That one meant for the boyfriend was all those emojis, and only one being a noise instead of a word, really caught me off guard. “Kissing face emoji, kissing face emoji, AUGH, heart, heart, heart”
i was confident it was condition but for some reason the emoji made me rethink if con dishing is actually a word and that i'm just not smart enough to know it xD (i do understand now that they were trying to convey rating, aka how good the shirt was lol)
Always fun when people mistake an abbreviation for an insult. For example, when the nurses write "SOB" in your chart, they mean that you're having trouble breathing (shortness of breath). Understandably though, many people assume it means something else.
I've worked a couple jobs where the cash register is referred to as the "point of sale" or POS for short. Always fun when the computer needs to restart so I can tell a customer "sorry, I'm just waiting on this POS". Always gets an amusing look out of them.
"Ok when will she die" I'm sure the buyer was hoping for like, a "sorry to hear that, it's okay, no charge" and the seller wasn't having it... but *DAMN.* 😂
Read the "deep purple" part on the receipt and heard the guitar riff in my head. When it actually played, I laughed so much. Truly on the same wave length with this one.
@@na-ky8ouas a morbidly obese person who almost died because of hypothyroids (slow thyroids), I really feel like it could be worse. the worst thing about it is really the fact that some of the stuff (the cheese and the lasagna slice thingy) look raw, but I'm sure you could eat them. in all honesty with how much I can barely eat anything else, despite the fact that I never ate a whole lot, might make me extremely forgiving towards _some_ stuff.
Dear Matt Rose, I regret to inform you that the emojis you classified as “Squids”(🐙) Are actually octopus emojis. THIS is a squid :“🦑”. Thank you for your time :)
The Smoke on the Water riff at 9:19 killed me 💀 (I’m a huge classic rock fan so it’s always fun to see references to it in the videos I watch, thanks for putting that there)
8:15 No joke. My worst one was a bunch of children's Blurays I ordered. She used grocery bags for the packaging and in one of them was a load of cat sht.
6:54: I love Matt Rose’s ability to read fluent freaking gibberish, even when he’s still drunk. I’m not and I still can read gibberish, a little not as good as him, though but it’ll do the job for now. Yep, I think…
She was teying to say ❤🐙🐙😍😍😍😍🐙❤❤🐙😍😍😍🔥💕💕💕❤❤❔️❔️😍🦖🦖😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🦖😍😍❔️❔️❤❤❤❤💕💕😙❔️❔️🐙🐙🐙🦖😘😘😩😘🦖😍😙❔️😙❔️❔️💕😊😊😊😇😇😇😇❤❤❤❤🐙 Also yes i did just copy that all out My back hurts from doing that
2:38 Matt darling, those were flat measurements. You're meant to double them. The actual full measurements would look more like 30.5 inch waist, 34.5 inch hip. That being said, HOLY COW WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOMANS WAIST IS 15 INCHES AROUND WHERE ARE HER ORGANS
11:18 “Bath boyz, bath boyz” “Watcha gonna do?” “Watcha gonna do when they come for you?” Edit: do two people in the replies not know the song, or are they joking around?
Maybe they thought "me temo" was a Spanish thing and no way "I'm afraid" means the same thing in English. Or they used Google Translate and "I'm afraid" got translated into "tengo miedo".
3:55 While walking through my local mall I found a store called "Guess" and thought itd be funny if someone tried asking what brand or something is like this. "Whered you get that from?" "Guess" "I dont know, tell me" "Guess!" "I said I dont know" "Its Guess" "Oh"
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
I’ll call the police
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
The “youth medium”/“child psychic” part got me more than it should’ve💀
lol same. I’m watching this at 11:00 and I laughed so hard I woke my parents up.
I get it now😂😭💀 and I’m DYING
SAME
I’m wHEEZING OH MY GOR. 😂😂😂
2:29 timestamp 😂❤
"Hi, are these still available?"
"yes"
"Not surprised mate"
💀
Thats painful
I think it was for an ugly car, idk I just remember seeing it
@@Official_SteamPUNKSwait you can buy cars on depop?
@@x_kittrix i dont think it was on depop, i just remember it being related to a car sale, sorrgy :
why do npcs just like to take random quotes from the vid and add a skull emoji
I love how he describes some emojis with immense verbosity and others he just goes "æeuµghh"
That one meant for the boyfriend was all those emojis, and only one being a noise instead of a word, really caught me off guard. “Kissing face emoji, kissing face emoji, AUGH, heart, heart, heart”
@@justalittleturtle5600 It's the best way to describe that one
The fact that someone saw pre-pissed pants and was willing to buy
Does the stain come out or does he mostly stay in?
it's actually a great deal because then you don't have to piss them yourself
@@De19thKingJulionHe's a bit shy, but he has his more extroverted days.
consider your pants peed
I think it was because he wanted to wash it out, or maybe it was for a completely different reason 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
5:57 Took me way too long to realize he was asking about the shirt's condition.
If it weren't for this comment I would be wondering what a con dishing is for the rest of the week.
Speech to text FTW? lul
Ohhh thanks to you I finally get it!! 😂😅 con dishing...
same and only thanks to youtube captions 💀💀
i was confident it was condition but for some reason the emoji made me rethink if con dishing is actually a word and that i'm just not smart enough to know it xD
(i do understand now that they were trying to convey rating, aka how good the shirt was lol)
“I don’t do international shipping I’m afraid”
“Afraid of what?”
“Don’t be afraid”
😭
Lol I love that 😂
That's the thing with English, the "because" is optional and so is the comma.
Yes thanks we watched the video as well.
@@ninetailedfox579121you people are so annoying
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 You people are so annoying.
“don’t be scared”
has the same energy as “be not afraid”
Fr 😭
probably because it means the same thing
Biblically accurate Spain
right, probs because they're synonyms...
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
Rat Moses uploading a video on Depop is the last thing I thought I’d see on a Monday evening.
rat moses??
@@thatduckthatanimatesreference to a previous video where someone accidentally said rat moses instead of matt rose i believe.
ah, okay
@@paintrainfunhousetwo yes, that is correct!
If Matt Rose is rat Moses then papa emeritus from ghost is rat antichrist/Jesus
Always fun when people mistake an abbreviation for an insult. For example, when the nurses write "SOB" in your chart, they mean that you're having trouble breathing (shortness of breath). Understandably though, many people assume it means something else.
That oughta hold the little SOBs!
This could be a video
Do they say "ess ouh bee" when reading it out loud, or "sobb"?
They just fucking bully a man who can't breathe well lol.
I've worked a couple jobs where the cash register is referred to as the "point of sale" or POS for short. Always fun when the computer needs to restart so I can tell a customer "sorry, I'm just waiting on this POS". Always gets an amusing look out of them.
The Deep Purple riff made me snort out loud! Superb sound bite precisely employed! Bravo!
Me too
“Can you do £5 plus postage”
“Nah”
“didn’t ask”
“Well you did”
“NU-UH”
“Fuck you mean 'NU-UH'?”
@@Forest-ky1he"ur mom"
@@beefiestsurprise269"l+ratio"
@@beefiestsurprise269"NuH uH"
Holy shit, we found the f***** who asked
well this was a very unfortunate way to be introduced to depop
Not as bad as actually using it lol
I had literally never heard of it before now, figured things out as we went, and now I'm very glad it is not my marketplace of choice.
Still, I'd say I'd rather learn about it from Matt than without the laughs.
My intro to depop was the constant annoying ads, so it could've been worse
@@BeautifulDuwang-gk6pj I recommend uBlock Origin/Blokada, device depending. 👍
i love that for example 😄 he goes "smiley face" but for 😫he just goes "AUUGHH"
I appreciate the Italian person’s dedication to using the 1️⃣🔟 emojis
Depop has got to be one of the most horrific apps HELP 💀 THE WAY THEY SAY IT SO CALMLY
I only found out about its existence today and I'm so fucking scared
@@femboichik Same.
German Kleinanzeigen is even more cursed I think
@@jcrafterz I'm proud of my country and Kleinanzeigen 💪💪💪
The scary thing on depop are the prices
1:36 "I'm 50 years old" they're so real for that
I still can't get over the fact that there's such a thing as a UK womens size 2...
@@likestriangles imagine uk womens size 3... imagine uk women's size 4, even
it's giving "im neurodivergent and a minor"
this line had me crying 🤣
@@likestriangles I don’t get it
"Ok when will she die"
I'm sure the buyer was hoping for like, a "sorry to hear that, it's okay, no charge" and the seller wasn't having it... but *DAMN.* 😂
In fairness, the person who started the thread was being pretty cold about it too.
Yeah, like she didn't have to say "it's okay, no charge", but "Ok when will she die" is just not on 😂
Read the "deep purple" part on the receipt and heard the guitar riff in my head. When it actually played, I laughed so much. Truly on the same wave length with this one.
11:05
“Look at this lasagne”
*shows picture of spaghetti*
sprite lasagne
As a fat person, I've never felt so insulted in my entire life.
@@na-ky8ouas a morbidly obese person who almost died because of hypothyroids (slow thyroids), I really feel like it could be worse. the worst thing about it is really the fact that some of the stuff (the cheese and the lasagna slice thingy) look raw, but I'm sure you could eat them. in all honesty with how much I can barely eat anything else, despite the fact that I never ate a whole lot, might make me extremely forgiving towards _some_ stuff.
THE TOWEL- I HAD A HEART ATTACK
Edit: …why the hell r y’all tryna see it so badly?
Caught me so off guard T_T
FR😅
I had to do a double take
Jumpscared me worse than a horror video.
@@pemanilnoob🤨
5:16 quite possibly the most british sounding sentence I've ever heard
"th' 'ot wa'a bo'a tha' I bo' off y' doesn't work"
Sounds like literal nonsense 💀
duhn't*
what??
Thawa-abolthaba-afyadonwer
Americans ☕️
6:16 THAT MAN’S AUTOCORRECT JUST EXPOSED HIM SO BAD 💀💀💀
Nah bro, I can't believe that's in his auto-correct. Me personally, I could never. 💀
you do not want to know the shit that's in my autocorrect
@@fatchunkybird429 You know mobile devices have an option to erase personalized auto-predict data right?
but no you see he was just using a bad phone..
Bad phone indeed. Because my phone has google keyboard by default and it doesn't save anything nsfw to autocorrect
Who else thought Matt would say “do not be afraid” in that iconic deep voice he does
7:13 "Upnoot noot!" was the best part.
Dear Matt Rose, I regret to inform you that the emojis you classified as “Squids”(🐙) Are actually octopus emojis. THIS is a squid :“🦑”. Thank you for your time :)
Oh you think you're sooo cool.
Well you are. Have a nice day/night and my respect
@@ExistentialCrisis1984 Man, i wish there were more people in the world like you. Stay awesome dude. 💪
@@Ballistic2770 D'aww ty 😊
I love you both I hope every fucking good thing in the world happens to you and that your incredible family is blessed by Jesus fuckign Christ himself
@@terraincognita9614 same to you my friend! 🙏
"Does the wee stain come out?"
"It's the shadow of my phone."
This one offed me 🤣🤣
“Afraid of what? Do not be scared.”
Wow, we both read the same thumbnail.
Wow, I poopee me pantaloons.
Is it just me who finds the “wow, we both watched the same video” Mfs to be WAY more annoying than the comments that quote the video?
@@basic6735 it's not just you
@@basic6735yeah I like to laugh *with* people, these types of comments are basically laughing at the same funny bits
6:49 ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺ "sorry gal ia sm very drunk" ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺
i was legit scared when matt just let go of that towel
like i was so scared this was gonna get the classic youtube age restricted
“Like a child psychic? No”
“No the t shirt size.”
“oh”
got me cackling
(it sounds like a conversation someone would have with me lmfao)
Ngl same i had a vision of me making this same mistake
Yeah it was really funny!
I though the exact same thing when I saw "Child medium" tbh
10:25 Matt wtf 😭😭😭
Bros trying to flash us 😭😭😭
why is no one talking about it except you😭
You know you wanted that to happen 😏
@@DREDD_BOT I don’t think we did
@@CdiahYT 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
I can't believe that I laughed at the French dressing joke
smh
It's funny as hell 🤣
It was good and i want to know if they got a discount
me too lad, me too
If there is ever an occasion in which I must discuss fashion week, I will only refer to it as French Dressing. It’s the best name!
The Smoke on the Water riff at 9:19 killed me 💀 (I’m a huge classic rock fan so it’s always fun to see references to it in the videos I watch, thanks for putting that there)
9:13 his life flashed before his eyes
Seeing Matt in a Pitbull towel is something i never knew i needed 💀
And when he dropped it my face went 💀💀💀💀💀
NEEDED?
@@onceinaknifetime needed
@@Andy-the-crowI LEGIT SCREAMED
😫😫
I swiped this notification away so fast cause I was watching something emotional and thought it said “poop drama” and it almost ruined the moment.
💩😭
9:19 SMOKE ON THE WATER PLAYING THERE JUST MADE ME WHEEZE-
I think you meant 9:19 I’m just putting this here so people can find the time in the video not trying to be rude. Also your profile pic is so cool.
@Olivemilk Yes that was right sorry I was tired when I wrote that comment
@@artfuldodgerrr it’s all good also where is your profile pic from it look vaguely familiar to me
@@Olivemilk It's Charon from the music video for the song Honey I'm Home by Ghost and Pals
@@artfuldodgerrr oh yeah that’s were I thought it was from ghost and pals is epic
I had a dream about "the ultamite Matt Rose video" and woke up terrified for some reason last, last, night.
Tell me...
..What was this "Ultimate Matt Rose video" about?
@@Mello_Loves_Chocolate it was one big sequel to every video he’d ever made, I think. *Literally every single one.*
8:15 No joke. My worst one was a bunch of children's Blurays I ordered. She used grocery bags for the packaging and in one of them was a load of cat sht.
WHAT
"I'm afraid."
"Afraid of what?"
"Dont be scared."
I can't 😂. The innocence.
To be fair it is a rather odd phrase for a not native English speaker (especially if they translated it to Spanish). Pretty funny though.
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866Yes and no. Spanish has "me temo que..." It's basically the same literal translation, for the same purpose
@@armintargaryen9216 Interesting, I wonder if that phrase is universal like with English or if it varies by country.
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866 German uses the phrase in the same way as well. "Ich befürchte ..."
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866I don't think it can be universal, but it seems to be common enough among European languages
Literally in the middle of sobbing my eyes out having a proper menty b and Matt Rose posts!!! Thanks Matt!! Laughter always helps
MENTY B
omg babe hope ur menty b bcums like ezier x
No but seriously hope you're good pal.
Menty B. Holy cow. Get well soon babez
hope things go better for you mate
A Menty B, in my house?
Hope your good mate, and hope whatevers vexxed you gets sorted soon x
When Matt Rose uploads:
WAHLAH!!!
You’re literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh hysterically every time you release a video
9:18 the Smoke on the Water riff had me coughing for 10 minutes.
same
The fact Matt actually bought the towel made the video just that much better.
Great stuff as always!
This is like watching people in a virtual flea market
That’s actually so true
the deep purple riff absolutely sent me
3:48 the real pregnancy was the friends we made along the way.
not gonna think about that
5:30 feels so threatening yet passive, its like the person was genuely asking a question.
2:15 bro heard "honesty is the best policy" and took it a little too seriously 💀
Couldn't have been scammed by a better person
☠️☠️☠️
matthew please never subject us to that towel again
I can assure you of that
Matt please ignore @stalebiscuits07 we want more
@@Matt_RoseWe need more of that towel, dude! And maybe a part 2 of Cursed Stuff People Wrote as Kids - I got a couple doozies myself
RAT MOSES UPLOADED
You what 💀
who the actual hell is “RAT MOSES” 😭😭😭
@@That_dude_that_may_existHe said it in one of his videos.
OF COURSE IT'S A MONDAY
@@Proferk damn I forgot about that 💀
@@Matt_Rose This made my Monday better, now I’m not so sad about tomorrow’s math test
7:33 sounds like the cha cha slide
To the left now y'all
two hearts, two hearts!
two hearts this time ‼️
7:18 this combo goes hard
5:16 the way he said " the hot water that I bought off you" scratched an itch in my brain
omg same
10:32 perfectly cut naked
Literally cut at the perfect time, a millisecond more and the vid would have been taken down 💀💀
you could make a whole series out of this, depop is an unknown place
Depop is something else. It’s an SCP.
this made my opaque deer clear, thank you
thank you @MatingPress very cool
7:38 "donating a kid's face"
doing a kids face 😨
The British levels are off the charts in this one, cheers Matt!
I was just bing watching all your videos! Then a new one came out!!!!
Thanks for donating money. Im pretty sure it'll all go towards new furbies for Matt
Dang 2 dollars already??
I prefer google but it’s different from person to person
@@gamingchickenstudiosUA-cam actually 😭
Moneys🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
matt rose has a certain british chaotic charm💀
9:08 WTF I'M CRYINGG
Imagine a language named "Mattrosian" where words are primarily gibberish and emojis
ite aediueady bewwqen cyrwated
translation: its already been created
@@ringaroundtherosieiighqys col
10:15 I'M SCREAMING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I came back to this and I just realized he's singing timber as well fucking icon
6:54: I love Matt Rose’s ability to read fluent freaking gibberish, even when he’s still drunk. I’m not and I still can read gibberish, a little not as good as him, though but it’ll do the job for now. Yep, I think…
7:29 okay not even joking this part goes hard ‼️🔥 this is REAL rap music
"Do I have the towel for you" was comedy gold. You're great Matt, absolutely hilarious.
5:33 i’d like to point out this was send at *midnight*
50 minutes *pæßþ* midnight
9:45 they're at least being honest with the quality of the product
bros been watching longer than the videos been out 💀
@@albertomeda9944 I'm fast.
@@albertomeda9944 It is the art of watching videos 100x the original speed
6:11 WHO IS DROWNING WALUIGI?!
I DONT KNOW WE NEED TO SAVE HIM
SAVE WALUIGI‼️‼️‼️
#freewaluigi
SAVE HIM PLEASE
7:24 Matt rose has a stroke 💀
Am I the only one hearing “bread heart?”
@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathesnope I did to
9:01
next message "Womp Womp"
7:39 my splatoon brain got so mad at you saying squid at the octopus emoji lol 🦑🐙
8:00 what is she trying to tell her bf
She was teying to say ❤🐙🐙😍😍😍😍🐙❤❤🐙😍😍😍🔥💕💕💕❤❤❔️❔️😍🦖🦖😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🦖😍😍❔️❔️❤❤❤❤💕💕😙❔️❔️🐙🐙🐙🦖😘😘😩😘🦖😍😙❔️😙❔️❔️💕😊😊😊😇😇😇😇❤❤❤❤🐙
Also yes i did just copy that all out
My back hurts from doing that
@@IICheesyI feel like the unknown's probably 🤗🥺🩷🤭 or 🫣
@@swiftlyaswiftieyeah probably 🤍🫰🤞👪
lmao the gay family emoji adds flavour @@Quisii0
😩
2:38
Matt darling, those were flat measurements. You're meant to double them. The actual full measurements would look more like 30.5 inch waist, 34.5 inch hip. That being said, HOLY COW WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOMANS WAIST IS 15 INCHES AROUND WHERE ARE HER ORGANS
She's also 83 with three kids somehow.
Yep! Replying so hopefully this is boosted bc i was just about to comment the exact same thing haha
reply
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 My mind is blown that is incredible
7:50 😩
lmao 💀💀
Immediately burst out laughing halfway through the first sentence 💀
2:58 IS THAT THE OOMPA LOOMPA SONG LOL
Would you take £0 for this video
No I’m afraid
@@Envy-Animations do not be afraid!
No
@@fatheroftherealm
👁👁👼👁
@@Envy-Animationsafraid of what
11:18 “Bath boyz, bath boyz”
“Watcha gonna do?”
“Watcha gonna do when they come for you?”
Edit: do two people in the replies not know the song, or are they joking around?
Take a bath?
Underrated comment
Pray they slip?
“Bad birds bad birds
Whatchu gonna do
Whatchu gonna do when they come for you?”
All rappers must bow to Matt's emoji reading skills 😂
the deep purple part reminded me of my dad, thank you :)
10:31 “a surprise to be sure but a welcome one”
Real
I've learnt a lot about how brits communicate to each other today
5:49 i think they were trying to say condition
Woah, casual thirst trap snuck in right before the end!
"Lad, do I have the towel for you!"
first thing i do when i wake up is watch matt rose. hes become my obsession - my idol at this point. matt rose is life
💀
7:35 finally a rapper that doesnt mumble
2:28 they asked every single child this until they found Psycho Mantis
Psycho Mantis?
@@manwhatdoiputherePsycho Mantis is a character from Metal Gear Solid who has psychic powers
Mob Psycho
@@Jfile904 ok
THAT DEEP PURPLE REFERENCE WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED
You gave the best* line reading of "like cut up human hair??" I've ever heard
* also only
JESUS, DROPPING THE MR. WORLDWIDE TAPESTRY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
There is nothing to fear😊
Skullemoooooojiiiii
sku-HULL EMOJIII
1:05 As a Spaniard, I'm not sure whether they were trying to be snarky or it's just that we are bad at English
I think they truly just didn’t know the expression and took it literally 😂
@@JasminMiettunenYeah, funny thing is that the expression can be translated literally into Spanish. "Me temo que..."
Si xd lit
Maybe they thought "me temo" was a Spanish thing and no way "I'm afraid" means the same thing in English.
Or they used Google Translate and "I'm afraid" got translated into "tengo miedo".
Don't be afraid was oddly comforting though
I actually met [Name Redacted] once, he's a nice guy
I don’t think he’s a very nice guy considering it seems like he’s cheating
3:55 While walking through my local mall I found a store called "Guess" and thought itd be funny if someone tried asking what brand or something is like this.
"Whered you get that from?"
"Guess"
"I dont know, tell me"
"Guess!"
"I said I dont know"
"Its Guess"
"Oh"
Who's on First
@@Bakartridge2095 ???
@SamPendentTheThief classic abbott & costello sketch, reminds me of that exchange
ua-cam.com/video/jIGRgmxRfiE/v-deo.html
@@SamPendentTheThief Abbott and Costello sketch called "Who's on First", classic sketch that reminded me of that
7:45 those are octopi.
The deep purple riff got me. 😂🤣🤣🤣💀