@@Ken-dr9gu With his hands gloved and the soap safely on its chain, he prowls the toilets to sniff out any wrongdoing, for he, and only he, is known as Master Toilet Guard, the master of all toilets.
Unfortunately they probably are as it means cheaper insurance for them which is a far bigger saving than it is to throw peanuts at the usual monkeys (stupid people) that do this job. I'm one of the good monkeys that do security and it really is embarrassing for those like me. But saying that judging by the amount of these videos, I must be among the best trained security guards in the country which is something I guess 👀🤷♂️🤣
O dear the usual rubbish lets make a law up as we go along. They nearly all chant the same, When instructed are they given A BOOK OF LIES and how to chant them ad norsium
😂😂When 'You can't' changes into 'Why?' it's already an admission of defeat. Poor Corporal Company - as much idea about drone law as about diet and so protective of toilets. Beautiful deadly innocence and lovely footage as always PA, I'm so glad you've got an app, thank you again!
Pure Audits Comedy Gold! Thankyou! I''m giggling my head off 😂😂😂 Then comes the serene music and i'm flying my drone happily no matter what security says. Fantastic 😀 "I think everyone was alright about in the end". Love this 😛
PA sir, I love and fall down laughing so hard, when you say I'm excited arnt you? And their fuming cause of your presence, I love your style, it's unique, brilliant narrating your content to us, THANK YOU SIR WITH HUGE RESPECT TO YOU PA AUDITS
Seems the Securitas training is telling staff lies. Or....the staff haven't listened properly to the bit about filming from public land! Private land/business is not private, unless its hidden.
Oxford Business Park used to be long factory buildings of the Morris automotive works dating to 1914 onwards. The factories were originally at the business park and expanded east to the railway by WW2 with the modern BMW Plant Oxford across the A4142. Prior to a 1914 factory, the land was a Brigade Depot No 43 with barracks, hospital and drill grounds west of the Wiley site (behind PA). Great video, wonder if the glass top floor may a conference room/canteen like at SSCL data centre PA visited at Duffryn, Newport, Wales (could check Oxford planning for any floor plans published). 👍⭐⭐⭐
Securitas is a lot like Universal, little to no training, and they don't bother keeping their employees up to date on photography or drone laws. They obviously don't care if their guards look stupid on social media.
Securitas actually have a training video on how to deal with auditors, basically if on public land leave them alone , be polite at all times. It’s up to the guard to watch the video or not ,
Dont dare retire from doing this. Watched you since you started. Always funny, and also important side regarding flexing public rights, especially in these authoritarian times
Without question those skills you acquired over a very long career will be gold for these vids and a nightmare for those who go hands on 💪 love your style my friend thankyou 🙏
Imagine growing up in the UK, for decades you've seen people taking plenty of photographs of all sorts of things. You've seen plenty of photos. And then one day out of the blue you think "hang on! That thing that I've been seeing people do for my entire life must actually be illegal!" It's so odd.
With his extensive legal knowledge, he should be much higher up the management table than just a Security guard. What is it they have to protect? Glad you took his advice and did not fly, not even for a minute. lol
Who was it that said - "never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience" what a bellend he is. Great video - keep up the good work
He's brilliant, plays dumb and draws them in , they think they can dazzle him with bulldust , then off they shuffle defeated. Just like Colombo used to do.
So security think it appropriate to call the police when someone ignores company policy. So he seems to think that company policy is above the law. Confirmed when he says that he doesn't care about the law. To him company policy is the law. If he engaged his brain and thought about the legality of company procedures then he would realise he opens himself up to a potential charge of wasting police time and perverting the course of justice.
I think when you say "I'll just be out here doing a video" what they are hearing is more like "I have an appointment to do a video of the company and I'll just wait out here until you can call my contact to come out"
Im gonna fone the police on you............ Mr bully beef security was so sure he knew laws and rules and could order you about. He clearly works the doors on crappy cheap nightclubs the way he was standing trying to impose his made-up rules on you. Funny as love the can I use your toilet line. Brilliant 👏 👏 👏.
Section 62 of the Copyright Design and Patents Act 1988 gives permission to film and photograph any building. Specifically over copyright issues which is the only legal thing a company can use to stop the use of a camera. So they can't stop filming and photography of anything visible from a public place.
“We are trained in drone filming” I call bullshit on that lol…
He's not even trained in having hair
@@peterhemmings2929 - Haha
@@peterhemmings2929😂😂
That poor old Guy must have been asleep the day they did the Drone Training.
The Drone must be flying around inside his head,,,🤣👍🏴
It amazes me of how sure they are of laws that don't exist
Yeah. If he still has the receipt for his "training," he should ask for a refund!
I think they just say any ol cr**. Anything that might stop the person from filming.
@@Enforshe’s probably watched a half hour video and now thinks he knows it all.
But you MUST arrest him, he's got a ZOOM CAMERA!
They really believe the nonsense they spout 😂😂
I thought he was about to say Securitas are educated on UK Drone Laws and there's no Problem .. the exact opposite 😂😂
Dim as ditch water
Rather like Nigel Fromage!
@@nigelfarley814 😉✔
I love how confident he was in his lack of knowledge. Another good video PA.
Thank you 👍
I love how the security guard said "I have got work to do" and then eventually walks away from his job!
We always enjoy how you talk these people around in circles. It drives them crazy. You are the best auditor on UA-cam.
Thank you 👍
@@PureAuditsLove your channel... I really like how you play a little coy... gets me every time! 🤣
Yes PA is the master of confusion 😂
The security goon said it all: "We don't care about the law", but then threatens to call police.
Yea what an utter jerk
Brilliant
Thats the kind of intelligence, or rather lack of, that they have.
Pure is so comically adept at showing up the foolish! Keep at it!
he plays then like a puppet on a string
You need a t shirt saying “I’ve got an app!” lol
A great shout.
The expectation in PA's voice when he says "I've got an app" and their response to it, is something that will stay with me. Modern art
And on the back: "I'm not comin' in"
Or "I'm staying here, I'm not going up with it"
I really admire the way you pour the petrol so elegantly onto the bonfire.
Uncle Fester, legal scholar, drone expert, security specialist and master of the skies . . . no one gets passed Uncle Fester.
You forgot his Most important job, Master Toilet Guard. l.o.l
@@Ken-dr9gu With his hands gloved and the soap safely on its chain, he prowls the toilets to sniff out any wrongdoing, for he, and only he, is known as Master Toilet Guard, the master of all toilets.
@@davelordy, 😂 🚾👮♂️
😂 *past Uncle Fester...just saying Dave
davelordy, your comment is gonna break the net. LMAO.
How stupid are these security guards.....bet their employers are so pleased to have given them a job.
Unfortunately they probably are as it means cheaper insurance for them which is a far bigger saving than it is to throw peanuts at the usual monkeys (stupid people) that do this job. I'm one of the good monkeys that do security and it really is embarrassing for those like me. But saying that judging by the amount of these videos, I must be among the best trained security guards in the country which is something I guess 👀🤷♂️🤣
Yet more security guards that don't know the laws,if he had known he would have told the facilities manager to shut up
More Engliish security guards!
O dear the usual rubbish lets make a law up as we go along.
They nearly all chant the same, When instructed are they given A BOOK OF LIES and how to chant them ad norsium
Norman Wisdom with a camera.
That’s a compliment 👍
Frank Spencer 😂
@@GG-jw8ptOoh Betty.
Ooh Betty. @GG-jw8pt
@@GG-jw8pt ooh betty
Threatening to call the Police is not very polite .. but at least he knows UA-cam and what an App is
Imagine if people know the security guard who go on UA-cam he'll be the laughing stock of their jokes.great video.
You have undermined this man’s authority. It’s just not fair. What’s he going to do now? 😢.
@Alipalibach. It's back to the toilets for a quick shuffle. 😉
😂😂When 'You can't' changes into 'Why?' it's already an admission of defeat.
Poor Corporal Company - as much idea about drone law as about diet and so protective of toilets.
Beautiful deadly innocence and lovely footage as always PA, I'm so glad you've got an app, thank you again!
He could have at least let you charge up your drone nettery lol
Brilliant 👍🏾👍🏿👍😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pure Audits Comedy Gold! Thankyou! I''m giggling my head off 😂😂😂
Then comes the serene music and i'm flying my drone happily no matter what security says. Fantastic 😀
"I think everyone was alright about in the end". Love this 😛
Thank you 👍
They are drone trained lol and the computer says nooooooo. I love this auditor.
PA sir, I love and fall down laughing so hard, when you say I'm excited arnt you? And their fuming cause of your presence, I love your style, it's unique, brilliant narrating your content to us, THANK YOU SIR WITH HUGE RESPECT TO YOU PA AUDITS
Seems the Securitas training is telling staff lies. Or....the staff haven't listened properly to the bit about filming from public land! Private land/business is not private, unless its hidden.
Oxford Business Park used to be long factory buildings of the Morris automotive works dating to 1914 onwards. The factories were originally at the business park and expanded east to the railway by WW2 with the modern BMW Plant Oxford across the A4142. Prior to a 1914 factory, the land was a Brigade Depot No 43 with barracks, hospital and drill grounds west of the Wiley site (behind PA). Great video, wonder if the glass top floor may a conference room/canteen like at SSCL data centre PA visited at Duffryn, Newport, Wales (could check Oxford planning for any floor plans published). 👍⭐⭐⭐
Thank you 👍
Always go back and say ''done it, no police''
Playing the gormless bloke draws em in every time! Priceless
This is fast becoming my fav auditor....I'm dying for a wee 🤣
Excellent, the toilet gag, have been waiting weeks for that one!!! Thanks PA 👍
Just another baffoon Security Guard. Had to admire the landscaping. PA always a gentleman.🌹
Just love your style crack’s me up how you wind the bell ends up keep it going 😅
Thank you!! 😁
We're trained, not very well but we're trained 😂.
Playing him like a trout.
😅😂🤣
I look forward to the day they say no and you just stand there and pee in the bush 🤣😂🤣❤️🇬🇧
Absolutely brilliant mate. Hats off to you 👍
Trained to make it up as they go along, totally clueless.
And there we have how a true professional makes an idiot of himself!
Not at all a professional !
Bro you really are class. Well done. The people apreciate you 👍🏼
Thank you 👍
By far the most dopy auditor about. Too funny this guy😂😂😂
The Frank Spencer of auditors 😂
It amazes me how PA is able to stay in character ! Haha
And the most intelligent....the Patrick Troughton of auditors running rings around and always 10 steps ahead of ignorant authority 😂
He’s the best
It’s dopey not dopy.
Oh dear, you really milked that guy😂 I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face 🤪
"I've come along way on my bike", just brillers!!
Securitas is a lot like Universal, little to no training, and they don't bother keeping their employees up to date on photography or drone laws. They obviously don't care if their guards look stupid on social media.
Securitas actually have a training video on how to deal with auditors, basically if on public land leave them alone , be polite at all times. It’s up to the guard to watch the video or not ,
Brilliant again buddy. Loved it. 👍👍👍👍
Thanks 👍
@@PureAudits Your always welcome buddy.
👍👍
Yet more comedy gold from the master, with a little help from the self-important dunces.
I love the way you say "I think everyone was alright about it in the end"
When in fact he was off to call the police on you.
Well done PA yet again 👍
👍👍👍
"Can I use your toilet? I'm dying!" 😀😀😀
“Do you know what an app is”..?.
“I know you’re not young” 🤣🤣
Harsh, PA 🤣🤣
So confident, so self assured, so inflexible and so very very wrong.
Dont dare retire from doing this. Watched you since you started. Always funny, and also important side regarding flexing public rights, especially in these authoritarian times
Thank you 👍
I really dont understand why companies think they can tell people not to film their building when they have cameras pointing into public areas.
That Guard was a right 'Securit-ass' 😂
I am trained in drone filming and my other job is a brain surgeon! 🤣
Why did white shirt man keep walking in circles
Because he’s a whirling dervish….
Omg . The crap that he spat out, you can't video building or fly a drone had me in stitches
That security man certainly has a vivid imagination.
Use OUR toilet??? NOT ALLOWED!! 🤣 😂 😔 😳 😵💫 🤔
"i'm dying for a wee." another fabulous video.
So many people out there who think they have some sort of authority and yet fail dismally when trying to enforce it.. Muppets.
There was literally 0 confidence in that mans speech.
he was fumbling so hard trying to get his words together 😂
We need more of the metal detector 😅
"I'm dying for a wee" 😂😂😂
I like the bit where it looked like you were negotiating a drone fly time!
Without question those skills you acquired over a very long career will be gold for these vids and a nightmare for those who go hands on 💪 love your style my friend thankyou 🙏
Thank you 🤣
Was he practicing his ballroom dance moves while telling you “not allowed “ … 😂😂😂
Love how the security goon thinks the police is going to stop the drone. 😅😅😅😅😅
“Little TV show” lol…
Imagine growing up in the UK, for decades you've seen people taking plenty of photographs of all sorts of things. You've seen plenty of photos. And then one day out of the blue you think "hang on! That thing that I've been seeing people do for my entire life must actually be illegal!"
It's so odd.
Good old Baldy..legend in his own underpants, when he is really as thick as shit.
With his extensive legal knowledge, he should be much higher up the management table than just a Security guard. What is it they have to protect? Glad you took his advice and did not fly, not even for a minute. lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seems like they need to review their 'drone training' - cheers from the outback 🦘🦘🦘
Thanks for watching 👍
Poor old grandad knows nowt, back to the home pops.
awesome lol 🥰
“We are trained in drone filming” and then goes on to prove he's clueless.
Who was it that said - "never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience" what a bellend he is. Great video - keep up the good work
I love this channel. well done PA 👍
He's brilliant, plays dumb and draws them in , they think they can dazzle him with bulldust , then off they shuffle defeated.
Just like Colombo used to do.
Thank you 👍
You make my day, when you ask them if you can use their toilet 😂
Displaying utter incompetence with so much confidence. Always fun.
He doesn't want me to use the toilet either ...😂
I’m dying….i need to have a wee……🤣🤣🤣. OMG I’m dying with laughter! He’s the best with the one liners that go right over these security guard’s heads!😂
Thank you 👍
@@PureAudits Thank you...subtle, considered and humourous...the "it's exciting isn't it" kills me every time 😂
They really don't want to be filmed. Hilarious.
He clearly wasn’t paying attention on the drone segment of his training. Needs to be made to re-sit it.😊
🤣🤣🤣
Another great video mate
I'd honestly love to know what you look like mate 😂😂😂 just to be able to match the personality with a face lol
He just couldn't help himself 😂😂😂
I love it when you say I just want to film a little video haha 🤣😂
Security has been trained in drone filming....
Needs a new trainer literally 😂😂😂
Its called blinding people with Bull 🐂 💩😂 , he knows all about Drones so his instinct is to 'call the police ' 😂
The Fan on the roof are either Air con condensers or water chillers you didn't go close enough for me to see
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So security think it appropriate to call the police when someone ignores company policy. So he seems to think that company policy is above the law. Confirmed when he says that he doesn't care about the law. To him company policy is the law. If he engaged his brain and thought about the legality of company procedures then he would realise he opens himself up to a potential charge of wasting police time and perverting the course of justice.
“Little tv show” 😂😂😂
Fully trained in droning on.
I need a wee,😂😂😂 you are such a windup.
Love the way you lead him in talking more crap and watch him revel in his own stupidity 😅 .👊
You have me in stitches with your dopey act 😂😂😂
I think when you say "I'll just be out here doing a video" what they are hearing is more like "I have an appointment to do a video of the company and I'll just wait out here until you can call my contact to come out"
No, No. Absolutely No. No way, Nope, cannot, never, we will call the police 👮 we say No, you cannot, 😂😂😂
Superb wind up PA.
👍
Glad I found your channel sir 😊
I've started to find some of the other Auditors a bit too confrontational and angry. You strike the perfect balance 😊
Thank you 🙏 and thanks for watching me 😀
Im gonna fone the police on you............ Mr bully beef security was so sure he knew laws and rules and could order you about. He clearly works the doors on crappy cheap nightclubs the way he was standing trying to impose his made-up rules on you. Funny as love the can I use your toilet line. Brilliant 👏 👏 👏.
I’m dying too 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Fantastic video pal 👍
Thanks 👍
They are so confident in what there saying its frightening . There even trained to stop drones and filming. Kin goons
Funny how they say NO NO NO but the drone still goes up. 👍
Section 62 of the Copyright Design and Patents Act 1988 gives permission to film and photograph any building. Specifically over copyright issues which is the only legal thing a company can use to stop the use of a camera. So they can't stop filming and photography of anything visible from a public place.
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