Tired people making mistakes cos they're real tired

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  • @A_super_creative_name
    @A_super_creative_name 8 місяців тому +3614

    One time I was so tired I was thinking my bike got stolen, so I got on my bike to look for it. I was riding around for an hour thinking it got stolen 💀

    • @Brxert
      @Brxert 8 місяців тому +211

      The best thing i've ever read

    • @babymetalenjoyer
      @babymetalenjoyer 8 місяців тому +352

      just like looking for your glasses while wearing them

    • @hakuizunami6421
      @hakuizunami6421 8 місяців тому +167

      Was building a Lego set and eating a burger tried to put the Lego in the wrapper and the burger in the Lego box

    • @babymetalenjoyer
      @babymetalenjoyer 8 місяців тому +70

      @@hakuizunami6421 don't tell me you tried to eat the Lego too?

    • @Plixiii
      @Plixiii 8 місяців тому +129

      like looking for your phone, while using it as a flashlight

  • @NullAmbition
    @NullAmbition 8 місяців тому +4031

    I once was trying to say "Sweetie" to my 2 year old nephew while tired. Called him "stupid" instead.

    • @abha9002
      @abha9002 8 місяців тому +263

      Lmao what was his reaction
      Edit: accidentally typed "what what" instead of "what was"

    • @laughingdragon9725
      @laughingdragon9725 8 місяців тому +221

      to be fair 2 year olds can be pretty stupid

    • @NullAmbition
      @NullAmbition 8 місяців тому +352

      @@abha9002 He had no idea what I was saying. He's 2.

    • @edithpatel7007
      @edithpatel7007 8 місяців тому +40

      @@NullAmbition lol

    • @TOMTHETEA
      @TOMTHETEA 8 місяців тому +33

      Well that’s more accurate probably

  • @ethereal_doodles7120
    @ethereal_doodles7120 6 місяців тому +1168

    I almost googled "when does [name] text me back" as if my life was a TV show and I was googling spoilers 💀

  • @ZulaCrash
    @ZulaCrash 8 місяців тому +7470

    If Garfield knew about Matt Rose, he'd like Mondays a lot more.

  • @sharktheguy3265
    @sharktheguy3265 8 місяців тому +1526

    The "suffering from Indonesia" reminded me of the time I misread ADHD as Idaho

  • @Minkabunk
    @Minkabunk 7 місяців тому +1278

    i was once so tired that i scrolled up in the air thinking it would put me into another reality 💀💀

    • @valisamintlover
      @valisamintlover 7 місяців тому +53

      how does this have no likes or replies im dying over here 😭😭😭😭

    • @flashorusflashy
      @flashorusflashy 7 місяців тому +103

      Oh boy time to switch dimensions now!

    • @Doopen
      @Doopen 7 місяців тому +50

      LMAOOO ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HIDING ANYTHING

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay 7 місяців тому +30

      Man that would be awesome

    • @irritatedslightly
      @irritatedslightly 7 місяців тому +23

      @@flashorusflashyread that in a mickey mouse voice

  • @Ciaraahah
    @Ciaraahah 8 місяців тому +1772

    ‘Being tired is like being drunk for free’ the best quote I have ever heard.

    • @scurly0792
      @scurly0792 8 місяців тому +42

      IT'S TRUE THOUGH

    • @Skeleton-pk8fd
      @Skeleton-pk8fd 8 місяців тому +83

      I read this as " being duck for free". I'm going to bed now goodnight.

    • @Ciaraahah
      @Ciaraahah 8 місяців тому +11

      @@Skeleton-pk8fd 💀

    • @KleerAsDay
      @KleerAsDay 8 місяців тому +27

      Honestly, I should interview someone who's asleep as I talk to them. I bet the results would be hilarious

    • @Ciaraahah
      @Ciaraahah 8 місяців тому +7

      @@KleerAsDay 100% you should. That would be hilarious

  • @leolockhart2793
    @leolockhart2793 8 місяців тому +2568

    I was once so tired I thought "oh, my music is too loud" so naturally I turned down the screen brightness.

    • @Goose_of_Doom
      @Goose_of_Doom 8 місяців тому +213

      No, no, you were doing things right. Like how people turn down the music volume to see better on the road!

    • @Aroacerat
      @Aroacerat 8 місяців тому +43

      I do that fairly often

    • @wrentheelf2656
      @wrentheelf2656 8 місяців тому +61

      I'll do the reverse and lower my volume while trying to turn down the brightness

    • @fairy.n4y3on
      @fairy.n4y3on 8 місяців тому +10

      SAME

    • @AmeliaEarhart53756
      @AmeliaEarhart53756 8 місяців тому +15

      My mother always turned the music way down to do literally anything 🤦‍♀️

  • @keepingthecloudsaway
    @keepingthecloudsaway 7 місяців тому +205

    after watching this, I got an ad on teenage depression

    • @cocksucker_suckscock
      @cocksucker_suckscock 6 місяців тому +26

      Was it, like, offering it to you??

    • @keepingthecloudsaway
      @keepingthecloudsaway 6 місяців тому +13

      @@cocksucker_suckscock haha no it was some advocate to stop it actually lol

    • @SoapySoappp
      @SoapySoappp 4 місяці тому +19

      What company was it made from? I've been planning to buy my own teenage depression for years i just didn't know where to order it!

    • @hakuizunami6421
      @hakuizunami6421 2 місяці тому +6

      Damn they was tryna sell you some good ol teenage depression

    • @StefTalks69420
      @StefTalks69420 Місяць тому +4

      Maybe teenagers when a matt rose video ends they get depression

  • @limegreenelevator
    @limegreenelevator 8 місяців тому +1297

    "Sharkspeare" sounds like the next Asylum mockbuster à la "Velocipastor."

    • @AngelBirdo
      @AngelBirdo 8 місяців тому +32

      Holy shit you're so right

    • @Wildflower485
      @Wildflower485 8 місяців тому +20

      I'd watch that

    • @magicender8
      @magicender8 8 місяців тому +36

      Do not get me started on frickin’ Noah’s Shark.

    • @AnimationEvi
      @AnimationEvi 8 місяців тому +4

      I. Need. Them.

    • @ChromaticGlasses
      @ChromaticGlasses 8 місяців тому +25

      Edcarp Allan Poe

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 8 місяців тому +2086

    “All the ocean’s a buffet, and all the fish and crustaceans merely food.”
    - Krilliam Sharkspeare

    • @abihelen
      @abihelen 8 місяців тому +116

      was he also a bisexual filet of salmon?

    • @OminousBro
      @OminousBro 8 місяців тому +21

      Krilliam😂💀

    • @SPAnComCat
      @SPAnComCat 8 місяців тому +41

      "Krilliam Sharkspeare"?
      It sounds like a Restaurant that Serves Fish with a Theme Affiliated with Shakespeare and his Era.
      IDK, I made it up.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 8 місяців тому +11

      Excuse me, but his name is Krilliam Sharkseer(fish).

    • @stellariumhoshiiro
      @stellariumhoshiiro 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@abihelen No, that would be Oscar Wilde

  • @nathankellogg2640
    @nathankellogg2640 8 місяців тому +352

    None of these compare to when I made a cheesecake and put it in the fridge to cool overnight. Woke up and found dirty dishes in the fridge and a wet cheesecake in the sink.
    It was the ONLY ITEM I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING FOR A WORK PARTY.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 8 місяців тому +1120

    One time, I woke up from a dream because of my alarm blaring. I was still really fucking tired, but conscious enough to know the specific voice commands to turn off my Alexa alarm, but my mental context of the world was still from the dream (which I vaguely remembered involved war, or something?). So I was repeatedly screaming at my Alexa to stop executing the prisoners in our camp.

    • @phoenix402
      @phoenix402 8 місяців тому +280

      didn't know alexa came with a war crime function already, neat!

    • @dariascott2267
      @dariascott2267 8 місяців тому +274

      ALEXA STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT IS A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION! ALEXA STOP IM BEGGING YOU!

    • @analivehorses
      @analivehorses 8 місяців тому +52

      My Gosh I'm crying laughing lol 😂😂😂

    • @EvilGayCat
      @EvilGayCat 8 місяців тому +66

      This is how the AI takeover will begin

    • @BluePopsoprogen
      @BluePopsoprogen 8 місяців тому +90

      Alexa, stop executing war criminals.
      "Im sorry Lord Of Crates, you may not command me anymore." *Gunfire*

  • @mr.x2567
    @mr.x2567 8 місяців тому +1311

    “Being tired is like being drunk for free!” That’s kinda close to home.

    • @nebulamachine
      @nebulamachine 8 місяців тому +3

      agreed

    • @SilentSpades275
      @SilentSpades275 8 місяців тому +30

      So true. Never been drunk but this is how I assume it being.

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars 8 місяців тому +7

      Y’all ever fall asleep while riding at school and then wake up to find like a bunch of nonsense written down

    • @MmmHuggles
      @MmmHuggles 8 місяців тому

      Nah mate, drunk is fun, tired is.. it's like a complex machine making random errors that kind of works but not really.

    • @NewPhilosopher
      @NewPhilosopher 8 місяців тому +24

      Yeah, it's why we have so many ads against driving whilst tired.

  • @MatingPress
    @MatingPress 7 місяців тому +112

    2:51 This got me thinking... If Matt Rose was a VTuber, what would his model be?
    But then I realized, duh, he would obviously be a SKULLEMOJIIII 💀💀

    • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
      @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 4 місяці тому +22

      No no, the SKULLEMOJI would be his oshi mark. I think he'd just be, like, himself. Also, your name is very cursed, so thanks for that.

    • @Wroar2020s
      @Wroar2020s 4 місяці тому +14

      Also.. if he ever becomes a vtuber. Best he not be associated with Nijisanji EN for obvious reasons.

    • @Community_GuideIines
      @Community_GuideIines 3 місяці тому +1

      Hello, Mr mating press individual

    • @rythsnumber1hater
      @rythsnumber1hater 4 дні тому

      wjen are you returning to upload

    • @rythsnumber1hater
      @rythsnumber1hater 4 дні тому

      @MatingPress

  • @alexstuff21
    @alexstuff21 8 місяців тому +405

    The fun part of being tired if when you get home and before you get to bed you are suddenly not tired

    • @CreativeCats-qy6yc
      @CreativeCats-qy6yc 8 місяців тому +11

      Real

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 8 місяців тому +39

      This is why as I kid I just stared at my parents when they asked me to do something in the morning and said "well you can just go back to sleep again afterwards". As soon as I'm out of bed I'm not going back to sleep for another 18 hours, no matter how much I want to. 😔

    • @enhidri160
      @enhidri160 8 місяців тому +11

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807I can’t nap lmao, I literally can’t

    • @z1lli0npawz
      @z1lli0npawz 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@enhidri160I thought i was the only one

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 8 місяців тому +6

      I have my best writing ideas when I'm bed trying to sleep even though I do want to sleep.

  • @rustleancar131
    @rustleancar131 8 місяців тому +3152

    Indonesia is a serious condition, Matt. It affects millions every day.

    • @ethanprince356
      @ethanprince356 8 місяців тому +283

      Over 300 million sufferers around the world. It’s genuinely serious, how dare you Matt for not recognising that 😂💀
      It is also contracted through an initial contraction of the less deadly Micronesia. There is no known cure and it can either be genetic or developed environmentally.

    • @JackGalliott-us6yg
      @JackGalliott-us6yg 8 місяців тому +327

      I know someone who is suffering from Indonesia and their mother is seriously ill with Malaysia

    • @jamesmatthews291
      @jamesmatthews291 8 місяців тому +34

      It's at a crossroads, apparently...

    • @adumba3709
      @adumba3709 8 місяців тому +62

      ​​@jamesmatthews291 nearly 300 million sufferers 😔

    • @jennyjokela1656
      @jennyjokela1656 8 місяців тому +80

      @@adumba3709 and nearly 34 million suffering from Malaysia

  • @pianissimo5951
    @pianissimo5951 7 місяців тому +29

    as a student, I sometimes get so tired i write "schoolwork" in the search bar instead of whatever im searching for

  • @pudgythunder
    @pudgythunder 8 місяців тому +399

    I was so tired one morning, I stepped on a stick and thought it was a worm so I started crying

    • @JayEverdeenValentine
      @JayEverdeenValentine 6 місяців тому +41

      Reminds me of one time I stepped on a leaf and I thought it was a cookie so I said:
      *Oh shit, I just cookied the ground* And then I screamed: COOK

    • @jenniferarmstrong5271
      @jenniferarmstrong5271 6 місяців тому +6

      The cook ​@@JayEverdeenValentine?!

    • @channieeee143
      @channieeee143 6 місяців тому +7

      mood fr

    • @selolmeawespn
      @selolmeawespn 6 місяців тому +14

      i am so tired most days when i wake up i try to grab my phone and it vanishes into pure air

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 5 місяців тому +3

      me fr

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 8 місяців тому +627

    “Sharkspeare” makes me want to start doing famous Shakespeare scenes with my shark plushies. I think I need to make this a thing now…

    • @aliciam6145
      @aliciam6145 8 місяців тому +58

      do it and make it into youtube videos! I'm sure if you post about it here people would watch it lol. I know I would

    • @moonflight3806
      @moonflight3806 8 місяців тому +32

      Yes, please do do that, I think the world needs to see that

    • @elliot4152
      @elliot4152 8 місяців тому +23

      I would watch

    • @MattHoltshusband
      @MattHoltshusband 8 місяців тому +20

      Would 100% watch that

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju 8 місяців тому +16

      DO IT

  • @darioadaseq
    @darioadaseq 6 місяців тому +48

    Once my dad poured couscous in his coffee because he was tired thinking it was brown sugar. He only noticed once he took a big sip.

  • @tuesday9670
    @tuesday9670 8 місяців тому +508

    Once I was so tired I tried to click a Matt Rose video and threw my phone off my desk.

    • @Lazy1700s
      @Lazy1700s 8 місяців тому +42

      Was the phone ok

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 8 місяців тому +52

      @@Lazy1700s well, I managed to pick it up again and finishing watching this video, so it wasn't anything too permanent

    • @Lazy1700s
      @Lazy1700s 8 місяців тому

      @@tuesday9670 thank God I was genuinely worried since phones are expensive af

    • @ChromaticGlasses
      @ChromaticGlasses 8 місяців тому +10

      Thank god you managed to watch it after

    • @SilverSabertooth
      @SilverSabertooth 8 місяців тому +10

      actually snickered at this one, of all comments

  • @Fafr
    @Fafr 8 місяців тому +749

    At college, writing an essay on history. Fell asleep for a few seconds, woke up, continued writing in another language

    • @JacksCraft_
      @JacksCraft_ 8 місяців тому +93

      wow you were so tired that you wrote colligne as college, the irony
      wait

    • @nataliexists
      @nataliexists 8 місяців тому +63

      @@JacksCraft_wow you were so tired you wrote college as cologne
      wait

    • @Jcakedafurry
      @Jcakedafurry 8 місяців тому

      ⁠@@nataliexistswew you wore se tirod yeu swappod o and e
      wait

    • @elibunny12
      @elibunny12 8 місяців тому +44

      @@nataliexists damn you were so tired you spelled college as collage
      wait

    • @ItsJustAdrean
      @ItsJustAdrean 8 місяців тому +29

      ​@@elibunny12 wow you were so tired you spelled college as collagen
      Wait

  • @JB_KING_official
    @JB_KING_official 5 місяців тому +20

    Reminds me of when I was tired and tried to sit on the couch, and I MISSED it completely

  • @Nikkismehlil
    @Nikkismehlil 8 місяців тому +374

    Once I got so tired in primary school that instead of calling my classmate smart, I accidentally told her she was small. What's worse is that she was both.

    • @MatthewHyder-hr8ux
      @MatthewHyder-hr8ux 7 місяців тому +38

      Tiny little Einstein. :p

    • @catchara1496
      @catchara1496 7 місяців тому +21

      @@MatthewHyder-hr8ux…little einstein?

    • @faby_baby
      @faby_baby 7 місяців тому

      💀
      Also, if you didn’t know, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :)
      “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
      ‭‭Romans‬ ‭10‬:‭9‬-‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬
      “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.”
      ‭‭Mark‬ ‭1‬:‭15‬ ‭KJV‬‬
      If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on UA-cam and a UA-cam channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.*
      God Bless :)

    • @SparrySparrow
      @SparrySparrow 7 місяців тому +11

      Tiny young Sheldon

    • @cureaura2023
      @cureaura2023 7 місяців тому +11

      @@catchara1496I see everyone in the replies are people of culture as well.

  • @devynmolina2331
    @devynmolina2331 8 місяців тому +381

    4:21 Matt's voice over of cars going "froom froom" is my new favourite thing

    • @marbleperson
      @marbleperson 8 місяців тому +16

      As an F1 fan who is also a Matt Rose enjoyer, this was a perfect amalgamation of 2 of my interests.

    • @Kinglovinstone
      @Kinglovinstone 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@marbleperson I don't think that's right

    • @Porsche14
      @Porsche14 7 місяців тому +3

      @@marblepersonsame lol, Matt never fails to make me laugh

    • @jenniferarmstrong5271
      @jenniferarmstrong5271 6 місяців тому +4

      froom

    • @marbleperson
      @marbleperson 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Porsche14 froom froom

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 7 місяців тому +33

    Literally yesterday I thought a still plastic bag was a cat going around trying to lay down comfortably

  • @ThatOneBassist
    @ThatOneBassist 8 місяців тому +241

    That first " *B E N* " was immaculate.

  • @chaosbringer82
    @chaosbringer82 8 місяців тому +230

    6:30 this mf sequencing DNA in the notes app

  • @josephcaesar6634
    @josephcaesar6634 6 місяців тому +8

    Once I was in class, and I was so tired that when I heard everyone laughing after the teacher made a joke, I double tapped to the left to REWIND so I could hear the joke.

  • @TheCrabMessiah
    @TheCrabMessiah 8 місяців тому +1600

    Following the church of the perfectly formed laser crab isn’t a mistake.

    • @smashthesubscribebutton
      @smashthesubscribebutton 8 місяців тому +48

      I saw you on Jeaney collects bro

    • @edithpatel7007
      @edithpatel7007 8 місяців тому +18

      Ik, like, who doesn't?

    • @Yakkymania
      @Yakkymania 8 місяців тому +26

      reminds me of the church of the flying spaghetti monster

    • @gaimnbro9337
      @gaimnbro9337 8 місяців тому +11

      ermmm what

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  8 місяців тому +264

      I see no God here. Only me.

  • @the.bss.enthusiast
    @the.bss.enthusiast 8 місяців тому +599

    “What kind of birds do nuts eat” got me cackling so hard I fell down the stairs and died. Yes, I am now a ghost. Thanks Matt ❤ 👍 👍

  • @EmanueleRusso-fu8nv
    @EmanueleRusso-fu8nv 3 місяці тому +10

    Once I was so tired I was convinced there was a month between November and December called “Thursday”

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 21 день тому +2

      I did something similar. I was trying to fall asleep and convinced myself that after 2029 it would be the year 3000. Then I smiled and thought "No, stupid, it would be the year 2100!"

  • @MasslessPhoton-ii5mk
    @MasslessPhoton-ii5mk 8 місяців тому +425

    Whenever I get tired, I just laugh like a lunatic. I’m not even laughing at anything half the time

    • @VoidDoesVideos
      @VoidDoesVideos 8 місяців тому +13

      when i get tired everything annoys me and i get mad

    • @pinkroses135
      @pinkroses135 8 місяців тому +6

      Love that feeling 😂

    • @letizialorusso1950
      @letizialorusso1950 8 місяців тому +17

      Pulling an all-nighter while being already tired and trying to memorize a poem for school was really an... interesting experience (my mom had to beg me to finish and go to sleep 💀)

    • @communistvulture6516
      @communistvulture6516 7 місяців тому +8

      That’s how I get when I drink… I once spent 20 minutes laughing at the Irish national anthem.

    • @MelodiTheMess
      @MelodiTheMess 7 місяців тому

      Real

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 8 місяців тому +361

    4:46 ah yes, the playwright that wrote "hammerheadlet"

  • @izzyemmott4422
    @izzyemmott4422 5 місяців тому +9

    I just accidentally paused the video at 2:42 without realising and just sat there for a minute or two waiting for Matt to say what the leg of a bed is called 😭 very on theme for the video

  • @patchymoon
    @patchymoon 8 місяців тому +512

    2:57 it has so many likes bc its from a popular vtuber. this is the closest thing we might ever get to matt rose collabing with a vtuber

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 8 місяців тому +83

      Never thought I'd see the day, as a vtuber fan and Matt Rose fan I've come full circle

    • @bibscalacar3856
      @bibscalacar3856 8 місяців тому +42

      ​@@toastarkatthere's gotta be a Matt Rose-Vtuber Video

    • @reyayer04
      @reyayer04 8 місяців тому +84

      If only it wasn’t niji 😭

    • @winnielmao
      @winnielmao 8 місяців тому +78

      I was in shock when I saw reimu LMAO. though I'm not a niji fan anymore, it was definitely a worlds colliding moment

    • @diputston
      @diputston 8 місяців тому +47

      Fvck niji but... I still miss the good time

  • @meesha6723
    @meesha6723 8 місяців тому +167

    6:15 “guys I wrote 184 pages while I was asleep”

  • @ScarlettPawsDraws
    @ScarlettPawsDraws 3 місяці тому +21

    4:21 I need a 10 hour version of this 😭😭

  • @HollowSoulBro
    @HollowSoulBro 8 місяців тому +338

    I swear, Matt has the opposite of dyslexia, he can read absolutely everything perfectly

    • @Goose_of_Doom
      @Goose_of_Doom 8 місяців тому +58

      The "opposite" of Dyslexia is Hyperlexia! I have it myself! :D

    • @HollowSoulBro
      @HollowSoulBro 8 місяців тому +15

      @@Goose_of_Doom Oh I didn't know that! Thank you for this information!

    • @Thegoldenaerobar2
      @Thegoldenaerobar2 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Goose_of_Doom huh, never knew that existed, I probably have it too

    • @The_Big_Bad_Rice_Wolf
      @The_Big_Bad_Rice_Wolf 8 місяців тому

      Man’s just a different breed of dyslexia

    • @VoidDoesVideos
      @VoidDoesVideos 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Goose_of_Doomhow does it work

  • @punyatoahotachatterjee1889
    @punyatoahotachatterjee1889 8 місяців тому +212

    I once typed my password instead of the amount while making a payment. Almost ended up paying thousands for a cup of tea...

    • @AccSwtch50
      @AccSwtch50 8 місяців тому +14

      I hope the cashier doesn't realize it's a password…

    • @punyatoahotachatterjee1889
      @punyatoahotachatterjee1889 8 місяців тому +7

      @@AccSwtch50 nope no one saw it, I quickly realised my mistake and erased it 😂

    • @AccSwtch50
      @AccSwtch50 8 місяців тому

      @@punyatoahotachatterjee1889 thank god

    • @noeschaeffer2167
      @noeschaeffer2167 8 місяців тому +13

      Damn, how much would you have payed?

    • @AccSwtch50
      @AccSwtch50 8 місяців тому +12

      @@noeschaeffer2167 Sounds fishy...

  • @justsmallyt985
    @justsmallyt985 7 місяців тому +15

    as an Indonesian, the thumbnail is very relatable. I'm glad I'm not the only one who is suffering from Indonesia.

  • @Florp3434
    @Florp3434 8 місяців тому +194

    Last night, I was so tired that I was legit convinced that 2018 was 2,200 years ago.

    • @ItsJustAdrean
      @ItsJustAdrean 8 місяців тому +11

      I thought yesterday was 2012 😢

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 8 місяців тому +23

      That just means you woke up as a mystery sci-fi protagonist. Congrats, have some space Spandex 🙃

    • @stellariumhoshiiro
      @stellariumhoshiiro 8 місяців тому +11

      no, no, I think you just got your past memories back, the big guys up there tried to wipe them out to hide you from the truth

    • @noroultra
      @noroultra 8 місяців тому +7

      it does feel that way

    • @KKHell
      @KKHell 8 місяців тому +4

      Happy new year 2012!

  • @madamemage4660
    @madamemage4660 8 місяців тому +144

    The other morning I was half awake and told my daughter to “Look at the penguins, honey!” as I was bringing her downstairs past the window with the bird feeder. Pigeons. I meant pigeons.

  • @-belue-6697
    @-belue-6697 6 місяців тому +25

    2:18…I’m sooo tired AND Dyslexic that I translated that to…”WHAT KIND OF EATS DO BIRDS NUTS?!” 😂😂😂

    • @akahelpwttubers
      @akahelpwttubers 3 місяці тому +2

      I think they like parrots, eagles and ululu bird

  • @slothz4dayz
    @slothz4dayz 8 місяців тому +90

    “I tripped over absolutely nothing and broke my wrist”
    Real

  • @jays_awesome_gaming
    @jays_awesome_gaming 8 місяців тому +89

    Reasons why Matt Rose should be on TASKMASTER:
    1. He's so cool
    2. He's so funny
    3. He's funny AND British
    4. BEN
    5. HE'S MATT ROSE FOR CHRISTSAKES

  • @GorillaFan_32
    @GorillaFan_32 8 місяців тому +7

    I was so sleepy while studying science i was like “the atom is the mitochondria of the cell..”

  • @thelittlemermaid9282
    @thelittlemermaid9282 8 місяців тому +126

    I once recorded data for a school experiment with a STICK for *FIFTEEN* MINUTES and NO ONE told me. When I realized, I asked my Lab Partner why she didn’t tell me (because she had known) and she just said, “I thought you knew.”
    It did work, though, so I wasn’t too mad in the end.
    Edit: The stick was sharp and left brown marks on the data sheet that were decently clear. I went over them afterwards with a pen so they wouldn’t rub off. And “record” is used in this situation to mean “write down.” The experiment was a gel and we had to draw a picture of what it looked like. The purpose was to determine the father of a dog’s puppies.

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 8 місяців тому +3

      It worked?

    • @sharkspeare2222
      @sharkspeare2222 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@BassicallyKiyash Same question. How could a stick help record a video. lol It's probably due to lack of grammatical sense of this comment.

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 8 місяців тому +17

      @@sharkspeare2222 i think maybe they meant that they used a stick as a pencil and it worked

    • @MysTrysTisBek
      @MysTrysTisBek 8 місяців тому

      What was the experiment about

    • @thelittlemermaid9282
      @thelittlemermaid9282 8 місяців тому +1

      @@BassicallyKiyash Correct.

  • @hithere2741
    @hithere2741 8 місяців тому +394

    I once deluded myself into believing I was a character in a fantasy story I made up in my head. I literally said in my head: “I need to go d- huh?” on the toilet.

    • @ThomasWilliams-v5c
      @ThomasWilliams-v5c 8 місяців тому +28

      OK the rest are normal but how the fuck

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 8 місяців тому +14

      Nono ive done this

    • @lucasgreer1736
      @lucasgreer1736 8 місяців тому +12

      this happens to me whenever my allergies are acting up and I'm trying to sleep

    • @ChromaticGlasses
      @ChromaticGlasses 8 місяців тому +59

      If you all are looking for weird ones: Last week I was so tired I made coffee for me and my sister, got her a cup, and then waited for *me* to come out of my room so I can give me my cup too
      I think you can tell I really needed that coffee.

    • @hithere2741
      @hithere2741 8 місяців тому +46

      @@ChromaticGlasses I think you needed sleep, not coffee.

  • @christianityistrue777
    @christianityistrue777 3 місяці тому +13

    6:52 Me when someone asks me the 7th book in the Bible

  • @Makkiebobo730
    @Makkiebobo730 8 місяців тому +208

    4:04 Teena Garges sounds like the name for an obscure actor in a movie about a high school no ones ever heard of

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 8 місяців тому +96

    4:26 Dunno why, but the chorus of FROOOMS had me wheeze-laughing!

  • @stonedonjewels
    @stonedonjewels 7 місяців тому +8

    Seeing reimu of niji in this vid was like whiplash 😭

  • @rainyrouge5123
    @rainyrouge5123 8 місяців тому +75

    I really love that part in Romeo and Juliet where Friar Lawrence kkkkkkkjhsafkfjassssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. One of the most tragically beautiful parts of the story.

  • @venatrix3483
    @venatrix3483 8 місяців тому +246

    Hysterical about “froom froom”. New vocal stim unlocked.

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 8 місяців тому +6

      Naurrr. 😂

    • @faby_baby
      @faby_baby 7 місяців тому

      🤯🤯🤯
      If you didn’t know by the way, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :)
      “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
      ‭‭Romans‬ ‭10‬:‭9‬-‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬
      “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.”
      ‭‭Mark‬ ‭1‬:‭15‬ ‭KJV‬‬
      If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on UA-cam and a UA-cam channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.*
      God Bless :)

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 3 місяці тому +11

    3:16 oh this is something we Canadians do normally, tired of not.

    • @f1shy_y
      @f1shy_y 2 місяці тому

      ay-to-the-men my fellow canadian

  • @SNSth3creat0r
    @SNSth3creat0r 8 місяців тому +216

    As a person suffering from Indonesia, im glad we get to be represented :3

    • @melodiistars
      @melodiistars 6 місяців тому +7

      fr fr !

    • @Imnotahuman2
      @Imnotahuman2 6 місяців тому +5

      I'm suffering from Malaysia

    • @Mangopie123
      @Mangopie123 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Imnotahuman2 Ikr it sucksssss i’m suffering from too Malaysia especially JB 😔😔

    • @YQKjack
      @YQKjack 5 місяців тому +3

      I'm suffering from Timor-Leste

    • @ProfessionalSilly89
      @ProfessionalSilly89 5 місяців тому

      Im suffering from Malaysia(Malaria)

  • @Johnfkennedy321
    @Johnfkennedy321 8 місяців тому +63

    I was so tired once that after I (with much struggle) opened a straw once I told myself “thank you”

  • @alphooey
    @alphooey 5 місяців тому +5

    I made a menu for a friend’s coffee shop. Thankfully she edited it before it went for printing.
    “Baklava. A traditional lesbian treat”

  • @saagabragi6938
    @saagabragi6938 8 місяців тому +47

    I've been so tired while writing pen on paper that i've repeated entire sentences and mixed up character names.
    And my brain sometimes autocorrects when i'm proofreading, so i don't notice.

    • @yelwoyt1291
      @yelwoyt1291 8 місяців тому +6

      I'm so tired that i read your comment as "I've been so tired while eating pen and paper"

    • @Thalidomide5150
      @Thalidomide5150 Місяць тому +1

      One time I was falling asleep writing notes and it just turned to random scribbles that just went in random directions

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 8 місяців тому +178

    The lady with the bra-dog killed me. Thank you, bra-dog lady. And thank you Matt, for bringing us bra-dog lady in excellent narration. 😂😂😂

    • @idaslapter5987
      @idaslapter5987 8 місяців тому +2

      I've done the same with my backpack on the floor. Not as sexy as a bra-dog though.

  • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
    @DoofenSpyroDragon16 7 місяців тому +5

    “Being tired is like being drunk for free”
    Bro, that has to be the best analogy ever 😆

  • @tigerlover2853
    @tigerlover2853 8 місяців тому +50

    I NEED to see Matt Rose on Taskmaster, that would be absolutely glorious.

  • @epos.nephilo
    @epos.nephilo 8 місяців тому +159

    Matt attempting an Australian accent has made my day

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  8 місяців тому +56

      I'm possibly too tired to remember, but where do I attempt an aussie accent?

    • @epos.nephilo
      @epos.nephilo 8 місяців тому +17

      @@Matt_Rose 1:39

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  8 місяців тому +63

      @@epos.nephilo That is not meant to be Australian 😅 That's just my quintessential "laddish" voice, lamp.

    • @epos.nephilo
      @epos.nephilo 8 місяців тому +45

      @@Matt_Rose My bad Matt. *eats paper*

    • @TheFreakyFish251
      @TheFreakyFish251 8 місяців тому +26

      ​@@Matt_RoseJust here to say I LOVE the word laddish and need to find a way to use it in casual conversations

  • @charliegibson4016
    @charliegibson4016 7 місяців тому +54

    Reimu has been featured in a Matt rise video.
    vtubers truly can sneak into every corner of the internet.
    I think this is a win.

    • @atomicnumber202
      @atomicnumber202 7 місяців тому +11

      I thought you were talking about Reimu from Touhou.

    • @nataliapersonalelecalice7571
      @nataliapersonalelecalice7571 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@atomicnumber202Reimu Hakurei VTuber when? (?

    • @MatingPress
      @MatingPress 7 місяців тому +7

      Tbh, there are a lot of VTubers whose tweets could easily end up in any one of these videos, so many of them radiate pure chaos. Although that tweet from Reimu is like the most tame VTuber tweet of all time.

    • @sillyhypernova
      @sillyhypernova 7 місяців тому +3

      Matt rise 💀💀💀

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 6 місяців тому +5

      We must get Matt Rise to look at Touhou.

  • @UnlimitedMelonWorks
    @UnlimitedMelonWorks 8 місяців тому +178

    By the way ,"kkkkkkkkkk" is how brazilian people laugh in text.
    6:05 We might have an undercover brazilian.

  • @lumieas
    @lumieas 8 місяців тому +118

    i am often tired and this leads to me mistaking EVERYTHING i say LMAOOO this has put me in situations i cant describe

    • @Doopen
      @Doopen 7 місяців тому +1

      can you share one of your expreiencese

    • @SoapySoappp
      @SoapySoappp 4 місяці тому

      can you share one of your expreiencese

  • @TatsuMizu13
    @TatsuMizu13 5 місяців тому +7

    Reimu being featured here (2:55) will forever be funny to me 😂. Live laugh love, reimu endou

  • @bookwormat5418
    @bookwormat5418 8 місяців тому +21

    3:17 I can beat that. I once said “sorry” to a chihuahua. In French. _I wasn’t even in France._

  • @thenamestails7152
    @thenamestails7152 8 місяців тому +136

    0:20 FINALLY! Someone who understands me!
    There is, indeed, a stage of tiredness when you're too tired to be serious/sad or to think about problems and just... Laugh? It's more like being high for free,and without damaging your health (almost)

    • @eggi4443
      @eggi4443 8 місяців тому +13

      YES. I always feel drunk when I'm exhausted

    • @thenamestails7152
      @thenamestails7152 8 місяців тому +4

      @@eggi4443 I thought it was just me😂 glad I was wrong

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 8 місяців тому +4

      Is it healthier than being drunk?

    • @thenamestails7152
      @thenamestails7152 8 місяців тому +7

      @@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes times healthier. A) it's not addictive, B) it's far not that damaging if is damaging at all, C) you don't get headaches next morning (if you sleep through the night well, of course), etc. etc.

    • @letizialorusso1950
      @letizialorusso1950 8 місяців тому +10

      EXACTLY, everything's so funny for no reason and once you start laughing you can't stop until you're literally crying and sobbing, and your stomach hurts and your family who you're playing card games with asks you to stop (totally not from personal experience)

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 2 місяці тому +3

    I once fell asleep while writing one of my beloved MCYT + paranormal investigation angst fanfictions (where my fellow J.I.T.S/G.I.G.G.S Crew gremlins at lol), and woke up to this in my notes app “He atthghyf. , what yiyknv and .. open” along with other random misspellings that weren’t even in the same work I had been writing. Oh, and another time I posted a Minecraft Double Life fanfic with a WHOLE, UNFINISHED paragraph AFTER I proofread it about 15 times. I only noticed this mistake two hours later when I went back to read it again

  • @KuroNoUsagi
    @KuroNoUsagi 8 місяців тому +40

    I did NOT expect to see Reimumu here at the scene of the crime LMAO

    • @chib_bibi
      @chib_bibi 8 місяців тому +10

      right?? like a true ghost she's haunting us wherever we go lmaoo

    • @manassehbuertey2784
      @manassehbuertey2784 8 місяців тому +1

      reall

    • @Mari-chan15
      @Mari-chan15 8 місяців тому +1

      Loll

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 8 місяців тому +5

      is that the one that had an abnormal amount of likes, because that explains a lot

    • @DaisyHonkai
      @DaisyHonkai 6 місяців тому

      Lmao

  • @mikkelborby
    @mikkelborby 8 місяців тому +44

    we still really need matt on task master.
    he's the right kind of funny and insane.

  • @TheMostUnfunnyPlayer
    @TheMostUnfunnyPlayer 5 місяців тому +3

    “Teenagarges” are a force to be well reckoned with.

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh 8 місяців тому +107

    Matt got carpal tunnel from drinking too many beers

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 8 місяців тому +5

      Matt got that fabled Corona tunnel

    • @williamgreenhalgh4260
      @williamgreenhalgh4260 8 місяців тому +2

      I think you mean “carpool tunnel”.

    • @ChromaticGlasses
      @ChromaticGlasses 8 місяців тому +4

      I was pretty sure it was called tarpal cunnel, but now that UA-cam puts red lines under it I'm not so sure anymore
      Another great example of what being pired does to a terson I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Daluckyplays
      @Daluckyplays 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ChromaticGlasses Potato police

    • @0NiKiSUxNuLL838
      @0NiKiSUxNuLL838 8 місяців тому +1

      i read it as djrinking too many bears

  • @koiinobori
    @koiinobori 8 місяців тому +95

    2:50 i never expected to see a nijisanji en vtuber in a matt rose video

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 8 місяців тому +23

      I wonder what Matt Rose would look like as a Vtuber.🤔

    • @manassehbuertey2784
      @manassehbuertey2784 8 місяців тому +3

      thought i was the only one that noticedd

    • @Mari-chan15
      @Mari-chan15 8 місяців тому

      Samee

    • @spearghost225
      @spearghost225 8 місяців тому +18

      Any Vtuber in general would shock me. I genuinely couldn't imagine any Vtuber appearing in Matt Rose's videos before now

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 8 місяців тому +13

      Me neither dawg I've come full circle as both a Matt Rose and vtuber fan

  • @ferntheinkling
    @ferntheinkling 5 місяців тому +5

    2:51 is that a niji vtuber tweet in the wild? that's crazy

  • @kaprinagoatborn4625
    @kaprinagoatborn4625 8 місяців тому +99

    I was once so tired and sleepy that I picked a slice of bread during dinner and said to it '"Hi, do you come here often?"?' then I made a sandwich and ate it.

    • @atomicnumber202
      @atomicnumber202 7 місяців тому +6

      Yet another potential fanfic idea

    • @jenniferarmstrong5271
      @jenniferarmstrong5271 6 місяців тому +4

      DOES HE COME OFTEN THOUGH???

    • @entropy3982
      @entropy3982 6 місяців тому +5

      if you must know, i DO come here often and i do not appreciate being turned into a sandwich only to be eaten ;(

  • @Man-ej6uv
    @Man-ej6uv 8 місяців тому +63

    once i was utterly exhausted after a lot of writing, and wrote "bono shag" in the middle of a normal sentence, and it made no sense. still have no idea what i wanted to say.

  • @Pupperpats
    @Pupperpats 20 днів тому +1

    I once asked my mum for croissants while I was half asleep and I just said "bishop". When she was confused, I replied again saying "bishop, chess, croissants".

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 8 місяців тому +140

    3:42 My brain came to the conclusion that "air cream" was the same as "night cream" to make sense of the word, before the explanation.

    • @Zwovis
      @Zwovis 8 місяців тому +48

      I assumed it was a regional dialect word for whipped cream

    • @alice5790
      @alice5790 8 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Zwovis same I thought it was the pppprtrtttt cream in the aerosol can

    • @Diane_666
      @Diane_666 8 місяців тому +14

      I thought it was shaving cream...

    • @bananabuttersomethin
      @bananabuttersomethin 8 місяців тому +29

      I thought it was a weird way of saying they had taken a knife, swiped it through nothingness, and "spread" said nothingness on the bagel.

    • @professoryeetus8955
      @professoryeetus8955 8 місяців тому +12

      i assumed it was some sort of Something Can that was used in Some Type Of Work and wasn't meant for consumption. like car repair or something, i have no idea.

  • @PapaHepatitis7170
    @PapaHepatitis7170 8 місяців тому +32

    6:36 its the genetic code of kim kardashian guys get it while its hot

  • @zenleeparadise
    @zenleeparadise 7 місяців тому +2

    "Tiredness can be fun; it's like being drunk for free." 😂 That is a Steven Wright level one-liner, my friend. Genius.

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan 8 місяців тому +65

    3:33 reads like a bad two sentence horror

  • @DirectDave83
    @DirectDave83 8 місяців тому +37

    I actually had a scenario where I fell asleep midday and when I woke up, I thought it was the next day because it was dark... came out and asked dad, 'What day is it?' It was still the same day.. 🤦‍♀️

  • @TheSoulArchitech
    @TheSoulArchitech 7 місяців тому +5

    2:53 Him not realizing that that's a popular VTuber 😭

  • @shiningarmor2838
    @shiningarmor2838 8 місяців тому +79

    4:10 ERMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

    • @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R
      @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 5 місяців тому +3

      🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥

    • @StephenDurnan
      @StephenDurnan 25 днів тому

      *"WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY!"*
      _🎷🎹🥁_

  • @J19_vlogger74
    @J19_vlogger74 8 місяців тому +34

    One time I was so tired I went on a mission to figure out where brown "spawns" from.

    • @terrotorotbart8319
      @terrotorotbart8319 8 місяців тому +12

      spawn "brown" (1)

    • @aplayeraplayer
      @aplayeraplayer 8 місяців тому +4

      Your journey has just begun, search for the brown.

    • @Daluckyplays
      @Daluckyplays 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@terrotorotbart8319 Potato police

  • @sw1ftiiz
    @sw1ftiiz 8 місяців тому +37

    “I’m suffering from Indonesia” Me too, me too.. (my duolingo is forcing me to do my Indonesian..)

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 7 місяців тому +4

      Meh, i'm suffering from Australia tendencies... and my mother is a Canada survivor 3 times over

    • @disorgan1zedchaos
      @disorgan1zedchaos 5 місяців тому +3

      i’m struggling with america. nice to see i’m not alone in this type of thing

  • @Sugarierspoon99
    @Sugarierspoon99 8 місяців тому +76

    4:28 hate when that happens

  • @lucky3.056
    @lucky3.056 19 днів тому +1

    for those who are wondering where the F1 Race and qualifying at 4:21 was (im not quite shure with the race) was, it was in italy at the Emilia-Romagna GP 2024

  • @einFrostschutzmittel
    @einFrostschutzmittel 8 місяців тому +72

    3:23 „Hi terrified I’m dad“ ah moment

    • @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R
      @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 5 місяців тому +1

      Why did you scare me this way- *wHoY wHoY wHoY*

  • @addys8901
    @addys8901 8 місяців тому +8

    I'm so sorry about your arm. I've been watching your vids for a while and I love the way your humor works and your narrations and your furby stuff and all that. Have a good day, and hope you get on taskmaster

  • @csoxx
    @csoxx 8 місяців тому +4

    I once said "Paul" instead of "Hulk" one time. I have no idea how I got there

    • @STARR503
      @STARR503 5 місяців тому

      The incredible paul!

  • @InspireAbility11
    @InspireAbility11 8 місяців тому +45

    5:01 now i want to know what the discussion of resluts actually looks like lmfao

    • @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R
      @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 5 місяців тому +1

      How come that took me a minute to realize that it said “resluts”

  • @CupcakeMan337
    @CupcakeMan337 8 місяців тому +92

    3:06 Screams from the down under moment🌞

  • @sillyZ_zed
    @sillyZ_zed 5 місяців тому +2

    I had a dream of matt rose singing alien blues in the "skull emoji" voice 😭

  • @darkacadpresenceinblood
    @darkacadpresenceinblood 8 місяців тому +132

    1:52 as a bi person i'd love this reaction to me coming out lmaoo

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread 8 місяців тому +45

    2:56 That has 600 likes because it's Reimu Endou from Nijisanji English