All 20 Primarchs Explained in Under 9 Minutes

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  • @GRIMHOOD99
    @GRIMHOOD99 Рік тому +176

    For loyalists, Guilliman, I don't know why.
    For traitors, Mortarion because of his design aesthetics.
    For Alpharius, Omegon.

  • @theburd86
    @theburd86 2 роки тому +1376

    My favorite primarch is a toss up between Alpharius, Alpharius, and Alpharius. Also, I am Alpharius.

  • @old-flabbyman-thighs2367
    @old-flabbyman-thighs2367 2 роки тому +497

    My favorite Primearch has to be Sanguinius. He's arguably the strongest of the 18 sons plus he looks like a damn god just like his father.. Plus Sanguinius also has a really cool theory where he kills Horus because of the black rage and the emperor has to kill Sanguinius instead

    • @alexabilidas8516
      @alexabilidas8516 Рік тому +25

      I thought the black rage was born from his death?

    • @comradestarbucks2726
      @comradestarbucks2726 Рік тому +20

      @Alexa Bilidas
      The black rage spread to his legion when he died, but he was steadily falling to it for some time before that, as I recall.

    • @bitty_beastly47
      @bitty_beastly47 Рік тому +3

      Isn't sanguinius dead? Horus killed him on Terra correct?

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 Рік тому +23

      @@bitty_beastly47 yes, but thats what the OP was saying that a fan theory exists where he actually succumbs to the black rage, mercs Horus and then Emp mercy kills Sanguinius

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu Рік тому +3

      That isn't how you write Lion El'Johnson, Konrad Kurze or Perturabo!

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Рік тому +186

    My favorite Primarch is Jaghatai Khan.
    Most people think of him as just ''Ghengis Khan in space'' but he's so much more.
    Besides being a speed freak & mighty warrior, he's also very interested in fine arts like calligraphy & music and has encouraged his sons to embrace them too. Because, we may be savage warriors who love to crush our enemies and see them driven before us, but that doesn't mean that we're uncultured philistines.
    Also, he's actually one of the most level-headed & reasonable Primarchs. He tried to be diplomatic with the whole psyker issue between Magnus & the other Primarchs.
    He knew that the Emperor was essentially an absolutist tyrant, but when Horus tried to get him on his side using that argument, he replied: " Yeah sure, our father is basically an immortal intergalactic dictator, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna turn into worshipping demonic entities from a dimension that is essentially hell, basically becoming their slaves. I mean common guys think for second, we´re supposed to be genius demi-gods!"
    If half his brothers had as much common sense, like the Khan, the whole Horus Heresy would have never happened. Or the way he handled the fact that some of his men went traitor.
    He basically killed most of the traitors on the spot and then send the last remaining ones who plead for mercy on a suicide mission, where they died in order to create an opening for the rest of the Legion. Compare this to how the Dark Angels handle the Fallen.
    Oh and he's a great troll & shit-talker too.
    Fulgrim: "I hear you do weird things with your ships."
    Jaghatai Khan: ''And I hear you do weird things to your Astartes...."
    It would be cool if he eventually returns to the setting.

    • @Orimthekeyacolite
      @Orimthekeyacolite Рік тому +24

      Exactly, he's the only loyalist who stood on that side for a good reason, while not having any illusions about the kind of monster his father was. While it might be hard to personally dislike Sanguinius, Vulkan, Guilliman, the naive fools apparently were truly charmed by the Emperor and honestly believed that pompous narcissistic ahole was humanities saving grace. Khan is much more reasonable this way, he just made a judgement call on what's the lesser evil

    • @euqinemor
      @euqinemor Рік тому +11

      @@Orimthekeyacolite But the emperor did not want to become the Tyrant he is, he gave humanity so many chances and all of it went to waste to the point we where running out of time, if he did not take over humanity would be wiped from existence with how many shit they are facing waaaay before they reached 40k.
      I doubt that he wanted to be in power forever, it's just that the problems he had to solve on the time he had and his godlike persona distanced him from what it is to actually be human and this reflected on how he neglected his sons, like he was speedrunning his way to advance humanity

    • @Orimthekeyacolite
      @Orimthekeyacolite Рік тому

      @@euqinemor or at least that's how he saw it. Which is pretty much the encyclopedic definition of how narcissistic personality works - they always genuinely believe they're only taking control because without them everything will go to shit. Pretty sure most tyrants in history thought they were merely doing the bare minimum to save and advance their people.
      Here's the difference though: unlike petty mortals, Big E is a godlike being with something approaching omni-knowledge. In "Mechanicum" it is explained, how he calculated and manipulated millennia of human civilization to come to his goals. So mistakes that would be at least understandable for anyone else, for him are inexcusable. I personally think the short story "The Last Church" does a great job of showing how his mind works. Another character throws the truth about tyranny in his face and what's the only response Emperor gives? "The difference is, I know I'm right". That's the true mind of a fanatic.

    • @euqinemor
      @euqinemor Рік тому +3

      @@Orimthekeyacolite Yeah but the problem is that he was not trying to shape humanity to his will for the sake of his view, but trying to stop the literal doomsday, he saw chaos approaching and knew humanity as it is had no chance of survival and WE as outsiders (readers) know that if not for him it was either chaos or any of the other shit. It was indeed his way of thinking and narcissistic approeach to the problems needed to be solved that caused the Horus Heresy, if he ever stopped, had a deep breath and gave the attention, and trust to give an explanaition that his sons needed, it wouldnt have happened at all.Almost all of the tech humanity uses now was created by him and mechanicus are the guys that only exists becaus ehe shared the know how and means of production, wich is why they have so much power in the imperium, humanity would have to fight all those horrors with tech worse than the most basic weapons the imperium has right now.
      The Last Church event is a prime example of him not wanting to be a God, not because of his narcissistc ways but he knew corruption by faith would happen, just like it happened on the Horus Heresy, Chaos would have his way to corrupt faith even on the hearth of those that are good, his own son not only worshipped "good gods" that where Chaos god in disguise but also Big E and was corrupted regardless of him being one of the guys that view him so high.

    • @Orimthekeyacolite
      @Orimthekeyacolite Рік тому

      @@euqinemor
      "and WE as outsiders (readers) know that if not for him it was either chaos or any of the other shit"
      I don't think that's true at all, actually. In fact, there's only so much we can ever know for sure as readers, given how a lot of the "information" we get in the books is nothing more than POV by unreliable narrators and personal interpretations/opinions of characters who are heavily involved on one side or the other, and thus - hardly objective. Once again, just to be clear: I don't doubt the Emperor himself believed his version of future history, nor that he had good reasons to, with his powers of premonition and the ability to calculate hundreds of steps forward. But that doesn't mean we - or any of the characters, for that matter - should automatically buy into his vision and accept it as canon. However godlike, he's still a person, proven to be just as prone to making mistakes as anyone. With the only difference that his errors of judgement inevitably turn catastrophic in scale!

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 2 роки тому +127

    I'd have to say that my favourite two Primarchs are Rogal Dorn and Magnus. This is largely because of their roles in TTS, but also because they are either genuinely good, heroic people who stood side by side with the Emperor against impossible odds during the Imperium's darkest hour in the case of the former, or a tragic figure coerced bit by bit into joining Chaos through the manipulation of their abilities and good intentions by dark forces more powerful and sinister than they could've ever imagined in the case of the latter.

    • @GrimDarkHalfOff
      @GrimDarkHalfOff  2 роки тому +2

      Very good and well thought out choices. Personally I like Ferrus Manus because Tough and also ghost rider Primarch.

    • @dartoney
      @dartoney Рік тому

      TTS Magnus is my favorite character

    • @horusluprecal1144
      @horusluprecal1144 Рік тому +1

      In general, I find the traitor Primarchs more interesting.
      Horus for his charisma, Lorgar for his fervent quest for the truth, the tragedy of Angron, Magnus for his curiosity, Perty for his rejection of the Chaos Gods whilst not being a loyalist. It's questionable if the Alpha-Legion is truly a traitor legion even. Not a big fan of stinky Morty or Bat-Man wanna-be Konrad, Fulgrim is just a perv.
      As per the Loyalists, The Lions sons treatment of anyone even seeing a Fallen makes me dislike them, Ferrus... well he's dead, Jag, is just uninteresting to me (probably the most level headed primarch but that doesn't make for good stories), Leman Russ of the Space Furries, Rogal I like but TTS has a LOT to do with that, Sangy just seems 'off' that the angel also = a vampire, G-Man the accountant, Corvus the Emo (barf), & then there's Vulkan who I like but TTS also played bigly into that...... Now come here and give your big brother a big primarch hug friend!

  • @camboom4467
    @camboom4467 Рік тому +154

    0:24 Lion El'Jonson Ist
    0:56 Fulgrim IIIrd
    1:22 Perturabo IVth
    1:49 Jaghatai Khan Vth
    2:04 Leman Russ VIth
    2:21 Rogal Dorn VIIth
    2:40 Konrad Curze VIIIth
    3:08 Sanguinius IXth
    3:35 Ferrus Manus Xth
    4:05 Angron XIIth
    4:29 Roboute Guilliman XIIIth
    4:54 Mortarion XIVth
    5:19 Magnus the Red XVth
    5:43 Horus XVIth
    6:09 Lorgar XVIIth
    6:41 Vulkan XVIIIth
    7:05 Corvus Corax XIXth
    7:28 Alpharius, Omegon XXth

    • @bjrnjoakimtofsland8035
      @bjrnjoakimtofsland8035 Рік тому

      can i just ask, why is there no II legion?

    • @horusluprecal1144
      @horusluprecal1144 Рік тому +1

      @@bjrnjoakimtofsland8035 the 2nd & 11th legions were purged from imperial records.
      Malcador the Sigilite about killed Horus (pre-Heresy) by force choking him for merely trying to say the name of the Primarch from one of those legions.
      GW intentionally has left the actual 'reason as to why' unknown to all.
      Why they did that I can only assume that they wanted to seem edgy, mysterious, & to let people use their own imaginations allowing for homebrew chapters to be made up by players of the table-top game.
      Once in a while they let an author drop some clues as to what happened to those legions which has led to speculation that they were culled by the Space Wolves & Dark Angels but AFAIK there's no official canon stating as such.

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 Рік тому

      thats not 20 dumbass

  • @spermythecat8097
    @spermythecat8097 2 роки тому +107

    Favorite Primarch is probably Rogal Dorn due to the Black Templars and his distaste for the Officio Assassinorum.

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 2 роки тому +15

      As well as TTS. You can't think of Rogal Dorn without hearing him say "I am fortifying this position" in his voice from there.

    • @fg1735
      @fg1735 Рік тому +4

      We shall FORTIFY this comment section

    • @Bithbd
      @Bithbd 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@furioussherman7265 "I am not an infant. I am MANY years old."

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle Рік тому +58

    Corax is based, and fits the aesthetics I most love about 40k: bleak, gothic, tragic, guerilla fighters, sniper duels, and underdogs.

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard Рік тому +1

      Don't forget the human experimentation

    • @ceejno7861
      @ceejno7861 23 години тому

      Also made his own Warp nature his bitch without godly assistance, fueled by a combination of sheer rage, stubbornness, and a need to revenge his way out of terminal depression. Iconic.

  • @concretesandals4501
    @concretesandals4501 2 роки тому +43

    The true, deepest lore of 40k is realizing that the whole setting is just Alpharius playing chess with himself. #weareAlpharius

  • @z8ttov
    @z8ttov 2 роки тому +189

    Should’ve done Horus more justice. He was the Warmaster, the second person in the whole Imperium and His favorite son. Most charismatic out of all primarchs despite them all being very charismatic. Luna Wolves also had more wins than any other legions too
    Oh, I almost forgot. Fuck Erebus

    • @benfordrin6978
      @benfordrin6978 2 роки тому +20

      I have read a lot of Warhammer 40k books the last few months. And I agree, fuck Erebus. And to be honest: Slowly I start to believe that Erebus maybe is much more then just a space marine. I even thougt if he's not a Chaos God himself, hiding very well. He is calling himself the Hand of Destiny and it feels like he is always at the right place at the right time to spread corruption.

    • @michaelcoward1902
      @michaelcoward1902 Рік тому +1

      That assumes the Emperor actually sees them as sons... In Master of Mankind he very clearly states to Arkham Land that he has no feelings for them, comparing them to Pinocchio.

    • @valorhammer7804
      @valorhammer7804 Рік тому

      He was a jealous and double-crossing manipulator even before the Heresy though, as Forge World HH books portray it. However, his superb leadership and charisma have rightly put him on the very top.

    • @peterlepper5199
      @peterlepper5199 Рік тому +6

      The man literally turned evil because he got stabbed with a magic knife and then a random Word Bearers chaplain *who he had literally just caught lying to him like five minutes previously* showed him some LSD visions of a possible future.
      Magnus even psychically projected himself (at great cost) into Horus' mind to be like "This dude is evil and lying to you," but Horus took the side of the proven liar over his own brother, and then went *so hard* into evil that he tricked Russ into destroying Prospero, killed a bunch of his own sons who he knew would stay loyal, and then orchestrated the Drop Site Massacre.
      He doesn't deserve more justice TBH.

    • @horusluprecal1144
      @horusluprecal1144 Рік тому

      @@peterlepper5199 "He doesn't deserve more justice "
      He certainly does,
      justice from the author as to WHY he chose to believe Erebus over his own brother Magnus in that situation. There should have been at least a 5 page dialogue of Horus talking to himself regarding this supposed future where half his brothers are treated as Gods & the other half erased from history. How he views that this cannot be accepted and how he feels betrayed by his Father the Emperor for hiding this intentions from him. Perhaps also have him lament on the Thunder Warriors to make the comparison to the Astartes as he slowly comes to his conclusion that Erebus, while even shown to be deceitful to Horus, may be the one telling the truth (which he was actually, just not showing it to Horus to PREVENT it from happening, but to ENSURE it)
      Then flesh out to much greater detail how he slips into Chaos instead of that huge leap of character from the 2nd to 3rd novel.

  • @facepuncher101
    @facepuncher101 Рік тому +11

    ferrus is my favourite because he seemed to deeply love fulgrim, his only source of happiness, only to be betrayed and killed by him, such a tragic tale. love jaghatai too!

  • @Vidar93
    @Vidar93 2 роки тому +134

    Vulkan for loyal space marines. Magnus for Chaos. #2 loyal would be leon Johnson and #2 chaos would be Fulgrim. The salamanders are one of the only forces of good in 40K and have a pension for fire and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian space wizards that do a good job blending chaos marines with magic.

  • @mkocel
    @mkocel Рік тому +36

    Fave Primarch has to be Angron. His path is tragedy after tragedy, and so excruciatingly close to going a different path.

  • @Dodsodalo
    @Dodsodalo Рік тому +18

    Magnus, Angron and Mortarion are really the most tragic of all the Primarchs, Magnus, cuz he actually tried to help, but Leman and Magnus' beef pushed him to Chaos, Angron, because he, along with Corvusz understood the wrongness of tyranny and was forever scared and broken because of it, only to see all the ever cared for die, because his father wanted to use him as a tool.
    Mortarion, because he STILL hates the warp but is unable to fight his god, and understandably hates Typhus for bringing him and his son's to such lows, yet whose souls still is untainted with his scythe showing that even though he fights for a cause he loathes, a part of him will never truly kneel to it, as his final spit in the face of chaos and nurgle.
    Honestly those are the best traitors primarchs, for the loyalists, Corvus, Jaghatai, and Vulkan for all being the absolute most reasonable and just of the loyalists.
    Corvus told the Emperor if he betrayed humanity and shit, he'd rebel and kill him, to his fucking face.
    Dude hated tyrants but also hated evil, so no chance that Chaos would be something he'd side with.
    Vulkan for being the only Primarch to truly love not just Humanity, but the humans of it.
    Flawed for slaughtering followers of xenos who were saved by said xenos, to which, he would later regret, so whilst zealous, capable of understanding what to regret and try to do better.
    Jaghatai....
    The only one that wasn't fucking retarded, like honestly he genuinely did Intel gathering during the Horus Heresy to figure out which side we're actually fighting for a better future for humanity and not just their end goals.
    Eventually figuring yeah, Emperor is far bigger of a prick than he thought, but understandably so seeing what he has been facing all along, the forces of Chaos. And actually thought of things and wasn't blinded by prejudice or honor or pride.
    He stick to what he agrees to, call bullshit out when it happens, gets shit done without a damn about honor or bragging, and just tried to do what was best for humanity, and didn't let himself get blinded by prejudice towards psykers or unusual mortal abraces in the Imperium.
    Honestly considering his family, I would also fuck off to the farthest reaches of space to get shit done and not have to bother with my objectively batshit insane family and their solar system sized egos and fuck weird traditions and etiquette.
    Truly the most sensible of the primarchs.
    And some of the best drip of 30k.

  • @DaltCity
    @DaltCity 2 роки тому +17

    Ahh Nocturne, home of the blackblacksmiths. Vulcan is my favorite 40k character.

  • @mathewgore8121
    @mathewgore8121 Рік тому +14

    This video is everything I needed. This might be a hot take, but I’m gonna go with Conrad because I think he was the only primarch to see the Emperor for who he really was.

  • @littlecousin5630
    @littlecousin5630 Рік тому +11

    “Amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics,” and Gulliman is the master of the second (not half bad at the first either, but many of his brothers are better). He’ll always be the favorite, damn good administrator… for the Primarchs. Honorable mention is Dorn, and second favorite would be Vulcan.

  • @RedStar441
    @RedStar441 Рік тому +12

    I’m a sucker for Lionel. A distinguished tactician and strategist. I think even he recognized that the galaxy was too small for so many demi gods, and at one point the chips would have to go down.

  • @finejuggler7601
    @finejuggler7601 2 роки тому +9

    Perturabo. I love his style and he feels like the least chaos traitor primarch.

    • @GrimDarkHalfOff
      @GrimDarkHalfOff  2 роки тому +5

      Love your choice sir and VERY close to mine with similar reasons. I love Ferrus Manus the best because he’s the most rebellious of the loyalists, but still loves the emperor. He also is now with the Legion of the Damned making him Ghost Rider Iron Dad.

  • @thegeneralscall
    @thegeneralscall Рік тому +41

    My favorite are number 2 and 11. They just have such a deep lore yet still are mysterious enough to keep me captivated.
    But honestly, it's because I love custom chapters and custom primarchs mean I can give my custom chapters any flaw or focus I want and still technically be canon.
    Except it isn't because any knowledge of them is lost, redacted, or suppressed.
    I am Alpharius.

  • @gr8m887
    @gr8m887 7 місяців тому +1

    Vulkan and the Salamanders have always been my favorite legion for their style, tactics, and character. They also have some of the greatest battles in their lore and are honestly much more interesting, to me, to watch interact with the greater imperium and xenos threats around them, given their more humanitarian views and ideals, but also their brutal nature in combat. Plus, dragons are cool, and the idea of dragon slaying just being the TRAINING EXERCISE for them is ridiculously badass.

  • @xmaximx
    @xmaximx Рік тому +68

    Everyone is picking all the fun Primarchs but my boy Papa Smurf, aka Roboute Guilliman doesn't get the respect he deserves.
    The man literally put together an entire empire within the imperium of man, and has been cobbling together the Imperium at large at every turn. Sure he's not as good at any of the thematic strengths of the other primarchs, but from the perspective of a regular human (outside of Vulkan's/Salamanders' save-a-villager approach): Who is the one still around, working ceaselessly to keep a semblance of safety and stability for mankind?
    He is the best at nothing but #2 at everything kind of guy. Jack of all trades, the hero mankind needs.
    The man handles his own in duels vs his brothers, even 2 on one. Has an eldari death goddess waifu, survives chaos inflicted wounds, built the arguably most prolific astartes legion, is not his father's favorite (Horus) but IS the one that's chosen after everything is said and done.
    P.S.
    Did I mention he's the only dad that actually comes back after going out to get some milk?

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Рік тому +8

      Guilliman is the best Primarch because he actually knows how to run an empire.

    • @jamham69
      @jamham69 Рік тому +7

      i think Guilliman's problem is he's the only sane man in a universe of the insane, which makes him boring in the grimdark hilarity of 40k.
      In real life? im backing that guy 100%. Reading a book? miss me with that vanilla good guy stuff.

    • @xmaximx
      @xmaximx Рік тому +1

      ​@@sethleoric2598 And he trains most of his astartes to be civic leaders in times of peace.

  • @idbrown937
    @idbrown937 Рік тому +5

    whispered from behind: Corvus Corax...

  • @warrenwheatley6171
    @warrenwheatley6171 2 роки тому +16

    Your descriptions are hilarious, new sub here based solely on those! Punisher and Joker... Jesus if his kids were vampires... Excellent. Looking forward to checking out your other videos.

    • @GrimDarkHalfOff
      @GrimDarkHalfOff  2 роки тому +1

      Thanks most are on Conan but I do have a Ferrus Manus video planned

  • @diogenesfr2852
    @diogenesfr2852 Рік тому +8

    My favorite Roboute Guilliman.

  • @Ludiotic
    @Ludiotic Рік тому +2

    Strange to hear the Valheim Plains music under a glossary of WH40K primarchs...

  • @TheGrave013
    @TheGrave013 2 роки тому +13

    Vulkan is my favorite a blacksmith/pyromaniac that helps those in need, sign me up.

  • @SirMcAwesome
    @SirMcAwesome Рік тому +5

    Russ! Space pups all the way baby! Mainly because it was 12 year old me randomly coming across the "Space Wolf" novel in my local library some 19 years ago, looking at the cover/reading the transcript and thinking "shit looks dope, I'm gonna read it", that opened the world of warhammer to me. Been hooked ever since.

  • @FinnishedThirdMusic
    @FinnishedThirdMusic 2 роки тому +6

    Leman Russ. Who doesn't want to bee a viking space marine?

  • @ghazskullmagoruktrakaproph887
    @ghazskullmagoruktrakaproph887 2 роки тому +20

    Mine is Lion el Johnson he's a badass but he doesn't need claws or a big hammer he's just good at what he does he's super strategic more than likely better than Gilman I also like the betrayal from his best friend it also doesn't help that I'm painting a dark Angel's army lol

    • @AlphaOmegon
      @AlphaOmegon 2 роки тому +1

      I love the Lion. But he could be a little less authistic.

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 Рік тому

      I think him and Guilliman are equals in being top tier strategists.

  • @zeronos2844
    @zeronos2844 2 роки тому +10

    funny enough i like perturabo both on Horus Heresy and Roboutilian Heresy.
    HH Pert showed that had he have given a chance and not thrown in dredge work all the time he could produce massive results (just ask the Imperial Fists)
    meanwhile on RH Perturabo is one of the awesome characters there. it showed if he showed responsibility and maturity, he is one of the favored sons.
    oh and those Iron Cages killing those blasted Chaos Marines everyday.

  • @sqocks8254
    @sqocks8254 Рік тому +2

    That last bit with Alpharius is really funny.
    Well done.

  • @Daggerfall40
    @Daggerfall40 Рік тому +7

    Lion L'Jonson and Jaghatai Khan are my favorites. I like the Lion's undying loyalty and unlike that crybaby Perturabo, doesnt require validation. Jaghatai I like because he's an independent thinker and a free spirit.

  • @TalosBjorn
    @TalosBjorn Рік тому +17

    Conrad Kurze is my personal favorite. Such a unique character. Equal parts pure evil and weirdly selfless empathy. The only primarch with no adopted family, he was literally raised by the streets. An absolute nightmare to fight against, but not motivated by rage like Angron or joy of battle like Russ or Khan. Just an inhuman being with unfathomable goals and motivations who seems to understand things deeper than any of his fellows. He reminds me of the Logen Ninefingers character from the First Law series mixed with Rorschach from Watchmen

  • @guyver441
    @guyver441 Рік тому +7

    Not a lot of love for my boy Leman Russ in these comments, so I'll give a shout out (howl) to the wolf! He was grim and jovial in turns, and led his legion by example to strike a balance with their gene flaw.

  • @tsarbomb_chan2537
    @tsarbomb_chan2537 Рік тому +3

    I'm ok with my local Primark, or any really. They usually have plenty of selection and decent prices. Although, I wouldn't buy shoes from there, my last one lasted only 4 months of heavy use.

  • @RSBurgener
    @RSBurgener Рік тому +3

    I just love Perturabo. I think he's completely badass in Angel Exterminatus and he gives me an outlet for the many resentments I have about life. But in real life, I think I identify with Sanguinius more. He was my first point of contact with 40k. But the IW are my favorite to paint and collect.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 Рік тому

      I can certainly sympathize with him. All he wanted was to build, create and be praised for his work. Instead all he got were constant assignments to destroy and slog through the mud and lay sieges. I can sympathize with finding passion in something yet having to do something else because you’re good at it and it pays the bills

  • @realwaifus5514
    @realwaifus5514 Рік тому +6

    My top 3 are Perty and Konrad because they feel like two primarchs who had actually understandable reasons for turning on the Imperium and the Emperor and Alpharius because I love how much of a meme tge Alpha Legion is.

  • @leopoldjenkins
    @leopoldjenkins Рік тому +1

    Space Caesar Captain America is up there with "...is Jesus if his children were vampires" for what made me laugh hardest. This was amazing.
    Magnus also has a bit of Odin about him - only one eye and a love of knowledge and magic

  • @GorthaurUdun
    @GorthaurUdun Рік тому +1

    love the Valheim sounds in the back

  • @RyanTheMan000
    @RyanTheMan000 2 роки тому +89

    Honestly i like the idea they're from a tube more than from a single mother who was also a perpetual who made a deal with the chaos gods.
    Mainly cause the idea in my head would be that The Emperor, in his quest to perfect humanity and bring them to conquer the galaxy, would have gone around terra either stockpiling genetic material to creature his sons in a series of failed experiments until he got the magic formula OR found what he would have considered to be the peak of current humanity woman (at the time) and created his songs from their eggs.
    It would also, again this is to me, show someone what lf his cold love for humanity in how he could have gone through that process, either secretly through regular medical examinations to take their eggs or openly through careful seduction before leaving them in the dirty to further his goal.
    But again thats just my take on it. Love the videos man. Keep it up 👍

    • @RyanTheMan000
      @RyanTheMan000 2 роки тому +12

      Btw favourite primarch is Vulkan cause he's chill and hates elves

    • @GrimDarkHalfOff
      @GrimDarkHalfOff  2 роки тому +9

      @@RyanTheMan000 a great choice!

    • @horusluprecal1144
      @horusluprecal1144 Рік тому

      Me Mum was a tube.... Mom-Everest! You lot wanna foight!?!

  • @AlphaOmegon
    @AlphaOmegon 2 роки тому +4

    You can come at me but Perturabo is my favorite. Literally the one doing everything for the traitors and dragging Angrons ass back into the freight, he may be a jealous man child, but you may be one too if you are stuck with a bunch of lunatics and constantly seeing the eye of terror, which should have drove him insane.

  • @legionaireb
    @legionaireb 2 роки тому +4

    Me: **Sees Jaghatai's sword** WHITE SCARS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • @josephpmans
    @josephpmans 2 роки тому +5

    Sanguinius is best boy, no further proof or argument needed.

  • @benfordrin6978
    @benfordrin6978 2 роки тому +3

    My fav is Rogal Dorn because I like to turtle in Supreme Commander as he does on Terra.

  • @cgavin1
    @cgavin1 2 роки тому +5

    "Sanguinius is Jesus.. if his kids were vampires."
    Truth.

  • @lt.touchdown530
    @lt.touchdown530 Рік тому +3

    Ferrus Manus is my favourite overall and Horus is my favourite chaos Primarch.

    • @GrimDarkHalfOff
      @GrimDarkHalfOff  Рік тому +2

      Me too

    • @lt.touchdown530
      @lt.touchdown530 Рік тому

      @@GrimDarkHalfOff Mostly because I’ve been described as having a personality similar to Ferrus according to my closest friends.

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT Рік тому +1

    This is awesome and I enjoy some of the humor sprinkled in!

  • @Fluffykeith
    @Fluffykeith Рік тому +1

    The thing Perterabo is seeing is confirmed as the Eye Of Terror

  • @clefsan
    @clefsan Рік тому +1

    Best - because funniest - summary of the Primarchs I've ever heard.

  • @pooldead6850
    @pooldead6850 2 роки тому +14

    Angron is the best, he is the very definition of grim dark, forced to murder his adopted father Onimais, his potential ripped from his body and his soul because of the butcher’s nails, leading a slave rebellion not because he felt like taken over a world but because he wanted to free his fellow slaves, then openly defying the emperor when asked to abandon his army, forced to live as a ghost to fight for the emperor, now he is a demon primarch rage incarcerated

    • @alfieingrouille1528
      @alfieingrouille1528 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah I don't understand why he gets so much hate in the fandom he deserves way more respect

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 Рік тому +1

    Vulkan was is and always will be my favorite primarch. The only genuinely nice guy in all of warhammer. Also fire is cool.

  • @Omidion
    @Omidion 8 місяців тому

    Nice to see my repaint of Disarmonias picture (thumbnail picture of this vid), always gives me a smile when i stumble upon it :)

  • @camboom4467
    @camboom4467 3 місяці тому

    Ideas for Primarch 2 and 11:
    Primarch #2 grew up on a jungle planet raised by Australopithecus who is a Tarzan/Rambo and likes to wear leopard skin. He also recruited the indigenous apes into his ranks as Space Marines.
    His legions is the Jaguar Dawn.
    Primarch #11 is basically a Captain Ahab/Captain Nemo who grew up on an ocean planet filled with sea monsters, adopted by a King and Queen. In his late 20s he was saved from drowning by a Nereid(mermaid) and has been searching the planet's oceans to find her ever since. He loves her so much, he would do anything to find her(even if it means giving into the powers of Chaos). He and his legion basically end up like Davy Jones and his crew.
    His legion is the Siren's Songs.

  • @thewayfarer8849
    @thewayfarer8849 Рік тому +2

    Excellent art style and summary, subbed

  • @libertyprime2013
    @libertyprime2013 2 роки тому +3

    I like to think they have different moms and are all half siblings.

  • @komando5102
    @komando5102 Рік тому +1

    Valheim soundrack is great

  • @dontparticipate240
    @dontparticipate240 Рік тому

    1:56
    Dude straight up stole the Thundercats sword from Lionel.

  • @inquisitordakka
    @inquisitordakka 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing Perty with hair is something I didn't expect to be uncomfortable with.

  • @tomcollett24
    @tomcollett24 Рік тому +1

    Sanguinius will always be awesome, but I thing the khan and vulkan are my 2 faves. I love the speedy white scars and the salamanders whole fire thing is just awesome.

  • @snuouun9672
    @snuouun9672 Рік тому +2

    But aren't Alpharius and Omegon separate individuals. Adding up to a total of 21 primarchs instead of 20?

    • @jeremyhess7977
      @jeremyhess7977 Рік тому

      Yup! The 20th Legion has twin Primarchs. They are smaller than the other primarchs, but the astartes of the 20th are bigger - making all of the Alpha Legion about the same size.
      Alpharius and Omegon could actually both be alive and hiding amongst the ranks of their sons.

  • @mrnohax5436
    @mrnohax5436 Місяць тому +1

    Lorgar: does something
    Corvus: *harass*

  • @titolovely8237
    @titolovely8237 Рік тому +13

    the lion hands down best primarch. it's the only loyalist primarch that Horus went out of his way to not face. Horus wasnt scared of sanguinius, robut, or even the emperor. he was, however, scared enough of the dark angels to send them so far away they could never reach tera in time to lift the siege, AND he sacrificed the nighlords to keep him there. the lion was the only tactician that Horus knew he couldnt best.

  • @abdullahirfan9991
    @abdullahirfan9991 Рік тому +1

    Angron just needs a hug man, vulkan your brother need you

  • @PartTimeJedi
    @PartTimeJedi Рік тому +1

    Im old-school and like Roboute Guilliman and the Ultramarines.

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 11 місяців тому

    2nd legion - Minotaurs with Asterion Molech as their Primarch
    11th legion is the Carcharadons Astra and are led by Tyberos

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice Рік тому

    Konrad Curze is The Punisher who is also the Joker
    *distressingly accurate*

  • @mikhailbazhanov1935
    @mikhailbazhanov1935 Рік тому +10

    I like those three:
    - Perturabo - cool name, technichal geek, leads the real war battle (with, dirt, blood and depression) Not merry adventures like others
    - Conrad Curze - the real Bad ass, Who had nuts to decide to be killed, the real independent and smart guy Who made three best primarchs look like helpless fools. Also he's a Good PvP duelist
    - Ferrus Manus - tough and brutal badass, uses tanks and explosion, has a cool augmented legion (although he doesn't like it), keeps his planet in an endless civil war between clans in Order to prevent them becoming pussies

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Рік тому +1

      Lemme fix these;
      Perty - A paranoid pissbaby whose constantly buttmad that he's living in Dorn's shadow.
      The Birdman who Laughs - An actual schizo who decided that life wasn't worth it and that people who break laws are to die screaming, or serve as his personal plaything. (He once made a statue out of people who were still alive)
      Iron Hands - A naive guy who, despite being a badass who fought a space dragon, couldn't see that his twink brother had gone full demon despite being 2 feet from his face.

  • @TheSushiandme
    @TheSushiandme 2 роки тому +6

    Sanguinius is my Primarch.

  • @jozsefjuhasz4046
    @jozsefjuhasz4046 Рік тому +9

    Roboute Guilliman is my favourite. He has a functioning brain not like most of his brothers. :D

  • @treyminney6955
    @treyminney6955 12 днів тому

    Been playing Valheim for 2 months straight and knew the music sounded weird but thought I was imagining it 😂

  • @mcdoogle_robotman
    @mcdoogle_robotman Рік тому +4

    I AM ALPHARIUS.

  • @Ironfrenzy217
    @Ironfrenzy217 2 роки тому +1

    In terms of battle functionality Ferrus Manus, personality Vulkan.

  • @chrismarusic4277
    @chrismarusic4277 Рік тому

    Truthfully , it's so
    Deep,I don't know what the hell is going on. The style ,incredible artwork,amazing cgi and great music has captured my fascination.

  • @WebbR337
    @WebbR337 Рік тому +1

    Hi still relatively new to the Warhammer universe but I prefer the humanitarian/protector of the little guy mentality so I see myself as either being Salamander or Raven Guard. Personally Raven Guard because you just can't beat a better description than "Batman-Captain America with a little bit of The Crow mixed in there."

  • @flonkplonk1649
    @flonkplonk1649 Рік тому

    Lorgar did not just convert to Chaos, he started (with the twisted Erebus and his mentor ) the great heresy !

  • @alexiachimciuc3199
    @alexiachimciuc3199 Рік тому

    I imagine Nurgle and Tzeentch having a discussion... Nurgle's hand is reaching behind his head, a zipper sound is heard and before Tzeentch Alpharius appears!

  • @goransekulic3671
    @goransekulic3671 Рік тому +2

    I am going to disregard the playstyle of Chapters and simply admit: Roboute Guilliman is my favorite. What can i say, I guess I need at least a sliver of light. And Ultrasmurfs are, honestly, awesome. (I like the colors of iFists or Alpha the best though) (I also quite like Magnus the Red and 1000 Sons) (so: Loyalists: Ultra > iFist > Salamander ; Chaos: 1000 >= Alpha > KWE)
    Courage and Honor!

  • @JoseSanchez-vd9qz
    @JoseSanchez-vd9qz Рік тому +1

    Vulkan for his morality, sanguinius and fulgrim for their coolness

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 11 місяців тому

    After Ferrus' fight and decapitation by Fulgrim, Vulkan is now accepted to be head-and-shoulders the largest Primarch
    Unless Magnus feels like being big OR if Daemon Angron has to face Lionel Johnson.

  • @valorhammer7804
    @valorhammer7804 Рік тому +1

    0:31 I'd argue that Caliban was inspired primarily by judaic and biblical motives (the names of the most space marines in the early lore suggest that). The Old English/Arthurian veneer was added later, circa 2011-2012 with the publishing of Savage Weapons and The Lion (novella), where characters like Corswain were introduced and developed. This might have been caused by the change of DA writers from Scanlon and Lee to Gav Thorpe, or maybe Alan Bligh came up with an idea of a revamp after the first HH Dark Angel novels bombed.
    Whatever the reason may be, this adds an interesting eclectic twist to their culture, that's for sure.

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer Рік тому

    Recently I got back into 40k with the 10th edition rules coming out. I used to run generic Chaos Marines and Tyranids. The more I looked at lore the more I liked Lion and Magnus. More specifically I enjoyed Magnus's journey and that he really didn't think anything he was doing was wrong due to the influence of the Chaos Gods (namely Tzeentch) and then turning into a super demon because of it. Lion's Dark Angels are just interesting because they're so zealously honorable. They want to find and either kill the ones that aren't apart of their legion as they're supposed to be because they're traitors to them. Lion is kind of a bit more of a foil and guidepost for them instead of them running wild and going full Inquisition on people.

  • @maltheri9833
    @maltheri9833 Рік тому +2

    "Bootay Gulliman"

  • @mikedanielsapon5865
    @mikedanielsapon5865 Рік тому +1

    Upon learning about other primarch, I thought Ferrus Manus was actually good. But sad to see him get decapitated as if he wasn't able to fight fairly. On my list, I think Corax sits at first since he and I are not so different (in invisibility of course). Next is Sanguinius, an angelic figure that is literally badass during horus heresy and outplayed Angron. Still mad at how he was mutilated by Horus during their fight and how the Emperor wouldn't immediately take down Horus. Lastly is either Vulkan cuz he's such an emotional and loving primarch that would help others and gets constantly get revived. It's crazy how he is still missing to this day and assumingly Trazyn may have probably put him on a stasis. If not Vulkan, I'd say Rogal Dorn is my least favorite as to how this man defended the Palace during Horus Heresy.

  • @phillipjfry8497
    @phillipjfry8497 2 місяці тому

    Primarch 2 is a man who became so zealous that he would have been considered to put logar to shame due to his pious actions. Never turning to chaos, but bonding with magnus the red and his pysker abilities in order to better combat the demons of the void to better serve his father constant disobedience of dabbling in the eye of terror to test one's abilities while exposure to the warp of his chapter wasn't taken seriously. Corruption of his marines did slowly but surely begin to show obvious turning of behaviors. Friending banter turned to argument....comradery turned to competition and when it was forced upon him to eventually and personally kill all of the sons in his chapter. Each one told to be dismissed in original or alternate ways . All but 12 remained...it was said that a different space marine vocational purpose was born, but not as a chapter with a primarch whom was banished with his own crusade to fight and never stop till death or enemy take him. They would be reintroduced during the horus heresy as you know them as the grey knights. Why their number ironically 666, if this is a holy order to the imperium? To never forget that their holy brotherhood was crowned on the tarnished beginnings of their father, primarch and dead chapter brothers due to honorable intended demon fighting that will forever struggle throughout eons and till the end of time...unless the 4 lay banished at their silver feet

  • @amargwari2431
    @amargwari2431 Рік тому

    My favorite has got to be Lorgar, he just looks so cute, I think.

  • @stidy8315
    @stidy8315 Рік тому +1

    Angron is my favourite simply because everyone seems to hate him and I love rooting for the unpopular choice. Also I like Spartacus.

  • @sslelgamal5206
    @sslelgamal5206 Рік тому

    Didn't know John Michael Godier is into WH40K too 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👍👍
    Dude your voice so close to him in pitch!

  • @3556df44
    @3556df44 8 місяців тому

    6:41 Its important to clarify that Salamander skin tone is a feature of theirs that stems entirely from the conditions of the planet they live on. They Are not ‘Ethnically Black’ as their skin tone is described as charcoal as a result of their exposure to the conditions on the planet they are on. The image used to depict a salamander is more akin to an ethnic African American. Other Salamander pictures ive seen more accurately show a charcoal black skin colour as opposed to just a brown African American appearance which is completely incorrect.

  • @Chaos8282
    @Chaos8282 Рік тому +1

    Konrad Curze obviously. He doesn't get enough love even though he was a prophet that could see the future and pacified an entire world through fear via torture and mutilation. Also his legion, though traitor, has been kept mostly mutation and demon free throughout the millenia.

  • @viskgramm2653
    @viskgramm2653 Рік тому +1

    OUR FATHER CORVUS CORAX WILL RETURN AND WHEN THAT COMES WE WILL REJOICE IN HAPPINESS AND SLAUGHTER THE WORD BEARERS, TAINTING OUR BROTHERS GENE SEED

  • @Yumiyuri
    @Yumiyuri Рік тому

    Favorite's Rogal Dorn. I played Horus Heresy Legions and my favorite playstyle was the Imperial Fists. Also, the man himself is pretty hot, all things considered.

  • @vector6006
    @vector6006 Рік тому

    One quick correction: Horus remembered tbe 2nd and/or the eleventh before he turned traitor, as he was going to say their names before malcador used psychic power to shut him up

  • @aaronngui7938
    @aaronngui7938 Рік тому

    Man, those references to Batman got me but good 😂😂😂

  • @eyedam
    @eyedam Рік тому

    I like Leman. Dude and his dudes invented a way to get drunk for people who could not get drunk.

  • @haggardfalcone
    @haggardfalcone Рік тому +1

    Fulgrim is my favourite because he got done dirty by the writers and I am massively looking forward to the battle between chaos fulgrim and clone-grim when it finally happens. I like the thought of there being an opportunity to bring another primarch back into the fold.

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Рік тому

      "Imagine the unfulfilled glories we'd see to..." 😘

  • @asgads
    @asgads Рік тому

    corvax corus has a cool name, and mortarion has the best miniature

  • @mememaster8314
    @mememaster8314 4 місяці тому

    I like Fulgrim because he acts as a reflection of Sanguinius' natural perfection. Where Sanguinius was simply born "best of men" Fulgrim had to work to achieve the love of the people of chemos. He also conquered his planet without bloodshed.

  • @elementual
    @elementual Рік тому

    Love me some Rogal Dorn and Imperial Fists, the true defenders of Terra.

  • @caboosemd123
    @caboosemd123 2 роки тому +1

    Sanguinius is best boy. The Emperor's Hawk boy. Also Blood Angels are Spanish themed and I'm down for that.