC DOMAIN NOW BIATCH"
this sounds like the type of shit i’d hear in my class 😭
honestly if one of my classmates randomly did that, i'd ask to be friends
I will never forget the day I was playing Phasmophobia in an online class and wasn't on mute. I sounded like a nutter but no one questioned it.
So everyone could hear me go:
"Hulk Hogan are you there?"
Still better than when I was playing Among Us with friends while I was in a zoom call and didn't realize I wasn't muted in there for like five minutes until someone asked me if I was playing Among Us
Oh no...
Ohmygod that is the best one so far.
Your name is hulk??
Nevermind im stupid as fuck
During a zoom class one of the students started singing, thinking that she was on mute. The teacher suggested her to join the school's music club. Now she is the main singer on the school band.
Thats so wholesome, though! 🥰
thanks, obamaium
mission failed succesfully
Seens like it is a plot point straight from one of those cheesy 2000s high school movies
so true 🤓
It genuinely astonishes me how many people just. don't pay attention to make sure they're muted. Does everyone else not have the crippling anxiety that makes them triple check that they're muted every second?
I'm pretty sure people do but overtime they probably get so used to seeing themselves muted everytime they checked that they no longer cared to look if their mics are turned on
on mine it used to just unmute randomly if i accidentally touched a button
I have that but only after an accident
My computer will unmute if I touch the space button, so I can see why they might accidentally bump it. I always reserve my language though during a call even if I'm muted, just to save me from possible embarrassment.
this is what i don't get, i do talk to myself during zoom bc how else do you stay sane but i also am looking at the mic icon every millisecond to see it's still crossed out
That one with the person who told their dog to stop licking their toes is absolutely perfection. There's nothing weird or extreme about what they're saying, yet the lack of context over the Zoom call makes it so, so bad.
I can't like. It's the "dirty"/"funny" number. (IYKYK)
@@Kid_Cat64 Not anymore sadly:(
The funniest thing is when these people say "funny number cant like" then somebody goes against their wishes. It is the greatest feeling, to see somebodies hopes being crushed in a single click.
Thought I was muted while in class and was playing with my parrot. It was only until a classmate asked if I was being haunted that I realised I wasn't, and that my entire class had heard my bird calling my name in a low, scratchy voice several times over.
Oh god I can hear it…
Lol so chill “uh are you being haunted..?”
username checks out
That was the first comment that ever made me laugh... congrats...like wow...I thought I lost that ability long ago...thank you friend..
@@MushroomTheKitty you must have a really bad sense of humour cause this didn't make me laugh, not even smile
I remember watching my teacher BITE into an orange like it was an apple and in my sheer terror I couldn't stop laughing until one of my friends told me that I wasn't on mute. So much fear was felt that day
i would’ve laughed too, why tf would you eat an orange like that😭
thats so funny though thats a w
Like, bit through the peel?
OMG HELP WHO TF *BITES* INTO AN ORANGE?! IM DYING💀
@@zaytaz9331 their teacher, apparently
one time i was petting my cat and calling her things like “big chonky girl” and “my little bean casserole” without knowing i was unmuted
little bean casserole 😭
That's just cute.
Pffft I call my dog puppy bean, there's no way I'm not stealing "little bean casserole".
It’s relatable tho
@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts Right? If I was in that class/meeting, I would've just started cooing.
We had a clima-crisis-workshop back in school and it was on teams during online class. That one woman who was explaining some stuff took her sweet time with doing it. My teacher, thinking she was on mute, just sighed "Man, just shut your fucking mouth, woman"
She was, in fact, not on mute
this is one of the best stories ive read in this comment section so far, how does this only have 7 likes?
Your teacher is based
Did she "shut her fucking mouth"?
@@adammezza5362 there is no clima-crisis
the TEACHER😭😭
I was unmuted and my camera was also on. We were having our bathroom done and me and my brother were stood there with a literal bathtub shouting at eachother trying to figure out where to put it. Luckily everyone was busy doing a task so only our teacher witnessed this. He sent me a message saying something along the lines of "I can see that you're not doing your work but I'm finding this entertaining. It's like watching a sitcom" Although I'm pretty sure the whole class heard me shout "IT WON'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR YOU PLEB"
Do u watch itsfuneh
@@justaviewer439 how is this relevant to his story and why did you choose to say that
@@commanderdenta I agree ☝️
That part you thought they all heard. That could be taken so badly by anyone who heard it. Especially in a class.
I think i can adapt this to typical Grand Tour / Old Top Gear chaos:
CLARKSOOOOOOOON! IT WONT FIT THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR YOU PLEB!
Can’t beat the time my (high school) music teacher thought his camera was off and walked on camera shirtless. 6 months later he “left” after being discovered being with a senior student. :)
"thought" his camera was off 🤢🤢🤢
DISGASTING 👿
Hes gross
Bruh he not only walked into online class shirtless but he had *cant say it* with a student? 🤢
A 🤡 he is. L mans.
one time one of my art professors was giving a presentation and showed us a piece where the artist had put scaled up parts of a toilet tank in a canal. In my most tired, high-sounding voice I said "haha,, that's funny" and my prof went "haha... yeah kinda" and thats when i realized my mic was still on
edit: another time in a different class we were doing critique and when it wasnt my turn i was playing my switch. i suddenly got a text in the class group chat from a girl asking if i was playing animal crossing 💀
Well, were you?
honestly those are kinda great
Were you though?
@@psy2844 oh absolutely lol
sKuLL eMoJi
Imagine having the gift of singing songs as Kermit the Frog, and then choosing NOT to share it with the world
Absolute blasphemy, god wouldn’t give that gift for it to be HIDDEN
Exceptional talent needs to be shared~
I was talking to my cat about eating spiders after he found one and ate it like he had been starving. Teacher said “whoever that is, please stop eating spiders and mute yourself” heart nearly stopped
as a cat owner, I can relate
@@RatSentinel **meows in agreement**
“Please stop eating spiders” 😂
oliver vocaloid core
@@RatSentinelcats just be eating random shit because no matter how recently you've fed them, no you haven't
During a chemistry class, I was being naughty and decided to play minecraft with a friend, and GOT INTO A VOICE CALL ON DISCORD DURING CLASS. At one point the teacher noticed my mouth move and unmuted me (I muted zoom so I only found out later). Apparently, the class listened to me talking about fishing rods for at least 20 minutes. The best part is, the entire class somehow covered for me, and the teacher was... let's just say confused beyond belief, so at the end of the day nothing happened.
I'm just surprised you managed to talk about fishing rods for 20 minutes. There doesn't seem to be that much to talk about them. Was cool of your classmates to gaslight the teacher though lol
@@speeder3235 as a 11yr Minecraft veteran I can see how tht happened 😂
ur class mates are pog champ man
i played minecraft at least a few times during zoom classes
Dont play with your camera on, otherwise you'll be hit with the force unmute by somebody apparently
I know no one would believe me. But during out Japanese zoom class, everyone was guilty of the 'I thought I was muted',, including me. One time during a lesson, my cockateil landed on the back of my head, and I ended up exclaiming, "Henry, you bat in bird feathers!". Everyone kinda fell silent before my teacher asked, "Want to repeat that in Japanese?". Still, not as bad as the poor sod who had a violent shitting episode and forgot to mute before running out.
LMAO THE POOR GUY😭😭
@@kiivies dam you could say that was
A holy shit
@@warpedmine9682 💀💀
VIOLENT lmao
My heart goes out to that guy
Ngl the “I’m a little soup boy” song and “call me butter cause I’m on a roll were legitimately wholesome💀
more like cringe
@olivercharles2930 more like 10% cringe and 90% wholesome
@@Evie_SG you have the worst pfp ever
@@olivercharles2930 says the person who has a letter O with a blue background as their pfp
@@Evie_SG wut
I've never had an issue remembering to mute. However, on a couple of occasions I did fail to take into account that I could still _be seen_ by other people in our Teams meetings. Turns out that a roll of the eyes and "fucks sake" can still be readily interpreted by people with eyes 🙈
This is the one use case where wearing a mask during zoom calls actually makes sense.
This is why I don't own a camera 😎
This is why I don't turn my camera on unless absolutely necessary, or unless I'm expecting to be extremely focused (e.g. a job interview), or unless I'm talking to family. I do not have the mental space to worry about that shit.
💀💀💀
This is why I have a hot key for my camera on my laptop, and anytime I have to turn my camera off, I flicker it on and off and say that it's malfunctioning lol
One time in class, a student didn't realise she wasn't muted and her microphone was broken. We kept hearing a demonic echo every time someone spoke and the teacher had to stop teaching cause she just couldn't stop laughing. It took like 5 minutes to realise where the echo was coming from.
Another time, the same teacher forgot to mute herself while we had to watch a recording of the presentation of some students. It was a funny video, so instead of hearing the presentation, we just kept hearing the teacher laugh. Moments like this are the only thing I miss about online uni lectures
I would like your teacher 🤲
Microphone? That person sounds like she's using a phone for a zoom meeting
@@samuellinn microphone as in little
I laughed when I saw ‘demonic echo’
Here's mine:
Was in a mandatory class meeting with a guest speaker talking about sexual harassment. My roommate was in the same meeting in the next room over. When the speaker came on, she smiled and asked how everyone's day was going, to which my friend shouted "SHUT. THE FUCK. UP." I heard him say this twice. Once muffled by the wall, and again a half second later as the call repeated it. He didn't even realize he was unmuted, and his dumbass had no idea why the call went deadly silent. I had to play the recording back for him to believe me, and I swear he dropped dead on the spot when he heard it.
is he ok after that?
@@asherwoodrow7471 I think maybe not
If hes gonna scream at someone to "SHUT THE FUCK UP" just because they said "how are you?", he can deal with being embarrassed LOL
What a dumbass, I feel bad for that speaker
He is dead forever r.i.p
well goodluck to him trying to sleep at night, cause thats going to be ingrained in his memory for a while
I was on a zoom university lecture. I thought I was on mute and started singing Candy Store in the voice of Toad from Super Mario. I eventually stopped because my vocal chords were threatening to jump off a roof and someone said "Is it just me or does Heather sound different?"
Never wanted to die in a hole so much.
You should hear me try to sing high notes, babes! 😂😂😂
That is AMAZING
just trying to envision this has me laughing
Does anybody else appreciate how this man can make a sentence 20 times funnier than it should be just by the way he narrates it???
its like thats the reason people watch him
Especially when he pronounces gibberish that I would never even attempt to pronounce 😆
fr
I read this in his voice
twenty two grinning face emojis brb gonna go die
I remember being witness to an accidental unmuting not too long ago. During a hybrid lecture (part of the class attending digitally, the rest being physically present in the lecture hall), someone either had sex, or at the very least was watching porn on another device, and somehow got unmuted. Very loud moans rang through the loudspeaker systems in the lecture hall, to a group of over a hundred giggling students and the lecturer.
Wow... That'd destroy the school walls if it happened where I am
@@L4v4molly i am rapidly approcing your location
Absolute CHAD move, asserting dominance by making everyone in your class hear you having sex
oh no.....
Oh my 😵💫
dont worry matt, we know that you are being held hostage to make this beautiful videos for us
lmao-
@Chlorine what did they say
he hearted it. this is a call for help
@@amphibiland *no one is coming*
are you okay matt
I actually have 2 really funny stories of people who weren't muted on zoom.
Once in a virtual class, one of my classmates just randomly started singing with both his microphone and camera on, the teacher told him to stop but he had the class on mute and just kept going, so they ended up having to force mute him just to be able to continue the class. He didn't even realize everyone saw and heard him until he sang the whole song and noticed the class whatsapp group going crazy about it, and he couldn't even apologize to the teacher because he was force muted.
Also once during a test, some people were in a discord call doing the test together while also in the zoom call the teacher used to monitor us, and one of them forgot to mute his microphone on the zoom call and asked on the discord one "hey, so do you guys know the answer to this question" and everyone in the call heard it, including the teacher. It would've been bad enough as is, but SOMEONE ELSE ON THE ZOOM CALL ANSWERED HIM, this was in university so cheating on a test is really serious, you'd imagine they would check their microphones before doing that
surely even on mute the teacher would have seen them talking, so I can't see that really working for long anyway.
@@isthatrubble iirc we didn't actually have our cameras turned on, which does bring into question how they were even keeping an eye on us so it was probably just so we could ask questions
oh hell yeah, i still don’t trust the mute button, that thing be playing with me i swear
i triple mute myself on playstation: disable game chat, start a private party, mute my mic, party mute my mic just to make sure
Yes
I need a password lock on the unmute button
The mics with a button or switch to mute are great
I just unplug the mic
In my senior year, my school offered both online classes and in person classes, so I chose online. This meant that my teachers would project our screens + audio onto the TV while they taught the rest of the class. One day I was at home and didn’t realize I was unmuted and I was just casually eating macaroni right by the mic. I didn’t even know until my friend texted me telling me to mute myself and I felt my life flash before my eyes💀
I did that but with face cam on my phone, you know the angle when you open front camera - yeah it was that one 😭😭💀
Bro i ate a whole frozen pizza and a couple cake slices on cam seperatly that shit was boring anyways
ah yes, live asmr mukbang
Was the macaroni good at least?
@@justaperson4656 Very much, it almost would've been worth it if not for my tragic mistake
one time I thought that I was on mute and for like 15 minutes I sat, unmuted, just whisper reading a fanfic 💀
BYE ☠️☠️
Oh nooooooo. What kind was it? Cause I've accidentally whisper read smut in irl class
@@hellochildren3780 i'm pretty sure it was reader insert angst, so i was just reading it hella dramatically lmao
OH MY GOD I'D WISH TO FALL TROUGH THE FLOOR SO MUCH LMAOOOO
Reading fanfics tot he while class without realising it sucks.
If i was the teacher i'd tell everyone to shut up to listen ti the fanfic....
wtf
I had a friend who was accidentally unmuted when we were learning about asexual reproduction. I just heard her say “That’s me.”
To this day I have never laughed harder than I did in that moment.
Top tier comedian that one
Oh, I get it. I'm asexual
Damn she came out to the whole class😭
same ;)
me fr
In my last year of middle school, we were in the middle of a zoom meeting, I thought I was on mute and sipped the loudest sip of tea in my entire lifetime. Everyone went dead silent, it's even worse because I did it as the teacher was talking.
My apologies Mr. Z.
That must’ve been some good tea! 😂
im just imagining a teacher teaching students in a serious tone and they're asking questions and there's you going zszsszldplpdls sipping your tea idk
HAHA
I have a teacher named Mr Z right now too hahaha
It must have sounded like you took a fat rip off a bong and it probably confused and/or annoyed everyone
During an online class about a year ago, a classmate accidentally unmuted himself MID-SHAG. For a solid minute and a half, the whole class was subject to the sound of a rocking bed frame and the occasional wet slap or faint moan. It took maybe three shouts of increasing volume from the professor for him to realise what had happened and re-mute
Aaa
Much Aaa
NOOO OH GODS
OH HELL NO
OH NOOO
Once I was in a zoom class while holding a box of baby chickens I was looking after, and forgot I wasn't muted when I told them to "Stop- No. Stop eating that! That's your poop..."
Umm...HOW DID YOU GET A BOX OF CUTENESS AND WHERE DO I GET ONE?!?!?! No, but seriously! I'm so jealous!!!
@@SupahCray Family bought them at the beginning of the pandemic so that we could have affordable eggs when they grew up. We got them at one of those like, farm animal supply stores. I will say this, though. It is a lot easier to have a hen raise them than to raise them yourself. They need a lot of love, and being there just for feedings doesn't cut it. I kept them in my room and they pooped all over my tile floor. I eventually cleaned it, but things were pretty gross for awhile. They also gotta be able to dig in the dirt and go in the sun in order to be happy. Also, you gotta figure out how to get them to treat each other well once they hit puberty - especially the boys who tend to very clingy to the point of usually being simps but often also being incels but unwilling/unable to accept gifts because their status depends on being the biggest, shoutiest, prettiest, most independent, and most generous. The boys chill out when they can't see the girls (and get insecure about being loved by them) but chickens are extraverts who can't be alone without getting sad. So, planning is definitely required to prevent them from mistreating each other.
tldr: getting them is easy, but taking good care of them requires a lot of time, effort, curiosity, and advance planning.
@@hoppybirdy6967 I read the whole thing, lol. And I'm so glad you're treatin em well! Some people probably wouldn't. You must be a pretty good person! Thanks for telling me about it! You and yours have an awesome day, hun~
you just reminded me of a friend on discord who had baby geese and he named one Hitler and another Stalin (history nerd)
and they kept trying to escape their box
the server was in SHAMBLES
@@EllpaFox47 omg, nooooo~
One time when i got called for jury duty during COVID i heard an older guy talk shit to his wife about literally everyone in the call and she was like "you made sure you're on mute, right?" And he was like "yeah, of course look at the little symbol there" ... that poor bastard. Idk if he ever found out.
LOOOL. 11 angry men, not for the reason you'd think.
One time during a call for Spanish class, at the end of the call someone else’s mic did the thing where it picks up on the speaker and there’s that high-pitched echoing ringing sound. I started laughing, and as I started to push the hang up button, I missed and accidentally unmuted myself. At that exact moment, a breathed in at the same time as laughing, letting out a horrible screeching sound for the whole class to hear
this is the best one yet
was it a pterodactyl screech?
my favorite kind of chaos
This is so much funnier than it should be lmao
I was in a Discord Call, and my baby nephew came up to me wanting to play. I thought I was muted and proceeded to talk to him in a gremlin voice, calling him "The Little Gremlin" and "The successor to all Gremlin kind". Then my friends who had no clue what I was talking about proceeded to mimic what I was saying. So here I am trying to explain why I was calling my nephew "The little gremlin man" while all my friends are doing their own gremlin voices .
that's the worse of the forgot to mute moments
you should have went play with the little guy instead
I just know I've seen you somewhere before
That's... kinda wholesome to be honest...?
Our class had an attractive looking German teacher, so one day in Google Meet my friend accidentially unmuted herself and she seemed to be recording a voice message on her phone because all we could hear was "And now we're in a lesson with our sexy German teacher".
id end myself at the spot
as in he was teaching you German or he was German
@@yoongiverse. He's Austrian teaching us in German.
@@robadarwish9514 ahh I see thank you for the clarification 🙏
I remember reading a post (4chan, I think?) where someone thought they weren't on mute, muted to let out a massive fart, then unmuted afterwards in a Zoom class. What actually happened is they were muted in the first place, so everyone heard their massive fart.
Im trying so hard not to laugh loud on the train
Lmaooo wtf this the best one so far XDDD
id put my ass up to the mic so they get to hear the juice
Damn something similar happened to me literally ripped the loudest burp on earth after getting up from my chair from my school zoom parent meeting cause it was boring asf. There was like, 30-40 kids too, and they didnt know who it was. Still regret that shit months later
My sister's class had this one guy, who while during online school started arguing with his mother, they were screaming at each other. He was unmuted and it was mandatory for her class to have camera on so everybody saw it. The teacher said nothing, as everyone watched in silence. After about 3 minutes they finished arguing and the teacher asked in a quiet voice "may..may I speak now?"
European schools do be different fr but it was a funny accident tho
EDIT: the other time I was on camera because I was making a presentation in front of my whole class and a teacher, when my mom waltzed into my room to put the laundry on the dryer. I thought I was gonna die from embarrasement. She was in her pajamas too.
And another time when I thought I was muted I started cursing under my breath because I couldn't get the right answer to a math problem and I heard my classmate say "[name] your mike is on..."
My cat also turned on my camera the other time when I went to the toilet and she was staring at it the whole time. Thanks kitty, at least she didn't show the whole, not so clean quarantine room.
🍝😭
Zamn
Ok, the thought of the camera suddenly turning on to show a cat blankly staring at the whole class cracks me up lmao
I don't think it's that funny that a mother was screaming at her child to the point her child had to scream back at her. Sounds like she should be reported to CPS. And what the hell is wrong with ya, thinking that kind of thing is funny? Dude's probably suffering.
Online school wasn't easy for the Auditore I ses
I was doing a screaming impression with my friend (on another call) when I realized I wasn't on mute and the teacher was laughing hysterically. Everyone else was completely silent.
But tbh this makes me feel better.
screaming impression?
Glad your teacher found it humorous!
I'm really happy that that teacher had a sense of humor about the situation lol. Knowing how peers are, it's a major head scratcher why everybody else was silent
I was in a zoom class and I had my electric guitar next to me. I started playing doing really well and I wasn’t muted. On zoom it shows the camera who is making the most noise to everyone. Someone said “wow.” I looked up and realized. Went to put my guitar down and fell out of my chair. Everyone saw me. I just laid there the rest of class. No one questioned it.
ngl i'd wanna hear it :0 what song were you playing??
@@weezarddd__ Master of Puppets lmao
Wow
Lol, embarassing
based
Back in 2020 when I was still in public school my teacher had to go for like five minutes so my friend and I, who were in a separate call so we could ignore the teachers and discuss our work, had an argument about whether or not tea was considered soup while we were muted in the class call. It turned out we were not muted, and so when the teacher came back it was to a furious debate about the specificities of soup classification.
What was the verdict?
@@xenapryor8480 We decided it wasn’t in the end, because tea is its own category.
a footnote to what I'm sure was an exhaustive exploration of the issue ---
this reviewer suggests that Tibetan butter tea is really, really close to soup.
Tea is leaf broth
same energy as “is a hotdog a sandwich”
My friend started talking to their bunny like "awwwh who's a good boy, you're so cute, my baby" and they were unmuted. It was during math class with a very strict teacher. They were lucky that everyone found that very endearing, but they were absolutely mortified and still avoid the topic
Is that a non-binary I hear??
@@nyx5915 yes, indeed they are NB!
@@KxTKx one of us!
@@nyx5915 de ge ne r a cy a t i t ' s f i n e s t
@@nyx5915 One of us!
Me, and at least 3 of my classmates in the 5 years I've been in my school, have accidentally been unmuted while our parents were arguing in the background. To one of those 3 classmates' credit, he kept giving his poetry presentation without even stuttering despite the domestic violence backing the piece. Absolute beast.
That's incredibly sad...
And now I’m really sad. I’m sorry you and those other three are going through that, btw. I hope things get better for y’all soon
Respect. What an absolute mad lad
lol, this would totaly happen to me if I was still studing during the pandemic. XD
Phew I'm glad domestic abuse happened before lockdown for me. Ez
I was in a meeting of about 230 people at work which had some very senior people in it, and someone unmuted accidentally whilst working out. All you could hear were deep breaths from the person out of breath and a voice saying “SQUAT, SQUAT, SQUAT, WORK IT, YOU’RE GETTING IT!”
this reminds me of one of my friend's dads...he would say the workout as he is doing it , like squat or pushup when he is doing a squat or a pushup like what...
is my reply thing working? it didnt reply....
or maybe it did i just didnt see it...sorry for this btw...just wondering my replies arent showing up
@@CrystalThePlayer4U there's a delay
Last year my professors gave lectures on Microsoft teams but didn't take into account that like a 1000 had to join which wasn't possible. They decided to live stream the lectures on UA-cam instead. One time they forgot to end the stream and had a meeting right after where they talked shit about the students and called us entitled for asking if the lectures could be recorded 💀 The stream was up for a day and then frantically deleted after students started e-mailing the University about how professional it was it was honestly really embarrassing
gold
they honestly sound like really bad professors
@@_Gam3rBeing a teacher is stressful. Talking smack about the students help lol
@@fengari_leitmotifs They're not people, they are teenagers.
@@sailor5853I hope you’re not a teacher and will never be one. The education system is bad enough already.
I was nearing the end of a very emotional remote D&D game and muted myself in order to blow my nose. I had forgotten that I was already muted because I didn’t want the dm to know I was crying like a bitch, so they heard silence, then me blowing my nose loudly and obscenely, and then silence again. It lightened the mood somewhat but I still cried a little.
Absolutel Chad move, to unmute yourself just everyone else has to hear you blow snot rockets.
I wanna like, but I can’t ruin the 666 xD
I cried in one of mine too.
@troll-man thank you kind citizen. Now I can like xD
@@ZirconTheBread Almost every time I see this in the comment sections of videos, the like count has already exceeded the number specified. It’s inevitably going to keep rising, so don’t bother holding back.
Fun fact: I actually had one moment of this. One day, I was in online math class, and the teacher was explaining something she wasn’t supposed to explain. I said “It’s the (thing she’s supposed to explain) bitch.” She didn’t notice luckily.
@RedDot nnonononononononoo
THE IT'S HERE BOTS ARE APPEARING
ON MATT'S CHANNEL
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@RedDot PERISH FROM MY COMMENT YOU BOT
I personally eradicate every bot, fear not
@@Matt_Rose Our Hero
@@Matt_Rose Matt condones murder?
I remember sitting in Science Class (virtual obviously) and we were talking about tectonic plates. The teacher asked the class what happens when one tectonic plate moves underneath another (I'm pretty sure the answer is a volcano) and then one kid, who was unmuted the entire time, screams "KRAKATOA" and rips the most violently wet fart I've ever heard.
I don't even know who it was, but I idolize them to this day.
HOW DOES THIS HAVE NO REPLIES LOLLLL
the answer to when another tectonic plate moves underneath another is an earthquake (atleast i think)
@@CrystalThePlayer4U no the answer is the formation of volcanic mountains
earthquakes are caused by tectonic blates sliding past each other
OML 😭😭😭
LMFAO WHAT
I clicked on the notification for this because I needed to hear you say "Big Cheez-It energy" and did not regret it.
The best part of the video was matt saying uwu
Same tho
Saaame
Same and also I didn’t expect in a million years that Matt rose would read a lyric of a verivery song 💀💀💀
Makes me feel grateful that the only time this happened to me all I did was turn to my dad and say with the tiredness only a 50 year old office worker could muster (despite being in high school) “we weren’t supposed to do question 3”
3 likes
@@majman446 3likes as well
@@user-pr6ed3ri2k oh boy
but now the comment doesn't have 3 likes :(
wait a minute... 3 likes! 3 likes is back!
wow it's like "omg 3 likes!!!" and then I come back, then all comments except one have 4.
What I gather from this is that we humans just really love singing randomly when we think no one is listening and I just love that
The other day I was cleaning my bathroom while listening to Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing by Set It Off and I started singing the second verse thinking I was alone. The scream that tore from my throat once I realized that my dad was standing in the hallway listening to me sing was so loud, I scared myself 😭😭
@@fire_havenOMG I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!! Also r.i.p I hope you’re okay ❤
@@kaitlyncavanagh4117 lol I'm fine. and ikr its SO GOOD
Very true, and it's a shame people are so shy about it! We become better singers by just singing a lot, and being around people who also sing a lot. I love hanging out with groups of friends where nobody is shy about singing, it's so much fun to just be able to let loose like that.
I sung "I'm peppa pig" and kicked my wall because I thought I was muted
I got kicked from class
0:18 If only you started talking in an American accent for this bit.
Yess
The time I was literally crying having a breakdown on call with my boyfriend at the time saying "I love youuuu" and someone says "Laura, you're not on mute..." I wanted to die. Still do
you alright?
smoke some weed fam
@@myfeed2499 Gunshot is the best, pills or rope have way to high of a likelihood of being botched. Just put the barrel in your mouth aimed at the back of the neck to about 45 degrees up, or really anything as long as you don’t point the barrel straight up behind the teeth
@@myfeed2499 Man wtf
@@noahjackl2240 You’ve presented a somewhat accurate statement. Gunshots are the most effective and most efficient, but lack the properties of accessibility. Sleeping pills are much more available, and a more reasonable choice for the average civilian.
I WAS muted but my cat came in and climbed onto my laptop to yell at me. If you hold down the spacebar you temporarily unmute, and that was one of the keys he stepped on, so EVERYONE IN MY CLASS heard me UNMUTE so a cat could YOWL INTO THE MICROPHONE
OML IM DYIIIING HWLP- 😭😭😭😭😭
XD
MEOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOoooOOOOOoOOOooow
"sooo, did yall like my singing session?"
-- cat
I once dramatically shouted, "NO MIKU!!" when my fragile Hatsune Miku figurine fell off my desk while I was unmuted.
Update: She's living the life right now! My roommates and I made a shrine for her with a plushie Jesus as her friend and she has not fallen since! (Just got a cat though so I don't know how long that'll last)
Is she ok?
@@youreverydayrae She's hanging in there
@@splendidcowhoof Glad to know she's okay at least
@@splendidcowhoof h-hanging? Did she commit suicide?
@@xaxcord2739 No... she didn't
I still remember this one time during a remote choir I was in, this girl accidentally unmuted and she was on a call with someone and cursing like every other word. And then the conductor literally screamed "OMG YOU'RE UNMUTED!!!" and started laughing really hard. The girl immediately left the meeting and never came back for that rehearsal even though we have a limited amount of absences 😭💀
Ohhh noooo, her public imaaaage.....PFFT! 😂😂😂😂😂
Once in 8th grade my teacher thought she was muted and so the entire science class heard her yelling at her son for having an F in art
I feel like my uni teacher and your teacher are the two sides of the spectrum. My teacher's daughter interrupted class to proudly show her primary school report card to her dad, whereas your teacher accidentally publicly told off their poor kid for failing a course
@@Alicia-zf3nq to be fair she thought she was muted, but her son was laughing so hard
@@Alicia-zf3nq but honestly that’s sweet, how she wanted to show her grades to her dad 🥺
my friend and I were on a call while taking english class and he started saying a bunch of swear words just because why not, and then he realized he was unmuted. the best part is, the teacher didn't even get mad, he just told them "at least you said them in English" (we speak Spanish)
friend was probably like "fuck"
Las groserías de Dross traducidas
I once screamed, extremely loud and annoyed “FUCKING STAY” (in a way that ascends from seemingly normal speech to high pitch and volume) at a ready made meal box plastic wrapper thing during Japanese class unmuted. I screamed in English even though I’m Polish (I am studying English for my bachelors degree so I guess it’s not that weird). Still not as bad as a classmate of mine complaining to his brother about the class that was going on, with a lot of swearing.
nice pfp
siema, fajne zobaczyć drugą polską osobę która teraz jest w LGBTQ+ :D
@@RichConnerGMN Agreed.
polska gurom
@@rzbig tak panie ortografia
Not me, but one day during PE class, a kid wasn’t on mute and was watching Genshin stuff. After a bit of silence, he said really loudly in a falsetto “ehe te nandayo.” He then realized he wasn’t muted and quickly muted himself afterwards. 😀
HELP PAIMON 2.0 💀💀💀
I'm too paranoid not to check if I'm muted 20 times and still be as quiet as possible just in case, but one time I unmuted to answer the teacher and my dad walked in to ask if I was hungry and if he should heat up some beans for me. 🥺
this made me laugh but it’s so wholesome and cute lol
Like, just beans? Like a bowl of beans? Or bean soup
@@abigcupofwater Beans. Baked beans, the tomato sauce kind. A perfect quick meal.
@@roygribbleston619 just curious. I pictured cowboy beans
@@abigcupofwater That's not that far off, I think.
Well, now I want some beans.
I was in chemistry class and I stubbed my toe and screamed literally at the top of my lungs. AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE. I STILL SEE THAT TEACHER.
Tbf stubbing your toe is a good reason to scream
When I’m imagining this I just hear Tom’s scream.
understandable
@@dwith23 same
I remember I was in drawing class and our teacher let us listen to music while drawing. You already know where this is going. I was watching JoJo’s at the time and moving the ruler, I pressed space, which unmuted me. I was singing that one opening from Part 5 JoJo I don’t remember the name but I suddenly unmuted and started singing in broken Spanish accent Japanese (because I live in Uruguay) and when I saw I was muted 2 seconds later I was really embarassed. Two guys who also watch JoJo helped me out and followed singing after the part I had stopped at to mute myself. They literally continued singing for me. But of an odd class that was.
aww wait no that's really sweet actually 🥺
Why didnt u befriend those guys omg
Saludos desde el otro lado del rio de la plata
Man thats awesome
@@womp3571 I did, they are my best friends
Some girl on google meet didn’t know she was unmuted and she started singing and my teacher said
“Wow that’s such a beautiful song. Now,can we finish the lesson?”
And another time I wasn’t on mute and I didn’t speak but my chair was squeaky and someone thought there was a rat 💀💀💀
As someone with neither education nor a job during the pandemic (I’m disabled) it’s fascinating taking a peek into y’all’s life. It’s a whole other world out there.
What’s your disability? I am visually impaired
Man, I kinda wish I could have done school from home. Would have been a good time.
To be honest with ya, these are stories from different people. Usually, we just had 1 of these stories per class. I know it seems like a reality show but it wasnt that way. It was boring and depressign for both students and the teachers.
@@meow_meow_J wait, wait, are you legally blind or another kind of visual impairment? I personally have really bad vision that is rapidly decreasing and I’d like to learn more about this stuff in case it happens to me in the future..
@@SerfOfTheYear i’ve been blind almost since birth; I had poor vision until I was 18 months old, then nothing
I like the idea that these moments are a bit therapeutic for the people involved.
Like, they said something totally unfiltered they never would have said otherwise and can't take it back. The consequences happen immediately, then everyone moves on. That can be a good exercise in speaking your mind, which a lot of people fear.
Nah, they just be traumatized for the rest of their life. They can't fall asleep at night because they can't stop thinking about it.
@@NoiseDay :o
I thought I was on mute in math class and I started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"... let's just say it was embarrassing to see people laughing and then figure out what they were laughing at 😂.
Also my teacher said he had no idea people still "liked those old songs" anymore. Guess he doesn't know about rickrolls?
you know that makes him the prime person to rick roll, right? :P
@@four-two-six I showed my physics teacher Never Gonna Give You Up and I was giggling the hell out, and he was just like "I don't get it, it's just people dancing?"
@@larsswig912 pfft i mean he ain't wrong
666 likes ooo
The best part about Matt's vids is I forget what's in them so I can watch them all over again and laugh more
-Night classes on zoom.
-No muting allowed.
-The paper thin walls of my room revealing the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend pounding their way around the bed until a bit of silence followed by...
"HOLY SHIT, WATCH THE TEETH, KELLY, FFS!"
did they still keep the no muting rule??
@@EAZZEE no, apparently loud bj complications were the last straw for my professor. Still funny as hell, tho
@@StarBurstRastaman oh thank god lmao
One time, while I was playing DnD online with some friends, I was eating a very cheesy dish. As I was on mute, I thought aloud, "Man, Imma be so constipated in the morning."
I wasn't on mute, and had also just taken out a boss so the context was a bit interesting.
Kirby be like
AH a fellow marvel fan
one of us!
One of us!
Once during a German lesson in 8th grade, I forgot I wasn't on mute a and kept saying "schiiiiiiitzel" over and over again for like a minute straight.
When the teacher pointed it out I was so panicked I just straight up left the call.
Why did that last part remind me of the time I accidentally left a call when trying to unmute 💀. All my class saw was the teacher asking me a question, a second or two of silence, then me just leaving the call without a word.
In my defense, the mic button and Leave Call button were right next to each other, lol
That reminds me of the time where I was in math class and my teacher called on me to answer the question and I didn’t know it so I just left and didn’t come back 😭I even went shopping with my mom too-
@@bbueno2009 lmfaoo
@@bbueno2009 avoiding responsibilities are neat!
I read schitzel in tf2 medic's voice lmao
Once I was talking to my dad about our family cat, I wasnt muted when I thought I was. The teacher proceeded to ask me about her and asked everyone to show their pets if they have one. I was like "ok bet" and went to get my cat. I later learned I was still not muted and the mumbled voices of my mom and dad sounded weird at the time lmao
But we had a moment for our pets so that was nice.
That cat died btw. I am sad
I'm so sorry for your loss. your cat is in kitty heaven now playing with her cat friends and looking at you from above💗
F
this same thing happened to me about a month ago, only we cancelled the execution last hour. I can't even imagine what I would have felt like if it would've happened though. I probably would have felt like you right now. Sorry for your loss 😥😭
when I was in online school, every single day in my math class, the same kid, with video on, without fail ate an entire fricking vanilla cake with white frosting, in the span of less than 20 minutes
is this relevant enough to comment?
someone please confirm or deny I'm not sure
How
Yes because 6 months later it still made me laugh
Why does that sound like me (ofc with chocolate cake instead of vanilla)
bro unhinged his jaw like a snake
this makes me realize how weird we are when we think were alone
This makes me remember of that one time I was scrolling twitter while in a religious study class, and I thought I was on mute when I scroll past a bunny boy cosplay and audibly said 'damn, look at that thicc bunny boy' 💀
I only realized I'm unmuted when the class mentor laughed, soo welp, there goes my reputation in that class...
It's not completely terrible I guess, I would've assumed you were looking at a picture of a fat bunny
@@poopilydoopily7784 If it wasn't in a religious study class where the mentor knows me as someone very polite I also wouldn't be so concerned tbh 😔
Reputation for having good taste went up though
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@@scrambledmandible Very true 👏
I adore how Furbies are continuing to haunt Matt (and he is acknowledging them ominously) in non-Furby videos.
I once fell asleep on zoom class. I would have gotten away with it too if I didnt snore almost directly into the mic without being muted.
I also fell asleep during online class because I had a fever and a massive headache.
@@miauBLEACH The worst thing about working from home is that you can never call in sick
@@justamicrowave2572 you also don't you know, have to physically work while sick
I fell asleep during most online classes because I was just bored
"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling mic!"
One time my dad was on a call unmuted, and one of my cats jumped onto his lap and started purring. One of his coworkers just asked "okay who's purring?" and he immediately muted himself
once i screamed “MY CAMREA IS STILL ON-“ and instead of clicking the camera button i clicked the unmute button so my entire drama class heard “CAMERA IS STILL O-“ i passed away shortly after
I was on a joint call with my mum. It was a Christian like meeting thing. Thought we were on mute and started laughing at how one woman was literally falling asleep. Left as soon as we realised. This happened on two different occasions.
one time i was on a discord call with friends and my mom entered my room so i muted my mic. in the middle of her feeding my dog crackers on my bed my mic came unmuted and my friends heard me begging my mom to stop giving the dog so many crackers on my bed. my friends found it hilarious
Your mic wouldn't magically unmute itself, not even on Discord. Fake.
@@nomoretwitterhandles incorrect, actually! i did what i call a "stealth mute" where i would mute my mic not in-application, but actually mute my entire mic functionality across my entire computer. it was toggled via an external button. the set of headphones i had at the time had this little remote that had that sort of button.
@@nomoretwitterhandles have you ever heard of an external mute button
@@WhitestWhistle I have, but OP never implied such a thing. They said "my mic came unmuted", not "I/someone accidentally unmuted my mic". The way I saw it, they muted their DISCORD mic.
@@chalkwarrior5542 I'm glad to hear that! Your original comment lead me to believe you muted yourself on Discord (because you specified it was a Discord call). Thank you for clarifying!
One time I disrupted a meeting my sister was in by bumping my head and loudly expressing my pain while she was accidentally unmuted. Everyone thought it was a dog.
Lmao
The “idk ur the teacher” one was relatable
One time during a Teams Meeting my sister sent me a video. Thinking I was on mute, I clicked on it and since the audio was kinda low, I cranked up the volume to the max. That was the moment, the line "Hey bitches, bros and non-binary hoes!" played. For a week, everyone greeted me with that.
Sk8 the infinity!!
That's great-- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@elli1080 Still so upset that literal human garbage Adam delivered that amazing line😔
My friend was once practicing his otamatone (a very loud, somewhat annoying instrument) during online class. The teacher promptly asked him to stop.
wa wa wawa wa wawa
I never said they weren't funny. I think they are quite the beautiful instrument, when played properly of course.
*in Halo announcer voice: Betrayal!
I was on a zoom meeting a year ago and a guy just yelled
"I can make casserole but nobody will get it" like a psychopath
@Frozenfyre *nobody can get this man's casserole*
@@theegecetin what if i just steal it?
Ok, that's gold.
@@theegecetin Obviously you can have some of the casserole, but even then, you _just won't get it_
2:47 disappointed we didn't get a recreation of singing Toxic in a Kermit voice
I remember when I was in online school I was in 4th grade, My sister had a "fun time assignment" and that assignment was to ask a sibling/relative what there favorite snack was, (keep in mind my sister was a few feet away from me so my class couldn't hear her) then she asked the question, I accidentally put my shoulder on my space bar unmuting myself, then I answered "cheese balls" and my entire class heard me, I looked at my class realizing I wasn't muted and quickly muted myself and shouted "FREAK!" so all my class could see was me un-audibly shouting with my hands in the air looking like absolute maniac.
oh no!!
*cheese balls*
Asserts dominance
Cartoony ahh moment
I was in band class once, and one of the saxophone players was taking his chair test. My cousin was encouraging him and saying he was their best friend. The saxophone player responded with "you don't abuse your best friends lol" and i said "yes you do." Everyone heard me and broke into laughter. And i'm the quiet kid. Didn't realise my thoughts came out my mouth.
This is absolutely terrifying reminds me of the one time my friend was asking for help on a test and i was explaining the answers to them while unmuted :,)
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I remember that sometime during the pandemic, I thought I had put myself on mute, and, in a proud tone, unknowingly screamed, "I JUST KILLED A BUG WITH TAPE!!" to my entire Zoom class.
I did, in fact, kill a bug by sticking it to the tape and smushing it against the nearest chair.
So that one time I had an online history lecture, which I really hate, so I thought I could just mute myself and do something else, since my camera wasn’t working anyway. I missed the button and muted the lecture instead of myself (I didn’t know that because I took off my headphones), then started watching something funny on my phone. The whole freaking group of 50+ people (my professor included) was listening to me constantly wheezing, cursing and dying out of laughter FOR ONE FREAKING HOUR. I wonder why the professor didn’t mute or ban me then, maybe she couldn’t detect the culprit, but somehow all my groupmates seemed to know that it was me and acted strangely around me after this. Two years have passed, and I still think about it late at nights💀💀💀
Why is there a button to mute only the lecture and not yourself there's no way that could go right 😭 it should automatically mute you too