Best comment. I've just wrote a seething email today. The price cap has gone up but gas wholesale prices haven't. So why are they raising prices. Answer. Just because they can.
He kind of looks like one of those late night porter guards from a hotel in a movie, reading a paper and not paying any attention. 📰 ☕️ I'd love that job lol.
I watched this one yesterday. I watched it again today and I’m literally dying laughing. 🤣Also, I heard your little chuckle near the end this time. You could not suppress it. Please continue to bring this comedy gold content !!!
The hi vis security guard left in a hurry because he could feel his sanity being drained away by the psychological battering you were subjecting him to. Great to see you were concerned about all the poor-sighted old people who might trip over your bike. You are a model citizen, Mr PA.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 Half of the bike is on private property to be fair. 🤣🤣 OMG, this is pure comedy gold yet again from PA. The security guard just couldn't cope with his own stupidity, and had to do the walk of shame just to finish it all of nicely. 🤣🤣🤣
Well, PA, that guy was at the back of the queue when the good lord was giving out grey matter. It's a shame that the first line of contact is not fit for purpose. You are correct that safety is important for pedestrians, and after pointing that out, he failed to listen. Makes a good video for the telly in the end and welldone for another gem.
Great video.👍⭐⭐⭐ Building was constructed around by Kier Construction for developer Goodman and leased to British Gas. Frank Shaw Associates were architects, posted an article with interior pics. The building was British Gas regional offices with 740 employees consolidated their 3 regional offices in 2013 and offered over 81k ft2 space. Kawneer installed the exterior finishes with article and pics available; Scott Brownrigg provided office fittings with a design article listing the products. British Gas sign removed between 2018-2020. Announcement in 2011 noted a 17 year lease. But no recent articles on the offices.
Who else plays Pure Audit bingo? 1. I've got my zoom camera 2. No, I'm not coming in, you think I'm coming in 3. No, I'm allowed 4. I'm excited, are you not excited? 5. I've come a long way 6. It's just a small one, it's wafer thin 7. Who are you then? 8. I'm just taking a video Love this guy.
I reckon you paid the wasp security to come out and give you some good argumentative content about the trespassing of your rear bicycle wheel 🤣🤣🤣 The irony of the "TV production" gag, is that UA-cam has now actually become the main stream television for a lot of us (well, me anyway!) Keep these comedy sketches coming P.A. 😎 This would have been an ideal situation for the tyre pump gag 😂
I'm sure a British person could easily become a British Gas security guard if they wanted the job. Are you saying they couldn't? Maybe I'm not sure of your actual point?
@EXCELLENTpoo - The government offers incentives to encourage qualified security guards to stay and work in the UK - so if a security guard is foreign they are helped to stay in the UK .
I always find it funny when they get petty about a bike being ‘on their property’… so what? It’s not hurting anything. Do you think when that security guard went home for dinner with his family, he proudly told them all how he protected the business from a dangerous bike??? 🤷♂️
Commented to early again need to watch it all first how long you going to be here half a day 😂 I’m sure they could squeeze this in before millionaire comes on 😂😂 love it great job again keep up the comedy
More foreign occupiers lording over the natives as always. It's wild when you see in these peoples cities all across Europe you have foreign occupiers of another peoples ancestral homeland complaining about foreign occupation of another peoples ancestral homeland. The absolute insanity blows my mind. This is why the native uprising in their country is absolutely morally necessary and should be supported by us in the rest of the world.
Security has to be so petty. He just didn’t want to let go of his authority and try to intimidate someone into bowing down and running. Didn’t work so tuck your tail and go back to your little security desk. Right on Pure Audits.
How apt the security guy entered the building through the disabled entrance. Beardie wants to know who you are but deliberately keeps his name badge hidden. He's gone!......in more ways than one.
Kondor elite dinghy security services, Uk oxford speaking division first responder at it again, fully trained in five days with his tax funded SIA badge, giving him the power and Authority of a twenty five year serving Navy seal and SAS officer.
This guy arguing about the bike being on private property is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen.
Propping the bike up against the 'CYCLIST STOP' sign is just the icing on the cake. Gave me a genuine lollers!
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They have solar panels because even they cannot afford their own prices!
Lol 👍🏻
Excellent 😂
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Best comment. I've just wrote a seething email today. The price cap has gone up but gas wholesale prices haven't. So why are they raising prices. Answer. Just because they can.
The bike scene was pure class PA, and he lost, well done for standing your ground 👍
The one wearing Denis Norden's glasses has to be the least security-guardy-looking security guard I have ever seen.
He kind of looks like one of those late night porter guards from a hotel in a movie, reading a paper and not paying any attention. 📰 ☕️ I'd love that job lol.
Auditing is becoming more and more important for us to support....and you do it so well, love your 'innocent' and funny approach.
Your distraction method of answering questions is first rate.
And the tone. They think hes thick and he absolutely is sooooooo clever. 😂😂❤
Won the battle of the bike,😂,he just gives up.👍
Love it '' I've got some wasp spray''. You're distraction technique is second to non. Playing em like a fiddle.
This is 20 times better than anything that passes for entertainment on a saturday night Mr Pure !
I love these clockwork security guards . You wind them up so easily.
25 year jail sentence for parking a bicycle on private property
Don't give Stoma ideas.
@@petercornish9903lol are you supporting rioting. Lol lol lol. Must be.
British Gas takes millions off us but worry about a bike on the parameter of their land.
@patrickdaly2121. That would be perimeter, sir. 😉
Or even the perimeter of it....
@@JohnSmith-pl2bk I just looked it up, fascinating. Ok, slight exaggeration. 😸
“Get my zoooooooom camera” you make it sound like they’ve just been invented 😂 watch out for the red lines! TV show… priceless 😂
I watched this one yesterday. I watched it again today and I’m literally dying laughing. 🤣Also, I heard your little chuckle near the end this time. You could not suppress it. Please continue to bring this comedy gold content !!!
Keep exploiting the idiocy of these people. Great job.
Thank you 👍
All boiled down to a bike wheel on the property, oh boy, these people.
I’d love to have a pint with Pure Audits He cracks me up Love his sense of humour 😂
🤣🤣🤣I can't get enough of you,after a long work day I'm chillin watching you and your antics and laughing my butt off ty xx
🤣🤣🤣 Thank you
Pure comedy sketch show! 😂😂 I would watch you on a Saturday night 😂😂
How dare you put half of your bike on private property! Outrageous!!!
I am tuning in to Pure Audits on T.V on Saturday Night. 🏆
Thank you 👍
@@PureAuditsthousands of people covered in Cheeto dust enjoy this show ( and I'm one of them )
@@gitmoholliday5764 🙋♂️ 👍🏻
@@gitmoholliday5764 We have wotsits.
Very secure now that you have moved your bike a whole wheel.
Bloke was a cycle-path.
@@davidsmith5523 🤦🏻♂️ lol
NO! You must move your bike 2 meters JUST as I order! I was laughing so hard at him trying to reason as to why it mattered.
‘Are you scared of wasps?’ 😂
"One wheel in and one wheel out.... you do the hokey cokey and turn around and thats what its all about 😂😂😂
Love it thanks PA “ don’t you like the bike 😂”👍
The hi vis security guard left in a hurry because he could feel his sanity being drained away by the psychological battering you were subjecting him to. Great to see you were concerned about all the poor-sighted old people who might trip over your bike. You are a model citizen, Mr PA.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sweet Jesus the comedy of that was top tier 🤣🤣 eyesight determination.. love your bike star of the show 😆 he had no clue 👌
🤣🤣 Half of the bike is on private property to be fair. 🤣🤣 OMG, this is pure comedy gold yet again from PA. The security guard just couldn't cope with his own stupidity, and had to do the walk of shame just to finish it all of nicely. 🤣🤣🤣
Jobsworth, Jobsworth, it's more than my job's worth.
There is a wasp on your back hahahaha... Good job hilarious...
Well, PA, that guy was at the back of the queue when the good lord was giving out grey matter. It's a shame that the first line of contact is not fit for purpose. You are correct that safety is important for pedestrians, and after pointing that out, he failed to listen. Makes a good video for the telly in the end and welldone for another gem.
Thank you 👍
Great video.👍⭐⭐⭐
Building was constructed around by Kier Construction for developer Goodman and leased to British Gas. Frank Shaw Associates were architects, posted an article with interior pics. The building was British Gas regional offices with 740 employees consolidated their 3 regional offices in 2013 and offered over 81k ft2 space. Kawneer installed the exterior finishes with article and pics available; Scott Brownrigg provided office fittings with a design article listing the products. British Gas sign removed between 2018-2020. Announcement in 2011 noted a 17 year lease. But no recent articles on the offices.
State of this country now! In every single one of the these audits no matter what channel its on there is a foreign accent of some sort!
Good thing you said "TV" and not social media to the old guy. He wouldn't know what social media is, let alone the internet.
Who else plays Pure Audit bingo?
1. I've got my zoom camera
2. No, I'm not coming in, you think I'm coming in
3. No, I'm allowed
4. I'm excited, are you not excited?
5. I've come a long way
6. It's just a small one, it's wafer thin
7. Who are you then?
8. I'm just taking a video
Love this guy.
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WOW! What a nitpicker of a security guard.
Might not make Saturday night TV 😂
You should be on TV 😂👏🏼
you're not in a flight restriction zone...... but you are in a bike restriction zone ! *wink
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"You need to listen to me. A lot of elderly people, their eyesight starts to deterioate. Where are you going??"
Very foolish to ever give these people any amount of power/authority.
Security guards?
@@davidsmith5523 nice try, but fail.
@@user-um1xt3kh I see thr same behaviour regardless of origin.
Keep up the great work of showing how entitled and silly these people are ❤
The old fella was like Captain Mainwearing with hair
Come for the audits, stay for the hilarity!
Security guard: Your bicycle is leaning by 15 degrees in to private property. Not allowed!
Omg you crack me up!😂😂😂 Love your videos ❤ you do the best audits 👍
Thanks 👍
Mate you need to make a short of that bee on his shoulder, belter 😂😂
Obsession with invisible boundaries lol
They have all the solar panels on the roof because they know energy prices will soon be going thru the roof .
I reckon you paid the wasp security to come out and give you some good argumentative content about the trespassing of your rear bicycle wheel 🤣🤣🤣
The irony of the "TV production" gag, is that UA-cam has now actually become the main stream television for a lot of us (well, me anyway!) Keep these comedy sketches coming P.A. 😎
This would have been an ideal situation for the tyre pump gag 😂
Thank you 👍
I thought a dry pond was just a hole.
Legally it's a ditch, but you can apply to have it upgraded to a hole (or if you have the money, an opening).
😂@@davelordy
That security guard's mind is a dry pond.
Proof that security guards are a complete waste of space. Throwing a hissy fit over your bike. Pathetic.
I think the security clown should stop being a tool and sue the bike
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14:52 _Looks at watch '...about half a day'._ 🤣
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@@malindleythat was the golden moment 😂
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How long will you be here? (Looks at watch) "About half a day" 🤣
"I'm doing a tv show" classic!
ON YER BIKE SECURITY.
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“It may not get on Saturday night tv.” 😂🤣
Where’s all the English workers are they all down the pub on benefits..?
Ooh we have a new PA bingo item, TV show 😂 zoom camera, wafer thin, come a long way on my bike etc etc
I see British gas does not employ British security guards
Nowhere seems to employ natives in their country.
Mexican hotels are full of Mexicans😂🤣
Irregular gas-bags
I'm sure a British person could easily become a British Gas security guard if they wanted the job. Are you saying they couldn't? Maybe I'm not sure of your actual point?
@EXCELLENTpoo - The government offers incentives to encourage qualified security guards to stay and work in the UK - so if a security guard is foreign they are helped to stay in the UK .
I always find it funny when they get petty about a bike being ‘on their property’… so what? It’s not hurting anything.
Do you think when that security guard went home for dinner with his family, he proudly told them all how he protected the business from a dangerous bike??? 🤷♂️
What a sad state of affairs this land has become.
“About half a day” 😂
"I've got some detector it sprays a wasp" lol!
Don't know why he was bothered about the bike... those wheels are wafer-thin.
His face when you brought the drone down 😂
Bewildered
you were not riding your bike, and he couldn't see you were riding him hahaha
I think he could have been 'more accommodating, over your bike. But that aside you did well to access this kind of establishment! Great content PA😊
Thankyou. & yes you did well here!
"Half a day" omg haha
😂😂😂 You wind them up so much 😂😂😂
Commented to early again need to watch it all first how long you going to be here half a day 😂 I’m sure they could squeeze this in before millionaire comes on 😂😂 love it great job again keep up the comedy
Thank you 🤣🤣🤣
How pathetic! Does he not realise how silly he looks hahaha. "Don't you like my bike?" Great work as always mate
Thank you 👍
"Thats still our property"
"...WHY?"
0:10 your bike is on private property? Of course it's a private bike😂
15:17 Imagine being so petty that you actually do a property line dance 🪩 🕺🏻 🫤😬🫣
this is what companies get when they hire badly trained guards... cheaper probably?
"Now my video may not reach Saturday Night on TV." This would definitely be better than the crap we have to watch on Saturday Night!
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Why are all our security people speak with a foreign accent 😅😅
Why do you post in a foreign accent?
😂
Are your saying that they stole your job?
Definitely.
Why do you think?
More foreign occupiers lording over the natives as always. It's wild when you see in these peoples cities all across Europe you have foreign occupiers of another peoples ancestral homeland complaining about foreign occupation of another peoples ancestral homeland. The absolute insanity blows my mind. This is why the native uprising in their country is absolutely morally necessary and should be supported by us in the rest of the world.
Racist
@@EXCELLENTpoo tw#t
Excellent turd fod
@@EXCELLENTpoo Speech nazi.
Don’t you like the bike😂😂 this is the funniest you tuber
I love this guy should be more videos
Usually Monday, Wednesday and Friday. That's plenty. @@KevinCodd
Security has to be so petty. He just didn’t want to let go of his authority and try to intimidate someone into bowing down and running. Didn’t work so tuck your tail and go back to your little security desk.
Right on Pure Audits.
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝He’s on your shoulder 😂😂😂😂😂
Not sure who was the biggest idiot, the first or second security guard. No definitely the second one.
You need the Bike Parking App.
You are by far the best out there
Thank you 🙏
Pathetic going on about a bike and he needs to worry about real criminals
I'm SIA Licenced can't get a job I trained for cus all the none British are given the work.😡😡😡
British gas can probably run that building just on their billed service charge ....
You need to tell him you got an App . 😊😊😊😊
Someone should tell him that British Gas is a Public company not a private one!😊
Security, not only foreign, but rather aged too. In a raid on the meter, what good is he going to be, bless he could hardly walk.
He looked like an escapee from the Kremlin.
The rude security man I think his name is Mr Therm thank you for another very interesting video.
He would be easily over powered
How apt the security guy entered the building through the disabled entrance. Beardie wants to know who you are but deliberately keeps his name badge hidden. He's gone!......in more ways than one.
ahaha I laugh so hard at these when he gets into arguments like this. So effing funny.
As he walked off could've shouted "on your bike" 😄🤣😂 missed a trick there!
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"What is your name" says the man hiding his SIA identity card.
Kondor elite dinghy security services, Uk oxford speaking division first responder at it again, fully trained in five days with his tax funded SIA badge, giving him the power and Authority of a twenty five year serving Navy seal and SAS officer.