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  • Опубліковано 10 жов 2024
  • Today I visited a company in Reading called Three. I met the Building security officers and also the Estate security officers!

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  • @grantmason740
    @grantmason740 20 днів тому +53

    Alleged Property Manager stood in front of a Reading Borough Council bus stop, telling a member of the public there is no public access. Genius.

  • @MrSlipstreem
    @MrSlipstreem 20 днів тому +57

    I don't know how you can keep it going so long without cracking up. Excellent work! 😂

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 20 днів тому +179

    You have the skill of baffling people down to a fine art . Brilliant

    • @h6yt88gg
      @h6yt88gg 20 днів тому +7

      Did he use their toilet?

    • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
      @PhilBurns-oc2vg 19 днів тому

      @@h6yt88gg not without an appointment

    • @troyobrien4844
      @troyobrien4844 12 днів тому

      “Do you know if you didn’t come out I’d be done by now” Solid

  • @Antipope23
    @Antipope23 20 днів тому +84

    “I’m front of house”
    “That means you do coffee then?”
    Brilliant! Thanks again Mr PA for another entertaining video…

  • @blade9297
    @blade9297 20 днів тому +66

    "you think I'm coming in!" cracks me up every time 😆😆.. Keep up the good work.

    • @bpc610
      @bpc610 20 днів тому

      $$$
      Or €€€ or £££ as may be

  • @Sylvia-Storm
    @Sylvia-Storm 20 днів тому +36

    First man was very professional, last man was full of himself. That’s a public road.

    • @paulgarrood120
      @paulgarrood120 20 днів тому +8

      As he was talking crap, a bus went past 😀😀

  • @annclark7015
    @annclark7015 20 днів тому +64

    BLODDY brilliant again young man, I’m going to hell for laughing 😂

  • @unitedbrit244
    @unitedbrit244 20 днів тому +25

    In all fairness that’s the quickest I’ve ever seen a 3 employee respond to a member of the public.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 19 днів тому +1

      He’s talking like he’s only got 1 minute of inclusive minutes left 😊

  • @PhilJordan-y3m
    @PhilJordan-y3m 20 днів тому +75

    Thankyou mr P for your unique style of facilitating these people making fools of themselves I bet security needed a lay down after this😅

  • @hariowen3840
    @hariowen3840 20 днів тому +20

    You twisted his knickers to absolute strangulation mode. 🤣

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 20 днів тому

      😂😂

  • @grahamh6988
    @grahamh6988 20 днів тому +77

    "You're not entitled to fly that drone ON private property"....says toffy nosed park manager. Good job he didn't. He didn't fly it on any property, it was in CAA controlled airspace. The subject of trespass is a separate matter, which has nothing to do with the drone. If there's no problem taking photos, there is even less problem with a drone!

    • @scotttchviski6706
      @scotttchviski6706 20 днів тому +3

      From the CAA - Drones and remotely piloted aircraft should be flown at a height over the property of another person which is ‘reasonable’ in all circumstances. Failure to do so could amount to trespass if the flight interferes with another person’s ordinary use and enjoyment of land and the structures upon it.

    • @GampyBamblor
      @GampyBamblor 18 днів тому

      Caa airspace is over 500 to 1000 feet as civil aviation act that they set.....the land owner owns the first 500 to 1000 feet (depending on area) of airspace above their land as written in the act and used in court before....therefore the direct land owner would be able to tresspass an item out of their airspace should it be under the 500 or 1000 feet set by the caa

  • @RonaldRaygun53
    @RonaldRaygun53 20 днів тому +33

    That security guard will probably need counselling after this encounter with PA 🤣🤣🤣

    • @S....
      @S.... 18 днів тому +1

      Training. They all need training, not counseling.

  • @barrywest2170
    @barrywest2170 20 днів тому +16

    You sir are an absolute master in the art of winding people up and in the process creating the conditions for us to split our sides in uncontrollable laughter Keep up the good work 👍👍🏿👍🏾😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davelordy
    @davelordy 20 днів тому +21

    That park manager is hilarious, a perfect example of demeaning, patronising, passive aggressive middle management 😂🤣

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 20 днів тому +3

      🤣With such intellectual insecurity just beneath the surface that he's constantly fighting off impending hysteria.

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 20 днів тому +15

    Brilliant, just brilliant, that bloke is so full of himself you didn't really need to try that hard.

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 20 днів тому +23

    “ I’ve got my zoom camera “ it’s now a catch phrase like Ricky Gervais in extras “you’re having a laugh “. Brilliant….. the last bit when they drove off in the golf buggy was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  20 днів тому +4

      👍👍👍

    • @garydevlin8178
      @garydevlin8178 20 днів тому +3

      @@Guccit865 either that, and or ‘aw, it’s just a little drone…’ 😆

  • @slideonproductions9886
    @slideonproductions9886 20 днів тому +14

    A masterpiece PA, I'm rollin' about the sofa nearly wettin' meself. That poor man needed a Valium after that.

  • @seanit71
    @seanit71 20 днів тому +5

    The shot of the golf cart driving off is one of the funniest things I have seen on any audit.

  • @loucolman
    @loucolman 19 днів тому +3

    ‘Please don’t do it again’. It’s straight to bed with no tea for you! 😂

  • @jonnyspence7995
    @jonnyspence7995 20 днів тому +14

    I just love how all these security guards come out all confident and cocky and tell you your not allowed but once they have spoken to you they go back in all baffled and stressed 😂😂😂

  • @RunPJs
    @RunPJs 20 днів тому +17

    Have to be fair...that first security guy was very patient....and completely got caught up in themerry-go-round

  • @alexanderjsdowding
    @alexanderjsdowding 20 днів тому +5

    “And turn around and he’s gone too!” HAHAHAHA that was the funniest line 😹

  • @iankingart
    @iankingart 20 днів тому +43

    Well, I was planning on visiting the pub tonight, but I guess I’ll have to ring the landlord up now and ask him to send me an invitation before I go.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 19 днів тому

      Unless you’re going there to do business, presumably in his khazi, that’s ok, “it’s a Process” 😊

    • @stuartgmk
      @stuartgmk 17 днів тому

      ​@@realPromotememedia😅😅😅

  • @thepowerfox2867
    @thepowerfox2867 20 днів тому +10

    You are absolutely brilliant. Thank you for the laughing.

  • @maunsell24
    @maunsell24 19 днів тому +4

    When they ask "can I take your name" say "why, what's wrong with the one you've got?" Or, "what for: to facilitate identity theft?"

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 20 днів тому +30

    We live in a permission mad world. Everyone thinks they’ve important when they’re not.

    • @davecarter2508
      @davecarter2508 20 днів тому +5

      Did you get permission to say that? 😛

    • @glynnsmith4560
      @glynnsmith4560 20 днів тому +2

      @@davecarter2508 you're not allowed to ask him questions without a permit that only he can authorize but if you come back on Monday you may get a licence for the day.. by the way, no breathing out, in case you had onions.

    • @davecarter2508
      @davecarter2508 19 днів тому

      @@glynnsmith4560 I have that permit, but I cant show you it, you know why of course if you have ever seen one before, the permit has that clause on it that it must only be shown to those that know the secret code. So unless you have the code I cant show you the permit, unless you have the code ignoring permit with its special code of course. :-P

  • @leeoliver7151
    @leeoliver7151 20 днів тому +15

    It’s like reeling in a marlin long and drawn out with plenty of twists and turns. And you always catch your man 💪

  • @JulieHurney
    @JulieHurney 20 днів тому +21

    Your opening conversation when the first security man came swiftly out..." What's happened" 😅😅
    I must say he was very polite and patient with you until he could take no more and his voice started to get higher 😅
    Then comes along Mr Corduroy trousers and his sidekick "Don't do it again!" The back view of them sat side by side in that buggy!😅
    Great video! ❤

  • @tapiocding
    @tapiocding 20 днів тому +16

    The story about your ”friend” writing down number plates of parked cars was brilliant 😂😂

  • @JamesBrown-lc4fw
    @JamesBrown-lc4fw 20 днів тому +50

    Driving a buggy on a public road without a number plate 😂😂😂

    • @BuzzQuick-s5j
      @BuzzQuick-s5j 20 днів тому +10

      @@JamesBrown-lc4fw I thought that too. They have to comply with everything that a road user does. He needs reporting with his attitude.😂

    • @7Lace77
      @7Lace77 20 днів тому +3

      Maybe they're allowed in that little side lane? 🤔 They weren't very nice tho, trying to dictate and enforce their fake rules. 😾

    • @araptorofnote5938
      @araptorofnote5938 20 днів тому +4

      As well as on a public footpath.

    • @andyalder7910
      @andyalder7910 20 днів тому

      They do own the road.Whilst the public may use it in compliance with road traffic act the land owner can do whatever they like on it.

  • @foxbyday4300
    @foxbyday4300 20 днів тому +15

    Its exciting !! Brilliant !

  • @willadams6217
    @willadams6217 20 днів тому +8

    I often think auditors could use this line:
    Because it's open to the public, the public can access with all freedoms and liberties entitled to them.

  • @mick8586
    @mick8586 20 днів тому +46

    nice one Pub lic

    • @loucolman
      @loucolman 19 днів тому +1

      That was hilarious, when the penny finally dropped - his face 😂

  • @boldings14
    @boldings14 20 днів тому +15

    You're great at winding these so - called security officers up 😂😂

  • @marktcards
    @marktcards 16 днів тому +3

    nobody plays the innocent bumbling character like Pure Audits! always funny

  • @marktcards
    @marktcards 16 днів тому +4

    the fact that it's on a bus route kind of makes it very publicly accessible!

  • @123philnjames
    @123philnjames 20 днів тому +6

    That really made me chuckle, what's your name? Pub.... and what's your surname? Lic!! 😂😂😂 his head just dropped after falling for it!! Great 👍

  • @cronocide
    @cronocide 20 днів тому +13

    I love how your innocence completely disarms them and possibly makes them question their life choices.

  • @deusintus2440
    @deusintus2440 20 днів тому +10

    You have me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣 Mr Pub Lic👍

  • @karloftinker2832
    @karloftinker2832 20 днів тому +4

    PA has just done this security chap a massive favor. He can now play this back and understand how he loses arguments with his missus every single time.

  • @nogelserv
    @nogelserv 20 днів тому +5

    it's the little surprised "yeah... yeah... oh" "oh right....yeah" "permission?...nah nah" that gets me every time.

  • @BuzzQuick-s5j
    @BuzzQuick-s5j 20 днів тому +20

    "Invitation." I thought you were going to ask him if he was having a birthday party 🎉😂.

    • @bpc610
      @bpc610 20 днів тому +1

      Oh that would be great but might give up the game.

  • @beds139
    @beds139 20 днів тому +37

    One of the best yet.😅 It’s a private place as cars & buses thunder by on the road that is clearly maintained by the council. There is also a cycle path. More clueless security & pompous misinformed management.

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 20 днів тому +9

      ​@MickG-w8mWell that means he is allowed to be there. It's simple.

    • @5uper5kill3rz
      @5uper5kill3rz 20 днів тому +4

      @@stuartbrown8259 not really, I quite like pure audits as he's quite clever and amusing in his approach, I hate most the others but when people say "the sign says welcome" etc, that's such a dumb point, it's welcoming people that have a reason to be there lol not randomers lol

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 20 днів тому +4

      @@5uper5kill3rz Can only go on the video evidence, the buildings to the left of the 3 building, are also accessible, randomer or not. It looks pretty much as fully public accessibility, doesn't matter if a person is taking pictures. The point is anyone can be there. Obviously lots of businesses around here, that would imply anyone can go there, especially as the area has no gates or fences. What happens if a random person decides as walking past to go into a building and ask for a job? I've done it in the past,.

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 20 днів тому +5

      @@5uper5kill3rz So randomers aren't welcome? Jeez, my shop is certainly private, if it wasn't for " these Randomers" walking in and buying things I would be out of business, pretty quick smart. Oh and they can film the goods, not sure about a drone inside the shop 😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @mikeel6074
      @mikeel6074 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@stuartbrown8259And just like you and your shop, they can make any rules they wish and decide who stays on their property

  • @MG-nm9gt
    @MG-nm9gt 20 днів тому +12

    Mr Pub Lic, brilliant 👏

  • @ThatGoth
    @ThatGoth 20 днів тому +63

    Tells you you can't fly a drone on their land... Drives off down a PUBLIC HIGHWAY (Longwater Avenue) in an uninsured, untaxed, unlicenced vehicle!

    • @MAGFingerpost-tt1so
      @MAGFingerpost-tt1so 20 днів тому +13

      Please report this illegal vehicle.

    • @popegreg23
      @popegreg23 20 днів тому +5

      Yeah it's clearly a public footpath on the side of a public highway. There's other properties on the other side of that road, including apartment buildings!!!

    • @jossgower
      @jossgower 20 днів тому +2

      ​@MickG-w8msubject to same road rules as public road if it's publicly accessible.

    • @skibidat9808
      @skibidat9808 20 днів тому

      ​@jossgower if they own that road, I think it's a grey area in their favour. Police wouldn't do anything at all, apart from insist that they need the details of the person reporting it.

    • @ThatGoth
      @ThatGoth 20 днів тому +1

      @@skibidat9808 Not really, if it's a public names road with a postcode (and it is) and you drove a dirt bike up there without a numberplate the police would pull you and you would be prosecuted. Also you can send reports anonymously.

  • @markduffy8737
    @markduffy8737 20 днів тому +19

    LOVE watching PB, BRILLIANT 🥰🥰🥰

  • @garylowe6507
    @garylowe6507 15 днів тому +2

    I cannot stop laughing brilliant work again

  • @vicreadies
    @vicreadies 20 днів тому +54

    It’s taken him 40 plus years to get a basic grasp and understanding of the English language Ten minutes with you and he’s back to square one !

    • @annclark7015
      @annclark7015 20 днів тому +8

      That made me laugh

    • @Englandfan91
      @Englandfan91 20 днів тому +2

      What a silly little man! Who is he to determine who is a visitor or not? The audacity to ask who you are but refusing to identify himself. I just love your way of getting him all wound up and staying calm yourself. Great video! I had a good laugh😂.

    • @Guccit865
      @Guccit865 20 днів тому +1

      That is hilarious 😂

    • @davecarter2508
      @davecarter2508 20 днів тому +3

      @@Englandfan91 He was very silly, the invitation he was so squealing about would have meant PA was a GUEST and not a VISITOR.
      That's why we have the 2 words, Guests are invited, visitors just turn up.

  • @markfox4970
    @markfox4970 20 днів тому +10

    My name is 'Pub-lic'--I must remember that --good when dealing with 'planks'!

  • @bionic4368
    @bionic4368 20 днів тому +6

    Lol, I'm getting annoyed with you through tears of laughter, so I can imagine just how fekkin mad Captain Mainwaring was getting. 😅😂🤣.
    Keep em coming fella, you're a star.

  • @Andyjzr
    @Andyjzr 20 днів тому +33

    'My friend takes number plate numbers'.. You can't help but laugh can you!! It's genius auditoring in it's own way.

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 20 днів тому

      Train spotting🤣

    • @Guccit865
      @Guccit865 20 днів тому +2

      In the 50s and 60s young lads used to collect number plate numbers with a pencil and notebook we walked miles it never hurt anyone just a hobby.There were no bloody cell phones or influences or any of that bull.

    • @davecarter2508
      @davecarter2508 20 днів тому

      @@Guccit865 re : "There were no bloody cell phones or influences or any of that bull."
      Then what influenced you to collect these numbers? :-P

    • @bpc610
      @bpc610 20 днів тому

      We play license plate poker. Local format is xxx-####
      So you take the first off the next card.
      Then discard and draw your 3 or whatever. Best 00000. Worst 53210.
      I'm sad to say, I knew exactly where an 8888 plate was and I hadn't been by there in 6 months. There it was today. And no, I didn't fill up to 88888 even on the redraw.

    • @newsbender
      @newsbender 19 днів тому

      @@davecarter2508 television 🙂

  • @SD-rq2ob
    @SD-rq2ob 20 днів тому +8

    Him, what’s your name?
    You, call me Pub
    Him, and your second name?
    You, Lick
    That just completely closed him down 🤣🤣🤣
    What an arrogant fool he was!!

  • @zyllinui
    @zyllinui 20 днів тому +23

    He definitely needs a gate

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 20 днів тому +5

      Everybody needs a gate.🤣

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 20 днів тому +4

      I would love me a Gate .. only got a Door 🥹

    • @davelordy
      @davelordy 20 днів тому +4

      @@nartouzumaki8232 Same here, trying to get my foot on the gate stepladder.

  • @WeAreThePeople1690
    @WeAreThePeople1690 20 днів тому +10

    Bus stop either side of the road you are stood on very much indicates it is a publicly accessible road. Therefore, you are permitted by law to take off from there, as it is classed as a public place. What you aren't allowed to do on publicly accessible roads is drive an uninsured, untaxed, not MOT'd vehicle down that road. No seatbelts either!

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 20 днів тому +4

    Of course he should have identified himself. He is a figure in authority, & should be aware of the etiquette by now!

  • @NarnianRailway
    @NarnianRailway 20 днів тому +15

    Constructed in 2019-20 by McLaughlin & Harvey for client Mapletree Mangement UK architect was Apt. Project was £ 64.5 million over 81 weeks offering 298k ft2 office space. Completed March 2021. Clarke which did exterior facade was a finalist for an industry award. Apt received a BCO award in 2022 for their design work.
    In 2024, the 400 Longwater office blocks received recognition as a Pure Audits video location (me thinks that supersedes industry awards 😁). Great video 👍⭐⭐⭐

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  20 днів тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

    • @Smeeagain75
      @Smeeagain75 20 днів тому +7

      Another premises honoured by a visit by Pure Audits , he has an Ap, a zoom camera and has come a long way with his drone , but it's only a little one.

    • @magpieaudits
      @magpieaudits 20 днів тому +2

      Well said mate 👍

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  19 днів тому +1

      @@Smeeagain75😂😂😂

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 19 днів тому +2

      @Smeeagain75 Exactly. It's interesting.

  • @anvilbrunner.2013
    @anvilbrunner.2013 20 днів тому +19

    There's an uninvited squirrel in my garden. A visitor. Wood pigeon too. Visitor.

    • @davecarter2508
      @davecarter2508 20 днів тому +1

      The guy is just ignorant, likely English is not his first language, and he doesn't know when you have an invitation that makes you a GUEST and not a VISITOR.

    • @johnroberthines7811
      @johnroberthines7811 19 днів тому +1

      Me aswell even trapped a mouse in my bedroom last night cheeky bugger, soon carried it off my property 3 am this morning 😂

  • @seanit71
    @seanit71 20 днів тому +4

    Another classic
    Better than anything on tv. Thanks again to the best auditor around.

  • @DizRidesMtb
    @DizRidesMtb 20 днів тому +8

    No drones . Ye rite On ya buggy n FOXTROT OSCAR. eh Pure. Great vid dude 👏👏🍻🍻

  • @rolandmasters105
    @rolandmasters105 20 днів тому +6

    The first 2 men what a couple of top security staff. What lovely personality they have.

  • @fireburn95rs
    @fireburn95rs 20 днів тому +18

    i dont get why simple photos of a building riles them up so much

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 20 днів тому +4

      Yes, it's the same as looking at it.

    • @glynnsmith4560
      @glynnsmith4560 20 днів тому

      because people may see it.... because it would be clear as life in the photos.. and people could simply view it without having to look on google maps street view.

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond 20 днів тому +6

    I love you. You are excellent at reeling them in. They walk away flummoxed, just like you want them to be.

  • @DQ940
    @DQ940 20 днів тому +7

    Call me Pub Lic 😂. Guys at the end were rude and clueless but the security guards were fine. Great video.

  • @george-ev1dq
    @george-ev1dq 20 днів тому +18

    Oh Dear, driving an unregistered vehicle on a public road is a criminal offence

    • @skibidat9808
      @skibidat9808 20 днів тому +3

      @@george-ev1dq Don't forget two tier policing

    • @wjw8417
      @wjw8417 16 днів тому +1

      ​@skibidat9808 yeah the law only applies to you and I not big business

    • @skibidat9808
      @skibidat9808 16 днів тому

      @@wjw8417 Exactly

  • @Calmness1014
    @Calmness1014 20 днів тому +5

    Take a drink everytime the first guy said the word "yeah" 😂😂

  • @kevinwilliams1421
    @kevinwilliams1421 20 днів тому +3

    How you keep calm and a straight face I’ll never know, I’d break character

  • @JonAllen-x9c
    @JonAllen-x9c 16 днів тому +1

    Mr Pub Lic - you are getting better and better 😂😂😂.

  • @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe
    @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe 20 днів тому +14

    The first guy got so exasperated I thought he'd gone in for a lie down.

  • @Auditing_New_Zealand
    @Auditing_New_Zealand 20 днів тому +4

    What a great visit as both a visitor and a customer. It looks like a lovely place to cycle around and fly a drone. Thank for sharing mate

  • @noelward8047
    @noelward8047 20 днів тому +3

    Like a Boss. The fools had a meltdown and are probably still clutching a pillow ! Haha

  • @fireskycam9889
    @fireskycam9889 20 днів тому +4

    It seems like having a camera in your hand or a drone attracts all sorts of idiots nowadays.

  • @stuartbrown8259
    @stuartbrown8259 20 днів тому +10

    Brilliant, slipped another gem in there. Whats your name, PUB......LIC. Now that was funny and very clever.

  • @JONACAN
    @JONACAN 9 днів тому +2

    I'm so glad I don't work for these big pretensious consumer brands.

  • @brianmonkey1697
    @brianmonkey1697 20 днів тому +17

    lol that was funny PUB LIC. …

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 20 днів тому +3

    There needs to be better education in this country as to what public property land is. They were rally struggling no matter how much they were helped. Good job Pub Lick.

  • @5uper5kill3rz
    @5uper5kill3rz 20 днів тому +13

    Let's be fair, I'm 6minutes in and the security guard is being very friendly, even if he's wrong about the law

    • @mikeel6074
      @mikeel6074 20 днів тому

      What was he wrong about?

    • @vaughnwilliams1208
      @vaughnwilliams1208 20 днів тому

      ​@@mikeel6074 almost everything

    • @davidsmith5523
      @davidsmith5523 20 днів тому

      He was wrong that he must be obeyed under these circumstances. That his challenge matters. It does not.​
      @mikeel6074

    • @5uper5kill3rz
      @5uper5kill3rz 20 днів тому +1

      @@mikeel6074 I just added that bit because I didn’t wanna get hounded in the comments haha

    • @mikeel6074
      @mikeel6074 20 днів тому +1

      @@5uper5kill3rz I wouldn't worry what random people say on the Internet

  • @MrCptjohn
    @MrCptjohn 20 днів тому +4

    Who needs tv with content like this,very nice security guy though ❤

  • @issttaabbrraaqq
    @issttaabbrraaqq 19 днів тому +1

    Just keep doing what you do. I find it entertaining, amusing & educational.

  • @mapolinski
    @mapolinski 20 днів тому +8

    If the security guard won't identify, just tell him you are security and you need to see his identification. He'll say you aren't that he is security, until he shows the badge keep telling him he's wrong.

  • @alberttickle1106
    @alberttickle1106 20 днів тому +4

    'You should get a gate...'.... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Scano41
    @Scano41 20 днів тому +6

    Lol i got my drone and zoom camera 😂😂😂😂🎉 love it hes baffled already 😊

  • @CasaMiriam
    @CasaMiriam 20 днів тому +3

    “Please don’t do it again” in the UK
    “Get on the floor now or we will open fire” in the US

  • @TinaCalvert
    @TinaCalvert 20 днів тому +3

    That bloke sounds like a teacher please dont do it again and your the naughty boy so funny 😂😂😂

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 20 днів тому +19

    🤣😂🤣sorry, sorry, sorry🙈😂🤣😂🤣😂you don't need to keep apologising Mr security guard. Now get back to work....

  • @andrewlitow
    @andrewlitow 20 днів тому +3

    Verbal judo skills are tops❤

  • @browndirtcowboy396
    @browndirtcowboy396 14 днів тому +1

    “Can I show you my bill ?”…… I”m crying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peterhemmings2929
    @peterhemmings2929 20 днів тому +11

    That bloke, he's clearly NOT excited...

  • @JuneRawlings
    @JuneRawlings 20 днів тому +2

    Absolutely brilliant ❤❤

  • @JamesBrown-lc4fw
    @JamesBrown-lc4fw 20 днів тому +9

    One day someone is going to have a stroke 😂😂😂

  • @bryanh5684
    @bryanh5684 20 днів тому +4

    The low paid foreign security staff are mildly amusing but the real fun starts when the bosses arrive. They are not used to someone saying NO!

  • @Premier-Media-Group
    @Premier-Media-Group 20 днів тому +6

    "Front of house" talked through his week's quota of speaking in one interaction with PA. I'm absolutely exhausted just listening to him.
    You can watch him losing his voice in real time as the video progresses! 😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  20 днів тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bpc610
      @bpc610 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@PureAuditsI think you made him doubt if he was awake or sane.

  • @martyn164
    @martyn164 20 днів тому +14

    He is very good at confusing himself

    • @Suzyfromtheblock
      @Suzyfromtheblock 20 днів тому

      How about my telephone bill cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 20 днів тому +2

    You are fast becoming my favourite auditor. Every episode is a masterclass , keep up the excellent work 😂

  • @roy9816
    @roy9816 20 днів тому +12

    Another manager/ barrister who failed his exams.

  • @sandyabbott4267
    @sandyabbott4267 20 днів тому +3

    Mr Speccy looks down his nose at the hoi polloi.

  • @vampire99999
    @vampire99999 18 днів тому

    you friend who collects number plates had me cracking up love your vids 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @learningpianoat61
    @learningpianoat61 20 днів тому

    "My friend... he collects number plates!" LOL

  • @stevefdarby4057
    @stevefdarby4057 20 днів тому +4

    Poor bloke didn't know whether he was coming or going, Ha ha

  • @mickmcguire4571
    @mickmcguire4571 20 днів тому +1

    Love it when you ask the mugs 'are you exited 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jberkeley1195
    @jberkeley1195 14 днів тому +1

    😂🤣😂 we saw you flying a drone DON'T DO IT AGAIN 😂🤣😂 thank you pure for the daily giggles 👍